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20:45C'est ce que ça veut dire que le King d'Enferme est tombé ?
20:47Non, pas encore. Il y a une personne qui peut sauver nous.
20:50Qui ?
20:50Il y a une personne qui tautes tout.
20:51La plus forte mage de l'histoire, le oracle-mentor.
20:54Mais le oracle-mentor a été dans l'honneur depuis 20 ans.
20:56Depuis qu'il a l'aimé le Dark Lord.
20:58Comment on peut-on nous trouver ?
21:04Alors, vous êtes un peu le Pumpkin, n'est-ce pas ?
21:08Je pense que le Dark Ghoul n'a rien de mieux à faire.
21:10Peter, run !
21:12Il y a de l'air !
21:13Prop it up !
21:14No big deal.
21:18You are on fighting evil duty today, chubby boy.
21:27You get an extra snack if you do it, quickly !
21:30Don't think you got away with it.
21:36Two little pets.
21:37More than enough for this predictable Dwardle army.
21:39Be a piece of cake.
21:41Good lord !
21:43I can't believe my eyes.
21:44Is that a hellhound ?
21:45And a phoenix.
21:46It's him !
21:46Oracle-mentor, he's back !
21:48Just a pair of limitation, are you ?
21:50Funny about it.
21:51I'll kill it anyway.
22:06It must be the Oracle-mentor.
22:08He showed up just in time.
22:09He has saved Val once again.
22:11Look, a message.
22:13I'm retired.
22:14How do you guys work harder ?
22:14Can't even beat the pair of limitation ?
22:16We will double our efforts.
22:17But the rift that you sealed has now reopened.
22:19If he shows himself in his true form, we're counting on you, Mentor.
22:22When darkness descends, I shall stand between it and all mankind.
22:25Now get to work.
22:29Well, you hear the man ?
22:39God-like power.
22:41Ancient magic pulses through these lands.
22:43Hellhound.
22:44Phoenix.
22:45The master sage must lie just beyond us.
22:47My lord, the king is waiting.
22:48No.
22:49We must meet with this mysterious sage.
22:50He could be the savior to our kingdom.
23:12Giant rat !
23:13My lord, are you sure we should be here ?
23:14It's a guinea pig, not a rat.
23:18Unbelievable.
23:19These legendary creatures are divine herbs that heal wounds and cure illnesses.
23:23What are you looking at ?
23:30Oh, Killian, are you right ?
23:31What did you do ?
23:33Silence !
23:35I am Killian Vinewood, Duke of Verne.
23:37It is an honour to meet you, master.
23:39Vinewood ?
23:39Vinewood ?
23:40Vinewood ?
23:40Yes, yes, yes.
23:41Isabella's apprentice.
23:42Shut up.
23:42How dare you swing a high priestess's name ?
23:44Stay quiet.
23:46Yeah, yeah.
23:47I was trained by the high priestess.
23:48Hence, why I bet her name.
23:49Apologies for the intrusion.
23:51No bother.
23:51So, you share the same lineage.
23:53Isabella used to follow me around.
23:55I told her a thing or two.
23:58My master only heard one mentor.
24:00That means that you...
24:02Here.
24:03Try one of these.
24:04They're delicious.
24:09This is the divine fruit.
24:10Only one blooming millennium.
24:12Don't fawn so much.
24:13So, Isabella sent you, did she ?
24:14It wasn't her.
24:16The king is summoning all the high level mages to the Harvest Banquet.
24:19I was just passing by.
24:21Master, here is the invitation.
24:23May I humbly request your presence.
24:27The whole kingdom needs your help before the Dark Lord returns.
24:32Please.
24:33I beg you.
24:34Dad.
24:35Is everything all right?
24:36Dad.
24:38Dukeillian.
24:39Garrett Thorne.
24:40At your service.
24:42Dad.
24:42This is the Duke.
24:43The king's minister.
24:44And the high priestess's protege.
24:46Act proper.
24:47Get up and ditch the straw.
24:49Get up and ditch the straw.
24:53Oh.
24:53Apologies, my lord.
24:54My father isn't familiar with noble etiquette.
24:56Please.
24:56Sit.
24:57The old king's legendary sword is disguised as a straw.
24:59Garrett doesn't even know his father's true identity.
25:01Dukeillian.
25:02Sit.
25:02Please.
25:03No need.
25:03I'd rather stand.
25:04The chair is crude, I know.
25:05I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
25:06We're going to say, can you?
25:07Just take a seat.
25:08Yeah.
25:14Dad.
25:14Please over-rape.
25:15Let me fetch some fresh ones.
25:17No, no, no.
25:17Please, please.
25:18I'm highly partial to fruits of this kind.
25:23Wasting food is a sip.
25:24We must have a good example.
25:25Of course, my lord.
25:26I spoke in haste.
25:28Dad.
25:29Let's not be a bad host.
25:30Why don't we fetch the Duke some of the finest black leaf tea?
25:32Yes, yes, yes. Whatever you say.
25:33Please, please.
25:34I, er...
25:35I'm not a fan of tea.
25:36Apologies, my lord.
25:37How about malt liquor?
25:38Dad, could you...
25:39Yes, or, er...
25:39No, no, please, come on.
25:40That's your own collection, Mr Thorpe.
25:42I could never.
25:42Fine.
25:43No liquor for you, then.
25:44What are you saying?
25:45The Duke was just being considerate.
25:46Goodness, I'm killing him.
25:47Just do what you need to do.
25:47Dad, please.
25:49How could you speak to this?
25:49You spatially.
25:50If we upset him, we'll be done for.
25:51Please.
25:52Excuse me.
25:53My lord, please.
25:53Forgive my father.
25:54He didn't mean to...
25:57Forgive my father.
25:57He didn't mean to...
26:00You said earlier about me taking some fruit.
26:02Mind if I take it?
26:03Oh, yes.
26:04Help yourself.
26:07I will, er...
26:08Take my leave, then.
26:11Dad!
26:12Why did they do...
26:13No idea.
26:14You just...
26:15Popped out of nowhere.
26:16More importantly,
26:17Why are you here?
26:18Shouldn't you be in Odderwith, Cigaret?
26:20Uh-huh.
26:21Very funny.
26:21I'm here because of you.
26:23Demons could strike again at any moment.
26:24Come to Odderwith with me, so I can protect you.
26:27I just made level seven mage.
26:28Well, well, well.
26:29Still gonna be the one protecting you, though.
26:31Why don't you stay here with me?
26:33I'll, er...
26:33Drive off any demons that show their ugly faces.
26:35Dad, what are you talking about?
26:36You are just a farmer!
26:37You are no match for demons.
26:39I have duties in Odderwith.
26:40Come with me, I can keep you safe.
26:42There.
26:42Told you, son.
26:43I'm staying here.
26:47Then I have no choice!
26:49Seize my dad.
26:50Take him to the royal capital.
26:51Yes, sir.
27:03Message from Odderwith.
27:04What's the matter, sir?
27:04Urgent news.
27:05The banquet has moved up.
27:06I must return at once.
27:06You'll be faster if I ride ahead.
27:07Your priority is getting my dad safely to Odderwith.
27:10It's not safe here, Dad.
27:11I can't let anything happen to you.
27:13I'll see you in Odderwith.
27:14Son!
27:16Please forgive us, Mr Thorne.
27:22We're just following orders.
27:25Banquets in three days.
27:26Nothing I have to go.
27:28My three disciples couldn't even chase off a shadow.
27:29I'll take it to myself.
27:36Why are you smiling?
27:37Mr Thorne!
27:46Sorry, excuse me.
27:46What is that over there?
27:49Sorry, I just want you down here.
27:52Hello, yes.
27:53Why is there a line to enter the city?
27:55What's your tone?
27:56You will address my master as Lord Barry.
27:58Barry.
28:00Peasant.
28:01Orwaith is the only safe place under demon attacks.
28:03I guess.
28:03Of course there's a lie!
28:04But you...
28:06Go back to whatever cowship village you crawled out of.
28:08Not a fast save for a shadow, isn't it?
28:10I'm just here to see my son.
28:11I'm sure there's a slum for a lowlife like your son.
28:13But I doubt there's a bed there for you.
28:15He's a...
28:16King-appointed knight.
28:18I've never heard such a funny jest.
28:19You're hilarious, old man.
28:20A royal knight would never have a peasant father like you.
28:22Oh, no, no, no.
28:23He's the...
28:23Knight Paranel.
28:24Stop!
28:25Lying.
28:26I'm surprised you've even pronounced the title.
28:28That's a top-ranked knight.
28:29He's bluffing, my lord.
28:30His son's probably some noble's toilet cleaner.
28:32He's probably wiping his master's ass as we speak.
28:34Who would be a peasant?
28:35The scum.
28:38Give me a pass.
28:40Enjoy being turned away, bum.
28:43Bye-bye, buddy.
28:44Deposit and papers.
28:46Excuse me.
28:46Deposit and papers.
28:47Ah, yes.
28:48I've got neither.
28:48Sorry.
28:49You stupid calm, Stane.
28:50What are you doing here without these?
28:52You're wasting my time.
28:53Since when did Vern's citizen need papers and a deposit to get into Orwin?
28:55Rules change.
28:56If you've got no docks, no coins, get lost.
28:58Now move on before I lock you up.
29:00What's the holder?
29:00Sir, this peasant doesn't have documents.
29:02Ah, no.
29:04I...
29:04What the hell is this?
29:06Silly letter.
29:07I'm sorry, but this is...
29:10The bearer of this letter may command all nobles within Orweth.
29:12Mobilise troops and access royal treasury funds.
29:14All majors and civilians must cooperate.
29:16Valid for 60 years, King Leon IV.
29:18Me.
29:19The King is Leon V. Arrest him!
29:21King Leon V was his father.
29:23I recognise that handwriting.
29:25I've seen it before.
29:26Back then only one man would have that kind of power.
29:29The King is Jester.
29:37Get lost, now.
29:38Ah, ah.
29:40Handsome chap.
29:40Looking good.
29:41How dare you disrespect the knight, Paramount.
29:42Oh, no, no, no.
29:43That's my son.
29:45Ask him if I'm here for the banquet.
29:46Enough nonsense.
29:48Sir?
29:48What?
29:49Come on round the airfield.
29:50Someone silence that peasant.
29:51No.
29:52Lord Alex.
29:54He is my father.
29:58No.
30:01Garrett, are you sure that crazy old peasant's your father?
30:04The invitation didn't mention a family meal deal.
30:05But seriously, you could've at least dressed him in some decent clothes.
30:08Yes.
30:09Your father's dressed like a vintage idiot.
30:10No, no, no, no, no.
30:11These are the finest quality.
30:12I think he is.
30:14What's so funny?
30:18What's so funny?
30:20This banquet's supposed to be a solemn occasion.
30:21We're here to discuss the security of our kingdom.
30:24Not jest.
30:25Respectfully, Count Roderick. Having such a common man here is absurd.
30:30Who's that filthy peasant? Remove him.
30:33Lord Roderick, this is Sir Garret's father, not just some random peasant off the street.
30:37Is that true, Garret?
30:40Yes, Count Whistler.
30:43Garret, you may be of humble roots, but even you know the minimum of etiquette.
30:47This banquet is for nobles and high-level mages. Even Duke Gilliam is to attend.
30:51Must you shame us in front of him?
30:53Apologies, my lord.
30:54Dad, leave now. I'll make arrangements for you later.
30:57Why should I leave? I have an invite.
31:01An invitation.
31:04Lord Alex, would you mind finding Mr. Thorne a seat?
31:09Come with me, Garret.
31:19Garret, I don't remember sending an invitation to your father.
31:23I don't wish to shame you publicly, but don't let your father ruin you.
31:28I understand, Count Whistler.
31:29Use your head.
31:30Borrowith is loaded with powerful figures.
31:32Your ignorant father's foolish words could get him killed.
31:35One wrong word to the wrong noble.
31:39And...
31:44No.
31:45No.
31:47It's not possible.
31:49Unless he's the...
31:58No.
32:00No.
32:00No.
32:01Where was I?
32:03You were...
32:04Saying about my father's foolish lies.
32:06Did I say that?
32:07Yes, you did.
32:07You misheard me.
32:08Ce que je veux dire c'est que votre père a travaillé très hard pour vous.
32:11Ne pas que la prière de la prière de votre père.
32:14Est-ce que c'est?
32:16Oui, mon lord.
32:17Pourquoi pas que vous soyez avec votre père et puis peut-être qu'il peut-être me présenter à l
32:21'heure.
32:26FIND OUT WHERE THIS IMPITATION CAME FROM.
32:28Et hurry !
32:29Oui, mon lord.
32:32Sir Garret, est le knight paramount's salary que c'est low ?
32:35Le olde man's wolfing down Aura with snacks like he hasn't eaten in weeks.
32:38Oh lord, Alex.
32:39His father's nothing but a common dirt peasant.
32:42They've never laid their simple eyes on such fancy food.
32:44We'll be tossing most of it out anyway.
32:46Why not box up some leftovers for them?
32:48Surely thou'll love that.
32:49Dad, cut it out.
32:51Why?
32:52The food's meant to be eaten, isn't it?
32:53Besides, I've been travelling all day.
32:54Your olde man's starving.
32:56The muffin's very good.
32:57Do you want to try a bit?
32:58No, thank you.
32:59Dad.
33:00Lady Ivy's arrived.
33:02Hmm?
33:21That's Ivy Ember.
33:22Some young and stunning...
33:23I wonder if she's engaged.
33:24Stop gawking.
33:25She's Arthur Ember's adopted daughter.
33:27From the Oracle's line.
33:29The king himself made her a countess.
33:31We'd be lucky to carry her cloak.
33:34That little mage looks familiar.
33:39Little mage?
33:40Garrett, tell your old man to watch his tongue.
33:42Addressing a noble like I could land him in the dungeon.
33:44Dad, not now.
33:46That's Grandmaster Arthur's disciple.
33:47A level 8 archmage.
33:49Only one step away from the highest rank.
33:50Arthur.
33:51Oh, yes, yes, yes.
33:52She was a sniffling doctor who used to follow Arthur around the place.
33:54She used to call him Papa Bear.
33:57Dad, don't use that name.
33:59He's one of the Celestial Trinity.
34:01This isn't a farm, old man.
34:02No one believes your silly tales.
34:05Let me enlighten you.
34:06Most mages' limit is level 6.
34:08Garrett and I are level 7.
34:10Though we may make level 8 in our lifetime.
34:12But with the Celestial Trinity, you go well beyond the 9th hierarchy.
34:15As a lowborn commoner, you best stop talking about things you don't understand.
34:18Okay?
34:19Just be happy you haven't been thrown out of this backward.
34:25Oh dear.
34:26Look who's spellbound by her beauty.
34:29You're in love with her.
34:30You said you were hungry.
34:32Here you go.
34:32More eating, there's talking.
34:34Who wouldn't fall for Lady Ivy?
34:39Come on.
34:40She's bit out of your league, wouldn't you say, young Garrett?
34:42Yes, most folks don't stand a chance.
34:44You finally know your place, old man?
34:46Orphan at a young age.
34:47No family name.
34:48But she did make level 8 art mage at the age of 20 and that is a talent.
34:51No, no, no.
34:52I'm not so strict.
34:53If Garrett likes her, I'd allow it.
34:56Do you think she's not good enough for your son?
34:58Can I please just...
34:59Don't.
35:00Your old man's bloody hilarious.
35:01A natural jester.
35:02A lowborn peasant who dares judge a level 8 art mage countess.
35:09I've checked.
35:09You are my son and you should be breaking hearts across all of order with.
35:12If you too shan't to talk to her, I can help.
35:14Yes.
35:15Night paramount or not.
35:16The lady is the Celestial's disciple.
35:18Even Roderick robbles at her feet.
35:19And here's your dad talking like she should count herself lucky.
35:22Dad, please don't.
35:23I'll say this one last time.
35:24Lady Ivy is equal to a royal family member.
35:26This isn't...
35:27Village matchmaking.
35:29Now you listen to me.
35:30You are my son.
35:31And she would be very lucky to have a man like you.
35:37No fever?
35:38There must be some reason you're delirious and losing your mind in public.
35:40Well, he is from the countryside.
35:42Maybe he drank too much pond water.
35:47Lady Ivy, your presence here is a gift bestowed on us by the heavens to this humble banquet.
35:52And to you, Lord Roderick, have true life in the king's burden by organising this event.
35:55Thank you for the honour of your words.
35:57With you here, we are hopeful for the future.
35:59I must take my leave.
36:00Lady Ivy.
36:02This is a chance of a lifetime.
36:04What are you waiting for?
36:05Let's go talk to her.
36:05You're right.
36:06Just give me a second.
36:09No need to be nervous.
36:10Follow me.
36:11Wait, what?
36:11Stop him before he ruins everything.
36:12We're supposed to go have a little chat with Ivy.
36:13Dad, why don't you sit down and have some more desserts?
36:14You said you like them, didn't you?
36:15There's plenty more.
36:15Yes!
36:16Yes!
36:16If there isn't enough, just tell the kitchen to bring more.
36:18Let them know I sent you.
36:20Oh, I see.
36:20You two are nervous.
36:21No matter.
36:21I'll go talk with Ivy alone.
36:22You two stay here.
36:23Stand by.
36:23Alone?
36:24Mr. Ivy.
36:26Your dad's gone mad.
36:27Dad, keep your voice down.
36:28We'll be in big trouble.
36:30Ivy!
36:31Ivy!
36:32Ivy!
36:32Stop, you're going to get embarrassing!
36:33Gosh, who let that peasant in?
36:35I mean, has he gone completely nuts talking to Lady Ivy like he knows her?
36:37That's Sir Garrett's father.
36:38Garrett is the youngest Knight Paramount ever.
36:40How could his father be so rude?
36:42He thinks he can do whatever he wants because his son's a Knight Paramount.
36:45Difficult for bottom feeders.
36:46How embarrassing.
36:47Garrett's stuck with that for a father.
36:49Good luck with his career.
36:52That's a farce.
36:53Have you heard where the invitation came from?
36:55Lord Killian said he didn't issue any extras.
36:58Oh, a forged invite.
37:00Garrett has broke, bragging form for a father.
37:02When you get the chance, throw them out.
37:06Lady Ivy, please forgive Garrett's father.
37:08He's a peasant beggar with no manners.
37:09I'll see him out.
37:10I'm so sorry, my lady.
37:11It's his first time in Orr-Wiv.
37:13Mr. Thor, it's really you.
37:15It's so nice to see you in Orr-Wiv.
37:16Gosh, you just hugged that peasant.
37:18That beggar really knows Lady Ivy.
37:19Look at you, eh?
37:20All grown up from that little crybaby.
37:22There is, um, someone special I'd like for you to meet.
37:25Well, if they know you, I would love to meet them.
37:27This is my son.
37:31That's just me.
37:32I'm Ivy Amber.
37:33You can call me Ivy.
37:37I'm, I'm Garrett Thorne.
37:39Sorry for my father's behaviour.
37:41He doesn't know that I'm a blessed kid.
37:42Oh dear, the Knight Paramount can't get his words out.
37:44Pull yourself together.
37:46All right, everyone.
37:46Move away.
37:47Me and Delivey need to have a chat.
37:55Garrett, you told me your dad was a simple farmer.
37:57How the hell does he know Lady Ivy?
37:59Brother Alex, I swear, I have no idea.
38:02So, what do you think of him?
38:03I think he, um, he passed Level 7 Mage Test and became Knight Paramount in his 20s.
38:09He's hardworking and talented.
38:11I, I think he's got great futures.
38:14What do you think of him?
38:17I think he's great.
38:20This one got easy.
38:21What do you mean got easy?
38:25I have no background or powerful family to back me up.
38:28Is that Garrett?
38:28Look around.
38:29I mean, who here actually respects me?
38:31All they care about is heritage and family names.
38:34My father's but a simple peasant who can't even use magic.
38:36My armour is but a simple costume to them.
38:38But do you really believe that?
38:40Sorry, I'm just letting out my frustrations.
38:42I do respect my father.
38:43I do.
38:43I mean, truly.
38:44Dad.
38:48Dad.
38:49Dad, get up quick.
38:50That's the...
38:51Insulin.
38:52How dare you sit on the holy throne that's reserved for Duke Killian?
38:54God, drag this blasphemous traitor out of here.
38:58My lords, please bear him.
38:59My father's mind isn't all there.
39:00I'll take him away at once.
39:01God, cut out his tongue and feed it to the dogs.
39:03My lords, Sir Garrett's father just simply wanted to warm the chair for the Duke.
39:06Warm the chair?
39:08What nonsense is this?
39:09He told me how thrilled he was to meet the Duke
39:11and it's getting awfully chilly out this harvest moon.
39:13So who'd have guessed his warm regards were literal?
39:15Yes, yes.
39:16My father kept telling me how much he wanted to do something for Duke Killian.
39:19He meant no offence.
39:20He's just ignorant to our customs.
39:21He is a simple peasant.
39:22My lords, why don't we call this a bit of fun?
39:24This is a banquet after all.
39:26Get up.
39:26Get up.
39:29Lady Ivy, I will look after Mr Thorne.
39:31Please, feel free to continue your conversation with Garrett.
39:36Wow, Mr Thorne, that was scary.
39:38Our noble customs are a burden.
39:39Here, drink this.
39:40It'll make you feel better.
39:42Thank you.
39:43Can I ask you a question?
39:43What is it?
39:44You and Lady Ivy, how does someone like her know you?
39:48Oh, well, I am sort of like a mentor.
39:52What sort of mentor?
39:53Oh, no, I get it.
39:56You do?
39:56Yes.
39:57Shh.
39:59Give it to yourself.
40:00If the others find out, then they'll come begging for my favours.
40:02And since you were quite rude to me earlier, I won't hold it against you, especially as you just stood
40:07up for ages now.
40:08Youngsters can be ignorant.
40:09I forgive you.
40:10You'll forgive me.
40:12Who do you think you are?
40:13I'm Sir Alexander.
40:13I'm a son of a minute.
40:15What do you think you know?
40:16You and Lady Ivy grew up in the same town?
40:18Yes.
40:18Right?
40:18She was an orphan.
40:19Yes.
40:19You taught her how to read and write.
40:20That's what you meant by mentor, isn't it?
40:23Well, I...
40:23See?
40:24Look who's ignorant.
40:26There he is.
40:27Let's trouble some peasant.
40:28Squirt him out.
40:29You've written enough, you greedy pig.
40:30Let's go.
40:31Go where?
40:34Excuse me.
40:35Go where?
40:35Go where?
40:36Out of the hall, of course.
40:37Don't make a scene out of respect for your son.
40:39We will let you live quietly.
40:40If you don't leave, we will escort you out.
40:41Yes, but I was invited.
40:42You were invited?
40:43You mean this invitation?
40:44Yes, that's it.
40:45That's it.
41:09Oracle has returned.
41:11Oracle has returned.
41:22Prepare my horse.
41:27How dare you attack a Naurith guard?
41:29An elemental spell.
41:30He is a mage.
41:31Oh dear.
41:32I overdid it.
41:33Apologies, everyone.
41:34Didn't mean to escape.
41:35Bloody lunatic.
41:39Enough.
41:41No one will lay their hands on my mantle.
41:43Are you okay?
41:44Who is?
41:44Mr Thorne.
41:45Have my guards upset you, Lady Ivy?
41:47This were any other occasion.
41:49He'd already be dead.
41:50Apologize, you fools.
41:51But Melody was yours.
41:52Shut it.
41:52I asked you to tell Oedon Thorne to give him his present for the auction.
41:58How could you make a mistake with such a simple command?
42:01Auction?
42:01Of course.
42:02The Deloar army is on the move.
42:04War with the Dark Lord advances.
42:06Every guest here has been asked to provide one artifact for the royal auction.
42:10I'm sure you brought something worthy since you were invited.
42:12Right?
42:16Auctioning off treasures to fund the war, eh?
42:18You lads really know how to throw a party.
42:19What is this auction business?
42:20Dad, enough.
42:22This isn't some village market.
42:23You've barged in here without even telling me.
42:25Do you have anything prepared?
42:26You know very well, we haven't got any so-called treasures.
42:27All the proceeds go to the royal war fund.
42:29If your offer is deemed insincere, it's considered disloyal to the kingdom.
42:32Oh, I see.
42:32So loyalty is measured in gold now, is it?
42:34If that's the case, those rich boys over there are ten times more loyal than you.
42:37Dad, quieter.
42:38The golden titles aren't what I want.
42:39But without the king's favour to get on council, how can I achieve anything?
42:42Toot Killian's going to be here.
42:43I can't let him think I'm too low-born to help.
42:45Garrods, come take your seats.
42:46The auction is about to begin.
42:47Don't worry.
42:48Even if all you've got is a sack of potatoes fresh from the dirt, we promise not to judge
42:52cow shit on them.
42:53My lords, please excuse my father.
42:55He's, um, he's not feeling well.
42:57What are you talking about?
42:57I feel fantastic.
42:58More fit than you, son.
42:59Oh, sure.
43:00Farming keeps him fit if you annoy his rutted brain.
43:02That peasant's son will never be one of us.
43:04Garrods, if your father insists on participating, why not ask him to stay?
43:09The auction's about to begin.
43:10My lords and ladies, if you'll follow through.
43:12Thank you.
43:15Leave it, the snacks!
43:24Duke, it's the highest honour of my life to greet you in person.
43:26The auction's already begun, and the nobles will be pleased to see you.
43:29Allow me to take you in.
43:30My lord?
43:34I can't let the famed oracle seem in such an unpresentable state.
43:37My lord?
43:38Find me a room.
43:39I need a bath.
43:44We came here to protect the kingdom, whilst others, I suppose, have come here for the
43:47free wine and leftovers.
43:48Look at the state of his boots.
43:51Ten generations of his family couldn't scrape together one single treasure.
43:53What could he possibly offer?
43:56Don't touch that.
43:57I'm sorry.
44:01Hey.
44:02Beer.
44:08Since we have a special guest today, I'll repeat the rules.
44:12Excuse me.
44:14Now is not the time for snacks, sir.
44:16It's ridiculous.
44:18I'm sorry.
44:19Couldn't help myself.
44:21Sir.
44:22Listen closely.
44:24All auction items are donated by the guests.
44:27The donor, and their relatives, may not bid on their own item.
44:31Now, as long as there's no objections, let the auction begin.
44:34Count Roderick Whittower offers a Dawnfire Chalice, blessed by the God of Dawn.
44:40Starting bid, 300,000 gold coins.
44:42That's a legendary relic.
44:43That's worth over a million gold on the black market.
44:46Count Roderick's devotion to Dawn could move the gods to tears.
44:49Just a stupid cup my old pal Dawn used to drink water from.
44:52Don't see what all the fuss is about.
44:54What'd you say, Dan?
44:55It's a lovely cup.
44:58Viscount Alex Sunblade offers a dragon egg, birthed over a thousand years ago by Schmergod
45:04the Mauve.
45:05Starting bid, 200,000 gold coins.
45:08Lady Annie Dewey presents a silver thread cloak.
45:11It's immune to blades and arrows.
45:14Starting bid, 400,000 gold coins.
45:19Sir Garret Thorny, a knight paramount.
45:22If I'm not much mistaken, he offers a portrait of the legendary Oracle.
45:26That's correct.
45:27How peculiar.
45:28Count Roderick also holds a portrait of the Oracle, painted by Maestro Mello.
45:34What?
45:38If you count as treasure, then your old dad's got a whole hoax of treasure.
45:40Hang on.
45:42Garret.
45:42Dad, snap out of it.
45:44You're a 20-year farmer.
45:45Barely enough to get by and half gone to poor mage apprentices.
45:47There's no way you have anything worthy of this auction.
45:50My lords, please forget my father.
45:51He's clueless about noble etiquette.
45:53He and I will leave.
45:54Wait.
45:55Garret, you serve in Aurawith.
45:56Your father's secrets may be deeper than you know.
45:59He has treasure.
46:00Well, show this.
46:01War funds demand every coin.
46:04Gold or copper.
46:06I'm just curious.
46:08What treasure could your father possibly offer?
46:11Nah.
46:12Bring me paints and a canvas.
46:14Canvas?
46:14What are you doing?
46:15I'm going to paint a new portrait of the Oracle.
46:16If this one's fake, I'm just going to rust up a new one.
46:18Dad.
46:18No, they won't mess with you.
46:20I'll find another way out for us.
46:21Bring him what he needs.
46:22Your dad can paint.
46:24Garret, if it's ugly, don't let any bid on it.
46:29My lord, why waste your time with these peasants?
46:32Let the clown have his way.
46:34It's my chance to get back a garret.
46:35No one bids on the painting, and I will graciously buy it.
46:38Then the knight of Paramount will only a favour.
46:40An excellent strategy, my lord.
46:44That's it.
46:45You're done.
46:45Yes.
46:46I mean, it's not bad.
46:47You can't rush art, you see.
46:49No.
46:51Oh, goodness.
46:53That's impossible.
46:56That's impossible.
46:58Oh, goodness.
46:59Jeez.
47:03You actually painted that?
47:04I mean, didn't have much time, so I didn't use all my talent, but it'll do.
47:08Dad, you're not serious, are you?
47:10With this painting, it's...
47:12What about it?
47:13You're calling this a portrait of the Oracle?
47:15That's just...
47:16A huge insult.
47:18You insolent, filthy, dirty, peasant rat.
47:22You dare call this the famed Oracle mentor?
47:24This is outrageous.
47:26Behold, his so-called masterpiece.
47:28A blind toddler could draw better.
47:30No hint of resemblance at all.
47:31I think it's pretty accurate.
47:32Oh, wait, stop.
47:35Are you sure you want to destroy this?
47:38I...
47:39Hmm.
47:40I put it down.
47:40That's no way to act.
47:41As bad as it is, it does show Mr. Thorne's devotion.
47:44You can't ruin it.
47:45A thousand apologies, my lord.
47:48I was just outraged.
47:50You have given Sir Garrett every chance, and this is what they bring?
47:53He's trying to humiliate you and everyone else present.
47:57Is that right?
47:58Absolutely not.
47:59Never.
48:00Well, incompetence or insult, we'll find out soon enough.
48:03Why not start bidding on this masterpiece?
48:07Okay, everyone.
48:08Back to your seats.
48:11Well, well, well.
48:12What should the starting bid be?
48:14Half a copper coin.
48:16Half?
48:16This is fine art.
48:18I'm being generous.
48:18It's more than it's worth.
48:22I'm being generous.
48:22It's more than it's worth.
48:23You think it's worthless?
48:25This is an original form.
48:26Cut it out.
48:26Do not mess with these nobles.
48:27They'll punish you without mercy.
48:29This is salmon.
48:30Ladies and gentlemen, let the auction begin again.
48:35Our first item is a portrait of the Oracle by Eden Thorne.
48:42As you can see, even the wisest of critics would fail to find any artistry in it.
48:46Our starting bid is half a copper crown.
48:49You'd be insane to bid on that.
48:51Maybe if you're out of toilet paper.
48:52The canvas seems absorbent.
48:54One copper coin.
48:56Guessing someone really is desperate.
48:57Sorry, I seem to be out of firewood.
49:00One copper coin going once.
49:02One copper crown going twice.
49:04Two coppers.
49:08Two and a half.
49:11Little Ivy, do you want a bid on it?
49:12You could put it above your fireplace.
49:14Don't cut it out.
49:15Give me the evil lady Ivy out of this.
49:16Please forgive me, my lady.
49:18Of course I do.
49:19But I'm not yet worthy of such a masterpiece.
49:22Pardon?
49:24Ten gold coins.
49:26Only a count could bid gold on toilet paper.
49:28I'm out.
49:29Ten gold coins by Count Roderick.
49:32Any higher?
49:33Thank you, my lord.
49:34Garrett, your father's actions aren't your burden.
49:36Let this purchase Cephalus.
49:38Come with me and I'll take you under my wing
49:39so you don't fall into his step.
49:41Such a generosity from the Count.
49:43Truly above reproach.
49:45Ten gold coins for that disaster.
49:46Roderick must really want Garrett on his side.
49:48My lord, I won't forget this kindness.
49:50I am yours to command.
49:52Not so.
49:53Ten gold coins is all it takes to buy you, is it?
49:55It's not about the money.
49:56All right.
49:57You've caused nothing but trouble.
49:58First the banquet, now the auction.
49:59Son, I don't think that we should...
50:00I don't think that we should...
50:03Merci.
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