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00:05you had an accident we cleaned you up cancer it's a godless disease mom it's not your fault
00:14should we give her some space that was really intense morgan i know that your generation is
00:20terrified of anything that doesn't make you feel good but this is one of those full circle life
00:25moments that you need to be present for the woman changed my diapers now it's my turn to change
00:31hers these are acts of love it just felt like she didn't want us all standing around watching her
00:37while it happened it was an act of love do any of you know how much i'm carrying on my
00:44back trying
00:44to scrape together an early birthday party for my dying mother while launching a mayoral campaign
00:50what are you two bringing to the table have you even bought the woman a gift yet she just took
00:54a
00:55turn well that didn't stop natalie speaking of i need one of you to pop by the store i had
01:00leanne
01:00set aside some decorations oh mom mom i can grab them okay and it's looking like they are able to
01:05push the candidates town hall a week good news tell your brother and sister about the gift you got
01:10your note uh pasta bowls from the amalfi trip kevin and i took last summer feeding tube what did she
01:15need pasta bowls what did you say mom what did you say what i didn't say mom what do you
01:20want for your
01:21birthday from the kids i don't want a birthday what do you want for your birthday from nicholas and
01:27morgan who are they oh my god it's a good question nonna your father gave me a necklace in acapulco
01:36that
01:36you lost on your honeymoon we know get your nonna necklace it was a diamond necklace nonna i'm a public
01:45school teacher okay morgan the woman doesn't know who we are i don't think she cares if it's real
01:50diamonds yeah i know just something cheap and nostalgic that she can cherish during her final
01:55days is that so much to ask nikki help your sister with this for once for once all right do
02:00a good deed
02:01for me i'm stepping out okay thank you are you going nobody expects you to be like natalie she is
02:11an
02:11anomaly in this family confident ambitious she doesn't have to work for that body but could the
02:17two of you for once set your differences aside and make my mother's death easy on me stop screaming
02:24all right she needs a nap
02:35because while you might reach that island and finally see those gardenias will it have been worth
02:42it in the end if their sweet smell is corrupted by the smoke billowing in from the bridge you burned
02:49to get there on that uplifting note everybody i would like to remind you that this is a fire-free
02:55zone
02:55okay we have a lot of hardwood flooring if you wanted to contribute to the food drive
03:00rose would be happy to take your name
03:13hi helen
03:19oh you organized your drawers like a serial killer yeah that's the intention
03:23hi
03:29reverend nicholas yeah rose oh we're just letting ourselves in now huh we might need to chat about
03:37boundaries a little bit rose the door wasn't locked what did i hear something no no i was just on
03:42the
03:42phone oh uh the sponsorship uh-huh can do friday okay great well that could have been an email but
03:49thank you for letting me know and i'll see you tomorrow okay okay okay bye
03:58i'm just saying imagine you get invited to a game night and someone hides your crutches
04:01like drawing stuff they're fighting it's amazing okay can you unlock the door please
04:16oh okay
04:22you always like pull away from my touch
04:25i pull away from your touch i'm at work touch i know but like you know that physical intimacy is
04:30my
04:30love language i express my inside thoughts to you yeah i know i think you're seeing your therapist a
04:35little bit too much you told me i'd say that okay i'm sorry i don't want to have sex with
04:39you in the
04:39elementary school you do this you ruin these moments you like make it so whatever you wreck
04:47things it's whatever it's stupid okay can you just unlock the door please thank you
04:58what is that what is this what does it look like
05:03yeah morgan i wanted to do a nice thing for the woman that i love more than like
05:07my beating heart in my chest are you proposing like throwing a ring at my back what am i supposed
05:11to do with this i don't know that's up to you it's up to you oh
05:21okay
05:23very nice i know i don't need like a flash mob you know but i think i at least deserve
05:31something that
05:31resembles a proper proposal you know of course yeah heard um i'll see you later yeah all right i
05:41love you i love you too okay all right bye have fun at work thanks bye bye
05:54did i tell you i'm being honored by out and loud next month for the work that i do for
05:59them
06:00raising money for queer people so that they can be out and loud you've mentioned that a few times
06:05and yet i can't surprise my boyfriend at work because according to his church he can be gay
06:10but he can't have a boyfriend they expect me to be non-practicing yeah i want to practice
06:16with my non-practicing boyfriend not be in my mid-30s keeping our relationship a secret from our
06:22friends and family you had one job last summer and that was to fix my roof okay and you got
06:28greedy
06:29okay and now look at us i could not myself i got a thing for the book of mormon do
06:35you yeah yeah
06:35well i'm not mormon i know but you kind of dress like one
06:41i told you as soon as my mom's campaign is done i'm going to find a new congregation
06:46and we can you know practice outwardly and loudly for as long as we'd like okay i'm just letting you
06:53know i'm going to book that cruise this year with or without you and i can't wait to go on
06:56that cruise
06:57with you i can't i can't wait to get norovirus together that's the best part you didn't need
07:03to come with me yeah well mom thought you needed a babysitter at 30 so yeah well she thought i
07:08needed
07:08one growing up too where were you then reverend probably praying for god's protection from your
07:13bad attitude and all those cigarettes i love cigarettes
07:21no go ahead excuse me sorry sorry i'm gonna get a card look i don't think she's gonna read a
07:29card
07:29right it's a gesture we're getting her a gift i'm gonna get her a card get her a card go
07:35crazy
08:02hey excuse me um that's display only okay yeah i just wanted to try it on
08:09it's not for sale i know you've made that really clear um could you grab me one from the back
08:16no
08:17because that's actually the last one okay good then i want to buy that one can you
08:24fucking leave it alone it's not for you okay seriously it's a cheap fucking necklace in a cheap
08:30fucking store yeah who's it for if it's not for me and get the fuck out of here okay whoa
08:35morgan can you
08:36just accept the fact that this isn't some hot new york boutique a hot new york boutique what are
08:41you addicted to humiliating yourself by the way you can wish this was a hot new york boutique
08:45get your wife under control all right she's not my wife i'm the pastor of glenview community
08:50church and even if she was i don't think we need to get hostile even if i was oh morgan
08:54please
08:54you're a very rude woman you're a very rude woman morgan wait outside thank you i'm gonna get
09:00this card and two of those angel figurines
09:07which this the blue ones and if you have a gift bag and some tissue do you have any ribbon
09:13or anything
09:15it's gonna put it inside of this well they're just gonna jingle jangle around in that bag carry
09:19carefully then man oh okay well all right they're gonna break
09:24i'm just saying like you're a slippery person it's hard to pin you down because i'm going to a dinner
09:29i don't think there's always she's gone body's cold you missed her last words nikki you weren't even
09:35here to say a prayer some teeny bopper from the hospital had to do it read something right off of
09:41her phone kept getting interrupted by text messages what were they what were what what were her last
09:50words i don't know i couldn't hear she was mumbling i kept telling her to enunciate something about
09:56her gloves are new poor thing she was so out of it by the end she was saying i love
10:00you i do not think
10:02it was that nevertheless your sister's been here since 10 this morning documenting the day she thought
10:08that it was important content for the social platforms that feels exploitative nevertheless she
10:16died before her birthday party okay well then what are we supposed to do with this what the
10:23did you do i took care of oh morgan i it's not wrapped oh my it's a little something for
10:31me and nikki
10:32oh from the two oh natalie look at this court it's stunning nicholas i think that it only makes
10:40sense that you be the one to put it on her and maybe say a few words she wants you
10:47to put the
10:48necklace on nonna and say a few words put the necklace on okay i don't say i don't know why
10:53morgan
10:55let's put the necklace on natalie just take this for me and move put the necklace sorry i'm just
11:02no worries morgan help your brother it's your gift too yeah morgan come on okay help me yeah
11:10morgan her head just lift her head what else would i lift just lift it lift it up morgan
11:17i got it i got it are you lifting oh honey honey just wait one more it's fine there we
11:24go there we
11:25go okay okay okay okay i'm sorry i'm losing it i'm losing it oh my god it's really heavy lift
11:32can
11:33you just lift it up more just we'll forward just a bit okay i can't get the glass why is
11:37it taking so
11:37long eternal rest granted to her i can't hear what you're saying perpetual light shine upon her
11:45may she rest in peace on her okay oh natalie did you want to get a pic for socials oh
11:52morgan
11:53morgan fuck please have some respect for the dead nikki you really sped through
12:19coming
12:27hey hi uh can i help you do something i'm here for a pickup
12:34i i i think you might have the wrong address
12:38you know you said you were at the glenn leo church
12:44uh yeah you came with your sister bought a card two elsa dolls from me i bought two angel figurines
12:54they didn't look anything like outside a tennis necklace
13:00uh no i don't i don't i don't i don't think i i bought a tennis necklace i know you
13:05didn't buy
13:06the necklace
13:09i'm here to take it back i did
13:15i don't i don't i don't have it
13:23very nice house huh you must have a very supportive congregation
13:32wouldn't want to lose their trust would you father i'm not catholic so i i go by pastor i don't
13:39give a
13:40fuck what name you go by you dumb looking piece of shit you don't know what you're taking okay okay
13:47okay you have no idea who you're dealing with return it or i'll make sure your god gets very upset
13:54with
13:54you okay okay okay come on yeah yeah yeah good
14:21uh
14:48Get out of the-
15:10No, because this is Gosling for the G. He's not related to the eight kids.
15:14Ah, fuck.
15:15Oh, shit.
15:16Honey, what is wrong? I am asking you, what is wrong?
15:19I'm fine. I'm fine. I just got my finger.
15:21I told you we should have ordered food.
15:22God forbid I honor my mother by making her cutlets on the day she died.
15:27And they're the best cutlets I've ever had, Mrs. M.
15:28Where's your brother? I told him, eight o'clock.
15:31Mrs. M., I know that today's been really hard.
15:34But if it's okay with you, I would love to grab you privately at some point.
15:39I have something I would really love to ask you.
15:42Let's play it by ear, Max, okay?
15:45Let's play that one by ear.
15:47Coming!
15:50Coming!
15:52Come on. Come on.
15:54Since when are we locking the door?
15:56Since Susan Gottenick's garage got broken into a couple of weeks ago and all of her kids' bikes got taken.
16:02Okay.
16:02Where's your umbrella in this rain?
16:04I can't lose my son and my mother on the same day.
16:08I'm sorry.
16:08I'm sorry. Today has not brought out the best in me.
16:12I could admit that.
16:13How are you dealing with everything?
16:14I'm not good.
16:17I'm not-
16:18Well, technically, that would be Morgan.
16:20We do not talk about adoption in this home.
16:23I birthed you emotionally, which is just as painful.
16:26You're freezing.
16:27Why are we standing out here?
16:28You tell me.
16:33Making Nona's Veal Cutlets.
16:35They lived in Long Island.
16:36Morgan, can I talk to you for a second?
16:38No, no. There are no secrets in this house. Anything you have to say, you can say in front of
16:42me and Max.
16:42And half the women in this town. Ma, can I talk to Morgan, please?
16:46It is an inclusive neighborhood Facebook group.
16:48Okay.
16:49Morgan, I need five minutes.
16:49I can't help boost my number what they said.
16:52Okay, okay.
16:53It's out of my control.
16:54That's all. Just five minutes.
16:55How would I even begin to?
16:57That's all I need, Morgan.
16:58I can't do it.
17:00Okay. First of all, what the fuck is wrong with you?
17:03Excuse me?
17:04I need you to get that necklace back right now.
17:07What necklace?
17:08The necklace you stole after I told you to just leave it alone.
17:12Oh, oh, you mean the necklace that's around our dead grandmother's neck at a morgue somewhere?
17:16Oh, Morgan.
17:17Oh, come on. You didn't seem to be freaked out about the necklace when you were taking credit for it.
17:20Look out the window. Look out the window. Do you see the truck? Do you see that truck out there?
17:26Yes.
17:26Well, don't look like that. Hide yourself a little bit.
17:28Okay, that man out there followed me here from my house.
17:32The guy you pissed off in the store.
17:34He knocked on my door and threatened my reputation if I didn't get that necklace back, okay?
17:39I don't know what to do.
17:40So you thought it would be a good idea to lead him here to mom's house where your entire family's
17:44having dinner?
17:49Well, I wasn't really thinking about...
17:51Right, about the rest of your family.
17:52Oh, Morgan.
17:53Did you just eat falafel?
17:54You're such a bitch.
17:56I'm sorry that your sexy life as an actress in Manhattan didn't work out the way you want,
18:00but I am not getting my life ruined because you have given up.
18:04On yours.
18:05Fix this, Morgan.
18:06It was a $79 necklace.
18:10It felt really fucking heavy for a $79 necklace.
18:12I held it in my hand and it felt expensive.
18:14I don't have time for this.
18:16The Quick Post guy isn't gang-stalking you.
18:18Okay, then go outside and talk to him then.
18:20Seriously?
18:21Yes.
18:24Okay, fine, fine.
18:25I will go talk to him.
18:27Go on.
18:27And you know what?
18:28If he wants $79, I will Venmo him $79 fucking dollars.
18:32If that's what he needs.
18:46Hello?
18:49Can I help you with something?
18:53Huh?
18:54You're creeping out my family.
18:56I don't know what you're doing here, but this is some kind of misunderstanding.
19:02You need to go.
19:03I know you can hear me.
19:05Hi.
19:07Hey.
19:08Great.
19:11Great.
19:12Great.
19:14Great.
19:15Great.
19:16Great.
19:17Great.
19:18Great.
19:18Great.
19:20Great.
19:22Great.
19:37And?
19:41And yeah.
19:42Yeah, so we just have to get the necklace.
19:46I know.
19:47Great.
19:47I know we do.
19:48But we have to.
19:50We have to.
19:51Okay.
19:51Yeah, I know.
19:53That's it?
19:53That's all?
19:54That's all he said?
19:56No, um, no.
19:57He didn't, he didn't, um.
19:57Morgan, spit it out.
19:58He didn't say much of anything, but you could have warned me about the fucking gun.
20:04What gun?
20:05The gun!
20:05The gun!
20:06The fucking gun!
20:06What gun?
20:07I pointed at my fucking face!
20:09Did you?
20:09What gun, Morgan?
20:11Did you not get a gun?
20:17No.
20:19But I had a man come to my house in the middle of the night and verbally threaten me.
20:24Oh!
20:25Really?
20:26Oh, did he scare you?
20:27He came to your house.
20:28He did, actually.
20:28I came to your house.
20:29I came to your gun at you.
20:30It's not the same thing.
20:31Morgan, you have to calm down.
20:32You're so fucked up.
20:34Shh.
20:35You're going to have to calm down.
20:36Oh, I have to calm down?
20:38Seriously.
20:39You have to calm down.
20:40How the fuck are we going to get that necklace back?
20:44I'm saying, no, no, tomorrow, I'm going to have to take it off her neck.
20:47I don't know.
20:48I'm going to have to take it off.
20:49Okay.
20:49A dead woman's neck.
20:50Okay.
20:51Okay.
20:52Yeah, right.
20:53I don't know if there are any other plans.
20:54No, I don't.
20:54Okay, so then.
20:55Okay.
20:56Anything you want to say?
20:58What?
20:58Thanks, Nick.
20:59Do you want to say maybe thank you for the offering?
21:01Really?
21:01Helping you out?
21:02That's where your head goes.
21:03It is, actually.
21:04Are you?
21:05Shit, that's next level.
21:06Are you at a group?
21:07Am I interrupting something?
21:09Yeah.
21:10No.
21:12Okay.
21:12What's up?
21:13What's up?
21:13Well, I was just wondering if there was something that you wanted to say to me.
21:17I don't.
21:19No.
21:20Morgan, what's happening?
21:20There's nothing like she's doing.
21:22Anything you want to say to me?
21:23I don't, babe, I don't know what you're saying.
21:23Well, how about now?
21:25Okay, yeah.
21:27Anything that you might want to say to me?
21:28Oh, my fucking God.
21:30Anything you might want to say?
21:34Morgan?
21:34Yeah, yes, yes.
21:35Janice?
21:36Dardano?
21:37Will you make my life by saying yes?
21:41Mom, what about, what about Norma?
21:42The timing is not, um...
21:44Oh, no, hon.
21:45She would be relieved.
21:46Nikki, get the Prosecco from the garage.
21:48From the garage.
21:49Okay.
21:49So, it's a yes?
21:52Yes?
21:54Ah!
21:55Oh, my God!
21:57Oh, my God!
21:59What's happening?
22:00Whoa.
22:01Whoa.
22:04We're getting it!
22:07Why are you so wet?
22:19Oh, my God!
22:21Oh, my God!
22:34Yeah!
22:34Sorry to interrupt. Can I use the office printer for the programs?
22:38Sure.
22:38The basement's out of ink.
22:40Absolutely.
22:40Thank you. And do you want those programs in black and white or color?
22:45I don't know, Rose. Are the programs in black and white or color?
22:49Color.
22:49Then we print in color. Then we print in color.
22:51Thank you, Rose.
23:04Miss Morton, you look like a bad witch.
23:09Thanks, Mackenzie.
23:32Nicholas.
23:34Honey.
23:35What?
23:35Calm down.
23:37I just got word that your known as best friend Dina slipped into Five Guys last night.
23:42Broke her neck. She'll be in the hospital for the rest of her life.
23:45So you're going to have to read her poem, okay?
23:47And your father's here, speaking of somebody who should have slipped into Five Guys.
23:50Mom.
23:51What?
23:52If we don't have laughter in these moments, what do we have?
23:54He left Denise at home, which was decent.
23:59Good to roll, Mrs. M.
24:00Yep.
24:00Uh, let's do it.
24:02Can we start? Can we just, um...
24:04Can we stop it for a second?
24:05Can we just stop?
24:06Can we stop?
24:07Can we stop?
24:08Just stop!
24:09Stop!
24:11Ah!
24:17I haven't said a prayer. I need to say a prayer for the woman, okay? Can I... I just need
24:22to be alone with...
24:23Honey?
24:24...with her for a moment, please.
24:26She's late to her own funeral. You can bless her later. Okay? Move.
24:36What in the world?
24:43Fuck!
25:01Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome.
25:08I wish we were gathering here under happier circumstances.
25:12But it often is in these times that the Lord shows us the true capacity that we as human beings
25:25have to process and to live through pain, both emotional and physical.
25:35Sometimes it's easy to forget that death could be just around the corner for any of us.
25:48Just look at Dina Caputo, who just last night slipped into Five Guys and is now in a coma.
25:54No longer able to read her poem here today.
25:58Thoughts and prayers are with Dina and her family at this time.
26:04You know, Nona was a special woman.
26:08I use the word special because I know she pissed a lot of you off.
26:12But she never lied or forced any of her family members to lie for her.
26:25How did you not get it?
26:27Don't you fucking dare.
26:37I'm gonna head home and let the dogs out.
26:39Denise is in Tampa.
26:41I'll see you back at the house.
26:43Your grandmother was a great woman, girls.
26:45Yes, she was.
26:46She was so proud of your mom.
26:48All right.
26:48We're good, Michael.
26:49Thank you for that.
26:50Go home.
26:50Let her poodles out.
26:51Don't want them shitting on your carpet.
26:53Yeah.
26:53All right.
26:54I'll see you in an hour.
26:55Hey, congrats again on the ring, honey.
26:57Thanks, Dad.
27:01Did you congratulate your sister?
27:04On Max proposing to her the day Nona died?
27:07No, not yet.
27:09Congrats, Morgan.
27:10I'm just, it's beyond words.
27:12I'm thrilled.
27:13Max is helping me out.
27:14I've got him picking up Bailey's for your Aunt Jenny.
27:16But we really should get back to the house.
27:18People will be arriving.
27:19I don't trust what those caterers consider hot food.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23Sorry for your loss.
27:24Oh, thank you so much.
27:26Have we met?
27:29My condoms.
27:31It's a friend of Morgan's.
27:33Uh-huh.
27:34It's my friend.
27:34Oh, that tracks.
27:36All right.
27:36Well, honey, we should really go.
27:38You kids will see you back at the house.
27:40Okay.
27:40Okay.
27:41See you.
27:44Let's take a walk.
27:46Oh.
27:46I have some papers to sign.
27:48Oh.
27:49Okay.
27:50Okay.
27:51We don't need to push.
27:52I know how to walk.
27:53We don't need to push.
27:53Come on.
27:54Okay.
27:54Give me the necklace.
27:58Where is it?
28:00Huh?
28:02We don't have it.
28:03What do you mean you don't have it?
28:04We don't have it.
28:06What the fuck you mean you don't have it?
28:07Where is it?
28:08I don't know how else we can say it.
28:10We don't have it.
28:12What the fuck you mean you don't have it?
28:14Where the fuck is it?
28:15What the fuck?
28:23What the fuck?
28:33What the fuck?
28:34You have no idea what the fuck you've done.
28:36Huh?
28:42Get in the fucking truck.
28:43What the fuck?
28:44There has to be.
28:45You said I wasn't comfortable doing that?
28:51Get in the truck.
28:52Get in the truck.
28:53Get in the truck.
28:53Get in the truck.
28:54Get in the fucking truck.
28:54This is fully giving, kidnap, homicide.
28:57It's giving?
28:58Those are your last words?
29:00Is it giving, kidnap, homicide?
29:01Get in the fucking truck!
29:02Get in the truck.
29:02Get under the train.
29:06The boy and the man looking for you here.
29:31Have you?
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