00:00Donald Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. And
00:04the
00:04devil's like, I don't know what to do. You're on my list. You're definitely supposed to be here,
00:09but I don't have room for you. But you definitely have to stay here. So here's what I'm going to
00:13do.
00:13I have three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll just let one of them go and
00:19you can
00:19take their place. In fact, I'll even let you choose whose place you take. Trump feels like that's a
00:25fair deal. So he agrees. The devil opens the first door and inside is Obama and a swimming pool.
00:31Obama is just climbing up to this diving board, pencil diving into the pool, swimming to the end,
00:36getting back out and doing that again on a loop forever. Donald's like, I'm not a very good swimmer.
00:42And I don't think I could do that all day long for eternity. So pass. Who's in the next room?
00:48The
00:48devil opens the second door and Richard Nixon is in there with a sledgehammer. And the room is just
00:52full of rocks. Richard is just slinging that hammer, breaking rocks. And every time he breaks
00:58one rock, another rock appears. Trump is like, no, I have a bad shoulder. Like I definitely can't be
01:03in this room. Let's go check out room number three. The devil opens the door to room number three and
01:08inside Bill Clinton is laying on the bed, spread eagle, stark naked with his hands tied to the headboard
01:15and bent over him. Is Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica Lewinsky is known for doing? And Trump's
01:22like, hell yeah, I'll take room number three. Like for sure I can do this forever. And the devil goes,
01:28okay, Monica, you can go.
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