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00:14are you familiar with Robert house are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest
00:20man in America not spy on him folks in them outfits don't deserve saving
00:38let her go no I only have one help me please
00:51she'll die without it golden rule motherfucker I am nothing like you
00:56the axis of power has shifted in the brotherhood
01:06holy fuck how many of those can you make more than all of human history could ever consume
01:19liaison from the Commonwealth I understand we're discussing a civil war
01:36just so you know I am nice
01:46oh no oh that is I think you might be a ghoul
01:54oh no
02:14I hear something saying
02:25that's the sound of the men working on the chain
02:42Bobby hey I see your eyes closing over there you know what happens when you fall asleep on the job
02:48nothing good that's for sure
02:51come on gang we're only 12 hours into this ship you got 10 more to go
02:55okay
02:58hey you know what try it without the gloves
03:01the meat on your palms I'll give you a better grip just get in there
03:07it hurt a little bit but
03:11I did it keep it up in your big gross cow's hands in no time
03:15yes sir
03:18Trudy
03:20why aren't you making money for me
03:23Lois called me a mean name
03:27Lois is that true
03:30she said I look like a ghoul
03:32well there's nothing wrong with being a ghoul except you're not
03:36I'm a ghoul
03:38Perry over there
03:39no that's a ghoul
03:41disgusting
03:41yeah
03:42this might be a good reminder for everybody
03:45hey hey listen up
03:47little break here real quick everybody
03:49okay
03:53reminder
03:54we're all really really lucky to be here
03:57believe me
03:57I have seen some shit out there
04:00but here we got it made
04:02we got a roof over our heads
04:03a very well defended perimeter
04:05what about water
04:06it just drinks a soda right
04:08you know what the best part about this place is
04:10nobody wakes you up in the morning to do push-ups
04:12or makes you carry out a big old bag all the time
04:15oh no I'd say
04:17life's pretty good
04:19what do we always say
04:20most kids are dead by the stage
04:25okay back to work
04:26let's go
04:54keep up
05:06keep up
05:08keep up
05:08keep up
05:28You lost your legionary.
05:31Please, please, please.
05:40The enemy hordes them will be back.
05:45So, to count the balance for me to be left.
05:47Mars is coming.
06:02Away, profligate.
06:07Yes.
06:12hi sir how dare you address the great kaiser
06:18kaiser you do you mean caesar i believe kaisers are german and you guys have
06:25more of a roman theme so i i think it's caesar
06:37sir please um i see that this is a um work camp and if i may i i'm a very
06:47we're negotiating the rights to your prima noctis
06:52prima noctis
06:58okay first of all shame on you that is awful and secondly prima noctis isn't even a roman
07:05tradition it's from the middle ages they were just nasty people borrowing a latin phrase
07:08and as much as i want to respect your traditions there is a line to all that which i think
07:14we
07:14have found and you should know that i am not even a virgin and that's not including all
07:20of the cousin stuff i did which is at least a page or two on my resume so looks like
07:24we're
07:24out of options
07:28you don't mind me saying it seems like you guys might have lost your way out here
07:31i wouldn't expect to profligate like you to understand we're at war with who the new california republic
07:38the cons the brotherhood the first we must conquer the unrepentant members of kaiser's
07:44legion
07:47over there
07:58there's two caesars
08:00the great founder of this empire he died we've been at war ever since over who should
08:05be his heir he wrote down the name of his successor and placed it into his divine pocket
08:12but every time we try to retrieve it all's kaiser and his followers they shoot at us
08:19we are the stalemate
08:23i may be able to help you i have experience with family counseling and
08:27sometimes conflict resolution it's easier than you think
08:36oh jeez
08:43please excuse me this isn't rome okay this is america
08:49is it
08:50yeah it is at least according to all the maps maps drawn by the dead
08:55all that remains of america is the overwhelming evidence of its failure
09:00now if you excuse me we have a war to win
09:04you know speaking of someone who's seen upwards of 15 different movies if you think everyone else is the bad
09:09guy
09:09chances are you're the bad guy
09:11but good is not a meaningful vector in history
09:16only strength
09:27you know
09:53I don't know.
10:26I don't know.
10:31Well, a boat's not a boat.
10:33Know what I mean?
10:36Of course you do.
10:49You take out one plant,
10:53it's the same as it ever was.
10:56It's just got a hole in it, that's all.
11:03You take out a lot of planks,
11:07and all of a sudden,
11:08you've got to ask yourself,
11:12what the fuck am I looking at?
11:15This ain't no boat.
11:18It's just a pile of wood, man.
11:21It's just a fucking pile of wood.
11:49I don't know what I'm telling you all this for.
11:53Well, I know you already know all this.
12:03It's just been a while
12:05since I had someone worth talking to.
12:10That's all.
12:21It's just a while now.
12:22Oh, my God.
12:27Oh, my God.
12:57This teddy leaves you the keepsake box.
13:02For the vault.
13:04I just hate leaving anything behind, you know?
13:08Well, we may not have to, right?
13:24Well, I've got to go to this thing for Charlie.
13:29Okay.
13:33Oh, my God.
13:34Oh, my God.
14:00What do you know about Robert House?
14:03All I heard is that he's building some kind of weapon system in Vegas.
14:07Or Intel thinks it's connected to what you heard Barb talking about.
14:10You're Intel?
14:13It's Blueprints and a bunch of phone records.
14:15What else am I supposed to call that?
14:18Intel, I guess.
14:20Well, do you know what your boss wants me to do to him?
14:23Yeah.
14:31I didn't know.
14:33Look, I want to help.
14:34I'll do whatever I can.
14:36But there's got to be another way.
14:40Look where we are, Coop.
14:42Half the guys in here have killed people.
14:45Maybe not the right ones.
14:49Robert House is just one person.
15:02My name is Diane Welch, Congresswoman for the District of Glendale.
15:08And if you've never heard of me, it's probably because I'm the only sitting congressperson in this administration to have
15:17refused corporate funding.
15:18So while I may not be able to afford TV spots and billboards, I don't think America can afford any
15:27more corporate influence in Washington.
15:29Get on with it.
15:34Okay.
15:36Well, today isn't about me.
15:38It's about you and the sacrifices you have made for this great nation.
15:42As a friend to our brothers and sisters in the armed forces, it is my honor to award...
15:51Let me just find my card here.
16:00The story of today's first honoree is just...
16:04I'm going to go head to head.
16:05...wonderful if I can find my notes.
16:21You getting any awards tonight?
16:25Uh, no.
16:27No, no, I'm just here for an old friend.
16:30Corporal Charlie Whiteknife.
16:33Yeah.
16:34Yeah, Charlie.
16:38Rumor has it he's a bit of a pinko.
16:41Is that right?
16:45I wouldn't know about that.
16:47And what about you, Mr. Howard?
16:50What about me?
16:52Oh.
16:53Cooper Howard?
16:55American veteran?
16:57Star of the silver screen?
17:02Pinko?
17:06Don't believe everything you read.
17:09Oh, don't get me wrong.
17:10I sympathize with Pinko's point of view.
17:14They have grievances with traditional institutions.
17:18Entirely justified, if you ask me.
17:21I didn't ask you.
17:24It's their solution to the problem.
17:26Oh.
17:27Yeah.
17:30You back a body into a corner, they're liable to try anything.
17:37You back billions of bodies into a corner at the same time.
17:42Tsk.
17:46Everyone trying to solve the same problem at the same time, with a multitude of solutions.
17:53Messy, messy.
18:01Take it, you're not a vet.
18:05What gave me away?
18:07Because a vet would know better than to talk politics, when a man has his dick in his hand.
18:15Till next time, Mr. Howard.
18:30The Codex is clear about chain of command.
18:32We mustn't squander this opportunity.
18:35I told you, we're out.
18:37I acknowledge the arrival of the Paladin from the Commonwealth complicates the issue.
18:44But...
18:45I'm not interested in fighting a rebellion, Quintus.
18:47But the Brotherhood began as an act of rebellion.
18:55Before the war, an ordinary captain was sent to a research center in California, Roger Maxon.
19:06And when he saw what they were doing there, depraved experiments on human subjects,
19:14Well, then, Roger Maxon had to ask himself, who did he serve?
19:21His God?
19:25Or his government?
19:33He chose his God.
19:36He shot the scientists.
19:38He shot the people who tried to stop him.
19:41His government had defied God.
19:44And for that, he defied his government.
19:49But he wasn't punished.
19:52He was saved.
19:54So that he could found our noble order.
20:02If our rebellion is righteous,
20:06the way will be paved for us.
20:13I told you.
20:17I don't go in for the religious stuff.
20:23Give the cold fusion relic to the Commonwealth.
20:42My lord.
20:46This Xander guy.
20:52If I could just kill him.
20:58But that's what we do here.
21:01Isn't it?
21:07Behold, the dimness of the sword.
21:13We just lost the alliance.
21:15If we kill Xander, the envoy from the Commonwealth, it will be war.
21:20And without the support of the other chapters, it will end with all our heads on spikes.
21:27Yes, my lord.
21:28But if our cause is righteous...
21:31He has no need for the thoughts of a sword.
21:37Leave.
21:45Must I repeat myself?
21:52No, my lord.
22:10There he is.
22:19What do you want?
22:21Well, my arrival seems to have put a damper on the conversation.
22:26Your clerics won't even look at me.
22:30You guys have a lot of clerics, you know that?
22:35Yeah, I guess we do.
22:37Yeah, scurrying around everywhere like little cockroaches.
22:41Right?
22:43I mean, we have clerics back at the Commonwealth.
22:45They're just not, like, in charge, you know.
22:47And I know every chapter of the Brotherhood is a little different,
22:50but this one sucks.
22:53No offense.
22:56I shouldn't be talking to you.
22:58Chain of command.
22:59Good man.
23:01See?
23:02That's a soldier for you.
23:10Your elder cleric is about to make a mistake.
23:12The Brotherhood that you believe in, that I believe in,
23:15we are the last bastion of order in this country.
23:19We are a bulwark against chaos.
23:24If you ask me, fomenting a rebellion sounds a lot like chaos.
23:34You know, back east, it's guys like us who call the shots.
23:38The people who put their ass on the line.
23:41That is foundational to the Brotherhood ethos.
23:45Your clerics.
23:46What do they do, stand around, give speeches?
23:50We are the ones who bleed.
23:58What do you want me to do about it?
24:02Just talk to me.
24:04You know, this isn't the first time that the Brotherhood has been on the verge of civil war.
24:08But, if us soldiers figure something out,
24:12it won't be the first time that cooler heads have prevailed.
24:20What do you think?
24:28Yeah, let's talk.
24:31Hot dog.
24:44Well, Miss Lucy?
24:46How's that golden rule working out for you now?
24:51What the fuck?
25:13Looks like we got ourselves a civil war.
25:19Well, shit.
25:21What you think, dog?
25:37Don't look at me like that.
25:38I don't like her either.
25:40But we gonna need her down the line.
25:42Yeah, man.
25:44I ain't going up against two legions in one afternoon.
25:47We need some help.
25:49This is about the best place to get it.
25:51Used to be, anyway.
26:03So...
26:05I ain't going up against four...
27:06P-p-partner?
27:07Is that you, Victor?
27:10V-victor?
27:11Well, that sure does sound familiar.
27:13Well, Dagnabbit, spent the last ten years thinking I was a soda machine.
27:18What the fuck are you doing here?
27:21Well, b-b-beats me, partner.
27:23Someone did a number on my numbers.
27:26Memory's all jimble-jambled.
27:28Is that right?
27:31Well, I gotta save a dipshit balty from the Legion.
27:35Came here hoping to get some help from the NCR.
27:37N-N-N-N-C-R?
27:39I ain't seen them.
27:40Who's running these parts these days?
27:42Well, you know how it is round here.
27:44The NCR and the Legion going at each other like cats and dogs.
27:48Though now we got the Legion fighting the Legion like cats and dogs, too.
27:53Is that so?
27:55But you know what they say in Vegas.
27:58Everyone's a winner.
28:00Eventually.
28:01The same goes for losing, in my experience.
28:05Except for one man.
28:08A man that built you.
28:13Where's Robert House?
28:15He's gone.
28:16He had all the money in the world.
28:18But all he really wanted was to live forever.
28:22Life just ain't fair, I guess.
28:24Well, typically, I would agree.
28:27But you should know better than anyone that House had a knack for planning ahead.
28:32Oh, he had plans, all right.
28:34But he needed that cold fusion doodad from before the war.
28:39Didn't you have something to do with all that?
28:43Way back when?
28:49Oh, you're leaving already?
28:51I ain't nobody around to keep poor Victor company these days.
28:54Just them rangers up in the hills.
28:57Rangers in the hills?
28:59Well, you know how it is.
29:01The NCR and the Legion, they can't stop fighting.
29:04Like cats and dogs.
29:07Much obliged, Victor.
29:08Well, I'll be seeing you.
29:10I'm sure you will.
29:12I'm sure you will.
29:14I'm sure you will.
29:15I'm sure you will.
29:17I'm sure you will.
29:20I'm sure you will.
29:20I'm sure you will.
29:22We need a pilot.
29:24And let someone else have all the fun?
29:26Let's go.
29:27Well, I should grab my...
29:28You don't need your armor.
29:29I got a spare you could use.
29:31They give you spares?
29:39Sugar Dolls, Sugar Dolls, sweet as you can be.
29:44Don't you dare to take nobody else but me.
29:50I love you, Victor.
29:50Motion assist servos.
29:53Nice.
29:54Yeah, I don't know anything about any of that shit, man.
29:56I just know how to kick ass in it, you know?
29:58All right, in fact.
30:00You ever flown one of these?
30:02Oh, no, no.
30:03Here, let me give you control right now.
30:05Hold on.
30:05No, no, no, no, no.
30:07Okay.
30:09You've got to try it.
30:12Soon.
30:13soon. Hey, Maximus, can we just be hard-dicked for a second? Well, yeah. Unless you guy
30:25Quintus gives me that relic, you and me are going to be on the front line shooting at each
30:30other soon. And I know you're very good, but trust me, you don't want that heat. And I
30:37don't know, I'm just thinking, if I go home with the relic, there's no bloodshed, you
30:42know? I'll be honest with you, man. We are really up against it back home. Without
30:53that relic you found, we risk losing the Commonwealth. And if the Commonwealth falls, civilization won't
31:01last much longer. What do you mean, won't last? I mean, look at it out here. It can
31:07get worse. Trust me. Just think about it, that's all. I trust your judgment, Maximus.
31:21So should you.
31:30Oh, fuck yeah.
31:34What is it? Power signatures in a complex nearby. Looks like unauthorized automated
31:39activity. You're 2,000 miles away from home. What do you care about a couple of robots in
31:44the desert? We're the brotherhood of steel. We keep the wastelands safe. This is what we
31:51do. This is what we get to do. Oh, here it is.
32:02Oh, here it is. Hot dog. Hot dog. Come on. Yeah. Hot dog.
32:11Oh, here it is. All right. Oh, here it is. All right, gr mac with me. Oh, I know.
32:41Captain Rodriguez of the New California Republic!
32:47Well, I can see your salutations, haven't you?
32:50Whoa! Doctor!
32:59Stop! Don't hurt them!
33:02Why not?
33:03This school and the NCR go way back.
33:13We've got to be ready. They're coming any day.
33:16We've got to be ready.
33:18Well, if I may, the New California Republic may want to drop the word new,
33:25because y'all are looking dusty as hell.
33:29Where is everybody?
33:31Up here, it's just us.
33:33We've been cut off from reinforcements for more than a decade.
33:38They're coming.
33:39I guess, uh, time takes a toll on some more than others.
33:46When Shady Sam's fell, we had a battalion out east.
33:50We could still get to them.
33:51Shady Sam's, you do know that was over 20 years ago, right?
34:03The Legion has us boxed in. We've lost touch with our battalion.
34:08Please, help us contact them. Let our people know we're still out here.
34:12Huh.
34:15So funny.
34:17I'm in a minor predicament.
34:19I came to the NCR looking for help based on the cozy ass assumption that the good guys would prevail
34:24in the great state of Nevada.
34:25We're winning the war.
34:26We are.
34:27Well, if this is winning, I would hate to see what losing looks like.
34:42Please.
34:44The stuff we fight for.
34:47Clean water.
34:48Schools.
34:50Rights for folks like you.
34:53The story has it. You used to believe in those things, too.
34:59Please.
35:00Help us.
35:02Before we're captured.
35:13Ain't nobody coming.
35:15Cause I ain't nobody left.
35:27Little piece of advice has helped me sleep at night over the years.
35:31Something's dead.
35:33It's usually because it deserved to die.
35:39All right, bro.
35:41Let's go.
35:41Let's go.
35:51Let's go.
35:54Let's go.
36:03All right, bro.
36:05Let's do this.
36:08In here.
36:10Come on, Max.
36:12See, I'm coming.
36:13Hold up.
36:15Home display on production.
36:18Greetings, visitor.
36:19Would you pay for a neck or foot massage today?
36:21There will be no massage.
36:24Identification intruder.
36:25Please remove your clothing and apply a complementary towel.
36:29Cancel massage vocal protocol immediately intruder.
36:32The non-portal upgraded activating version.
36:35With Swedish vibration pads.
36:38Intruder prepares to be needed to go on.
36:39Relaxation imminent.
36:41Surprise.
36:51Fuck yeah.
36:53You ever see one of these?
36:55What is that?
36:58What's this?
37:07Come on!
37:08You big metallic piece of shit!
37:14Fuck on this!
37:20That's all you got?
37:31Hey Xander, you okay?
37:33Sucker!
37:39Hey Max!
37:40You want a piece of this?
37:43Oh hell yeah.
37:44Over here you two!
37:45Back up.
37:46Oops!
37:48Come on big head!
38:02Come on big head!
38:04Woo hoo!
38:05Hey!
38:05Nice one!
38:06Ha ha, right?
38:08Heh.
38:09Gee whiz, that felt good.
38:12Did you hear that?
38:13Yeah.
38:14Yeah.
38:14You wanna turn with this?
38:16Wow.
38:17You think you've fucked down.
38:23Wait, what'd you hear that?
38:30You have to blame it.
38:32You do?
38:33Yeah!
38:38Oh my God!
38:39Woo hoo!
38:40Yeah!
38:42Oh my God!
38:44Oh my God!
38:45Oh my God!
38:47Yeah!
38:48Whoa!
38:48Come on!
38:48Let me to you!
38:48Yeah, I'm good.
38:59Oh, my God.
39:25Oh, my God.
39:53I'll weigh whatever the fuck y'all say to each other.
39:58You claim to have information for Kaisar.
40:00Well, I understand that the Legion ain't fans of the linear progression of time, or the soft sea for that
40:07matter.
40:08But I bet you still understand cause and effect.
40:11Now, I give you something you want, and, well, you give me something I want.
40:21Or we can put you up on a cross until you give us what we want.
40:24Well, yeah, you could do that.
40:27Or you could exterminate the last holdout of the New California Republic.
40:39I can tell you where they're hiding.
40:48Now, remember, these are the 45s.
40:51They're hard as hell to walk in.
40:53And this power armor is so goddamn hot from the fires that it's melting the snow beneath my feet.
40:57And I'm dragging this guy, you know, just dragging him through the mud and the slush.
41:03And I don't know if this poor damn grunt is dead or alive.
41:08So the first chance I get, I take cover, take a knee, open up that visor, and who do I
41:15see standing right back at me?
41:18It's Cooper Howard.
41:22That's right.
41:24And you know what he said to me?
41:27Coop, you remember?
41:31Uh, how do I look?
41:34Now, that's a lie, ladies and gentlemen.
41:35That is a lie.
41:37I mean, the movie star Cooper Howard, he probably would have said that.
41:40But the man I was looking at, he looked up at me and he said,
41:46How are the others?
41:51Nearly burnt alive.
41:54And he was worried about our squad.
41:57Fucking Marines, huh?
42:01We like to tell stories about what we did out there.
42:06Again, not all of them, anyways.
42:10Some of them we can't tell.
42:15But the ones we do tell.
42:18We tell them to make us feel good about what we did.
42:30To give us hope that it was all for the right reasons.
42:36But we're just Marines.
42:39We don't get the privilege of knowing.
42:41We just had to go off of what they told us.
42:46They told us that it was all on the line.
42:49Fate of the whole free world.
42:53With the stakes stacked that high,
42:56we didn't get much choice, did we?
42:59And I guarantee you,
43:01the guys on the other side
43:03got told the same shit.
43:06Tonight,
43:07we bury the new California Republic.
43:10For good.
43:20At the end of the day,
43:22we just got to hope
43:24that we bet on the right side.
43:27The side that protects the people you love.
43:30Because if it did,
43:32I guess that's worth doing pretty much anything.
43:36Even something bad.
43:47Anyway,
43:48thank you for the potato salad.
43:51It's good seeing all of you.
43:53And, uh,
43:55thank you.
44:26Don't thank me yet.
44:35This is for you.
44:43I gave that to me for saving a man.
44:47Not for killing the three it took to do it.
45:17Maybe this was a mistake.
45:20Why?
45:21What did you do?
45:23I don't know.
45:24Maybe something good.
45:28Maybe something stupid.
45:30Maybe something stupid.
45:34Maybe something bad.
45:36What?
45:42Oh my God.
45:46Oh my God.
45:48What?
45:49Oh my God!
46:26I've got you.
46:28On your feet.
46:37Oh, no.
46:39Oh, no.
46:42Oh, it's just a baby abomination.
46:46Hey, buddy.
46:48Where are your friends?
46:50Well, there's one, there's always another.
46:56All right.
46:56I know there's more of you here, so you better come on out.
47:00Don't worry.
47:01We're not going to hurt you.
47:12Oh, good little one.
47:20Oh, jackpot.
47:22What, you guys playing hide and seek?
47:24Jake, I love that game.
47:28It's okay.
47:29It's okay.
47:30You're okay.
47:31Yeah, you're all okay.
47:35All right.
47:36I'm going to split you up into two groups, okay?
47:39If you have smooth skin, walk over to this side of the tables.
47:48Wrinkles, stay right here in front of me, okay?
47:54Okay, wait, Xander.
47:56Xander.
47:57All right, smooth skins.
47:59Close your eyes.
48:01Please, stop.
48:05Hi.
48:06Hello.
48:09Oh, FMA.
48:10I'm the manager here, and I just asked you, please don't do what you're about to do.
48:19I know I don't have a lot of leverage here or anything, but, you know, they're just kids.
48:24Well, who cares, right?
48:27They're not kids.
48:29They're abominations.
48:32And so are you.
48:34But they are kids.
48:37Xander.
48:38Xander, come on, man.
48:39We don't...
48:39No.
48:40Please, Xander, please stop.
48:42The codex is clear on this.
48:44And without the rules...
48:46Where are we?
48:47Fuck the codex, Xander.
48:49Listen to me.
48:50No.
48:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
48:52I'm down.
48:53Stop, Xander.
48:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
48:55What are you...
48:55No.
48:56No.
48:58No.
48:59No.
49:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
49:25Hey, man.
49:27Hey.
49:29Uh, what you been up to?
49:35i think i just started a war
49:42okay yeah well um i'm the floor manager here
49:46so it sounds like you both got a lot going on right now
49:53yeah
49:55cold as a cottage hot as a cold hot dog buddy well bless my soul
50:02rockin' on the down the line
50:05hot dog buddy a hot dog all the time
50:11well legs like a rooster eyes like a frog when i hear music i'll have a hot dog
50:16i'm a rockin' rockin' on the down the line
50:21hot dog buddy buddy a hot dog all the time
50:27hot dog buddy buddy
50:29hot dog buddy buddy
50:53hot dog buddy
50:58hot dog buddy
50:59hot dog buddy
51:00hot dog home
51:03hot dog
51:05hot dog
51:25hot dog
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51:32hot dog
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51:37hot dog
51:46hot dog
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