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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, your fucking disappointment.

00:00:14Get out of the building now!

00:00:16Let's just stop!

00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.

00:00:19And now you blink?

00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.

00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.

00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.

00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.

00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.

00:00:31Is that?

00:00:32So he's dad?

00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.

00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.

00:00:42Homelander's fuming.

00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.

00:00:47We need your help to break them out.

00:00:49You're fucking crazy.

00:00:51Oh my god.

00:00:53Frenchy.

00:01:00What was I so afraid of?

00:01:29Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.

00:01:36Amen.

00:01:37He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.

00:01:44Homelander, amen.

00:01:45Amen.

00:01:46Amen, sir.

00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of

00:02:00Satan himself, Starlight.

00:02:03That's right.

00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?

00:02:06It ain't no metaphors in this house.

00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.

00:02:13They spew and vomit.

00:02:15They're eating babies.

00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.

00:02:20Lord, have mercy.

00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.

00:02:28We fight hellfire with holy fire.

00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.

00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.

00:02:37Matthew 1034.

00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.

00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.

00:02:43You are here to do war.

00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?

00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?

00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.

00:02:59Praise him.

00:03:01Praise him.

00:03:02Praise him for victory.

00:03:03Praise him for America.

00:03:04Praise him for our superheroes.

00:03:08Hallelujah.

00:03:11Stand up.

00:03:13Stand up.

00:03:14In the name of Jesus.

00:03:16My sweet body.

00:03:20Amen.

00:03:22Amen.

00:03:24Amen.

00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.

00:03:44A charming little burg.

00:03:45Best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.

00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here,

00:03:57keep your mouth shut.

00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking love of you.

00:04:20You're still working on the virus.

00:04:22Not working.

00:04:23Sorted.

00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.

00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.

00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?

00:04:43When that cunt homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.

00:04:48Poor sods.

00:04:49Didn't stand a chance.

00:04:51Samir?

00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey.

00:04:53I was friends with Vicky.

00:04:54I...

00:04:58I'm so sorry for your loss.

00:05:00Are you an idiot?

00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.

00:05:02And kept me prisoner.

00:05:03So did you.

00:05:04You shot me with the virus.

00:05:05Your leg regrew.

00:05:06All right, all right.

00:05:07Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack on

00:05:12with a godly work of revenge.

00:05:14And, good news.

00:05:16Samir's done it.

00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.

00:05:22Well, Zoe reckon.

00:05:23We just need a little dry run.

00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?

00:05:29Or every soup?

00:05:30Don't know.

00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?

00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.

00:05:35Will it infect humans?

00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.

00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.

00:05:40You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?

00:05:43I'm glad you're back, mate.

00:05:45Rock Hard?

00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.

00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain.

00:05:50Nine hundred pounds of walking granite hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the

00:05:55Lincoln Memorial, no?

00:05:58Oh, he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot calm it burst out

00:06:02of his mouth.

00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.

00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander, and no one gives a fuck about

00:06:13him.

00:06:14So, we nip in, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.

00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.

00:06:22So, let's get cracking.

00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.

00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters

00:06:36before they commit any more violence.

00:06:42Here you go.

00:06:44Where'd you get these from?

00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.

00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?

00:06:54Do what?

00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.

00:06:56We kill him.

00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.

00:06:57All right, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?

00:07:01I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?

00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?

00:07:05He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.

00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.

00:07:12I say we take the virus and we run.

00:07:14Or kill him.

00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.

00:07:21That's a good price in any war.

00:07:24Look, kid.

00:07:25It's a shit decision, all right?

00:07:27We're not denying that.

00:07:28But they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.

00:07:30We don't have a motherfucking choice.

00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.

00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.

00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die, right?

00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?

00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!

00:08:00Hey, so, it's been a tough year.

00:08:03No, no, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.

00:08:07Huh.

00:08:08Why do you bring it up?

00:08:10Just your whole vibe.

00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher,

00:08:14your hair is different.

00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.

00:08:17It's just, uh...

00:08:24Annie, whatever you had to do.

00:08:28I get it.

00:08:29It's okay.

00:08:31We can...

00:08:33We can figure this out.

00:08:35We can...

00:08:36Talk?

00:08:38Yeah.

00:08:39Mm-hmm.

00:08:41Or...

00:08:42Counterpoint.

00:08:44Not talk.

00:08:46I mean...

00:08:48Yeah.

00:08:49That's a...

00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.

00:08:52Mm-hmm.

00:08:55Mm-hmm.

00:08:59Mm-hmm.

00:09:00Mm-hmm.

00:09:01Mm-hmm.

00:09:02Mm-hmm.

00:09:03Mm-hmm.

00:09:07You stood there!

00:09:08Oh, girl, listen.

00:09:09Judoff, sliced into you by Homelander.

00:09:11Shot here, here, here.

00:09:13It hurt every time, but the virus?

00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die.

00:09:17The pain...

00:09:21And you're okay with it!

00:09:23No!

00:09:26On my life, or not.

00:09:29But this is happening, with or without us.

00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence, so I can protect you.

00:09:42I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.

00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?

00:10:11Yeah.

00:10:13I should fight you, too.

00:10:17C'est incroyable.

00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.

00:10:34Close off now.

00:10:45Your bottom half, is it really been grown?

00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp.

00:10:51Don't ask me what you know is true.

00:10:55Don't have to tell me I love your precious heart.

00:11:01I, I was standing.

00:11:07You were there, and they could never tear us apart.

00:11:36You were there, and they could never, and they could never tear us apart.

00:11:59God damn it, Adrienne.

00:12:05Didn't need to come to this.

00:12:09I don't know, you left me no choice.

00:12:12I don't know, you left me no choice.

00:12:13I know my leadership style can be stern, but it's for your own good.

00:12:21I like to think of myself as the big brother that you never had.

00:12:34You remember that girlfriend you had?

00:12:38Uh, Paul.

00:12:42Pop Fang.

00:12:44Betrayed us both.

00:12:45To William Butcher, no less.

00:12:47Huge mess.

00:12:48Your fault.

00:12:48What did I do?

00:12:50What did I do?

00:12:52I gave you a chance to make things right.

00:12:55I, I reached out my hand.

00:13:00And you bit it.

00:13:02What did I ever do to, to deserve that?

00:13:06What, was I too nurturing?

00:13:09Too forgiving?

00:13:10Well, maybe, but damn it, you weren't like the others.

00:13:14Snakes.

00:13:16Backstabbers.

00:13:16I could count on you, man.

00:13:18I did count on you.

00:13:20I loved you.

00:13:23But here we are.

00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?

00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone.

00:13:39You wouldn't understand.

00:13:43Nobody does.

00:13:48I guess the strongest men don't think of for the group to

00:13:51to give up.

00:13:51Wait.

00:13:51Bye.

00:14:00Bye.

00:14:12Bye.

00:14:33Firecracker's Flaming Freedom Sticks.

00:14:35I'm Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, and we're doing a Votality Vamp Glam tutorial.

00:14:43Wankers. Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.

00:14:46You know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit.

00:14:4950 grand?

00:14:51Dog wankers.

00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real Housewives of Country are gonna hear.

00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?

00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute. They go out, we go in.

00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year. He might not live here anymore.

00:15:08Every day, Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, brings down a protein shake to the basement.

00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.

00:15:22Everything okay?

00:15:24All good.

00:15:32Hey, look lively back there.

00:15:35All right. Nothing fancy, yeah?

00:15:37Nip him, twat him, bring you back here.

00:15:42Keep the engine running.

00:15:44All right.

00:15:51Are you ready?

00:16:21Internet's down. Cam's too.

00:16:23Um, yeah, we have a problem.

00:16:28Put-on la main.

00:16:32He really let himself go.

00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?

00:16:45Oh my god.

00:16:46Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.

00:16:49My dick weighs more rich.

00:16:53Well, right in that way we can move him.

00:16:55He can move the three of us.

00:16:57So, what now?

00:17:16You...

00:17:16What the fuck?

00:17:18No, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.

00:17:20I don't wanna hurt you.

00:17:21You're safe, okay?

00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again.

00:17:24Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:17:27For how long?

00:17:27Almost two years.

00:17:29In a CIA black site.

00:17:31I just found out this morning.

00:17:34You found out this morning?

00:17:35Yeah.

00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?

00:17:42Did you fuck me?

00:17:44What?

00:17:44Just some kind of incest thing?

00:17:46No!

00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?

00:17:48Look, I...

00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher.

00:17:53Find him yourself?

00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited

00:17:56and you are the best tracker there is.

00:18:00I just...

00:18:00I need you to find him and report back.

00:18:03Very simple.

00:18:04You want me...

00:18:07to work for you.

00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me?

00:18:11And I can help you.

00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback.

00:18:15I don't need you for that.

00:18:17Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...

00:18:22Okay.

00:18:23All right.

00:18:24Listen to me.

00:18:26I'm no ass Felch and Commie.

00:18:28You got that?

00:18:29I know.

00:18:30I know.

00:18:30And listen.

00:18:31I am Vaught now.

00:18:34Me.

00:18:35So the public?

00:18:36They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.

00:18:40I can resurrect you.

00:18:41I can give you back what you lost.

00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven.

00:18:47Number two?

00:18:50Or how about I finish the job

00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck?

00:18:57Hey, you could try.

00:18:59Who knows?

00:19:00You might even fry the V right out of my blood.

00:19:05Or you might not.

00:19:07But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher more than you...

00:19:11Than you hate me.

00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you.

00:19:17Am I?

00:19:19I tried to kill you.

00:19:21The minute I turn my back,

00:19:22how do I know you won't return the favor?

00:19:27Look, uh...

00:19:35You find William Butcher for me.

00:19:39All is forgiven.

00:19:50Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.

00:19:53Improve your sleep.

00:19:55Strengthen your immune system.

00:19:58Nourish your soul.

00:20:00The ancient Daoists believed that perennium sunning

00:20:03stopped Qi,

00:20:04life force, from leaving the body.

00:20:06And invited Prana,

00:20:08solar energy in.

00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness.

00:20:12Introducing the new deep brand,

00:20:14Sigma Solarium Bivot.

00:20:16Vibros,

00:20:18Forbros.

00:20:19Okay, we need to abort.

00:20:20Your mom should have aborted you.

00:20:26Fuck it.

00:20:27We'll test it here.

00:20:28What?

00:20:29Test?

00:20:30The virus is contagious.

00:20:32As Samir says,

00:20:33the game is over.

00:20:35No, Butcher's right.

00:20:37Brockhart has seen us, so...

00:20:39we can't leave.

00:20:40Virus?

00:20:41What?

00:20:42Virus?

00:20:43Look, I don't break you lot out of the pen to flap about.

00:20:46All we gotta do is seal of ventilation.

00:20:48Every exit point, tighter than a Boy Scouts asshole

00:20:51a Jamboree.

00:20:52No, no, no.

00:20:53It's not possible.

00:20:58Maybe.

00:21:02Yo!

00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?

00:21:07Uh-huh.

00:21:08His heart rate is ten beats per minute.

00:21:10He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours.

00:21:13Like a blue whale.

00:21:14He won't breathe.

00:21:16How do we get the virus in him?

00:21:17Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?

00:21:20You lot sort this.

00:21:22I'll fetch the virus.

00:21:23Kimiko, you and me.

00:21:30Oh, you two, leave it out, would ya?

00:21:33Fucking workin' here.

00:21:37Hey.

00:21:38Coming with you.

00:21:40What for?

00:21:41I don't trust you.

00:21:44Yeah.

00:21:46Suit yourself.

00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.

00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.

00:22:01Where's S'more?

00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon.

00:22:04Won't say where he's going.

00:22:05Won't say shit.

00:22:06Is that a Jew thing?

00:22:12We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up, but you can invoke the Insurrection

00:22:17Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.

00:22:20Good idea.

00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?

00:22:24That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content.

00:22:28Honestly, the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.

00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.

00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder.

00:22:38But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all.

00:22:42Love it.

00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts, all those corporate tax

00:22:48breaks, and for the existing freedom camps, Treasury's running a little dry.

00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes.

00:22:59The President is thinking how insane this is right now.

00:23:02He'll back you.

00:23:03You can do it.

00:23:04Speak up.

00:23:05And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.

00:23:08Won't their arrest eat into your bottom line?

00:23:11No.

00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.

00:23:14Wow.

00:23:15Amazing, Ashley.

00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara.

00:23:17Well, all righty then.

00:23:18Let me ask the most important question.

00:23:22Do I got immunity?

00:23:34For fuck's sake.

00:23:36Soldier Boy, this is the President, Vice President of the United States of America.

00:23:41They work for me.

00:23:43Everyone, Soldier Boy is going to be number two in the seven once he is located William Butcher

00:23:50and Annie January.

00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir?

00:23:52No, sir.

00:23:53I can do this.

00:23:54I can bring them in.

00:23:54Well, like you did with A-Train.

00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep.

00:23:59Competence.

00:24:00Oh.

00:24:01And Steve, Soldier Boy is going to need a full pardon.

00:24:03Well, sir, he, uh, he was guilty of, you know, treason.

00:24:11Consider it done, sir.

00:24:13Terrific.

00:24:13And you know what?

00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.

00:24:16Uh, Steve, can you make him a...

00:24:19Manhattan.

00:24:21Manhattan.

00:24:22Thanks, Steve.

00:24:23Of course.

00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?

00:24:28No.

00:24:29Steven?

00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan.

00:24:35Goddamn.

00:24:37Since what could Supes teabag the President?

00:24:41Since me.

00:24:58Okay, what's next?

00:25:05What is it?

00:25:15Look out!

00:25:17Oh, God!

00:25:18Putain!

00:25:20Oh, he is sore.

00:25:22He's mountain pornography.

00:25:23What?

00:25:24Almost got you fuckers.

00:25:28Ha, ha.

00:25:29Oh, shit.

00:25:31No.

00:25:33At least that explains how he's grown.

00:25:37From bashing his bishop.

00:25:40Gross.

00:25:48Mm-hmm.

00:25:49Mm-hmm.

00:25:50Now that's what I'm talking about.

00:25:53Oh, God.

00:25:57Fucking unsanitary.

00:26:00Ugh.

00:26:05Mm-hmm.

00:26:07Mm-hmm.

00:26:09Mm-hmm.

00:26:11Mm-hmm.

00:26:27Mm-hmm.

00:26:30Mm-hmm.

00:26:32Mm-hmm.

00:26:34collab velvet ember it doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans

00:26:43we talked about this i don't have a choice they make me do this

00:26:48there we go today i'm going to be going for a dark hero look so we're going to be using

00:26:54black

00:26:54noir's noir black liquid eyeliner because it is the girl yeah damn it dare enter my dark domain

00:27:02i am countess crow countess of the crows and i shall make you do the day that you decide

00:27:09fuck

00:27:21so it's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time it's like a metaphor for life no

00:27:29it's a metaphor for my balls

00:27:37what is the matter a starlighter cell in st louis was raided so they're all gone just like the one

00:27:47in

00:27:47portland and sacramento and boise and i guess we can add a train to that list right

00:27:56you didn't kill them they chose to fight yeah because they thought that i was going to save them

00:28:03i told them that we were going to make it out

00:28:07fucking easy for me to say i'm bulletproof

00:28:12if you told pt tui any of this no no because he'll say it wasn't my fault so i can't

00:28:22so this is why you do not care if the virus kills you

00:28:26i led them to a shallow grave

00:28:32so i just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie no i can't live like that if i

00:28:41follow them

00:28:41it's the only thing that makes sense

00:28:50i am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost

00:28:57and yes it's easier to wallow on your guilt

00:29:04what the fucking shit you get up every day and you keep going anything else is an insult to the

00:29:12dead

00:29:15you creep just let go get your chopped old man hands off of me guess who didn't make it to

00:29:21patrol

00:29:21today oh shit starlight oh my god you guys are terrorists

00:29:29what do we do with her same as rock hard

00:29:35you don't have a choice

00:29:39all right come on no what let me go

00:29:49you don't have a choice

00:30:03pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood all this crime stopping makes me so

00:30:09thirsty turbo rush the drink of heroes only 15 calories cut

00:30:18that's a good take

00:30:20no please this is a mistake i am not starlighter only 15 calories

00:30:25yeah now with acai and maca roots

00:30:31no corey go back inside please yo you stay back because if you ruin my shot it's on site

00:30:38bitch okay let's go again and fix your tits they're lopsided

00:30:42okay all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty turbo rush now with acai and maca root

00:30:53that's perfect okay great okay have fun and camp

00:31:01oh whatever

00:31:04me

00:31:04monkey

00:31:05she'll grow up

00:31:06whatever

00:31:07every super than 500 miles would be up her ass within the hour. We stayed a

00:31:11course. Mine's on a fucking job. Fuck the job!

00:31:18Come here, go. Down.

00:31:43Homelander? Homelander?

00:31:55Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?

00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today. Are you sure waking him was the right comb?

00:32:06Yes. Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?

00:32:09No, I did not. Of course not. What am I going to say? Uh, yeah, hey, I really want you

00:32:17to do this

00:32:18job for me, but careful, because there's a soup-killing virus out there, and you may die

00:32:23screaming. Sure you would have jumped at that. You have a lot to learn about managing big personalities,

00:32:30young lady. Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us,

00:32:38right? Ah, well, it's tactical. Exactly.

00:32:42Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.

00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies... You don't know that's going to happen.

00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?

00:32:57Mm-hmm.

00:32:58Right?

00:33:33testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough

00:33:38transporting it without the necessary precautions

00:33:41let's talk in

00:33:42we'll give in

00:33:45i'll take it

00:33:52so how fragile is this

00:33:54very

00:33:56very fragile

00:33:57if it broke on the way

00:33:59it could kill every superhero on earth

00:34:02there's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on earth

00:34:09well

00:34:12best not drop it

00:34:13thank you so much

00:34:26breathe putain

00:34:29breathe putain

00:34:46no the corner is in paris

00:34:48well the rest of kicks will be back soon

00:34:50we're doing everything we can

00:34:52you know you were wrong earlier

00:35:05we're not terrorists

00:35:06oh god when everyone comes back jetstreak's gonna shoot an rpg up your ass and sheeline is gonna take a

00:35:12shit in the gaping hole that's left

00:35:14look you being here was not part of the plan all right it's just a shitty situation

00:35:19yeah the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here

00:35:28we don't want to be here any longer than we have to be all we need is to get rock

00:35:33hard to breathe

00:35:38does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth

00:35:41i got a teenage daughter

00:35:43that shit right there bounces right off me

00:35:46hey didn't you used to have like

00:35:48ten crows at one time

00:35:49what's it called a murder

00:35:52oh let me guess

00:35:55sheila and h crows

00:35:57damn

00:35:59countess

00:35:59they don't give a fuck about you

00:36:00or the two crows you have left

00:36:02their names are russell and cameron

00:36:04point is vod

00:36:06doesn't care about y'all neither

00:36:07they're draining you for what

00:36:09sixty percent of your earnings

00:36:10it's ridiculous

00:36:12oh

00:36:15motherfucker don't go through my shit

00:36:17rozak

00:36:18welbutrin

00:36:19lexapro

00:36:20great

00:36:21great

00:36:21kid what are you 19 years old

00:36:23why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people

00:36:26all they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got

00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat

00:36:31why are you risking your life for them

00:36:39please

00:36:40please don't kill me

00:36:41i just want to go home

00:36:44i miss my mom

00:36:45and my dad

00:36:48please

00:37:01careful

00:37:03careful

00:37:08Oi, fucking smart, were you?

00:37:10I know you're a little glad Atrian's dead.

00:37:16No, I'm not glad he's dead.

00:37:18Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.

00:37:21And he died a hero. A real hero.

00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.

00:37:28Listen, I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.

00:37:30Look, you've earned your seat at the table, so I'll give it to you straight.

00:37:36You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on your head, mate.

00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors. Especially your girl.

00:37:44I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder drink.

00:37:45Don't talk to me about it, Annie. You don't know what's going on with her.

00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.

00:37:50And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny cricket listening to your heart bollocks,

00:37:56is just gonna get her killed.

00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?

00:38:06You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.

00:38:10But I won't let you do it.

00:38:15Love it.

00:38:29You're hitting the vial!

00:38:33It's good.

00:38:37Wait, is that...?

00:38:44He's dead, right? He's supposed to be dead?

00:38:48Supposed to be.

00:38:50Mallory put on my knife for a bit.

00:38:55You're telling us this now?

00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.

00:39:00In what fucking way?!

00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.

00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?

00:39:09New plan.

00:39:12Oi!

00:39:14Ain't you supposed to be a giant ice dudo?

00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?

00:39:17Running a truck under the name Don T.

00:39:20Be a cunt?

00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.

00:39:23Well, oldie better goodie.

00:39:29No, mate.

00:39:30Just you and me.

00:39:41I guess it's true.

00:39:43You're one of us now.

00:39:45Well, if you can't beat him, join him.

00:39:48Then fuck it, beat him.

00:39:49Being super is not gonna save you.

00:39:51That don't stop us helping each other.

00:39:53Homelander's double the cunt now.

00:39:54If that's even possible.

00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.

00:39:58You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?

00:40:00Fuck you!

00:40:01We had a deal.

00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain.

00:40:04And you sold me out.

00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.

00:40:08And for what?

00:40:09Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?

00:40:11A kid is your grandson.

00:40:13Well, was it worth it?

00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?

00:40:16Where is that fucking brat?

00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.

00:40:20Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus

00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?

00:40:27Bullshit.

00:40:28God's honest.

00:40:29The things this virus can do...

00:40:33Fucking die, bollocko.

00:40:35Why'd you think he sent you here?

00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?

00:40:39You're a sacrificial cunt.

00:40:41Again.

00:40:43I guess we'll see.

00:40:45You don't get it, do you?

00:40:48Me?

00:40:49Homelander?

00:40:50Your old crew?

00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.

00:40:54Do you wanna know why?

00:40:57Because you are a dumb fucking twat.

00:41:07What the fuck was that?

00:41:18Hey!

00:41:20You two fucktards of local soups?

00:41:21Holy shit.

00:41:23Soldier boy?

00:41:24What?

00:41:25You're a dead socialist.

00:41:28Fuck!

00:41:29Fuck!

00:41:30This was being stupid.

00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen.

00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.

00:41:35Find them and kill them.

00:41:36Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses

00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces.

00:41:42Move!

00:41:42Oh.

00:41:45Fuck.

00:41:51Fucking figures.

00:41:57Hey, man.

00:41:58Get ready.

00:41:58We're coming in.

00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:42:00Slow down, kid.

00:42:02Soldier boy.

00:42:05He's alive?

00:42:07Fuck that.

00:42:07Just how long do we have?

00:42:09Just Huey.

00:42:10Huey!

00:42:11Huey!

00:42:13We gotta move.

00:42:15Our fucking H-bomb is headed this way.

00:42:17Oh, shit.

00:42:18I'm sorry.

00:42:19Sorry.

00:42:26Uh.

00:42:29Oh, shit.

00:42:30I'm sorry.

00:42:41Oh, shit.

00:42:44Oh, shit.

00:42:47All right.

00:42:47Go!

00:43:29I got to drop the dookie!

00:43:32Get it?

00:43:34That's you!

00:43:37You're the dookie!

00:43:38No!

00:43:42Huey!

00:44:00I got you.

00:44:03I know.

00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay?

00:44:18Is the virus?

00:44:19Yeah, it's good.

00:44:20It's good, I think.

00:44:20Okay.

00:44:24Oi!

00:44:25Pants!

00:44:26Oh shit!

00:44:27Move!

00:44:28Go!

00:44:35You're with me.

00:44:39Hey!

00:44:48Huey Cable has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.

00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.

00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.

00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?

00:45:02The so-called soup killer?

00:45:03Huh.

00:45:04Well not today you semen swilly butt pirate.

00:45:07What?

00:45:14No virus, bitch.

00:45:16I will shoot.

00:45:18Hot.

00:45:18Come in your face.

00:45:21Do not nut right now.

00:45:24No.

00:45:31No.

00:45:31What the fuck?

00:45:34Oh.

00:45:36Uh.

00:45:38No!

00:45:41No!

00:45:42No!

00:45:43No!

00:45:44No!

00:45:45No!

00:45:55Oh

00:46:37Oh

00:47:05Oh

00:47:07Well, I did

00:47:09Very oh fuck. I wish I would have seen that. No

00:47:13You don't I?

00:47:16Come on, let's leg it

00:47:19No, no, no, Monca, and until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague

00:47:58Yes

00:48:01May I have a word?

00:48:02Wait out there

00:48:28Wait out there

00:48:32I have a word

00:48:49replacement all the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word nicer than i expected ashley

00:48:57she's smart she's got to listen to reason look i've been there literally where you're sitting

00:49:05but that chair isn't a pedestal it's a chopping block and i can help you but you gotta talk to

00:49:13me

00:49:18don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again you know you can't i'm gonna blow out the back of

00:49:22your skull wow you're unbelievable ashley that was the most pathetic display of a backbone i've ever

00:49:35seen they're arresting innocent people but sure let sage suck down her garbage chalupa i need a minute

00:49:48from back here i see a spine fucking use it do i get laser eyes no i get a psychic

00:49:54fucking tumor

00:49:54this is junior year all over again do you remember when you let danny trachtenberg finger blast us

00:49:59behind the friendlies because he had jamiroquai tickets and then he took miriam apple bomb going

00:50:04along won't get you what you want going along is why we're still alive you should have left with a

00:50:09train when he asked you to at least he had a shred of decency that's why he's dead first they

00:50:14came

00:50:14for the communists and i did not speak out because i was not a communist i don't need martin neumola

00:50:19right now you used to love his poetry and birkenstocks and throwing clay you used to want to do some

00:50:25good in the world what happened i tried i tried but there's nothing i can do half of washington

00:50:32things homelanders batch it the cia the pentagon they will follow you if you lead them i'm not a

00:50:39leader i'm vice president you can still do some good ashley we can still do some good just shut up

00:50:46or i'm gonna float on my back in the tub again you want that you're better than this you were

00:50:51better

00:50:52than this no no so we're clear you're absolutely sure triple check the results none of you are

00:51:01carriers humans are immune

00:51:17god damn i only seen shit like this one at a time

00:51:23it was on you outside of that truck stop war house on that 23

00:51:27soldier cunt down homelander to go

00:51:30we fucking did it

00:51:32about time

00:51:38okay

00:51:46let's run away

00:51:51there are over 50 uninhabited island in the pacific we just need to find one so remote

00:51:58nobody will ever find us

00:52:02you were right

00:52:05this virus there is no contain in it no stuff in it i do not know how to protect you

00:52:11from it

00:52:12except to take you as far away from here as possible

00:52:34you did not see its carnage it's too dangerous it's dangerous for everyone who innocent people are being roundup

00:52:46i think this is how we make amends for life we've taken i think we have to get up every

00:52:55day and keep going

00:53:01yes

00:53:02yes

00:53:07yes

00:53:08yes

00:53:09yes

00:53:11yes

00:53:17yes

00:53:25you're allowed to freak out you know this virus

00:53:31it's fucking brutal

00:53:32i don't know for a rock hard i'd say it's an improvement

00:53:39i haven't exactly had a magical year either neither of us is fine

00:53:45and we shouldn't be

00:53:47and if you don't want to talk about it

00:53:49you don't have to

00:53:50thanks

00:53:51but i'm not letting you die

00:53:56i'm gonna keep fighting

00:54:01and if you can't then i'm just gonna fight for both of us

00:54:06but just don't turn into fucking butcher okay

00:54:25i know

00:54:27i'm late

00:54:41i'm late

00:54:43all right

00:54:44all right sarah

00:54:47time for your meds

00:54:58he's a good boy

00:55:00i know

00:55:14whoa hey be careful sir there's a viral contagion

00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.

00:55:21I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.

00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.

00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?

00:55:28I told him to report back.

00:55:31I told him not to go in alone.

00:55:32Why would he do that?

00:55:34Well, it's more like Soldier Doy.

00:55:36Am I right?

00:55:37Leave.

00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir, to do this.

00:55:41Should have been you.

00:55:42Oh, hey.

00:55:44I'm sorry.

00:55:44Leave.

00:55:50I was swimming.

00:56:10No.

00:56:14No.

00:56:18Not you, too.

00:56:20Not you.

00:56:29Why does everyone keep leaving me?

00:56:35I'm sorry.

00:56:47I can't go down, but I get up again.

00:56:50Why does everyone keep me down?

00:56:52I can't go down, but I get up again.

00:56:54Feel the heaven, gonna get me down.

00:56:56I can't go down, but I get up again.

00:56:59Do they ever, gonna get me down?

00:57:01I can't go down, but I get up again.

00:57:04Do they ever, gonna, get me down?

00:57:12He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink

00:57:17He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink

00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times

00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times

00:57:26Oh, Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy

00:57:33I can't knock down, through the right hand

00:57:35In the heaven, it made me down

00:57:38I can't knock down, through the right hand

00:57:45In the heaven, it made me down

00:57:47I can't knock down, but они come back

00:57:49In the heaven, it made me down

00:57:54This ain't a nightmare

00:57:58This ain't a nightmare

00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink

00:58:03He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink

00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times

00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

00:58:12Don't cry for me, extraordinary love

00:58:19I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:24I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:29I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:33I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:41You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:42I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:45You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:47I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:50You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:52I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:54You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:56I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:59:27I'll see you next time.

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