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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, your fucking disappointment.

00:00:14Get out of the building now!

00:00:16Let's just stop!

00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.

00:00:19And now you blink?

00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.

00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.

00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.

00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.

00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.

00:00:31Is that?

00:00:32So he's dad?

00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.

00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.

00:00:42Homelander's fuming.

00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.

00:00:47We need your help to break them out.

00:00:49You're fucking crazy.

00:00:51Oh my god.

00:00:53Frenchy.

00:01:00What was I so afraid of?

00:01:02Ha ha!

00:01:03Ha ha!

00:01:19Can disappear into the night, into the night.

00:01:25Praise the Lord.

00:01:27Praise the Lord.

00:01:28Praise the Lord.

00:01:31We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.

00:01:36Amen.

00:01:36He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.

00:01:44Homelander, amen.

00:01:45Amen.

00:01:46Amen, sir.

00:01:47Amen.

00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel.

00:01:58That wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.

00:02:03That's right.

00:02:04Now, you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?

00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.

00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.

00:02:13They're spewing vomit. They're eating babies. They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears. Lord, have mercy.

00:02:25We cast those demons out of this house.

00:02:28We fight hellfire. We're holy fire. We fight with the ballot box. We fight with the ammo box.

00:02:37Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword. You are not here to be blessed.

00:02:43You are here to do war. Amen. Amen. Amen.

00:02:49Amen.

00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power? I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?

00:02:57Then I need you to praise him. Praise him. Praise him for victory. Praise him for America. Praise him for

00:03:06our superheroes.

00:03:08Praise him for your arms.

00:03:11Stand up. Stand up. In the name of Jesus.

00:03:16My sweet boy.

00:03:20Amen. Amen. Amen.

00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.

00:03:44A charming little burg. Best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.

00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.

00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking law of you.

00:04:20You're still working on the virus.

00:04:22Not working. Sorted. Thanks to this diamond geezer.

00:04:27I can't go down, but I don't care. You think I don't want to keep me out.

00:04:32Samir.

00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.

00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?

00:04:43When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood, poor sods didn't stand a chance.

00:04:51Samir. Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky. I...

00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.

00:05:00Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.

00:05:02And kept me prisoner. So did you.

00:05:04You shot me with the virus.

00:05:05Your leg regrew.

00:05:06All right, all right. Listen.

00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack on with a godly work

00:05:13of revenge.

00:05:14And, good news. Samir's done it.

00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.

00:05:22Or, so we reckon. We just need a little dry run.

00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander? Or every soup?

00:05:30Don't know. But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?

00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.

00:05:35Will it infect humans?

00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.

00:05:39We're close to Cleveland. You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?

00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.

00:05:45Rock Hard?

00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks. Rock Hard is a living mountain.

00:05:50Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.

00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?

00:05:58Or he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot calm it burst out of his

00:06:02mouth.

00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.

00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.

00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander, and no one gives a fuck about him.

00:06:14So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.

00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.

00:06:23So, let's get cracking.

00:06:24We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.

00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.

00:06:42Here you go.

00:06:44Where'd you get these from?

00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.

00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?

00:06:54Do what?

00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.

00:06:56We kill him.

00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.

00:06:57All right, well, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?

00:07:02I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?

00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?

00:07:05He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.

00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.

00:07:12I said we take the virus, and we run.

00:07:14Or kill him.

00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.

00:07:21That's a good price in any war.

00:07:24Look, kid, it's a shit decision, all right?

00:07:27We're not denying that.

00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.

00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.

00:07:32Yes, there is a choice, and no, it's not yours to make.

00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die, right?

00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?

00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!

00:07:58Hey.

00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.

00:08:03No.

00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.

00:08:07Huh.

00:08:07Why do you bring it up?

00:08:10Just your whole vibe.

00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair is different.

00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.

00:08:17It's just, uh...

00:08:24Annie.

00:08:25Whatever you had to do.

00:08:26I get it.

00:08:29It's okay.

00:08:31We can...

00:08:32We can figure this out.

00:08:35We can...

00:08:36Talk?

00:08:38Yeah.

00:08:39Mm-hmm.

00:08:40Or...

00:08:42Counterpoint.

00:08:44Not talk.

00:08:46I mean...

00:08:48Yeah, that's a...

00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.

00:08:51Mm-hmm.

00:08:58Mm-hmm.

00:08:59Mm-hmm.

00:09:01Mm-hmm.

00:09:02Mm-hmm.

00:09:03Mm-hmm.

00:09:06You stood there.

00:09:08Oh, girl, listen.

00:09:09Judeoff sliced into my homelander.

00:09:11Shot here, here, here.

00:09:13It hurt every time.

00:09:14But the virus?

00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die.

00:09:17The pain.

00:09:21And you're okay with it.

00:09:23No.

00:09:26On my life.

00:09:28I'm not.

00:09:29But this is happening.

00:09:31With or without us.

00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.

00:09:37So I can protect you.

00:09:41I spent every day of the last year...

00:09:46Dreaming about you.

00:09:52You're the show.

00:09:55You're the procedures.

00:10:00I've never dreamed.

00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?

00:10:13I'm sure if I do.

00:10:17C'est incroyable.

00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.

00:10:34Close off now.

00:10:45Your bottom F.

00:10:46Is it fully recrown?

00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp.

00:10:51Don't ask me

00:10:52What you know is true

00:10:54Don't have to tell you

00:10:57I love your precious heart

00:11:01I

00:11:04I was standing

00:11:07You were there

00:11:11And they could never tear us apart

00:11:18I told you

00:11:22That we could fly

00:11:26But some of us

00:11:28Don't know why

00:11:32I was standing

00:11:37You were there

00:11:40And they could never

00:11:42And they could never tear us apart

00:11:59God damn it, Adrienne

00:12:06Didn't need to come to this

00:12:09I don't know

00:12:10You left me no choice

00:12:12I know my leadership style can be

00:12:15Stern

00:12:16But

00:12:18It's for your own good

00:12:21I like to think of myself as

00:12:24The big brother

00:12:27That you never had

00:12:34You remember that girlfriend

00:12:36You had

00:12:38Uh

00:12:40Paul

00:12:42Popfang

00:12:44Betrayed us both

00:12:45To William Butcher

00:12:47No less

00:12:47Huge mess

00:12:48Your fault

00:12:48What did I do?

00:12:50What did I do?

00:12:52I gave you a chance

00:12:54To make things right

00:12:55I reached out my hand

00:13:00And you bit it

00:13:02What did I ever do

00:13:03To deserve that?

00:13:06What

00:13:06Was I too nurturing?

00:13:08Too forgiving?

00:13:10Well, maybe

00:13:10But damn it

00:13:11You weren't like the others

00:13:14Snakes

00:13:16Backstabbers

00:13:16I could count on you, man

00:13:18I did count on you

00:13:20I loved you

00:13:23But here we are

00:13:26Why does this keep

00:13:27Happening to me

00:13:34I guess the strongest

00:13:35Man are the most alone

00:13:39You wouldn't understand

00:13:43Nobody does

00:13:55�ldir

00:13:58I think the most

00:14:00You wouldn't

00:14:00I you

00:14:00When

00:14:00I

00:14:00Will

00:14:09kill

00:14:10What

00:14:12Lost

00:14:12How

00:14:12You

00:14:12Did

00:14:13보여

00:14:13Do

00:14:14L

00:14:33Firecrackers Flaming Freedom Sticks

00:14:34I'm Countess Crowe, Countess of the Crows

00:14:38And we're doing a Vitality Vamp Glam tutorial

00:14:43Wankers, can't even take a shit without it being sponsored

00:14:45You know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit

00:14:4950 grand?

00:14:52Dog wankers

00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real Housewives of Country are gonna hear

00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?

00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute

00:15:03They go out, we go in

00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year

00:15:07He might not live here anymore

00:15:08Every day Countess Crowe

00:15:10Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement

00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there

00:15:22Everything okay?

00:15:24All good

00:15:32Oi, look lively back there

00:15:35All right, nothing fancy, yeah?

00:15:37Nip in, twat in

00:15:38Bring it back here

00:15:42Keep the engine running

00:15:51Are you ready?

00:16:21Internet's down, cam's ticked

00:16:22Um, yeah, we have a problem

00:16:28Put on the man

00:16:32He really let himself go

00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here

00:16:45Oh my god, asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds

00:16:49My dick weighs more rich

00:16:53Well, right now, wait, we can move him

00:16:55How do you move the three of us?

00:16:57So what now?

00:17:16You

00:17:17What the fuck?

00:17:18No, no, no, no

00:17:19It's okay, it's okay

00:17:19I don't want to hurt you

00:17:21You're safe, okay?

00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again

00:17:24Oh, Jesus Christ

00:17:26For how long?

00:17:28Almost two years

00:17:29In a CIA black site

00:17:31I just found out this morning

00:17:34You found out this morning?

00:17:35Yeah

00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?

00:17:42Did you fuck me?

00:17:44What?

00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?

00:17:46No!

00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?

00:17:48Look, I

00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher

00:17:53Find him yourself

00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited

00:17:56And you are the best tracker there is

00:18:00I just, I need you to find him

00:18:01And report back

00:18:02Very simple

00:18:04You want me

00:18:07To work for you

00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me

00:18:11And I can help you

00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback

00:18:15I don't need you for that

00:18:17Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so

00:18:22Okay

00:18:22All right

00:18:23Listen to me

00:18:25I'm no ass felch and commie

00:18:28You got that?

00:18:29I know, I know

00:18:30And listen

00:18:31I am Vought now

00:18:33Me

00:18:34So the public?

00:18:36They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are

00:18:40I can resurrect you

00:18:41I can give you back what you lost

00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven

00:18:47Number two

00:18:50Or how about I finish the job

00:18:53And blast you to kingdom fuck

00:18:57Hey, you could try

00:19:00Who knows, you might even fry the V right out of my blood

00:19:05Or you might not

00:19:07But

00:19:08I'm betting that you hate William Butcher

00:19:10More than you

00:19:12Than you hate

00:19:13Me

00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you

00:19:17Am I?

00:19:19I tried to kill you

00:19:21The minute I turned my back

00:19:22How do I know you won't return the favor?

00:19:25Look

00:19:26Uh

00:19:35You find William Butcher for me

00:19:39All is forgiven

00:19:50Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray

00:19:53Improve your sleep

00:19:55Strengthen your immune system

00:19:57Nourish your soul

00:19:59The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi

00:20:03Life force from leaving the body

00:20:06And invited prana

00:20:08Solar energy in

00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness

00:20:12Introducing the new deep brand Sigma Solarium by Vought

00:20:16Vibros

00:20:17For bros

00:20:18Okay, we need to abort

00:20:20Your mom should have aborted you

00:20:26Fuck it

00:20:27We'll test it here

00:20:28What?

00:20:29Test?

00:20:30Mr. Jean-Arcuteif, the virus is contagious

00:20:32As Samir says

00:20:33C'est fini

00:20:34The game is over

00:20:35No, Butcher's right

00:20:37Brockhart has seen us

00:20:38So

00:20:38We can't leave

00:20:40Virus?

00:20:41What?

00:20:42Virus?

00:20:43Look

00:20:43I don't break you lot out of the pen to flap about

00:20:45Now all we gotta do

00:20:47Is seal of inhalation

00:20:48Every exit point

00:20:49Tighter than a Boy Scouts

00:20:51Asshole

00:20:52At Jamboree

00:20:52No, no, no

00:20:53It's not possible

00:20:58Maybe

00:21:02Yo

00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?

00:21:07His heart rate is 10 beats per minute

00:21:10And he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours

00:21:13Like a blue whale

00:21:14If he won't breathe

00:21:15How do we get the virus in him?

00:21:17Well

00:21:18He ain't our first whale, is he?

00:21:20You lot sort this

00:21:21I'll fetch the virus

00:21:23Can we go?

00:21:23You and me

00:21:31Oh, you two

00:21:31Leave it out, would you?

00:21:33Fucking work in here

00:21:37Hey

00:21:38Coming with you

00:21:40What for?

00:21:41I don't trust you

00:21:44Yeah

00:21:46Suit yourself

00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers

00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed

00:22:01Where's Smaar?

00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon

00:22:04Won't say where he's going

00:22:05Won't say shit

00:22:06I think he's on method

00:22:08Meisner technique

00:22:10Is that a Jew thing?

00:22:12We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up

00:22:15But you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President

00:22:20Good idea

00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?

00:22:24That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content

00:22:27Honestly, the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us

00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user

00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder

00:22:38But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all

00:22:42Love it

00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for vaults, military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks

00:22:48And for the existing freedom camps

00:22:51Treasury's running a little dry

00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors

00:22:56But they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes

00:22:58The president is thinking how insane this is right now

00:23:01He'll back you

00:23:02You can do it

00:23:04Speak up

00:23:04And a lot of these sympathizers are vault customers

00:23:07Won't their arrest seat into your bottom line?

00:23:11Nah

00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on vault plus

00:23:14Wow

00:23:15Amazing Ashley

00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara

00:23:17Well, all righty then

00:23:18Let me ask the most important question

00:23:22Do I got immunity?

00:23:34For fuck's sake

00:23:36Soldier boy

00:23:37This is the president, vice president of the United States of America

00:23:41They work for me

00:23:43Everyone

00:23:43Soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven

00:23:46Once he is located William Butcher and Annie January

00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir

00:23:52No, sir, I can do this

00:23:54I can bring them in

00:23:54Well, like you did with A-Train

00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep

00:23:59Competence

00:24:00Oh

00:24:01And Steve, soldier boy is going to need a full pardon

00:24:03Well, sir, he, uh

00:24:05He was guilty of

00:24:07You know, treason

00:24:11Consider it done, sir

00:24:13Terrific

00:24:13And you know what?

00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink

00:24:16Uh, Steve, can you make him a

00:24:20Manhattan

00:24:21Manhattan

00:24:21Thanks, Steve

00:24:23Of course

00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?

00:24:28No

00:24:29Steven

00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan

00:24:35God damn

00:24:37Since what could soups teabag the president

00:24:41Since me

00:24:58Okay, what's next?

00:25:05What is it?

00:25:23Almost got you fuckers

00:25:27Ha, ha

00:25:28Oh, shit

00:25:31No

00:25:33At least that explains how he's groomed

00:25:37From bashing his bishop

00:25:39Gross

00:25:50Now that's what I'm talking about

00:25:53Oh, God

00:25:57Fucking unsanitary

00:26:27I'm sorry

00:26:29Most trusted

00:26:30Next step

00:26:31Next step will be to apply

00:26:32My fave foundation

00:26:33From my

00:26:34Vitality collab

00:26:36Velvet Ember

00:26:37It doesn't fade

00:26:37Even after a long day

00:26:38Of shoving starlighters

00:26:40Into police fans

00:26:43We talked about this

00:26:44I don't have a choice

00:26:45They make me do this

00:26:48There we go

00:26:50Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look

00:26:53So we're going to be using

00:26:54Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner

00:26:56Because it is the

00:26:59If you dare enter my dark domain

00:27:02I am Countess Crow

00:27:04Countess of the Crows

00:27:06And I shall make you do the day

00:27:08That you decide

00:27:09Fuck it

00:27:17Fuck

00:27:18Fuck

00:27:19C'est ça

00:27:21It's like each layer of cum

00:27:24Represents a slow passage of time

00:27:26It's like a metaphor for life, no?

00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls

00:27:38What more is it, Lonnie?

00:27:39What is the matter?

00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided

00:27:43So they're all gone

00:27:45Just like the one in Portland

00:27:48And Sacramento

00:27:48And Boise

00:27:49I guess we can add a train to that list, right?

00:27:55You

00:27:57Didn't kill them

00:27:59They chose to fight

00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them

00:28:03I told them

00:28:04That we were going to make it out

00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say

00:28:09I'm bulletproof

00:28:12Have you told Petit U.E. any of this?

00:28:14No, no

00:28:15Because he'll say it wasn't my fault

00:28:17So

00:28:17I can't

00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you

00:28:26I led them

00:28:27To a shallow grave

00:28:32So

00:28:33I just get a fucking white micket fence

00:28:36And cherry pie

00:28:38No

00:28:38I can't live like that

00:28:40If I follow them

00:28:41It's the only thing that makes sense

00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost

00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt

00:29:04What the fucking shit

00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going

00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead

00:29:15Great

00:29:16Let go

00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me

00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today

00:29:21Oh shit

00:29:23Starlight

00:29:23Oh my god

00:29:25You guys are terrorists

00:29:29What do we do with her?

00:29:31Same as rock hard

00:29:35You don't have a choice

00:29:40Alright

00:29:41Come on

00:29:42No

00:29:43What?

00:29:44Let me go

00:29:49Baby killer

00:30:03Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood

00:30:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty

00:30:11Turbo rush

00:30:12The drink of heroes

00:30:14Only 15 calories

00:30:17Cut

00:30:18That was a good take

00:30:20No please

00:30:21This is a mistake

00:30:22I am not starlighter

00:30:23Only 15 calories

00:30:25Yeah

00:30:26Now

00:30:26With acai

00:30:28And maca roots

00:30:30That's better than that

00:30:31Mom

00:30:31No, Cory

00:30:32Go back inside, please

00:30:33Yo

00:30:34You stay back

00:30:35Because if you ruin my shot

00:30:37It's on site, bitch

00:30:39Okay, let's go again

00:30:40And fix your tits

00:30:42They're lopsided

00:30:42Okay, come on

00:30:44All this crime stopping makes me so

00:30:47Thirsty

00:30:48Turbo rush

00:30:49Now with acai

00:30:51And maca roots

00:30:53That's fucking perfect

00:30:54Okay, great

00:30:55Okay, have fun at camp

00:30:56No

00:30:57No

00:31:02Mom

00:31:03All over

00:31:04Not a chance

00:31:05We have to help them

00:31:06Help them and every soup

00:31:07With them 500 miles

00:31:08I'll be up our ass

00:31:09Over in the hour

00:31:10We stayed a course

00:31:12Mine's on a fucking job

00:31:13Fuck the job

00:31:17Come and go

00:31:18Down

00:31:43Homelander

00:31:47Homelander

00:31:55Sage

00:31:55I was just

00:31:57Um

00:31:58What can I do

00:31:59For you

00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise

00:32:03Today

00:32:03Are you sure waking him

00:32:05Was the right call?

00:32:06Yes

00:32:06Did you tell soldier boy

00:32:08About the virus?

00:32:09No

00:32:10I did not

00:32:11Of course not

00:32:14What am I going to say?

00:32:16I really want you to do this job for me

00:32:18But careful

00:32:20Because there's a soup-killing virus out there

00:32:22And you may die screaming

00:32:24Sure you would have jumped at that

00:32:27You have a lot to learn

00:32:28About managing big personalities

00:32:30Young lady

00:32:33Well, besides

00:32:34If there is a virus out there

00:32:37Better you take the risk than us, right?

00:32:39Ah

00:32:40That's tactical

00:32:41Exactly

00:32:42Because for a moment

00:32:43I was afraid

00:32:44You'd only woken him

00:32:45Because he was your dad

00:32:49So when he gets infected

00:32:50And he dies

00:32:51You don't know that's going to happen

00:32:52When it does

00:32:53You won't go to pieces

00:32:55Because it was tactical

00:32:56Right?

00:32:57Mm-hmm

00:32:59Right?

00:33:34testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough

00:33:38transporting it without the necessary precautions

00:33:41let's talk in

00:33:42we'll give in

00:33:45i'll take it

00:33:52so how fragile is this

00:33:54very

00:33:56very fragile

00:33:57if it broke on the way

00:33:59it could kill every superhero on earth

00:34:02there's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on earth

00:34:09well

00:34:12best not drop it

00:34:13thank you so much

00:34:26breathe

00:34:27breathe putain

00:34:38do you get him to breathe yet what did you get him to breathe yet

00:34:45i'm too late no the corner is in paris

00:34:48well the rest of kicks will be back soon

00:34:50merde alors we're doing everything we can huh

00:35:02you know you know you were wrong earlier we're not terrorists

00:35:06oh god when everyone comes back jetstreak's gonna shoot an rpg up your ass and sheeline is gonna take a

00:35:12shit in the gaping hole that's left

00:35:14look you being here was not part of the plan all right it's just a shitty situation

00:35:20yeah the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here

00:35:28we don't want to be here

00:35:29we don't want to be here any longer than we have to be

00:35:30all we need

00:35:32is to get rock hard to breathe

00:35:38does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth

00:35:41i got a teenage daughter

00:35:43that shit right there bounces right off me

00:35:46hey didn't you used to have like 10 crows at one time

00:35:49what's it called a murder

00:35:52oh let me guess

00:35:55sheila and h crows

00:35:57damn

00:35:59countess they don't give a fuck about you

00:36:00or the two crows you have left

00:36:02their names are russell and cameron

00:36:04point is vod doesn't care about y'all neither

00:36:07they're draining you for what 60% of your earnings

00:36:10it's ridiculous

00:36:12oh

00:36:15motherfucker don't go through my shit

00:36:17rozak

00:36:18welbutrin

00:36:20lexapro

00:36:20great

00:36:21kid what are you 19 years old

00:36:23why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people

00:36:26all they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got

00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat

00:36:31why are you risking your life for them

00:36:39please

00:36:40please don't kill me

00:36:41i just want to go home

00:36:44i miss my mom

00:36:45and my dad

00:36:48please

00:37:02careful

00:37:08boy

00:37:08fucking smart will you

00:37:10i know you're a little glad

00:37:11atrian's dead

00:37:16no

00:37:16i'm not glad he's dead

00:37:18atrian did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives

00:37:21and he died a hero

00:37:22a real hero

00:37:23and there are a lot of other soups that don't deserve to die either

00:37:27listen

00:37:28i know you've just done it here in the gulag

00:37:31you've earned your seat at the table so

00:37:34i'll give it to you straight

00:37:36you've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on the head mate

00:37:40ain't doing no one no favors

00:37:42especially your girl

00:37:43i mean that's why she's giving her cold shoulder

00:37:45talk to me about annie you don't know what's going on with her

00:37:47well i know that she finally knows the fucking score

00:37:50and she knows that you

00:37:51poncing about with this

00:37:53jimney cricket listening to your heart bollocks

00:37:56she's gonna get her killed

00:38:00is there any part of you left that's still human

00:38:06you're gonna get annie killed

00:38:08not me

00:38:10but i won't let you do it

00:38:15love it

00:38:33it's good

00:38:37wait

00:38:38is that

00:38:42well well well

00:38:44he's dead right

00:38:45he's supposed to be dead

00:38:47supposed to be

00:38:50mallory put him on ice for a bit

00:38:54you're telling us this now

00:38:58somebody up there likes us mate

00:39:00in what fucking way

00:39:01well we wanted a guinea pig

00:39:04who better than homelander's old man

00:39:09new plan

00:39:12boy

00:39:14ain't you supposed to be a giant ice duda

00:39:16aren't you supposed to be smart

00:39:17running a truck under the name don t be a cunt

00:39:20same alias when we headed to hero gasm

00:39:22well

00:39:23oldie better goodie

00:39:29no mate

00:39:30just you

00:39:31and me

00:39:40i guess it's true

00:39:42you one of us now

00:39:44well if you can't beat him

00:39:46join him

00:39:47then fuck it beat him

00:39:48being super is not gonna save you

00:39:50that don't stop us helping each other

00:39:53homelander's doubled a cunt now

00:39:54if that's even possible

00:39:56he needs doing more than ever

00:39:57you still fancy a seat on the seven buncher

00:40:00fuck you

00:40:00we had a deal

00:40:02i held up my end of the bargain

00:40:04and you sold me out

00:40:05put me back in a fucking box

00:40:08and for what

00:40:08because i was gonna kill some dumb kid

00:40:10a kid

00:40:11a kid is your grandson

00:40:12what was it worth it

00:40:14you feeling good about that call right about now

00:40:16where is that fucking brat

00:40:18homelander's the one fucking you over mate

00:40:20or did he mention

00:40:21that we've got an ubervirus

00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet

00:40:26bullshit

00:40:27god's honest

00:40:28the things this virus can do

00:40:33fucking die

00:40:34why do you think he sent you here

00:40:37instead of coming himself

00:40:39you're a sacrificial cunt

00:40:41again

00:40:43i guess we'll see

00:40:45you don't get it do you

00:40:48me

00:40:49homelander

00:40:50your old crew

00:40:52everyone fucks you over

00:40:54do you wanna know why

00:40:57cause you

00:40:58are a dumb fucking twat

00:41:07what the fuck was that

00:41:18hey

00:41:19you two fuckedards the local soups

00:41:21holy shit

00:41:22soldier boy

00:41:24what

00:41:25you're a dead socialist

00:41:28fuck

00:41:29fuck

00:41:30this was being stupid

00:41:31now shut your cum bucket and listen

00:41:33a jap and a fairy took off east

00:41:35find them

00:41:35and kill them

00:41:36or i'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses

00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces

00:41:42move

00:41:51fucking figures

00:41:57m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m

00:41:58.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m

00:41:59.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m

00:42:00.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m

00:42:10.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m

00:42:13.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m

00:42:29Let's go.

00:42:48Go!

00:43:28Go!

00:43:29Go!

00:43:30Go!

00:43:31I gotta drop the dookie!

00:43:33Get it?

00:43:34That's you!

00:43:37You're the dookie!

00:43:38No!

00:43:42Huey!

00:43:59I got you.

00:44:03I know.

00:44:17Oh my god!

00:44:18Are you okay?

00:44:18Is the virus?

00:44:20It's good.

00:44:20I think.

00:44:24Oi!

00:44:25Punts!

00:44:26Oh shit!

00:44:27Move!

00:44:28Go!

00:44:29No!

00:44:34You with me?

00:44:38Oi!

00:44:48Huey Cable has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.

00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.

00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.

00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?

00:45:02The so called soup killer?

00:45:04Huh.

00:45:04Well not today you semen swilly butt pirate.

00:45:07What?

00:45:14No.

00:45:15Virus.

00:45:16Rich.

00:45:16I will shoot.

00:45:18Hot.

00:45:19Come in.

00:45:20Your face.

00:45:21Not.

00:45:22Not right now.

00:45:22Wow.

00:45:31What the f-

00:45:55No.

00:45:59Hey!

00:46:03Unh.

00:46:08Unh.

00:46:10Unh.

00:46:13Unh.

00:46:26Oh, my God.

00:46:49You

00:47:07Well I did very oh fuck I wish I was saying that no

00:47:13You don't

00:47:16Come on let's leg it no longer and until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague

00:47:51Oh

00:48:00May I have a word wait out there

00:48:07What are you doing I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt there is extra if you want to join it

00:48:11no thank you

00:48:12Crunch wrap supreme cheesy gordita crunch no cantina crispy chicken taco

00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell okay

00:48:17Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan clearly the right call

00:48:23He's not in the building thank fucking god what the fuck

00:48:27Why are we doing this doing what if posting weird shit were a crime?

00:48:31I'd be serving two life sentences Homelander sets the agenda. I just execute that's bullshit

00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet. There is no way you don't have an angle here

00:48:41my

00:48:41My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue-lashing my clit till he needs a

00:48:48knee replacement

00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word

00:48:55Nicer than I expected Ashley she's smart. She's got to listen to reason

00:49:01Look I've been there

00:49:03Literally where you're sitting but that chair isn't a pedestal. It's a chopping block

00:49:09And I can help you

00:49:11But you got to talk to me

00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again, you know, you can't you can applaud the back of your

00:49:23skull

00:49:31Wow you're unbelievable Ashley that was the most pathetic display of a backbone i've ever seen

00:49:36They're arresting innocent people, but sure let sage suck down her garbage chalupa. I need a minute

00:49:49From back here. I see a spine fucking use it do I get laser eyes? No, I get a psychic

00:49:54fucking tumor

00:49:54This is junior year all over again

00:49:56Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because he had your mirror quite

00:50:01tickets?

00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum

00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want going along is why we're still alive

00:50:08You should have left with a train when he asked you to at least he had a shred of decency

00:50:12That's why he's dead first. They came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not

00:50:17a communist

00:50:18I don't need martin neumola right now. You used to love his poetry and Birkenstocks and throwing clay

00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world. What happened? I tried I tried

00:50:29But there's nothing I can do half of washington thinks homelanders batch it the cia the pentagon

00:50:36They will follow you if you lead them. I'm not a leader. I'm vice president. You can still do some

00:50:42good ashley

00:50:43We can still do some good. Just shut up

00:50:46Or i'm gonna float on my back in the tub again. You want that?

00:50:50You're better than this you were better than this

00:50:53No

00:50:55Ow

00:50:56So we're clear you're absolutely sure triple check the results none of you are carriers humans are immune

00:51:03No chance. Merci d'avon le merde

00:51:18God damn

00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time

00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop whorehouse on our 23

00:51:27So would you come down homelander to go? We fucking did it out time

00:51:38Wonka

00:51:46Let's run away

00:51:50What?

00:51:52There are over 50 uninhabited island in the pacific we just need to find one so remote nobody will ever

00:51:59find us

00:52:02You were right

00:52:05This virus there is no contain in it no stuff in it. I do not know how to protect you

00:52:11from it except

00:52:13To take you as far away from here as possible

00:52:20I

00:52:34You did not see its carnage is too dangerous

00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone. No innocent people are being wound up

00:52:41No

00:52:44Don't ask me to watch you

00:52:45I think this is how we make amends

00:52:50For the life we've taken. I think we have to

00:52:54Get up every day and keep going

00:53:02Wait

00:53:08Is this all?

00:53:25You're allowed to freak out you know this virus

00:53:31It's fucking brutal

00:53:33I don't know for a rock hard i'd say it's an improvement

00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either

00:53:42Neither of us is fine

00:53:45And we shouldn't be

00:53:47And we shouldn't be

00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it

00:53:49You don't have to

00:53:50Okay, thanks

00:53:51But i'm not letting you die

00:53:56I'm gonna keep fighting

00:54:01And if you can't then i'm just gonna fight for both of us

00:54:06But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?

00:54:26Anna

00:54:28I'm late

00:54:42All right Sarah

00:54:47Time for your meds

00:54:58It's a good boy

00:55:15He's a good boy

00:55:19I got here as soon as i heard and i locked shit down

00:55:21I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters

00:55:23Pretty fucking strategic sir

00:55:26You're always playing 3d chess aren't you

00:55:28I told him to report back

00:55:30I told him not to go in alone

00:55:32Why would he do that?

00:55:34Well it's more like soldier doy

00:55:36Am I right?

00:55:37Leave

00:55:39Well i just um

00:55:40I gotta be here sir to do this

00:55:41Should have been you

00:55:42Oh hey

00:55:43I'm sorry

00:55:44Leave

00:55:49I was swimming

00:56:10Hello

00:56:17Not you too

00:56:20Not you

00:56:28Why does everyone keep leaving?

00:56:35I'm sorry

00:56:44See you

00:56:47I'm

00:56:48No

00:56:48I

00:56:49No

00:57:07It's in the night away

00:57:15He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink

00:57:17He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink

00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times

00:57:22He sings the song that reminded him of the best times

00:57:24Or Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy

00:57:33I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:57:36You never gotta keep me down

00:57:38I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:57:40You never gotta keep me down

00:57:42I can't go down, but I get up again

00:57:45You're never gonna keep me down

00:57:47I can't go down, but I get up again

00:57:50You're never gonna keep me down

00:57:54This is the night way

00:57:58This is the night way

00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink

00:58:03He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink

00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times

00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

00:58:12Don't cry for me, extraordinary love

00:58:19I can't go down, but I get up again

00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:24I can't go down, but I get up again

00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:29I can't go down, but I get up again

00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:33I can't go down, but I get up again

00:58:36You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:38I can't go down, but I still can, you never know, keep me down, I can't go down, but I

00:58:45still can, you never know, keep me down, I can't go down, but I still can, you never know, keep

00:58:51me down, I can't go down.

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