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A highlight of Binary Brothers in Cobra Kai, martial arts and action-filled.
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00:10Is it cool if I sit here?
00:12Oh, sorry.
00:13The table's really blowing up right now.
00:15I can put you on the wait list,
00:17but it's probably next semester at the earliest.
00:21Okay.
00:22No, I'm kidding.
00:23Sit.
00:27Miguel.
00:28Dimitri.
00:29This is Eli.
00:32He's a man of few words.
00:42Dude, don't torture yourself.
00:44Those are the rich girls.
00:49Did you ever talk to them?
00:50Oh, yeah, all the time.
00:52We hang out after school, make out,
00:54give each other handjobs.
00:56Now, Eli here is the homecoming king.
00:57Gets laid more than anyone.
00:59Isn't that right, Eli?
01:00Talk to them?
01:01You realize what table you're sitting at, right?
01:04You've pretty much signed away all hopes of losing your virginity before college.
01:09Shit.
01:10Yasmin's looking at us.
01:12Probably just making fun of me.
01:13I don't think she's making fun of you.
01:15I mean, just because they're hot doesn't mean they're mean.
01:19Oh, my God, you guys.
01:20You see that guy over there who looks like he went down on a lawnmower?
01:24I gotta say, it's nice to be at a victory party.
01:27Yeah, except you had nothing to do with the victory.
01:30Well, then I'd consider it a belated party for the coding competition we won at computer
01:35camp.
01:35Remember?
01:37Dimitri and Eli, binary brothers.
01:43Pull it with the nerd shit, huh?
01:48Still can't wait to read that new issue, huh?
01:52Nice hair.
01:53What is this, your Red Hulk phase?
01:56I saw your Yelp review.
01:58Take it down.
02:00And ruin my journalistic integrity?
02:02Look, I'm sorry, but someone had to say something.
02:05And besides, taking it down could hurt my Yelp elite status.
02:13I said, take it down.
02:16You think I'm afraid of you?
02:19I know who you really are.
02:21Eli.
02:23So why don't you, Rocksteady and Bebop, just leave me alone, okay?
02:32Great.
02:33So this is what it's come to.
02:35Gang assault.
02:36Take it down, or we take you down.
02:40You'd actually hurt me?
02:44Well, guess what?
02:45You're not the only one that knows karate.
02:47I just joined Miyaki-Do.
02:53All right.
02:55Let's see what you got.
03:18You check out the new Doctor Who trailer?
03:21I don't watch nerd shit.
03:27You know, uh, Moffitt isn't the showrunner anymore.
03:32Wait, really?
03:33Since when?
03:35Is there a new Doctor?
03:37What's he like?
03:38Oh.
03:40She's badass.
03:42She?
03:44No way.
03:52I give up, man.
03:54She's moved on.
03:57Defeat does not exist.
04:00There's that winning attitude that pushed her away in the first place.
04:05I think you need a healthy dose of inner peace.
04:10It's worked for me.
04:13Okay?
04:21She's what I thought.
04:24She's still a pussy.
04:26In the words of Eli's hero, Steve Jobs,
04:30I've got one more thing.
04:32Have any of you heard of sleep and uresis?
04:37Don't.
04:39That is the medical term, of course.
04:41In the King's English,
04:42it's good old-fashioned bedwetting.
04:46And Eli here is a pro.
04:49My mom even had a special air mattress for sleepovers.
04:52And she called it Eli's water bed.
04:58Screw mercy.
04:59You're a corpse.
05:02You don't have to go do me.
05:03Stay out of it, traitor.
05:05Hey.
05:05Don't touch him.
05:06Or what?
05:09Guys.
05:10Stop.
05:11We're friends.
05:12Oh, I smell a rumble.
05:16Cops!
05:18Cops!
05:21Demetri, you got lucky.
05:23I'll see you at school.
05:25Behold, what scientists believe to be the valley
05:29when dinosaurs roam the earth.
05:31Go ahead.
05:32Press the hydrosaur egg.
05:42Oh, not bad.
05:44My parents might not have to pay for my A this time.
05:47Or your parents will never have to pay for an A again.
05:54A 22-in-a-row new record.
05:59I mean, everything's to scale.
06:02And at 8,251 individual pieces,
06:05this meticulously assembled model
06:07represents the exact moment
06:08before the asteroid hit the...
06:17Oh, sorry, man.
06:19Looks like my ball just got away from me.
06:21It took me three weeks to build.
06:24Yeah.
06:25It took my ball three seconds to destroy.
06:28Do you have another one?
06:32Another week, another pissing contest.
06:34Although I shouldn't be surprised
06:35since you love pissing so much.
06:37You landed one kick.
06:39You got lucky.
06:41Better back off, or you won't be lucky.
06:46Yeah, like, you'll start anything, princess.
06:49Actually, why don't you go sleep around
06:50with someone new and break his heart?
06:53What's going on here, Ms. LaRusso?
06:55You know our new guidelines
06:56against physical contact.
06:58Did she enter your personal bubble
07:00without your verbal consent?
07:02Yeah, she definitely triggered me
07:04in my safe space.
07:04What are you talking about?
07:06He started by destroying my science project.
07:08That was an accident.
07:09I mean, you probably shouldn't bring
07:11your toys to school anyway.
07:13I don't want excuses.
07:14I just want you all to respect each other.
07:16She's right, guys.
07:17We should stop the aggression.
07:18Micro and macro.
07:20Oh, give me a break.
07:21Hey, consider this a warning, Ms. LaRusso.
07:24And get these Legos off the ground.
07:26Someone could get hurt.
07:29For you pansies, no space is safe.
07:41No, please stop.
07:42Eli, stop, stop.
07:43It's me.
07:44No, do it.
07:45No.
07:47Help me.
07:48Do it.
07:49Finish up.
07:49Do it, boss.
07:50Do it.
07:51I'll go.
07:51No, no, no.
07:52It's fine.
07:52I'll go.
07:52I'll go.
07:54I'll go.
07:55I'll go.
07:55Finish him.
07:56You won't.
07:59Damn it.
08:02Get.
08:03I see.
08:04Damn.
08:05Nice.
08:06I can't shoot.
08:07I can't shoot.
08:08It's an accurate.
08:11This isn't over, LaRusso.
08:22I told you, only the strong will survive.
08:25It's Kreese's guy in your head.
08:27When you came into my dojo, you were softer than a baby's ass.
08:30Never underestimate your enemy.
08:32I made you what you are, not Kreese.
08:34He doesn't give a shit about you.
08:36The enemy of your enemy is your friend.
08:49Hey, yo, Hawk, pre-shot.
09:21Look, man, I'm sorry. For all of it.
09:26Do you want to help me win this thing?
09:30Yeah.
09:56You can't quit.
09:58I already told you, I made up my mind.
10:02Hey, you're the one that got me into karate, remember?
10:06I mean, I was perfectly happy playing Dungeon Lord after school,
10:09but you put me in a situation where I had to join a dojo.
10:12And you know what?
10:14It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
10:18I got stronger, gained confidence, got the girl of my dreams.
10:23Even if she ends up leaving me for some hot Aussie dude she meets down there.
10:27Hell, I'm actually excited about the All-Valley tournament.
10:30I never thought I'd say that.
10:33But it's not gonna be as exciting if you're not there.
10:44Okay, you're gonna make me do this.
10:49Excuse me.
10:50I thought you said you deleted these.
10:52Oh, I say a lot of things.
10:53Which tends to be a polarizing attribute of mine.
11:12Dude, why are you showing me these?
11:17Because this is who you are.
11:20A loser?
11:21My best friend.
11:24I know you think that that Mohawk defined who you are.
11:27But it didn't.
11:29Not to me.
11:32Eli, Hawk.
11:34Hell, call yourself Cornelius for like care.
11:37None of that changes the fact that you're my binary brother.
11:41Whether you're number one or zero.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:50I'm sorry.
11:51Whoa.
11:52Dude, are you seeing this?
11:54MIT is completely revamping the robotics program.
11:57I mean, this is monumental.
11:58This is...
12:00Wait.
12:00Are you not signed up for the Roboteam email?
12:04The race for the Robocup begins the moment we get on campus, Eli.
12:07We have to get...
12:08I didn't apply.
12:11Whoa.
12:12What?
12:13Look, I'm really sorry.
12:14I wanted to tell you sooner.
12:15What? Sooner?
12:16We've wanted MIT ever since we were kids.
12:19Babies, practically.
12:20I just wanted to keep my options open.
12:22After we went to that frat party, I...
12:23Whoa!
12:25You want to go to school with Kyla?
12:27What?
12:27No, no, God, no.
12:29The party just...
12:30made me realize there's a whole wide world out there.
12:33And I still might apply to MIT...
12:35later.
12:36Okay, well, you do realize that your chances go down without early action, right?
12:40You get that.
12:41Okay, I don't appreciate the condescension, man.
12:43And I don't appreciate you turning into a moron.
12:46Well, at least I'm not an overbearing control freak.
12:48Your obsession with MIT is so frickin' annoying.
12:52Annoying?
12:53I'm...
12:53Okay.
12:54All right, well, I promise not to annoy you anymore.
12:56How about that?
12:56No, it's fine.
12:57It's great.
13:07You chose my path?
13:08Well, I didn't know you were gonna go down this path.
13:10Maybe if we had coordinated earlier.
13:13Oh, wait.
13:13That wouldn't have mattered, would it?
13:15Great.
13:16Now we're not going to Barcelona together either.
13:18Okay.
13:37Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:43Oh!
13:44Oh!
13:46Oh!
13:46Oh!
13:46I'm sorry, man.
13:47I didn't mean to hit you that hard.
13:48It's fine.
13:48It's fine.
13:49I don't want to go to Barcelona with you anyways.
13:51Come on, Dee.
13:52You don't mean that.
13:56Oh!
13:57Oh!
13:59Oh!
14:02Oh!
14:15Oh!
14:16Oh!
14:22Oh!
14:22Oh!
14:23I don't want to go to you.
14:25Oh, shit.
14:25She's coming over here.
14:26Okay.
14:26We have girlfriends.
14:27We love our girlfriends.
14:28Think with that head.
14:29Get that, boys.
14:30Having fun tonight?
14:32Yeah.
14:33Yeah.
14:33Good night.
14:34I like your hair.
14:35It's so cute.
14:37I have a girlfriend, though.
14:40Well, how about you, tall man?
14:43Do you want to dance?
14:43I thought you'd never ask.
14:46What?
14:47You're on vacation, man.
15:06Hi!
15:07Happy to see your cute face.
15:09What's up?
15:09Nothing.
15:11Nice to miss you.
15:12Wish you were here.
15:13Oh, hey.
15:14I met you, too.
15:16It looks like you're having fun.
15:17Where are you?
15:18Uh, we're at this little tapas bar.
15:20It's actually pretty cool here, actually.
15:26Oh, wait.
15:27Go back.
15:28Is that Dimitri?
15:33You shady little man-whore.
15:50Um, I will be right back with you more.
15:53Uh, save my spot.
15:55I cannot believe you would wrap me up to Yaz.
15:58She dumped me.
15:59Dude, this is not my fault.
16:01You're the one dancing with another girl.
16:03You just can't handle that she wanted me over you.
16:05What are you talking about?
16:07I literally turned her down.
16:08No, it's fine.
16:09Obviously, you're jealous.
16:10But to ruin my relationship over it?
16:13That is a new low, even for you.
16:15Okay.
16:15No one here is jealous.
16:17If you don't like facing consequences,
16:18maybe don't do shitty things.
16:24Some people cannot take any damn accountability.
16:27Win or lose.
16:29It's the last time that we'll ever fight together as a team.
16:34Damn, I guess I never thought about it like that.
16:37After everything we've been through, this is...
16:40is it.
16:47Eli?
16:51Dude...
16:54I'm really sure.
16:57I didn't mean to hurt you.
17:01I know you didn't.
17:02I...
17:04I'm just scared of losing my best friend.
17:08I'm gonna miss you so much, man.
17:10Yeah.
17:12So you're always gonna be my brother.
17:19Okay, that's enough.
17:22There's no crying in karate.
17:23Yeah.
17:27Come on.
17:27Come on.
17:28Come in here, boys.
17:32You guys are always gonna be my brother, too.
17:42Come on.
17:43Come on.
17:44Dimitri, tap me in.
17:53Now hurry!
17:54Tap me back in!
18:02Come on.
18:04Whoa, he's slowing down! Don't let him tag out!
18:06Go!
18:08Okay, now tag me back in!
18:10Dude, it's working!
18:11Binary bros are back!
18:16You got it!
18:19Nice, sir!
18:20Right! We're going! He's out of gas!
18:22Holy shit, that's badass.
18:25Nice, sir!
18:26Take our head!
18:36Hey, sorry I'm late. I was changing my number for next year.
18:40As much as I'll miss year old 818, 626 has a much better ring to it.
18:45Wait, 626 is Pasadena.
18:46Oh, I'm sorry, did I not tell you?
18:49I got into Caltech.
18:50Dude, what? Are you serious?
18:52As the cancer, we may very well cure one day via nanobot technology.
18:55But what about TMI?
18:58Oh, sweet, sweet moon. It's MIT.
19:02No shit.
19:03We've just been calling it TMI behind your back all year because you wouldn't shut up.
19:08Fair.
19:09And I told MIT thanks, but no thanks.
19:12At the end of the day, Caltech's robotics program is a notch above.
19:17Plus, my best friend's going home.
19:20Binary brothers for life.
19:31Going out of the day, Caltech to life.
19:32Right now we can see this story.
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