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00:19Oh, we still have 24 hours till we go back to school.
00:2324 whole hours of fun!
00:25So, what shall we do?
00:27Shoot some hoops?
00:28Nah, that's boring.
00:29Water fight?
00:30Nah, that's boring too.
00:32And wet.
00:36I know!
00:37It's time to play Dodge or Dare!
00:40Roll the dice!
00:41Take it!
00:42Who am I kidding?
00:43We're bored of this as well.
00:45Why are these games so boring now?
00:50Darwin, maybe it's not the games.
00:54Maybe we're bored of each other.
00:56No!
00:57Don't say that!
00:58It can't be!
00:59It's the truth, Darwin, and you know it.
01:01And the sooner we accept it, the better it will be for everyone.
01:05So, what are you saying?
01:06You don't want to hang out with me anymore?
01:09Of course I want to hang out with you.
01:10I'm just saying that things have got a little... stale.
01:15So, what shall we do about it?
01:26So, what shall we do about it?
01:28That's it!
01:29We should become ants?
01:31No!
01:32We need to find a third best friend!
01:34Three best friends?
01:35Mm-hmm!
01:36Won't that be a bit weird?
01:38It's only weird if we make it weird.
01:40Do you find it weird?
01:42Not if you don't!
01:43Okay then, let's get ourselves a new buddy!
01:48My cookie!
01:51School is full of people, and all we've got to do is pick one to be our new best friend!
01:58How about her?
01:59How about her?
02:06How about not?
02:10William?
02:11I don't know.
02:12He's just a bit...
02:17Creepy.
02:18Cool.
02:20Peek-a-boo!
02:22Hey, Joe!
02:23Peek-a-boo!
02:24You want to play with us for a bit?
02:26Yeah!
02:27Hey, guys!
02:28Seen this?
02:31Huh?
02:35Oh!
02:38Wait!
02:39Wait!
02:39Look at this!
02:44Great!
02:45I can do other stuff, too!
02:50Ah!
02:51See that?
02:52I slipped over myself!
02:54What do you think?
02:56He's a bit of a one-trick pony.
02:58Yeah, let's go.
03:00Okay, Joe!
03:01We'll be in touch!
03:03Hey!
03:03One more thing!
03:04Before you go!
03:04Ready?
03:06Oh!
03:10So how do we play this game, Punchies?
03:13It's easy!
03:13You just give each other friendly digs in the arm, like this!
03:17Ah!
03:17Your turn has terminated.
03:19Commencing my turn.
03:28Finding a friend is harder than I thought.
03:31Hey!
03:31I heard you're looking for a third!
03:33Yeah, but it's proving a little...
03:35Stop looking!
03:36I'm in!
03:37Well, Leslie, it's not as simple as...
03:39So, what are you having for lunch?
03:41Look!
03:41Me stew!
03:42Me too!
03:43We're having pizza.
03:45Let's sit together!
03:46I'll go in the middle!
03:47Oh, this is so much fun!
03:48From now on, we can do everything together!
03:52Forever!
03:55Oh, I think we lost him.
03:57Finding a friend is really hard.
03:59Yeah, what do we really want from a friend?
04:01Well, they should be athletic to protect us from bullies,
04:04rich so we can play with their toys,
04:06have a colorful personality,
04:08and most of all, be really good at listening.
04:11Hey, guys, I couldn't help listening to everything you just said,
04:16and I think you're in luck.
04:19Athletic?
04:20Check.
04:21Check.
04:21Rich?
04:22Check.
04:24Colorful?
04:25Check-a-luck-a-ding-dong.
04:26Whoa!
04:27You know what, guys?
04:28I'll be your friend.
04:30Really?
04:30Uh-huh.
04:31For 20 bucks.
04:32What?
04:33I'll give you a moment to think about it.
04:36I don't know about this, Darwin.
04:38But this is what we've been looking for.
04:40He's perfect!
04:41Um, I suppose it's only 10 bucks each.
04:44Yeah, about that.
04:46Can I borrow 10 bucks?
04:48Fine.
04:49Great!
04:53Man, this is gonna be awesome.
04:56Hey, hey, guys, wait up.
04:58Guys!
05:01And then, Tobias said, I know you are.
05:03But what am I?
05:04And everyone laughed.
05:06And then I said you...
05:08Oh, yeah, and then Tobias showed me this really cool thing
05:10where you shake your arms behind your back and say,
05:12nice to meet me.
05:13And everyone laughed.
05:16He's a really cool guy.
05:18Well, he's okay, but he...
05:20What do you mean he's okay?
05:21He's the best guy ever!
05:23It's not like you've played with him your whole life.
05:25I might as well have.
05:26I feel like I've known him forever.
05:29Gumbo!
05:30I'm sorry.
05:31That must have just fallen off my fork.
05:34Anyway, the funniest thing happened to me today.
05:37I was going into class when...
05:38That's great.
05:40Now tell me more about this Tobias guy.
05:45Everyone pair up and make sure it's with your best friend
05:49because we're playing Trust Ball.
05:52Great.
05:52Now I finally get to spend some time with...
06:01Darwin!
06:02Hey, Gumball.
06:03Tobias was just telling me about his new computer games console.
06:06Yeah, yeah, it's the Z Station.
06:08They're not even out yet.
06:09Let's play tonight.
06:10Sleep over at yours?
06:11Yeah, sure.
06:12We can have a sleepover.
06:13Twenty bucks.
06:14Ten bucks.
06:15I'm not coming.
06:16You're not?
06:17No.
06:18I'm having a sleepover with my new best friend.
06:21Alex.
06:22Alan.
06:22Alan.
06:23We're going to play Dodger Dare all night.
06:27You are?
06:28We are.
06:29Yeah.
06:29And it's going to be loads more fun than some stupid computer game.
06:33Great.
06:34Looked like it all worked out then.
06:35See you later.
06:37Oh, can I borrow ten bucks?
06:40Thanks.
06:41Wait for me, Tobias!
06:44Oh, come on, Adrian.
06:45Roll the dice.
06:46Roll the dice.
06:47I can't.
06:48I got no hands.
06:49Ugh, fine.
06:50I'll do it for you.
06:52Six.
06:52Right.
06:53Pick a card.
06:54I still have no hands.
06:56Oh, do I have to do everything?
06:59Listen, Gumball.
07:00Do you really want to be doing this?
07:02I mean, we've never hung out before, and now we're having a sleepover.
07:05Did I ask for your opinion, Alfred?
07:07Can I at least phone my mom?
07:09Fine.
07:10But keep it quick.
07:12Still no hands.
07:13Number!
07:15This is going to be the most fun you've ever had.
07:19All for just ten bucks.
07:24Catch!
07:25Catch!
07:26What were you doing?
07:28No hands!
07:33Look, Gumball.
07:34What's really going on here?
07:36Oh, Arthur.
07:37Who am I kidding?
07:39I'm not having as much fun as I've been making out.
07:41All I can think of is Darwin.
07:45Go to him.
07:46Huh?
07:47Your best buddy is about to play computer games with someone who's rich, athletic, multicolored,
07:51and a good listener.
07:52He'll never play Dodge or Dare with you again.
07:54They'll be best friends forever, and I'll just be a memory.
07:56I have to get my best buddy back.
07:59But it's too late.
08:00Dude, it's never too late for friendship.
08:03Yes!
08:03I'll never forget you, Adam!
08:05Andrew!
08:07Alice!
08:10Hey, kid, please, limit your bike.
08:12I'm about to lose my best friend.
08:14Okay.
08:15Fifty bucks.
08:16Twenty bucks.
08:17Seventy.
08:25Get out of the way!
08:27I can't!
08:28Get out of the way!
08:29I'm a brick wall!
08:30Hey, mutt, what's with all the commotion?
08:32Ah!
08:36Ow!
08:37Ah!
08:38Ah!
08:39Ah!
08:39Ah!
08:43Ah!
08:49Hey, kid, you can't go that way!
08:51No time!
08:54I wish I'd listen to that guy!
09:02I feel like I'm missing something.
09:05Missing something?
09:06What?
09:07Ah, never mind.
09:08I already forgot.
09:11By the power of friendship!
09:19Oh, man.
09:21Ah!
09:22Ah, man.
09:29I've got started!
09:35All because of those stupid ants and their stupid cooking.
09:38This is all their fault.
09:40Look at me.
09:42I'm a threat.
09:44The stupid, stupid ants.
09:46Oh, made it to the top.
09:48Whee!
09:50Woo-hoo!
09:52Uh-oh.
09:54Ah!
10:07I'm coming for you, Bonnie!
10:10Hold on!
10:19Where's that one?
10:21What did you do with my friend?
10:23Uh, he's in the garden, I think.
10:33Come on, Ball!
10:34Dude, I'm outside.
10:36Oh.
10:39I can't believe you were going to play computer games with Tobias.
10:43But you played Dodger Dare with someone else.
10:45Oh, it didn't mean anything.
10:46I don't even like Adam.
10:48No, whatever.
10:49Best friends?
10:51Forever!
10:52Yay!
11:03Hey, guys.
11:04Shall I plug in the third controller or what?
11:06No.
11:07Ooh.
11:15What do you want to do today, Gumball?
11:17Well, I'm waiting right here for Mom to drive me to Elmore Senior Talent Show.
11:21Mr. Robinson's headlining.
11:23But it doesn't start for another ten hours.
11:27And you're not invited.
11:28I don't care.
11:30I don't care.
11:30Tonight's the biggest night of Mr. Robinson's life, and I have to be there.
11:34Ah, tonight's the night, Margaret.
11:37This town is finally going to see the real Gaylord Robinson.
11:42Why can't you ever be happy for me?
11:45There is now!
11:56Save yourselves!
11:58It's too late for me!
11:59Just get over here on the sidewalk, dude.
12:01Please remember me, guys, so I'll always be alive in your heart.
12:05Oh, for crying out loud.
12:07My whole life is flashing before my eyes, and it's boring!
12:15Darn kids!
12:17You saved my life, Mr. Robinson!
12:19I didn't save your life.
12:20I just didn't run you over.
12:22Now get out of my way!
12:23No way!
12:23I am not leaving your side until I have saved your life in return.
12:28Get off my car!
12:29I'll never leave!
12:30Never leave!
12:31Your side!
12:33Don't make me shout at you!
12:34I gotta save my voice for tonight!
12:43Oh, dear universe above me, thank you for the gift of Mr. Robinson.
12:48I swear on my life, I will repay this debt.
12:54What did he say?
12:55I don't know.
12:56Whose turn is it, anyway?
12:57Yeah, mine.
12:58I spy with my little eye.
13:00Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
13:03Well, Margaret, since you won't take care of my precious instrument,
13:07I'll get the cough drops, my zips.
13:09What are you doing here?
13:11I'm here to save your life.
13:12Not today of all days.
13:14Just get away from me, kid.
13:16I mean it!
13:21Here they are.
13:23And a septic action.
13:24What's this hazardous object doing in the middle of the floor?
13:27Mr. Robinson could trip over it.
13:30There.
13:31Safely out of the way.
13:33What?
13:33No!
13:34Mr. Robinson!
13:36He's out cold!
13:38Now's my chance to save him!
13:39Double fight!
13:41I lose CPR!
13:45No!
13:46No!
13:47I'm a fool!
13:48No!
13:50What?
13:53I sure hope that hasn't affected my vocal cords.
13:58La la la!
14:00La la la!
14:03Mr. Robinson!
14:04You're jumping!
14:05Gumball!
14:06What the...
14:10That's my heart!
14:27So, I saved your life, right?
14:29No, you darn near-ended it!
14:31Now leave me alone!
14:33Ah, a healthy glow will make me look my best for tonight.
14:41Mr. Robinson!
14:43Oh no, I'm too late!
14:45Why wasn't I here to save you?
14:47Why?
14:54No.
14:55No!
14:56I refuse to let you go!
15:00He looks so peaceful.
15:03Clear!
15:08What do you think you're doing?
15:09I'm bringing you back to life!
15:11But I was alive!
15:13Better safe than sorry!
15:14No!
15:20Welcome home, Mr. Robinson.
15:22I booby-trapped your front door.
15:24Why?
15:25To protect you from intruders.
15:28All you have to do is ring the doorbell, like so.
15:30Wait, why would an intruder ring the doorbell?
15:34Are you okay?
15:36Listen, kid, this is the most important night of my life.
15:40I'm gonna shine like a star.
15:43And I don't want you around to ruin it.
15:45But I've got to be there to save your life!
15:48Just leave me alone, kid.
15:50Just leave me alone.
15:58I'll never repay my debt to Mr. Robinson.
16:00Listen, I've failed you, universe.
16:06Poor Gumball.
16:08What can we do to help him?
16:10I got an idea.
16:16I said throw it near him, not at him.
16:19Oh, that's so painful.
16:21Oh, man, that hurts!
16:23I'll try to walk it off.
16:25Oh, bad idea!
16:27Oh, there's an uptide to it.
16:33Let's see.
16:35Mr. Robinson will be a...
16:37Ass-nam-a-ma-nat-ed.
16:40Ass-s-s-na-t-ed.
16:42Ass-s-na-ta-ta-t-a-t.
16:45Assassinated.
16:46Assassinated at the talent show?
16:48This is terrible!
16:49No, wait.
16:50This is what I've been waiting for!
16:52Mr. Robinson!
16:54Well, Margaret, it's nice that you finally decided to show your support for me tonight.
17:00What do you mean you're only coming to see me fail?
17:03But, Mr. Robinson, you can't go to the talent show tonight!
17:06You're gonna be assassinated!
17:08He's so brave.
17:11Take it away, bird!
17:16Oh.
17:22Wake up.
17:25Okay, darling.
17:27Here's the plan.
17:28We drop heavy sandbags near Mr. Robinson.
17:31La, la, la, la, la!
17:32What the...
17:33Gumball will notice.
17:35And push him out of the way.
17:40Just in time to save his life.
17:43Got it?
17:44Got it!
17:44We drop these heavy sandbags onto Mr. Robinson's head!
17:47No, we don't actually hit Mr. Robinson.
17:49Hit Mr. Robinson.
17:50Okay, I understand.
17:52Maybe I should try reverse psychology.
17:55Okay, darling.
17:56The plan is we throw all this stuff at Mr. Robinson's head.
18:00That's what I just said.
18:03Just do what I do.
18:12Oh, man.
18:14Ow!
18:15And now, ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome to the stage our second and final act, Mr. Gaylord Robinson!
18:25Good luck, Dad!
18:32Up till now, my life's been good, treated me well.
18:37I can't complain.
18:39Met a woman, raised a kid, and every day just felt the same.
18:43But there's something deep inside of me that always wanted to be free.
18:50And now I think the time is right to show you what I mean!
19:01I want to sing, I want to dance, I want to touch the sky with my own two hands.
19:08If I sing to the world, it'll set me free.
19:11And let me be you, I want to free.
19:15Dance, dance and sing.
19:17I'm gonna give it my everything.
19:18What's he doing?
19:19I don't know, but it's pretty good.
19:21Now's our chance to assassinate.
19:24As I whisk you off to a wonderland.
19:27I'll hip hop and jive with my heart out.
19:29Did Gumball see any of that?
19:31Stand the bump to the rock and the roll.
19:34Maybe you'll notice the trap door.
19:37I'll fly like a bird if you set me free.
19:40Like a skylark on the wing.
19:42A rosebot in the spring.
19:43Like a gangster in his bling.
19:45Like fish bait from a sling.
19:47Like a puppet with no string.
19:48Like an English feudal king.
19:50Like all those kinds of wonderful, wonderful...
19:53Show yourself, assassin, and fight like a man!
19:57Let's try the special effects.
19:59Under the seats?
20:06Whoa, who is this guy?
20:08That's my dad.
20:09Rock and dude!
20:11I want to be free!
20:18I want to be free!
20:34No!
20:40No!
20:44No!
20:52Mr. Robinson, please come with me now. It's not safe here.
20:56No, go away.
21:05Oh my gosh. You really did save my life.
21:13But that doesn't excuse you from ruining my performance.
21:21Hooray!
21:21Awesome, Mr. Robinson.
21:23Way to go, Dad.
21:24Woo-hoo! Bravo!
21:28Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much. I don't deserve all of this.
21:32Thank you. Thank you. I love you.
21:36Your love means so much to me.
21:38Thank you, Infinite Universe, for sending us our very own star, Mr. Robinson.
21:47Thank you, everybody.
21:50Concord!
21:52I love you. You put me where I am today.
21:55Thank you so much. I'm under...
21:59Oh, no. I think we squished Mr. Robinson.
22:05Nah, he's okay. Let's go home.
22:10You trying to get me mad? You know what happens when I get mad.
22:14Ah!
22:16Listen up, mysterious Mr. R.
22:18Madman Morto's gonna take you down.
22:21And I'm not talking downtown. I'm talking six feet underground.
22:32Regular show. All new episode.
22:34Tonight at 8.15, right after Adventure Time at 8.
22:39Only on Cartoon Network.
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