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00:00Last season on Mama Jean.
00:02Where the hell is Josh at?
00:03We're getting a f***ing divorce.
00:04Girly pop!
00:05My marriage to Josh have been broken for years.
00:08We do need to make this divorce final.
00:10You sure that's what you want to do?
00:11Yeah.
00:15Alana was focused on her second year of college.
00:17You get to study in my little future nurse.
00:20Yeah, girl.
00:20But the divorce news hit her hard.
00:22It's like, what?
00:23Half of the time I call Dada with the questions I need
00:25and half of the time I call you?
00:27I feel like the whole family's just gonna be ripped apart.
00:30Mama, on the other hand, wasted no time celebrating.
00:33Let's go!
00:35It's no secret that I've never liked Josh.
00:37And she had her sights set on a new place.
00:39I'm ready to move out of the house Anna passed away in.
00:43Pumpkin!
00:44What?
00:44Meanwhile, Jessica had secret plans of her own.
00:47She didn't even tell nobody.
00:49Nobody!
00:50You about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
00:52Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
00:54Cannot stand Cheyenne.
00:55After 10 years of marriage, I was single and ready to mingle.
00:59I am gonna make myself happy.
01:01I'm gonna live life.
01:02And I met someone I really clicked with.
01:05Where are you going?
01:05Quit asking me so many questions.
01:06I'll be back.
01:07There's something going on and I wanna know.
01:09Yeah, I'll be there in like 15 minutes.
01:11When it came to Josh, I wanted us to focus on co-parenting.
01:18And keep him out of my dating life.
01:20When you gonna tell Josh it's his cousin?
01:23Darren.
01:24Wow.
01:25Nobody really knows.
01:26We're keeping on the DL.
01:27But then Jessica went ahead and stabbed me in the back.
01:30Why do y'all have flowers?
01:32I've seen married couples separate and find their way back to each other.
01:35She might be talking to somebody else.
01:37Who is it?
01:38Be your cousin Darren.
01:40Hearing who it was that Punkin was seeing was sickening.
01:43So it was time to open a can of whoop-ass on that traitor?
01:46Jessica.
01:47It's literally my ex-husband.
01:48So whose side are you on here?
01:50I'm actually in the middle.
01:52I'm not even kidding.
01:53I'm not your sister.
01:54Don't call me.
01:54Bye.
02:11Let's do it.
02:12I got some thick, heavy cream for you, June.
02:15There we go.
02:16Uh-huh.
02:16Mm-hmm.
02:17This is a workout.
02:19How do you do that?
02:21Wait.
02:22They just...
02:23Wait.
02:24How do they do that?
02:27I'll be in the garage if you need me.
02:29June, what are you doing?
02:30How do you do this?
02:34I did it.
02:36Oh.
02:36I gotta get my undercarriage cooled off.
02:39June, that's nasty.
02:41I'm back and I'm hotter than ever.
02:43I got my fan and my ice maker working overtime
02:46because these hot flashes been flashing.
02:49Now you're gonna stay just nice and cool just like that.
02:51You're gonna ruin my new couch.
02:53It's in a bag.
02:54Put it back on your head.
02:55It's my undercarriage.
02:56I didn't need to keep your cold.
02:59A few months ago, I had cysts on my ovaries.
03:02I had to have an emergency hysterape to me.
03:05She's at a surgery room and they're back here to recovery.
03:09I'm feeling great right now.
03:12Okay.
03:13Great.
03:13Yep.
03:14She needs to go back to sleep.
03:15So, yep.
03:16That's it.
03:17She's safe.
03:18It's all out.
03:19Bye-bye uterus.
03:20And hello, menopause.
03:24Oh, these pills.
03:25I got pills coming in like crazy between medical bills,
03:29moving into this new house.
03:30I love the new house.
03:32It's a bigger house.
03:34Katie P pretty much has got like the top floor to herself.
03:37And she's loving that.
03:41Oh.
03:43What?
03:45A bridal shop?
03:46For Jess and Cheyenne, you can't call me?
03:53Hmm.
03:54Oh, anyway, next.
04:00These are the test results.
04:02With all these doctor's appointments that I have on,
04:04all this testing that they're running,
04:05I do not understand that lingo.
04:08Oh, this global man in belly ribbon.
04:12But, you know, we have our own personal nurse
04:16that we call now.
04:17And she dumbs it down for us.
04:19Oh, Lana's in the car car.
04:21Hey, what's up?
04:22Hey, look.
04:23I know you're like super busy,
04:24but do you have time for like a quick like telehealth?
04:27Oh, my God.
04:28That's what doctors do.
04:29I'm not a doctor.
04:30I'm going to be a pediatric nurse.
04:32Okay.
04:33Well, we need pediatric health.
04:34You're not pediatric.
04:37So I need you to break down these test results here.
04:40What do these, like, numbers mean?
04:45Okay, but look at this picture.
04:47You got one of these yet?
04:50Yeah.
04:51And what do you think about Pumpkin?
04:52You think Pumpkin didn't go?
04:52Because last time they were together,
04:53it was really bad.
04:54I don't know if Pumpkin's going to go.
04:56Well, are you going to go if you're not in school?
04:59Okay.
04:59We'll have to figure that out.
05:01Okay.
05:02Bye, Nurse Thompson.
05:04Bye.
05:07KPP, here you go.
05:08I need you to fan me.
05:10You're really going to sit there and fan her?
05:12Yep.
05:12KDP, you got the wind tunnel going off.
05:15That's way better than I could ever do.
05:16So is that good anything else?
05:18I'm going to fan yourself right now.
05:20I'm not too hot.
05:21You never had been too hot.
05:25Oh, wow.
05:27Bye.
05:46Breakfast is ready.
06:05What are you doing, burning the house down here?
06:06I'm not trying to.
06:08You burning them?
06:09I don't know I'm burning them.
06:09They're just crispy.
06:11The fact that you're going to feed me breakfast late and give me a kiss first is crazy as hell.
06:15Give me a kiss then.
06:16Give me a kiss.
06:19And this is my boyfriend, Darren.
06:25After six months of me and Darren Day-In, I figured it was best us trying to move in together
06:30and see how that life is.
06:32We were together every day anyway.
06:34Either she was at my house or I was at her house and then with the kids and everything.
06:38So it just kind of made more sense.
06:40It does.
06:40And Mama P is officially in her happy life era.
06:43You know all the things I just love about you.
06:45What's that?
06:46I just like that you can communicate with me and you always like try to make me happy.
06:51And we always do things that I want to do and sometimes what you want to do.
06:56Sometimes.
06:58Darren, tell us about that tattoo on your neck.
07:01It's her lips.
07:02Now they're there forever.
07:03Me and Darren decided to get matching tattoos because I mean, you only live once, you know?
07:08So bang.
07:09We got mine right here.
07:12What time are you going to get the kids back this weekend?
07:15Probably the normal time.
07:17I probably should go then for a little bit while he does that.
07:19Um, yeah, I guess.
07:22I ain't trying to ruffle no feathers.
07:24We've already done that.
07:26Yeah, that's what they say.
07:29Everyone thinks I did Josh so dirty.
07:31And while yes, I did my dirt and I've admitted to that, Josh also did wrong too.
07:37And listen, the cameras aren't around 24-7.
07:40And if you want to talk about who moved on quicker, he's got a whole new family.
07:44I mean, I don't know, amongst all the things that are going to get easier,
07:47I do hope that like the kids coming back and then us having like a few rough days, I hope
07:51that part gets easier.
07:52You know, just like everything else with time, I'm sure that was just pretty good too at all.
07:56Yeah.
07:56Eventually.
07:57Bentley's gotten kind of used to it.
07:58Yeah.
07:59You know, the kids spend one week with me and one week with their daddy.
08:02You can get the kids back on Sunday and usually on Monday, they're still, you know, wondering why he had
08:07to drop them off.
08:08And the only thing that really matters to me is all the kids know that mama and daddy both love
08:13them.
08:13But the biggest issue for Josh is still Darren.
08:16Josh hates Darren.
08:18Darren and Josh are cousins, not by blood or anything.
08:23Josh's stepdad is related to Darren by blood.
08:26I mean, we weren't ever like super close to him, but you know, I'd see him around at family events
08:32and I mean, we'd talk and chop it up and everything was fine.
08:35But all of a sudden, I'm the enemy here, so.
08:40When it comes to pick up and drop off, I do ask Darren to leave to avoid Josh's hotheadedness or
08:46World War III happening.
08:48It is so quiet here without all the kids.
08:51It drives me insane during the day when you're at work.
08:54I'm sorry I have a real job.
08:56I'll just tell you what, you are real handsome this morning.
08:59Thank you, what do you want?
09:00You are.
09:01You want something?
09:02Some more juice.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Please.
09:04I bet you do.
09:06He drank it all.
09:07Yeah, I had to, them dry ass biscuits.
09:17Okay, I'm sorry.
09:18Hello.
09:19Hey guys.
09:21Welcome in.
09:21Can I do five of the kids?
09:24Here you.
09:24Pancake.
09:25Lab Jack.
09:26Daddy.
09:27She put these ones.
09:29I want yellow.
09:30I want yellow.
09:31I want yellow.
09:32I want yellow.
09:32I want yellow.
09:34I want yellow.
09:35Son, for the love of God.
09:37Having all the kids is controlled chaos for sure.
09:41Everybody's growing up.
09:42Ella Grace is like the mother hen.
09:44Papa, no, you did not call on the table.
09:46What was calling on the table?
09:52Stella is just the sweetest little princess.
09:55Me?
09:56Yeah.
09:57What's your favorite animal?
09:58Yeah.
09:59Okay.
10:00Silas, he's a ball of chaos by himself, but he's sweet.
10:05Yeah.
10:10Do you want me to picture?
10:12Mm-hmm.
10:13Billy is sort of a tyrant himself.
10:15I mean, he's obsessed with dinosaurs.
10:17I see.
10:18I got a russurreptor.
10:19I got a russurreptor.
10:20A russurreptor.
10:21A russurreptor.
10:22He keeps everybody laughing though, especially himself.
10:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:33If a little sister would have came, there would be three girls and three boys who would
10:37be, um, equal but now there's too many boys.
10:40And she's still too fresh, baby.
10:41She's got to stay at home, okay?
10:43Then she...
10:45having four kids is amazing you know what's even better having five
10:51get a divorce and have fun they said fun bit me in the ass the kids are with me on
10:57the weeks
10:57they're with pumpkin it's like you figured i'd get sleep get some things done but no it's uh
11:02poopy diapers and 2 a.m feedings all jokes aside though she is a precious little angel
11:08you know the baby's mother and i we live together and we're trying to figure it out
11:14that's what two people with the same mindset do is just try to figure things out i miss you guys
11:19when you're at mama's whoops hot in here hello hey what are you doing holding laundry i got some tea
11:41for you you got an invitation for jesse for you for what for her and cheyenne's bridal shower i highly
11:48doubt i'd be invited to something like that check her down now see if you got one hey baby you
11:53see
11:54my keys my mom wants me to go down here and check the damn mailbox the fact you're gonna drive
11:58to the
11:58mailbox is crazy if i had to go all the way down there to the mailbox you best believe i'm
12:02getting
12:02in the ac because ain't no way i'm sweating going to look for something jesse supposedly sent me
12:09i don't know what's taking you so damn long
12:14oh my god well hold on we'll be careful now
12:26coming up on mama june are you excited
12:30where's your mom i mean mama hasn't texted me asking how the wedding planning's going i did send
12:35my mom an invitation we're gonna have to talk about that do you miss your family i mean i do
12:40talk to
12:41pumpkin a lot and i mean i don't really talk to josh anymore like after the divorce he just kind
12:45of
12:45stopped talking to me for josh not to talk to me is kind of effed up you know i'm a
12:50new lana i don't do
12:51the drama anymore josh is gonna be at the house really soon josh hates dan and i am not in
12:56the mood for
12:56them to have a knockout drag out today rushed date night i mean i have a say-so hey kids
13:01we're
13:01leaving in 15. you need to hurry up i ain't afraid of josh pumpkin
13:13you got the invitation for jesse p for her and cheyenne's bridal shower
13:22i mean i got the invite but i'm not going uh yes you are
13:26for what reason why why should i go jimbo they probably only sent that because they feel bad
13:36it has always been me lana and jessica above everybody else no lies no secrets always the
13:45sisters and for jessica to betray me and snitch on me say what i was doing to josh i never
13:52thought
13:52jessica would be this type of person and she still hasn't said i'm sorry and so no i can't forgive
13:57her so i'll see you at the bridal shower with the gift in hand yeah you ain't gonna see me
14:03and i damn
14:04sure ain't gonna have no damn gift well think about it at least not fortunate family dinner
14:09i reckon all right all right bye pumpkin hasn't talked to jessica in months and i totally understand
14:15why pumpkin is mad at jessica but sisters shouldn't be fighting over anyone especially someone like josh
14:21look at this damn i can talk to her no you know i haven't other than seeing her at soccer
14:31games but
14:31i'm not going out my way to speak to her i'm not calling her i almost thinks i should go
14:35just be
14:35cordial that is your sister and i think you should go you always talk about we ain't got much family
14:41all we got is each other so yeah your sister did some it shouldn't have happened it is what it
14:46is but
14:46like we're just we're just she's just dead to you now because of one thing yes she hasn't even
14:53apologized that's the big kicker here and you don't understand my family just yet they stress me
14:58out i think everybody's family stresses them out but yeah not like mine i think the shores takes the
15:05cake i'm gonna get in the shower you know what that means come on you ain't gotta tell me twice
15:11i know
15:20it's me first welcome to scrambles can i get y'all started with some treats uh sweet tea please
15:27sprite all right no problem so are you excited just a little bit are you excited i'm excited i'm still
15:34think it's crazy though that you wanted to marry me yeah sometimes i need to run
15:43where's your mom
15:48hey mama hey y'all can i get you something to drink man sweet tea please sounds good
15:55trini is like the closest thing i've ever had to having a normal mom
16:00her and cheyenne are super close and i mean she's always been supportive of our relationship
16:04it's important for me and cheyenne to get married i mean for one i came out i found somebody that
16:09i truly
16:09love
16:12what better way to celebrate it than having a wedding so as far as the bridal shower goes what
16:17do y'all think we should do here i was thinking like we could do like a backyard thing they
16:22don't
16:22have to be nothing fancy you'll kind of go with the boho western theme get like bandanas and little
16:27glass jars paint those make it look rustic i actually think i want a taco bar let's do a taco
16:33bar
16:34i want to have gas i don't care oh that sounds really good i'm gonna be outside some anyway so
16:38you'll be good yeah what about your mom and pumpkin and them did you invite them i did send my
16:44mom an
16:45invitation she says she's coming i don't know can we focus on the no
16:54i did send pumpkin one too why would you invite her to clear things up at a bridal shower what
17:01she
17:02means is she doesn't want to have a conversation with anybody so just inviting her is oh we're done
17:08we're over it pumpkin shows up then everything will be back to its normal self things go by so much
17:14smoother when you just ignore it i know my family's dysfunctional i mean i haven't talked to mama or
17:20pumpkin since the big blow up but i'm hoping that they want to be there for my big day but
17:24i still
17:24stand on telling josh because it was the right thing to do as far as the bridal shower goes i'm
17:29good i have that you don't have to ask for anything but the wedding and you're we're gonna have to
17:35talk
17:36about that trina's paying for our bridal shower and chipping in on the wedding but we're also trying
17:41to save up money to help with the wedding but working at a daycare doesn't help because weddings
17:46are expensive all righty here's our chicken and waffles thank you your mom welcome to come but she
17:53can leave her potty mouth at her house everyone knows mama june but i got the pleasure of meeting
18:02her in person team get up make you mad my granddaughter harper and her granddaughter ella
18:08play on the same soccer game and i always see her at every game up and down the sidelines cussing
18:16raising all kinds of cane trying to be the center of attention at kids soccer games
18:25everyone's looking it's so embarrassing i'm not gonna have all that at my event
18:31it's gonna be a drama free bridal shower so that doesn't even sound like her family but the wedding
18:36we're gonna have to talk about that have you decided where you want to have it like they have
18:41them places it's kind of it looks like a barn and they have a lake out there so with location
18:46comes
18:48money has your mom mentioned helping with the wedding yet that's funny she's doing her half
18:56i mean june paid for pumpkins that's bull crap why can't she help us
19:02it's not that we don't know she would help i just haven't asked yet i'll go talk to her
19:08yeah that's what you're gonna have to deal with if you don't just ask her
19:14coming up on mama june come here give me a hug here they go
19:20you must not want to get married i do want to get you don't want it bad enough you don't
19:24sound like it
19:24ugh come over to ask you something what we were wondering if you could help out with the wedding
19:39what you got for us to taste test this week a surprise every sunday is jesse gonna come
19:45yeah sure what about the kiddos they coming no they're with josh we started this like sunday dinner
19:51thing at my house what is today taste test sunday i'm doing waffles i'm frying it me two eggs and
19:58we're making bacon you just gotta whisk it it's a little bit hard everybody knows about it's in the
20:02group chat but jessica says nothing back in the chat but i think the reason why jessica doesn't come
20:09around for sunday dinners is because like cheyenne it's just very controlling eight great there's a
20:16protein right here i got that good protein for you yeah yeah chocolate's an aphrodisiac did you
20:23not know that you want to try some yeah let me eat some of it you need to eat some
20:29of it
20:31we bought some stuff in case this isn't so good we bought some fried chicken and some mac and cheese
20:37what are you gonna try this your favorite dish what the hell is that is that what is it corn
20:41and
20:41butter no bitch that's caught his cheese yeah darren is a lot different than josh okay darren is more
20:50like family oriented he never tells pumpkin that she can't come over or we can't come over now with
20:56josh on the other hand he wasn't doing no dinners he couldn't get over his hatred for me i mean
21:02it's
21:03no thing i can't stand that either why would you disrespect corn in that way and putting cottage
21:09cheese in it he's got a taste of the cheese to it it's not that bad there's no taste to
21:15it it ain't
21:16that good either dude you got some cottage cheese free corn darren being involved with my mama like
21:22sunday dinners and wanting me to have a relationship with my mom is completely opposite from what josh
21:27would have wanted like josh continuously kind of like try to push me away from my mama and darren's
21:32always like no like let's go do something with your mom and honestly i love that we are eating
21:38damn it you just scratched me i don't give a get out of my damn kitchen you kicked me out
21:44of the
21:44kitchen i'm leaving it's almost done so sitting at the tower for 15 minutes set up 15 minute timer
21:53you need your man to help you june no i got it you better enjoy that sweet tea because you
21:57know what
21:58your ass is gonna be parched when you're eating i'm not gonna be parched that chicken's gonna be dry as
22:02hell
22:02you made four hours ago but you can't tell time i don't give a here they go yeah give me
22:09a hug
22:10no come here come here give me a hug no no come here you fat come here give me some
22:16love
22:17quit acting like that go get on some goddamn wear
22:22bitch fixing to steal some more of your sweet tea for my part yes i am no you're not quick
22:28no you're
22:30not you know i do think it's so cute how you and my mama get along you know yeah i
22:36reckon i just like
22:37getting her tuned up no i mean damn damn you know you miss me let me make a little seat
22:44right here
22:45like the pillows over gene or what i don't give a
22:48let me ask you a question what you always like trying to ruffle all my feathers i just like to
22:53see how loud you can get you get a little bit louder when i show up because you're loud you're
22:57loud i don't talk over you whatever you signed on to pumpkin you signed on to me oh boy
23:04so what y'all think about the cheesy chicken it's pretty good for real well what about old jessica have
23:09you decided whether you want to the bridal shower or not i thought about it and i've decided that i'm
23:13not
23:13gonna go i mean have you like really talked to her she refuses to talk to me she don't apologize
23:19i
23:19think she will apologize if you you know give her a chance one-on-one at the right scene at
23:23the right
23:23time but i mean y'all are scissors that's why you should go you know what i'm saying it's always
23:29been
23:29the four of us look you know how dysfunctional our family is it is worse we argue one minute and
23:34an
23:34hour later we're back talking so you and jess gonna need to work out your differences she only
23:38didn't get married one time before i listen to any of y'all i'm gonna listen to myself
23:43and that keeps you in trouble this has been nice but i gotta go to work in the morning so
23:48i'll see
23:49you next sunday and she'll see you at the bridal shower that's right you are gonna go to the
23:55show you i'm not i'm not going later jane all right
24:16coco look at me are they ugly or you like them you like them
24:20two shakes if you like them get one one more one more one more shake hey bookie bean
24:28what you want book a bean look at this so i found some flowers they're not the best the printer
24:35is
24:36crappy come on coco go to my mom they're not the cutest but it's okay pop a orange little orange
24:42red
24:42action our dream wedding would be like a rustic barn maybe some hanging lights i mean what are you
24:49thinking boo old antiques mason jars you do the rustic orange and the green just really country we
24:56need to know about how much money we're gonna have before we even try to pick a place so that
25:01goes back
25:01to you talking to your mom you're stressing me out you're all excited with the flowers and planning
25:07everything now i'm just like my mom's been doing everything i know coco beans even over it you must not
25:14want to get married i do want to you don't want it bad enough you don't want it bad enough
25:18i do want
25:19to marry you baby then talk to your mom because you don't sound like it i feel bad for trying
25:25to get
25:25out of this but i don't think cheyenne gets it i mean mama hasn't texted me asking how i was
25:30doing
25:31how the wedding planning is going we all know how it is she's got pumpkin who's the favorite alana was
25:36her little money maker when anna got sick she became mother of the year and then it's me jessica if
25:42i
25:42ask mom if she says no then that just proves further that i'm the black sheep let me go figure
25:47this out okay i love you love you too i mean it yeah yeah yeah don't even plan on pulling
25:52back in the
25:53driveway here goes nothing hello hello jesse what are you doing here she's coming to see y'all's new
26:09house well come on in come on i mean well do i need to come in because did june hit
26:14you no i had
26:15like a pimple so i just covered it up i gotta talk to her and i just want to make
26:20sure she's in a good
26:20mood we're gonna leave you with that one all by yourself oh yeah let me know how it goes no
26:27oh great
26:30oh what are you doing here come to see my mom well i mean you ain't been coming to sunny
26:36dinners
26:37been in the group chat no jessica no cheyenne i've been busy planning a wedding remember
26:45oh yeah i did get that invitation in the mail are you gonna go yeah i'm gonna go is pumpkin
26:50going
26:51well i mean i told her dumbass that she needs to show up yeah i did what did pumpkin say
26:56she claimed
26:57that she was gonna see what she's gonna do and i told her to put her big girl panties on
27:00and just
27:00say we don't need to fight no more yeah her what are you actually doing over here does cheyenne let
27:06you off the leash for a minute i ain't been here but a few minutes and you're already trying to
27:12get
27:12your digs in on cheyenne well i mean she's the reason why you don't come around she is not the
27:17reason why i don't come around i choose not to you and pumpkin always let me the scapegoat
27:21not me pumpkin y'all are crazy i need to come over to ask you something
27:32what you know the wedding we're trying to plan it
27:36trina's helped a lot with the bridal shower and she's got that covered
27:42but we were wondering if you could help out with the wedding
27:49coming up on mama jean why don't you call trina and be like hey what can i help with
27:54you don't have to use a cup of that this because i am not watching my mouth
27:58hey kids we're leaving in 15. josh is going to be at the house really soon to drop the kids
28:03off
28:03i know you're gonna quit rushing me you need to hurry up josh and darren haven't been in the same
28:08room
28:08and i am not in the mood for them to have a knockout drag out today i ain't afraid of
28:12josh
28:20i did come over to ask you something trina's helped a lot with the bridal shower we were
28:26wondering if you could help out with the wedding i mean you don't have to pay for the whole thing
28:32but
28:32just help in places we need help why is it always money mama because it's a wedding
28:40i thought buying the girls what they wanted giving them money would fix all my problems would fix my
28:45relationship and make their relationship more perfect no doctor has shown me that transactional
28:49relationships are toxic relationships really breakfast is ready baby girl we don't have all
28:55morning well i may get up by bringing gifts you're not supposed to be buying our love june june no
29:03i have really been doing really good about that for the last couple years but i guess jessica forgot
29:08that little tidbit where's my mom at cheyenne's got her mama every step of the way she's there
29:13where's june i mean i don't know what kind of a striving getting wedding that y'all are trying
29:19to plan i mean we're very basic we were wanting to have like a small location but i mean you
29:24really
29:24need to know if you're gonna help with money so i mean like y'all had big things in your
29:29life i paid
29:30for your college and everything and then i paid for pumpkin's wedding you said i'm never gonna get
29:36married i'm never gonna have kids well now you're almost 30 and decides oh i'm deciding that i want
29:42to get married can you at least just think about it no oh i look at it this way that
29:50the girls have
29:51got like something big paid by me i mean pumpkin's wedding jessica's college and i gave a lot of the
29:59big
29:59fact check to help her get established in colorado and when anna was alive i mean i helped pay her
30:04bills i made sure that she had everything she needed through the cancer treatments and i'm not
30:10doing that anymore because the bank of mama june is closed you know that i can get stuff for free
30:17i'll call in some favors well you can't get a whole building for free hey i'm mama june can i
30:23play for my
30:24gay daughter's wedding with a promo shoot a pride commercial for you if you let my lesbian daughter
30:30get married here it's not how it works you can get married like anywhere you can get married right
30:37there on my back porch and that is super free and then instead of me like helping out with money
30:44i can help decorate but the thing is though you don't know anything about the wedding june
30:51you don't even ask me what colors we're doing what we're thinking about right here at the dg and get
30:56some flowers i know your favorite colors are purple and crimson red just because them are our favorite
31:01colors doesn't mean that's the colors well i know y'all going with alabama this is what i'm talking
31:06about you don't know nothing well maybe you showed up more like sunday dinner and we would know more mama
31:15the last time i've seen all of y'all everybody was dogging me you think jim by what a cinch
31:20on me
31:21not a job oh i stand on i did nothing wrong okay well bye jesus mother of the year goes
31:32to g
31:32yep remember no longer transactional relationships
32:01i almost wrecked my whole scooter
32:05you know you're not supposed to ride those if you're like under 18. i didn't know that you
32:09didn't get a dy on them victoria was telling me that yeah you can get a dy with alcohol i
32:15guess
32:15because it was motorized girl you don't know really what happened to judith last night wait what
32:19happened one of the patients hit me with her purse was her purse full i think so no like it
32:26finding friends out here was definitely tough just because of who i am and you never know if like
32:31people have good intentions or not but luckily enough i come across a really good group of
32:36friends and they have been amazing through the whole nursing process through literally everything
32:41i've gone through yeah i feel like in the ed that's where it gets oh my god the ed is
32:45so it's probably so
32:46crazy there that's why i don't want to work there uh-uh that's why i want to work in like
32:50the pick you
32:51so then the little babies they don't jump on me that's true i feel like it's so fitting for you
32:55because
32:55you like have such like a mom like yeah and i have all these dadgum nieces and nephews you're already
33:01a pro do you miss your family i do i think for the like i'm not going to say i
33:06don't miss my family
33:07but if they call me and i don't want to talk to them i don't answer yeah that is nice
33:10because i stay
33:11at home with my family and they're just always in my business i mean i do talk to pumpkin a
33:15lot
33:15because obviously she's my sister and i mean i don't really talk to josh anymore because like after
33:21the divorce he just kind of stopped talking to me that's hard i mean he is going through a lot
33:25and
33:25the divorce was like very hard on him so it's like pumpkin and josh basically were my parents for a
33:30long time and for josh not to talk to me is kind of effed up you know because i'm like
33:36where you at
33:36you're a ghost now i'm a new lana i don't do the drama anymore during our summer semester i feel
33:42like
33:42it's going to be like exam exam exam exam exam exam and i'm going to be dying dying dying dying
33:46dying
33:46i feel like the whole nursing program is going to go fast i hope so i i want my degree
33:51to be done
33:52i'm ready to graduate tomorrow actually yes i finished my sophomore year which means i finished
33:58all my prereqs that means i'm basically 50 a nurse i'm so proud of myself i got a 3.75
34:06grade point average
34:07so now i'm moving on to like the actual nursing program which is very exciting i get to go to
34:13summer
34:13classes which will probably be a little hard on me just because i've never really had to take
34:18school during the summer but as always lana's gonna get it done either way are you gonna go back
34:23home um i don't know yet my sister jessica she's having like a bridal shower so oh my gosh a
34:29wedding
34:29on the way yeah talking about weddings are you and jaylen gonna get married soon
34:38we'll see what happens coming up on mama jean it sounds like your problem is kind of like with trina
34:44i mean she stays on her side of jones county i stay on my side y'all are going to
34:47become best friends
34:49what that ass says goes tell them thought of seeing both of them together is a nightmare i mean i
34:55say so you need to hurry up maybe it started getting a little toasty out there sound like you
35:09got a little toasty in here too well she was asking for money well they always ask for for what
35:14though
35:14her wedding because trina's doing everything trina being a wiener maybe try to insert yourself a little
35:22more like take the initiative to like be a part of it sounds like your problem is kind of like
35:43with
35:43trina trina and cheyenne it is like they're two in one like trina's ass is right here and cheyenne's
35:51head is up in her intestines maybe they have the same relationship that you and the girls have
35:57i mean you used to always holler about it was always just me and the girls and nobody else maybe
36:02that's why they're so close and now she got jessica like over there like under her little spell i don't
36:09know i hate trina why don't you go out of your way and call trina and insert yourself and be
36:16like hey
36:16what can i help with well i mean i ain't really known trina like that y'all are going to
36:20become
36:20best friends you don't have to use a couple that this whatever because i am not watching my mouth
36:27well you know y'all are going to be related we already know that you can pray for me on
36:31sunday
36:32baby at the church house okay
36:43where are you even taking me i got a little a little surprise planned for you i do
36:51candles are you gonna make one too i reckon
36:58welcome to zane
37:00you like it and i'll be right with y'all thank you so much you're welcome pumpkin tries to act
37:05all
37:05tough but i know deep down that that whole jessica situation it really did hurt her and it got her
37:12in
37:12a little funky place so i found this little candle place about about an hour away josh is he's gonna
37:18bring the kids back later on this evening but before he does i'll see if maybe we can't just
37:22have a fun little date day you ever made a candle before no i burn them okay so y'all
37:28go ahead and
37:28start off by grabbing aprons and choosing your fragrance okay all right me and josh first got
37:34together we were pretty much kids i got a bun in the oven chili i'm pregnant
37:39i got pregnant very quickly i got married very quickly we had to grow up very quickly
37:46come on pretty girl so daddy confessed about money then money then we didn't have time for dates we
37:52didn't have time to you know be young and be kind of like in love and with darren that's the
37:59complete
37:59opposite i'm able to just like kind of be in my feminine era i like that how'd you even find
38:05this
38:05play i might have done some googling and some research and put a little time into this oh okay
38:10i'm sorry i'm not used to things like this yeah i might like you a little bit
38:18you're just kind of cracking me up in this apron
38:23you know a candle would be a good gift for maybe a bridal shower at your sister's house is that
38:28why you
38:28bought me here and give her your candle she's not getting my candle give her your candle i think
38:33i'm gonna name mine jesse distressi yeah just burn it up and be done with it huh yeah
38:42come on side come on side hello how are you doing i need socks how many you need okay
38:53so whether the kids are adjusted to coming back and forth or not i'm still not adjusted to dropping my
38:58kids off every week it sucks for me it's very emotional i just try to hide the pain by doing
39:04something fun with the kids before i drop them off so you know we're going to go to a little
39:08fun
39:08place and let them run rampant
39:16where's my socks at hey ellie oh even though punk is not talking to me i still want to see
39:28the kids i
39:28mean her and josh were together 10 plus years and we're like family so if josh has the kids i'm
39:34gonna
39:34go hang out with them what are you doing huh what are you doing where's sasa you want to go
39:41get on
39:41trampoline yeah perfect
39:49what bright idea did you have to bring these kids up in here imagine getting them out i like to
39:53go do
39:54fun things that's going to be the worst part what have y'all been up to we're planning in this
39:58bridal
39:58shower did you get your invite i did you know me and punk is still ain't talking so we need
40:05somebody
40:05to bring the kids you know i don't have the kids that week i mean i was asking you to
40:13bring the kids
40:13and she doesn't show up josh
40:26mix and four yes it's 25 stirs you want to count i can't count with 25 you bought me on
40:31the date night
40:32you're supposed to take charge
40:38oh what we're supposed to get the kids back a little bit and we're still an hour from the house
40:42so you'll be okay no i'll tell you what's crazy as hell the fact i planned this whole date for
40:49you
40:49you're trying to rush me through it listen to me you gotta leave before josh gets here we're gonna be
40:56fine everything oh my god i think we're ready calm down it's okay get your things and come on last
41:04time
41:04i planned an hour away trip with you what are you gonna name your candle rushed date night
41:11josh is gonna be at the house really soon to drop the kids off thank you so much you're welcome
41:16josh and darren haven't been in the same room since me and darren started dating because josh hates
41:21darren and i tried to avoid that whole situation and i am not in the mood for them to have
41:25a knockout
41:25drag out today oh i know you're gonna quit rushing me we're planning in this bridal shower so we need
41:34somebody to bring the kids just tell her that ella's going sure darren and pumpkin might be there
41:41and the thought of seeing both of them together is a nightmare what dada says goes tell them i mean
41:49i have a say so hey kids we're leaving in 15. come on
42:07here kiddo i'm not playing with you fix it josh is gonna be there like come on yeah well today
42:13just
42:13might be the day pumpkin and i don't know what to tell you i'm sorry i ain't afraid of josh
42:21pumpkin you need to hurry up
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