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Ss 5 Ep 1 The Boys
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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you say the fuck back
00:00:12i'm on a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:18and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:28i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried your ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at vol the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups
00:00:40somebody's been running tests to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into
00:00:46something super lethal global fucking pandemic what's in the genocide between friends
00:00:51fuck off and let me die in peace with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands
00:00:56together four firecracker i am not sexually attracted to you it's not loyalty i'll do anything for you
00:01:03and sister sage she's the world's smartest person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves
00:01:10and you get to swoop in like caesar like caesar once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th
00:01:17amendment who's handling all this i fucking am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into
00:01:21internment camps you're cool with that you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take
00:01:25down vod and homelander no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a shit patsy so i want another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next
00:01:35in line with you president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal
00:01:39authority veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government
00:01:44from our streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today
00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be fucking kidding me this whole time
00:01:57as i know
00:02:31USA! USA! USA!
00:02:36USA! USA! USA!
00:02:39Thank you. Thank you.
00:02:43Thank you and welcome to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55Places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:58Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:03:09Hooray!
00:03:11Throw them right here.
00:03:14Hooray!
00:03:16Hooray!
00:03:16Come on!
00:03:28Starlighters running wild. Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:33But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America.
00:03:40And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn!
00:04:00Keep going.
00:04:04Stop!
00:04:06We designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:04:11I'm a hero proudly serving in the armed forces.
00:04:14Thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem!
00:04:18The alarm is up 21%.
00:04:22G-Man, days past from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:26Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29But all of this...
00:04:32The most important truth...
00:04:35Is...
00:04:36A safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:41Power nation!
00:04:44Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:48Yes!
00:04:49What a bitch Starlight tried to do on the southern border.
00:04:52Got it.
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wolf...
00:04:57I'm wondering, Queen Mayhem.
00:04:59I'm the gods of deepness.
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no!
00:05:02Just these two!
00:05:03Please!
00:05:03No, what?
00:05:03So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:07Come on!
00:05:07No, Mayhem.
00:05:09No, you stay back!
00:05:10All of you, stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back and I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:17What the fuck?
00:05:46This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign period
00:05:50and the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they see...
00:05:55Stay back!
00:05:56You're all laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:00Stay back!
00:06:03I'll laser every...
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States...
00:06:15Tough day.
00:06:17Sad day.
00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:23This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes.
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking.
00:06:36Literally.
00:06:36And no.
00:06:37Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity
00:06:41or allegiance to the U.S. of A.
00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:47Honestly.
00:06:48Do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps?
00:06:51The starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:56And camp.
00:06:57We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We've been ready.
00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation,
00:07:05people can't tell their clit from their collarbone.
00:07:07The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:12What's this?
00:07:13That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel.
00:07:21The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25Everyone loves you.
00:07:27You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you.
00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:34The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:36Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:40Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my only son?
00:07:48No, everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:53Sorry, that he is a boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding.
00:08:00We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage?
00:08:04Are you?
00:08:06Good?
00:08:07I'm fine.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:16Then, just tell me, how does Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28It's that people don't hate me enough!
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure, but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:37Word counts.
00:08:38Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:58It keeps people afraid.
00:08:59Shut up. No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Well, I can relate to that, but I need people to be devoted to me.
00:09:13May I speak freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:15I told you, no matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.
00:09:27You know what's going to make me happy?
00:09:30I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days, we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and that I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:11:12You mind being more careful?
00:11:14Désolé.
00:11:17Merci quoi, petit tué?
00:11:22Enso, pears of any exploits.
00:11:25Enjoy.
00:11:48Put it on my frame.
00:12:13Luis, la bebida.
00:12:30And he got the flight 37 with you out.
00:12:33Huh.
00:12:35Huh?
00:12:37That's all you have to say.
00:12:38What the fuck?
00:12:42¿Qué pasa si no?
00:12:47No!
00:12:49No!
00:12:51No!
00:12:53No!
00:12:55No!
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Really?
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:37On a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Before I'd pop in, say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:46Proof is no God, isn't it?
00:13:49She's dead, and here you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:00Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you about the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend a turn of heat with the likes of them.
00:14:22What did you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:30In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:40Five fucking weeks, Lenny practice that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:49So fucking chaffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:01Well, never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why are you here?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:23All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:33I'll show you.
00:15:35Son, please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:40I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42It's a waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:47But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:54You don't get a change of it.
00:16:03Who says?
00:16:05I want a change.
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:19What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:22Are you scared?
00:16:24No, I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28I want room temperature like you like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01Dude, you look bashing it, eh?
00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:08And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't had nothing.
00:17:21I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:37I do more than anything.
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:58How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding-edge technologies like AI, which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI.
00:18:12First she went and deepfaked Thomas Kedalkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and AI'd this so-called Flat 37 video.
00:18:30Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here?
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:19:08Yes, it is.
00:19:38Yes, it is.
00:19:46Oi.
00:19:50Knock it off.
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy bin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him?
00:19:58Huey and him. In 72 hours.
00:20:04Look.
00:20:06I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man.
00:20:10We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12I got a CIA at Gulfstream.
00:20:13Guessing I've applied now.
00:20:16Wheels up in the now.
00:20:26Smile, Camper.
00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance
00:20:29to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:34Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
00:20:37It's hopeless.
00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel.
00:20:45I've been hunted by Noir.
00:20:46Chased by sharks inside of a whale.
00:20:48Shot at by Russians.
00:20:49Almost blown up by hero-gasm.
00:20:51And lasered at Vaught on Ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is...
00:20:54Oh, and one time I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story.
00:20:58The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead.
00:21:02Or crazy. Or both.
00:21:03Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
00:21:08Hey! Get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey! Get down!
00:21:13Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey! Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:19Hey!
00:21:20Oh, shit!
00:21:22Hey, boy!
00:21:29Get inside!
00:21:33See?
00:21:35He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women
00:21:54No love, no sex, no problems
00:21:57And literally, bro, I have never felt manlier
00:22:01Think about this, okay
00:22:03Romance, flowers, cuddling, kissing
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro
00:22:08That's super gay
00:22:10War, am I right?
00:22:13Reach
00:22:14Yes, and you know what, as for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did
00:22:19Whatever that baby-murdering three out of ten thought she was gonna do
00:22:23It didn't work
00:22:24Oh, bollocks
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum
00:22:27And you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:40Oh, wow, your skin is so oily, like hugging a McRib
00:22:43Wait, did you just...
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy and fucking therapy therapy and so much fucking TikTok
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok
00:22:5216-hour flight and not a fucking peep
00:22:54Because all you can say is, oy, oy, oy, cunt, cunt, cunt
00:22:57Like the better with a mouth shut
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces, so they deported me to Manila
00:23:03I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747, but I fell out at 10,000
00:23:08feet
00:23:09Oh, man, that took a hot minute to regrow
00:23:11They found my asshole like a mile away
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love
00:23:18How many men are you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do
00:23:29So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No, hearty inhale
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out there
00:23:40Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch
00:23:43Oh, of course it did
00:23:44Homelander's fuming
00:23:45He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours
00:23:52Of course
00:23:53It's a trap
00:23:54A question
00:23:56Is what else are we gonna do besides walk into it?
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:04Hmm
00:24:06You want Frenchy
00:24:07You're still working on the virus
00:24:09And you want his help
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know
00:24:13And I'm Landa
00:24:16Now you're gonna help us save the boys
00:24:19Or not
00:24:33Let's have a signal
00:24:35So, so we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:37Well, we are getting executed
00:24:39What?
00:24:41In 36 hours, we
00:24:45They're finally fucking doing it
00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie
00:24:48The question to show is
00:24:49Why no?
00:24:55Flight 37 video
00:24:57Half or not type shit
00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in
00:25:02And then they do her in
00:25:03Fuck that
00:25:04We're getting out of here first
00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more Molotov
00:25:10So let's get going
00:25:14How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by
00:25:17I took it myself
00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit slap you
00:25:24But then hug you
00:25:24So how come you didn't spring then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there
00:25:30It's this one
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy
00:25:34A perimeter's just open space
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you
00:25:37I'm not a bloke
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm butt
00:25:40He might be able to help
00:25:42Even if I can get us in
00:25:43How the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:45Leave that to me
00:25:46I have someone we can call
00:25:50No, I didn't
00:25:56You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:07Homelander?
00:26:07Hey, you wanna see us?
00:26:14Or should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall
00:26:22Cooking up these lies about me
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name
00:26:28Fake garbage
00:26:29Right
00:26:31Oh, right, yes, totally, sir
00:26:32I know
00:26:34Starlight
00:26:35Spearing this on filth
00:26:36What a fucking lightweight
00:26:38I mean, what could she even do
00:26:40Besides flash her little high beams at you
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir
00:26:46So then
00:26:47Why'd you let her get away?
00:26:53Don't you look at him like that?
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage
00:26:58Right?
00:27:00Bro
00:27:01It's been a year
00:27:03A full lap of the sun
00:27:05And you haven't found a train
00:27:08Or butcher
00:27:12Or starlight
00:27:16It's almost as if
00:27:18You're fucking up on purpose
00:27:20I mean, I know you're not
00:27:22I mean, I know you're not
00:27:22That would be suicidal
00:27:27You know
00:27:28I had a good chat
00:27:30With Gavin
00:27:31Our stage manager
00:27:33And it turns out
00:27:37He betrayed me
00:27:40He liked a couple of starlight posts
00:27:42In the past
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me
00:27:46It really makes me wonder
00:27:47Who else is a traitor
00:27:49Hiding in plain sight?
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts
00:27:53Here, just check it
00:27:54Look
00:27:54That won't be necessary
00:27:55But
00:27:56Gentlemen
00:28:00Do your fucking jobs
00:28:02Yes, sir
00:28:33Bro, what the hell
00:28:34You could have had my back in there
00:28:36Bro
00:28:37You're not the real noir
00:28:38Okay
00:28:39You can talk
00:28:41Look
00:28:41I get method
00:28:42Okay
00:28:42I fuck with Stella Adler
00:28:44I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia
00:28:45We literally
00:28:46Never broke character
00:28:48Hey
00:28:49But enough's enough
00:28:54Bro
00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single
00:28:57But you know what they say
00:28:58How do you make God laugh?
00:29:00Make a plan
00:29:01Ain't that the truth?
00:29:02So there I was
00:29:03At the national prayer breakfast
00:29:05And I look across the table
00:29:06And it was
00:29:09It was
00:29:10Like the Lord smiled upon us
00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven
00:29:15Amen
00:29:15Amen
00:29:16Oh, Father himself
00:29:18Head pastor, president, and CEO
00:29:21Samaritan's Embrace Ministries
00:29:22After Ezekiel's untimely murder
00:29:24God rest his soul
00:29:25Amen
00:29:26Well, you two are just a super-abled union
00:29:28For the ages
00:29:29We share the belief in
00:29:31A dream of a Christian nation
00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast
00:29:36For me, it was love at first sight
00:29:39See, I knew he was gonna say that
00:29:41Try marrying a mind reader
00:29:43Go
00:29:44Powerful
00:29:46Now, how about we switch gears?
00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish D-E-I
00:29:51Now, it's funny
00:29:52How those three little letters are all in devil
00:29:55People don't need a handout
00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up
00:29:58Based on skin color
00:30:00Isn't white a color, too?
00:30:01Let's cut
00:30:04Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut
00:30:08Cut
00:30:08Sage
00:30:10My sister in Christ
00:30:11Um, no
00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost
00:30:16Or his baby sky ghost
00:30:17I need a vice president
00:30:18Give us the room
00:30:20Fuck
00:30:21How is married life?
00:30:23The power of Christ compelling you to fuck him?
00:30:25Bitch, your hole still smells like deep
00:30:27Great barrier queef
00:30:29Touchy
00:30:30Hey, it's not my fault
00:30:31The American people wouldn't accept
00:30:33A single cat lady as VP
00:30:35Maybe
00:30:36But still, I don't see why I had to put Tigger down
00:30:39That was a patriotic thing to do
00:30:40Can we hurry this along?
00:30:41I'm about to kill D-E-I
00:30:42Uh, not today or not
00:30:45He wants more starlighters arrested
00:30:48But everyone who smashed a window
00:30:49Or held a can of spray paint is already at camp
00:30:51Now, it's anyone who registered as a starlighter
00:30:54Or posted defamatory things about Homelander
00:30:57Cyber terrorists are terrorists, too
00:31:01True
00:31:03True
00:31:05It's just that we've already purged
00:31:06The CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS
00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners
00:31:14We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the creator
00:31:16And they canceled Coachella
00:31:17But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens
00:31:20You know, I couldn't help but notice
00:31:22You registered barrettforpresident.com, net, and org
00:31:27It's exploratory
00:31:28You're a soup
00:31:29Made you fucking vice president
00:31:31As long as you stay useful
00:31:34Don't worry
00:31:36Everything will come up, Ashley
00:31:38Yeah, good talk
00:31:50Reacher
00:31:52Massive
00:31:52Enters the motel
00:31:55Woman
00:31:57You're huge
00:31:59Reacher
00:32:00You know what they say about huge guys
00:32:06They have huge cocks
00:32:14Jesus fucking crap
00:32:15Are you fucking crazy?
00:32:16Get in here
00:32:16Hello, Worm
00:32:17Yeah, hi
00:32:19You're like America's literal most wanted
00:32:20Did anyone see you come in here?
00:32:22No
00:32:23Are you sure?
00:32:24Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec
00:32:27And that shit is everywhere now
00:32:28Fucking hell
00:32:29This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:32:32Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business
00:32:36Listen, whatever you want
00:32:38I'm not interested
00:32:39Calm off it, mate
00:32:41You ain't even heard the pitch yet
00:32:42Pass
00:32:43Well told
00:32:45Whatever
00:32:45Just fucking go, okay?
00:32:47You don't have anything on me anymore
00:32:48Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
00:32:52Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time
00:32:55And I don't even work there anymore
00:32:56Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI
00:32:59And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees
00:33:02But it isn't art, okay?
00:33:03It just isn't
00:33:06You ruin your appetite
00:33:08That's right
00:33:09I came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills
00:33:14I need us a tunnel, Doug
00:33:16You do that
00:33:17And you can stick at the vault for putting you out to pasture
00:33:19How does thing a tunnel fuck Vought?
00:33:22You do the tunnel
00:33:23I'll do the fucking
00:33:2520 miles out of Rochester
00:33:27Be dear
00:33:28Rochester?
00:33:30Oh, Rochester's got that honey away soil
00:33:32Fucking delicious
00:33:37You need a shower
00:33:38You smell like a Wingstop bathroom
00:33:41Thanks
00:33:42Was that bad?
00:33:43Sorry
00:33:43Turns out talking to people's hard
00:33:48Check you long enough
00:33:49Selling down in your old age
00:33:51Fuck you, JonBenet
00:33:54You guys are friends?
00:33:55You talk
00:33:58Reggie has been helping us out for a while
00:33:59Thanks
00:34:01Where is everybody?
00:34:07I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month
00:34:10Go Marie Moreau
00:34:11How's your team doing?
00:34:12Yeah, they're scoring a few wins
00:34:13But not nearly enough
00:34:19So
00:34:20What's with the 911?
00:34:21Huey, MM, and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow
00:34:25So
00:34:26We need your help to break them out
00:34:27Of a Vought prison camp
00:34:30You're fucking crazy
00:34:32Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:33We just need you to run them to the extraction point
00:34:35It's easy
00:34:36Easy
00:34:36Right
00:34:38You know
00:34:39Homelander's gonna be waiting
00:34:42I can't
00:34:43We know how to kill him, okay?
00:34:44But we need Frenchie to do it
00:34:46Great
00:34:46Well
00:34:47Good luck with that
00:34:48Hey, are you gonna keep running forever?
00:34:50I mean, if we're gonna really take him out
00:34:52We need your help
00:34:53So
00:34:54What?
00:34:54I'm just supposed to join this little fucking
00:34:56Super group?
00:34:57I mean
00:34:59We are down one asshole, so
00:35:02Yeah, maybe
00:35:05No
00:35:05Why not?
00:35:07I said I can't
00:35:10I know you're scared
00:35:11No, I'm not fucking scared
00:35:15I got a family to protect
00:35:19I can't
00:35:22I get it, I do
00:35:25Me too
00:35:30Keep him safe
00:35:34We shouldn't have let him go
00:35:35No
00:35:38Homelander fucked him up
00:35:40Fucked me up, too
00:35:42We're gonna need an exit plan B
00:35:47All right, so we hit the east gate
00:35:49Oui, petite, Huey
00:35:50When the guard chain shift
00:35:51And we go with Don
00:35:53We've been through this
00:35:54I know
00:35:54I just want to go over it a few more times
00:35:56Just so I can get it in my head
00:35:56Huey
00:35:58Take a fucking drink, will you?
00:36:00No, thanks
00:36:02Let me
00:36:02You know I quit
00:36:04Leave it up to you to have your shit
00:36:06The tightest you've ever had it
00:36:07When a fucking internment camp
00:36:08What about you?
00:36:10Have you been eating the fresh produce
00:36:11I smuggled in?
00:36:13Mushar's got corn in it
00:36:20Hey
00:36:23Don't worry
00:36:25And you will be fine
00:36:26She's strong
00:36:30Come here, too
00:36:36Y'all motherfuckers
00:36:37Are tripping
00:36:38Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them
00:36:40And you don't even know where Kamiko's at
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're gonna see
00:36:43Janine and Monique again?
00:36:45Is that it?
00:36:45What I know is
00:36:46Is that they're a shit ton safer
00:36:48Without me making a mess out of their lives
00:36:50M.M.
00:36:50You're the strongest guy I know
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this
00:36:56You know I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farrah province
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up
00:37:05And even that
00:37:05Was Emily in Paris
00:37:07Compared to the shit that we looking at here
00:37:10And even if we make it out of here
00:37:11We ain't surviving this fucking war
00:37:14We are dead men walking
00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers
00:37:23We need more resin
00:37:24Yeah
00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls
00:37:27You wanna
00:37:35Attention campers
00:37:36Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Sevens
00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will alter
00:37:42Dawn of the Sevens
00:37:48Well Annie, today marks two months
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating
00:37:56Every day I see people giving up
00:37:59But not me
00:38:00Because I have you
00:38:02It's very, very sweet
00:38:04They were innocent
00:38:05Oh
00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent
00:38:10They lied to me
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there
00:38:13We've known about that for quite some time
00:38:17But I just wanted to
00:38:20Give you a little hope
00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole
00:38:23Ooh
00:38:24I like internment camp, Huey
00:38:27She's zesty
00:38:28Fuck you
00:38:30Do it
00:38:31What?
00:38:32Kill me
00:38:32Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight
00:38:35You think they're dumb enough to just
00:38:37Walk right into your trap?
00:38:38Let's not insult each other
00:38:40We both know they're coming
00:38:42Do you remember
00:38:44When we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:47Believe festival
00:38:47Let me try to cleanse your soul
00:38:49I remember thinking
00:38:54Why him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp
00:39:00That reeks of fear
00:39:01And strawberry smoothie kid's shampoo?
00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you too
00:39:07I mean, I get it
00:39:09From your perspective
00:39:10You're punching up
00:39:12Good for you
00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted
00:39:16To such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:22Why would Starlight and Butcher
00:39:24Piss away their lives
00:39:26To try and rescue you?
00:39:32Because I do it for them
00:39:49What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52Thought I asked you to swing through Austin
00:39:54And pick us up some Franklins
00:39:55Some came up
00:39:57So I'll be in, baby bro
00:39:59Got some ribeyes in the fridge
00:40:00Thanks
00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad
00:40:05Oh, my bad
00:40:06Uh, Salade Leme
00:40:08I think that's it
00:40:10I've been slacking on my Duolingo
00:40:12You ain't gotta do that, bro
00:40:14What?
00:40:16I mean, come on
00:40:17Would it have been like
00:40:18A year, some change now?
00:40:20You still acting like this is some chill family vacation?
00:40:22Instead of on the run?
00:40:24It's fine
00:40:24You a shitty liar
00:40:28I know I fucked you over
00:40:31Just please
00:40:33Stop trying to make me feel better about it
00:40:34You remember when we got into it
00:40:37At the park that day
00:40:38And I told you
00:40:40That you had never really saved anyone
00:40:43You were right
00:40:44Not anymore
00:40:45I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:48And Raina
00:40:48Your nephews
00:40:49I mean, yeah
00:40:51Moving around constantly
00:40:53This is a pain in the ass
00:40:56But it's worth it
00:40:57It's good to see you
00:40:59Like this
00:41:01Mom would be really proud of you, man
00:41:06Dad!
00:41:07Dad!
00:41:08Uncle Reg
00:41:08Why are they doing that?
00:41:16A-Train
00:41:17That was your fucking phone-a-friend
00:41:19Well, I held up my end, love
00:41:21How are you gonna get us out?
00:41:22I'll fly us all out
00:41:23One by one
00:41:24Oh, that will take all fucking night
00:41:26All right
00:41:27Fine
00:41:28Just as long as we're on the same page here
00:41:30Frenchie goes first
00:41:31Yeah, all right
00:41:32Frenchie first
00:41:33What about Huey and Em-Em?
00:41:35We will get him
00:41:35But nothing is more important than killing Homelander
00:41:38Frenchie first
00:41:39You sound like Maeve
00:41:41Yeah, well, Maeve was right
00:42:00Shit, quiet
00:42:02You've been whining like a little bitch since the Ace Horse
00:42:14They're already gone
00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man
00:42:21Never gonna stop, bro
00:42:23Homelander's orders
00:42:25Only one way this ends
00:42:26Yeah, exactly
00:42:27Right now it's you coming after me
00:42:29Then it'll be Noir coming after you
00:42:31New Noir
00:42:33Because Homelander killed the first one
00:42:34Remember?
00:42:36That's how people end up around him
00:42:38You smug dick
00:42:40Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:43Jesus
00:42:43What?
00:42:44It's true
00:42:45Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights
00:42:48What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50Suck my balls
00:42:51You're the fucking joke
00:42:52Look at you
00:42:53On the run like a little bitch
00:42:56And then I'm with Homelander
00:42:58You know, I can see it
00:43:00Look how terrified you are
00:43:03Fuck you
00:43:05I'm the lord of the seven seas, baby
00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life
00:43:11I ain't terrified of shit
00:43:12You're so scared of Homelander
00:43:13You don't even see what it's done to you
00:43:15I'm not fucking scared
00:43:23Yeah, I said the same thing
00:43:28It's pathetic
00:43:32You're pathetic
00:43:35Sooner or later I'm gonna get your family
00:43:48Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave
00:43:52God
00:43:52When I wrote the series finale of Triple C
00:43:54That's Crimson Cows Capers
00:43:55It was impossible to like
00:43:57Tick every box
00:43:59And tie up every little storyline
00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy
00:44:03You can't do it
00:44:04Finale's at the worst
00:44:05Your voice makes me want to kill myself
00:44:09Oh, sorry
00:44:10What's that bad?
00:44:10How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the day?
00:44:15No, I already said that
00:44:16Oh, come off it
00:44:17Don't give me that Huey safe in his playpen bollocks
00:44:20You left him in there
00:44:22Because you don't want to look him in the eye
00:44:24After a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done
00:44:27Let me give you a bit of advice
00:44:30Please don't
00:44:34Ain't nothing to feel guilty about
00:44:36Because that shit is going to get us all killed
00:44:38I mean, it is thankless and impossible work
00:44:41Hey, what did you guys think of the last finale?
00:44:43Good to work, asshole
00:44:44Great, I'm fucking starving
00:44:46Where do you want to pop out?
00:44:47Bunk 19
00:44:53Wait, that's a Vaughn Freedom Camp
00:44:55Is it?
00:44:56No, no, no, no
00:44:56You said I got to stick a divan
00:44:58That gets fucking lasered in half
00:44:59Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, isn't it?
00:45:02It's complicated
00:45:03And I don't want to get into that right now
00:45:04I'm fucking half
00:45:05Hey, our friends are about to be killed
00:45:08So you're going to dig us a hole
00:45:09Or I'll bury you in one
00:45:18Drive the action to the climax
00:45:20Drive the action to the climax
00:45:24Drive the action to the climax
00:45:32You guys are going to want to stay back
00:46:04Have fun in the shithole
00:46:05Ladies first
00:46:06Fuck you
00:46:08I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:08I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:10I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:12I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:14I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:14I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:16I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:18I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:23I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:24I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:26I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:28I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:28I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:29I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:30I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:30I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:30I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:32I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:34I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:37I'll bury you in the shithole
00:46:49Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?
00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.
00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I used this for the A story
00:47:00and the Reacher's pack I'm working on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02Take that as a yes.
00:47:25Oh, fuck.
00:47:31Surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:35The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you going to sandbag me with the Gedolkin virus?
00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick!
00:48:01Hmm?
00:48:03Hmm!
00:48:11Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ.
00:48:22William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself,
00:48:39what you've become, and you did all that for me.
00:48:49You know, but that, that is devotion.
00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you are the only one that's
00:49:04ever challenged me.
00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:36Come on.
00:49:37Lonnie's gonna fly us out.
00:49:52Billy!
00:49:53Que-
00:49:54Billy!
00:49:54Billy!
00:49:55Oh, shit.
00:50:01What the fuck?
00:50:03Billy!
00:50:04Billy!
00:50:06Through the door!
00:50:07Is there?
00:50:14Shut up!
00:50:15Get down.
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:24Link.
00:50:25Reggie.
00:50:40It's okay. It's okay. Just stay there, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:02Hey, Dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm going to chop that thing up like a party saw.
00:51:30Don't you fucking move!
00:51:32Get your hands up before I can see them.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up before I can see them!
00:51:43Hold her tight.
00:51:50But where is she going?
00:51:54My son says he's gonna win.
00:52:04I'll be here!
00:52:06No!
00:52:08I'll be here!
00:52:14Thank you!
00:52:17I'm sorry!
00:52:17What are you doing now?
00:52:18What're you doing now?
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:53:03Fuck this.
00:53:04She's not coming back.
00:53:05Huey, we have to go.
00:53:06We have to go now.
00:53:08She's coming back.
00:53:09She can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:22Deliaaaaaaam!
00:54:03She's coming back.
00:54:33She's coming back.
00:54:53French hit the van?
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:57Come on in.
00:55:00You hurt?
00:55:01Where the hell were you?
00:55:37Yeah, I know. And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly.
00:55:42I don't know if you...
00:55:44I don't know if you...
00:56:11I don't know if you...
00:56:15You can catch the A-Train after all.
00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:34That's so funny.
00:56:38What was I so afraid of?
00:56:41You...
00:56:42You are...
00:56:46Fucking nothing.
00:56:49Really?
00:56:56Really?
00:56:58You're just an empty fucking suit?
00:57:01You take away these powers.
00:57:04And what are you, huh?
00:57:07Pathetic.
00:57:10Weak.
00:57:13Sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:15He's dead.
00:57:23Yeah...
00:57:23Whoa.
00:57:24Yeah...
00:57:24Hm.
00:57:33Ah, man.
00:57:38Hey, man.
00:57:39Hey, man.
00:57:39Hey, man.
00:57:40Oh, you Heather.
00:57:41Hey, man.
00:57:41Hey,ка.
00:57:41Oh, shuck three haters.
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