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00:31Okay, it's doggy time, baby. Let's flip it.
00:34It's okay, Doc. You can watch. There's a lot to admire here.
00:39Okay, baby. Put it back in.
00:41You want it more?
00:42Yeah.
00:43You want me to put it back in?
00:44So bad.
00:44I don't know. I'm so sure I'm super doggy. I'll put it back in.
00:48You know, I've always been more of like a grower than a shower.
00:51This is ridiculous.
00:54You really should be more careful.
00:56Yeah, why?
00:57We got some booty juice on the loose.
00:59No, clearly you weren't listening at the presentation.
01:02Deeper, Teddy.
01:03The serum is alive, living in your bloodstream.
01:06Your bodily fluids.
01:08Its pathogenic properties are what made it so effective.
01:11Pathogen? Like a virus?
01:13Yes. That's exactly right. Precisely.
01:16Hey!
01:16Hey! Do not kill my bi-peam.
01:19Look, all I'm saying is that we don't exactly know how such strong viral characteristics will behave within such a
01:24short-term incubation window.
01:26What? Are we talking like the goddamn flu or something?
01:29I'm saying there are unknowns.
01:32There were no necessary trials, no study of transmission routes.
01:35Those usually take months, years, and you were impatient.
01:39Sounds like some lab could worry work.
01:42Bulls.
01:44Shit!
01:44What?
01:48most days orIM
02:22Hello, it's nice to meet you, let me tell you about the greatest drug you ever
02:31could imagine. You know, fuck it, let me show you the greatest drug you could ever imagine.
03:14Yes, I'll be right out.
03:20I have to tell you, not killing me is the best decision you ever made.
03:25I have uses for your talents. But you keep fucking with my head, I will change my mind.
03:32Clinical realities require difficult conversations.
03:35Well isn't that a ballsy approach for a man in your position?
03:40I was trying to help. After your dosage, a period of observation was supposed to occur.
03:45Adjustments would have been made accordingly. Needless to say, you didn't seem that interested
03:49in much follow-up.
03:50Follow-up? Now, follow-up. Or what?
03:54Side effects. Anomalies. Contagiousness was near the top of my concerns. And I'm guessing that's
04:00not good for you, is it?
04:03What's that?
04:04Honestly, my guess is you killed your friends.
04:07Oh, they weren't my friends. Billionaires. We don't need friends. We have staff. And
04:17yacht buddies. Apps.
04:19Stewardess.
04:20You killed your friends that no one will miss because you recognize this. The bio-identical
04:25serum has huge pharmaceutical potential. And I'm alive to help you make the biggest anti-aging
04:29drug in the history of mankind. A modern-day and extremely lucrative fountain of youth.
04:36What did I just fucking tell you about playing fucking games with me?
04:39I assure you this is no game. You think you're brilliant. And everyone around you tells you
04:45this every moment of every day. I won't do that. You are a caveman playing with fire now
04:52and fire burns.
04:56Oh, fucking gosh. So what, every time I just sneeze this shit's just gonna scatter everywhere?
05:03Not that kind of contagious. You're familiar with HIV, I assume.
05:12This guy.
05:12More anomalies may appear and adjustments can still be made. Let me draw a vial and begin
05:19to get new data sets this week.
05:20I'm sorry. Have I given you the impression that we have some sort of trust thing going
05:26on here?
05:27I'm more than just an item of luxury. I'm necessary. Together we have unleashed something new.
05:33I gave birth to the life that courses through your veins. Let me continue to be its caretaker.
05:38And by extension, you as well.
05:45What about her? So she's infected. Was she just gonna change like I did?
05:56And likely becomes contagious herself. Starts to become a version of a street drug if she
06:03copulates with someone else. Caps your market value on the low side.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:18Lol, my God.
06:21Oh, my God.
06:26Oh, my God.
06:31I'm like God.
06:35Oh, my God.
10:33I want to fuck you.
11:57mocked me but that's okay because when you look this good you don't hold grudges anymore so with
12:06my snazzy new outlook i will make you a one-time offer i'll venture into that deli counter you've
12:15got in your pants and give you the gift of mental and physical transformation via my hot magic load
12:25magic what my g's i don't know how you did this but am i surprised truly no you want to
12:36amaze me right
12:38like you wanted me to gasp at your electric car at the spaceship to venus and mars and the peps
12:45died
12:46in africa and a new robotic whatever i have not now nor have i ever been impressed with you so
12:53what
12:54now you look like a slightly aging bruce webber model and i say go yourself i am not clapping for
13:03you
13:04you exhaust me you're the same dumpster with a fresh coat of paint you clown boy okay well
13:14your garbage jeans produce two garbage children and somebody's gonna have to hold their hands
13:22for the next 50 years and it ain't gonna be me blah blah blah right oh can you imagine the
13:33mindfuck
13:34that the rest of the world's gonna have the physicality of a professional athlete the blood
13:41work of a 25 year old a single shot one size fits all cure all for everything you're a vampire
13:52a nosferatu yes
13:55and you think you can stroll back into society without anybody noticing
13:59no no no that's the point i'm the world's greatest goddamn advertisement for the hottest new super drug that
14:10makes you effortlessly beautiful perfect even for eternity you don't have to diet you don't have to
14:21exercise well the fda might have something to say about that yeah the fda
14:30please they're useless they're meaningless now they have a phantom agency once the public gets a whiff
14:42of this and they see what's possible you think some red tape moat or stuffy senator on stroke medication is
14:51gonna get in the way of this eli lin nova notice nobody's gonna give a shit about that kind of
14:59small potatoes
15:03that's not billions trillions this is rapid refinement followed by mass production aggressively priced but
15:12low enough to feel attainable by everyone there are gonna be so many maxed out credit cards and empty
15:23college funds when this shit hits the market i leave some room in my schedule to visit you and your
15:30friends at the hague no no my blood and mine alone is the liquid gold here
15:44let's just say we worked out an exclusive arrangement a bulletproof one lack of real talent
15:54was always your biggest insecurity a monster who's just simply a shiny salesman in a metaphorical cheap
16:04suit let me tell you something and i hope you listen to me very carefully your mother is the only
16:11person that will ever remember you and that's because the pain you caused her when you were born that's
16:15you know how insignificant you are because of the sheer lack of capability as a human to contribute to
16:24society this ploy of yours it doesn't make you immortal it doesn't save us it ends us you're sad
16:34to turn down the chance to be eve to my adam to create a whole new race a whole new
16:44world
16:46you're mad i'm mad i didn't kill you years ago and that's true
16:56i'm not going to be part of any of this but i might warn the world about what you're up
17:04to
17:04wearing the most delightful christian lacrosse from the 1988 collection that is beauty
17:25how much longer moments we have shocked and amplified the tissue sample to replicate the
17:31lifespan of that the what well i don't see much point in calling the beauty anything other than
17:36what it really is a fully formed mutating self-replicating virus whoa whoa
17:54what the was that the end of the beauty's lifespan our latest data indicates that roughly 855 days after
18:02dosage infection with the beauty a type of catastrophic reaction occurs
18:10that looked like a explosion ignition ketosis we call it
18:20you microscope pump you motherfucker you think you're so clever don't you i told you there could
18:25be anomalies anomalies sexual transmission is an anomaly that is our
18:32fucking bio weapon it doesn't have to be how am i supposed to sell this
18:37what about my life what happens to me in 855 days jefferson
18:47please wait wait i can save you i'll find somebody else for that there isn't enough time even the most
18:54brilliant line would take years to retrace my steps by then i i i
19:00fuck i can manage it i can create stabilizers boosters treatments to prevent the ketosis
19:06you can sell those as well i will find a cure mr force i will perfect the formula
19:23you have no idea what you created do you
19:33when oppenheimer prepared to press the button at trinity he knew there was a possibility however
19:38small that unleashing that kind of power would ignite the atmosphere and destroy the world he did what
19:43needed to be done science must move forward great things do not come without risk cost
20:03we're both invested in improving upon your current state i told you to let me be your caretaker and i
20:11meant
20:11you don't give a shit about me you just get off on fondling your little creation you
20:22fucking nerd i know it's been difficult to accept but you are my creation
20:36i have 855 days that means you have 854
20:46fix the box this is a business i need a product and we go to market in six months mr
20:54forrest that's
20:54you keep calling me that mr forrest mr forrest
21:03do i look like byron forrest to you you said it yourself i am something new an evolution i am
21:16superior
21:17so neil
21:20so neil
21:24byron forrest is no more
21:26you neil before god
21:36you
21:39you
21:40you
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21:42you
21:43you
21:44you
21:56ready hit it
22:00sequence one finished go sweetly into the mysterious void friends
22:08this is the weirdest job i've ever had
22:12seriously don't you just wish we knew what the fuck we were working on oh of course i do but
22:16good luck getting behind the big scary door bud
22:23you want another bar fight god damn estrogen hit me hard finally sorry no that's okay a lot more
22:31change is going to be coming soon so ask away mikey does it feel like weird it sure does pretty
22:40big
22:40overhaul going on you know well i gotta say your tits are looking sweet
22:50hey clara you know what you're doing i i i know it's it's tough and people don't understand but i
22:57think this is really cool i mean you're you're gonna be a woman soon i am a woman now mike
23:02you
23:02know what i meant i do
23:06like i just i want you to know that
23:11forget it tell me come on i was just gonna say that
23:16like what what you're doing i i i think it's brave and i'm
23:21here for you i have your back you're a great man and a great friend you really are the worst
23:29part
23:29is now all this in between stuff be honest do i have a single feminine feature no don't start
23:37playing that game you are going to drive yourself insane well the barista at starbucks this morning
23:42handed me a coffee and said here you go dude kind of says it all it's gonna take some time
23:47and then
23:49i think there's like support groups and stuff you're the best support group i could ever have
23:54oh could you hand me the phosphorus reagent
23:58okay your turn how about you be honest with me you got no riz
24:04hey now charisma i love you mike but you don't i've been reconnecting with my kids after the divorce
24:11and they update me on all the new lingo so i mean what did you do this weekend
24:17actually all kinds of fun stuff
24:31now hang on i do have charisma you lack confidence well arrogant people suck no no no confidence is
24:40what's different mit grad sweet supportive everyone that gets to know you loves you
24:45you just have to act like it sitting around being mr alone guy and playing fantasy football
24:50isn't getting you anywhere and for heaven's sakes no more super cuts okay now i feel attacked honesty time
25:07you just have to act like it's like it's like it's like i just i'd like to love someone and
25:14i'd like someone to
25:16to love me because am i that awful am i ugly or something
25:23i try to be nice i mean i try so hard but this is just not enough in the world
25:29anymore i'm like
25:30look at me you dress for but your heart is stunning one day your princess will come
25:39keep trying put yourself out there
25:46you should just hurry up and transition already and we can get married not unless i change my name
25:51to jen ah yes i noticed you like her i do like her you can tell i can tell and
25:59it's great declaring
26:00your feelings is the first step in what could be a beautiful relationship did i tell you what she said
26:08yesterday hey mike sweet sneaks
26:17what do you think that means should or get off the park there mikey
26:22ask the girl out or move on you can do it good morning world changers our productivity algorithm
26:30detect the distance efficiency please return to normal
26:42mikey come sit
26:50how's things my favorite keyboard warrior oh it's great i mean
26:55you know not as good as you and your furry friends over in testing my heart i do love them
27:01probably
27:02too much yeah they're better than people that's what i always say right drives me up the fucking
27:06wall every time i read about the cruelty these companies inflict totally i mean blackfish makes
27:11you want to barf yeah i really believe that we can have it both ways that we can make biotech
27:15breakthroughs that help humans without torturing these poor creatures i'm sorry this is turning
27:21into a ted talk no no no i'm into it
27:26i bet you know all the little secrets of this place huh can i trust you
27:40his name is larry and he's my sweet boy oh hello there larry
27:48he hasn't been doing so well lately but we're hoping to fix that you stay strong larry
27:57they let you take a picture in there why are you a narc or something
28:03that little fella just needs a little bill's jersey and he'll be good to go
28:07big game this weekend i'm gonna grill up some of my famous buffalo wings i'll bring some in for you
28:18you crepes are awesome huh there's a um this is really cool
28:25new place over on 117 um
28:31do you want to like go with with me oh yeah that'd be cool
28:37yeah my fiance has a golf outing on sunday we could go before kickoff or whatever
28:44fiance yeah finally asked like six months ago
28:50um i wear the ring on a necklace god damn birth control turns my fingers into sausages hurts like
28:56hell things we women do you know right
29:02wait mikey were you asking me on a date we kind of no
29:07yeah oh mikey i love you but you're my work buddy i i know i know it's just a
29:15you know what congratulations i'm stoked for you that's really really exciting
29:24oh yeah right there thank you wow oh bye
29:41what no way yep for six whole months
29:49do you think she was bullshitting me jen's a sweet girl but honestly that's some shady
29:55shit right there i have seen her flirt with you i'm not crazy right hell no she was leading you
30:00on oh on behalf of all women please accept my apology
30:09i'm proud of you it's hard putting yourself out there
30:17please remain calm this is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures initiated
30:25please remain calm this is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures initiated
30:34please remain calm this is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures initiated
30:41please remain calm this is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures
30:47can't fucking take it anymore are we all going to die save us
30:52reggie do we need to evac or what back in your cube mike
30:56what exactly look it's a zone four issue okay we're in zone one therefore not your concern
31:02all mine don't act like you don't know the deal don't act like you don't know the deal
31:0524 the animals two now for your safety security advisory update lock down measures ended
31:13please return to your terminals and resume prototyping have a great day
31:25finally some peas not if you keep screaming
31:49i don't know the lab cuts gave him this stuff this serum it was supposed to help him make him
31:58stronger
31:58healthier and it did i've never seen such a startling
32:02transformation and transformation in any creature before transformation he was a totally different
32:06chimp mike he turned into this perfect straight out of nat geo looking fella he had energy his smile
32:12glowed his fur was gorgeous his body was all filled out he was a perfect muscle bound specimen
32:18and then my sweet boy got so angry
32:42i saw him
32:45what was he
32:47so angry
32:53He turned on me.
32:55Oh, oh.
32:57How could I let this happen?
32:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:00You cannot possibly blame yourself.
33:03He trusted me, Mike.
33:04There was a bond.
33:05Of course there was, because you are so good.
33:08Ever since I was a kid, this is all I ever wanted.
33:10Jane Goodall, Steve Irwin, those were my heroes.
33:13Maybe we should go back to the med lab
33:15so those dorks can stitch you up.
33:17If I go back in there, I'm torching everything in stone for.
33:20Maybe don't do that.
33:22I'm just another phony cog in the machine
33:24lying to myself about noble causes
33:26to justify a fat paycheck.
33:28You're being too hard on yourself.
33:32Jane, do you have any idea what it was
33:36that they gave him to give him those muscles?
33:40Whatever's in cryostorage.
33:47Are you okay?
33:48Yeah, I just feel like shit.
33:50My skin's on fire.
33:51That's probably just the adrenaline wearing off.
33:55Yeah, nothing some Advil and a weed gummy won't fix.
33:59Okay, night, Mikey.
34:01Good night.
34:04For real?
34:05Like some super transformational serum?
34:10So much so that once it hit his bloodstream,
34:11the chimp went apeshit.
34:14Wow.
34:15But like how?
34:16Fuck, if I know.
34:18Once I heard muscles, I was like,
34:20well, tell me more.
34:22Seems a little too good to be true.
34:38Everybody hates her.
34:39Don't sweat it.
34:40Oh, God.
34:44You okay?
34:44These hormones, they're hitting me like a sledgehammer.
34:47It's just, I'm so tired and everything hurts.
34:51And I'm tired of looking this way.
34:52I'm tired of feeling this way.
34:53People are idiots.
34:54I don't care about the idiots.
34:55I care about these stupid fucking cock and balls
34:58that I can feel every time I take a step in.
35:01I care about the hormones and the surgeries.
35:06It doesn't matter.
35:07Whatever I do, I look in the mirror and I see a dude.
35:10I've been misgendered three times today.
35:13God damn it.
35:16Look.
35:21Look, you're beautiful.
35:23People get too hung up on looks.
35:25I think it's just Instagram bullshit.
35:27It books with your head.
35:29You just don't get it, Mike.
35:30This is about who I am.
35:33My whole life, I've been searching for answers
35:38and miracles that would make me whole.
35:40And now, maybe, there is something
35:44just down the fucking hall
35:45and you're treating it like a goof.
35:48Doesn't this even make you curious?
35:51If you took something like this,
35:53you would have a whole line of gins
35:55a million long.
35:57Stop thinking so small, Mike.
36:01Think bigger.
36:02Be bold.
36:03Hold.
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