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The Boys Season 5 Episode 1
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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back
00:00:12on a laser you goddammit that love conquers all i'm your father not him brian and that heroes
00:00:20what will answer the call to protect i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i
00:00:31carry
00:00:32joe ass to the er that felt better than anything that i had ever done at volume the answer to
00:00:37all
00:00:38our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's been running test to make the virus strong enough to
00:00:44kill homelander would evolve into something super lethal global fucking pandemic what's in the
00:00:50genocide between friends just fuck off and let me die in peace with you the seven is getting even
00:00:55stronger put your hands together for firecracker i am not sexually attracted to you it's not loyalty
00:01:02i'll do anything for you and sister say she's the world's smartest person fascist the people will
00:01:09tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in like caesar like caesar once he's in office
00:01:16we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all this i fucking am when homelander chucks all the
00:01:21starlighters into internment camps you're cool with that you didn't know about the camps you're
00:01:24gonna help us take down vod and homelander no deals newman would have been a shit patsy so i went
00:01:33another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next in line to be president he'd like to pledge his
00:01:37allegiance to you now that we have full legal authority veritable army of superheroes will be
00:01:42called upon to route these traitors from our government and from our streets america will be
00:01:47safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today a new age of superheroes begins you
00:01:54were my first call you gotta be fucking kidding me this whole time
00:02:39thank you thank you thank you and welcome to the vod international annual meeting of shareholders
00:02:52okay give me my firecrackers places ladies places let's go let's go hop to it let's go come on
00:03:01stay in line keep it tight
00:03:28starlighters running wild starlight herself on a vicious
00:03:33murder spree but we said no we said enough we said not in america and together we soared
00:03:42into a new golden dawn
00:04:00keep going
00:04:03stop
00:04:06He designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:04:11Other heroes are proudly serving the armed forces thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
00:04:18The new bomb is up 21%.
00:04:22G-Man, days passed from the future has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:27Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29But all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:42Our nation!
00:04:45Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:48What did you find with that little bitch Starlight tried to do on this other border?
00:04:52Got it.
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wolf...
00:04:57I'm wondering, Queen Mayhem, for the gods of demoness.
00:05:00Mayhem!
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no.
00:05:02Just these two, please!
00:05:03No, what?
00:05:03So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:07Come on!
00:05:08No, Mayhem.
00:05:09No, you stay back!
00:05:10All of you, stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back!
00:05:13And I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:17No!
00:05:17What the f***?
00:05:22No!
00:05:30No!
00:05:35Let's get out of here!
00:05:38No!
00:05:43No!
00:05:44No!
00:05:45No!
00:05:45No!
00:05:46No!
00:05:46No!
00:05:46No!
00:05:46No!
00:05:46This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign, period,
00:05:51and the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they see...
00:05:55Stay back!
00:05:56You're on laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:03Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:06:15Tough day. Sad day.
00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:23This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes?
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally.
00:06:36And no, just because I happen to be a super-abled American
00:06:39does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to the U.S. of A.
00:06:43That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:47Honestly. Do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps with the starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom? And camp.
00:06:57We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We've been ready.
00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation,
00:07:04people can't tell their clit from their collarbone.
00:07:07The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:12What's this?
00:07:13That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel, the Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25Everyone loves you.
00:07:27You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you.
00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:34The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:37Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:41Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh,
00:07:48my son?
00:07:48No, everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:53Sorry, that he is at boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding.
00:08:00We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage?
00:08:04Are you...
00:08:07good?
00:08:07I'm fine.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:17Then just tell me, how does Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28Because the people don't hate me enough!
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure, but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:37Where it counts.
00:08:38Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:58It keeps people afraid.
00:08:59Shut up.
00:09:00No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Well, I can relate to that, but I need people to be devoted to me.
00:09:13May I speak freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:16I told you, no matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.
00:09:27You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:31I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and that I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:11:12You mind being more careful?
00:11:14Désolé.
00:11:17Merci quoi petit.
00:11:22Also, Pills of Eni's exploits.
00:11:25Enjoy.
00:11:48Put it on, my friend.
00:11:50Give us one.
00:11:56Give us one.
00:11:58No!
00:11:59No!
00:12:03No!
00:12:13Luis, la bebida.
00:12:30And he got the Flight 37 video out.
00:12:37That's all you have to say.
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Billy.
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:36I'm on a bit of a layover.
00:13:40Thought I'd pop in.
00:13:41Say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:47Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:48Yeah.
00:13:49She's dead.
00:13:50And there you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I did know how to get hold of you about the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend eternity with the likes of them.
00:14:22What did you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:30And the Eric reminds me of him.
00:14:41Five fucking weeks Lenny practiced that ring's trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:49So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home and you called him a little poof.
00:15:01Well, never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why are you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:22All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:33Son.
00:15:33I'll show you.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:40I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42You're a waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:47But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:49Just to hear you scream.
00:15:52Don't.
00:15:53You don't get a change.
00:15:55Nothing.
00:15:58You don't get a change.
00:16:03Who says, I want a change?
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:19What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:23Are you scared?
00:16:24No.
00:16:25I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28I want room temperature like you like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:02Did you with Bash today?
00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people,
00:17:09and yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
00:17:21I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:37I do more than anything.
00:17:41Them pills just janked up my ticker something awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding-edge technologies like AI, which means artificial
00:18:07intelligence.
00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI.
00:18:11First she went and deep-faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that God knew.
00:18:25Then she went and AI this so-called Flat 37 video.
00:18:31Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here, yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:18:47That's what they refer to as the uncanny valley.
00:18:50Okay.
00:18:59Okay.
00:19:02Okay.
00:19:10Okay.
00:19:11Let's go.
00:19:46Oi.
00:19:50Knock it off.
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy bin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him,
00:19:58Huey and him
00:19:59in 72 hours?
00:20:04Look.
00:20:06I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man.
00:20:10We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12No, I got CIA at Gulfstream.
00:20:14Gassing up a plant now.
00:20:17Wheels up in the now.
00:20:26Mile camper.
00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance
00:20:29to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:34Huey, none of the FBSA people
00:20:36we're ever getting out.
00:20:37It's hopeless.
00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy
00:20:42who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel,
00:20:45I've been hunted by Noir,
00:20:46chased by sharks inside of a whale,
00:20:48shot at by Russians,
00:20:50almost blown up at hero-gasm,
00:20:51and lasered at Vaughn on ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is,
00:20:55oh, and one time I had to sit naked
00:20:56on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story.
00:20:57The point is,
00:20:58by all sane logic,
00:21:00I should be dead.
00:21:02Or crazy.
00:21:03Or both.
00:21:04Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here,
00:21:07you're not going to make it.
00:21:08Hey! Get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey! Get down!
00:21:14Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:18Hey! Hey!
00:21:30Get inside!
00:21:33See?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:41God's sake.
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love.
00:21:55No sex.
00:21:56No problems.
00:21:58And literally, bro,
00:21:59I have never felt manlier.
00:22:02Think about this.
00:22:02Okay?
00:22:04Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:06Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro.
00:22:09That's super gay.
00:22:11Who am I, right?
00:22:12P-p-p-p-reach!
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15And you know what?
00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunts,
00:22:18she did whatever that baby-murdering
00:22:21three out of ten
00:22:22thought she was gonna do,
00:22:23it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum,
00:22:28and you're a solid five out of ten
00:22:29any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:38Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily,
00:22:42like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43Wait, did you just...
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy
00:22:47and fucking therapy therapy
00:22:48and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:5216-hour flight
00:22:53and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Because all you can say is
00:22:55oy, oy, oy, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Like the better with a mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Vought got tired of me
00:23:01ripping off their guards' faces,
00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:04I tried to sneak back once
00:23:05in the wheel well of a 747,
00:23:07but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:12They found my asshole like a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:20How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full
00:23:28of murder decks can do.
00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Hearty inhale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out here.
00:23:40Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44I'm Landis fuming.
00:23:46He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him
00:23:48in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:55A question.
00:23:57There's what else are we gonna do
00:23:58if science walk into it.
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:04Hmm.
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus,
00:24:09and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:24:13And I'm Landa.
00:24:17Now, you gonna help us save the boys?
00:24:19Or not?
00:24:32I saw the signal.
00:24:35So, we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:37We are getting executed.
00:24:40What?
00:24:40So, in 36 hours, we...
00:24:45We're finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47What they're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:48The question to show is,
00:24:49why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Offer or not type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
00:25:02and then they door in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:04We're getting out of here first.
00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more Molotov,
00:25:10so let's get going.
00:25:15How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you,
00:25:24but then hug you.
00:25:24So, how come you didn't spring then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:32Hmm.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:35A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.
00:25:40He might be able to help.
00:25:42Even if I can get us in,
00:25:43how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:45Leave that to me.
00:25:47I have someone we can call.
00:25:51All right then.
00:25:57You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:07Well, Lander, hey, you want to see us?
00:26:14Should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name?
00:26:27Pfft.
00:26:28Fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right.
00:26:32Yes, totally, sir.
00:26:33I know.
00:26:34Starlight.
00:26:35Spewing this on filth.
00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:39I mean, what could she even do,
00:26:40besides flash her little high beams at you?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then,
00:26:47why'd you let her get away?
00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
00:26:59Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:02It's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:06And you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or butcher.
00:27:13Or starlight.
00:27:16And it's almost as if
00:27:18you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:21I mean, I know you're not.
00:27:22That would be suicidal.
00:27:27You know,
00:27:28I had a good chat
00:27:30with Gavin,
00:27:32our stage manager.
00:27:34And it turns out
00:27:37he betrayed me.
00:27:40He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
00:27:43kind of horrible meme about me.
00:27:46It really makes me wonder,
00:27:47who else is a traitor
00:27:49hiding in plain sight?
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:54Here, just check it.
00:27:54Look.
00:27:55That won't be necessary,
00:27:55but,
00:27:56gentlemen,
00:28:00do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:03What?
00:28:25There looked so much
00:28:30I didn't know what's robbery.
00:28:30I love me.
00:28:31I love you.
00:28:33It's been silly.
00:28:33bro what the hell you could have my back in there bro you're not the real noir okay you can
00:28:39talk
00:28:41look i get method okay i fuck with stella adler i just shot honey boy 2 with shia
00:28:45we literally never broke character hey but enough's enough
00:28:55bro i always thought i'd stay single but you know what they say how do you make god laugh
00:28:59make a plan ain't that the truth so there i was at the national prayer breakfast and i look across
00:29:05the table and it was it was like the lord smiled upon us talk about a match made in heaven
00:29:15amen
00:29:16amen oh father himself head pastor president and ceo samaritan's embrace ministries after
00:29:23ezekiel's untimely murder god rest his soul amen well you two are just a super able union for the
00:29:29ages we share the belief in a dream of a christian nation i think that's why i fell for her
00:29:36so fast
00:29:36for me it was love at first sight see i knew he was gonna say that try marrying a mind
00:29:43reader
00:29:46powerful now how about we switch gears like y'all's initiative to abolish dei now it's funny
00:29:52how those three little letters are all in devil people don't need a handout it's racist to give
00:29:58people a leg up based on skin color isn't white a color too let's cut excuse me but i'm the
00:30:05one who
00:30:06calls cut cut sage my sister in christ um no i don't believe in your magic sky ghost or his
00:30:16baby
00:30:16sky ghost i need a vice president give us the room fuck how is married life the power of christ
00:30:24can tell
00:30:25you to fuck him bitch your hole still smells like deep great barrier queef touchy hey it's not my fault
00:30:31the american people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as vp maybe but still i don't see why i had
00:30:38to put taker down it was a patriotic thing to do can we hurry this along i'm about to kill
00:30:42dei uh not
00:30:43today you're not he wants more starlighters arrested but everyone who smashed a window or held a can of
00:30:50spray paint is already at camp now it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted defamatory
00:30:56things about homelander cyber terrorists are terrorists too true true it's just that we've
00:31:06already purged the cia doj fbi fdc cdc epa dhs hhs and usps we deported the nation's nannies and
00:31:14gardeners we arrested chapel roan and tyler the creator and they canceled coachella but now he
00:31:18wants to detain thousands of american citizens you know i couldn't help but notice you registered
00:31:24barrett for president dot com net and org it's exploratory you're a soup made you fucking vice
00:31:30president as long as you stay useful don't worry everything will come up ashley yeah good talk
00:31:50reacher massive enters the motel woman you're huge reacher know what they say about huge guys
00:32:07they have huge cocks
00:32:14jesus fucking christ you're fucking crazy get in here hello worm yeah hi you're like america's
00:32:20literal most wanted did anyone see you come in here no are you sure because i did a deep dive
00:32:25on
00:32:25surveillance tech for an svu spec and that shit is everywhere now fucking hell this is a bit of a
00:32:30step down from that brownstone you had in it yeah it's not my fault there was a contraction
00:32:34in the tv business listen whatever you want i i'm not interested come off it mate you ain't even heard
00:32:42the pitch yet pass well told whatever just fucking go okay you don't have anything on me anymore
00:32:48well i still got them creepy fucking texts you sent don't i miranda cosgrove was 19 at the time
00:32:55and i don't even work there anymore vod studios replaced all their writers with ai and yes the
00:33:00audience scores went way up on roddy tees but it isn't art okay it just isn't
00:33:06you ruin your appetite that's right i came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills
00:33:14i need us a tunnel duck you do that and you can stick at the vault for putting you up
00:33:19to pasture
00:33:19how does this thing a tunnel fuck what you do the tunnel i'll do the fucking 20 miles out of
00:33:26rochester be there rochester oh rochester's got that honey away soil fucking delicious
00:33:37you need a shower you smell like a wingstop bathroom um thanks was that bad sorry turns out
00:33:44talking to people's heart check you long enough you slowing down in your old age
00:33:52fuck you john bonnet you guys are friends you talk
00:33:58reggie has been helping us out for a while thanks where's everybody
00:34:07well i heard about the pittsburgh raid last month go marie moreau how's your team doing
00:34:12yeah they're scoring a few wins but not nearly enough
00:34:19so what's with the 9-1-1 huey mm and frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow so
00:34:26we need your help to break them out of a vault prison camp you're fucking crazy listen you don't
00:34:33have to fight okay we just need you to run them to the extraction point it's easy easy right you
00:34:39know homeland is going to be waiting i can't we know how to kill him okay but we need frenchie
00:34:45to
00:34:45do it great well good luck with that hey are you going to keep running forever i mean if we're
00:34:51going to really take him out we need your help so what i'm just supposed to join this little
00:34:55fucking super group i mean we are down one asshole so yeah maybe
00:35:05no why not i said i can't i know you're scared no i'm not fucking scared
00:35:15i got a family to protect i can't i get it i do me too
00:35:30keep him safe
00:35:34we shouldn't have let him go no
00:35:38homeowner fucked him up fucked me up too we're gonna need an exit plan b
00:35:47all right so we hit the east gate
00:35:51and we go at dawn
00:35:53we've been through this i know i just want to go over it a few more times just so i
00:35:56can get it in my head
00:35:57here we take a fucking drink will you no thanks
00:36:02let me
00:36:03you know i quit leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it
00:36:07when a fucking internment camp what about you have you been eating the fresh produce i smuggled in
00:36:13moonshine's got corn in it
00:36:25and you will be fine she's strong
00:36:31kimiko too
00:36:36y'all motherfuckers are tripping y'all know what the fuck's going on with them
00:36:40and you don't even know where kimiko's at
00:36:42what so you don't think you're gonna see janine and monique again is that it
00:36:45what i know is is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives
00:36:50mm you're the strongest guy i know
00:36:53we've been in tougher spots than this
00:36:56you know i did two tours in the 38 in farah province
00:37:01the shit i saw will fuck you up
00:37:05and even that was emily in paris compared to the shit that we looking at here
00:37:10and even if we make it out of here we ain't surviving this fucking war
00:37:14we are dead men walking
00:37:17chin chin motherfuckers
00:37:23we need more resin yeah got some more hidden in the barracks walls
00:37:35attention campers tonight's screening will be dawn of the feather
00:37:40tomorrow's screening will open dawn of the feather
00:37:48well annie today marks two months
00:37:51it's a little insane how much i miss you i've been having trouble eating
00:37:56every day i see people giving up but not me
00:38:01because i have you it's very very sweet
00:38:04they were innocent
00:38:05oh
00:38:08well i'd hardly call them innocent they lied to me
00:38:11played dumb about your little stash in the wall there
00:38:13we've known about that for quite some time
00:38:17but i just wanted to give you a little hope
00:38:21you're not the one who gave it to me asshole
00:38:23ooh i like internment camp huey
00:38:27she's zesty
00:38:28fuck you do it
00:38:31what
00:38:32kill me
00:38:32not until we flush out butcher and starlight
00:38:36you think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap
00:38:38let's not insult each other we both know they're coming
00:38:42do you remember when we first met
00:38:45how could i forget
00:38:46believe festival
00:38:48when they tried to cleanse your soul
00:38:50i remember thinking
00:38:55why him
00:38:56what does starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie
00:39:03kids shampoo
00:39:04you know william and victoria newman love you too
00:39:07i mean i get it
00:39:09from your perspective
00:39:11you're punching up good for you but
00:39:13why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity
00:39:21why would starlight and butcher piss away their lives
00:39:27to try and rescue you
00:39:33because i do it for them
00:39:49what are you doing asshole
00:39:52thought i asked you to swing through austin and pick us up some franklins
00:39:55something came up
00:39:57so i'll be in baby bro
00:39:59got some ribeyes in the fridge
00:40:00thanks
00:40:03reina made you a favorite corn salad
00:40:05oh my bad
00:40:06uh
00:40:07salad
00:40:08lemme
00:40:09i think that's it
00:40:10i've been slacking on my duo lingo
00:40:12you ain't gotta do that bro
00:40:14what
00:40:16i mean come on
00:40:17would it's been like a year or some change now you're still acting like this is some chill family vacation
00:40:22instead of on the run
00:40:24it's fine
00:40:25you're a shitty liar
00:40:28i know i fucked you over
00:40:31let's please stop trying to make me feel better about it
00:40:34you remember when we got into it at the park that day and i told you that you had never
00:40:41really saved anyone
00:40:42you were right
00:40:44not anymore
00:40:45i'm still breathing ain't i
00:40:47and reina
00:40:48your nephews
00:40:49i mean
00:40:50yeah
00:40:51moving around constantly
00:40:53it's a pain in the ass
00:40:56but it's worth it
00:40:57it's good to see you
00:40:59like this
00:41:01mom would be really proud of you man
00:41:06dad
00:41:07dad
00:41:08uncle reg
00:41:09why are they doing that
00:41:16hey train
00:41:17that was your fucking phone a friend
00:41:19well i held up my end love
00:41:21how you gonna get us out
00:41:22i'll fly us all out
00:41:23one by one
00:41:24oh that'll take all fucking night
00:41:26all right
00:41:27fine
00:41:28just as long as we're on the same page here
00:41:30frenchie goes first
00:41:32yeah all right frenchie first
00:41:33what about huey and mm
00:41:34we will get him
00:41:35but nothing is more important than killing homeless
00:41:38frenchie first
00:41:39you sound like maeve
00:41:41yeah well maeve was right
00:42:00shh
00:42:01quiet
00:42:01you've been whining like a little bitch since the azores
00:42:14they're already gone
00:42:19stop following my fucking family man
00:42:21never gonna stop bro
00:42:22homelander's orders
00:42:25only one way this ends
00:42:26yeah exactly
00:42:27right now it's you coming after me
00:42:29then it'll be noir coming after you
00:42:31new noir because homelander killed the first one
00:42:34remember
00:42:36that's how people end up around him
00:42:38you smug dick
00:42:40always thought you were better than me didn't you
00:42:42jesus
00:42:43what it's true
00:42:45sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights
00:42:48what you think i'm a fucking joke
00:42:50suck my balls
00:42:51you're the fucking joke
00:42:52look at you
00:42:53on the run like a little bitch
00:42:55and then i'm with homelander
00:42:58you know i can see it
00:43:00look how terrified you are
00:43:03fuck you
00:43:05i'm the lord of the seven seas baby
00:43:08i'm all about that sigma life
00:43:11i ain't terrified as shit
00:43:12you're so scared of homeland
00:43:13you don't even see what it's done to you
00:43:15i'm not fucking scared
00:43:24yeah i said the same thing
00:43:28it's pathetic
00:43:32you're pathetic
00:43:35sooner or later i'm gonna get your family
00:43:48xander we'll leave when i say we'll leave
00:43:52god
00:43:52when i wrote the serious finale of triple c
00:43:54that's crimson counts capers
00:43:55it was impossible to like
00:43:57tick every box
00:43:59and tie up every little storyline
00:44:01i mean just try making everybody happy
00:44:03you can't do it
00:44:04finales are the worst
00:44:05your voice makes me want to kill myself
00:44:09oh sorry
00:44:10what's that bad
00:44:10how many times did you come here thinking i should just blaze on in there
00:44:14save the day
00:44:15no i already said that
00:44:16oh come off it
00:44:17don't give me that huey safe in his playpen bollocks
00:44:20you left him in there
00:44:22because you don't want to look him in the eye
00:44:24after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done
00:44:27let me give you a bit of advice
00:44:30please don't
00:44:34ain't nothing i feel gooey about
00:44:36because that shit is gonna get us all killed
00:44:39i mean it is thankless and impossible work
00:44:41hey what did you guys think of the lost finale
00:44:43good to work arsehole
00:44:44great i'm fucking starving
00:44:46where you want to pop out
00:44:46bunk 19
00:44:53wait that's a vod freedom camp
00:44:55is it
00:44:56no no no no you said i got to stick it to vod
00:44:58that gets fucking lasered in half
00:44:59well that's how worms get their rocks off
00:45:01isn't it
00:45:02it's complicated
00:45:03and i don't want to get into that right now
00:45:04i'm fucking half
00:45:05hey our friends are about to be killed
00:45:08so you're gonna dig us a hole
00:45:09or i'll bury you in one
00:45:18drive the action to the climax
00:45:19drive the action to the climax
00:45:32you guys are gonna want to stay back
00:45:47oh no
00:46:04have fun in the shithole
00:46:05ladies first
00:46:06fuck you
00:46:08fuck you
00:46:11fuck you
00:46:11fuck you
00:46:23fuck you
00:46:49that wasn't so bad
00:46:52don't ever contact me again
00:46:57oh hey uh
00:46:58is it cool if i use this for the a story and the reachers pack i'm working on
00:47:01oh piss off wanker
00:47:02taking that as a yes
00:47:09what do you think
00:47:26oh fuck
00:47:31surprise
00:47:33welcome william and you the gang is almost all here oh and uh you never told me that this one's
00:47:43nickname is mother's milk
00:47:50okay
00:47:51okay so what's the big plan what are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus
00:47:58yes i know you know
00:47:59yes yes yes i know all about it
00:48:00suck my fat dick
00:48:01hmm
00:48:02hmm
00:48:11Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party
00:48:14without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ.
00:48:22William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course,
00:48:27but seeing it for myself,
00:48:29it's, uh...
00:48:31it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course,
00:48:36but it's beautiful
00:48:38what you've done to yourself,
00:48:39what you've become.
00:48:41And you did all that for me.
00:48:49Now that...
00:48:51that is devotion.
00:48:54You know, William,
00:48:56I know we're not exactly equals,
00:48:59but I'm compelled to say
00:49:03you are the only one
00:49:04that's ever challenged me.
00:49:07And there's a part of me
00:49:09that will be sad
00:49:11to see you go.
00:49:36Come on.
00:49:37Rodney's gonna fly us out.
00:49:52Penny!
00:49:54Penny!
00:49:59Oh, shit!
00:50:02Let them go back!
00:50:03Pilly!
00:50:14Pilly!
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:24Lincoln!
00:50:25Angi!
00:50:27Dammit!
00:50:30Angie!
00:50:32Oh, go!
00:50:33Oh, go!
00:50:33Oh, go!
00:50:33Oh, go!
00:50:33worse off of me.
00:50:33You're a girl!
00:50:40It's okay. It's okay. Just stay down, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:03Hey, Dick. I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party, sir.
00:51:29Don't you fucking move!
00:51:31Get your hands up before I can see them.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up before I can see them!
00:51:43Hold her tight.
00:51:50Where is she going?
00:51:57Where is she going?
00:52:43Let's go!
00:53:03Fuck this.
00:53:04She's not coming back.
00:53:05Huey, we have to go.
00:53:06We have to go down.
00:53:07Stay there.
00:53:08She's coming back.
00:53:09She can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:22Deliaaaaaaam!
00:54:03She's coming back.
00:54:30She's coming back.
00:54:53She's coming back.
00:54:53Friends here in the van?
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:57Come on in.
00:55:00You hurt?
00:55:01Where the hell were you?
00:55:37Yeah, I know.
00:55:38And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly.
00:55:41I don't know.
00:55:42I don't know.
00:55:43I don't know.
00:55:44I don't know.
00:56:11I don't know.
00:56:14Someone can't catch the A-Train after all.
00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:34That's so funny.
00:56:38What was I so afraid of?
00:56:42You are...
00:56:46...fucking nothing.
00:56:49Really?
00:56:56Really?
00:56:58You're just an empty fucking suit.
00:57:01You take away these powers.
00:57:05And what are you, huh?
00:57:07Pathetic.
00:57:10Weak...
00:57:12...sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:39...
00:57:42...
00:57:46...
00:57:47...
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