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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back
00:00:12i'm not a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:18brian and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:22i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried joe ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's
00:00:40been running this to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into something super
00:00:46lethal global pandemic what's in the genocide between friends just off and let me die in peace
00:00:53with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands together four firecracker i am not sexually
00:00:59attracted to you it's about loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister sage she's the world's smartest
00:01:06person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in like caesar
00:01:13like season once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all this i
00:01:19am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into internment camps you're cool with that
00:01:23you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take down vod and homeland no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a patsy so i went another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next in line
00:01:35to be president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal authority veritable
00:01:40army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government and from our
00:01:45streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today
00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be kidding me this whole time
00:02:19is
00:02:36oh
00:02:42Thank you, thank you, and welcome to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55Places, ladies, places, let's go, let's go.
00:02:58Hop to it, let's go, come on.
00:03:01Stay in line, keep it tight.
00:03:11We're brave here.
00:03:28Starlight is running wild. Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:33But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America.
00:03:39And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn!
00:04:00Keep going.
00:04:04Stop!
00:04:06We designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:04:11Other heroes are proudly serving the Armed Forces thanks to the new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem!
00:04:18The minimum is up 21%.
00:04:21G-Men, days passed from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:26And do not get me started on the Abita Margins.
00:04:29And all of this...
00:04:31The most important truth...
00:04:35Is...
00:04:36A safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:41Our nation!
00:04:44Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:48What did you say about that little bitch Starlight tried to do on the southern border?
00:04:52Got it!
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wolf...
00:04:56I'm wondering, Queen Mayhem, for the gods of theveness.
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no.
00:05:02Trust these two, please!
00:05:03No, what? So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:06Come on!
00:05:07No, Mayhem. No, you stay back!
00:05:10All of you, stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back and I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:17What the f***?
00:05:46This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign period.
00:05:51And the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they see...
00:05:55Stay back!
00:05:56I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:00Stay back!
00:06:03I'll laser every...
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:06:15Tough day.
00:06:17Sad day.
00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:23This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes.
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally.
00:06:36And no.
00:06:37Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to the world.
00:06:42US of A.
00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:47Honestly.
00:06:48Do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps?
00:06:51The starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:56And camp?
00:06:56We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We'd be ready.
00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell their clit from
00:07:06their collarbone.
00:07:06The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:11What's this?
00:07:12That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel.
00:07:21The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25Everyone loves you.
00:07:27You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:29It's all for you.
00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:34The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:37Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:40Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
00:07:48No.
00:07:49Everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:53Sorry.
00:07:53That he is at boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding.
00:07:59We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage?
00:08:03Are you...
00:08:06Good?
00:08:07I'm fine.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:17Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28It's that people don't hate me enough.
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure.
00:08:34But millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:37Where it counts.
00:08:38Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes.
00:08:49But we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:58It keeps people afraid.
00:09:00Shut up.
00:09:00No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Well, I can relate to that.
00:09:07But I need people to be devoted.
00:09:11To me.
00:09:13May I speak freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:15I told you.
00:09:16No matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.
00:09:27You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:30I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:49That...
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher.
00:09:53And that I will take care of this.
00:09:56Once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:10:19Nimicolium.
00:10:21It's real life.
00:10:22Pumos de THCT.
00:10:23Thee Massive journée.
00:10:24J'ai hâte de te parler.
00:10:27You want us to pass jump?
00:10:29I'll do this.
00:10:30There's a morgue in the giveaway.
00:10:31Or a ticket to ride why you're sick.
00:10:33Talk, talk.
00:10:35Talk, talk, talk.
00:10:36Not to the chi hape masque.
00:10:38Have not neededhoes of something soon.
00:10:40Allah hotline!
00:10:41Summer !
00:10:43Si t'as envie de quelqu'un
00:10:45Récroche ton téléphone
00:10:47Téléphone, téléphone
00:10:48T'as danser
00:10:51Je connais les grands fans
00:10:54T'as pas besoin de l'air
00:10:57Le monde au mégaphone
00:11:00Bientôt au bout du fil
00:11:02Tu n'auras plus personne
00:11:12Do you mind being more careful?
00:11:14Désolé
00:11:17Merci quoi fait si tu...
00:11:20Thank you
00:11:21En sort
00:11:22Pails of any exploits
00:11:25Enjoy
00:11:48Put it on, my friend
00:11:49Put it on, my friend
00:12:13Luis
00:12:14La bebida
00:12:29Eni got the flight 37 video out
00:12:32Huh
00:12:35Huh
00:12:36That's all you have to say
00:12:43What the hell?
00:12:48No
00:12:50No
00:12:50No
00:12:50No
00:12:51No
00:12:52You're so easy
00:12:56No
00:12:57No
00:12:58No
00:12:59No
00:13:00No
00:13:03No
00:13:04No
00:13:04No
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Billy.
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:36On a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Before I pop in, say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:47Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:49She's dead, and here you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you.
00:14:09About the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend a ton of in with the likes of them.
00:14:22Where'd you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:30In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:40Five fucking weeks, Lenny practice that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:48So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:01Well, never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:22All the times you knocked the shit out of me,
00:15:25you gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:32I'll show you.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:40I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42You wasted time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:46But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:52Don't.
00:15:53You don't gotta change nothing.
00:16:03Who says,
00:16:05I wanna change?
00:16:13What's the matter with you?
00:16:18What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:23Are you scared?
00:16:24No.
00:16:25I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28Room temperature like you like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show
00:16:50that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01Don't you look bashing today.
00:17:04Well, my whole life
00:17:06has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:09And yet their hearts are fluttering
00:17:11like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
00:17:21I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away
00:17:33like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:37I do more than anything.
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my ticker
00:17:42so awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using
00:18:01bleeding-edge technologies
00:18:03like AI,
00:18:05which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:07So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI.
00:18:11First she went and deep-faked
00:18:13Thomas Gadolkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter
00:18:22of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and AI this so-called
00:18:28Flat 37 video.
00:18:30Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here.
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked,
00:18:38I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to
00:18:42as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:19:05下 the sun,
00:19:06now I'm going to have two- quando
00:19:07We're gonna have two.
00:19:17It's not that one can bad.
00:19:18I thought we were talking about
00:19:18and they said the sun is the sun.
00:19:18It's not that light.
00:19:19It's not that light.
00:19:19Now it's a light.
00:19:23It's waterproof.
00:19:29It's not that light.
00:19:30You
00:19:46Boy
00:19:50Knock it off I ain't here for you you dozy pin there after Frenchie
00:19:55What's gonna do him?
00:19:58Huey your name and send me two hours
00:20:04Look
00:20:06I know you don't trust me
00:20:09The French is a dead man. We ain't got time to fuck about. No, I got CIA Gulfstream gassing up
00:20:14a plant now
00:20:16Will's up on now
00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth meaning of freedom
00:20:32Ivy you can't talk like that. Huey
00:20:34None of the FBSA people are ever getting out. It's hopeless
00:20:39Look
00:20:40I should be the last guy who has any hope. I've been strangled by Ezekiel
00:20:44I've been hunted by noir chased by sharks inside of a whale shot at by Russians almost blown up at
00:20:50hero gasm and
00:20:51Lasered at Vod on ice look the point is oh and one time I had to sit naked on a
00:20:56chocolate cake
00:20:57It's a long story. The point is by all sane logic. I should be dead or
00:21:02Crazy or both. No, why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it
00:21:07Hey, get down fuck you
00:21:10Jesus hey get down
00:21:13Get the fuck down. I said fuck you. I'm down right
00:21:18Hey
00:21:30Hey
00:21:33See he gave up what about you
00:21:49Bitches like starlight make you weak
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women no love no sex no problems in literally bro. I
00:21:59Have never felt manlier think about this. Okay romance flowers
00:22:06Cuddling kissing. That's beta male shit, bro
00:22:09Super gay who am I right?
00:22:13Oh
00:22:14Yes, and you know what as for starlight's little AI video stunts she did whatever that baby murdering three out
00:22:21of ten thought she was gonna do
00:22:23It didn't work. Oh bollocks
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week. So fuck
00:22:31are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go oh
00:22:40Oh
00:22:40Wow your skin is so oily like hugging a McRib, but did did you just
00:22:45How fucking speech therapy and fucking therapy therapy and so much fucking tick-tock well
00:22:50You sure sound like you're on tick-tock 16 hour flight and not a fucking peep cuz all you can
00:22:55say is
00:22:55Oy oy oy cunt cunt cunt like the better with a mouth shut
00:22:59Where have you been what got tired of me ripping off their guards faces?
00:23:02So they deported me to Manila
00:23:03I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747, but I fell out at 10,000
00:23:08feet
00:23:09Oh, man, that took a hot minute to regrow. I found my asshole like a mile away
00:23:15How did you find me oh ways and means love how many men you down how many does it look
00:23:20like?
00:23:24It's all right love
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do
00:23:29So are you still dying? Hopefully no hearty inhale see that's a mistake. Most people make they try fight the
00:23:37cancer
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out there was it it didn't move the needle an inch. Oh, course it did.
00:23:44I'm lander's fuming
00:23:45He's gonna execute Huey Frenchy and him in about 36 hours
00:23:49Of course, it's a trap question
00:23:55The question is why else are we gonna do science walk into it?
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:06You want Frenchy you're still working on the virus and you want his help the virus that'll kill Annie and
00:24:12me and you know
00:24:13And I'm lander
00:24:16Now you're gonna help us save the boys or not
00:24:33So I have a signal so we're doing broad daylight now we are getting executed what so wait in 36
00:24:42hours we
00:24:45Finally fucking doing it they're trying to draw it Annie the question to show is why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video
00:24:56Offer or not type shit. They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in
00:25:02And then they do her in fuck that we're getting out of here first
00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more molotovs, so let's get going
00:25:14How did you get these fly by I took it myself wait you've known where the guys are this whole
00:25:21time that makes me feel angry and want to
00:25:23Titslap you but then hug you so how come you didn't spring then honestly, they've been safer there
00:25:30It's this one
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy a perimeter is just open space. That's what I'm telling you. Oh no blow. I
00:25:38mean, he's a fucking worm, but you might be able to
00:25:41Well, but even if I can get us in how the fuck we gonna get out leave that to me.
00:25:47I
00:25:47Have someone we can call
00:25:50No
00:25:51You like croissants do we why
00:26:07Homelander hey you want to see us
00:26:14Should we come back
00:26:20Can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me tarnishing my good name?
00:26:28fake garbage
00:26:29right
00:26:31Oh, right. Yes, totally sir. I know
00:26:34Starlight spewing this on filth
00:26:36What a fucking lightweight. I mean, what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at you?
00:26:44Am I right always sir, so then why'd you let her get away?
00:26:53Don't you look at him like that where the fuck were you? I was there keeping eyes on the on
00:26:57the other side of the stage, right?
00:27:00Bro
00:27:01It's been a year
00:27:03full lap of the sun and then you haven't found a train or butcher
00:27:12Or starlight
00:27:16It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose
00:27:21I mean, I know you're not that would be suicidal
00:27:27You know I had a good chat with Gavin and our stage manager
00:27:34And it turns out
00:27:37He betrayed me
00:27:39He betrayed me
00:27:40He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me
00:27:46It really makes me wonder who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history. I've never liked one of her shitty posts here. Just check it. Look that
00:27:55won't be necessary, but gentlemen
00:28:00Do your fucking jobs
00:28:02Yes, sir
00:28:27Oh
00:28:33Bro, what the hell? You could have my back in there
00:28:36Bro, you're not the real noir, okay? You can talk
00:28:41Look, I get method, okay? I fuck with Stella Adler. I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia. We literally
00:28:46never broke character
00:28:49Hey, but enough's enough
00:28:54Bro
00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single
00:28:57But you know what they say
00:28:58How do you make God laugh?
00:29:00Make a plan
00:29:01Ain't that the truth?
00:29:02So there I was at the national prayer breakfast and I look across the table and it was
00:29:09It was like the lord smiled upon us
00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven. Amen
00:29:16Oh father himself
00:29:18Head pastor president and ceo samaritan's embrace ministries after ezekiel's untimely murder god rest his soul
00:29:25Amen
00:29:26Well, you two are just a super able union for the ages. We share the belief in a dream of
00:29:33a christian nation
00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast
00:29:37For me, it was love at first sight
00:29:39See I knew he was gonna say that
00:29:41Try marrying a mind reader
00:29:44Powerful
00:29:46Now how about we switch gears?
00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish dei now
00:29:51It's funny how those three little letters are all in devil people don't need a handout
00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color
00:30:00Isn't white a color too?
00:30:01Let's cut
00:30:04Excuse me, but i'm the one who calls cut
00:30:08Cut
00:30:08Sage
00:30:09My sister in christ
00:30:11Um, no
00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost or his baby sky ghost
00:30:17I need a vice president give us the room
00:30:20Fuck
00:30:22How is married life the power of christ compelling to fuck him?
00:30:25Bitch, your hole still smells like deep grape barrier queef
00:30:29Touchy
00:30:30Hey, it's not my fault the american people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as vp
00:30:35Maybe
00:30:36But still, i don't see why i had to put take her down
00:30:39It was a patriotic thing to do
00:30:40Can we hurry this along?
00:30:41I'm about to kill dei
00:30:42Uh, not today or not
00:30:45He wants more starlighters arrested
00:30:48But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp
00:30:51Now it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted defamatory things about homelander
00:30:57Cyber terrorists are terrorists too
00:31:01True
00:31:03True
00:31:04Mm-hmm
00:31:04It's just that we've already purged the cia, doj, fbi, ftc, cdc, epa, dhs, hhs, and usps
00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners
00:31:14We arrested chapel rowan and tyler the creator and they canceled coachella
00:31:17But now he wants to detain thousands of american citizens
00:31:20You know, i couldn't help but notice
00:31:23You registered barrett for president.com net and org
00:31:27It's exploratory
00:31:28Your soup made you fucking vice president as long as you stay useful
00:31:34Don't worry
00:31:36Everything will come up ashley
00:31:38Yeah, good talk
00:31:49Reacher
00:31:52Massive
00:31:52enters the motel
00:31:54Woman
00:31:56You're huge
00:31:58Reacher
00:32:00Know what they say about huge guys
00:32:06They have huge cocks
00:32:14Yes
00:32:14Oh jesus
00:32:15Fucking crap
00:32:15You're fucking crazy get in here
00:32:16Hello worm
00:32:17Yeah, hi
00:32:18You're like america's literal most wanted
00:32:20Did anyone see you come in here?
00:32:22No
00:32:22Are you sure?
00:32:24Because i did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an svu spec and that shit is everywhere now
00:32:28Fucking hell
00:32:29This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had isn't it?
00:32:32Yeah
00:32:32It's not my fault there was a contraction in the tv business
00:32:36Listen whatever you want
00:32:38I'm not interested
00:32:39Calm off it mate
00:32:41You ain't even heard the pitch yet
00:32:42Pass
00:32:43Well told
00:32:45Whatever
00:32:45Just fucking go
00:32:47Okay, you don't have anything on me anymore
00:32:48Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent don't I?
00:32:52Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time and I don't even work there anymore
00:32:56Vought studios replaced all their writers with AI
00:32:59And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy T's but it isn't art
00:33:02Okay, it just isn't
00:33:06You ruin your appetite
00:33:08That's right
00:33:09I came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills
00:33:14I need us a tunnel duck
00:33:16You do that and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture
00:33:19How does this thing a tunnel fuck what?
00:33:22You do the tunnel
00:33:23I'll do the fucking
00:33:2520 miles out of Rochester
00:33:27Be there
00:33:28Rochester
00:33:30Oh Rochester's got that honey away soil
00:33:32Fucking delicious
00:33:37You need a shower or you smell like a Wingstop bathroom
00:33:41Thanks
00:33:42Was that bad?
00:33:43Sorry turns out talking to people's hard
00:33:48Check you long enough?
00:33:49You slowing down in your old age?
00:33:51Fuck you, JonBenet
00:33:54You guys are friends?
00:33:55You talk
00:33:58Reggie has been helping us out for a while
00:34:00Thanks
00:34:01Where's everybody?
00:34:07I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month
00:34:09Hmm
00:34:10Go Marie Moreau, how's your team doing?
00:34:12Yeah, they're scoring a few wins but
00:34:14Not nearly enough
00:34:19So
00:34:20What's with the 9-1-1?
00:34:21Huey, MM and Frenchy are going to be executed tomorrow, so
00:34:26We need your help to break them out
00:34:27Of a Vaught prison camp
00:34:30You're fucking crazy
00:34:32Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:33We just need you to run them to the extraction point
00:34:35It's easy
00:34:36Easy, right
00:34:38You know, Homelander's going to be waiting
00:34:42I can't
00:34:43We know how to kill him, okay?
00:34:44But we need Frenchy to do it
00:34:46Great, well
00:34:47Good luck with that
00:34:48Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
00:34:50I mean, if we're going to really take him out
00:34:52We need your help
00:34:53So what?
00:34:54I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
00:34:57I mean, we are down on assholes, so
00:35:01Yeah, maybe
00:35:04No
00:35:05Why not?
00:35:07I said I can't
00:35:09I know you're scared
00:35:10No, I'm not fucking scared
00:35:14I got a family to protect
00:35:19I can't
00:35:22I get it, I do
00:35:25Me too
00:35:30Keep him safe
00:35:34We shouldn't have let him go
00:35:35No
00:35:38Homelander fucked him up
00:35:40Fucked me up too
00:35:42We're going to need an exit plan B
00:35:47All right, so we hit the east gate
00:35:49We pitted Huey when the guard chain shift
00:35:51And we go at dawn
00:35:53We've been through this
00:35:54I know
00:35:54I just want to go over it a few more times
00:35:56Just so I can get it in my head
00:35:56Huey
00:35:58Take a fucking drink, will you?
00:36:00No, thanks
00:36:02You know what I mean?
00:36:02You know I quit
00:36:04Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it
00:36:07When a fucking internment camp
00:36:08Yeah, what about you?
00:36:10Have you been eating the fresh produce ice magaline?
00:36:13Mouchard's got corn in it
00:36:21Hey
00:36:23Don't worry
00:36:25Henny will be fine, she's strong
00:36:31Kimiko too
00:36:36Y'all motherfuckers are tripping
00:36:38Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them
00:36:40And you don't even know where Kimiko's at
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique again?
00:36:45Is that it?
00:36:45What I know is
00:36:46Is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives
00:36:50Hey man
00:36:50You're the strongest guy I know
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this
00:36:56You know I did two tours in the 38 in Farrah province
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up
00:37:04And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here
00:37:10And even if we make it out of here we ain't surviving this fucking war
00:37:13We are dead men walking
00:37:17Chin chin motherfuckers
00:37:23We need more resin
00:37:24Yeah
00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls
00:37:27You wanna
00:37:35Attention campers
00:37:36Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Sevens
00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will alter Dawn of the Sevens
00:37:48Well Annie today marks two months
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating
00:37:57Every day I see people giving up
00:37:59But not me
00:38:01Because I have you
00:38:02It's very very sweet
00:38:04They were innocent
00:38:06Oh
00:38:08Well I'd hardly call them innocent
00:38:10They lied to me
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there
00:38:14We've known about that for quite some time
00:38:17But I just wanted to
00:38:20Give you a little hope
00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole
00:38:23Ooh
00:38:24I like internment camp Huey
00:38:27She's zesty
00:38:28Fuck you
00:38:30Do it
00:38:31What?
00:38:31Kill me
00:38:32Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight
00:38:35You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:38Let's not insult each other, we both know they're coming
00:38:42Do you remember when we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:47Believe Festival
00:38:47When they tried to cleanse your soul
00:38:50I remember thinking
00:38:55Why him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear?
00:39:01And strawberry smoothie kids shampoo?
00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you too
00:39:08I mean, I get it from your perspective
00:39:10You're punching up, good for you
00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:21Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives
00:39:27To try and rescue you?
00:39:33Because I do it for them
00:39:49What are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52I thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some franklins
00:39:56Some came up
00:39:57So I'll be in, baby bro
00:39:58Got some rib eyes in the fridge
00:40:00Thanks
00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad
00:40:05Oh, my bad
00:40:06Uh, Salade Leme
00:40:08I think that's it
00:40:10I've been slacking on my duo lingo
00:40:12You ain't gotta do that, bro
00:40:14What?
00:40:16I mean, come on
00:40:17I mean, come on
00:40:17It's been like a year, some change now
00:40:20You still acting like this is some chill family vacation
00:40:22Instead of on the run
00:40:23It's fine
00:40:25You're a shitty liar
00:40:28I know I fucked you over
00:40:31So please
00:40:33Stop trying to make me feel better about it
00:40:35You remember when we got into it at the park that day
00:40:38And I told you that you had never really saved anyone
00:40:43You were right
00:40:44Not anymore
00:40:45I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:47And Raina, your nephews
00:40:49I mean, yeah
00:40:51Moving around constantly
00:40:53It's a pain in the ass
00:40:56But it's worth it
00:40:57It's good to see you like this
00:41:01Mom will be really proud of you, man
00:41:06Dad!
00:41:07Dad! Uncle Reg
00:41:09Why are they doing that?
00:41:16A-Train
00:41:17That was your fucking phone-a-friend
00:41:19Well, I held up my end, love
00:41:21How you gonna get us out?
00:41:22I'll fly us all out
00:41:23One by one
00:41:24Oh, that'll take all fucking night
00:41:26All right
00:41:27Fine
00:41:28Just as long as we're on the same page here
00:41:30Frenchie goes first
00:41:31Yeah, all right
00:41:32Frenchie first
00:41:33What about Huey and Emem?
00:41:34We will get him
00:41:35But nothing is more important than killing Homelander
00:41:38Frenchie first
00:41:39You sound like Maeve
00:41:41Yeah, well, Maeve was right
00:42:00Shit, go ahead
00:42:02You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores
00:42:14They're already gone
00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man
00:42:21I'm never gonna stop, bro
00:42:22Homelander's orders
00:42:25Only one way this ends
00:42:26Yeah, exactly
00:42:27Right now it's you coming after me
00:42:30Then it'll be Noir coming after you
00:42:32New Noir because Homelander killed the first one
00:42:34Remember?
00:42:36That's how people end up around him
00:42:38You smug dick
00:42:40Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:43Jesus
00:42:44What? It's true
00:42:45Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights
00:42:48What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50Suck my balls
00:42:51You're the fucking joke
00:42:52Look at you
00:42:53On the run like a little bitch
00:42:56And then I'm with Homelander
00:42:58You know, I can see it
00:43:00Look how terrified you are
00:43:03Fuck you
00:43:05I'm the lord of the seven seas, baby
00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life
00:43:11I ain't terrified as shit
00:43:12You're so scared of Homelander
00:43:13You don't even see what it's done to you
00:43:15I'm not fucking scared
00:43:23Yeah, I said the same thing
00:43:28It's pathetic
00:43:32You're pathetic
00:43:35Sooner or later I'm gonna get to your family
00:43:48Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave
00:43:52When I wrote the series finale of Triple C
00:43:54That's Crimson Count as Capers
00:43:55It was impossible to like tick every box
00:43:59And tie up every little storyline
00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy
00:44:03You can't do it
00:44:04Finales are the worst
00:44:05Your voice makes me want to kill myself
00:44:09Oh, sorry
00:44:10What's that bad?
00:44:10How many times did you come here thinking
00:44:12I should just blaze on in there and save the day?
00:44:14No, I already said that
00:44:16Oh, come off it
00:44:17Don't give me that Huey's safe in his playpen bollocks
00:44:20You left him in there
00:44:22Because you don't want to look him in the eye
00:44:24After a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done
00:44:27Let me give you a bit of advice
00:44:30Please don't
00:44:33Ain't nothing to feel guilty about
00:44:36Because that shit is gonna get us all killed
00:44:38I mean, it is thankless and impossible work
00:44:41Hey, what did you guys think of the Lost Finale?
00:44:43Get to work, arsehole
00:44:44Great, I'm fucking starving
00:44:46Where do you want to pop out?
00:44:47Bunk 19
00:44:53Wait, that's a Vaughn Freedom Camp
00:44:55Is it?
00:44:56No, no, no, no, no
00:44:56You said I got to stick it to Vaughn
00:44:58That gets fucking lasered in half
00:44:59Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, isn't it?
00:45:02It's complicated
00:45:03And I don't want to get into that right now
00:45:04I'm fucking half
00:45:05Hey, our friends are about to be killed
00:45:07So you're gonna dig us a hole
00:45:09Or I'll bury you in one
00:45:18Drive the action to the climax
00:45:19Drive the action to the climax
00:45:23Drive the action to the climax
00:45:32You guys are gonna want to stay back
00:46:03Have fun in the shithole
00:46:05Ladies first
00:46:06Fuck you
00:46:17Fuck you
00:46:19Fuck you
00:46:46Fuck you
00:46:46Yeah
00:46:47Oh
00:46:49That wasn't so bad
00:46:51Was it?
00:46:52Don't ever contact me again
00:46:57Oh, hey, uh
00:46:58Is it cool if I use this for the A-Story
00:47:00And the Reacher's Pack I'm working on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker
00:47:02I'm taking that as a yes
00:47:25What?
00:47:27Oh, fuck
00:47:31Surprise
00:47:33Welcome, William
00:47:34And you
00:47:35The gang is almost all here
00:47:38Oh, and, uh
00:47:40You never told me that this one's nickname is
00:47:45Mother's milk
00:47:50Okay
00:47:52So
00:47:52What's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
00:47:57Yes
00:47:58I know all about it
00:48:00Suck my fat dick
00:48:10Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party
00:48:14Without my little lightning bug here
00:48:21Jesus Christ
00:48:22William, you've got a viper's nest in there
00:48:25Heard about it, of course
00:48:27But
00:48:27Seeing it for myself
00:48:29It's, uh
00:48:31It's incredible
00:48:32I mean
00:48:34It's fucking disgusting
00:48:36Of course
00:48:36But
00:48:37It's beautiful
00:48:38What you've done to yourself
00:48:39What you've
00:48:40Become
00:48:41And you did
00:48:42All that
00:48:43For me
00:48:49Now that
00:48:50That
00:48:51Is devotion
00:48:54You know
00:48:55You know, William
00:48:56I know
00:48:57We're not exactly equals
00:48:59But I'm compelled to say
00:49:02You are the only one that's ever challenged me
00:49:07And
00:49:07There's a part of me that will be sad
00:49:11To see you go
00:49:16Well
00:49:36Come on, Broly's gonna fly us out.
00:49:52Annie! Annie!
00:49:59Oh, shit!
00:50:01What the hell?
00:50:03Peeley!
00:50:15Get down!
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:23Oh, God.
00:50:25Angie.
00:50:37Hey, hey.
00:50:39Hey.
00:50:40It's okay.
00:50:41It's okay.
00:50:42Just stay there, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:02Hey, dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw.
00:51:29Don't you fucking move.
00:51:32Get your hands up or I can see them.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up or I can see them.
00:51:43Hold her tight.
00:51:46Hold her tight.
00:51:50Where is she going?
00:51:53a-
00:51:57No.
00:52:04Fuck.
00:52:06Oh, my God.
00:53:03Fuck this.
00:53:04She's not coming back.
00:53:05Huey, we have to go, we have to go now.
00:53:07Stay there, stay there.
00:53:08She's coming back.
00:53:08No, no, no, she can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:16William!
00:53:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:40I can't.
00:53:44I can't.
00:53:56I don't know.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:43Oh, my God.
00:55:14Oh, my God.
00:55:16Oh, my God.
00:55:25Oh, my God.
00:55:41Oh, my God.
00:55:43Oh, my God.
00:56:04Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:13Looks like someone can't catch the A-Train after all.
00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:34That's so funny.
00:57:04What was I so afraid of?
00:57:05What are you, huh?
00:57:07Pathetic.
00:57:11Weak, sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:20Yeah.
00:57:42Hey, sir.
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