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Guests Maheep, Neeti, Amit join Samay and Balraj to hilariously critique India's latent talents.
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00:00:00Hello and welcome to India's Conclient
00:00:02An unnecessary reality show, there is no point in this show.
00:00:06Just like life
00:00:07V Wild Show Me Aayo Tum
00:00:12It is a pointless reality show but it has a very interesting point system
00:00:17People from every corner of India come to this show to showcase their talent.
00:00:22They will have only 90 seconds to showcase their talent.
00:00:25But before they can showcase their talent, they must rate themselves out of 10.
00:00:30After showcasing their talent, our judges will also give them scores.
00:00:33If the judges' average score is the same as the one the participant gave themselves before performing
00:00:38So that participant will win the show and all the money from that day's show ticket will be theirs.
00:00:43So the money is theirs here, yes, through this show we will know who is how self-sufficient.
00:00:50And using this show on YouTube, we'll get to know who is unemployed to what extent, so let's start.
00:00:56Are
00:01:01If anyone, even this Papa comes in January, then I will come in a good position, otherwise I will go in a good position.
00:01:18Very nice, we are very lovely and a girl said, who is this?
00:01:23Shet
00:01:25Who said it?
00:01:27I said this for someone, don't ask your father.
00:01:33No, ask mom Bhapa.
00:01:44We also have Neeti ji, mix the first name of Neeti Paalda, everyone.
00:01:49Neeti ji, at this age, how are you looking so fresh?
00:01:53It's such a good skin care. What's your skin care routine?
00:01:55maham arth vol ra hai koi van se
00:01:59And also Otto Aat Dada Aat
00:02:05I had persuaded Mahib ji, when can you come and
00:02:07He says I can come now or even next month.
00:02:09I don't take the risk of
00:02:14That I uploaded the show within two days.
00:02:17How are you Sar Mahit ji?
00:02:20very good
00:02:24we'll get an
00:02:30thank you so much for joining
00:02:32Aap lo aai inne door se lupasar aahe
00:02:35So should we begin India's got latent
00:02:42So the first act
00:02:43baby
00:02:45Asasne, child
00:02:47Hey baby, baby
00:02:48baby
00:02:48My name is Keiji, what is it?
00:02:52Bachchare Dutt's child
00:02:57The kid looks like a slut, Y CP
00:03:03Swari Bhatcha Op
00:03:06Arya Bhachchha Manth Eu
00:03:09stay still
00:03:13Do it, friend, for a year, friend, Gor.
00:03:15This way, man, Gore.
00:03:17Yanchette
00:03:19Let's go
00:03:22I am your love and you are my death
00:03:25The red color is spread in your clothes
00:03:27Koi Dikkan Tamuda Tapada Mago Matar Bhita
00:03:29I don't eat Meeta, why do I eat it?
00:03:32Everything I learned, I learned from the streets
00:03:34My way of living is different
00:03:37A Sunita
00:03:38A Sunita
00:03:40Come sit, I will show you the movie with you.
00:03:44I will lose you in the car and get you swapped
00:03:46I will take all your blows
00:03:49I will get you what you say
00:03:51I will wear it at Chandi's place.
00:03:54I will make you disappear from the face of the earth
00:03:56Whatever I write, I will tell you first.
00:03:58I will go to the temple every evening
00:04:01I will sign Ram Ram
00:04:03I will take your life long, I will shout slogans, but I will move ahead with you, tell me whatever I do, I will fulfill it, I will not leave you anywhere.
00:04:12I will go, even if you give me life, I will eat it with a smile, I will stay with you till my death, I will stay with you, my heart tells you
00:04:32Juje is very extreme.
00:04:34How can I tell you how much I desire it?
00:04:37how much desire
00:04:39He composes these songs only for you.
00:04:42Yeow!!
00:04:48Frate Babies
00:04:53Baby panal and baby jayo baby baby baby baby baby baby
00:05:05Teenaki Bhaita Ragi Li. Rahta Re Jalon Siriye Aap.
00:05:09You should know that the child you have made is sbhur and rahi hai ato.
00:05:12This barch manansa dha� тобой ko intaro.
00:05:24All my friends call me Bacha because I used to live in my maternal uncle's village, so everyone there
00:05:31People think that it means something, it doesn't mean anything.
00:05:37I kept it just for the sake of keeping this stage name, I like it very much brother, what's the problem with it
00:05:41You sang it, you increased my expectations, this was my first, I mean I am doing it for the first time, that's why Diyu
00:05:48One second, one second he
00:05:52This is my later later jut ball I I swear this is the first time this is the first time but the rest
00:05:59I talk a lot so I wonder how far you've come in doing this with such sincerity.
00:06:05This is not Bhatash, this is for you.
00:06:19I never abuse my friends about their mother, the rest of the time it's all about them, the rest of the time, just not about their mother, but about their mother.
00:06:26Not like this, I don't like my mother, meaning
00:06:31Are you learning something, sir?
00:06:38I consider my friend's mother as my mother, so how can I abuse her, that's why
00:06:42And Uniewtyk Kita Karaowego Nunikhen Pvap Hamishcha Siałae
00:06:56So you give it to him, then you give it to me, then this vbatavna vikh una van goi na jo
00:07:06which gives this V which
00:07:07Alawat e tere man me jo to aap mujhe dera ne dibna me
00:07:12I'm looking for something... Mother is...
00:07:14I don't play with the other team or I will sing the song of my father's eyes, I will hit the song of my father.
00:07:20It's not something like that
00:07:21No no, all that is new to the habit of accepting
00:07:24He is running away, running away
00:07:46You didn't even take my name
00:07:54someone's brother
00:07:57So this friendship is considered to be a deep and deep relationship.
00:08:02and considers Gulfrent to be Gulfrent
00:08:07Is it so?
00:08:09I have a friend named Aman. He asked me to write a song for him, and he was much better than that girl.
00:08:14loves
00:08:15If you hear his girlfriend's name, write it down for him and he will listen to it.
00:08:18If you had to write for Doste Gulfrent then why did you write so much love soun Proung oh so that
00:08:24He loves her more, doesn't he?
00:08:27Do you do it too?
00:08:28No via no write your echo all your friends in apprised what are you doing here in Bombay just
00:08:49I am busy passing time, what is your age now?
00:08:52What have you come to do, what have you come to do, I have come to Bombay to gain experience, I am lost, here I just write songs, Gumte
00:08:59Gumte said, where did you go? Yes, I will gather the whole of Mumbai and I work in V Fast.
00:09:05Whenever I do some work with this guy, I get lost
00:09:12delivery failure
00:09:15Subscribe.
00:09:3010.00
00:09:3410 from Neeti ji
00:09:3610 from Maheep ji
00:09:3810 from myself
00:09:39That makes your average
00:09:449.5
00:09:548.5
00:09:58Come on, kid
00:10:00Why did you give it a little?
00:10:01This was your number
00:10:03Your V-Fast rating
00:10:04It was a little bit of confidence
00:10:07There is a lot of confidence
00:10:08You have confidence
00:10:10No, no, child
00:10:12Thank you so much for joining bacha
00:10:17Shivani Ray
00:10:18Can we have a pick and applaud for you?
00:10:23Shivani Ray
00:10:27Hello
00:10:27Hello
00:10:28Yeah, look, bacha
00:10:29It will be happening later
00:10:30Before we perform
00:10:31Okay?
00:10:32So all misogynists
00:10:34And pseudo-feminist
00:10:35Dhyane
00:10:35You have to
00:10:37Kamaani wala haath
00:10:38Kiska
00:10:39This is who knows
00:10:46Look, I don't give extra time
00:10:51Okay?
00:10:52Look, give it later
00:10:52Come back, restart
00:10:54Please
00:10:59Please
00:10:59I didn't say misogynist
00:11:00I didn't say misogynist
00:11:01I didn't say misogynist
00:11:02I didn't say it myself
00:11:05Okay, guys
00:11:06Please see this
00:11:07Kamaani wala jib
00:11:09Kiska
00:11:10Jib
00:11:36Kiska
00:12:06It will be easy
00:12:07Physical
00:12:08To whom
00:12:09Can we have a boost of
00:12:09Make you
00:12:11If my boost of
00:12:12trust
00:12:12Is a boost
00:12:14Double-free
00:12:15A boost
00:12:16Is their worth also
00:12:17A boost
00:12:21Is a boost
00:12:24Bashal was also in two humanity.
00:12:26Ink Yugi Tath!
00:12:29What after, Shivani Raj.
00:12:31And what is the meaning of date, what is the meaning and how to understand it?
00:12:37I did what to do.
00:12:38But if you go down on a date,
00:12:39then, would you be footing the bill?
00:12:41Would he be footing the bill?
00:12:42Aadha, achsam.
00:12:43Aadha, achsam?
00:12:44Do you use splitwise?
00:12:48The correct answer to that question is
00:12:50the person who asked you out has to pay?
00:12:54But no one is asking me out,
00:12:55So if anyone asks you,
00:12:56so she comes to question godly,
00:12:58I'll give you a salary only.
00:12:59You are also single
00:13:00and the girl4girl is only single,
00:13:03so I'll say they will be six hundred times.
00:13:05Do you want to do it?
00:13:09No?
00:13:11Looksmother meaning?
00:13:11Yes
00:13:16Your thoughts are very dirty, my friend.
00:13:17Your poem has such good thoughts.
00:13:19Dude, you can't get any dirtier than me.
00:13:22No, I'm very dirty
00:13:23Who is dirtier than me?
00:13:30aside
00:13:31aside
00:13:31We are paying right now
00:13:33I've been thinking about it for so long
00:13:35Is this not coming?
00:13:36He will pay the money from his friend right away.
00:13:41I will give it to you in advance
00:13:42So it means to have time
00:13:44Standard, this is wrong.
00:13:47Well, according to the pottery.
00:14:17ok.. you give me half
00:14:18All this feminism has become a thing of the past, and it's not wrong.
00:14:24Kausche boy this this this this
00:14:26And it is okay only if the boy asks you to say something, but I will give you half the money, mother.
00:14:31Just now Noone told me that the water is full on the water, that's why I don't ask.
00:14:36Look, the desire for a stall can also be a date, okay then I will ask you, definitely a good looking smart one.
00:14:43What if I find someone good?
00:14:45You want everything, you want looks too
00:14:48If you are thick then you can be seen, if you are lost then you are very much, since when have you been here?
00:15:00Where in Diluzer, you are doing well and it is great, what about the ideas of the other side
00:15:13Think about it
00:15:14Who's here, Rouge?
00:15:16Andrew Pate?
00:15:18Are you thinking about these?
00:15:24Here,
00:15:26I am being Tumiz?
00:15:31I don't listen, it's bad here
00:15:34Vitu is leaving?
00:15:35This video has also been about this Samvan,
00:15:37Has Vidse been there?
00:15:38It has been,
00:15:40Used to be,
00:15:41I am here,
00:15:42Let me go and give it to that person so that he gets committed at that very point.
00:15:45Did you ask Mahib ji like this?
00:15:46Hey, or…
00:15:49Do the same as your age?
00:15:50Hey, I am not worried about Bakhchwadi, friend, I will raise you.
00:15:54Write, 9-8.
00:16:26No, no, Shivani, I really liked the thoughts.
00:16:30K is your imaginary boyfriend.
00:16:36You wanted to call someone a misogynist,
00:16:40But nobody here knows how to spell misogynist.
00:16:45So what's your take on the goal lid?
00:16:47I have written that delusion has to be converted into reality.
00:16:52So what's your biggest delusion?
00:16:54I feel that as I listen to poetry, that poetry is quite meaningful.
00:16:59So I think it doesn't work like that.
00:17:01Let me go to the reels and say that
00:17:02If you give me your ist then this viral will go away.
00:17:05Things that are right don't work.
00:17:23Once I asked, how is mummy?
00:17:30So, Shivani Raiji, do you think there is like a scope in poetry?
00:17:36If you leave quality content and start talking nonsense, then yes.
00:17:40And I can't do that, but I'll try.
00:17:42I will recite a couplet to you and apply it to you.
00:17:46Hey, are you serious?
00:17:47Irishad, you are not reality, you are my illusion, everyone is capable, you are no less.
00:18:05Is it a question, is it a question, Mahib ji?
00:18:07Ikta nahi lion was good?
00:18:08It was very cobwebbed.
00:18:09Vieko naine?
00:18:17Why should I praise you here and I will praise you here, praise you there, praise you there
00:18:2910.
00:18:3010.
00:18:3110.
00:18:3210.
00:18:3210.
00:18:3211.
00:18:38I was not, the effort was that yes, I was a little shocked, in poetry, I think the
00:18:46delivery is as important as Bulzar saab athe hain mainsa thu
00:18:55Neeti G
00:18:56Look, in India everyone keeps asking women for delivery.
00:19:01And you can ask for the right
00:19:05Today brother, today in Aada Tumada
00:19:109 from Needhi ji and cutting two things 9 this and no it was not but it was not you also
00:19:16I gave you 9, you also gave me 9, you are writing your number
00:19:22So this polypan.
00:19:23At.
00:19:24Nidenowet.
00:19:25Knight Agaya is a channel.
00:19:29So that is your average.
00:19:32At poifiednoef jettkrvych.
00:19:36Naidnoaed..
00:19:36Very close.
00:19:37Shivani ji!
00:19:38So he remained like a fool,
00:19:40I wish I was giving more
00:19:42also that naysayer had
00:19:48Now next we are India's Oscars
00:19:56India's Oscar Everyvaryavan on Gertnoplvod
00:20:06Hi
00:20:08how is everything
00:20:09Is
00:20:11Agam coming is a babe who you are lying down so you can take it from here
00:20:16Is
00:20:16This is the piece
00:20:17My moisture and was
00:20:19I was choking at home
00:20:21feel his humility
00:20:24His name meant that
00:20:37If the Nagar Palika people had not torf then Garwali would have said that when he took it, it was born, when he took it, it was born.
00:20:42When I took the heat, it was like this.
00:20:50When I am fine, I don't see this burden.
00:20:54Some people sing Trance Trav, Gim Mech Er, everyone you guys have seen that some people have come
00:21:00He is in trend, he asks for money by clapping, he is not the aroster of local trend, he came my bad bitch
00:21:13Instead of asking for money, I gave it to him.
00:21:15Isa was reciting some mantras for me, giving some blessings, and then he went away, I said Ru
00:21:19I extinguished it by using a wick. Will you get a refund from this mantra as a result, I said, brother.
00:21:25Keep this car of mine, get mail on it
00:21:47This is my startup, this is my first plan, I am not going to start my career, I am the founder of this company, this is what I was doing.
00:21:55You nilla atti, since when have you been doing comedy? Vidivan Vidivan, no, for four years brother, in four years
00:22:06It's difficult to reach further
00:22:09No, you have put a bundle of videos here, so you can watch my video, video
00:22:15I will get a chance to eat it from YouTube, I will just fuck you in India
00:22:25at
00:22:25ki dhruo fankaya shali imp aage ltum.
00:22:26Phir parso va like vjnash dautne subsot.
00:22:29what is so serious about this ina lag lag lag tari me this int
00:22:32Feeling full-full
00:22:35It feels so good that he does it
00:22:40I am 27
00:22:4227
00:22:43Shadi hoi yahad apidat?
00:22:44Yahad
00:22:45Not even Gulfrand?
00:22:46Is
00:22:47Gulffriend is for you, your love
00:22:48Jitna Kilsa Wahaye Lag Raha Na Lag Raha
00:22:50This is what it is
00:22:54Band Fojan, you are becoming my Vande songs
00:22:58that now in Comicstaan te apple e. what was tha
00:23:01and then the intent was to work in the Ridge season.
00:23:05So Adhne Season 2 Se Pati Vide Tha
00:23:06Was there a difference between season 2 and season 3?
00:23:09Sij Konjha Nie Der The Roh Hai Yahay Laka Kata
00:23:25So Sem Gushchin.
00:23:27Am I doing well or are you doing poorly?
00:23:36Dude, they shouldn't cut off Wi-Fi in Kashmir, it happens.
00:23:45Comic place tari mein aplaai ni kiya aap mein?
00:23:48Why?
00:23:48What file?
00:23:54Wai becomes Wai, see Sulangi De Kina Famous Ho Gaya?
00:23:57The fame that had to be created every day, this is what has happened, this is what has happened.
00:24:03What kind of trauma is it? Can I tell you?
00:24:06Has uncle chosen Bachchman?
00:24:08There is some drama bye, what is the drama?
00:24:11I don't have to read the letter.
00:24:13There are no leaves.
00:24:17There are no leaves.
00:24:26That's why your beard is black.
00:24:48Therefore, you are a Kumre after removing the immovable.
00:24:51Or here's Odd.
00:24:54Here Ala Kdeg Lage.
00:24:55We will cut the niche here.
00:24:57All right, brother, Oscar ji of the wedding procession.
00:24:59Thank you so much for coming today, yahoo.
00:25:01And keep smiling,
00:25:02and I've time to score him yahoo.
00:25:06I have had the 8.
00:25:07508, me achha laga chalaka aur ka aaset aapko
00:25:10Amichi Jadi Liye 7
00:25:120.5
00:25:135.5
00:25:15Mahib ji jaadi jaadi liye 6
00:25:178
00:25:188 for Baal Raj Jadi
00:25:196 for magic
00:25:285.5
00:25:297.5
00:25:33Bart's Oscar, thank you brother for the stage.
00:25:36Vered they remained.
00:25:37Now I rapped.
00:25:39You have crossed it, you have come.
00:25:41Now Puneeth Malhudra
00:25:43We add the
00:25:45For Vie Puneeth Malhudra
00:25:47Yasi
00:25:50Bapunda is feeling wai
00:25:53You sing
00:25:54I Is Nie Ai Aist
00:26:04Where has your trouble brought you?
00:26:05High collect dimension in this collect world
00:26:08So you think about it
00:26:09Is this hand hilarious or are you in trouble?
00:26:12But the feeling I have is Vanti
00:26:14Jamal is number one
00:26:15Jamal means think about it, less material should be wanted
00:26:18This is nothing but stuff
00:26:20Oh, you are a rich man
00:26:22You are the shame of your family, you are a question
00:26:25And if this question is also arising in your mind then brother
00:26:29you are a mess
00:26:30I would like to have some tea with your kindness
00:26:33In English it is called fact
00:26:34The effect everyone should experience
00:26:37Everything in the world is an addiction
00:26:39And intoxication is a feeling
00:26:40So why keep looking for the difference between you and me?
00:26:42Why do you want to bring class into yourself?
00:26:44Because bringing class into the anus is also a pleasure and getting intoxicated is also a class.
00:26:47So what difference will it make if you tell the world about your situation?
00:26:51So stay safe
00:26:52Cool
00:26:52and remain
00:26:54Even when you are alone, you are with everyone.
00:26:56Because your story is tragic.
00:26:58No one will understand you until you come into my shoes.
00:27:01Sifiye is understand bhai tere ball put ke shot flick hai
00:27:04And what does the world know?
00:27:06she is a Tunisian motherfucker
00:27:08The world attacks from behind
00:27:10Why is the creek their tick?
00:27:11That's why I care and speak boldly
00:27:15Bhindi
00:27:17I am Bhandi
00:27:22Bhindi
00:27:24I will keep telling the truth, Bhandi
00:27:27looking at a place like this
00:27:29Like I'm this Dr. Strange
00:27:31And now lose your hand and take me to Kala Kich Friend
00:27:33This is how Bedu will be
00:27:34One a pastis tu you
00:27:36wake up
00:27:38So Puniya ji
00:27:40you do drugs
00:27:43No, it's not a question, it's a statement
00:27:47you do drugs
00:27:59you do drugs
00:28:01You have been in this zone for five or six years.
00:28:02How old are you my lady
00:28:0427
00:28:05Good
00:28:06So what household items were sold for this?
00:28:08Didn't sell anything
00:28:10So when do you feel scared?
00:28:13of what
00:28:18Maid
00:28:19What you are doing is not legal in India.
00:28:22So open up, I'm going to pluck the mangoes.
00:28:26Eight cameras are installed here
00:28:29Not great, you must be seeing 16
00:28:33Is there anyone else in your house?
00:28:35Yes, isn't it?
00:28:39In real, in real
00:28:48If this happens to you, you will be in trouble
00:28:51So you will sing the song brother.
00:28:54Because of this, the song Jai will become even more popular in India.
00:29:01Bandi
00:29:05So you have dreams?
00:29:09To you
00:29:09Ne Ne Ne not while leaving
00:29:16Really, what you performed
00:29:18It was your rap
00:29:21There was a breakdown, what was it?
00:29:26you did something crazy
00:29:27Was this Johnra?
00:29:29No idea at all
00:29:31You started talking about how you
00:29:34He said something to me first
00:29:35then said something
00:29:37Then suddenly you started singing
00:29:39What was this?
00:29:40was also old
00:29:41Was this rap?
00:29:42Well, the beat will be gravel in your brain
00:29:48Bandy
00:29:51So Puni ji friend
00:29:53So you don't think that taking drugs is wrong?
00:29:56aan
00:29:59It seems so
00:29:59But it is fun
00:30:05So what's the reason you ever quit?
00:30:18Yeah, I'm not even sulking.
00:30:19No, rapping, rapping
00:30:26Cursing someone will increase
00:30:27No no brother, I don't know what do you think about brother?
00:30:32Meaning?
00:30:33Meaning, Ufollow Him?
00:30:34Or, or, let me hear a little
00:30:36Do you hear me?
00:30:37I feel a little better at first
00:30:39Little
00:30:40You
00:30:41So why am I the landlady, do you know?
00:30:45It is like that there, wai, wai, otherwise I will forget it, I will not let it go.
00:30:53Wah, Wah. Wah G.S. It's raining there, Bai
00:30:58It's twenty-two, bye.
00:31:00That première no two, dhunare yes, balaai there.
00:31:09So you can stop this hacking and then you will be set to open it, expand it and do it.
00:31:19Why don't you count, don't count these one by one.
00:31:30Solary will do the measuring work �ek van
00:31:38Is it okay to leave it here?
00:31:40Brother, I am afraid that if he wins, he will take all the drugs and waste them.
00:31:48You shouldn't win, brother.
00:31:49If there is God then he will not win, brother
00:31:52Can only dance when drunk
00:31:56You can't dance right now
00:31:59So should I order something?
00:32:03Pat yaar, I am very worried about your health, brother
00:32:05Take care of your health, you are looking a little weak.
00:32:09Shave, look beautiful
00:32:11Shave, people look beautiful
00:32:16Brother, look at Netaji.
00:32:20Brother, should I give marks?
00:32:22I give you marks, brother.
00:32:34Brother P Bhikho
00:32:35Bal Rerah Gaane Dekho
00:32:37Brother, brother, look
00:32:38Menell has given
00:32:42I don't want to live
00:32:44Se alesad μέr do
00:32:46I am giving you
00:32:473
00:32:491.5
00:32:511 from Nityiji
00:32:52Brother, I saw
00:32:56I look
00:32:57Look at the palm
00:32:57So
00:32:58So
00:33:05So
00:33:06But how much?
00:33:11How much did you get?
00:33:17so so so
00:33:19so so
00:33:19let it stick
00:33:20Two
00:33:21so so
00:33:22so so so
00:33:25So
00:33:25So
00:33:31So
00:33:329.5
00:33:33So
00:33:34so so
00:33:37So
00:33:389.5
00:33:39So
00:33:39So
00:33:39So
00:33:409.5
00:33:439.5
00:33:47Bandy
00:33:48So
00:33:54So
00:33:55How much
00:33:56So
00:34:00So
00:34:01So
00:34:06How much
00:34:07Drink
00:34:24So
00:34:25Current Daddy Ki A Ki A Ko Meshjaya Hai
00:34:30check check check current e bad
00:34:38Current Current Do two Kharials as a uniter
00:34:47आत माआव और फूशे जीर उदीवमे दो खाइट्टोरी
00:34:54Galva root in powder to atria
00:34:56to om jathanish isodino racho
00:34:58So we went and stood still.
00:35:00When stubborn people burst into obstinacy
00:35:06You are great, I am going to attack, bestimm tack
00:35:17Slate, slate, slate, slate, Bhal Saung
00:35:19Thank you.
00:35:24Kiran, Holkar Jiva.
00:35:26Holkar or
00:35:26You made a hole, did you?
00:35:28Yes, right?
00:35:29In the ear.
00:35:31From here to stomach.
00:35:32But where did you go?
00:35:34What's left?
00:35:34Tone.
00:35:35Yes, right?
00:35:37Sur, didn't you get Mike Tess earlier?
00:35:39Have you tested the mic completely?
00:35:41I have completed the test completely, my performance will probably be good in future.
00:35:44Brother, you are looking very individuating.
00:35:46Oh, really?
00:35:47Yeah, really.
00:35:51Thank you, thank you.
00:35:52So, where did you learn this?
00:35:55Teach yourself?
00:35:56Teach yourself?
00:35:56I taught myself and took the test.
00:35:58Okay?
00:35:58Okay?
00:35:59You took professional training?
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:01From a mosquito?
00:36:02Yeah.
00:36:04Singing in my ears, yeah.
00:36:07Okay?
00:36:08Okay?
00:36:09Thank you.
00:36:11Okay?
00:36:12Okay?
00:36:15Okay?
00:36:17Okay?
00:36:18Okay?
00:36:19Okay?
00:36:20Okay?
00:36:21Okay?
00:36:21Okay?
00:36:22Okay?
00:36:24Okay?
00:36:25Okay?
00:36:26Okay?
00:36:27Okay?
00:36:27Okay?
00:36:28Okay?
00:36:28Okay?
00:36:29Okay?
00:36:30Okay?
00:36:31Okay?
00:36:33Okay?
00:36:35Okay?
00:36:36Is there a stage present?
00:36:3810 on 10.
00:36:39Okay.
00:36:40Okay?
00:36:4010 on 10.
00:36:41The way you are commanding the audience 10 on 10?
00:36:44Sure.
00:36:48Zero.
00:36:49Okay?
00:36:49If
00:36:50I would have got McTes,
00:36:52Then it breaks and becomes something else.
00:36:54Now you've got Mike Tasker?
00:36:56You
00:36:56Do you want to try again?
00:36:58Okay, if you...
00:37:00No, I am doing it
00:37:02Do you sing only in English?
00:37:05Do you sing only in English?
00:37:05And no one else sings in Bhasta?
00:37:07No
00:37:08You mean this song in English?
00:37:11Where did you get your inspiration from?
00:37:14I used to listen to English songs earlier.
00:37:16What does already mean?
00:37:17I used to listen to English songs a lot.
00:37:28What does already mean?
00:37:29Giran ji, have you written this song yourself?
00:37:31Yes sir
00:37:32But why did you sing?
00:37:34Wha?
00:37:35You sing my song, now you only sing my song
00:37:37I wrote, I will give it to you, your cheeks
00:37:39You once lyrics its
00:37:41Speak slowly and say
00:37:44I don't understand you
00:37:45The meaning of this song is that
00:37:47We Parans who
00:37:49People are small, they don't give much in advance
00:37:53If this has happened to me then this should not happen to my children.
00:37:56People
00:37:57This is a thwart
00:37:57So your mercury is formed?
00:38:00Vanga I daive and tem also am ive ko you ip ya pasan for?
00:38:05He is the one who starts teaching them, he does not pass them, or you are not for passing?
00:38:12That thoviya kama you these people for you?
00:38:15Given that there are many features, there is such a feature that the fitositor window makal j céu prish chart. is y. y. y. y. y.
00:38:24I love you.
00:38:28Y. Kipakiser Vy. Y. And the team of IMCA
00:38:45དsalší around the partition.
00:38:46Shrij.
00:38:48Dirt.
00:38:48Viewed Rubble
00:38:49Wary.
00:38:49Viewed Rubble
00:38:49Shrij.
00:38:50Shrij.
00:38:50Rabhal
00:38:50Rabhal
00:38:50Christians
00:38:53Ajun
00:38:53stay
00:38:54Good in goodness.
00:38:56Wow.
00:39:10Lawe
00:39:10Vyul
00:39:11Raju
00:39:12Wow
00:39:13let's try in my level best to…
00:39:14– As you said, myśngin is not that good, I am trying to make career in emotional since
00:39:19May I never said it was not that good, I said was BAD
00:39:21IT WAS BAD guess guess…
00:39:23That's what I'm saying
00:39:25I, this is my job
00:39:27– Yeah…
00:39:28– I missed my words
00:39:28– KujaneyNeїak kiran holkar ji Dr Zee is such a good sport
00:39:31– Thank you
00:39:32– !
00:39:36– So Kiran ji, you have the time to give a score.
00:39:39– Oh okay
00:39:40So I did your
00:39:41So you are evaluating on everything, okay
00:39:43Yeah, so I gave you five points.
00:39:45Oh, thank you
00:39:48I gave five
00:39:50Ah, thank you
00:39:55Seven from Amit sir
00:39:56Seven
00:39:57Seven from Nidhi ji
00:40:00Three
00:40:01Aww
00:40:03Three
00:40:07Two
00:40:07Two
00:40:08Two
00:40:08Your average is five
00:40:12Okay
00:40:14So what?
00:40:15Oh, I don't have for that
00:40:16I left it somewhere I guess
00:40:18So what did you give me?
00:40:1910
00:40:19Oh
00:40:21I like the honesty
00:40:22But I also like the delusion
00:40:26Thank you so much for joining Kiran ji.
00:40:27Thank you, thank you
00:40:31Up next we are down to the last two acts
00:40:33We have Shahid Khan
00:40:36Come on
00:40:37Come on
00:40:53Shayari narrated
00:40:54Shayari narrated
00:40:54Shayari narrated
00:40:58Shayari narrated
00:41:06Grandfather
00:41:08Grandfather
00:41:09You know, Mahib sir
00:41:10Grandfather
00:41:11Grandfather
00:41:11Grandfather
00:41:11Grandfather
00:41:12Grandfather
00:41:14You know, Mahib sir
00:41:16You know, Mahib sir
00:41:16How old can you see
00:41:18Mahib sir
00:41:18when he had sex
00:41:19Then
00:41:20His wife
00:41:21More
00:41:22His
00:41:22His
00:41:22Whip
00:41:23Sound
00:41:23It comes, I tell you, I tell you, I tell you, in my time brother, in my time, I don't even hesitate,
00:41:34you know, inda is no taty for samay rana, humar, you are right, tell me, samay bhai in college fest
00:41:39Go and say, what kind of placement did Ma Chudan get?
00:41:44I asked Samay Bhai in Mahibhasar, how is mom, then Samay Bhai said that mom has been fucked.
00:41:50Bhai, and, lag main an tohme apnu dost bataye kina, main mahibsar in sab garoor goon, so he said
00:42:01that when he takes it for you, he will not
00:42:03That now you are fine, I will die and go to Rana
00:42:05So I went from no to suicide helpline and I searched on the website.
00:42:09So I found out about the boot interest.
00:42:11that when you
00:42:12You call India's suicide helpline number
00:42:15So we offer you help.
00:42:17But when you go to Afghanistan's help line, suicide help line up.
00:42:22All right, Shahid Khan.
00:42:24That was a really good joke on Mahib Ji, the one with the bones.
00:42:28That pony dayro wal.
00:42:29It has good taste.
00:42:30Are you like a comedian or is your first time doing comedy?
00:42:32No, I am doing stand-up comedy for two years.
00:42:36I am doing it since 10th class.
00:42:37How are you then?
00:42:40You should write such things in your talking points that you cannot sleep without shaking.
00:42:45I don't like to maintain relationships, but still I go to my relatives' festivals because I get money.
00:42:51Are.
00:42:52Do you come after doing this?
00:42:53I don't like it, I am saying, I have written a more funny set.
00:43:00It's a matter of Heumar Heumar, brother.
00:43:02Can't you sleep without moving?
00:43:04No, I don't come.
00:43:06There is such stress in the mine.
00:43:09So whose do I shake?
00:43:17I am not so old that I can move my pot or boat on my own.
00:43:30I live, I live, I cannot tolerate it.
00:43:41Let me tell you, I am not talking.
00:43:48I am lying down.
00:43:49Abi aana… don't you say pete like this?
00:43:57Don't talk to Papa like this, and why do you get angry?
00:44:01I am a Muslim.
00:44:03Heoud I then?
00:44:05So?
00:44:08You think I'm a pain in the ass
00:44:35what a bra
00:44:37Brother, such is the condition of anyone in the country.
00:44:40I am also from Punjab.
00:44:41I do not discriminate on the basis of religion.
00:44:45Okay, right?
00:44:47Oh man
00:44:49Next is Mala
00:44:52Shahid Khan
00:44:56This Shahid ear to Shahid ear
00:45:02Today I will not come without shaking you
00:45:06No, I came shaking
00:45:09I have come shaking
00:45:10It has the mic off factor right?
00:45:15ear mic
00:45:18I said he was talking about the one below.
00:45:24Aje na?
00:45:28Aje na?
00:45:29Policy,
00:45:29Sama related a lot
00:45:32Oh f**k man
00:45:33I don't feel like touching two genuinely Macs.
00:45:36remained
00:45:40Shahid Song
00:45:42Maja is next
00:45:43Is leading
00:45:47You wrote that you don't like your girlfriend having any
00:45:50have a male friend
00:45:54But I myself am the male friend of five girls.
00:45:58Aapi Girlfriend Do you also have a girlfriend?
00:46:00Yes
00:46:02If your dirt is left behind then in the film
00:46:04mine is
00:46:06So she has male friends too.
00:46:08I am secure like that
00:46:15Big Dick Energy
00:46:16okay
00:46:22So what are you
00:46:24What if you don't let your girlfriend go out?
00:46:26No, no, nothing like that
00:46:27Will you let me go?
00:46:28Not any more
00:46:30I went wherever I wanted, wherever my mother fucked me.
00:46:35No mom, I don't have to go anywhere to get fucked.
00:46:49So how do you want to fight?
00:46:51finally
00:46:51How should I fight?
00:46:54be good
00:46:55be good
00:46:56Understanding
00:46:58yes that's it
00:47:00you mike
00:47:01Then in one of the Rakhwals, will the Rakhwar have a septum in his nose? You should understand the girl, right?
00:47:18If she also wants an understanding boy then
00:47:25You don't like to maintain relationships.
00:47:28If you don't like your relatives then whom will you marry?
00:47:53Meaning, there is no girl in the family, hence I don't like the family.
00:47:57So the girl is padak padak pudh rishtidari me ko tishte usliye firah ek wasle ek shaad sike mahi nanula pakka pakila
00:48:10Brick.
00:48:15Sure, sure, lub you my baa ...
00:48:18Bai probably to my palia.
00:48:20What a sport, bye.
00:48:26I think you have seen a lot at this young age, your girlfriend has cheated you, you know.
00:48:30Now that all this has happened, have you become a little stone hearted?
00:48:34Yes, everyone can say that now.
00:48:36Melt a little, yap
00:48:39Why are you so nice, you have such a nice smile, why are your thoughts so dirty?
00:48:42No
00:48:43The idea of writing those jokes is dirty.
00:48:45Is it not real?
00:48:46It's not like that in reality
00:48:47How are you in reality?
00:48:48Really good Adam
00:48:49Descent
00:48:50Descent
00:48:51So it's all jute?
00:48:53What no I don't jut it all
00:48:55This is all my past
00:48:56Now I am feeling that no, this whole thing did not happen like this.
00:49:00Has there been more in the last five minutes, have you felt it?
00:49:01No, no, no.
00:49:05No, nothing like that.
00:49:06Shahid Bhai, who inspired you to do stand-up for me?
00:49:09Abura I, no one?
00:49:11neither?
00:49:12I had a heartbreak and thought, what should I become?
00:49:15I should live like a lion because the lion should not be sacrificed.
00:49:17Abna, did you see this in your own desire?
00:49:21This Jaya brought thekshata from herself and she brought it.
00:49:43So I just came
00:49:47Who had discovered me too long ago?
00:49:51Christopher Columbus did
00:49:57Chuchalo, Time Discord Shahid Khan in Riwai, Come Aoon, in a Samnaz on Shahid Khan
00:50:05I gave you 7
00:50:064 from Amit Ji
00:50:09Because Amit Ji also has a daughter
00:50:135.5 from Neeti Ji
00:50:17I Tia 3 3 3
00:50:203 from Mahir Singh
00:50:226
00:50:236 from Balraj
00:50:25That makes your average of 5
00:50:338-0
00:50:34Oh man, I'm so happy you didn't win, man
00:50:37Make some noise
00:50:40For Shai Thay, buddy
00:50:41Come on, make some noise
00:50:42Come on, make some noise
00:50:43Come on, bro
00:50:44We're down to the last track of the night, are we ready?
00:50:49Make some noise for Hard Shivam
00:50:52So, I'm a stand-up beatboxer
00:50:54Now many people are asking
00:50:55What's a stand-up beatboxer
00:50:57Well, beatboxing
00:50:59can also be done late
00:51:00Well, same question
00:51:01My stand-up comedian
00:51:02Anyways, beatboxing
00:51:05Are you doing many things?
00:51:06Like, you can see
00:51:08And at the end
00:51:09He will be with you
00:51:10Why?
00:51:10How do I tell you?
00:51:133ност
00:51:14How
00:51:154
00:51:175
00:51:346
00:51:356
00:51:38ah
00:51:49Beat what a beat box to do beat box take it one day I bat in his
00:51:58was on
00:51:59and she started mourning
00:52:29I gave you better
00:52:31Two
00:52:31You
00:52:32ळणें
00:52:39Pt
00:52:45Banana Beat Bhuju Now
00:52:47Chudu P Bana Beat-BょXindrao Aap
00:53:01This is Awan Awan Awan Jo!
00:53:03This is my friend, I have never heard this silent flame anywhere.
00:53:12Oh man, Harshim, you really lived up to your name bro
00:53:16Thanks 100th
00:53:17That was really really wild, right?
00:53:19Means a lot sir, means a lot
00:53:20Vichhare Kleṇ Kami Nāmi Tan
00:53:23Now, listen to the rhythm in rhythm
00:53:31that here came here da information?
00:53:33In Vipeta.
00:53:35The relative period of Vipeta Krita?
00:53:37Here.
00:53:37Try giving this a try, this is it.
00:53:40Is VIP Inc omega2 leprosy the same as Yampabessiona?
00:53:41wherever the mind desires
00:53:43Rapes were also found.
00:53:44Does he do it in bed too?
00:53:47Yeah, I cuddle while I sleep, like, every time, it's like my stress buster.
00:53:51Do you do it with your mouth while hugging?
00:53:52Yes, the family members think that it has taken ten days.
00:53:55Or, defeat Jagas, beat boxing.
00:54:01I match that too, like.
00:54:03Oh, shit, bro.
00:54:04This, shit.
00:54:13Is it just the timing, brother?
00:54:14Let me tell you one thing, why did I commit suicide?
00:54:17Baresh?
00:54:27Did you reach your height brother then, Mary?
00:54:30Meat boxing.
00:54:31That mother also used to say the same thing.
00:54:37And your father told you?
00:54:39No.
00:54:40No.
00:54:41Not yet.
00:54:42And I will not even suggest that you do not listen, it has increased,
00:54:45Otherwise they won't let me get anything warm.
00:54:48What did you tell them that he is here?
00:55:03A..
00:55:03Likh sachchu ek bahut imprestetu itni choti humar mein so many abuses bhi aage toh gaya kare gay
00:55:16Mother fucks the village, aye burtu and shivab
00:55:22Bhaad Shivam
00:55:25Our Vide Grapher?
00:55:27Video Editor and Graphic Director
00:55:29Y bro, you yahab dilna to
00:55:31It doesn't matter, no one gives it as much respect as you are giving mangoes.
00:55:35Goodness, friend, this is very Ashtar Viyan
00:55:39I want him to do it.
00:55:40I want him to do it.
00:55:42I want to see him again, first ask him how many numbers he wants to live?
00:55:46This is to be seen and this is to be seen, this is to be seen
00:56:04Go, go, go.
00:56:05Mother and sister were talking, what a visit.
00:56:08I so no intia youhinton bhai came.
00:56:10You yourself are true dhyudyon jaaye.
00:56:13This, this, this, go.
00:56:14We will give you the details
00:56:16So maybe he is getting late, you gooey gooey gooey gooey gooey, see he will be busy now.
00:56:21In two minutes now UA
00:56:35What branding is this, I have liked your friend Mahi, I am following you.
00:56:40What have you seen, friend? This is good, friend. What you saw earlier.
00:56:49That problem you are alone, I think it's good, I rap like this, I also rap
00:56:56Is
00:56:57ho jaye fis derei parse wai
00:57:01There is so much daring, like a palace in Kashmir, that even if the son sits on a glass chair, he would do a somersault.
00:57:06He is not of my level, you should keep a distance from him, son, I too am not of the market, son.
00:57:10Snakes are also kept in the same container but whenever it is eaten, it is not eaten.
00:57:15Only when I get pandi pass then bass madu hai ve
00:57:17I am near you right now, I will not leave you until you remove my limbs, your house will become a complete hell.
00:57:23mine will come
00:57:23Varchvali Swarn se Kanik like mintha Harsham like minta every vars mera minta like
00:57:28Harshad Maina became a fool, son, I lost my boot as if I had lost my bladder.
00:57:33I got this flower in my air, I roam around like I am looting
00:57:38I spit fast, I spit your pinganu
00:57:40Common wedding photos like I stay with me, I will cash out when I get to know each other twice
00:57:47Oma ride dollas side me agni hoga full wide machadu oil ka lion ka biti lion ja fell oil like
00:57:54Racha Hoon Meal Ka
00:57:55Aam Luding Masal Size Bhi Atni Bent Ka Aada Saal Nikal Ke Hum Main Padha Nahi To Hai Ka Oshit
00:58:00how to process this karo koshesh mebi amhonplace shuda hai opa mein bhoops au closet
00:58:07That this should also be made from Amhu Dole, if you want to make a plan then read it quickly Binnarrota Kaiji also
00:58:13Maslativ Masliki yes Maiyawara bale Bajbanai you are a liar, I will defeat you soon, you will go to me
00:58:18Patana Sikana Mat Teen Ka Ma
00:58:29Boluga Sagres in Apripan and Badis Baruga Bori
00:58:32I met Neera and she arranged my baggage and gave it to me which was cracked.
00:58:36oh shit
00:58:36Oh shit, it was classic.
00:58:38bent bone disc
00:58:39You saw Neera, my pants shook physically, Sun Dulman
00:58:42Both in Sekhu
00:58:43Write me both
00:58:44in learning and
00:58:46Tittu in both
00:58:47to tell
00:58:49what in Karua
00:58:57Brother, you should really know the problem.
00:59:00Brother
00:59:01wrong show yes brother
00:59:04This is what the offer was
00:59:10Have you applied in Hustle?
00:59:12had done
00:59:13See select you
00:59:14I don't know, haven't even seen it
00:59:17Haven't you covered this online show with Arfater Bhai?
00:59:20this this
00:59:21Whatever I did just now, I posted this rent
00:59:23What name did you get?
00:59:24Wah silaaktu nahi kiya nahi eat?
00:59:26Yashe paise hi ane discarte raftaar ka luku
00:59:36Amas Maaya ko wah ko urkhao?
00:59:40Amas well
00:59:41Bhab bro what was it, this is a lot
00:59:45a lot
00:59:45Very crazy brother
00:59:47Very fine coin
00:59:50Crazy
00:59:51very curious
00:59:53a lot of yes to here here.
00:59:55Subscribe here.
00:59:56So my goal in life is to be a great rapper.
00:59:59So this was the daughter-in-law, now what is the matter?
01:00:02I..
01:00:02Winning ab?
01:00:03Hi!
01:00:05Bro, Shelley Vishe Vinme Bhai.
01:00:07I who.
01:00:09So it is kept.
01:00:12So brother, let's start from there, this time boot jaye jiye harshivam sammax no
01:00:17Boot Rahi Vishvish Ivish Vishish I to Lestar Fram Balraj this time
01:00:21Brother is full 10 on 10
01:00:2310 on 10
01:00:2610 from Mayip Singh
01:00:2810 from Neeti ji
01:00:31After cutting 10, he is believing no one, he has not believed one.
01:00:37So you both are doing 9 new I am thinking now tell me
01:00:40Sir, please
01:00:42If Kusha Maab is there, then Kusha Maab is there
01:00:45Put the mic away now
01:00:46So Kush Maab Ho
01:00:47See
01:00:48I saw one thing
01:00:49Any man who is truly kind
01:00:50He never gives himself a 10.
01:00:52But look at that bandi who came
01:00:57He gives 10
01:00:59The more you learn
01:01:01the more you know that you don't know
01:01:03So this guy looks like that to me.
01:01:04So now in history you are Lieutenant
01:01:07Whenever there's a Riley Tarrant
01:01:08He jumped 8.5 te
01:01:10Brother, Chad
01:01:13Chad, let's go Chad
01:01:14Let's go Chad
01:01:16Let's go Chad
01:01:16I love you
01:01:17I love you
01:01:18I love you
01:01:19I love you
01:01:20Okay, okay, okay, you guys
01:01:22You guys
01:01:23Just listen to what time I say
01:01:25Wait, I'll
01:01:25Now I need your help
01:01:27Okay
01:01:29Should I give him
01:01:31How much should I give him?
01:01:32Nine
01:01:34Ten
01:01:36Nine
01:01:39Ten
01:01:39Ten
01:01:40Nine
01:01:42Okay, okay, okay, okay
01:01:43Okay, okay, okay
01:01:45So, okay, cheer for eight
01:01:47Ten
01:01:48Okay, cheer for nine
01:01:49Okay, cheer for ten
01:01:52Ten
01:01:53Okay, nine
01:01:54Nine
01:01:54Nine
01:01:55Okay
01:01:57So, I need 45
01:01:58So, I need 39
01:02:00So, I need 39
01:02:01I am giving you a six
01:02:04Okay, so your average is
01:02:06Nine
01:02:09Nine
01:02:09Go on, go on, go on
01:02:11Go on, go on
01:02:12He's an 8.5
01:02:13Yo
01:02:16He's gonna do this
01:02:17No, he's gonna do it
01:02:31Yeah
01:02:37Oh my god
01:02:44Go on, go on
01:02:47Go on
01:02:47Go on, go on
01:02:47Go on, go on
01:02:48Go on, go on
01:02:57Yes
01:02:59Clite
01:03:00Karenje
01:03:02Karenje
01:03:06Karenje
01:03:07Karenje
01:03:22Karenje
01:03:26Bo, this is it.
01:03:27I want to D.
01:03:28Bada Klle Befira Ki Riddhi The Lekshan Stressing
01:03:3154 karp nel leki
01:03:33Flight to M: Bham Shila
01:03:37a beef
01:03:38I am Id ji off did I do?
01:03:39It was them too.
01:03:43Folk Man
01:03:47Brother, you made Mahib ji stand up brother.
01:03:51Samadya you
01:03:52This never happens
01:03:54Mummy has come to Unalas
01:03:57Mahib ji brother
01:03:58what a man brother
01:03:59what did you win brother
01:03:59So thank you very much but coming my brother
01:04:02Anidhang Y
01:04:03Anidhang Y
01:04:03So five brother, that one in five, even if you say five
01:04:06Till then it was a state
01:04:07Ta
01:04:08Tak Yun Son Fching Wai
01:04:15Pie
01:04:15Bye-Bye-Bye-Die Taker
01:04:19Vie Di Reji Mere Rahi
01:04:22Maid
01:04:23Maid
01:04:24Pie Lawton
01:04:27two byes
01:04:29Thanks so much for india's gathering friends members also go and see its details in detail.
01:04:37Jaan in fed apar fiti nug ghadenton is liye attri jaend indyaan isliye vi
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