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Mama June: From Not to Hot - Season 8 - Episode 04: Out June the Junebug
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00:00Previously on Mama Jean.
00:01Have you decided whether you want to do the bridal shower or not?
00:04I'm not going to go.
00:05But I mean, y'all are teachers, that's why you should go.
00:07I went months without talking to Jessie
00:09after she ran to Josh about my dating life.
00:11Let me hear what you got to say.
00:13I'm sorry.
00:14I am glad that she apologized, but really,
00:16I wish you would have done it sooner.
00:18Good thing we made up, because Jessie's house caught on fire.
00:22What?
00:22They think it's arson.
00:23What are y'all going to do about the bridal shower
00:25that y'all have planned?
00:26We were wondering if maybe we could do it at your house.
00:28Yes, you can have it here, Jessie.
00:31But now, bam, for Darren.
00:32Josh and Darren may finally come face to face.
00:35I'm sure she invited Josh.
00:37Yeah, but I want you to be here.
00:38Darren's my boyfriend, and I want him to be involved
00:40in, like, family things.
00:42So no, I'm not asking him to leave this time.
00:44We were calling because we have a changing venue
00:46for our bridal shower.
00:48It's going to be at Pumpkins.
00:50The thought of seeing both of them together is a nightmare.
00:55I'm just going to tell everybody to leave the drama at home.
00:57What if I can't?
00:58Showers started off great.
01:00The party has arrived!
01:02Then Hurricane Mama rolled right in.
01:04Y'all said cowgirl and boho.
01:07We never said cowgirl.
01:08Where do you get that from?
01:09All she's done is cuss, run her mouth.
01:11Am I going to change?
01:12Hell no.
01:14To make matters even worse, Josh actually showed up.
01:17Josh is here.
01:18I just hope he stays cordial and keeps
01:21his anger under control.
01:23Coming here might be a mistake.
01:37What the is Josh doing here?
01:41What the is Josh doing here?
01:44Josh is here.
01:48What?
01:50Hey Josh.
01:52Seeing Pumpkin and Darren together really makes my damn skin crawl.
01:56And I just...
01:57My blood pressure is going through the roof.
01:59I can feel my head back to explode.
02:01I just want to...
02:03You know?
02:05What's up buddy?
02:05What's up buddy?
02:05Baby, shut up.
02:08Is that my daddy?
02:10This is the first time that Josh and Darren are really meeting face to face since me and
02:14him got together, but this is a day to celebrate Jessica and Cheyenne, so at least just do that.
02:23Congratulations on your big day.
02:29Listen, I gotta go, bye-bye.
02:31Give me love.
02:32Mwah.
02:34I'm not gonna hang out.
02:35I'm gonna let y'all do it.
02:36All righty.
02:37Get to it.
02:38What's up brother?
02:38You all right?
02:39Oh yeah.
02:41Just call me later.
02:42All righty.
02:43All righty.
02:44I come today because I wanted to see Cheyenne and Jessica happy, but if I could offer him
02:49any marital advice, it would be to stay the hell away from June as far as possible.
02:56Damn, you're bestie for the rest of you.
02:58You don't want to sit beside you and hang out?
02:59June, shut up.
03:01Hey, hey, Darren, Darren, June.
03:04This is our day, not yours.
03:14I think it wasn't as good as it could have.
03:17He did at least show up, acknowledged everybody, and then...
03:21That's cordial.
03:22I don't know if he acknowledged everybody, but...
03:24You don't think he acknowledged it?
03:26He said hey to Justin.
03:27He didn't say hey, buddy, to me.
03:30Yes, I think...
03:31We're getting somewhere.
03:31We're trying.
03:31For the very first time, it was pretty good.
03:34It's a very eventful bridal shower.
03:37Well, y'all want to play some games?
03:39Yeah!
03:41Ooh, games.
03:41Yes.
03:42Yeah, who doesn't like games?
03:43Every time we say moist, y'all two have to kiss.
03:46So, moist.
03:49Moist.
03:50Why ain't y'all kissing?
03:51Kiss.
03:52Damn, y'all must not like each other.
03:53Y'all don't get married?
03:54Hey, shut your mom up.
03:55I don't want to do games.
03:58We can play pin the cooch on the donkey or something like that.
04:02What in the ?
04:03Momma.
04:04We can, like, draw cooch pictures instead of...
04:06No, Gina.
04:08Oh, the cooch on the donkey.
04:12Oh, my God.
04:13Shut the up.
04:14What the hell do you want to do to sit here and say kumbaya?
04:16Momma, for one, this is my day and you keep interrupting it, okay?
04:20I want to be in charge of what I do.
04:23Trina being a winner does not know how to throw a party.
04:25I mean, it's kind of boring.
04:26I don't want her to sit here.
04:28But when my surprise comes, ain't nobody going to be sitting there.
04:31They're just going to be having fun, including Trina.
04:34Who is that?
04:35She's back here.
04:37Oh, that's my surprise.
04:39What is it?
04:40What is that?
04:41Just wait.
04:43Is that our water slide, June?
04:44What is that?
04:46Is that a cow?
04:47It's a mechanical bull.
04:55June, when you came up here, it was all,
04:57yee-haw, let's do this cowboy stuff.
04:59So come on now.
05:00I got it for you.
05:02Go ahead, June.
05:04Bring your bull.
05:04You know, it's just your grasp at attention.
05:07She just wants to hijack the shower, make it all about her,
05:10giving no thought to the girls.
05:12She's just ridiculous.
05:14Look, y'all, the bull is ready.
05:15Y'all are a boring ass damn crowd.
05:17That's all I got to say.
05:18You and you can go first and then Trina.
05:21Yee-haw.
05:23Woo!
05:23Scared me.
05:24JSC!
05:25JSC!
05:26JSC!
05:27JSC!
05:28JSC!
05:29JSC!
05:30JSC!
05:31Oh, good job.
05:33OK, it's all right to go.
05:35Show her how it's done.
05:36Let's see who rides two with the best.
05:38June.
05:38The bull was not for me.
05:40Yeah, that's right.
05:43Throw her ass off, babe.
05:44Make her go faster.
05:45One time, one time.
05:46Make her go faster!
05:47Yes!
05:47I don't want her!
05:49I don't want her!
05:56Yeah, look at you.
05:58Oh, it's really, it's really.
06:00She didn't go very far.
06:04Go sunshine man!
06:07Go a little bit faster!
06:12Say, go bobees!
06:14Woo!
06:15Go bees, bobees!
06:19I'm a cowboy.
06:22I'm a cowboy.
06:22Go, Ellie!
06:23Give it hell!
06:24Squeeze your legs!
06:25Squeeze your legs!
06:26Oh my god.
06:27I'm seven or two.
06:29Oh my god.
06:29I'm scared, I'm scared.
06:30I want to get out.
06:31Well, get out!
06:32I think Bill's going to be a cowboy.
06:34I ain't going to be a cowgirl, though.
06:37Come on, Derek!
06:38Come on, Derek!
06:39I got this.
06:41Spranky motivation!
06:44There you go, girl.
06:47Yeah, y'all ain't much of a crowd.
06:52Hey, see, look, this is a good idea, Trina.
06:55It looks like people are having fun.
06:56See, Trina, this is how you throw a party.
06:59You're welcome.
07:00June, when I'm done, it's your turn.
07:02The it ain't.
07:03June is all mouth, no show.
07:05So let me show you how a real mama rides.
07:08Get your ass up there and show us how to ride it.
07:10If you're such a yee-haw mama, baby,
07:14it'll loosen you up a little bit.
07:17You're going too slow for her.
07:18Yeah.
07:20You know, if I fall, I might break a hip.
07:23Faster, faster!
07:25What?
07:28And that's how a real mama rides.
07:30Let's see if you can beat that, June.
07:32Oh!
07:34June, get your feet up!
07:35Yeah, it's right there.
07:38Hell no, I'm not busy on this bull,
07:39but with seeing Trina acting like crazy on this bull,
07:42like she rides them every night, is enough for me.
07:45I know I've spent my money very well.
07:49Let's ask Trina.
07:49What do you think?
07:50I'm glad she just paid for something for an hour.
07:54June may have brought that mechanical bull,
07:56but I rode it.
07:57So we know who the badass is on there.
08:00I will say, you know, you're still kind of new here,
08:02but my mom usually has ideas.
08:04Yeah.
08:04But that's mechanical bull.
08:06Oh, I did like that.
08:07Pretty good, pretty good.
08:08That was pretty fun.
08:09But you didn't stay on long.
08:11Yeah.
08:12Well, we haven't done gifts.
08:14Y'all want to do y'all's gifts?
08:15Yeah!
08:17Hey, girly pop.
08:19Hey!
08:19Look, I got everybody here.
08:21So, Lonnie, they're going to open up your gift first.
08:24Okay.
08:25She's just been so busy with becoming the best nurse ever,
08:28that she couldn't just take time off and come to the bridal shower.
08:31And I know that she's going to be super excited to see Jessie's reaction to her gift,
08:35because it's literally the best.
08:38Here's girly pop.
08:39She's ready for you to open your gift.
08:41There we go.
08:42Good.
08:43Okay.
08:44Okay, come on.
08:45Girly pop has got to go to class.
08:47One, two, three.
08:49Oh.
08:50Oh!
08:51Oh, she's actually cute!
08:53Oh, Lana made her a little candy thing.
08:56Every fat kid's dream.
08:57Hey!
08:58Thanks, Lonnie.
09:00I think the gift I got for Jessie is perfect for her.
09:04It's a candy cake, and Jessie loves candy.
09:08Jessie loves snacking on some candy.
09:10When she's in the bed, when she's on the road, anywhere she's at, she's a candy fanatic.
09:14What could have been better?
09:16Congrats.
09:17Love everybody.
09:18Love you too, Lonnie.
09:19Love you too.
09:21Who are these from?
09:22Wait a minute.
09:22Uh, your mama.
09:24What is this?
09:24What?
09:25Yeah, I'm going to be a freak freak tonight.
09:28What's that, Jessie?
09:29I didn't see it.
09:29Yeah, what is that, Jessie?
09:30Let me see it.
09:32Cheyenne is embarrassed as I don't know.
09:34Don't be embarrassed, baby girl.
09:36We don't need to look at that right now.
09:38Crap.
09:39What you got going on?
09:42It's the octopus.
09:44Not the octopus.
09:45He's got the Rollins and the damn ass band of that .
09:48I always say.
09:49Hey, dual action.
09:53It's rechargeable.
09:53You have to charge it up.
09:54I have one.
09:55See, she's like, so look, you're like this, y'all.
09:57Let's go, let's go.
09:58No, no, no, G, put it up.
10:00Try to put it up, G-Box.
10:02Your mother is so embarrassing.
10:03I mean, she could have got us something like a toaster or some towels.
10:07I mean, because you can't make waffles with a vibrator.
10:13So I'm not a prude, but does June really have to be waving the sex toy around in front of
10:18her daughter
10:18and everybody else is there?
10:20I mean, seriously.
10:22Like, is there no coots?
10:23You need attention that bad.
10:26Come here a minute.
10:28What you want, Junebug?
10:29Everything did turn out good.
10:32I mean, yeah, I got caught in on my dress.
10:36Mama, because you're like a child.
10:41Well, that's the best I could do.
10:42Sometimes you go a little overboard.
10:44Are y'all doing good or whatever?
10:45I mean, Pumpkin did tell me that y'all had a little fire at your house.
10:48Got a little too close.
10:49Y'all wasn't there, but...
10:51Couldn't even stand in our house ready to get the animals and everything.
10:55I don't know.
10:56It's just a lot.
10:57All that's burnt.
10:59Here's the back side of the house.
11:00All that burnt.
11:02Why didn't you call and say, hey, what's going on?
11:03Mama, because it's stressing me out.
11:05And then sometimes you stress me out more than I need to be stressed out.
11:08So I just handed it on my own.
11:11Where y'all staying at?
11:12We're staying at a hotel right now.
11:15I don't know why Jessica didn't call me when, you know, the house fire happened.
11:19But no, she couldn't pick up a little telly and say,
11:22Mama, I need somewhere to stay.
11:24I got to go to a hotel room.
11:27Wasting money.
11:29There's a lot we need to figure out.
11:31I mean, it came at the worst time.
11:33We were trying to plan this bridal shadow of our house,
11:35and then everything just came crashing down.
11:37Well, that's how life does.
11:38I don't want to talk about this anymore.
11:39I don't want to talk about the fire.
11:40I have people here.
11:41I don't want everybody knowing what's going on and why we moved it.
11:43So let's just drop it for right now and go over here with everybody.
11:46Okay, well, come on.
11:48All right, I'd like to thank everybody for coming,
11:51for supporting these two.
11:53And I love the way that they love each other.
11:55And I love having Jessie in the family.
12:00And we just want to thank y'all.
12:02Tell y'all thank you.
12:03We love y'all, most of you.
12:11Okay, now that you're done with yours, I'll do mine.
12:14I don't think she was done yet.
12:16And here's the star of the show, right?
12:17No.
12:19Jessica is the star of the show today.
12:21And Cheyenne.
12:22I do want to say thank y'all and also Jessica for coming out to be who Jessica,
12:26we all knew who Jessica was.
12:29I'm very proud that, you know, you have came out into who you are
12:32and been able to love who you want to love.
12:34Because for a long time, we all knew that you like to be like a lot of .
12:39But now you're able to be there and do what you want to do and be your own self
12:44and who we always knew you could be.
12:46Don't know why you were scared, Jessica, to come out and say,
12:48hey, I'd like to lick a lot of .
12:50But I know that Jessica and Cheyenne are going through some stuff
12:52that, like, they just don't want everybody to know about.
12:58As most of y'all do not know, that they had a house fire.
13:03But with that being said, they have been staying at the hotel.
13:07Jessica, I decided I think y'all need to come stay with me
13:10because I've got two extra rooms.
13:17Coming up on Mama Jean.
13:19Let me tell you about the damn bridal shower.
13:21Josh showed up.
13:22It's a little strange to me because he hasn't even really talked to me.
13:25She's going to walk right into her plan.
13:28This whole out June and the Junebug plan is great.
13:31What?
13:32Yeah, yeah.
13:32I don't know what she's going to say.
13:34I don't know what's fixing to come out of her mouth.
13:35Rip the bandaid off, I guess.
13:37I have not moved on like you have.
13:38You made a whole other family.
13:47As most of y'all do not know, that they had a house fire.
13:51Jessica, I decided I think y'all need to come stay with me
13:54because I've got two extra rooms.
13:58I'm not taking no for an answer.
14:00Like, y'all are coming to move with me.
14:01Y'all are saving money on hotels.
14:03Y'all and KDP can have the upstairs.
14:05At least they'll be there for Sunday dinners.
14:09Considering your wedding present.
14:11I can go stay with my mom.
14:12Well, why haven't you?
14:18I offered the best mother's gift.
14:21A big, nice, cozy house to be able to come live with me
14:24so you can suck a train off.
14:25Bye, guys.
14:27So get your bags packed.
14:29You weren't going to tell me about your mama?
14:31She was asking about how things were going.
14:33I didn't know she was going to invite us to come stay with her.
14:35No, we're not staying with your mom.
14:37You know, let's not talk about this right now.
14:38I'm already too hot.
14:39We'll talk about it later.
14:40No, but I'm telling you we're not staying with your mom.
14:41We'll just talk about it later, it's too hot.
14:43In the hotel room.
14:44Okay.
14:51Did you sleep okay, Bookie Bean?
14:53I slept great.
14:54This thing was just too much.
14:56Are we going to talk about your mom telling everybody
15:00that we're moving in with her?
15:01What, we're moving into Tuesday house?
15:03Hell no.
15:04I didn't know that she was going to stand up for everybody.
15:06Be like, well, Jessie and Cheyenne are staying at our house now.
15:11Trying to be mother of the year.
15:13Hopefully, we're back in the house sooner or later,
15:15so we don't have to worry about this whole thing.
15:17Do you really want to go back to the house somebody tried to burn down?
15:20No, I don't want to.
15:22Okay, I don't either.
15:23They did give me a number and told me to call for updates.
15:26Well, then call it.
15:30Fire department, how can I help you?
15:32Um, yes, I was calling about a house fire that we had a few days ago.
15:38My name is Jessica Shannon.
15:41Um, at this point, we can roll out the possible arson.
15:47We're still actively reviewing your case.
15:52Alrighty, thank you so much.
15:54Just keep us updated.
15:56We will do.
15:57All right.
15:58Have a nice day.
15:58You too.
16:01And it's still crazy to me that somebody purposely tried to burn down our house,
16:04and they don't even know who it is.
16:06And they could never find out who.
16:08The good news is that our house didn't burn down.
16:10We still have everything.
16:11But everything smells like smoke now.
16:13Well, it's only been two days, boo, so they can still find the culprit of who did it.
16:16Mm, hopefully they do.
16:17It's not fun being homeless, but I mean, you know, we'll figure something out.
16:20We always do.
16:21I ain't little with your mama.
16:24It's gonna be a hell of a hotel, Bill.
16:26You don't want to live a moment.
16:27Neither do I.
16:36Make sure you give me some good old fat sausage, babe.
16:39This is gonna be the best sausage you've ever had.
16:42I mean, the only sauce I've had in a while.
16:45Yeah, well, you're about to get a mouthful.
16:48Breakfast in bed.
16:50Wow.
16:51I cooked it all for you.
16:54When was you gonna tell me about Jessie and them?
16:57Well, I told you I wanted a bigger house.
16:59You know, I always wanted somewhere that the girls could come back home to.
17:03June, we get that.
17:04We have extra rooms.
17:05But you should still tell me when there's extra people coming to stay.
17:09It doesn't just mean you just let everybody-
17:11I mean, it's not like a stranger.
17:12No, it's not.
17:13But it's still conversations we should have together.
17:16Is you even serious about them moving in?
17:18Or are you just trying to one-up Trina?
17:20Because we all know how you can be sometimes.
17:22I'm being serious.
17:24When Jessica pulled me to the side and said that Ted had arson at the house,
17:28like we have extra rooms, like what the hell are you gonna do?
17:29Just have her there?
17:30No, I mean, I agree.
17:31Let's fire into the crib.
17:32I've already lost one child.
17:34Okay, I understand that.
17:35And like, I'm all for being there.
17:36That's not what I'm talking about.
17:37And like, stuff like that, like people moving in, big purchases, stuff like that.
17:42Like, we're husband and wife.
17:43We should discuss them.
17:47Okay, whatever.
17:49Well, if you're so serious, pick up the phone and call.
17:53You need the rest of it.
17:54I want bigger sausage next time.
17:59And you're stuck on sausage.
18:00I'm glad I can cook so good.
18:01That's right.
18:03And it even leans to the right.
18:06Oh.
18:09Hello.
18:11What are you doing?
18:14Well, I mean, did y'all give much thought to what I said yesterday?
18:22Well, why would you want to like, sleep on the couch when you have your own bedroom?
18:26Harper would have her own bedroom, like.
18:28I don't know, Mama.
18:29I mean, it's a lot.
18:30Like, living back with your mom.
18:33No.
18:34All I'm hearing is yes.
18:35Look, all you do is come here for a few days, see how it works.
18:38And if it doesn't work, then you can go back to your little hotel room.
18:42Give us a couple days to, you know, think on it.
18:44I don't need to.
18:47Bye.
19:05We've collected blood today.
19:06So we're going to spin it down before we send it off to the lab.
19:08Perfect.
19:09I started this internship at like this birthing center because I want to deal with babies.
19:14This is kind of like mom and baby.
19:16And I really do love it.
19:18They let me take vitals and they let me just like sit in and shadow and stuff.
19:23We open it up.
19:24You always want to make sure it's balanced.
19:25Okay.
19:26So you've got one on the other side.
19:27Perfect.
19:28And it spins for about five minutes.
19:29Oh, wow.
19:30So we want to keep our eye on it.
19:31And then when it's done, the blood will be separated.
19:33And then they can test the serum.
19:36Let's head to the storage room.
19:37Okay.
19:38Perfect.
19:39You could stack all of these trucks on this shelf.
19:42Okay.
19:43So let me know when you're done.
19:44Perfect.
19:44All right.
19:48My internship isn't super glamorous, but if it's going to make me a better nurse,
19:53I'm willing to do anything.
20:13Hey, girly pop, what are you doing?
20:15Nothing.
20:16I'm just at my little internship stalking the shelves.
20:18Well, I actually just got done stalking the shelves.
20:20I am so proud of you, girly pop.
20:22You're doing the thing.
20:23You're going for spring, summer, and fall.
20:27Yeah, tell me about it.
20:28It's exhausting.
20:30Let me tell you about this damn bottle shower.
20:31Looks like all of you guys are having a good time.
20:34Bitch.
20:35Josh showed up.
20:36Was Dan there?
20:37Obviously, girly pop.
20:38That's awkward for sure.
20:41Very.
20:42I guess he was showing up for Jessie, which is a little strange to me because he hasn't
20:47even really talked to me, if I'm being honest.
20:50I don't ever hear from him, like, how's school going?
20:53How are you doing?
20:54How's you and girly going?
20:56I don't ever hear from him.
20:57It's like crickets.
20:58He hasn't even asked you about school or anything?
21:00No, girl.
21:03He was like a father figure to me, so I don't really get it.
21:08I thought the last person that would just not talk to me ever again was Josh.
21:16Coming up on Mama June.
21:18Something you can just tell me over the phone.
21:19It's a little bit more important than that.
21:21I mean, what is it?
21:22Is she fixing to get married?
21:23Are they going to move out of state?
21:24KP, you're going to have to use some new roommates.
21:27She has a way of rubbing people the wrong way, especially in closed quarters.
21:31Mama June one, trend zero.
21:33She'll never know what I've been through.
21:36You've been happy-go-lucky.
21:37I've been miserable with life.
21:47I thought the last person that would just not talk to me ever again was Josh.
21:52You know, I'm not going to be the one to reach out first.
21:54Uh, I know, I know.
21:56I mean, it is kind of though, when you really think about it.
21:59I would do this to my own daddy, so I'm not going to do it again.
22:02Well, I figured maybe he'd be different than them.
22:05I just think it's wild to me that Sugar Bear literally signed his rights over to me to Josh.
22:10This is, like, for us to gain sole custody of Alana.
22:13Yeah.
22:13I just want to be able to take care of Alana.
22:15Well, we got to do it. We got to do it.
22:17I never thought in a million years, like, Josh would be the one to just stop talking to me.
22:22I mean, Josh has been there through almost everything.
22:26He taught me how to drive.
22:27Prepare a little parking, and I'm going to put eggs at the top of the cones.
22:30The egg falls and it cracks. It's on you.
22:33Oh, my God.
22:34He met Draylan basically, like, as my dad and literally scared him to death.
22:40She does live in our house, so the only thing I ask for is respect, honesty, and to treat her
22:46really,
22:46really good. If you don't do all those things, man, I'm just going to break your neck, okay?
22:50So for him to just kind of just disappear on me, like, that's upsetting.
22:56A little weird. A little weird.
22:58Yeah.
22:58I have no doubt that Josh loves Alana, but honestly, I don't really know what he has
23:03going on in his personal life between his new girl and his new baby and, you know,
23:07the other four that we also have. You just don't become too busy to be a parent,
23:13and Josh knows that we are kind of the stability people for Alana,
23:18so to kind of shut her out is like, what the ?
23:20How is school and stuff?
23:22It's going good. I did make the dean's list though last semester.
23:28The dean's list. What does that mean?
23:30I got a 3.75, one of the highest grade point averages.
23:34Oh, she's smart, smart.
23:36Come with me to see if my name is on the dean's list, which I know it's going to be
23:39there,
23:39but I just want to see it on the actual list in person.
23:42So I'm here, so let's go see.
23:44I'm wanting. I'm right there.
23:51That's so cool.
23:54That's so cool. Period.
23:56So they're going to do like a ceremony or something for them?
23:59It's like this week coming up. Something small. I don't think it's that big of a deal.
24:04Send me the email so I can see what that's about.
24:06Okay, I'll forward it to you.
24:08All righty, girly pop. You have a good day at school.
24:10Okay. Bye.
24:14Book.
24:16Book.
24:17What are you doing?
24:18I talked to my girly pop. She made the dean's list.
24:20And if you don't know what that is, it means she got the highest average.
24:24Ooh.
24:25She said they're having a ceremony next week.
24:28You gonna surprise or just pull up?
24:29No, I'm thinking I might call Josh.
24:33Call Josh for what?
24:34Because she said he hasn't talked. He hasn't reached out to her.
24:37She dealt with that with her real daddy, but she didn't really expect to deal with that with Josh.
24:42I think it's pretty crazy.
24:43Yeah, it's really insane.
24:44I guess I'm gonna call him.
24:46You gonna call him, like, right now?
24:47Yeah, right now.
24:48All right.
25:01Hello.
25:03Hello.
25:04Hey, we're just trying to see if you're available tomorrow to sit down and talk about a couple things.
25:08Like what?
25:09Something you can just tell me over the phone?
25:11No.
25:12What could Pumpkin possibly want to tell me that she can't tell me over the phone?
25:15I mean, what is it?
25:16She fixing to get married? Are they gonna move out of state?
25:19My kids, like, what is it?
25:22Just call co-parenting. That's what we're doing.
25:26Sure.
25:28No, all right. I'll take a seat.
25:30Uh-huh.
25:33Man.
25:48I'm hungry.
25:49You ready for some salsa?
25:50Salsa mossa.
25:59Oh, y'all feel good about getting out of that hotel room?
26:01Yes.
26:02I'm so bored.
26:03What do you want?
26:04Chicken fingers and french fries.
26:06What are you gonna get?
26:08Anything I want, because she's taking me out to lunch to butter me up.
26:12What do you mean butter you up?
26:13You already know what this conversation is gonna consist of.
26:16We are spending a lot of money.
26:18Hello, ladies. Welcome to Pedro's. How are we doing today?
26:21Hey, how are you?
26:21Doing good.
26:22We're just gonna go ahead and order everything, too.
26:25Obviously, Cheyenne doesn't want to move in with my mom.
26:27I mean, I don't either.
26:29But, I mean, we're spending a lot of money on this hotel room.
26:31We don't have a kitchen, so we're having to eat out every night.
26:34We're having to pay to get our clothes washed.
26:36At this point, we're trying to save for a wedding.
26:39We gotta do something.
26:40And I'm starving.
26:41We don't get chips and salsa?
26:43I don't see anything right here.
26:45Y'all are picky.
26:46Y'all get out of the hotel room for two seconds and demand chips and salsa.
26:50Are we going to live in the hotel forever?
27:00Coming up on Mama June.
27:01So what is so important that I had to look at your face and talk to you in person?
27:05Well, you know exactly.
27:07This whole out June and the Junebug plan is great.
27:10So are we doing this?
27:19Are we going to live in the hotel forever?
27:22We haven't quite figured it out yet.
27:24All right, chips.
27:26You're welcome.
27:28Y'all enjoy.
27:30I understand, you know, moving into June is saving money, but what's next after that?
27:34I guess stay with Mama for a little bit.
27:37How long is a little bit?
27:38Just a little.
27:39I wish my mom had more room at our house.
27:42We can bond and the bonding will turn into her, maybe her helping us with this wedding.
27:48You're joking?
27:48No, I'm being serious.
27:50There's no need to bond with your mom to get her to pay for anything. I can just tell her
27:55my mom's going to do it and then she'll want to one up her.
28:02I think you got something going there.
28:04This whole out June and the Junebug plan is great. I mean, we got the plan, she's got the money.
28:10She hates my mom so much, she's willing to one up her. And then you got, boom, the winning of
28:15her dreams.
28:16Sounds like a plan, all paid for by Junebug.
28:19So are we doing this?
28:21Yeah.
28:21What do you guys say?
28:22Uh, Harper's down. It's called Junebug.
28:25Okay.
28:32You know, we're just out eating and we decided to call you, but, um, we're going to take you up
28:41on that offer.
28:42I'm happy that you finally decided that you wanted to come live back at home with mommy. It's better than
28:47Trina's, I promise you that.
28:49So I'm excited.
28:51Well, all right, we're going to finish eating dinner and then we'll head back over to hotel and get our
28:55things together and be over there later.
28:57Okay, well, I'll see you in a little bit.
28:58All right.
28:59All right. All right, bye.
29:01Trina Benawina, you can take that. The girls chose me.
29:05I mean, so now the brainwashing that you've had on the girls for a long time, I can undo that.
29:11And hopefully they'll see the bigger picture.
29:13She's already talking about my mama and she's going to walk right into our plan.
29:17We'll get exactly what we want, babe.
29:19That sounds so...
29:21This sounds so great.
29:22I don't know. It's kind of fun.
29:23Yeah, that's the word.
29:25Yeah, yeah.
29:35Get that double jab in there.
29:38Coach.
29:39What's going on? How you feeling today?
29:41All right. How are you?
29:42Good, good.
29:43All right. You look like you're a little bit frustrated, man. I mean, the vibe, the way your energy...
29:49I had to take a phone call. I didn't want to take it before I come in here.
29:52Oh, wow.
29:52So, I mean...
29:53I was good before the phone calls.
29:55This year has been the hardest year of my life, from getting a divorce, to having to move out,
30:03and find my own place, having to share with my kids, a newborn. Hopefully that's it,
30:10because I don't think I can take anything else big at this point in life.
30:13I need for you to just start with the mental part of breaking everything down with the bag,
30:19with yourself. Just a one-two on there. There you go. That goes with some frustration, man.
30:26If the phone call already got you like that, nothing wrong with hitting something.
30:31Right.
30:31Give me the double-double.
30:34That's right. That's when you say, take that.
30:37Come on. Come on. Come on.
30:38That's what I'm talking about. Dig in there. Go ahead.
30:42Now that's what I'm talking about. There you go. Let it go.
30:47I've been boxing for a little bit now, and I can say it's probably one of the best things I've
30:51ever
30:52done for myself. It's way better to take the anger out on the bag than it is to take it
30:58out on
30:58somebody's face. We're going to make you a new positive man to you, and looking forward to seeing
31:05you again. It helps, Coach. I appreciate it.
31:07Thank you. Thank you, ma'am.
31:08All right.
31:19Hey! Katie P! Come here, man.
31:23Oh, Lord. What does she want? She ain't going to hustle, apparently. Come on. You got to come, too.
31:30All right. Well, Katie P, you're going to have you some new roommates.
31:34Jessica, Cheyenne, and Harper.
31:36Oh, they decided to come stay?
31:37Yeah.
31:38The room's pretty much put together besides, you know, TVs, and then we need the Harper's thing.
31:43We do have an air mattress.
31:44All right. Well, I'm going to try to go find this.
31:47I love having a full house. That's why I ended up getting a big house, so if the girls ever
31:52needed
31:52to come back home, they had a place to come. And I mean, Jessica and Cheyenne are going to stay
31:56with me,
31:57so Trina, take that mother of the year crown off your head. I mean, this beats the damn couch.
32:05Y'all got that air mattress boat up yet?
32:09I'm really happy that Jessie and Cheyenne are staying with us, but I just know Junebug,
32:13and she has a way of rubbing people the wrong way sometimes, especially in closed quarters.
32:21Momma Jean one, trend zero.
32:25Coming up on Momma Jean. Every Sunday, your room has to be clean.
32:29Just breathe. Think about it, too.
32:31This is sounding great already, ain't it?
32:34Him not talking to Alana is unacceptable.
32:36I have not moved on like you have.
32:38You made a whole other family.
32:48Ready to go stay at Jeanbug's?
32:50Not really.
32:52You got that one?
32:53Yeah.
32:54We're going here with the plan.
32:56We're out-jeaning the Jeanbug.
32:57I guess I can do that for us, for our wedding.
33:00And then once we get done with the plan, we can leave.
33:02It sounds so wrong, but it's such a good idea.
33:04So satisfying.
33:06Yeah.
33:08Hey, Jeanbug, we're here.
33:11I'm upstairs.
33:13What's up, y'all?
33:14Hey, Gramps.
33:15What's up, Harpy?
33:16What y'all doing?
33:17Hey, Grampy.
33:18Yeah.
33:19Cheyenne, you're one too enthused.
33:22Long day.
33:23Yeah.
33:23Yeah?
33:24Y'all want me to show you where you're at?
33:25Yeah.
33:25All right.
33:26Come on.
33:28Katie P's gone to her friend's house.
33:30There you go.
33:31I got you.
33:31That thing is heavy, ain't it?
33:33Hello.
33:34This is you and Cheyenne.
33:35I bought y'all a towel.
33:36It's not the best bed.
33:39Harper has her own room.
33:40His bed's a little, a little small.
33:43Well, I mean, y'all just got to love.
33:47And look, and I'm going to tell y'all one thing straight up.
33:51Harper, go on to the other room.
33:52Sorry, y'all, you don't need this.
33:54Yes.
33:55I don't want to be hearing y'all roses going on at the night.
33:58Oh, Jesus.
33:59Roses?
33:59June, come on now.
34:00I don't know what you got at the bridal show.
34:03He's got the rose and the down.
34:05It's my ass.
34:06And the down.
34:06Oh, my God.
34:09Y'all had to go to a hotel motel for that.
34:12And every Sunday in this house is Sunday reset day.
34:16Every Sunday?
34:17Every Sunday after you close, vacuum your room, and your room has to be clean.
34:22And?
34:22Oh, no, now we're going to teach you how to wash your own clothes on Sunday.
34:26I don't want to wash my clothes.
34:28Well, you got to learn to be responsible because you cannot be babied for the rest of your life.
34:32I can wash your clothes.
34:35Oh, this is sounding great already, ain't it?
34:41I think I'm already regretting the out-Junny and June bug plan.
34:45Temporary until we figure out what's going on and if we can go back to the house.
34:48But if we find out we can't go back to the house, we've got to find somewhere else to go.
34:51Oh, yeah, that's a game plan.
34:52I'm not staying here forever.
34:53Mm-mm.
34:53Better be.
34:54And Sunday is Sunday dinner.
34:57Mm-hmm.
34:58See you later.
34:59Just make yourself at home.
35:00Harper, this is going to be your room.
35:02Yeah.
35:03I made it to be like a princess bed.
35:05It's with all your toys on the floor all week.
35:07I don't care.
35:07But Sunday, you got to clean them all up and make this room look all nice.
35:12What do you mean all these rules?
35:13Like, we don't even have all these rules when it comes to Sunday cleaning every week.
35:17And plus, like, I'm doing most of the cleaning anyways.
35:21What?
35:22Who cleans the bathroom?
35:24Who mobs?
35:25Well, respectfully, you're the one that splatters everything all over the mirror.
35:31Do you always talk this much?
35:34Sure do.
35:35Absolutely.
35:59I don't want to be here.
36:01I don't know what she's going to say.
36:02I don't know what's fixing to come out of her mouth.
36:04So rip the bandaid off, I guess.
36:08About time.
36:09Yeah, you know me.
36:11You know you.
36:12I don't know what.
36:13Yeah, I got you a sweet tea.
36:16Yeah, thanks.
36:17And I ordered your food.
36:18Oh, isn't that sweet of you?
36:21You need to shave.
36:23You need to shave.
36:24Tell me something I don't want.
36:24You look rough.
36:25Yeah.
36:26Poor life is rough.
36:27How about that?
36:30I'm sick of having to, like, parent Josh.
36:34I'm having a tiptoe around his anger and his feelings because I can't say what I need to say.
36:39And it's like, no.
36:40Him not talking to Alana 100% is unacceptable.
36:43And he's going to have to listen to what I have to say today.
36:45So he better buckle up and put his little big boy panties on.
36:53Hello.
36:55Here's your crepes.
36:57Here's your Teresa burrito.
36:58Thank you, love.
36:59You're welcome.
37:00You guys enjoy.
37:00If you need anything, let me know.
37:02Mm-hmm.
37:05Sort of so important that I had to look at your face and talk to you in person.
37:09Well, you know exactly.
37:18Sort of so important that I had to look at your face and talk to you in person.
37:22Well, you know exactly.
37:27So, well, I just was talking to Alana the other day.
37:33And, you know, she was telling me that she made the Dean's List.
37:37But she also told me that she hasn't heard from you, which I find very weird.
37:44I just think it's kind of s*** about it since we split up.
37:48You haven't really talked to her.
37:49Like, every man in her life has done that.
37:52You know?
37:54Well, it's not on purpose.
37:56Yeah, but that's not fair to Curly Pop.
38:00No.
38:00I think maybe you should reach out to her.
38:08Yeah, I know, dude.
38:09It's not like I've just forgotten about Alana.
38:12I've not forgot about the child that I helped raise.
38:15I was there.
38:16She lived with us.
38:18We begged her to move and to do better for her life together.
38:24Hell, if anybody out of all the f***ing people that your mother has spawned out of her f***ing vagina,
38:29she is the most one that I'm most f***ing proud of.
38:32I've been going through my own f***ing.
38:35And life has been very rough on me, so I don't want to pile that on anybody else.
38:41Yeah, but you could call and check up on her about school and other things she has going on.
38:47It's not just talking about me, you know?
38:50Yeah, I've done some f***ing things in life, but being a dad is something I pride myself on.
38:54Like, my kids are my everything and my life, my lifeline.
38:59My kids are the only thing I really care about in life, so Alana being one of my kids,
39:06you know, I care about her just as much as I care about the rest of them.
39:08And I don't ever want to leave anybody out.
39:10And I don't ever want to be put in the ass f***ing category of,
39:13oh, like, my dad didn't check on me or my dad doesn't call or my dad didn't do this in
39:18the damn third.
39:18And, you know, for Alana, I'm sure she felt like that or feels like that at this point in life.
39:24But, you know, maybe I can fix that.
39:27They're doing Alana's ceremony for the Dean's List and stuff Monday.
39:31I'd love to go see her, but at this point, do you think she'd even want me there?
39:35I mean, I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.
39:38Well, that falls on my week with the kids.
39:41I don't mind keeping them a couple extra days till you get back.
39:45I would love to go.
39:46If you want to watch the kids for a couple days,
39:48all I want to do is come by and say bye to the kids before I go.
39:52Yeah, that kind of brings me to the second thing I want to talk to you about.
39:54Oh, boy. I'm listening.
39:57I don't mind you coming by the house, but, like, at some point, we've been divorced a year.
40:04We have got to be cordial.
40:06Cordial in what manner, Pumpkin? Cordial in what manner?
40:10I just need you to be cordial with Darren.
40:15It is where we are at now in life because of you and him.
40:18I have nothing for him, Pumpkin.
40:19I have to be 100% honest with you.
40:21I have nothing for him.
40:22I'm not being ugly. That's not his fault.
40:24Our marriage was already failed.
40:29Our marriage was already failed.
40:31Then he has nothing to do with it.
40:33At all.
40:36Your lack of communication, your anger is the problem,
40:39and it has continued to be a problem.
40:41We've been divorced a year, and you still can't get him under control.
40:44It's only towards you. It's not anybody else.
40:46Well, that's wonderful, but, like, I dealt with it for 10 years.
40:49I'm not going to go on another 10 years being separated with you and dealing with the same
40:52I don't talk to you or do anything with you or have anything to do with you or talk to
40:56you.
40:57That's the whole point I'm getting to, though.
40:58Like, I would love to be able to do things with the kids together.
41:03I would love to be able, like, when you came to the bridal shower, it was just awkward.
41:08Like, nobody's cordial. Nobody says anything.
41:12I have not healed or moved on like you have.
41:15I sulk in misery 24-7 because you are gone.
41:18But you'll never know that.
41:20You'll never know the feelings that have surpassed the countless nights.
41:28I mean, an immense amount of that I have mentally been through.
41:35You'll never know. So you don't have a space in this earth to talk about what I've got going on
41:41or how I feel about whoever, because you'll never know what I've been through.
41:47You've been happy-go-lucky. I've been miserable with life.
41:57You moved on to another relationship and another child.
42:00So, like, if I can be cordial with that aspect, why can't you be cordial?
42:07You're so ill at me because I moved on. You moved on way farther than I've been.
42:14No, you moved on a whole hell of a bastard.
42:16You made a whole other family. You made a whole other family.
42:21You made a whole lot of Tie-Ai Sayer.
42:23The metresive of love was connected to life as a full time.
42:26And it was like a whole of my eyes to you.
42:28You made a whole morning.
42:32You made a whole different community.
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