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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back

00:00:12i'm not a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him

00:00:18brian and that heroes will answer the call to protect

00:00:22i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried joe ass to the er that

00:00:33felt better

00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's

00:00:40been running this to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into something super

00:00:46lethal global pandemic what's in the genocide between friends just off and let me die in peace

00:00:53with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands together four firecracker i am not sexually

00:00:59attracted to you it's about loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister sage she's the world's smartest

00:01:06person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in like caesar

00:01:13like season once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all this i

00:01:19am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into internment camps you're cool with that

00:01:23you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take down vod and homeland no deals

00:01:30newman would have been a patsy so i went another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next in line

00:01:35to be president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal authority veritable

00:01:40army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government and from our

00:01:45streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today

00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be kidding me this whole time

00:02:19is

00:02:36oh

00:02:38U.S.A! U.S.A!

00:02:40U.S.A! U.S.A!

00:02:43Thank you, and welcome

00:02:44to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.

00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.

00:02:55Places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.

00:02:58Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.

00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.

00:03:03Got them. Got them headed to the place now.

00:03:08Hey, John. Mr. Horace, you're in sight.

00:03:11You're a brave hero.

00:03:13Go!

00:03:15Go!

00:03:16Go!

00:03:28Starlight is running wild.

00:03:30Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.

00:03:33But we said no. We said enough.

00:03:36We said not in America.

00:03:40And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn!

00:03:44Get up!

00:03:51Go!

00:03:52Go!

00:03:54Go!

00:03:58Go!

00:04:00Keep going.

00:04:04stop

00:04:07designated the starlighters

00:04:09terrorist organization

00:04:11proudly serving

00:04:13the armed forces thanks to the new

00:04:15chairman of the joint chiefs

00:04:16general mayhem

00:04:19is up 21%

00:04:22g-man

00:04:22days passed from the future has grossed

00:04:25over 2 billion

00:04:26do not get me started on the abita margins

00:04:29and all of this

00:04:30the most important

00:04:34truth

00:04:34is a safer

00:04:37more god

00:04:39fearing nation

00:04:41our nation

00:04:43yes

00:04:45yes

00:04:50got it

00:04:53is there no depth

00:04:54to what that little

00:04:56mother and queen

00:04:58mayhem

00:05:00take these two

00:05:01no no

00:05:02trust these two

00:05:02no what so they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die

00:05:06come on

00:05:07no mayhem

00:05:08no you stay back

00:05:10all of you stay back

00:05:12you stay the fuck back

00:05:13and i'll laser you god damn it

00:05:15i'll laser every fucking one of you

00:05:30it's a

00:05:31yeah

00:05:31oh

00:05:32yeah

00:05:46This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign period, and the American people have the good

00:05:52sense to call out a lie when they see...

00:05:55Stay back!

00:05:56They're all laser every fucking one of you!

00:06:03Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.

00:06:15Tough day.

00:06:17Sad day.

00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.

00:06:23This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist Starlighters.

00:06:28Let's open it up.

00:06:31Chris Hayes.

00:06:32Vice President Barrett.

00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking.

00:06:36Literally.

00:06:36And no.

00:06:37Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance

00:06:41to the U.S. of A.

00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.

00:06:47Honestly.

00:06:48Do better?

00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps with the Starlighter dissidents?

00:06:53More clickbait.

00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?

00:06:56And camp.

00:06:56We knew this would happen sooner or later.

00:06:59We've been ready.

00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't

00:07:05tell their clit from their collarbone.

00:07:07The share price is only down half a point.

00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.

00:07:12What's this?

00:07:12That is a Gutenberg Bible.

00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.

00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh?

00:07:19Peter Thiel.

00:07:21The Obamas calling you for advice.

00:07:25Everyone loves you.

00:07:27You can't really think I care.

00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.

00:07:30It's all for you.

00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.

00:07:33The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.

00:07:36Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?

00:07:41Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?

00:07:48No, everyone knows that Ryan is...

00:07:52Sorry, that he is at boarding school in Svalbard.

00:07:57That story's holding.

00:07:59We're good.

00:08:01And how about you, Sage?

00:08:03Are you...

00:08:06Good?

00:08:07I'm fine.

00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?

00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?

00:08:16No.

00:08:16Then, just tell me.

00:08:18How did Starlight get in the building?

00:08:24I was humiliated!

00:08:28It's that people don't hate me enough!

00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.

00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,

00:08:33but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.

00:08:37Word counts.

00:08:38Have you seen the memes?

00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?

00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.

00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...

00:08:52Oh, you're serious.

00:08:54Uh, sir.

00:08:55Okay.

00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.

00:08:58It keeps people afraid.

00:08:59Shut the...

00:08:59No, no, no, no, no, no!

00:09:02You promised me Caesar.

00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.

00:09:06Yeah, well, I can relate to that.

00:09:07But I need people to be devoted to me.

00:09:13May I speak freely?

00:09:14Give it a shot.

00:09:15I told you, no matter how much power you amass,

00:09:19it will not make you happy.

00:09:27You know what's gonna make me happy?

00:09:30I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.

00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.

00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and then I will take care of this once and for all.

00:09:58Consider it done, sir.

00:10:31Thanks for listening...

00:10:32Pour your money...

00:10:33Seat clearly to his presence...

00:10:36I can't accept.

00:10:39Find him an internet ...

00:10:43Tukla

00:10:44đã được kongler!

00:10:45Tukla

00:10:46Tukla

00:10:48Ta

00:10:49Tukla

00:11:12Do you mind being more careful?

00:11:19Thank you. Also, tears of any exploits. Enjoy.

00:11:48Put it on my friend.

00:11:53No!

00:12:01No!

00:12:02No!

00:12:13Luis, la bebida.

00:12:30And he got the flight 37 with you out.

00:12:33Huh.

00:12:35Huh?

00:12:37That's all you have to say.

00:12:43No!

00:12:48No!

00:12:50No!

00:13:01Fuck!

00:13:07Fuck!

00:13:09Fuck!

00:13:20Hello, Dad.

00:13:24Billy.

00:13:32You are a wanted man.

00:13:35What are you doing here?

00:13:36I'm on a bit of a layover.

00:13:39Before I pop in, say hello to Lenny and Mum.

00:13:47Proof is no God, isn't it?

00:13:49She's dead, and there you are.

00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.

00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?

00:14:06Fucking hope so.

00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you.

00:14:09About the funeral.

00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.

00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?

00:14:15I paid for it.

00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend a ton of in with the likes of them.

00:14:22What did you come here for?

00:14:24Torture old man, eh?

00:14:28Where did you find that?

00:14:30In the attic.

00:14:30It reminds me of him.

00:14:40Five fucking weeks, Lenny practice that ring's trick.

00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.

00:14:49So fucking chuffed.

00:14:53And then he come home.

00:14:56And you called him a little poof.

00:15:00Well, never looked at this again, did he?

00:15:04Why are you here?

00:15:06Huh?

00:15:16There's no need to get angry.

00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.

00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.

00:15:22All the times you knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.

00:15:27Made me who I am.

00:15:30Made me just like you.

00:15:33I'll show you.

00:15:35Son.

00:15:37Please.

00:15:38I know.

00:15:40I ain't got long to go.

00:15:42It was a waste of time.

00:15:44I know.

00:15:47But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.

00:15:50Just to hear you scream.

00:15:54You don't get a change, nothing.

00:16:03Who says, I want to change?

00:16:17What's the matter with you?

00:16:19What?

00:16:19Your heart's pounding.

00:16:22Are you scared?

00:16:24No, I just love being at work.

00:16:27It's exciting.

00:16:28Room temperature like you like.

00:16:34Have a good show.

00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.

00:16:43Tell him it's for me.

00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.

00:16:46Tell Jerry I said fuck off.

00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.

00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?

00:16:52What?

00:16:53What?

00:16:55What?

00:16:56What?

00:16:58What?

00:16:59Howdy there, boss.

00:17:01There's you with Bash today.

00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.

00:17:09And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.

00:17:15Why?

00:17:16What are they hiding?

00:17:18Oh, they ain't had nothing.

00:17:21I know they just look up to you is all.

00:17:25Oh.

00:17:27Oh.

00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.

00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.

00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.

00:17:37I do more than anything.

00:17:41Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.

00:17:45They were killing me.

00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?

00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding-edge technologies like AI, which means artificial intelligence.

00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI.

00:18:11First she went and deep-faked Thomas Kedalkin himself.

00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?

00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?

00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.

00:18:25Then she went and AI this so-called Flat 37 video.

00:18:30Oh, God, sloppy word.

00:18:32If we freeze it here, yeah.

00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.

00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?

00:18:45Yes, it is.

00:18:46Okay, so...

00:18:47Yeah.

00:18:48...

00:19:14...

00:19:46Oi.

00:19:50Knock it off.

00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy bin.

00:19:54They're after Frenchy.

00:19:56What's gonna do him,

00:19:58Huey and him

00:19:59in 72 hours?

00:20:04Look.

00:20:06I know you don't trust me.

00:20:09The French is a dead man.

00:20:10We ain't got time to fuck about.

00:20:12I got CIA at Gulfstream

00:20:13gassing up a cloud now.

00:20:16Will's up on the now.

00:20:26Smile, camper.

00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance

00:20:29to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.

00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.

00:20:34Huey, none of the

00:20:35FBSA people are ever getting out.

00:20:37It's hopeless.

00:20:39Look,

00:20:40I should be the last guy who has any hope.

00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel,

00:20:45I've been hunted by Noir,

00:20:46chased by sharks inside of a whale,

00:20:48shot at by Russians,

00:20:50almost blown up at hero-gasm,

00:20:51and lasered at Vodon Ice.

00:20:53Look, the point is...

00:20:54Oh, and one time,

00:20:55I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake.

00:20:57It's a long story.

00:20:57The point is,

00:20:58by all sane logic,

00:20:59I should be dead.

00:21:02Or crazy.

00:21:03Or both.

00:21:03Then why aren't you?

00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here,

00:21:06you're not going to make it.

00:21:08Hey, get down!

00:21:09Fuck you!

00:21:10Jesus.

00:21:11Hey, get down!

00:21:13Get the fuck down!

00:21:15I said fuck you!

00:21:16Come down right now!

00:21:17Hey!

00:21:18Hey!

00:21:19Oh, Jesus!

00:21:22Stay in line!

00:21:31Get inside!

00:21:34See?

00:21:36He gave up.

00:21:39What about you?

00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.

00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.

00:21:54No love,

00:21:55no sex,

00:21:56no problems.

00:21:57And literally, bro,

00:21:59I have never felt manlier.

00:22:01Think about this.

00:22:03Okay.

00:22:03Romance.

00:22:04Flowers.

00:22:06Cuddling.

00:22:06Kissing.

00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro.

00:22:09That's super gay.

00:22:11Who am I, right?

00:22:13Reach!

00:22:14Yes.

00:22:15And you know what?

00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,

00:22:19whatever that baby-murdering three out of ten

00:22:22thought she was gonna do,

00:22:23it didn't work.

00:22:24Oh, bollocks.

00:22:26Half a bottle of rum,

00:22:27and you're a solid five out of ten

00:22:29any day of the week.

00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?

00:22:35Can we go?

00:22:40Oh, wow.

00:22:41Your skin is so oily,

00:22:42like hugging a McRib.

00:22:43Did you just...

00:22:45How?

00:22:46Fucking speech therapy,

00:22:47and fucking therapy therapy,

00:22:48and so much fucking TikTok.

00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.

00:22:5216-hour flight,

00:22:53and not a fucking peep.

00:22:54Because all you can say is,

00:22:55oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.

00:22:57Like to better with a mouth shut.

00:22:59Where have you been?

00:23:00Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces,

00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.

00:23:04I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747,

00:23:06but I fell out at 10,000 feet.

00:23:09Oh, man.

00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.

00:23:12They found my asshole like a mile away.

00:23:15How did you find me?

00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.

00:23:18How many men you down?

00:23:19How many does it look like?

00:23:24It's all right, love.

00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.

00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.

00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?

00:23:32No.

00:23:33Hearty inhale.

00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.

00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.

00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out there.

00:23:40Was it?

00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.

00:23:43Oh, of course it did.

00:23:44Homelander's fuming.

00:23:45He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him

00:23:48in about 36 hours.

00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.

00:23:54A question.

00:23:56Is what else are we gonna do?

00:23:58Science walk into it.

00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?

00:24:06You want Frenchy.

00:24:07You're still working on the virus,

00:24:09and you want his help.

00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.

00:24:13And I'm Lander.

00:24:16Now, are you gonna help us save the boys?

00:24:19Or not?

00:24:32So, have a signal?

00:24:35So, we're doing broad daylight now?

00:24:37We are getting executed.

00:24:40What?

00:24:40So, in 36 hours, we...

00:24:45They're finally fucking doing it.

00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.

00:24:48The question to show is,

00:24:49why now?

00:24:55Flight 37 video.

00:24:57Offer or not type shit.

00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,

00:25:02and then they do her in.

00:25:03Fuck that.

00:25:04We're getting out of here first.

00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more Molotovs,

00:25:10so let's get going.

00:25:14How did you get these?

00:25:16Fly by.

00:25:17I took it myself.

00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?

00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you,

00:25:24but then hug you.

00:25:24So, how come you didn't spring then?

00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.

00:25:30It's this one.

00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.

00:25:34Your perimeter's just open space.

00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.

00:25:37I'm not a bloke.

00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.

00:25:40He might be able to help.

00:25:42But even if I can get us in,

00:25:43how the fuck are we gonna get out?

00:25:45Leave that to me.

00:25:47I have someone we can call.

00:25:50All right then.

00:25:57You like croissants?

00:25:58Ugh, do we?

00:25:59Why?

00:26:06Hold Lander?

00:26:07Hey, you want to see us?

00:26:09All right, should we come back?

00:26:20Can you believe the Gaul

00:26:22cooking up these lies about me?

00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.

00:26:27Fake garbage.

00:26:29Right.

00:26:31Oh, right.

00:26:32Yes, totally, sir.

00:26:33I know.

00:26:34Starlight.

00:26:35Spearless filth.

00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.

00:26:39I mean, what could she even do

00:26:40besides flash her little high beams at you?

00:26:44Am I right?

00:26:45Always, sir.

00:26:46So then,

00:26:47why'd you let her get away?

00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.

00:26:54Where the fuck were you?

00:26:55I was there.

00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.

00:26:59Right?

00:27:00Bro.

00:27:02It's been a year.

00:27:03A full lap of the sun.

00:27:06And you haven't found a train.

00:27:09Or butcher.

00:27:13Or starlight.

00:27:16It's almost as if

00:27:18you're fucking up on purpose.

00:27:20I mean, I know you're not.

00:27:22That would be suicidal.

00:27:27You know,

00:27:28I had a good chat

00:27:30with Gavin,

00:27:32our stage manager,

00:27:33and it turns out

00:27:37he betrayed me.

00:27:40He liked a couple of starlight posts

00:27:42in the past.

00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.

00:27:46It really makes me wonder

00:27:47who else is a traitor

00:27:49hiding in plain sight.

00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.

00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.

00:27:54Here, just check it.

00:27:54Look.

00:27:54That won't be necessary,

00:27:55but, gentlemen,

00:28:00do your fucking jobs.

00:28:02Yes, sir.

00:28:33Bro, what the hell?

00:28:34Bro, you could have had my back in there.

00:28:36Bro, you're not the real noir, okay?

00:28:39You can talk.

00:28:41Look, I get method, okay?

00:28:43I fuck with Stella Adler.

00:28:44I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.

00:28:45We literally never broke character.

00:28:49Hey, but enough's enough.

00:28:54Bro.

00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single,

00:28:57but you know what they say,

00:28:58how do you make God laugh?

00:29:00Make a plan.

00:29:01Ain't that the truth.

00:29:02So there I was at the national prayer breakfast,

00:29:05and I look across the table, and it was...

00:29:09It was like the Lord smiled upon us.

00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven.

00:29:15Amen.

00:29:16Amen.

00:29:17Oh, Father himself.

00:29:19Head pastor, president, and CEO

00:29:21of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries

00:29:22after Ezekiel's untimely murder.

00:29:24God rest his soul.

00:29:25Amen.

00:29:26Well, you two are just a super-abled union for the ages.

00:29:29We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.

00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast.

00:29:37For me, it was love at first sight.

00:29:39See, I knew he was gonna say that.

00:29:41Try marrying a mind reader.

00:29:43Yo.

00:29:44Powerful.

00:29:46Now, how about we switch gears?

00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish D-E-I.

00:29:51Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.

00:29:55People don't need a handout.

00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.

00:30:00Isn't white a color, too?

00:30:01Let's cut.

00:30:04Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.

00:30:08Cut!

00:30:08Sage, my sister in Christ.

00:30:12Um, no.

00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost, or his baby sky ghost.

00:30:17I need a vice president.

00:30:19Give us the room.

00:30:21Fuck.

00:30:21How is married life the power of Christ compelling you to fuck him?

00:30:25Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.

00:30:29It's touchy.

00:30:30Hey, it's not my fault.

00:30:31The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.

00:30:35Maybe.

00:30:36But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.

00:30:39It was a patriotic thing to do.

00:30:40Can we hurry this along?

00:30:41I'm about to kill D-E-I.

00:30:42Uh, not today or not.

00:30:45He wants more Starlighters arrested.

00:30:48But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.

00:30:51Now, it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.

00:30:57Cyber terrorists are terrorists, too.

00:31:01True.

00:31:03True.

00:31:04Mm-hmm.

00:31:04It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.

00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.

00:31:14We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the Creator, and they canceled Coachella.

00:31:17But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens.

00:31:20You know, I couldn't help but notice.

00:31:23You registered barrettforpresident.com, net, and org.

00:31:27It's exploratory.

00:31:28Your soup made you fucking vice president.

00:31:32As long as you stay useful, don't worry.

00:31:36Everything will come up.

00:31:37Everything will come up, Ashley.

00:31:38Yeah.

00:31:39Good talk.

00:31:39All right.

00:31:52I'm here for a long time.

00:31:54I'm here for a long time.

00:31:56I'm here for a long time, and I'm here for a long time.

00:32:14Jesus fucking Christ you fucking crazy get in here hello worm yeah hi you're like America's

00:32:19literal most wanted did anyone see you come in here no are you sure because I did a deep dive

00:32:25on surveillance tech for an SVU spec and that shit is everywhere now fucking hell this is a

00:32:29bit of a step down from that brownstone you had in it yeah it's not my fault there was a

00:32:33contraction in the TV business listen whatever you want I'm not interested come off it mate

00:32:40you ain't even heard the pitch yet pass well told whatever just fucking go okay you don't have

00:32:47anything on me anymore well I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent don't I Miranda Cosgrove

00:32:53was 19 at the time and I don't even work there anymore Vought Studios replaced all their writers

00:32:58with AI and yes the audience scores went way up on Roddy T's but it isn't art okay it just

00:33:03isn't

00:33:06you ruin your appetite that's right I came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills

00:33:14I need us a tunnel duck you do that and you can stick at the vault for putting you up

00:33:18to pasture

00:33:19how does thing a tunnel fuck what you do the tunnel I'll do the fucking 20 miles out of Rochester

00:33:27be there Rochester Rochester's got that honey away soil fucking delicious

00:33:37you need a shower you smell like a wing stop bathroom um thanks was that bad sorry turns out

00:33:44talking to people's hard check you long enough slowing down in your old age fuck you JonBenet

00:33:54you guys are friends you talk Reggie has been helping us out for a while thanks where's everybody

00:34:07I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month go Marie Moreau how's your team doing yeah they're

00:34:12scoring a few wins but not nearly enough

00:34:19so what's with the 911 Huey MM and Frenchy are going to be executed tomorrow so we need your

00:34:27help to break them out of a Vought prison camp you're fucking crazy listen you don't have to fight okay

00:34:33we just need you to run them to the extraction point it's easy easy right you know Homelander's

00:34:40gonna be waiting I can't we know how to kill him okay but we need Frenchy to do it great

00:34:46well good luck

00:34:48with that hey are you gonna keep running forever I mean if we're gonna really take him out we need

00:34:52your help so what I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group I mean we are down one

00:34:59asshole so yeah maybe no why not I said I can't I know you're scared no I'm not fucking scared

00:35:14I got a family to protect I can't I got it I do meet you

00:35:30keep him safe we shouldn't have let him go no

00:35:38Homelander fucked him up fucked me up too we're gonna need an exit plan B

00:35:47all right so we hit the east gate and we go at dawn

00:35:53we've been through this I know I just want to go over it a few more times just so I

00:35:56can get it in my head

00:35:56Huey take a fucking drink will you no thanks you let me know I quit leave it up to you

00:36:05to have

00:36:05your shit the tightest you've ever had it when a fucking internment camp what about you have

00:36:10you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in moonshine's got corn in it

00:36:22hey don't worry and you will be fine she's strong

00:36:30Kimiko too

00:36:36y'all motherfuckers are tripping y'all know what the fuck's going on with them

00:36:40and you don't even know where Kimiko's at what so you don't think you're gonna see Janine and Monique

00:36:44again is that it what I know is is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess

00:36:49out of

00:36:49their lives M.M. you're the strongest guy I know we've been in tougher spots than this

00:36:56you know I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farah province

00:37:01the shit I saw will fuck you up and even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that

00:37:08we

00:37:08looking at here and even if we make it out of here we ain't surviving this fucking war

00:37:13we are dead men walking chin chin motherfuckers

00:37:23we need more resin yeah got some more hidden in the barracks walls

00:37:47well Annie today marks two months it's a little insane how much I miss you

00:37:55I've been having trouble eating every day I see people giving up but not me because I have you

00:38:02it's very very sweet they were innocent oh well I'd hardly call them innocent they lied to me

00:38:11played dumb about your little stash in the wall there we've known about that for quite some time

00:38:17but I just wanted to give you a little hope you're not the one who gave it to me asshole

00:38:23ooh I like internment camp Huey she's zesty fuck you do it

00:38:30what kill me not until we flush out butcher and starlight you think they're dumb enough to just

00:38:37walk right into your trap let's not insult each other we both know they're coming

00:38:42do you remember when we first met how could I forget believe festival let me try to cleanse your soul

00:38:49I remember thinking why him what does starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie

00:39:03kids shampoo

00:39:04you know William and Victoria Newman love you too I mean I get it from your perspective you're punching up

00:39:12good for you

00:39:13but why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity why would starlight

00:39:23and butcher piss away their lives to try and rescue you because I do it for them

00:39:49what are you doing asshole thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklin's

00:39:55something came up so I'll be in baby bro got some rib eyes in the fridge thanks

00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad oh my bad uh salad lemme

00:40:08I think that's it I've been slacking on my duo lingo

00:40:12you ain't gotta do that bro

00:40:14what

00:40:16I mean come on would it's been like a year some change now you still acting like this is some

00:40:21chill family vacation

00:40:22instead of on the run

00:40:23it's fine

00:40:25you're a shitty liar

00:40:28I know I fucked you over

00:40:31so please

00:40:33stop trying to make me feel better about it

00:40:35you remember when we got into it

00:40:37at the park that day

00:40:38and I told you that you had never really saved anyone

00:40:43you were right

00:40:44not anymore

00:40:45I'm still breathing ain't I

00:40:47and Raina your nephews

00:40:49I mean yeah

00:40:51moving around constantly

00:40:53it's a pain in the ass

00:40:56but it's worth it

00:40:57it's good to see you like this

00:41:01mom would be really proud of you man

00:41:06dad

00:41:07dad

00:41:08dad

00:41:08uncle reg

00:41:09why are they doing that

00:41:16A train

00:41:17that was your fucking phone a friend

00:41:19well I held up my end love how you gonna get us out

00:41:22I'll fly us all out

00:41:23one by one

00:41:24well that'll take all fucking night

00:41:26alright

00:41:27fine

00:41:28just as long as we're on the same page here

00:41:30Frenchie goes first

00:41:31yeah alright Frenchie first

00:41:33what about Huey and Em Em?

00:41:34we will get him

00:41:35but nothing is more important than killing Homelander

00:41:38Frenchie first

00:41:39you sound like Maeve

00:41:41yeah well Maeve was right

00:42:00shit go ahead

00:42:01you've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores

00:42:12you've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores

00:42:14they're already gone

00:42:19stop following my fucking family man

00:42:21never gonna stop bro

00:42:22Homelander's orders

00:42:25only one way this ends

00:42:26yeah exactly

00:42:27right now it's you coming after me

00:42:29then it'll be Noir coming after you

00:42:31new Noir because Homelander killed the first one

00:42:34remember?

00:42:36that's how people end up around him

00:42:38you smug dick

00:42:40always thought you were better than me didn't you?

00:42:43Jesus

00:42:44what? it's true

00:42:45sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights

00:42:48what you think I'm a fucking joke?

00:42:50suck my balls

00:42:51you're the fucking joke

00:42:52look at you

00:42:53on the run like a little bitch

00:42:56and then I'm with Homelander

00:42:58you know I can see it

00:43:00look how terrified you are

00:43:03fuck you

00:43:04fuck you

00:43:05I'm the lord of the seven seas baby

00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life

00:43:11I ain't terrified as shit

00:43:12you're so scared of Homelander

00:43:13you don't even see what it's done to you

00:43:15I'm not fucking scared

00:43:23yeah I said the same thing

00:43:28it's pathetic

00:43:32you're pathetic

00:43:33you're pathetic

00:43:35sooner or later I'm gonna get to your family

00:43:48Xander

00:43:49we'll leave when I say we'll leave

00:43:52god

00:43:52when I wrote the series finale of Triple C

00:43:54that's Crimson Count as Capers

00:43:55it was impossible to like

00:43:57tick every box

00:43:58and tie up every little storyline

00:44:01I mean just try making everybody happy

00:44:03you can't do it

00:44:04finales are the worst

00:44:05your voice makes me want to kill myself

00:44:09oh sorry

00:44:10what's that bad?

00:44:10how many times did you come here thinking

00:44:12I should just blaze on in there

00:44:13and save the day?

00:44:15no I already said that

00:44:16oh come off it

00:44:17don't give me that

00:44:18Huey's safe in his playpen bollocks

00:44:20you left him in there

00:44:22because you don't want to look him in the eye

00:44:24after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done

00:44:27let me give you a bit of advice

00:44:30please don't

00:44:33ain't nothing to feel guilty about

00:44:36because that shit is gonna get us all killed

00:44:38I mean it is thankless and impossible work

00:44:41hey what did you guys think of the lost finale?

00:44:43get to work asshole

00:44:44great

00:44:45I'm fucking starving

00:44:46where do you want to pop out?

00:44:47bunk 19

00:44:52wait that

00:44:53that's a Vaught Freedom Camp

00:44:55is it?

00:44:56no no no no no

00:44:56you said I got to stick it to Vaught

00:44:58that gets fucking lasered in half

00:44:59well

00:45:00that's how worms get their rocks off isn't it?

00:45:02it's complicated

00:45:03and I don't want to get into that right now

00:45:04I'm fucking half

00:45:05hey our friends are about to be killed

00:45:07so you're gonna dig us a hole

00:45:09or I'll bury you in one

00:45:18drive the action to the climax

00:45:20drive the action to the climax

00:45:32you guys are gonna want to stay back

00:46:03have fun in the shithole

00:46:05ladies first

00:46:06fuck you

00:46:17okay

00:46:22thanks

00:46:49Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?

00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.

00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I use this for the A story and the, uh, Reacher's pack I'm

00:47:01working on?

00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.

00:47:02I'm taking that as a guess.

00:47:25What the?

00:47:27Oh, fuck.

00:47:31Surprise.

00:47:33Welcome, William.

00:47:34And you.

00:47:36The gang is almost all here.

00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.

00:47:50Okay.

00:47:52So, what's the big plan?

00:47:54What, are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?

00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.

00:48:00Suck my fat dick!

00:48:01Hmm?

00:48:03Hmm!

00:48:04Uh!

00:48:08Uh!

00:48:09Uh!

00:48:10Hey, where's Starlight?

00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party.

00:48:14Without my little lightning bug here.

00:48:21Jesus Christ, William, you've got a viper's nest in there.

00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.

00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself, what you've become.

00:48:41And you did all that for me.

00:48:49No, but that, that is devotion.

00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you are the only one that's

00:49:04ever challenged me.

00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad.

00:49:11To see you go.

00:49:35Come on.

00:49:37Lonnie's gonna fly us out.

00:49:53Penny!

00:50:01Shit!

00:50:02What the hell?

00:50:03Billy!

00:50:05Oh!

00:50:06Oh!

00:50:09Ah!

00:50:17Don't you move.

00:50:21Don't you move.

00:50:23Luke.

00:50:25Don't you move.

00:50:27Luke.

00:50:32Oh!

00:50:33Oh!

00:50:40It's okay. It's okay. Just stay there, okay?

00:50:58What are you doing?

00:51:02Hey, Dick. I've been waiting for this.

00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party, so...

00:51:29Don't you fucking move!

00:51:32Get your hands up before I can see them.

00:51:35Get your fucking hands up before I can see them!

00:51:43Hold her tight.

00:51:50Where is she going?

00:51:51I'm gonna get you.

00:51:57Where?

00:51:58Oh, no!

00:52:31Oh

00:53:03She's not coming back. Huey we have to go. She's coming back

00:53:38Oh

00:54:20Oh

00:54:31Oh

00:54:52French hit a van yeah

00:54:57Come on in

00:54:59Are you hurt?

00:55:01Where the hell were you?

00:55:11No

00:55:13No

00:55:37Yeah, I know.

00:55:38And that's what I said.

00:55:40Yes, exactly.

00:56:10I don't know.

00:56:13It's like someone can't catch the A-Train after all.

00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.

00:56:34That's so funny.

00:56:37What was I so afraid of?

00:56:41You are...

00:56:45fucking nothing.

00:56:49Really?

00:56:57You're just an empty fucking suit?

00:57:01You take away these powers.

00:57:04And what are you, huh?

00:57:07Pathetic.

00:57:10Weak.

00:57:13Sniveling fucking loser.

00:57:15Then we'll be like an extra...

00:57:19You know who you are next?

00:57:20But I'm not sure.

00:57:21Yeah, yeah, yeah

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