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Ss 5 Ep 2 The Boys
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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, you're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:20And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:00:28As long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:38Clinical!
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:53Frenchy!
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:28Praise the Lord.
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:37He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain, Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of
00:02:00Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now, you know, that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They're eating babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy.
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034.
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:48Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:02Praise him for America.
00:03:04Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:08Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:11Stand up.
00:03:13Stand up.
00:03:14In the name of Jesus.
00:03:16My sweet boy.
00:03:20name of Jesus.
00:03:22Hi, man.
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working. Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:31Is that me?
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:42When that cunt homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir? Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky. I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me present. So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg re-grew.
00:05:06All right, all right. Listen. The only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack
00:05:12on with a godly work of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news, Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Or so we reckon. We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander? Or every soup?
00:05:30Dunno. But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:49Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much outcome it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And, no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:23So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
00:06:33Local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:01I'm sorry.
00:07:02Do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucks Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:40Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:59Hey.
00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh?
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
00:08:13You're siding with Butcher.
00:08:14Your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:28I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:33We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:41Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:09:06You stood there!
00:09:08Girl, listen.
00:09:09Shoot off!
00:09:10Slice into you by Homelander!
00:09:11Shot here, here, here!
00:09:13It hurt every time!
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die!
00:09:17The pain!
00:09:21And you're okay with it!
00:09:23No!
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:31With or without us.
00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:37So I can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:13I'm sorry for you too.
00:10:17C'est incroyable!
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamed.
00:10:34Close off now!
00:10:45Your bottom half
00:10:46Is his foot even grown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp
00:10:50Don't ask me
00:10:52What you know is true
00:10:55Don't have to tell you
00:10:57I love your precious heart
00:11:01I
00:11:04I was standing
00:11:07You were there
00:11:10And they could never tear us apart
00:11:18I told you
00:11:22That we could fly
00:11:26But some of us don't know why
00:11:33I was standing
00:11:37You were there
00:11:40And they could never help
00:11:43They could tear us apart
00:12:00God damn it, Acerine
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this
00:12:09I don't know
00:12:10You left me no choice
00:12:12I know my leadership style can be stern
00:12:16But it's for your own good
00:12:21I like to think of myself as
00:12:24The big brother
00:12:27That you never had
00:12:33You remember that girlfriend
00:12:36You had
00:12:37Uh
00:12:40Paul
00:12:42Popfang
00:12:44Betrayed us both
00:12:45To William Butcher
00:12:47No less
00:12:47Huge mess
00:12:48Your fault
00:12:48What did I do
00:12:50What did I do
00:12:52I gave you a chance
00:12:54To make things right
00:12:55I reached out my hand
00:13:00And you bit it
00:13:02What did I ever do
00:13:03To deserve that
00:13:05What
00:13:06Was I too nurturing
00:13:08Too forgiving
00:13:10Well maybe
00:13:10But damn it
00:13:11You weren't like the others
00:13:14Snakes
00:13:16Backstabbers
00:13:16I could count on you man
00:13:18I did count on you
00:13:20I loved you
00:13:23But here we are
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me
00:13:34I guess the strongest man
00:13:36Are the most alone
00:13:39You wouldn't understand
00:13:43Nobody does
00:14:07What
00:14:25Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:14:33firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows
00:14:39and we're doing a botality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being
00:14:45sponsored you know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit 50 grand dog wankers
00:14:56guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are going to hear
00:15:00frenchy how much longer teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute they go out we go in
00:15:05rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess crow
00:15:11countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement i bet my bottom anal beads is down
00:15:21there everything okay all good
00:15:32oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nip in twat in bring you back here
00:15:42keep the engine running
00:15:51well you ready
00:16:21internet's down cams too um yeah we have a problem
00:16:28put on the man he really let himself go
00:16:37the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
00:16:45my god asshole must weigh 30 000 pounds
00:16:49my dick weighs more bitch
00:16:53well right in that way we can move him even with the three of us
00:16:57so what now
00:17:16you what the fuck no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you
00:17:20you're safe okay you've been in deep freeze again
00:17:24oh jesus christ for how long
00:17:27almost two years in a cia black site
00:17:31i just found out this morning
00:17:34you found out this morning
00:17:35yeah
00:17:36but that just happens to be in your room
00:17:42did you fuck me
00:17:43what
00:17:44is this some kind of incest thing
00:17:46no
00:17:46then what the fuck is this look i i want you to find william butcher
00:17:53find him yourself
00:17:54well the people that work for me are limited and you are
00:17:57the best tracker there is i just i need you to find him
00:18:01and report back very simple
00:18:04you want me
00:18:07to work for you
00:18:08well why don't we say work with me
00:18:11and i can help you
00:18:13i can give you a proper comeback
00:18:15i don't need you for that
00:18:17well the whole world does think that you're a russian spy so
00:18:22okay all right listen to me i'm no ass felch and commie you got that i know i know and
00:18:30listen
00:18:31i am vaut now
00:18:33me
00:18:34so the public
00:18:36they're gonna believe that you are whatever i tell them you are
00:18:40i can resurrect you
00:18:41i can give you back what you lost
00:18:44i can even make you number two in the seven
00:18:47number two
00:18:50or how about i finish the job
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck
00:18:57hey you could try
00:19:00who knows you might even fry the v right out of my blood
00:19:05or you might not
00:19:08but i'm betting that you hate william butcher more than you than you hate me
00:19:15after all i'm not the one that betrayed you am i i tried to kill you minute i turned my
00:19:22back
00:19:22how do i know you won't return the favor look uh
00:19:35you find william butcher for me
00:19:39all is forgiven
00:19:50looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
00:19:53improve your sleep
00:19:55strengthen your immune system
00:19:58nourish your soul
00:19:59the ancient taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:04life force from leaving the body
00:20:06and invited prana solar energy in
00:20:11don't ignore your anal wellness
00:20:12introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium by vat
00:20:16five bros four bros
00:20:19okay we need to abort
00:20:20your mom should have aborted you
00:20:26fuck it we'll test it here what test
00:20:29mr charcutay if the virus is contagious as samir says c'est fini the game is over
00:20:35no butcher's right
00:20:37rockhart has seen us so we can't leave
00:20:40virus what virus look i don't break you lot out of the panda flap about now all we gotta do
00:20:47is seal
00:20:47of inhalation every exit point tighter than a boy scout's arsehole at jamboree
00:20:53it's not possible
00:20:58maybe
00:21:02yo
00:21:05is that motherfucker holding his breath
00:21:07uh-huh his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
00:21:10hey he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours like a blue whale
00:21:15he won't breathe how do we get the virus in him
00:21:17whoa he ain't our first whale is he you lot sort this i'll fish the virus
00:21:23can make how you're with me
00:21:31oh you two leave it out would you
00:21:33fucking work in here
00:21:37hey coming with you
00:21:40what fool i don't trust you
00:21:44yeah
00:21:46suit yourself
00:21:52we've so far identified the location of 10 000 active starlight sympathizers
00:21:57coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
00:22:01where's more he just disappears every afternoon
00:22:04won't say where he's going won't say
00:22:06shit
00:22:06he's on the method
00:22:08meisner technique
00:22:10is that a jew thing we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up but you can
00:22:16invoke the insurrection act if we need to deploy the military mr president good idea what qualifies
00:22:22someone as an active starlighter that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander
00:22:27content honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us we've got what 52 000 data
00:22:33points on every user we truly live in an age of wonder but we are going to need to triple
00:22:40the
00:22:41amount of freedom camps to hold them all love it it's just that after we've paid for vault's military
00:22:46contracts all those corporate tax breaks and for the existing freedom camps treasury's running a little
00:22:52dry people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
00:22:59the president is thinking how insane this is right now he'll back you you can do it speak up and
00:23:05a
00:23:05lot of these sympathizers are vought customers won't their arrests eaten to your bottom line
00:23:11nah we'll just start selling ads on vought plus wow amazing ashley you're a real che gavada
00:23:17well all righty then let me ask the most important question do i got immunity
00:23:34for fuck's sake soldier boy is the president vice president of the united states of america
00:23:41they work for me everyone soldier boy is gonna be number two in the seven once he is located william
00:23:49butcher and annie january wait wait what sir no sir i i can do this i can bring them in
00:23:54well like you
00:23:55did with a train we're going in a new direction deep competence oh and steve soldier boy's gonna need
00:24:02a full pardon well sir he uh he was guilty of you know treason
00:24:11consider it done sir terrific and you know what i'm sure the man's dying for a drink uh steve can
00:24:17you make him a manhattan manhattan thanks steve of course can i get you a glass of milk sir no
00:24:28uh steven i'll also have a manhattan god damn this would good soups teabag the president since me
00:24:59okay what's next
00:25:05what is it
00:25:22what
00:25:24almost got you fuckers ha ha
00:25:29oh
00:25:30oh
00:25:30oh
00:25:31oh
00:25:31no
00:25:31no
00:25:33no
00:25:33no
00:25:33no
00:25:34no
00:25:34no
00:25:37no
00:25:48no
00:25:49no
00:25:50no
00:25:51that's what i'm talking about
00:25:53oh god
00:25:57fucking unsanitary
00:25:59oh
00:26:00no
00:26:18no
00:26:19no
00:26:25no
00:26:26no
00:26:27no
00:26:28no
00:26:36no
00:26:45no
00:26:46no
00:26:49no
00:26:51no
00:26:51no
00:26:51okay i'm gonna be going for a dark hero look so we're gonna be using black noir's noir black liquid
00:26:55eyeliner because it is the girl
00:26:58no
00:27:00dare enter my dark domain i am countess crow countess of the crows and i shall make you
00:27:07do the day that you decide
00:27:09fuck it
00:27:18fuck
00:27:18fuck
00:27:20c'est ça
00:27:21it's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time
00:27:27it's like a metaphor for life no
00:27:29it's a metaphor for my balls
00:27:38when was elani
00:27:39what is the matter
00:27:40a starlighter cell in st louis was raided so
00:27:44they're all gone
00:27:46just like the one in portland and sacramento and boise and
00:27:50i guess we can add a train to that list right
00:27:55you
00:27:57didn't kill them
00:27:59they chose to fight
00:28:00yeah because they thought that i was going to save them
00:28:03i told them that we were gonna make it out
00:28:07fucking easy for me to say i'm bulletproof
00:28:12if you told pt tui any of this
00:28:14no no because he'll say it wasn't my fault so i can't
00:28:22so this is why you do not care if the virus kills you
00:28:26i led them
00:28:28to a shallow grave
00:28:32so i just get a fucking white picket fence
00:28:36and cherry pie no
00:28:39i can't live like that
00:28:40if i follow them it's the only thing that makes sense
00:28:50i am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
00:28:58and yes it's easier to wallow on your guilt
00:29:04but the fucking shit you get up every day and you keep
00:29:08going anything else is an insult to the dead
00:29:16great let go get your chopped old man hands off of me
00:29:20guess who didn't make it to patrol today
00:29:21oh shit starlight oh my god you guys are terrorists
00:29:29what do we do with her
00:29:32same as rock hard
00:29:35you don't have a choice
00:29:40all right come on no what let me go
00:29:51come on let's take it
00:30:04pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
00:30:08all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
00:30:11turbo rush the drink of heroes only 15 calories
00:30:17cut
00:30:18that's a good take
00:30:20no please this is a mistake i am not starlighter
00:30:23only 15 calories yeah now with acai
00:30:28and maca roots
00:30:30no corey go back inside please
00:30:33yo you stay back because if you ruin my shot it's on site
00:30:38okay let's go again and fix your tits they're lopsided
00:30:42okay come on come on all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
00:30:48turbo rush now with acai and maca root
00:30:53that's perfect okay great okay have fun and camp
00:30:57oh please
00:30:59oh
00:31:02mom all over not a chance we have to help them help them and every super 500 miles
00:31:08would be up her ass within the hour we stayed a course
00:31:11mine's on a fucking job
00:31:13Fuck the job.
00:31:18Kimiko, don't.
00:31:43Homelander.
00:31:48Homelander.
00:31:55Sage, I was just...
00:31:58What can I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:32:04Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?
00:32:09No, I did not. Of course not.
00:32:14What am I gonna say?
00:32:16Yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me,
00:32:19but careful,
00:32:20because there's a soup-killing virus out there
00:32:23and you may die screaming.
00:32:25Sure you would have jumped at that.
00:32:27You have a lot to learn
00:32:28about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:33Well, besides, if there is a virus out there,
00:32:37the better you take the risk than us, right?
00:32:40That's tactical.
00:32:42Exactly.
00:32:42Because for a moment I was afraid
00:32:44you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies...
00:32:51You don't know that's gonna happen.
00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces,
00:32:55because it was tactical, right?
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:58Right.
00:33:01Mm-hmm.
00:33:08Right?
00:33:09Okay.
00:33:16Mm-hmm.
00:33:25It is, isn't it.
00:33:34Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:39Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
00:33:40All right, all right.
00:33:41Less talking.
00:33:42We'll give in.
00:33:45I'll take it.
00:33:52So how fragile is this?
00:33:54Very.
00:33:56Very fragile.
00:33:57If it broke on the way?
00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:34:02There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:09Well.
00:34:12Best not drop it, eh?
00:34:17Thank you so much.
00:34:27Breathe, putain.
00:34:39You get him to breathe yet?
00:34:40What?
00:34:41What?
00:34:42Did you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:45I'm too late.
00:34:46No, the conard is imparious.
00:34:48Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon.
00:34:50Merde alors, we're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:05We're not terrorists.
00:35:06Oh, God.
00:35:07When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and Sheila is gonna take a shit in
00:35:13the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:14Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:18It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:21The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:31All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:50What's it called?
00:35:50A murder?
00:35:52Oh, let me guess.
00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:57Damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:36:02Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:08They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
00:36:17Prozac, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:20Great, great.
00:36:21Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:39Please.
00:36:39Please.
00:36:40Please don't kill me.
00:36:42I just want to go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom.
00:36:46And my dad.
00:36:48Please.
00:36:51Please.
00:37:02Careful.
00:37:08Boy, fucking smart, were you?
00:37:10Ain't you a little glad Atrian's dead?
00:37:16No.
00:37:17I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:18Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero.
00:37:23A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:27Listen.
00:37:28I know you've just done it here in the gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:34I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:36You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite out of the head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:43I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
00:37:45Talk to me about Annie.
00:37:46You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny cricket listening to your heart bollocks...
00:37:56She's going to get her killed.
00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:07You're going to get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15No, kid.
00:38:29You hate the vial!
00:38:33It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that...?
00:38:42Well, well, well.
00:38:44He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:48Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put on my knife for a bit.
00:38:55You're telling us this now?
00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?
00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:39:09New plan.
00:39:12Oi.
00:39:14Ain't you supposed to be a giant arse thuda?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:18Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:20Be a cunt.
00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Hero-gasm.
00:39:23Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:30Just you and me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:45Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:48Then fucking beat him.
00:39:48Being super's not gonna save you.
00:39:51That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homelander's doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:58You still fancy a seat on the seventh, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you.
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:12Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:17Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:21Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
00:40:27Bullshit.
00:40:27God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fuckin' die, Pollocko.
00:40:35Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:40You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:41Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:48Me?
00:40:49Homelander?
00:40:50Your old crew?
00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:54Do you wanna know why?
00:40:57Because you are a dumb fucking twig.
00:41:07What the fuck was that?
00:41:18Hey!
00:41:19You two fucktards the local supes?
00:41:22Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy.
00:41:24What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28Fuck!
00:41:29Fuck!
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:36Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your ashes and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:42Oh.
00:41:45Fuck.
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:57Hey, man.
00:41:58Get ready.
00:41:58We're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:00Slow down, kid.
00:42:02Soldier boy.
00:42:05He's alive?
00:42:07Fuck that.
00:42:07Just how long do we have?
00:42:09Just...
00:42:09Huey.
00:42:10Huey!
00:42:11Huey!
00:42:13We gotta move.
00:42:15A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:17Oh, shit.
00:42:20Shit.
00:42:38Go!
00:42:38Go!
00:42:38Go!
00:42:59Oh, my God.
00:43:29I got to drop the dookie.
00:43:33Get it?
00:43:34That's you.
00:43:37You're the dookie.
00:43:39Yeah.
00:43:42Kill him.
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay?
00:44:18Is it Iris?
00:44:19Yeah, it's good.
00:44:20I'll do everything.
00:44:24Oi, Pence!
00:44:26Oh, shit.
00:44:27Move!
00:44:27Don't go!
00:44:35You're with me.
00:44:39Hey!
00:44:48Yui Cable has a useless cock-gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so-called soup killer?
00:45:03Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No virus, bitch. I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot. Come in your face.
00:45:21Bro! Do not nut right now.
00:45:30What the f-
00:45:53No. No.
00:45:59No.
00:46:08Ack!
00:46:10Ack!
00:46:11Herp!
00:46:15Herp!
00:46:27Oh, my God.
00:47:07well they did very oh fuck i wish i would have seen that no you don't
00:47:16come on let's leg it no no no and until we are certain i have not been infected with this
00:47:23plague
00:48:01yes may i have a word wait out there
00:48:07what are you doing i'm about to enjoy a maxi melt there is extra if you want to join it
00:48:11no thank
00:48:11you crunch wrap supreme cheesy gordita crunch no cantina crispy chicken taco i don't want any taco
00:48:16fucking bell okay rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan clearly
00:48:22the right call he's not in the building thank fucking god what the fuck why are we doing this
00:48:29doing what if posting weird shit were a crime i'd be serving two life sentences homelander sets the
00:48:34agenda i just execute that's you're the smartest person on the planet there is no way you don't
00:48:40have an angle here my angle my angle is that i could have warren buffett on the ground tongue
00:48:47lashing my clit till he needs indeed replacement all the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every
00:48:53words nicer than i expected ashley she's smart she's gotta listen to reason look i've been there
00:49:04literally where literally where you're sitting but that chair isn't a pedestal it's a chopping block
00:49:10and i can help you but you gotta talk to me
00:49:18don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again you know you can't you can pull out the back of
00:49:22your
00:49:30skull wow you're unbelievable ashley that was the most pathetic display of a backbone i've ever seen
00:49:35they're arresting innocent people but sure let sage suck down her garbage chalupa i need a minute
00:49:48from back here i see a spine fucking use it do i get laser eyes no i get a psychic
00:49:54fucking tumor this is junior year all over again do you remember when you let danny trachtenberg
00:49:59finger blast us behind the friendlies because he had jamiroquai tickets and then he took miriam
00:50:03applebaum going along won't get you what you want going along is why we're still alive you should have
00:50:09left with a train when he asked you to at least he had a shred of decency that's why he's
00:50:13dead
00:50:14first they came for the communists and i did not speak out because i was not a communist i don't
00:50:18need martin neumola right now you used to love his poetry and birkenstocks and throwing clay
00:50:23you used to want to do some good in the world what happened i tried i tried but there's nothing
00:50:30i can
00:50:31do half of washington thinks homelanders batch it the cia the pentagon they will follow you if you lead
00:50:38them i'm not a leader i'm vice president you can still do some good ashley we can still do some
00:50:44good just shut up or i'm gonna float on my back in the tub again you want that you're better
00:50:50than
00:50:50this you were better than this no wow so we're clear you're absolutely sure triple check the results
00:51:00none of you are carriers humans are immune oh god damn i only seen like this one at a time
00:51:23it was on you outside of that truck stop war house on our 23. soldier cut down homelander to go
00:51:30we fucking did it about time
00:51:38okay
00:51:46let's run away
00:51:51what there are over 50 uninhabited island in the pacific we just need to find one so remote nobody
00:51:59will ever find us
00:52:02you are right this virus there is no contain in it no stuff in it i do not know how
00:52:10to protect you from
00:52:11it except to take you as far away from here as possible
00:52:34you did not see its carnage it's too dangerous it's dangerous for everyone how innocent people are
00:52:40being round up no one don't ask me to watch you die i think this is how we make amends
00:52:50for the life we've taken i think we have to get up every day and keep going
00:53:02wait
00:53:26you're allowed to freak out you know this virus
00:53:31it's
00:53:31it's fucking brutal
00:53:32i don't know for a rock hard i'd say it's an improvement
00:53:39i haven't exactly had a magical year either neither of us is fine
00:53:45and we shouldn't be and if you don't want to talk about it you don't have to
00:53:50be perfect but i'm not letting you die
00:53:56i'm gonna keep fighting
00:54:00and if you can't then i'm just gonna fight for both of us
00:54:06but just don't turn into fucking butcher okay
00:54:25i'm not i'm late
00:54:42all right
00:54:44all right sarah
00:54:47It's time for your meds.
00:54:58He's a good boy, eh?
00:55:15Well, hey, be careful, sir. There's a viral contagion.
00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:21I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters?
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:28I told him to report back.
00:55:31I told him not to go in alone. Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like Soldier Doy, am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir, to do this.
00:55:41Should have been you.
00:55:42Oh, hey. I'm sorry. Leave.
00:55:49I was swimming.
00:55:58Hello.
00:56:14Hello.
00:56:18Not you, too.
00:56:20Not you.
00:56:30Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:56I'm sorry.
00:56:59Yeah, they're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:01Yeah, they're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:01I'm getting lost down.
00:57:02But I get up again.
00:57:04Yeah, they're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:07Yeah, they're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:33I get knocked down.
00:57:35But I get up again.
00:57:36Yeah, they're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:38I get knocked down.
00:57:39I get knocked down.
00:57:40But I get up again.
00:57:41Yeah, they're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:43I get knocked down.
00:57:49But I get up again.
00:57:50Yeah, they're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:52Yeah, they're never gonna keep me down.
00:59:20I can't go down, but I still can't.
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