00:20I don't know what to do.
00:59He, he, he, he.
01:45Cursed. Cursed!
01:50Cursed is this map. The map to the treasure of the Spanish invade.
01:56You cannot begin to imagine the horrors the curse brings.
02:03So do not even try.
02:06But the curse can be avoided if you put the map back in its bottle before sunset.
02:17Sunset. Sunset.
02:39Sunset. Sunset. Sunset! Sunset!
02:59I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
03:02-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
03:03-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
03:05-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
03:07-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
03:08-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
03:20And if I remember the maps I've seen in me youth, this one be leadin to the lost riches.
03:26Oh, oh, the Spanish Maine!
03:37Finally, that treasure has been a 40-year competition between me and me two scurvy siblings,
03:43Blue Pirate Bob and Purple Pirate Paul.
03:47Ooh, what a couple of ugly, bilge-wrapped baby!
03:51Yarr! Now I'm gonna keel-hole ya! Yarr!
03:57Oh, I'm sorry. Walk the plank. I was gonna make you walk the plank.
04:03But now I'd be in such a fine mood, I'll be holdin' off on it.
04:08For now.
04:16Yarr!
04:17Oh, nice work, Thomas!
04:23Yarr!
04:39Yarr!
04:42Yarr!
04:44Yarr!
04:45Now, he said, I be Blue Pirate Bob, and I don't take lightly to no stowaways.
04:52You know what I do to stowaways?
05:02Yarr!
05:02Yarr!
05:03Yarr!
05:04Oh, sorry. No! I don't feed em' and make em' comfortable, and see to their every need.
05:10But you're half right, cause there will be some feedin' to me mascot!
05:17Sorry, little fella. I'm just translating.
05:33What's that you say?
05:36You want to bargain for your life, Judy?
05:47A treasure, says ye. Well, what? That makes the sweetpot sweeter, doesn't it?
05:54And where might that be?
06:01Well, if it ain't the ship of me no-good brother, Red Pirate Ron.
06:06So, you're saying he found a treasure map, are ye?
06:14Arrgh!
06:15Arrgh! Well then, let's pay him our traditional family visits, says I, huh?
06:40Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
06:44Oh, that should keep the mast from falling over again.
06:48Arrgh! Arrgh!
06:53Arrgh! Arrgh!
07:00Arrgh! Arrgh!
07:02Arrgh!
07:02Oh, wow! What in the name of Davey Joseph's locker room!
07:06Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
07:16Oh, me hated proper blue pirate Bob!
07:19So you smell me treasure map, huh?
07:22Well, come and get it!
07:24Oh, my God.
08:01Oh, my God.
08:32Oh, my God.
08:41Oh, my God.
09:13Oh, my God.
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44:14Oh, my God.
44:18Oh, my God.
44:27Oh, my God.
44:31Oh, my God.
45:06Greetings, Fortune Hunters. I am the spirit of Don Diego Clippershears. You survived the curse of my man and have
45:20come seeking the burial place of the treasure of the Spanish main.
45:27Unfortunately, that makes you thieves. And all thieves must first get by. My security system.
45:48You do not get to be the most famous wig maker in Spain without knowing a little magic.
45:54How else could someone make all those old guys want to wear long, curly hair? It looks ridiculous.
46:07Behold, the guardian of the treasure of the Spanish main!
46:27Well, it was the only thing we had on the ship to model it after.
46:43You did not think I would just give you the treasure, did you?
46:51Farewell, fools!
46:54Move!
46:57Move!
46:59Move!
47:05Move!
47:07Move!
47:15Move!
47:16Move!
47:19Move!
47:21Move!
47:24Move!
47:25Move!
47:28Move!
47:29Move!
47:35Move!
47:40Oh, my God.
48:09Oh, my God.
48:37Oh, my God.
49:12Oh, my God.
49:31Good for you.
49:33But I bet you did not bring back the key.
49:46Oh, so you have.
49:49Well, congratulations.
49:59This is the lock to the door.
50:01You may only enter if you can figure out the puzzle of how the key opens it.
50:09And you will have to be very crafty indeed, because it won't be...
50:18Okay, yes, I suppose that was a little obvious.
50:23You have defeated my guardian and unlocked the door.
50:28Fabulous reaches await you within.
50:31Reaches beyond your wildest dreams.
50:53I guess he isn't too much of a hurry to hear about.
50:58The horrible traps that protect the treasure inside.
51:05Oh, did I forget to mention those?
51:10Well, I do not have a brain, so it's tough to remember things.
51:24Well, I don't know.
51:25I don't know.
51:32I don't know.
51:44Ha ha ha! That is right! The old trap-smashing stair that smashes down on you from the ceiling, Trigg!
51:54You may as well turn back, because the rest of the stairs are all trapped, and there's no way anybody
52:03could possibly...
52:06Hey, what are you doing?
52:17I am fine. Thanks for asking.
52:50I am fine.
52:53Welcome to the Mind Your Memory game!
52:57I am going to show you an ancient cryptic rune, and you are going to have to memorize it.
53:04Oh, did you catch that? I hope so, because now you have to find it again!
53:11Amongst all these, whichever rune you choose, a door will open to let you out.
53:19But, if you choose the wrong rune, that lightning rod up there will zap you but cold.
53:28No pressure, and... go!
53:38We have officially started! Choose a rune!
53:47Today! Choose a rune today, please!
53:57Got places to be! Things to do!
54:09How would you just hurry up and...
54:20Hmm...
54:20Well, I said the door would open after you chose, and...
54:24Technically, you did choose.
54:27So, I guess I cannot make a liar out of myself now.
54:35Oh!
54:47What?!
54:49What?!
54:57What?!
54:59Yes, it is true. All of my fabulous wealth is now yours for the taking.
55:09So go ahead, take it. Go on, what are you waiting for? Take it, it is yours.
55:19What? You think there is a catch?
55:25Well, you are right, there is a catch.
55:37If you can get past this, the treasure of the Spanish main is all yours.
55:45Fortunately for me, you will not.
55:48Ha ha ha!
55:50Ha ha ha!
55:53Oh, my God.
56:26Hey, that's it.
56:30That is the big climax to the fabulous treasure hunt.
56:35Oh, that is just great.
56:39Fantastic.
57:06Ah, you can take the emergency exit.
57:09What do I care?
57:13I guess I do not need a hoard of cash.
57:16It is not like I go out much.
57:19I am a skull for crying out loud.
57:26Maybe this is the year I finally turned the place into a bed and breakfast.
57:58I am a skull for crying out loud.
58:28I am a skull for crying out loud.
58:30I am a skull for crying out loud.
58:43The treasure!
58:45For the last time, quiet you!
58:52Oh, you're even more...
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