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Heartbreak High - Season 3 (2026) - Episode 04: A Constitution for Cucking

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00:15And so they answered the call, gathering at the sacred place to find unbridled pleasure in each other.
00:31Submitting to the power of the Velvet Thrones, all the creatures of the realm were restless to begin the ceremony.
00:40But the first to feast would be the last to come.
00:47The ruler of the realm and High Priestess of Pleasure made herself known.
01:03At long last, Queenie had arrived.
01:08I told you it's not me!
01:11I told you, she's the Queen, not Queenie.
01:15Okay, well the Queen can get it.
01:18All of it.
01:20No, she can't and wouldn't. Did anyone actually read it?
01:24She's trying to save her realm by finding the one that can make her...
01:27Come.
01:27That can make her feel true love by coming.
01:31Now I know what Zoe felt like.
01:34Shift will never end.
01:39Guys, secret gig tonight, Genesis or Woosu?
01:42If it's so secret, how do you know about it?
01:44I got on a list.
01:45My cousin's friend's sister's boyfriend's sister hooked me up after I saved her from a wardrobe malfunction in that, um,
01:50sang-a-shot where the possum lives in the room.
01:53Guys, this is fate!
01:54The wardrobe malfunction or the possum?
01:57We're off the hook for the carnival shitstorm. Fate demands a celebration.
02:03Fate also probably knows we only see a do-over for a party.
02:07More you than we.
02:09Count me out.
02:10It's hard to feel super social when your entire future's been buoyed up by the false assumption that you're sexually
02:14attracted to horses.
02:15No scholarship doesn't mean a vet science, it just means a little more debt.
02:19Tens of thousands of dollars of debt.
02:21Come to the gig.
02:22It'll take your mind off all of this.
02:24No, it won't.
02:25Especially after I spend the entire day surrounded by idiots neighing at me.
02:28Centaurs have human heads, why would they neigh?
02:30The whole weekend's gone by.
02:32Ogre orgies and banshee boney won't even come up today.
02:36Hey look, it's the beast banger.
02:38Fuck off, you tens!
02:40Ignore the horse and suit morons.
02:42Can't be a slut.
02:43Tens are in the wrong position.
02:44Just have some research questions.
02:47Well, if it isn't the purveyor of pixie porn.
02:50Is there a classroom, bathroom or teacher's office you haven't papered with this?
02:54Velvet Throne's bullshit!
02:56I thought it was you that did it.
02:58I wouldn't write or spread this smut around.
03:01Well, do take credit for it.
03:03Shut up!
03:06I'll look it up.
03:09Hey, I should have never let them think that it was you.
03:13People are being really, really nasty.
03:16Must have really hurt you.
03:17I'm so sorry, Zoe.
03:21Good.
03:24Happy reading, Zoe.
03:29That is actually brutal.
03:31You didn't have anything to do with that, did you?
03:35No.
03:41Hey.
03:42Hey.
03:43Hey, how are you going?
03:44I'm here if you need another vent, chat, whatever.
03:47Yeah, good.
03:48You didn't tell anyone, did you?
03:50About the carnival?
03:51What?
03:51No.
03:51No, of course not.
03:52Okay, good.
03:53Because you really, you really can't.
03:55Like...
03:56Yeah, I get that.
03:57But...
03:59Okay.
04:00Okay, all right, good.
04:01Um...
04:02Okay, just...
04:03Between that and Spider's hall pass thing, I'm just like...
04:06My brain's going a bit crazy at the moment, you know?
04:08Yeah, okay.
04:08Well, that sounds like a conversation for someone you actually trust.
04:11Yeah.
04:12Yeah.
04:24Stupid little sperm.
04:26Dumb sensory room.
04:30Don't.
04:32Holy heck!
04:33You're not meant to be here.
04:36Well, I'm dropping these toys off because my auntie made me buy replacements.
04:45You know they called that spot Squirt Alley?
05:01Well, I'm pretty shit at cleaning, eh?
05:04Better check I got everything.
05:19Thanks so much for coming.
05:21Everyone else was busy and I'm supposed to drop that off yesterday but I can't get it into the car
05:25myself.
05:26Too easy.
05:27What is it?
05:28Major artwork.
05:29Goes on display and showcase.
05:30No.
05:31Uh-huh.
05:32Right.
05:33Yeah, I can't help you.
05:34What?
05:34Yeah.
05:35Well, I have this rule that I can't lift and move anything until I take Exquisitent.
05:41Whatever.
05:42Okay, cool.
05:42Wait, wait, wait.
05:43Let me turn the light on to the full effect.
05:49That's...
05:50not good.
05:53And yet?
05:57What...
05:59the...
06:01Oh, come the fuck on.
06:05Looks like you got a leak.
06:07Yeah, I probably shorted out the box too.
06:13Oh...
06:15I spent months on this.
06:17I was actually...
06:20I was actually proud of it.
06:23I'm just supposed to up my shitty marks.
06:26That's it.
06:26I'm not getting into uni now.
06:28I'll watch how I am.
06:31Okay, so you need something new?
06:33Sure, I'll just whip something up.
06:36Why not?
06:39I've got all day.
06:45Hey, what are you doing here?
06:47Getting ready for my date with Janice.
06:48It's a woosoo.
06:49I need my fake ID back so I can get in.
06:51What, manage to take it again?
06:53Hmm, the other week.
06:54I feel totally targeted.
06:55Yeah, he's never gonna believe when you actually turn 18.
06:57He'll definitely be blown away when he sees my real name.
07:01I'm gonna miss being gun-held Fendi Gomez.
07:04This gig will be one of our last.
07:06Gonna send her off in style.
07:10What?
07:10Don't you dare tell me that you're bailing.
07:12That's not allowed.
07:13No, no, no.
07:14Malachi, did you move the tin thing that was here?
07:17Oh, you mean the rusty thing that gave me tetanus just looking at it?
07:20Yeah.
07:22What am I missing?
07:23Where's my ID?
07:24Oh, no.
07:25Malachi's just been helping me clean up.
07:27Okay.
07:28Yeah, I tossed it.
07:29No, it was just full of, like, receipts and bottle caps and shit.
07:33And my fake ID, which I need for vital reasons of fate.
07:36Where's the trash?
07:37Gone. Garbage day. Sorry.
07:39Can you just get a new one?
07:40It's an online order.
07:42It takes a week.
07:43Surely you know a guy?
07:45I'm not going back to the air shows just to hook you up with a fake ID.
07:54I'm seeing this guy this afternoon.
07:58Wait, does Cash help you decide who you're gonna hook up with?
08:02No.
08:02He has my passwords.
08:04We're very transparent about it all.
08:06So that's it? You just meet people on socials?
08:09Occasionally you meet people in the wild, but if you want a sure thing...
08:13Hello, Darren.
08:15We are supposed to be rehearsing so we don't look like dickheads, remember?
08:18Shh! I am not the one.
08:22It's just drama. Stop stressing.
08:25You are the literal president of the drama club.
08:28Yeah, and it was bad enough when you were trying to shove jokes in to fix my script.
08:33But now you're just playing with our futures.
08:37Oh, what?
08:38So you can dish out constructive criticism, but you can't take it, can you Darren?
08:44You know what?
08:45Darren, get back here.
08:46I didn't see you.
08:48Anne-Marie been bombarding you about that gig tonight as well?
08:52Yeah, she sent like 20 text messages begging me to come.
08:56Overcompensate much.
08:59I think she probably just feels a bit bad.
09:06So do I.
09:09Feel like a lot of dumb things got said.
09:16Yeah, like that whole pass idea.
09:18Yeah.
09:20Yep.
09:21So how would it work exactly?
09:24Maybe you're right. It might help.
09:28Unless you don't want me to.
09:29No, no, no. It's my idea.
09:32So, yeah.
09:34You're like a strong, independent woman and I want you to be free.
09:38And, you know, I'm secure enough to just be like, yeah.
09:45Go for it.
09:50If I did hook up with somebody, would you want me to tell you?
09:57Uh, no.
09:59Okay.
10:00Yeah.
10:03Just a sign.
10:06Maybe.
10:07Maybe like a hedgehog?
10:10Yeah.
10:18Oh.
10:18Chip?
10:19Why did you even come if all you want to do is snack?
10:23Because you need backup?
10:24I really don't.
10:26You're about to corner some fake ID-making criminal called Big T,
10:30who sounds like a total roid monster.
10:32What's it even look like?
10:34I don't know.
10:36But we're going to where you picked it up from before, right?
10:38Ant handled that last time.
10:40He said Big T does his business at the same time and place each week.
10:43Well, no one when he hands an envelope to some kid, it's foolproof.
10:46And more like foolish.
10:48Almost as foolish as throwing away someone's lucky fake ID
10:51that's had a 99.95% success rate.
10:54If it was so successful, why'd it keep getting confiscated?
10:56Because the manager of the baller sucks, but even he never bended.
11:00I'm sorry, okay? I was trying to help.
11:03Need to do something.
11:06Roll up! Roll up!
11:07See the finest in art supplies money could never buy.
11:10Fresh from the skip.
11:11Waiting to be wankified.
11:13This is literal garbage.
11:16No, not when we're done with it.
11:18I'll be at the hospital.
11:19Keep an eye out for any more bastards need their heads knocked in.
11:22Will do, Mum.
11:27Oh.
11:30Whoa.
11:30People will believe anything in the papers.
11:33Everyone jumps at the chance to kick a carny.
11:40See, this is giving.
11:45I come from a broken family.
11:49Hmm.
11:51You know, you could just do this, right?
11:55Make art.
11:57This is definitely not going to be art.
11:59I mean, you don't need a degree or permission.
12:03Just be the thing you want to be.
12:06Screw the rest of them.
12:07Anne-Marie would hard disagree.
12:12Who put her in charge of your life?
12:16Well, I mean, I think it's nice having someone care that much.
12:23I bombed my trials and she still won't quit.
12:27When Anne-Marie wants something, don't get in her way.
12:31Right.
12:36I'm sorry for kicking off at Missy's too.
12:39That one's mostly on me and Harper.
12:45Oh, you!
12:46Hold it right there!
12:56You okay?
12:58Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
13:00Just call me off guard.
13:03Really, I'm good.
13:05Where are we doing our stakeout, anyway?
13:09Um...
13:09Just up ahead.
13:11Yeah.
13:15Well, I guess that's it.
13:18All clean.
13:19Well, clean-ish.
13:22Some...
13:23Some things are forever stains.
13:26Sensory room's all yours now.
13:29If nothing else, this should inspire a new chapter, right?
13:34No, I'm done with that.
13:36Oh.
13:37Shame.
13:39It was pretty hot.
13:42Even if it did incorrectly assume high magic works in a warden realm.
13:47How do you know that?
13:49Angeline of the Underworld is my Roman Empire.
13:52Neat trick, by the way.
13:55Spinning off a whole story from one footnote in book three.
14:00Thanks.
14:04There's so many great details to use.
14:06It's my favourite in the series.
14:07Oh, no!
14:08No!
14:09Sparkles!
14:10It goes...
14:10Okay, it goes book five, then six, then three.
14:16Oh, yeah.
14:17So you agree?
14:19No.
14:20You're spotting wrong.
14:21How?
14:23No, okay, come on, tell me then.
14:25Tell me.
14:32Come on, Big T should be here.
14:36Yeah, maybe there's no pick-up today.
14:39The NPC over there suggests otherwise.
14:42Probably 17, looks 12.
14:44Definitely needs a fake ID.
14:50Oh.
14:51Sorry, my study broke alarm.
14:55What?
14:56What can change in a year?
14:59Not everything.
15:03Never did tell me what you wrote in that letter.
15:10Look, look, who's that?
15:12Look, look.
15:12Oh, here we go.
15:13Here we go.
15:18Huh.
15:19Wait, that's...
15:21Big T?
15:25Oi, Big T!
15:45I'm not carrying anything.
15:47What, dude, chill.
15:48She just needs a new fakie.
15:50I don't know what you're talking about.
15:51Just cut the crap, Big T.
15:52Hey, you got the wrong person.
15:54My name's Tobias.
15:55Does your mummy know about your little side hustle, Tobias?
16:00Well played, Gun Heald.
16:02Okay, I only take online orders.
16:04And it takes a week.
16:06I'm paying cash, and I need it now.
16:08Maybe Mum and Big T will make us a snack while we wait.
16:10Hmm.
16:12Fine.
16:13But it'll cost double.
16:14He's paying.
16:15What?
16:16It's your fault.
16:19Yep.
16:20Um, sorry.
16:22Did you text Mr. Franks, Edmund?
16:30Oh, this is leaking oil.
16:31Ah.
16:33It's a metaphor for the economic lifeblood of society.
16:38Pansy talk?
16:40I can fake it real good.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Sure you didn't go to uni?
16:43I did.
16:46Lasted a month.
16:48It wasn't for me.
16:52Now this is my contribution.
16:57You never wanted anything more?
17:02I get to travel the country, meet new people, and be my own boss.
17:09There's lots of love.
17:11You think you're in charge?
17:14Really?
17:16Always, yeah.
17:22I think Jackie might have something to say about that.
17:26Clancy too.
17:27Oh.
17:28That Nobhead thinks he's king of shit.
17:30Yeah.
17:35So?
17:38What's the verdict?
17:39Um.
17:42This is the worst thing I've ever made.
17:45Oh!
17:47Now that's off.
17:48Now it's better.
17:50Beautiful.
17:50Beautiful!
17:51Mwah!
17:53The real test will be tonight.
17:56Yes, I was serious about that.
17:58Why?
18:01Well, yeah, I'm a little pissed, Noah.
18:04Oi.
18:04Hey.
18:06Mm-hmm.
18:09You're being stupid.
18:10What?
18:12Me?
18:14Never.
18:16No shit, I'm still going.
18:17It's gonna go off.
18:18You're lost, loser.
18:20I'm kidding. I love you. I love you.
18:21Bye.
18:25No one's not coming tonight.
18:26It's got 5am training in the morning.
18:29Sounds like he's more serious about sport than you.
18:32Rugby is his first love, and I'm just a nearside piece.
18:36Yes.
18:39So you're coming?
18:40A lot.
18:47There have been all these theories about her parents.
18:49There's four of them.
18:50That's how demon reproduction works, but everyone knows that, obviously.
18:52Anyway, I emailed Rhea Brown a pitch about a potential prequel series
18:58with the birth of Angeline, just as the Grand Master first rises to power.
19:05Oh.
19:07Sorry.
19:08Why?
19:10For not letting you talk for almost half an hour.
19:12Did Rhea Brown reply?
19:15She's so busy writing book seven, the way she left things.
19:19The abdication.
19:21Sorry.
19:24When did you first get into Angeline?
19:27Um, my mum had the first book.
19:29She's a fan.
19:31What?
19:32Uh, I, um, found out of her stuff after she died.
19:38Oh, Taz.
19:39Anyway, I, I skipped a lot of school.
19:43Pretty much read the whole series on repeat for a while.
19:47It's really sad.
19:52She didn't skip school.
19:54What do you think I'm doing right now, Sparkles?
19:58Well played.
20:01So, what's your excuse for whatever you're skipping?
20:05Oh.
20:07Um, my entire academic life plan got crushed to smithereens on Friday.
20:12Hmm.
20:17So why are you smiling?
20:20I've been stewing over it for three days.
20:23Except for now.
20:27For the last half hour I haven't worried about it.
20:33Hey, have you heard about the secret gig tonight?
20:37No.
20:40I'm home.
20:42We should make a move on if we want to make it today.
20:44Hmm. There you are.
20:46Yes, we brought the rehearsal to you.
20:48I don't like this either.
20:49But I like embarrassing myself in front of the whole school even less.
20:53Don't fight this.
20:55We even brought the ridiculous costumes.
20:56You kept insisting we need it.
20:58Why did you let them in, babe?
21:00We're about to head out.
21:01I am yours staying here and following through on this.
21:04Again, why?
21:05Because you're not an asshole.
21:06TBC.
21:07I know Zoe's allergic to fun, but aren't you going to Genesis tonight?
21:10I'm not some possessive caveman.
21:12I don't need to be there.
21:15Look, we fail this, it mucks up all of our marks.
21:18Don't you care what happens after school?
21:21Okay.
21:23Darren's gonna be home to do your dinner.
21:24I'm gonna be back later to give you a little midnight snacky, okay?
21:27You want this one? You want a snacky now?
21:29Here you go. Love you.
21:31This is entrapment.
21:32Shhh.
21:33Shhh.
21:42Catchy!
21:46So the guy was gonna get in the week, go crazy this cap.
21:51It looks...
21:52Long.
21:53Yeah, like shit your pants wrong.
21:55Everyone's caps get bitter with that shit.
21:59Shhh.
22:00Bounce up, ask it.
22:01Please show your ID.
22:02I'm too drunk to get out my ID.
22:05Bounce up, ask it.
22:06Please show your ID.
22:07I'm too drunk to get out my ID.
22:09See you.
22:11See you, bro.
22:19Do you have your hands?
22:21Yeah, of course I do.
22:23Oh god.
22:25I don't know what I'm more nervous about.
22:27Security or Missy.
22:28I'm too droid.
22:37Hi.
22:39Wait, like, like, you'll open the mask on.
22:42Okay.
23:09Yeah, she's deaf still pissed at me.
23:11Do you mind if I go first on the apology tour?
23:15Yes, yes.
23:17Oh, if we get lost, we could use echolocation.
23:20Well, let's just not get lost, yeah?
23:21Okay.
23:22Oh, wait up!
23:24Hey!
23:25Hey, guys!
23:28What, no new deranged accusations?
23:31Like, all my text messages and voice mamas mentioned, I'm so, so sorry, missy.
23:37I promise there'll be no more drama for me tonight, that's an Amory Waddy guarantee.
23:42Believe it when I see it.
23:43Guys, I'm so, so gene-up about this.
23:46We're gonna be breathing the same oxygen as him.
23:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shh.
23:54Hey, good job.
23:54Hey, good job.
23:54Hey, good job.
23:54Hey, good job.
23:54Hey, good job.
24:00Hey, good job.
24:00Hey, good job.
24:03Hey, good job.
24:06Hi, good job.
24:08What's up?
24:09Hello, people!
24:28Hey, how about I buy some shirts?
24:32You know what you're talking.
24:32Yeah.
25:07And all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my son together again.
25:16Why can't you take this seriously?
25:19I'm saying the words, what more do you want?
25:21This is about shock and anger and grief.
25:27It's about an egg.
25:29Spider, give them their cue line again.
25:33Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
25:36It looks like an orgy straight out of Quinn's masterpiece.
25:39What?
25:39Am I right, Zoe?
25:40It looks like an STI on entry.
25:43The only one getting lucky is Missy.
25:45What?
25:46Did you break up with my cousin?
25:48No, of course I didn't.
25:50Yeah, this star gave his girl a hall pass.
25:55Yeah, and it's all your fault.
25:57You took relationship advice from them?
25:59It sounded fine in theory.
26:02Now Missy's probably hooking up with some chick and I'm sitting here like full simp just imagining.
26:10Everything.
26:11Oh.
26:12Oh.
26:12Uh, calm down.
26:14This is normal.
26:16Um, what are your rules?
26:20What do you mean?
26:22Dude, even I know that's bad.
26:24Rules.
26:26Rules are the first thing Cash and I did when we opened our relationship.
26:29No one we know, no repeat offenders, and Cash is in control.
26:32He can press pause whenever he likes.
26:33It's all about both of us feeling secure.
26:36Secure?
26:37While you're out there screwing other people.
26:39Poor guy.
26:39Ignore her.
26:41Sorry spider.
26:43Let's outline exactly what the hall pass covers.
26:46No, I brought that in case you needed your lines fed to you.
26:49Not to draw up some constitution for cucking.
26:55Don't you dare.
26:57Stop.
26:58Spider!
26:59Oh.
27:00Okay.
27:03So, it was my birthday last week actually.
27:06Scorpio.
27:07Yeah.
27:07Interesting.
27:09It's a fire sign for sure.
27:13Okay, wait.
27:14Let me pick yours.
27:15Okay.
27:16Aquarius.
27:17No.
27:24Buckles.
27:27I have an idea for your next chapter.
27:29What?
27:29Tal, I told you I'm not right.
27:30Do you remember the light mage clan from Lorenzo's backstory in book five?
27:34They could be behind the queen's cast.
27:36Yes.
27:36Yes.
27:37So, write it, please.
27:39Because I want to read it.
27:45Okay.
27:46Yeah.
27:47Okay.
27:48Cool.
27:51Leo.
27:52No.
27:53Okay.
27:54While you do that, I'll get a shot for the birthday girl.
27:58Oh my god.
27:59Are you actually doing it?
28:02Okay.
28:03Hi.
28:03Didn't know you were going to be here.
28:05Oh, well, Taz got wind of it somehow.
28:07Drag me along.
28:09Are you two actually a thing now?
28:12Is this spider's fall past nonsense in motion?
28:15So what if it is?
28:17It is.
28:18No notes.
28:21Except you did once tell me that opening up a relationship was just one person's way of breaking up slower.
28:25Darren and Cash make it work.
28:26Yeah, but they're more the exception than the rule, though, right?
28:30Are you sure you want to do this?
28:33Okay, cool.
28:34Um, thank you for your input.
28:36Why don't you jog on and go cozy up to your new woman?
29:05No, no, no, no.
29:08Scenario.
29:09Would multiple orgasms make it a multi-use of the whole past?
29:15Ah, close, but no.
29:17It just makes Missy a very lucky girl.
29:19Hey.
29:19Just ignore them for long enough and they'll quit.
29:21Better help you for long enough and you'll end up a puritane.
29:24Don't pretend you didn't love it.
29:26No pretending necessary.
29:27Hey, can we focus, please?
29:32What if, um, starts with sex and then Missy falls in love with someone?
29:37Spider, sex and love aren't always the same thing.
29:41Excuse me, it's called lovemaking for a reason.
29:44Not by anyone that's actually doing it.
29:47Do you give Cash the same shit you give me?
29:50What?
29:51Cash is celibate, just like me.
29:54My Cash is asexual.
29:57He's being true to himself.
29:58You're just...
30:01You're just repressing what you really want.
30:04What I want is something real.
30:06And I didn't need sex to find that with Felix.
30:10Well, I didn't need sex to find that with Cash.
30:12Samesies.
30:15You guys?
30:17Like the same person?
30:18Excuse me?
30:18Take that back right now!
30:28Hey, come on!
30:29Show me some of your fancy new European dance moves!
30:32They're the same as my Aussie ones.
30:34They're just in the other direction.
30:40Sydney!
30:42Are you alive?
30:47Get, get, get, get back!
30:49I ain't got time for the tax.
30:52Drilling with a bird, I've sunk.
30:55Young running sharp as a text.
30:56Let you cry from a king and I'll tell you what I'm spent.
31:00Grown man sipping for a rap.
31:03Like a blues, you a lot.
31:05Down to start a ride, where you at, where you at, where you at, where you at, where you at?
31:09Left side to the right side.
31:19Left side to the right, front side to the back, front side to the back, front side to the back.
31:44Sorry, we kind of made it about us for a minute.
31:47Oh that was several minutes.
31:50Yeah.
31:51It's all good.
31:53I'm jealous of you guys.
31:55You got the whole love thing figured out.
31:58I didn't for a while.
32:00I still don't.
32:06Wait, what's Felix done?
32:07Nothing.
32:07Nothing.
32:09Just before him.
32:12It's nothing original.
32:14Turns out some men just act sweet till they get what they want.
32:21That's true.
32:23Turns out secrets aren't always sexy.
32:28Sometimes.
32:34Sometimes.
32:37The guy is just embarrassed.
32:42Being with you embarrasses him and he doesn't want anyone else to know.
32:54Sorry.
32:55I'm fine.
32:57It's ingenistry.
32:59I started the Puritan so I fixed it.
33:03Zoe.
33:04You know Felix is not that guy.
33:06He's stuck with you.
33:08Even though you are an absolute punish.
33:13Yeah.
33:15I've actually been thinking that maybe it's time.
33:24Maybe it's schoolies even.
33:25Oh.
33:27No further comment.
33:29No further comment.
33:44Oh my god.
33:46It's a hedgehog emoji.
33:49She's about to.
33:50She's about to.
33:51Calm down.
33:53What do you want to do?
33:56I'd do it.
33:59But I can't.
34:00No, no.
34:03Uber is three minutes away.
34:06We undoing this or what?
34:07How about that?
34:08How about that?
34:09It's time.
34:36Oh, I keep this on my face.
34:38Sorry, brother, I got to get out of here.
34:41Oh, my God.
34:44Oh, my God.
34:45Oh, my God.
34:47Oh, my God.
34:54She's closing the deal.
34:56Wait.
34:56Wait.
34:57Hot twist.
34:59Wait.
35:00Three, seven.
35:02No, this wasn't part of the flag.
35:04Come on.
35:05Oh, hi.
35:06Hey.
35:07Oh.
35:08Never mind.
35:09Oh.
35:11Oh, shit.
35:13What?
35:20Laughing your asses off, eh?
35:22No.
35:23No.
35:24No.
35:24We were just...
35:25That was her girlfriend.
35:26She's in a relationship.
35:28Damn.
35:30High four threesome for sure.
35:32You told her.
35:34Everything.
35:35No.
35:36No.
35:36Not everything.
35:38Okay.
35:39I should tell Spider.
35:40Hey.
35:41Hey.
35:41No.
35:41Hold on.
35:42Hold on.
35:42Look.
35:43The night is young.
35:44And if you want to do this, we can help scout the talent.
35:49We can.
35:53We can.
35:54We can.
35:54Yeah.
35:55Sure.
35:55Hey.
35:56And I might just be the random who crashed your 18th birthday.
35:59But please know, I believe in you, sis.
36:03Yeah.
36:03And you better.
36:04I've seen this one pick up at a funeral.
36:08Damn.
36:08Yeah.
36:10Yeah.
36:10You remember that?
36:11Yeah.
36:13I've got this.
36:15Yeah.
36:16Yeah.
36:16Yeah.
36:17You've got this.
36:29Six weeks' calls from mum.
36:32Oh.
36:34Are you okay?
36:35Yeah.
36:36It's...
36:38Let's go somewhere quiet.
36:40What?
36:40Yeah.
36:41Yeah.
36:41In the room, you're like...
37:07Yeah.
37:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:09It's okay, it's okay. We're mates, that's all.
37:14And why did we just... We didn't.
37:21You could have fooled me. This is wrong and confusing and I can't. It's not wrong, Am.
37:25No, you shouldn't have even come. You invited me.
37:31Just go.
37:34Just go, or I will.
37:41Okay, um...
37:51Where are we?
37:52You know, this actually reminds me of the catacombs that are in France, you know, the ones full of bones,
37:57but like, there's no bones and we're not in France, so like...
37:59Don't you...
38:01Please, please.
38:03Guys, slow down.
38:10What's wrong with me? What am I doing here?
38:15Nothing.
38:17No, anyone who says otherwise is a dickhead.
38:21I must be surrounded by dickheads.
38:24I reckon we both are.
38:27Thumbs up.
38:28Thumbs up.
38:39Are you sure you have to go?
38:42Yeah, Mum sounded really worked up. Clancy's awake.
38:47Oh, is he okay?
38:50She didn't say.
38:51Did he remember anything, or...?
38:53Hi, Liam.
38:58Hi. Um...
38:59Amory, right?
39:00Sorry to be rude, but, uh, I gotta get going.
39:03Yeah, that's probably for the best.
39:06I'll text you.
39:08Yeah.
39:09Am.
39:10Are you serious with this shit?
39:11No, Liam just said...
39:12No, Liam shouldn't be here, yeah?
39:14He's full of drunk people who can say anything.
39:16Just stop, would you let me speak?
39:17No, would you just go out from under all that, Hobbs?
39:19You need to be smarter.
39:21Smarter?
39:22What, like you?
39:27Strange.
39:33I'm trying to protect us.
39:34Because you always know what's best, right?
39:36Well, I know better than to lead on some guy who literally brings nothing but trouble.
39:40Oh, really?
39:41How's Malachi?
39:42What?
39:43Nothing...
39:44Nothing's happening with Malachi.
39:46Well, of course you'd say that.
39:47I mean, you don't want to blow up your try-hard, trophy-wife future now, do we?
39:51What a wicked game to play.
39:56Ant, Ant, Ant, Ant.
39:57Have you seen Misty?
39:58I love Misty, dude.
40:00What a wicked thing to do.
40:03To make me dream of you.
40:06Sorry it offends you that I want more for both of us.
40:09Did you ever stop to think that I might want something different?
40:12Okay, fine.
40:13Hop on, tell me what you actually want, aside from finding new ways to self-sabotage.
40:18That's what the carnival guy is, babe.
40:20He's just another excuse to give up.
40:34Oi, Oi.
40:35Have you guys been Misty?
40:36Uh, no.
40:37Not in the last 20 minutes.
40:43You are so full of shit!
40:46It's fucking delusional!
40:48That's just none of you!
40:49Yeah, well, you'll start returning to throw away your life!
40:51It might be the one thing you actually succeed at!
40:55I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you.
40:59Well...
41:01Where's Misty?
41:02I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you.
41:08And I don't wanna fall in love.
41:16And I don't wanna fall in love.
41:23And I don't wanna fall in love.
41:35And I won't fall in love.
41:41And I don't wanna fall in love.
41:43I'm up!
41:44And I don't have...
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