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00:00He'll kill me if I ruin the surprise.
00:02It's not a waffle truck that I asked.
00:03Oh.
00:05Welcome.
00:06I wanted you guys to be the first to see my new office.
00:08Look, if I'm going to be more out on the street watch commander,
00:11I need to take my office with me.
00:12Is this the new Interceptor utility vehicle?
00:15It is.
00:16700 horsepower, 8,000-pound towing capacity,
00:19level 4 ballistic door panels, dark mode,
00:22and 270-degree monitoring to analyze moving objects
00:25from potential threat levels.
00:26He calls it a super shop.
00:27That's a working title.
00:30See, we've got hats and bats,
00:31infrared camera,
00:33breaching tools.
00:35I have two 32-inch screens.
00:38Yeah.
00:38Wow.
00:39Can I be watch commander?
00:40No.
00:41But you are riding with me today.
00:42Yes.
00:43Show them droning.
00:44Oh, yeah.
00:45Check this out.
00:54Isn't he cute?
00:55Really?
00:57Yeah.
00:57Super Shop makes the Batmobile look like a kitty toy.
01:00And I can control it all right here from my phone.
01:05See?
01:08Damn it.
01:10Whoa, whoa.
01:11Damn it.
01:13He's playing Tim's Pump Up Jazz.
01:15Down!
01:15No, no, no, no.
01:16Stop, no.
01:16Stop, stop, stop.
01:19Stop.
01:20Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:39the scene, even if you stay in the SUV. Super shop. It's a working thing.
01:50Morning. Morning. All right, listen up. We're gonna do things a little different
01:55today. There'll be two supervisors out on the street, Sgt. Chen and myself. I know,
02:02I know, no one wants the boss showing up to their calls, second-guessing their
02:06every move. That is not my intention, okay? Nothing has to change. I just put wheels
02:10on my office. While we work out the details, Officer Nolan will be riding with
02:14me to help facilitate the transition. Any questions? Can I pick a playlist?
02:21It's a dumb question. All right, second order of business, Officer Juarez, will be
02:25on temporary duty assignment with the Detectives Bureau. Did you choose your
02:29focus? Yes. Missing persons. You sure about that? Yeah.
02:35Your call? All right, I have some updates from the night shift. This missing person's
02:39really not bad. Detective Thesman has a reputation. Like a, like, Harper reputation?
02:46No, um, opposite. Last day at the DA's office. Excited? I'm relieved. When the DA had one foot
02:54in retirement, now that Vivian's DA elect, she's gonna have free reign. Well, none of that will
02:58matter once you quit and open a private practice in Malibu with a view of the ocean. Uh, with
03:02that commute, you'd never see me again. Well, in my dream, I also work in Malibu.
03:07I have a robot helicopter that flies the kids to school. And a pony. Well, sorry to kill
03:11another one of your dreams, but I already reached out to my old landlord, and the only view from
03:15that office is to eat the open place on the first floor. Oh, before you go, make sure you
03:19pass off my cases to the right prosecutors. Daniels doesn't touch homicide. Give mine to Cosgrove.
03:24He is solid. That might be an issue. Cosgrove just quit. I gotta go. Good luck. Wesley, so
03:30good to see you. Yeah, right. I'm serious. No hard feelings on my end. Yeah, because you
03:35destroyed me. Well, exactly. I made good on the promise I made you when you threw your
03:38hat in the ring. It's nothing personal. In fact, I agree with you on a lot of the issues,
03:42and I know that together we can take the DA's office in a positive direction. Mm-hmm.
03:48You're not gonna fall for that, are you? No. I was about to hand in my resignation letter.
03:52Well, she won't accept it. With Cosgrove, Garcia, and Martin already out, she can't afford to lose
03:56anyone else. Martin quit? Keyed her car on the way out. A hero to us all. Come on.
04:05Hey, sorry about the election. That should have been me facing Vivian. You were handed a
04:09poison chalice. I drank from it willingly. How's Logan? He's good. You know, he just
04:15got another chip. He's been clean now almost four months. That's great. Yeah. Uh, what
04:21about you? You gonna do the Rothwell and Pierce thing? No, I'm, uh, I'm gonna stay here. And
04:27you should, too. Mm-hmm. Come on, Wes. You joined this place to change the culture from
04:32within. To ensure that justice, not punishment, was our paramount virtue. Remember? It's a very
04:38inspirational message that just lost by 23 points. Look, Vivian ran on Tough on Crime. She's
04:45gonna deliver. Yeah, which is why the city needs people like us here, now more than ever. Look,
04:50we still can make a difference. Sean. You're here already. Let's work together one last time.
04:55If at the end of the day you still want to quit, I won't stand anyway. This job is where
05:00ambition
05:00goes to die. Wait, what? Missing persons. It's not a real department. It's a halfway house
05:07for cases on the way to real departments. That's, uh, that's a lot of reports for a fake department.
05:1290% of these cases will solve themselves. Teenager just needed to blow off steam. A wife went on a
05:17bender, came home when she sobered up. Kid fell asleep playing hide-and-seek. Well, I've been
05:21on patrol for three years. I know most missing persons reports go nowhere, but there are people
05:27in the stack who are victims of real crimes. Crimes with their own departments, like trafficking
05:32or homicide. Sorry to interrupt. Homicide once in the graph case. Fisherman found the body,
05:38looks like murder. Rest in peace. Okay. Obviously, you know the job way better than I do, but it
05:48wouldn't hurt to look through the case files, see if there's anyone we can help. Knock yourself out.
06:00This thing drives like a dream. In these seats. Ten minutes in a regular shop, my ass is barking.
06:07Yeah, well, don't get used to it. You're just here while I work out the kinks. Once Penn is back
06:12from
06:12training, you're back in the shop and I'm on my own. I have a 415 at Fifth and Western. RP
06:17reports two
06:17shirtless men circling each other. Seven out of 100, two blocks away, shows responding. You sure?
06:23Sounds like your basic alcohol-fueled slugfest. Yeah, I have to test response times and even the
06:27most basic of calls. The captain's calling. Bradford. Can you hold? Yeah, I'll hold.
06:40I'll be right there. I got this one. LAPD, you guys break it up. Sorry, he was just called into
06:48a
06:48meeting. Can you hold just a minute longer? Thanks. No, I'm at...
07:02Sorry to keep you waiting. No problem, sir. We're getting a lot of complaints about vagrants in
07:07Stoner Park. I've got to say renaming it would be a strong start. It's important that people feel
07:12safe in public places. Couldn't agree more. I'll have additional units in the area starting today.
07:17Okay, uh, is that it? One more thing. I just want to say your tireless commitment to justice and the
07:23people of this... Thank you, sir. Hey, hey, hey. Good job, sir. You supervised the hell out of that.
07:31You're still here. And I think I found a workable case. Sadie Bell, 30, was reported missing last week,
07:37but according to her best friend Joe, Sadie never misses visitation with her kid on the first
07:41Tuesday of every month. Walk with me. Reporting party's address? Um, 5206th Street. It's a homeless
07:51shelter. Joe is unhoused, meaning Sadie's unhoused. Not the most reliable bunch. On the other hand, sir,
07:57unhoused women are highly vulnerable to physical and sexual assaults. True, and they're also more likely
08:01to be substance abusers who miss things like supervised child visitations. I know. Well,
08:07I think it's worth investigating, so what's our first step? Why are you so gung-ho, Officer Morris?
08:12And don't just say the indefatigability of youth. Uh, my, uh, sister was abducted when I was a child,
08:20sir. I, uh, lived the fear of not knowing where a loved one is. Understandable and quite noble,
08:28but I would caution you that the thousand files in my office are not an unending stack of potential
08:34happy endings. For the subset that are not just runaways or miscommunications,
08:40the endings are mostly heartbreaking.
08:45I haven't had a chance to review the reports, but it's at the top of my list. Okay, I appreciate
08:50the
08:50reminder. How did Gray make it look so easy? Oh, the scowl helped. Yeah. You don't want to bother that
08:58face with anything less than an absolute emergency. My scowl is legendary. It was, but then Lucy moved in.
09:07You know what? I take it back. Hey, Dash, everything all right? Hey, so lesson for the future. Uh,
09:14if somebody asks you if you want to see a dead body, uh, say no. Dash, are you standing over
09:19a dead body?
09:22Yep. He's been here for at least a day. Won't know how long for sure until TID gets here and
09:28we
09:28turn him over. Kenneth Morris. K-Dog? For real? Uh, Kenny's my English teacher. Was my English teacher.
09:36Okay, so, uh, who found the body? Uh, Dakota. We're in fourth period together, but I didn't think it was
09:42real. She's always gossiping about something. Last week, she told me she was quitting school
09:46because she landed some influencer brand deal with Pop-Tarts. Turns out it was just her regional
09:51campaign. No offense. It just doesn't seem like, uh, Coastwood is your scene. Oh, it's not. Uh,
09:56but my mom said I needed a strong senior year in order to get into a good college,
10:00so she landed an office job here. That way I get a major break on tuition. Dad, not in the
10:04picture?
10:04No, he kind of lurks in the background like the Babadook, specializing in bad decisions and
10:10hot cougars. Right. Uh, so you said Dakota found the body originally. Uh, no, Dakota said CJ told her
10:17about it, who heard about it from Ilya and Autumn, who might have heard about it from somebody else.
10:22So how many teenagers came out to the woods, saw a dead body, and did nothing about it except tell
10:28their friends? Unknown, but I bet they all took selfies with it. I'm starving. Can we order green juice or
10:34something?
10:34Your intermittent fast doesn't end until one. We can talk after that.
10:38No one is asking you to spy on your friends. No, we have hidden surveillance set up to capture
10:43candid conversations. Tight. Uh, but they're not my friends. No. How's my hair? It's fine.
10:50Who were you trying to impress? No one, Autumn. She's pretty. It's like saying that the hanging
10:59gardens of Babylon were cool instead of a feat of unparalleled engineering that redefined
11:04elegance and beauty in the ancient world. But I'm a little biased. Clearly. She nice.
11:11Hey, Dad. Do you want to come to my premiere tonight? Uh, yeah, totally. I would love to.
11:15No, wait. My publicist said we already did our charity work for the year, so you're out of luck.
11:20Sorry. What are you premiering? The new LaPorte film. It's already getting Oscar buzz. Oh,
11:27who do you play in the movie? Young addict number two. No lines, but my featured reactions really
11:33carry the film. Oh, by the way, I have a hard out at three. Lamb squad's coming to my house.
11:38Well,
11:38we'll try to get you out in time for the full face shellacking. Do you have a parent or guardian
11:43with
11:43you? Oh, no, thank you. I was legally emancipated when I was 13, so I could, um, work adult hours
11:51on set.
11:51I don't need them here. Great. Let's interview you first. Awesome. Please tell me Jack won't be going
11:58there. It's not definite, but Jack's preschool is the feeder school for Coastwood. It would be an
12:05easy transition. Logistically, maybe, but emotionally. Won't you die a little? Yes. But L.A.
12:12elementary schools are more competitive than Stanford, and having an easy path would save hundreds of
12:17hours of stress. Yeah, but then he'd be going to school with kids like these. That's where it falls
12:22apart. And what can you tell me about Morris? Kenny was such a sweetie. Even when I had to miss
12:27a lot
12:27of class last year, he was so chill about it. Why did you have to miss school? I was doing
12:31this indie
12:32project. We were supposed to premiere at Sundance, but then the director had all these, like, harassment
12:37allegations or whatever and got basically blackballed. And now my career has to suffer. Like, did Kenneth
12:43have any disagreements with other teachers, faculty? No. I really can't imagine anyone wanting
12:49to hurt Ken Ken. It wasn't traditionally attractive, sure, but that's no reason to be murdered. Right?
12:56Can I vape in here? I have a note from my therapist. He does. I have it right here. No.
13:02Who first told
13:03you about the body in the woods? It was sushi Tuesday, so I was pretty laser focused on whether I
13:08wanted
13:09Ahi or Uni. I think I ended up getting both. Let's focus here. Where did you hear about the body?
13:17Well, I remember Autumn mentioning something earlier in the day when she was talking to Ilya,
13:22but Ilya said he had heard it from... Zoe. I guess she originally saw something
13:27about it in a DM from Lynette when she was going through CJ's phone. And given what happened on the
13:32school trip last year, it is super sketchy that he was DMing Lynette. Backup, where do we think the
13:39rumor started? Nowhere. Like, everywhere. How are we further from figuring this out than when we started?
13:45I'll call for backup. Hi again. Thank God. A normal teenager. No offense, it's just your
13:51classmates tend to be... Overwhelmed by their own champagne problems. I get it. My dysfunction is a
13:57little bit more proletariat. I guess that's one way to put it. Yeah, I don't really hang out with
14:00them much outside of school. And that's not just because I didn't make Forbes 20 under 20, but
14:05it's definitely a factor. Well, we're not done with the interviews yet, but so far,
14:09no one we have talked to has said they're the one who started the rumor. They all claim to have
14:13heard
14:13it from someone else. Right. So Reese heard about it from CJ, who heard about it from Zoe, who saw
14:18it
14:18in a DM from, um... You said that Reese heard about it from CJ? That's what she told us. Uh,
14:23that doesn't
14:24make any sense. They got in a huge fight last week about, you know, whether or not sending nudes to
14:28other
14:28people accounts as cheating. They haven't spoken to each other since, and word in the halls is that
14:32Zoe and CJ are the new Ick couple. Oh my god, yes. I was totally picking up on that vibe,
14:36but I saw
14:37that Zoe wasn't following CJ on Instagram, so I put it from my head. But when I doubled back to
14:42check,
14:42it looks like she does follow him, but only with her Finsta. With her Finsta. Yeah. Okay, this is,
14:48this is actually all starting to make sense. It is? Um, so Lynette and Emma, they went to the bathroom
14:54to do
14:55a fit check for their joint Instagram account, and Lynette said that she hears somebody crying
14:59in one of the stalls, and she says that it's Reese, because she recognizes her leather tabbies.
15:05Travis tells Paul in the parking lot that he heard about a dead body from some bitch in first period,
15:11and who does he have first period with? Reese. And Dash heard about the body from Dakota, who is Reese's
15:18second best friend, but she has been fighting for that number one spot. So, I mean, she would do
15:24anything that Reese says. So, if Reese told Dakota to lie about where she heard about the body? This is
15:31all coming back to Reese. Okay, so is Reese witness zero, or is she the killer? Sadie!
15:45Yeah. Okay. You know, that night Sadie went missing, it was pouring rain and the shelter was full,
15:54so I'm thinking she crawled in here to stay dry and got trapped. A couple months ago, I found a
16:00bunch
16:01of guys living it up in an access tunnel. Electricity, Wi-Fi, the whole thing. They had the right idea.
16:08But you also have electricity and Wi-Fi. Yeah, but I have to pay for it. Right.
16:15You know, one of those gays, if they locked behind her, she could be trapped or too injured to crawl
16:19out.
16:19Yeah, but at this point, she's probably dead from dehydration. Wait, what?
16:28Sadie! If you can hear me, make a sound!
16:42Desmond. Where are you? I'm inside a service tunnel looking for Sadie. I called the shelter.
16:47She showed up this morning. You're kidding. Well, why didn't they call us? They never do.
16:51So she was fine this whole time? Yeah, it turns out that her friend had the visitation day wrong.
16:56Well, but hey, cheer up. At least you only wasted your own time.
17:03I am so sorry.
17:15Oh, hey, Selina. Hey, I heard about the missing person who wasn't missing.
17:21Already? I just got back. Smitty was with you. Right. Oh, I'm gonna owe a lot of favors after
17:28dragging the cavalry through the sewers. Okay, first of all, do not refer to any group that includes
17:32Smitty as the cavalry in second. Those guys will forgive you or, you know, somebody else will screw
17:37up way worse and then they'll be focused on that. Well, I'm kidding. Hey, one misstep does not change
17:42the fact that your instincts here are legendary. So just take a second to wallow in this, but then get
17:48cleaned up and get back out there, yeah? Yeah. Hey. Oh, you're too kind. Yes, I'm really looking
18:00forward to working with you as well, Madam Mayor. Okay, bye-bye. Sorry, I've been so busy. Um, before
18:07I make the big move upstairs, I wanted to get our house in order a little bit, clear the deck.
18:11So we
18:12have 27 felony arrests, waiting prosecution. We just do not have the manpower to take them all to
18:19trial. Why? Did you lose some ADAs or something? There's been turnover, yes. So I've got plea deals
18:27approved for all these cases and I need you both to get them signed ASAP. Murder two? This guy robbed
18:32a convenience store and the clerk had a heart attack. That is felony manslaughter at best. And the teen who
18:37pegged his principal with a football is assault with a deadly weapon? Did the DA sign off on these? I
18:42pointed to
18:42the significant mandate voters handed me and he agreed. Well, their lawyers are not going to agree to
18:47these terms. Make them agree.
19:00Apple Pruitt. She lives in my building. Her mother reported her missing a month ago when she didn't
19:05return from Coachella. Every year we get a spike in imports after Tela. This is one time this guy
19:12disassociated so hard he reported himself missing. No, but this one's weird. Apple has a strong social
19:17media presence but didn't post anything about what happened this year. There was a massive dust storm.
19:23They canceled day two at the Sahara tent. I mean, everyone was posting about it. It's not exactly a
19:28smoking gun. Okay, listen. I know how this sounds, but something is telling me to investigate.
19:34I see what's going on. You said she lives in your building? Mm-hmm. Classic move. You take a case
19:40near your house so you can investigate it from your living room. When the shift ends, you're just a few
19:44steps from your futon. I'm not trying to go home early. That's too bad. I thought you were finally
19:51catching on. There's no obvious connection between Reese and Mr. Morris. He did tutor her every week,
19:59but he tutored a lot of the kids. Yeah, and his Venmo transactions show that he was pulling down six
20:03figures on top of his salary. Why is tutoring in quotes? And one of the parents added a winky face
20:09emoji.
20:13Every student who paid for tutoring got a name. The only kid who was struggling was Dash. Yeah,
20:17his mom was barely scraping tuition together. They couldn't afford anything extra. Okay, so the
20:23parents are paying for grades so the kids get into a better college, but I mean, why kill him? Maybe.
20:29He couldn't deliver. If I spent that kind of money and my kid didn't get into their dream school,
20:33I'd be pissed. Reese, have you decided what college you're going to? Um, I think I may be taking a
20:41gap year.
20:42From your social media accounts, it seems like you're all about Yale.
20:46Yeah, it was kind of my mom's thing. But you did apply. Yeah, I applied to lots of places, but
20:52I
20:53didn't get in, so. Was your mom upset? Yeah, I guess. Reese, we know it was you who started the
21:01rumor.
21:02No, I heard it from CJ. We know that's not true, but you did tell Dakota and Travis and Lynette.
21:11You know how that tells me? You wanted someone to know. You wanted the police to know, but you just
21:18didn't want to be the one to call. It didn't seem right that he was just lying out there. How
21:25do you
21:25know he'd been killed? I stayed late on Tuesday. My mom wanted to talk to Mr. Morris. She was so
21:35angry
21:36about Yale. She was yelling at him and he wanted to talk somewhere private, so they went out back behind
21:43the school. I waited and waited and finally my mom came back.
21:51Just her. Not him. And her hands were... She wouldn't talk about it, but I... I knew she did something.
22:04I didn't want any of this to happen. I don't even care about college.
22:15Well, at least I know why I was failing the class. Your mom wasn't bribing the teacher. Yeah. Then I
22:20never did any homework. Now listen, your mom is stuck at school. Things are about as hectic over
22:25there as you can imagine, so your dad's gonna come take you home. Is that right? Yeah, it's fine. He
22:32shows up every six to eight months to remind everybody where my mom got sole custody. I'm telling you,
22:36you cannot lose. You would be a fool not to invest. Hit me up on socials. I will tell you
22:41more about
22:41it, okay? Hey, here's my guy. How you doing? I still haven't had that grocery yet, huh? I'm pacing
22:47myself. Hey, sorry I haven't been around much. Been, uh, working crazy hours. Um, but good news,
22:53Tiger Bear has one more investor signed on with a non-binding verbal agreement. Tiger Bear? It's a
22:57soup. It's a breakfast soup. Dash, come on. No, that was the last one. Tiger Bear Whiskey Tequila is the
23:03ski-less startup. It's gonna be huge. You should get in on the grand floor, champ. I'm telling you,
23:08an investment of ten grand will triple by the end of the year, guaranteed. You do know your son found
23:13one of his teachers dead behind the school gym today. Damn it. Sorry, sorry. Uh, okay, uh, keep going.
23:20Uh, so Dash was working out and, uh... Just take me home. Will they have to excavate the
23:25passenger seat for parking tickets again, or...? He's joking. I am a model citizen. Don't say that.
23:35Dash. I'm around if you need me. So we gotta stop by my place first,
23:39but we'll make it a pro-out, you know? Or some Zah. We'll watch last week's UFC.
23:42No problem? Just the universal unfairness of the world. Nothing actionable.
23:51Thanks for coming in. This is a plea deal, and before you ask, it's the best deal your client's
23:55gonna get. I know. Murder, too. It seems excessive. I mean, all you did was rob a convenience store. It
24:01wasn't your fault that the clerk had a heart attack. The man had end-stage heart disease. Now,
24:06a jury could see that as extenuating circumstances. I mean, if the jury was blind, maybe they'd see that
24:13as a gang tattoo. But I don't have to risk that possibility if you just say yes to the plea.
24:17I mean, who cares? There's no precedent for a felony prosecution this severe.
24:21So what if our only witness has been charged with perjury and false accusations in two other cases?
24:26I mean, if you think you could do better at trial, you just push that plea deal right back at
24:30me.
24:52The music is nowhere near too loud.
24:55I'm Officer Juarez with LAPD. Yeah, I'm following your roommate Apple Pruitt's case.
25:00Yeah, she hasn't come home, right? No. No, I'm, I'm very sick.
25:06Do you mind if I come inside? Sure. Yeah, of course.
25:14I've actually been boxing up Apple's things all day. It's officially 30 days tomorrow. I just,
25:20I need someone else in here to help me with this crazy rant. Not that Apple is great about paying.
25:26She doesn't believe in money or monogamy or cleaning. She sounds like a lot. Oh,
25:34I mean, don't get me wrong. She was, is, um, one of my favorite people. Just not the greatest
25:40at cohabitation. Right. And the last time you saw her was right before she left for Coachella?
25:46She loved going, even though she had her issues before. I mean, bad drugs and aggressive guys. She
25:53definitely had some scares. And you think that's what happened to her? I don't know. Um,
26:00I mean, I'm just trying to be helpful, but I'm desperate for you to find her.
26:06Do you mind if I take a look at her bedroom? Yeah, no problem. It's, uh, it's right over there.
26:15I don't know.
26:16I don't know.
26:17Come on.
27:03I'm sorry.
27:05I'm sorry.
27:06It's not what you think.
27:17I'm sorry.
27:44I'm sorry.
27:54This is Officer Juan.
27:55It's badge number 53397.
27:57I'm code 4 with a possible 245 suspect.
28:00Also suspected of an 187.
28:02Sent backup.
28:02I need an RATID to my location.
28:07You don't understand.
28:09She was the worst roommate ever.
28:14I'm pretty sure you're the worst roommate ever.
28:20So, this is just temporary, but the money train is chugging into the station.
28:27Then I'm going to be playing the how many square feet is too many square feet game.
28:31Want some?
28:31Uh, no thanks.
28:32I just shotgunned some gasoline.
28:43Oh, God.
28:44I had some serious stuff.
28:46Hey, um, so this fancy private school of yours...
28:49Where a teacher was just murdered?
28:51Really?
28:51How have you not been paying attention?
28:54Never mind.
28:55Of course you're out.
28:55All I'm saying is, you're in the perfect spot to help your dear old dad raise some cash money capital.
29:01I'm having supply issues in the Czech Republic.
29:03But they specialize in neither risky nor chicken.
29:05Okay, that is besides the point.
29:06Anyways, you would be helping out the family if I can get you to make a few introductions.
29:11If I say I'll think about it, will you take me home?
29:14Come on, what's the rush?
29:15Party's just getting started.
29:18Guys, I know you're in there.
29:20Open the damn door.
29:25We're going to go out the window.
29:26No, we're not.
29:28I can hear you in there.
29:29Open the door or we kick it in.
29:31Uh, okay.
29:32Um, so a few of my friends are here.
29:35Um, you got to go hide.
29:37Why would I hide from your friends?
29:38Just kidding.
29:39Go, go.
29:40And don't come out.
29:41No matter what.
29:44Oh, man.
29:50Dash?
29:50I think I might be in some trouble.
29:56Fellas.
29:56Wait, wait, wait, wait.
29:57I'm sorry about the confusion.
29:59Your money, it's being transferred.
30:00It's just the act, you know?
30:01It takes a few days, so...
30:05Okay, where are you?
30:06Uh, closet.
30:08That's apartment.
30:09They're beating them up.
30:10I can get your money just one more day.
30:13Like, two times.
30:13Wait, wait, wait, no.
30:15All right, stay hidden until we get there.
30:17I can't.
30:19I feel killed.
30:20I have to do something.
30:22No, Dash.
30:23Dash, no.
30:28I don't know how you can get your money.
30:29What the hell is this?
30:30It's, uh, my neighbor.
30:31He waters my plants.
30:36You are such a liar.
30:38Although lying to protect your kid is almost noble,
30:41be ashamed if I have to break all his teeth,
30:44stump both his ends in a suit.
30:45Pass and pass.
30:48How about we go with my plan instead?
30:50Rob a bunch of rich kids that go to my school?
30:53Who wants a Rolex?
30:57You better not be lying, kid.
30:59Your dad is out of free passes.
31:03Let's go.
31:08Dash would never knowingly put someone in danger.
31:10So we track down whether any school families are out of town.
31:13The LaPorte premiere.
31:15He's a pretentious auteur filmmaker.
31:17His new movie launches tonight.
31:19Autumn Harrington is in it.
31:20That's the girl that Dash has a crush on.
31:22Her address is in the system.
31:27Damn, who is this chick?
31:29Autumn?
31:30She's an up-and-coming IT girl.
31:32Her new project's getting Oscar buzz.
31:33Yeah?
31:35Well, let's hope she get paid in diamond bracelets.
31:37You know, stuff that's easy to pawn.
31:39Otherwise, you and your dad are going to find out
31:42what the landfill tastes like.
31:44Out.
31:50Stay with Gus until I give you the signal, all right?
31:55Man, for what it's worth,
31:56your dad is the biggest trainwrecker I ever met.
31:59My old man, he in prison.
32:01Trying to steal a FedEx plane with a tow truck.
32:03Well, if you're the ghost of my future self,
32:05I might just have to Virginia Woolf it.
32:08I don't know what that means.
32:09She was arguably the most influential writer
32:11of the 20th century.
32:13Ended it all by walking into a river
32:15with rocks in her pockets.
32:19Nobody likes a comedian, kid.
32:21I'd argue, but the gun gives you
32:23the last word.
32:26Hey, if this is set up,
32:28I'm killing everybody.
32:29Got it?
32:30Yes, sir.
32:35You're not my agadashi tofu.
32:38You're not supposed to be here.
32:39Well, you cut me out of the movies
32:41when I wasn't on the list.
32:42Do you know how mortifying that...
32:45Who the hell are you?
32:46Hey, who else in the house?
32:47Nobody.
32:47Daddy, my parents are in Monaco.
32:50All right.
32:51Get over here.
32:51I don't want to.
32:53No problem.
32:54I'll just shoot you.
33:01Who the ants?
33:02What?
33:02Why?
33:03Whoa.
33:04It's even bigger on the inside.
33:06See, this is the kind of place
33:07I'm going to get when I get paid.
33:08Hey, man, shut up.
33:10Stay down here with the idiot, all right?
33:11Steal anything that's shiny.
33:17Now, take me to your parents, Raminate.
33:18That'll have a boatload of watches and jerseys.
33:20Hey, hey.
33:20Whoa, whoa.
33:20Those whiskey bottles worth like $500 each.
33:22I'm just going to grab a couple.
33:24Show me.
33:25All right.
33:30How about this?
33:32The Merlot, really?
33:33No, dude, those two are worth way more.
33:44All right, all right.
34:18Hey, where's the jewelry?
34:20Crozet.
34:22All right.
34:24Hey, hey.
34:24Stay here.
34:30Okay.
34:36I cannot believe you brought them to my house.
34:38I panicked, okay?
34:39They were going to kill my dad.
34:41Besides, you weren't supposed to be here.
34:43It would never knowingly put you in danger.
34:45Because you have the odds for me.
34:47I have romantic intentions, yeah,
34:49but clearly you don't share them, so...
34:53It's not like you're not cute.
34:54You're just...
34:55Poor?
34:56Exactly.
35:02What are you doing?
35:03Looking for a gun.
35:05Oh, that's not a gun.
35:06Oh.
35:07Oh.
35:07Oh, your parents are freaky.
35:09What the hell are you doing?
35:10Get away from there.
35:11Oh, no.
35:11Sorry.
35:20Hey, Andre wouldn't really hurt my kid, right?
35:22This is a scare tactic.
35:24I mean, I know I'm not a great dad, but I try, you know?
35:28When it's convenient for me.
35:30Like, I want to be better.
35:32Like, I really do.
35:32I think about it all the time.
35:35Well, not all the time.
35:37It's not the heart of the problem, really.
35:39I just got to be better.
35:40The kid deserves a role model,
35:42not the flaming hot mess I am on a daily basis.
35:47It feels really good to come clean about this, you know?
35:49It's kind of cathartic.
35:49Wake up!
35:50When the hell did you get here?
35:52Where's Dash?
35:53Let's go.
35:54No, she's staying here.
35:55She hasn't seen your face, so you're in the clear.
35:57Just...
35:57You can do whatever you want to be.
35:58Just let her go.
35:59Hey, man, you got balls, kid.
36:00Unlike your father, but she cannot stay here, all right?
36:03Let's go.
36:03There's a gold bar on that bedside table.
36:05Yeah, right.
36:06I'm serious.
36:07But if you want to leave it, like...
36:09All right, stay right here.
36:11Don't move.
36:17Get back.
36:19Drop it.
36:22Come on, get up.
36:25Hey, you doing okay?
36:27Physically.
36:29There, give me this.
36:32Ow.
36:33Thanks.
36:35And thanks for trying to save me.
36:37Yeah, anytime.
36:39Oh, thank God.
36:41Although, I knew it was all going to be all right.
36:44Hey, um, maybe we don't tell your mom about this.
36:47You know, we just keep it a bro thing.
36:49So we can...
36:49Just stop.
36:51Everything that you do, everything that you say is just so...
36:54selfish, so toxic.
36:56You haven't done one fatherly thing for me in my entire life.
36:59All you care about is yourself, and I'm just sick of it.
37:03I'm done with you.
37:05Forever.
37:06What?
37:13So, we met with all 27 defendants.
37:16It's the craziest thing.
37:18We tried our hardest.
37:19None of them would accept a plea deal.
37:21Not a one.
37:21Well, I hope you've kept your weekends clear, because now you've got 27 trials you're going
37:25to need to prepare for.
37:26Hmm.
37:28About that.
37:30I quit.
37:31And I'd say, best of luck, but I hope you fail.
37:35Spectacularly.
37:35Sorry, Sean.
37:36I just can't.
37:36No.
37:37No worries.
37:38I can't either.
37:40I quit, too.
37:41Wow.
37:42Hey, what do you think of the law firm of Del Monte and Evers?
37:44Well, you haven't worked a day in your life as a defense attorney.
37:47Evers and Del Monte.
37:49Turn to the right.
37:51Way ahead of you.
37:52Not my first radio.
37:54Now, we just need your clothes for evidence, and then, uh, for you to go.
37:59After everything that happened?
38:01The DA may still press charges, but it was pretty clear you were under duress.
38:06I really wanted this town to be different.
38:08I was going to buy a dash of car.
38:10With the Tiger Bear money.
38:11I'd look to make up for lost time, you know?
38:14But, she's right.
38:15I'd screw everything up.
38:17It's better off without me.
38:19Probably.
38:21I've had some experience with bad fathers, and the love the sons feel for them, no matter
38:27how many times they get their hearts broken.
38:29And unless you're willing to change, and I mean really change, the best thing you can
38:36do for Dash is just leave him the hell alone.
38:40Made all these mistakes, but I made them mine.
38:45I made all these mistakes, but I made them mine.
38:48What were you thinking?
38:51I'm fine.
38:52Thanks for asking.
38:53Do you know how close you were to becoming a missing person yourself?
38:56If she would have succeeded in killing you, how would I have known?
38:58First thing she'd do is destroy your phone.
39:00So when I pulled to your last known location, it would be your building.
39:05So to me and the world, you were home, and then you vanished.
39:09I see that now.
39:10It's just I figured I'd stop by and ask a few questions.
39:12We have protocols for a reason.
39:16Yes, sir.
39:18I let my best intentions obscure my judgment, proving I still have a lot to learn about
39:24this job.
39:25But if I can be so bold as to ask a favor?
39:33You can ask.
39:35I remain undaunted.
39:38So if a file comes across your desk that gives you a feeling, call me.
39:42I am happy to run down any lead I can for you, free of charge.
39:51Deal.
39:53And for what it's worth, I'm glad you're okay.
39:57I made all these mistakes, but I made them mine.
40:13Your dad's gone, and your mom's on her way.
40:16Cool.
40:19You want to talk about anything?
40:22Uh, not really.
40:23I think I'm a little talked out for once.
40:27Understood.
40:31You're not at the risk of sounding overly earnest.
40:35You're a very special young man.
40:37Despite work.
40:39Maybe even because of what your father's put you through.
40:43Now, I know you know that you're not him in any, any way, shape, or form.
40:49But I also know that family pain is emotional and not intellectual.
40:59I'm just trying to say, um, if you ever need a reminder of this conversation, you have my number.
41:07Thanks.
41:09And just to be clear, you're saying I can call you every morning at the crack of dawn just to
41:13tell me I'm awesome?
41:14No.
41:15Every other morning.
41:16Twice a week, final offer.
41:17I can live with that.
41:20If you can live with unlimited text, DMs, and social media shoutouts.
41:24Just the calls.
41:26Okay.
41:28Smart man.
41:32Let's see.
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