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00:00Adam. Eyes here. Follow my finger. Adam. Show me a bicycle. Eyes here.
00:25Adam. Show me a bicycle.
00:45Buddy, that's a ball.
00:49Adam, look at me. Are you hungry? Show me what you want for lunch.
01:12Still drawing those lines instead of looking at the cards.
01:19More juice?
01:21What's more juice? He has to ask for. Adam? Buddy, eyes here.
01:28He's tired, Dom.
01:29It wouldn't be if we stuck to the schedule.
01:32Show me the juice, buddy.
01:35I think we've reached the point of dimension.
01:37I have to ask for it. Adam!
01:41He's choking.
01:44It's impossible. It's not a treat.
01:47I don't know.
01:48We're so hungry.
01:51We're so hungry.
02:04We're so hungry.
02:26Ten-year-old boy who screams for his life for no reason.
02:30He's autistic. Severely autistic.
02:33Can't talk, can't make eye contact.
02:36Screaming's probably his way of communicating.
02:38And he went to three different doctors who all said just that.
02:40Wow. So clearly that can't be the answer.
02:43His brain can't filter information. It's accosting us all in the senses.
02:46I'd scream, too.
02:48Or it's something medical-sounding, like dysesthesia.
02:52Parents are convinced that there's something wrong with their son.
02:57Since when did we start believing parents? Or anyone?
03:00Where are we going?
03:02Elevator.
03:03Dad was on Wall Street. Mom was a partner in an accounting firm.
03:07When their son was diagnosed with autism, they both quit.
03:09So they're overprotective and scared.
03:10It's all the more reasonable discount.
03:12They studied this kid. Heard him scream a million times.
03:15They had ten years of caring for him.
03:17This is the first time they brought him to a hospital.
03:18ER checked his throat. No obstructions. Nothing.
03:20Which means the only symptom was a scream, which is diagnostic of nothing.
03:24He clutched his chest. BP was elevated. Maybe there was chest pain.
03:27ER said the heart was fine.
03:29Don't be so quick to dismiss pain.
03:31Where are we going?
03:31Down.
03:33Stool sample to check for parasites, blood culture to rule out infection, and ANA for lupus.
03:38Because he screamed?
03:39Could also be an environmental reaction. An analogy. Dust, wheat, pollen, a toxin or something.
03:45Check the house. Run a lung ventilation scan. Lungs are in the chest too, right?
03:49I had a date last night. She screamed. Should we spend $100,000 testing her?
03:53First time. This isn't a veterinary hospital. Zing!
03:57Look, if you don't think this kid is worth saving...
03:59That's not what I'm saying.
04:00Well, it's too bad. It's a good point.
04:01This kid's just a lump with tonsils.
04:04You know what it's gonna be like trying to put an autistic kid into a nuclear scanner?
04:07I don't envy you guys.
04:12I want my old carpet back.
04:16Uh, we're gonna have to do this later.
04:18A kid in the clinic had an accident.
04:22Generally, when people are on the...
04:24I want my old carpet back.
04:25It was stained with blood.
04:27Yeah, my blood. Which makes the carpet part of me.
04:30I want it back. I want to be buried with it.
04:32You think you can get me to do anything you want, regardless of how stupid it is?
04:36It's my office. It's where I work. Where I think. Where I save lives.
04:40Allowing you to brag to rich people so they'll give you more money to spend on MRIs and low-cut
04:45tops.
04:46I want it back the way it was.
04:48It's identical to the old carpet. Except without the hazardous biological waste.
04:53I shall not return to my office until every patented, durable microfiber has been restored to its rightful place.
04:59Inspiring.
05:01You don't want to work in your office, work in the clinic.
05:04You don't want to work in the clinic, go home. And don't get paid.
05:07Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica!
05:15Attica.
05:20He just needs to finish this level.
05:23We only have the scanner for the next half hour. After that, I...
05:26Trust me. You don't want to move him until he's finished.
05:30The sooner we do this test, the sooner we can get you guys home.
05:40Adam, do you think that...
05:43No.
05:47Ten minutes, tops.
05:49If he has a vascular disorder, he might not have...
05:52He might not have ten minutes.
05:54I don't have ten minutes.
05:57No, no. You don't want to do this.
05:59Adam!
06:00Adam!
06:01Help!
06:02Help!
06:04Help!
06:05Help!
06:06I used Metamucil like the doctor told me, and finally I was able to use the bathroom.
06:11But I saw something in the toilet I couldn't identify.
06:17I wrapped it in tissue paper so... so you could take a look.
06:26Can't you sedate him or something?
06:28Could if I don't want the test results to mean anything.
06:30AHHHHH!
06:32AHHHHH!
06:33AHHHHH!
06:34AHHHHH!
06:35AHHHHH!
06:42AHHHHH!
06:46Painkillers.
06:47Exercising.
06:48And we even did that punctured thing.
06:51Nothing works.
06:52Then this morning, I get up, my back feels great.
06:56I figured I'd better get down here right away.
07:09Big shocker. Dad's depressed.
07:12Save your time.
07:13Our eyes don't cause chest pain.
07:18Wow.
07:19Every minute of every day is booked.
07:21When he eats, sleeps, plays his hand held.
07:24Not much of a life for them.
07:26They chose to have a family.
07:28You don't get to decide what your kid's going to be like.
07:31Nobody chooses this.
07:37It's funny.
07:39You're a normal kid, the parent works.
07:41You're a special kid that costs more,
07:43you quit and turned the backyard into a therapy circuit.
07:46Yes, if only you were handicapped.
07:48All the good times you could have had with Dad.
08:06Hi, Dr. House.
08:09Hello, girl, whose name I don't remember,
08:11but whose dad I treated,
08:13so I don't really know why she's here.
08:15Allie.
08:16Um, I think I caught what my dad has.
08:18The rhino thing.
08:21Right.
08:23Does that hurt?
08:25A little.
08:28It's in my chest, too.
08:29Of course it is.
08:39Kind of had access through the shirt.
08:43This will work.
08:48That was good.
08:51Exactly when did New Jersey
08:53run out of horny 17-year-old boys?
08:56About five weeks ago.
08:59It's been very lonely.
09:10The ventilation scam was normal.
09:13Time to send them home.
09:13Can't leave right now.
09:15Well, congratulations.
09:16You are the proud owner
09:17of your very own rhino thing.
09:19A rhino virus?
09:20You can't leave because she has a cold?
09:22Can't leave because Cuddy says I can't leave.
09:28All the tests are normal.
09:30Okay, don't start with me.
09:32We're backed up.
09:34I know this is hard for all of us,
09:35but thanks to Dr. Cuddy,
09:37I don't have an office,
09:37so I have to work here.
09:38What'd she do to your office?
09:40It's unusable.
09:42So whatever's bothering him,
09:43it wasn't his lungs.
09:44What about the kid's house?
09:45There was some pesticides and some alcohol,
09:47but the tax screen was negative.
09:48Which means there's nothing physically wrong
09:50with this kid.
09:51We already had that discussion.
09:52We get a fecal smear.
09:53Should we do this someplace else?
09:55No.
09:56Cuddy says I have to work here.
09:57No, I said you can work in your office.
10:00Or you had to work here.
10:02And since I can't work in my office...
10:04Is this your master plan?
10:06Disrupt hospital business until I replace your carpet?
10:10Devious.
10:11Saw it in a James Bond movie.
10:13Fecal smear!
10:14Talk to me!
10:15Get out of here.
10:16Put back my carpet?
10:17No.
10:18Get out of here.
10:19Fecal matter.
10:20Is there a sample we can look at?
10:21Parents have the smear kit,
10:23but the kid is constipated.
10:24Do what you want.
10:25Not replacing your carpet.
10:28Go up his rear and get a smear.
10:31Which reminds me, I gotta feel like a bagel.
10:37Carpets.
10:42Need a stool sample.
10:45I should probably wait until he's finished playing that level,
10:48huh?
10:49I actually think he's a bit better today.
10:52He seems more like his old self.
10:53It is possible that he was never sick.
10:55I guess we, uh, could have overreacted.
11:04Adam?
11:05Adam?
11:06Adam?
11:06Adam?
11:09Adam?
11:09Adam?
11:10Adam?
11:10Adam?
11:13So what makes fluid fill the lining of the kid's lungs?
11:17Why are we in here?
11:17Is this some sort of power play?
11:19Yeah.
11:20So you stuck your finger in the kid
11:22and gave him a pleural effusion.
11:24You ever consider getting a manicure?
11:27I took a stool sample after his lungs failed.
11:29Or do you really have a problem with the carpeting?
11:31Change sets you off?
11:32I said it was a power play.
11:34Someone answers yes to option A.
11:35You don't move on to option B.
11:37If there's a pleural effusion,
11:38we have to rule out how it failed you.
11:39Why now?
11:40Why a power play now?
11:42I smelled weakness.
11:43Get the kid an echocardiogram.
11:52That's funny.
11:54It says James Wilson.
11:56That's a strange typo.
11:58The fluid comes back in Exudate.
12:00Get him on broad-spectrum antibiotics.
12:04Thank you for coming.
12:05No problem.
12:07I thought you wouldn't mind sharing offices for a while.
12:09Well, you share stories, feelings, toys.
12:14You don't share offices.
12:16That is so nuts, then.
12:19It was a gift.
12:21Some doctors get those.
12:23So you want mornings or afternoons?
12:25You couldn't make Cuddy miserable,
12:26so you're gonna make me miserable
12:28so I can make Cuddy miserable on your behalf?
12:31Yeah.
12:31What makes you think I can make her miserable?
12:33You're good at that stuff.
12:35Oh, I'm nothing compared to you.
12:37Is there anything you'll throw out?
12:38That's a gift from an 11-year-old patient of mine.
12:40She and I both knew it was a piece of junk,
12:42and that's what made her laugh.
12:44So you gotta keep it until she...
12:46She already did.
12:58Adam, I need you to stay still, buddy.
13:01It's okay.
13:01It's okay.
13:02I got him.
13:05Here we go.
13:15What?
13:16What is it?
13:17Is his heart okay?
13:19No.
13:26Echo suggested a conduction abnormality.
13:28EKG confirmed it.
13:30Still doesn't explain the effusion.
13:32Clural fluid was an exudate.
13:34We should be looking for something
13:35that explains both the heart and lung problems.
13:37An infection, parasite, cancer.
13:40Microbiology showed no organisms in the fluid,
13:42so forget infection.
13:44It's not a power play.
13:47Doing a differential in the clinic makes sense.
13:50Piss Cuddy off.
13:51Same thing with Wilson's office.
13:52Works indirectly.
13:53But now we are in office space
13:56because you don't want to be in your own office,
13:58which means this has nothing to do with Cuddy.
14:01You really are obsessed with your carpets.
14:03Which means...
14:04What are you doing here?
14:06I have this room booked from 2 to 3.
14:09Oh, 2 East Coast time.
14:13I thought you meant Pacific.
14:14Which is stupid on me, I guess.
14:19What about parasites?
14:21Stool sample is negative.
14:22It's 2 o'clock.
14:24Oh, well, we should go then.
14:26It just leaves cancer.
14:28Get a lung biopsy.
14:29Well, it took a half an hour
14:31to get the mask on the kid for the lung scan.
14:32Oh, I'm sorry.
14:33Was there somewhere you needed to be?
14:39House.
14:41Can we talk?
14:47Carpet?
14:48Never.
14:49Nothing to talk about.
14:50Your girlfriend called the clinic 15 times looking for you today.
14:54Huh.
14:55A lot to discuss.
14:56China patterns.
14:56House.
14:57She's a stalker.
14:58Right.
14:59Couldn't be that she finds me interesting, attractive.
15:01It has to be that she's insane.
15:03She's called you 15 times.
15:04Your mother's not that interested in you.
15:06Well, maybe I'd be better adjusted if she was.
15:08I'm notifying security.
15:09It's just about the carpet.
15:10You think I'll back off if you block all my fun?
15:12You better not be having fun.
15:13I'm having fun.
15:14Not having sex.
15:15She's dangerous.
15:16She's not dangerous.
15:17She's pretty.
15:18She's pretty.
15:18Men are stupid.
15:19I'm with you so far.
15:21I'm notifying security.
15:23Give her a break.
15:24She's not dangerous.
15:25She's insightful.
15:28You can't stop our love!
15:37Hey, you got a minute?
15:38Yeah.
15:39We have a 10-year-old with pleural effusion and conduction abnormality, but no heart failure.
15:43Is there a protein in the pleural fluid?
15:45Yeah.
15:46That's why we're thinking cancer.
15:47Non-Hodgkin's probably.
15:48So we want to do a lung biopsy.
15:50Lung biopsies usually come back negative, so biopsy a lymph node under the arm.
15:54It's probably something an oncologist should do, right?
15:57There's nothing real tricky to it.
15:58It's a biopsy.
15:59Still.
15:59It's just to be safe.
16:01You mind?
16:09For the love of God, can't somebody shut that kid up?
16:14People are trying to work around him.
16:16Why don't you show him a teddy bear or something?
16:18Who are you?
16:19Somebody you'll never send a gift to.
16:21This is Dr. House.
16:22Your son's doctor.
16:23High test, please.
16:26Hey, hey, hey, hey!
16:27Hey!
16:28Hey!
16:29Hey!
16:30Hey!
16:31Hey!
16:31Out of Vicodin?
16:34What are you doing?
16:36Eating the red berries.
17:05He trusted you.
17:08No, that wasn't trust.
17:10That was self-preservation.
17:11No, that was huge.
17:14It was like a conversation.
17:16A monkey...
17:18A monkey's afraid to eat the red berries until he sees another monkey eat them.
17:23Monkey see, monkey do.
17:25That's all it was.
17:27Your kid's still just as messed up as when he admitted him.
17:43That was sensitive.
17:45You have pretty hair.
17:49Hope, as all those parents have going for them.
17:52Well, hope is what's making them miserable.
17:54What they should do is get a cocker spaniel.
17:58Dog would look him in the eye.
18:00Wag his tail when he's happy.
18:02Blink their face.
18:02Show him love.
18:03Is it so wrong for them to want to have a normal child?
18:06It's normal to want to be normal.
18:08Spoken like a true circle queen.
18:11See, skinny, socially privileged white people get to draw this neat little circle.
18:16Everyone inside the circle is normal.
18:19Everyone outside the circle should be beaten, broken, and reset so they can be brought into the circle.
18:25Failing that, they should be institutionalized.
18:28Worse, pitied.
18:29So, it's wrong to feel sorry for this little boy?
18:32Why would you feel sorry for someone who gets to opt out of the inane, courteous formalities,
18:36which are utterly meaningless, insincere, and therefore degrading?
18:40This kid doesn't have to pretend to be interested in your back pain or your excretions or your grandma's itchy
18:45place.
18:46Can you imagine how liberating it would be to live a life free of all the mind-numbing social niceties?
18:53I don't pity this kid.
18:55I envy him.
18:58Uh, no cancer.
19:01Because these aren't lymph cells.
19:03Then what are they?
19:06Liver cells?
19:15Wow.
19:16Liver cells under his arm.
19:20I wonder what he's got where his liver's supposed to be.
19:36Anyone got a clue how liver cells got into the kid's armpit?
19:44Make yourself at home.
19:48So, you think maybe Grey's Anatomy got it all wrong?
19:51Lymph system circulates fluid, not organ cells.
19:53Cancer cells break into the lymphatic system all the time.
19:56We're not talking about cancer cells.
19:57What's the difference between cancer cells and liver cells?
20:00Why can one pass through walls, but the other can't?
20:02Cancer cells are damaged.
20:03Let's them grow into blood vessels, go wherever they want.
20:05So if the liver cells are damaged...
20:07Liver isn't damaged.
20:08The tests were normal.
20:09So if the liver cells are damaged,
20:11it's theoretically possible to pass into the lymphatic system.
20:14Liver failure could also explain pleural effusion, even the heart issues.
20:18Liver cells are fine.
20:19He was immunized for hep A and B.
20:20And do you really think this kid is having unprotected sex or sharing needles?
20:24Hmm.
20:25Daddy does seem the type to use a rubber.
20:28So it's not viral.
20:30It just leaves a lot of boozerosis.
20:33Our 10-year-old boy does not have a drinking problem or cirrhosis.
20:37House, when we echoed his heart, we got a piece of his liver.
20:39There was no scarring.
20:40Cirrhosis explains the symptoms.
20:41Heart problems, lungs.
20:42Look up cirrhosis in the dictionary.
20:44It means scarring.
20:45Parents aren't doing old dosing this kid.
20:47How would you know that?
20:49Kid can't talk.
20:49Why'd you think I took this case?
20:51He's not going to give away the ending.
20:53They quit their jobs for him.
20:54Yes.
20:55They are everything you'd want in a parent.
20:58Unfortunately, their kid is nothing you'd want.
21:01When a baby is born, it's perfect.
21:03Little fingers, little toes.
21:06Plump, perfect pink.
21:08And brimming with unbridled potential.
21:11Then it's downhill.
21:12Some hills steeper than others.
21:15Parents get off on their kids' accomplishments.
21:17Stand over and relax.
21:20Cute.
21:21They'll annoy you with trophy rooms and report cards.
21:24Hell, they'll even show you a purple cow and tell you what a keen eye for color their kid has.
21:37But this kid, he doesn't smile, he doesn't hug them, he doesn't laugh.
21:42These parents get nothing but the right to brag that their kid picked orange juice out of the lineup.
21:46So you figure they slip the kid at Mickey so they don't have to deal.
21:50Do a biopsy to confirm cirrhosis.
21:52Don't try and pawn it off on Wilson.
21:54He's going to be busy with Cuddy.
22:01My parents love me unconditionally.
22:03Get out of here.
22:08Don't you think the restraining order is a little much?
22:11He's not actually going to have sex with a 17-year-old patient.
22:14I didn't think he was going to ask me to dig a bloodstained carpet out of a dumpster either.
22:18It might be easier in the long run.
22:22Are we stopping here so House doesn't mind us?
22:27Unless you want to make out.
22:30You want me to surrender to House's coup?
22:32No, no.
22:33You proactively give him what he wants.
22:38I defeat him by surrendering to him.
22:40He'll never see it coming.
22:42Look, I'll pay for it myself.
22:43What is it, a thousand bucks to carpet a room?
22:46Actually, it's $400.
22:47Oh.
22:47Not doing it.
22:55Liver biopsy?
22:57They're doing it now.
22:58How's it going?
22:59Like a biopsy.
23:01Needles, cells, screaming.
23:03What'd you find in the stool sample?
23:05You were too busy bothering Cuddy.
23:08As discussed, it was negative for parasites.
23:10Can we get out of here?
23:11I didn't ask what you didn't find.
23:12I asked what you did find in the stool sample.
23:15Stool?
23:16Then traces of iron, zinc, calcium, carbonate.
23:19Can we leave?
23:20What's the matter?
23:21You're afraid of the man.
23:23Yeah.
23:24Uh-oh.
23:26Too late.
23:29Leave my stuff alone.
23:31We'll be meeting with a Guggenheim in 15 minutes.
23:33Worrying that.
23:34I'm going to count to three, and then I'm going to fire you.
23:38One.
23:38Calcium carbonate.
23:39That's an antidyarrheal, right?
23:41Two.
23:42Think that's significant?
23:43Think hard poops is significant?
23:46Two and a half.
23:48Never threaten unless you're ready to deliver.
23:51Makes you look weak.
23:52Thank God you don't have children.
23:57Dr. Cuddy.
24:01Take a message.
24:04Your patient is being rushed to cardiac ICU.
24:08Wow.
24:09That's like the one thing that would get me out of here.
24:13I'm sorry, you can't come in here.
24:15What's going on?
24:17One, two, three.
24:21He's in fee-fee.
24:25Charge.
24:27Clear.
24:29Charging.
24:30Clear.
24:30Charging.
24:32Clear.
24:33Charging.
24:34Clear.
24:47He's stable for the moment.
24:49First degree atrial ventricular block.
24:51Okay.
24:52What else do we know?
24:53His liver's damaged.
24:55Pleural effusion compromises lung function.
24:57Biopsy was negative for cirrhosis.
24:59Parents didn't poison their son.
25:02It's not his liver, his heart, or his lungs.
25:06It's the calcium carbonate in his stool.
25:08Kid was constipated.
25:09Parents probably just overdid it.
25:11Or they didn't do it at all.
25:13Calcium carbonate's also what's in chalk.
25:15So we ate some chalk.
25:17It isn't toxic.
25:18Sure it didn't cause a pleural effusion.
25:19Forget the chalk.
25:20You just said it was about the chalk.
25:22Yes, and then I said forget the chalk.
25:24He must be very confused.
25:25This kid's got pica.
25:27Take him to a buffet.
25:28He's gonna eat the table.
25:29Old lead paint.
25:30Love of lead in the blood was normal.
25:32His tox cream was clean.
25:33We're not looking for typical poisons.
25:35We're looking for anything that he can put in his mouth.
25:37Matches, spiders, bricks.
25:39Pressure-treated wood used to contain arsenic.
25:41Even better.
25:43Hansel gets samples of the gingerbread house.
25:45Bag everything.
25:56Hey.
26:01You could get into a lot of trouble being here.
26:04I wanted to see you.
26:06Yeah, I got that.
26:08So did everyone else.
26:10They think you're a stalker.
26:12One could argue those people might be jealous of your attention.
26:15Yes, I actually made that argument.
26:19Are you going home?
26:21What's the plan?
26:23In Iceland, the age of consent is 14.
26:27I'm surprised that tourism isn't a bigger industry up there.
26:31So today I'm jailbait.
26:33But in 22 weeks, anybody can do anything to me.
26:39Will I be so different in 22 weeks?
26:4322 weeks is enough for an embryo to grow arms and legs.
26:46It's just a line.
26:48An arbitrary line drawn by a bunch of saddled men in robes.
26:52Yeah.
26:52Who cares what judges think?
26:56I didn't think of you as a guy who followed rules just because they were rules.
27:04You are over 10 years younger than me.
27:10I said over.
27:14Gotta go.
27:15House.
27:17Dr. Cuddy, do you happen to know the way to the Icelandic consulate?
27:21This young woman, a stranger to me, was just asking directions.
27:25Security was going to call the police.
27:27I don't want to do that to you.
27:29Go home.
27:29She needed a ride.
27:31She got here on her own.
27:32She can get home on her own.
27:35Now.
27:37If I see you on hospital grounds again, I will call the police.
27:55After that look, I'm feeling a little frisky.
27:58It looks like you're up.
27:59I'm ovulating.
28:00Let's go.
28:03The frisky, it went away.
28:05House, this isn't a game.
28:12If I leave her alone, can I have my carpet back?
28:15No.
28:17If I forget about my carpet, can I have her?
28:20No.
28:33If I forget about my carpet, can I have her?
28:46Jimson weed.
28:47I found a small patch of it in his backyard.
28:50Jimson weed contains atropine, poor man's acid.
28:53Our kid's been tripping on Lucy in the sky with cubies of conium.
28:57Explains the pleural effusion, the heart arrhythmias.
28:59Meeting here will do nothing to upset Cuddy.
29:01I'm not trying to upset Cuddy.
29:03I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with the patient.
29:05Continue.
29:06I'm done.
29:07Jimson weed doesn't explain the screaming.
29:09You've obviously never had a bad trip.
29:11I would have thought you'd try to accomplish two goals at once.
29:13Why can't you be more like the other age-inappropriate girls who have a thing for me?
29:17Just accept me for me.
29:20Continue.
29:21Treatment for Jimson weed OD is physostigmine.
29:25Kid's got heart issues.
29:26Two don't mix.
29:27We better make sure that's what he's got.
29:28Surround from the lab in Patterson is three days minimum.
29:31You want to survive three days.
29:34What time does he wake up?
29:357.35 a.m.
29:37Then what?
29:38Walk me through it.
29:397.40, 7.50, goes to the toilet, washes his face.
29:42What does this matter?
29:43I'm trying to prove he ate the plant.
29:44His schedule has nothing to do with Jimson weed.
29:46There are two possibilities.
29:48Either the parents saw him eat the plant,
29:49or the kid has unsupervised time
29:51and eats plants instead of playing with blocks.
29:54Even if you find 15 minutes of free time outside
29:56doesn't mean he's spent it eating a bush.
29:58So what do we do?
29:59Nothing.
29:59Wait for the kid to tell us.
30:01What?
30:06Where are you going?
30:08Talk to him.
30:20Ever see your son eat a bush?
30:23I haven't.
30:24I've only ever seen him eat one to Adam.
30:26You ate something at your house.
30:27Something that made you sick.
30:29I need you to show me what you ate.
30:31I can't answer you.
30:33Neither can you.
30:36This is your backyard.
30:39You may know it as Mel's diner.
30:41This is your sandbox, your jungle gym.
30:44And under it is this.
30:49I need to know if you ate this, Adam.
30:52He doesn't know what you want.
30:55Adam, you have to tell me.
30:57Because if you don't...
31:02It'll be game over.
31:04You'll be dead.
31:05What the hell are you doing?
31:07Show me what you ate.
31:09Adam, show me what you ate.
31:33Adam?
31:34Honey?
31:35Adam?
31:36Adam?
31:46Come on in, brothers and sisters.
31:49Welcome to the house of the Lord.
31:51House?
31:51Come on.
31:52A chapel?
31:53We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom.
31:57Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child's eyeball rolled back into his head?
32:04It's consistent with Jimson weed poisoning, ocular paralysis.
32:07I'm sorry.
32:08The wicked shall deceive you because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots.
32:12His ocular muscle didn't paralyze, it pirouetted.
32:15MS.
32:16It is easier for a wise man to gain access to him.
32:19Will you stop doing that?
32:20Just say not MS.
32:22It struck late in the brine.
32:24You'll be seeing other symptoms besides a single eye misalignment, like a coma.
32:28You've already testified.
32:29It's a tumor.
32:31And all the imaging just missed it?
32:33It's a microtumor.
32:34It started in his lung, which caused a pleural effusion.
32:37Then it metastasized to his liver, which made his slough cells.
32:40And then it went to his brain, behind the eye, which caused it to roll back into his head.
32:44So he has three tumors and we missed all of them.
32:48What's the opposite of a miracle?
32:49I have a better chance of finding it now that I know exactly where to look.
32:54So, unless you have a better idea, I'm going to go CT his head.
32:58And then if, if I have to, remove his eye.
33:05You remove this kid's eye, he's only going to be half as good at not making eye contact.
33:35You're ugly when you're jealous.
33:37You're ugly when you're jealous.
33:38House last night came on to me.
33:41She's even more perfect than I thought.
33:43House.
33:44She's sick.
33:45You say sick, I say freestyling.
33:48The girl will have sex with an invertebrate.
33:50Come on, you're not that bad.
33:53She has a problem.
33:55You're not doing her any favors by indulging her.
33:57Why would you lie like this?
33:58Do you not have room in your heart for love?
34:00You don't believe me.
34:02I didn't believe the kids when they said that Susie was sleeping with Johnny.
34:05I didn't believe them then, I don't believe them now.
34:06I don't care that Susie married Johnny.
34:08He's mine.
34:10She has a mole on her right breast, just below the nipple.
34:13No, she doesn't.
34:15You've seen her breasts?
34:16It was a medical exam.
34:17I was listening to her heart.
34:19It went, Greg house, Greg house, Greg house.
34:23Fine, I'm lying.
34:25But she did come back.
34:27She's locked up in my office.
34:29I was hoping you could talk to her, put an end to this.
34:48But listen to me.
34:51Don't you have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed with me?
34:56Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in a jail.
35:00You're only saying that to make me go.
35:03I'm saying it because it's true.
35:08Inside of us, we both know that you belong with Victor.
35:13Is there Victor in your class?
35:19If you're not with someone your age, you'll regret it.
35:24Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon.
35:26And for the rest of your life.
35:30What about us?
35:32We'll always have Fresno.
35:37I'm good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of two little
35:41people don't amount to a hail of beans in this crazy world.
35:46Someday you'll understand that.
35:51Now, now, here's looking at you.
36:02Damn.
36:04Was there an earthquake when you were in Fresno?
36:07What?
36:09I ask all my girlfriends that.
36:10Um, yeah, a little one.
36:17Damn.
36:18What?
36:19What?
36:20What is it?
36:21It's not love.
36:23You have spore in your brain.
36:26Coccidioides imidus.
36:28California's full of them.
36:29They get an earthquake.
36:30You get released into the air.
36:31You breathe it in.
36:31You get a cold.
36:33It turns into sinus congestion, aches, weakness, milky tears, and sometimes loss of inhibition
36:41and judgment.
36:43Damn.
36:45So, loving you, wanting to have sex with you, is all just the spore stopping?
36:58You'll probably live.
37:03Damn.
37:06Damn.
37:06Damn.
37:08Damn.
37:11Damn.
37:14Damn.
37:16Damn.
37:28Hey.
37:30Don't touch his eye.
37:32This is an appendectomy.
37:37Like I said, don't touch his eye.
37:43Why isn't he in surgery?
37:45Some emergency bump, and we've got another room in ten minutes.
37:47You're not taking him in.
37:49Kill the lights.
37:53I'm seeing him all the time.
37:56What are you looking for?
37:57He's telling us what he's seeing.
37:59He's telling us exactly what was wrong with him.
38:01Drawing them for us over and over again.
38:04Nobody knew how to speak autistic.
38:07I asked him what he ate.
38:08He even told me that.
38:09What are you talking about?
38:10What was he seeing?
38:14Hello, my buddies.
38:16It's not a tumor, Foreman.
38:18It's worms swimming in his eye.
38:22Animal makes potty in the sandbox.
38:25Boy, he plays in the sandbox.
38:26Boy, he eats the sand.
38:28You can probably tell where this is going by now.
38:30The stool samples were negative for parasites.
38:32Raccoon roundworms are not excreted by their human host.
38:35Cameron tested the sand.
38:36All of it.
38:38Worms spread from his gut to the rest of his body.
38:41They attack his lungs.
38:42That's what made him scream and cause the effusion.
38:44Invade his liver, sending dead liver cells coursing through his system.
38:48They attack his eye and the muscles surrounding it,
38:50making his eyeball do a backflip.
38:54Laser photocoagulation to fix the eye
38:56and a high dose of benzobitazole to kill the worms.
38:58Wait a minute.
39:00That's it?
39:01He's going to be okay?
39:03Good news.
39:05He's going to be with you for a long, long time.
39:15I'm going to read you something.
39:18Asperger's syndrome is a mild and rare form of autism.
39:21It is typically characterized by difficulty establishing friendships and playing with peers,
39:26trouble accepting conventional social rules,
39:28and they dislike any change in setting or routine or broadloom.
39:34It doesn't say that last part, but you get my point.
39:36House doesn't have Asperger's.
39:38The diagnosis is much simpler.
39:40He's a jerk.
39:41Why do you think he took this case?
39:43Because he believes these parents?
39:44Because he wants to help a young boy?
39:47He sees himself in this kid,
39:49and he's trying to help himself.
39:54He doesn't want this.
39:56He needs it.
40:13You're not autistic.
40:14You don't even have Asperger's.
40:16You wish you did.
40:17I would exempt you from the rules,
40:20give you freedom,
40:21absolve you of responsibility,
40:23let you date 17-year-olds.
40:25But most important,
40:26it would mean that you're not just a jerk.
40:29At what point does a person endlessly lecturing someone make him a jerk?
40:41First tongue kiss,
40:43an eight on the happiness scale.
40:48Child being snatched back from the brink of death.
40:51It's a ten.
40:56They're clocking in at a very tepid 6.5.
41:00Because they know what they have to go back to.
41:09Listen.
41:13Thanks.
41:15You saved his life.
41:18Yeah, I know.
41:19See ya.
41:22You saved his life.
42:14I'm so glad.
42:28That was a ten.
42:36That was a ten.
42:51All change is bad.
42:54It's not true, you know.
42:58I don't want to go alone.
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