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00:11You
00:11Sorry, so you've just been having sex this whole time and just just keeping it from us
00:16I wouldn't say the whole time. It's been like a year a year. Oh my god
00:22Where are you having sex like in your rectory?
00:25I'm not answering that question. No offense cuz you just kind of you really present as someone who hasn't had
00:29sex
00:30In a long like a long time. No offense. What do you want me walking around with a big old
00:36erection?
00:37No, just waving it around
00:39So that you can know that I'm having sex no, no, I'm just saying you don't seem like you're being
00:44dicked down by a contractor
00:45That's all I'm saying. Okay, cool
00:47Kind
00:49Mirror mirror your life
00:52He's open yeah, I'm just a revolving door of men
00:56At this point. Yep. It's different for y'all. Nope. It's just a relationship
01:05Holy shit a private jet what is going on here I can get those okay
01:13Okay, well, I know we haven't exactly been on the same page lately
01:16But can we just stop and enjoy the fact that we are going to miami on a private jet
01:21Thank you. Thank you. Hi
01:26Now you're acting like someone who's getting laid morgan what leave my sex life out of this
01:30I can't
01:41Jesus Christ
01:51There they are. Okay. Okay. Come my friends. So, how was the car ride, don't they?
01:59Yeah
02:00Yeah, the driver knew where he was going. Yeah, we're on the plane
02:03So, okay
02:05Have a seat
02:07Thank you
02:10So, uh, we found the guy. It's an amateur. It should be resolved soon
02:14Okay, but not like resolved resolved. We're talking just get the money and then it's done
02:24Sorry
02:25Are we going to talk about who they are? Security? Don't worry about them
02:33So
02:35Here we are eight people responsible for changing the face of the central New Jersey cocaine market
02:42Yeah
02:43No, all we have to do is reassure the Brazilians. We have what it takes to move their product
02:51What did he say? What was the last part? I don't know. Why would I know? Why would I know
03:00that?
03:00Ladies and gentlemen
03:03To miami
03:16Oh my gosh
03:19Easy
03:20Easy
03:22Easy
03:23Easy
03:23Easy
03:26Okay, not gonna lie. This was not the Miami I hoped for fresh off a private jet
03:31Well, it's humid and I'm pretty sure we passed a group of people burning a pile of books on our
03:36way in from the airport
03:36So we're definitely in Florida
03:38Yeah
03:40Okay
03:41Okay, what is going on out there?
03:46Okay
03:48This is not good
03:50What's not good?
03:51The Brazilians were supposed to meet us here 20 minutes ago
03:55And?
03:56What does that mean?
03:57It means something's not right
04:00Hey
04:02Hello, hello, hey
04:05Hey
04:06Hey
04:07And?
04:08Oh, we're good, we're good. Everything is good. We just have that small change of plan
04:15Mulder
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06:06Did you know that we were doing a draft deal with the Brazilian cartel?
06:08I didn't. I didn't even know there was a Brazilian cartel.
06:10What? Have you never seen Sicario?
06:12Those guys insulate their walls with dead bodies.
06:15Do I look like I've seen Sicario?
06:17Look at the cellophane.
06:18Look at the chocolate. It's coming off. It's disgusting.
06:20Leave it in the car.
06:22Hey, okay, let's go.
06:25Tema de vista.
06:27All right. Wow.
06:28Cell phones.
06:32Okay.
06:36Hey, listen.
06:38It needs to be totally clear.
06:41We cannot return this expensive dress if there's blood all over us.
06:44Stick to our talking points.
06:45Now, if you don't have an answer to something you don't speak, let us take the lead.
06:49Just, you know, look confident.
06:51Like, you've done this before.
06:53Have you done this before?
06:54Morgan, buckle.
06:57Hey.
06:59Hola.
06:59Hola.
07:00Bem-vindos.
07:01Uh-huh.
07:02Bora embora. Tô comigo agora.
07:04Forgive my friends for the warm welcome.
07:07I hope they weren't too impolite.
07:09Yeah. No. Not at all. Not at all. Hello.
07:12Hmm.
07:13If I knew we were dressing up, I would have put on a jacket.
07:17Come.
07:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:19Let's go.
07:20How was the trip?
07:21It was good.
07:22I feel ridiculous.
07:23I feel ridiculous.
07:35Hey, guys.
07:36Make yourselves at home.
07:37Hello.
07:51Hi.
07:52Can I just get a shot of, like, anything?
07:57Wait.
07:59I feel like that guy is staring at us, and I just, I have this creeping suspicion that he knows
08:03we're not legit.
08:03Oh, uh, yeah, no.
08:06Nikki, listen, listen.
08:09If things go south tonight, I want you to know that I know how much space I take up in
08:15our lives.
08:16Yeah? And?
08:18Well, no, nothing. I'm just, like, acknowledging the fact that we're basically, you know, in Halloween costumes in front of
08:23a bunch of cartel members, you know, and if that doesn't end well, I have some, like, feelings I want
08:27to release.
08:27I don't think that's necessary tonight.
08:28I'm messy, and I'm rude. I know that. Okay? I can't, like, seem to figure my shit out.
08:33But these are the things I want to get off my chest in case this is my last opportunity to
08:38do this.
08:40Things I don't want to die with.
08:43You think we're going to die here?
08:46I think that the chances of that are higher than I did before.
08:50Fuck.
08:50Yeah.
08:51But listen, I forgive you, okay?
08:56For what?
08:56Yeah, I forgive you.
08:57What do you forgive me for?
08:58For everything.
08:58What? But what?
08:59Specifically, I'm trying to get to the bottom of what?
09:02Oh, fuck.
09:06What was that?
09:10Well, that man is terrifying.
09:12He's important.
09:15Well, that was fucking bone-chilling.
09:30Paolo, uh, so, thank you so much.
09:33What the fuck is that?
09:36What the fuck is that?
09:36Claudia, where did that come from?
09:40Uh, yeah, yeah.
09:41It wasn't meant to be paraded in front of the party like that.
09:45It's true that looks like, well, anyway, we have, we have lots to discuss.
09:49We don't talk business at a table.
09:51It's bad manners.
09:52Oh, sure.
09:52And speaking of bad manners, it's always nice to know in advance who's coming for dinner.
09:58Uh, this dude don't look like a Turkish man from Istanbul.
10:02Uh, yeah, uh, I, I apologize.
10:07We had the last minute change.
10:08Well, I don't like last minute additions to my dessert cart, and certainly, I don't like
10:14last minute additions to my dinner table.
10:16Sure, sure.
10:17Um, are you going to introduce yourselves?
10:21Yeah, I mean, do you, do you want, or do you want me to?
10:24Oh, okay.
10:26You can do it.
10:26I'll take it.
10:27Okay.
10:27Um, hey, y'all, I am Morgan Dardano.
10:32No.
10:33This is my brother, Nicholas Dardano, and we work with Ivan and Andre on, uh, yes, transportation
10:41side of things.
10:42Uh, um, you see, I couldn't sworn that you teach kids at Glenview Elementary, and you're
10:48a pastor at a community church in New Jersey.
10:52I, I do.
10:54Oh, well, then, I'm confused.
10:56Are you two handling transportation, or are you a public servant and a servant of God?
11:03Or both.
11:06Yeah, which ultimately benefits everyone.
11:09I mean, we fly under the radar, which is your biggest asset, and correct me if I'm wrong,
11:14but don't you want the people handling logistics for a, a, can I say drugs?
11:19Oh, my gosh.
11:19Drug route.
11:20No judgment.
11:20You know, to be the last two people that law enforcement would ever suspect.
11:24We have clean slates and no criminal records.
11:27So.
11:27I do have, I have one DUI.
11:29That doesn't, but I know you guys know that you're doing your research, so you probably
11:32know that already.
11:33From her record.
11:33That is true.
11:34No points.
11:34So that has very little to do with this.
11:35We are an incredibly value addition.
11:37Bottom line.
11:38We're an incredibly valuable addition to this operation.
11:41We want to apologize.
11:42Okay, okay, okay, fuck.
11:44That's enough.
11:51Who's hungry?
12:05For you to try, just in case we have some federal agents in our company.
12:17I've never done this before.
12:18Just do what I do.
12:20Win.
12:37Oh, wow.
12:41It's really good.
12:46Tonight, we welcome you.
12:49Saúde.
12:50Saúde.
12:54What do you mean you forgive me?
12:55Like, what is that?
12:56I don't like the way that makes me feel.
12:57Oh, my God, I'm sorry that you don't like how it makes me feel.
12:59I'm really sorry, genuinely.
13:01I was just saying that I think that you care about a lot of people, and you just, I'm not
13:03one of them.
13:04Of course I care about you, Morgan.
13:05Of course I do.
13:06You're my sister.
13:07That's an inherently given thing.
13:09Like, I shouldn't have to say that out loud.
13:10Some families do say that out loud, though.
13:12Some families do.
13:13Some families do.
13:13And some of the time, I wish that you would admit that you kind of abandoned me in that house
13:17and my mom and dad were making me feel.
13:18Abandoned you?
13:19I went to seminary, Morgan.
13:20What do you want me to do?
13:21Why do you go to seminary, though, to, like, go be a hero?
13:23Meanwhile, I'm at home with mom.
13:24She's losing her mind.
13:25What?
13:25Where are you?
13:26Nowhere to be found.
13:27I didn't know that you needed me to check in on you.
13:28I did not know that, okay?
13:30Your two favorite words at the time were fucked up.
13:31What do you want me to do?
13:32Oh, reverse psychology.
13:33You ever think that maybe that was my way of saying that I actually did need you?
13:36Well, that's fucked up.
13:36Morgan, that's fucked up.
13:37If that's how you tell people you need them, what am I?
13:39Am I a mind for you?
13:40But also, I looked up to you.
13:42I did not know.
13:43You gave me none of this information.
13:45I am sorry, Morgan.
13:47I'm sincerely apologetic.
13:48Thank you for saying that.
13:49I'm so sorry.
13:50I feel so bad.
13:53I will not judge you if you want me to go.
13:56I, like, I might, but it's not going to be for the reasons that you think it's going to be.
14:01You know what I mean?
14:01Like, this has been a good medicinal tool for us in terms of communication.
14:05Communication-wise, this has been really good.
14:07Yeah, you don't have to explain.
14:08Do you know what I'm saying?
14:09I also really love cocaine.
14:10I understand why this is a thing.
14:11Like, I understand now why people like this.
14:14I understand why people get addicted to this.
14:16You can't get addicted to it.
14:17It's a personality thing.
14:18There's, like, a pile of this.
14:20Should I try, like, right in?
14:21Well, I actually would love to do that.
14:22That's crazy.
14:23That would be fucking crazy.
14:25Do it.
14:26No, I can't.
14:27Do it.
14:27Do it.
14:28Okay, right, right, right.
14:35Sorry, there's someone in here.
14:42Oh, okay.
14:48All right.
14:48Can I help you with something?
14:50Well, you told me you've been staring at me all night.
14:58Well, you were staring at me, I thought.
15:00Because you were staring at me.
15:03Now, as a pastor who looks at men, I thought this could be our secret.
15:10I think there were some crossed wires here.
15:13I think there might have been a miscommunication.
15:14Why, you don't look at men?
15:17Come on.
15:19You seem very gay to me.
15:20Well, I mean, I do look at men.
15:23I just, I have a boyfriend, so.
15:25Oh.
15:26It's kissing bad.
15:29Because in Brazil, we kiss to say hello.
15:37And to say goodbye.
15:39Uh-huh.
15:43I think I'm just, I'm a little more concerned about what happens after the kissing.
15:47And we're not open, even though now I'm regretting not having that conversation.
15:52But I, yeah, I just, I don't think we should kiss goodbye or hello.
15:59So why were you staring at me?
16:01I thought, I thought maybe you didn't trust me.
16:04Why won't I trust you?
16:05I don't.
16:05You know I'm not like my father, right?
16:08I'm sorry, who's your father?
16:09Paolo, you met him earlier.
16:11We don't really get along that well.
16:12Paolo is your father?
16:14I mean, hey.
16:15Okay.
16:17This is a secret.
16:19Don't scream like this.
16:19I won't, I won't.
16:21I mean, let's just say that my father wouldn't be very happy if he knew I was in this bathroom
16:24with you.
16:25Well, then why are we in here?
16:26We should probably not be in here then.
16:28Wait, you're not going to tell anyone.
16:29No, of course not.
16:30So nobody knows.
16:32Oh.
16:32I just want to keep it private for now.
16:34You understand that, right?
16:35Of course, of course.
16:35Of course I understand that.
16:37You know, and I'm really sorry, Jesus, that you have to hide part of yourself away.
16:46It's really, really hard.
16:49Am I the first man you've been with?
16:51No, no, I fuck a lot.
16:52Oh, okay.
16:54It's just that I mostly fuck male models.
16:56Okay.
16:57Really tall one, shredded.
16:58I fucked this dentist once.
17:00Oh, right.
17:01Super hot.
17:01That's a lot of big dick.
17:02Hot people.
17:03Just people who aren't so close to my family.
17:06Okay.
17:07This is really risky.
17:09I understand.
17:10Listen, if, um, if you ever need to just talk, you know, I would be more than happy to offer
17:18my services.
17:20I appreciate that.
17:21It's a nice feeling knowing that, you know, my secret is safe with you.
17:28Mm-hmm.
17:28You're going to keep her secret?
17:29I will keep the secret, yeah, okay?
17:31I will, yeah.
17:31Shh.
17:32Shh.
17:32Shh.
17:33Shh.
17:34Or else.
17:41That's funny.
17:42I'm kidding.
17:43I know.
17:43I know.
17:44Okay?
17:45Hey, don't tell anyone.
17:46Nope.
17:46Good.
17:47That's fine.
17:53Holy fuck.
17:55Here's to this fucking night!
17:57Woo!
17:58Morgan, we've got to go home.
17:59Oh, my God.
18:00What is that?
18:02I don't know.
18:03I don't know.
18:03Can I have some?
18:04Uh, sure.
18:05Oh, my God.
18:06Bye.
18:06I love you.
18:07Get home safe, okay?
18:09Who is that?
18:10Oh, I don't know.
18:18Oh, fuck.
18:19Uh, I'm not okay, Morgan.
18:22I'm not okay.
18:23That's the cocaine.
18:24This is what cocaine does?
18:26Why the fuck does anyone do cocaine?
18:28Last night you were asking if you could get a prescription for it.
18:32What?
18:32When?
18:33Can you believe this weather?
18:35It's fucking gorgeous.
18:38Perfectly to be on the water.
18:41Let's go.
18:41Okay.
18:42Okay, this is the Miami I'm talking about.
18:45You don't feel bad at all?
18:47No, cocaine is really good for me.
18:49Bienvenidos.
18:50We have business to discuss.
18:52Please, how is it going on?
18:54There are people.
18:55They come with us.
18:56Don't worry.
18:57Pablo's giving them a tour of the bay.
19:00No, we're not leaving them alone.
19:02You're the deal makers.
19:04You don't want to make a deal.
19:06How can we make a deal if Pablo's on the boat?
19:08Pablo!
19:09I make the deals.
19:10You approve them.
19:13Vamos.
19:14Vamos, gente.
19:17No.
19:19Wait, what's going on?
19:21Where are they going?
19:22Oh, they have a deal to make.
19:25Well, where are we going then?
19:26To have some fun.
19:28Let's go.
19:29Let's go.
19:30Let's go.
19:47Why are criminals so indirect?
19:48Like why is there this kabuki theater around just like telling people what's going on?
19:53I know like just tell us you're taking us out on a boat to kill us
19:55I wasn't thinking that and I was and now that's all I'm thinking I was joking
19:59Okay, but I mean think about it Nikki
20:02What's a better place to dump a body than on a private yacht in the middle of the ocean?
20:05They call mom if I deed you by your foot. It's all that's left of you
20:18Oh
20:34Where are we let's go
20:48Help us out here. What's what's happening here, huh?
20:53Dig
21:00Agoda
21:12Are you ever gonna ask me why we're here?
21:16Nope
21:20Tarek was in trouble
21:22And I offered to come here in exchange for Ivan and Audrey's help
21:28Wait, so
21:31We're stuck out here with the Brazilian cartel to help your boyfriend?
21:36Yeah
21:37I mean I didn't know it was the cartel at the time, but yeah
21:42And I'm really really sorry for getting involved in this
21:53I'm sorry
22:01I have to end things with Max
22:03What?
22:05I would never do something like that for him
22:07We've been together 17 years
22:11It's like I've convinced myself that there's some agenda to your like goodness
22:20Like it's not genuine or something because if it was then I would only feel like a bigger piece of
22:23shit, but
22:25There's not you're just you're somehow just
22:28A good person
22:31Yeah
22:31So annoying
22:33Good person
22:34Yeah
22:34Have you been listening to me speak? I put us both in so much danger
22:37Whatever, dude, I wanted it. You know it, I know it
22:41Okay
22:41Oh
22:43This sucks
22:45I think you're just coming off of a lot of cocaine
22:48That wasn't a lot of cocaine, I've done way more cocaine than that
22:51Excuse me?
22:52Yeah, that wasn't even a lot
22:53Morgan, come on
22:54That's scary
22:55Hey!
22:59Still got me?
23:00Hi
23:00Are you talking to me?
23:02Yes, dude, come
23:03What the fuck does he want from me?
23:19Sir
23:20Sir
23:21Look
23:23We can handle 100 cows a month
23:26100, possibly more
23:28And we are slowly inching into their territory
23:32So the Italians won't see it coming
23:34So
23:34Do you want to tell us?
23:35What the minister and school teacher are actually here?
23:39What?
23:39What do you mean?
23:40We went through this last night
23:42I'm asking for the truth
23:44It has nothing to do with the Turk going missing?
23:48No, who told you that?
23:49No
23:50Do not fuck with me
23:53If there is a loose end out there
23:55We need to know about it
23:58There's nothing to worry about
24:00Trust me
24:04I took care of him
24:08Yousef ran away to Turkey
24:10But I had someone over there to take care of it
24:12Because
24:16If there is a problem
24:18We fix it
24:19And I will do it again
24:20If anything else gets in the way of our business
24:24So
24:26Do we have a deal?
24:28Or do we keep digging?
24:31Or do we keep digging?
24:35This is ancient
24:41There's a boat there
24:44Do we need to lock the door?
24:46Okay
24:47Sunproof
24:48Incredible right?
24:50It does look thin but you can't hear a thing
24:53Yeah
24:54It's a beautiful boat
24:56Did you sail it here from Brazil or?
25:00Well that would be fucking stupid
25:01No
25:03Mexico
25:03And Mexican
25:04Oh I'm sorry I thought you were
25:07From Brazil
25:08No
25:08I'm from Sinaloa
25:10I killed my way to Brazil
25:12Just kidding
25:13I just go with the powdered blows as they say
25:19Sit
25:21Come here
25:25What do you want to drink?
25:26Whatever
25:27Splitting, headaches
25:28Just water
25:29I don't like drinking alone
25:30There's a judgment to it
25:31Tequila
25:33Uh
25:35Yep
25:37You had fun last night?
25:39Mmm
25:40Dinner plates aren't usually empty
25:42Sorry about that
25:43I have to make sure that you're serious
25:47Oh
25:49But it was a good shit, huh?
25:50Yeah, it was a
25:53Uh
25:54Really good shit
25:55Very pure
25:56Very nice
25:59So
26:01I heard that you met my son
26:04I don't know who your son
26:06Felipe
26:07Oh
26:08Yeah, I'm
26:09He's
26:10Good head of hair
26:11I think we might have
26:13Crossed paths at the club
26:14We're very different he and I
26:17Okay
26:18He's a homosexual
26:19Interesting
26:23Does he know that you know that
26:25No
26:28You know, it might be nice to
26:30To let him know that you know and that you're fine
26:32I won't be doing that
26:34Well
26:34I mean as somebody who is hidden parts of myself away
26:38I can tell you that, you know
26:39Knowing that your family is on your side
26:41It means the world
26:42I killed my father with a butter knife
26:44I killed my father with a butter knife
26:47Hey
26:47Hey
26:48Hey
26:50Hey
26:50Hey
26:50Hey
26:50Hey
26:51Hey
26:51Hey
26:52Hey
26:52Hey
26:54Hey
26:57Well
26:58Looks like I'm not gonna have to kill you today
27:00Today, we have a deal to make.
27:08Okay.
27:22Good evening, everyone.
27:24To think that there was a very real chance
27:26that this entire team of Americas and Russians would be shot dead.
27:32What? Look at us now.
27:34Cheers!
27:38Is he joking?
27:46Hey, is there any part of you that likes this, like what we're doing?
27:51Absolutely not.
27:52I literally cannot wait to get out of this.
27:57I think there's something wrong with me.
28:00Morgan, there's nothing wrong with you, okay?
28:03You might be restless and easily bored
28:06and stuck in a bad relationship
28:07and, you know, likely undiagnosed ADHD.
28:11And you should absolutely invest in a day planner,
28:14but there is nothing wrong with you.
28:16Okay?
28:18Yeah.
28:20Wow.
28:21Thank you for saying that.
28:25Yeah, I think I really needed to, um, hear that.
28:30Did you do more cocaine?
28:31No.
28:32Like one bump, two bumps.
28:33One bump?
28:34Are you using?
28:36Using?
28:36I don't know.
28:37It's like a very weird...
28:38I'm using?
28:39I'm just saying.
28:40What, suddenly you're a coke head?
28:41You're acting like it's, like, like it's meth.
28:43You're saying it like it's meth.
28:44What?
28:45Well, it's something.
28:50I should just say,
28:51I think that this trip has been a lifeline for us,
28:54don't you think?
28:56It's been something.
28:58Something nice, right?
29:00Yep.
29:00Like, I know this sounds corny,
29:03but I've really enjoyed my time with you.
29:09Oh!
29:34Holy...
29:34Holy fuck!
29:37Ha...
29:40Ha...
29:41Ah!
29:44Ah...
29:45Ah...
29:46Ah...
29:48Oh...
29:50Fuck.
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