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00:03lord imagine if you would just be tuning in and that's the first thing you heard me say
00:07don't worry no one's just tuning in because it's a podcast not a radio show yeah
00:11oh we can cut that right patience we'll just it's fine right because it's going so well
00:18right i mean just a guest makes all the difference so much good stuff we're gonna go over the hour
00:25i think how long have we been talking um 12 minutes okay yeah so you know what maybe we
00:33don't cut it right because fun blooper right and it's really fun and it's a podcast they're
00:38supposed to be sloppy and unprofessional that's the charm
00:43do you want to open it today on cherish the time my guest is the delightful tommy tomlin
00:51part-time hairdresser on i'm it and will be doing me full-time on my new show how's that
00:56that's right folks she's dragging me out of retirement at 85 well why not age has nothing
01:03to do with quality all right had a 30 year old woman do my hair on mrs hat and she
01:08just was not
01:09good had to do it myself she should be whipped i'm serious did one job do it well well good
01:14thing i
01:15wore a hat still fucker okay jane's here sorry i'm late i got stuck at trader joe's just as suspected
01:24podcast gold over here says whatever's on his mind well why do i care i'm 85 the avocado shipment came
01:30late and the day crew had to stay and stack them will never happen again as of tomorrow i switch
01:36to
01:36nights and i have tuesdays off for show taping so oh well there you go she works at trader joe's
01:42yeah you told me she won an academy award she did i had an oscar i don't think i'd be
01:47working
01:47at trader joe's okay mickey don't tommy i want you to know i love you that's that it is okay
01:57go ahead
01:57i don't know how much time we have casting it's what makes or breaks a show i love vulnerable actors
02:04putting themselves on the line i don't know how much time i don't know not this one i want the
02:08good one
02:08i'm home well well well told him you were back hi jane hi widen out to include mark you hear
02:18that
02:18yeah i wish we had a jane on the show i'm doing saying stuff like widen out to include mark
02:23it'd be
02:24cool did val tell you i'm doing something called finance dudes yeah she did and what the fuck mark
02:30why should i be the only person not on a reality show that's right got our own mauricio right here
02:38yeah mark mark can you help me with this i can't get this casting site to move forward
02:42all i get is this guy and i don't want to see that so mark you quit your actual finance
02:47job to do this
02:50why i love you yeah because starting a new chapter it was time yeah i i don't know how this
02:58works
02:59i'll figure it out you got ink on the chair i did yeah the suede chairs you had to have
03:05yeah
03:06no i see it no don't rub it you need oxyclean okay we can fix that fix it later
03:13pardon me we can do it later
03:17why didn't mark just get upside it doesn't work you know this site doesn't work
03:23why can't i just have paper with a list of names and headshots on it why don't i have that
03:29anywhere
03:29oh i do here it is oh lifesaver okay no notes straight to rehearsal
03:40you believe it jane no notes no notes from new net no no nanette
03:47that's a that's a show yeah i never saw it but i know the title hey nice hat
03:54mrs hat fan oh look at this stage 24 our new home away from home for the next six years
04:04huh
04:04fingers and toes crossed
04:09oh look at all the movies that shot here oh wow oh look at private benjamin
04:16do you believe it oh jane now voyager 1942 betty davis uh that was mickey's favorite movie
04:24and it was shot right here on this stage you know mickey would always say you know whenever
04:29there was something disappointing you know like a dressing room or lunch order um he'd say
04:36let's not ask for the moon when we have the stars cute huh
04:41say that oh look at all these legendary movies you know and now how's that can be the big tv
04:49hit for
04:50stage 24 huh let's go in we should go in though that was good right jane
04:59oh look at that porch oh beautiful don't you just want to have tea there excuse me
05:07jimmy no notes yeah i know i know and the script still needs work
05:12is the studio afraid to say that to the matrix jimmy when is r2d2 going to roll in here and
05:18collect our souls not really supposed to talk about that don't worry val i know what the drill is
05:23i'm here to see how this works and bust some balls i'm going for a smoke break uh bev call
05:29up
05:29and find out when the writers are coming to the stage oh excuse me uh they're not they're not
05:33coming today but uh they said that if you guys have any notes that i can send them up for
05:37you
05:38and uh who are you darlin uh marco the writer's assistant
05:43uh i think what we need
05:45i think what we need is a new sweet scene something with some heart that's what i was
05:53thinking too probably between um beth and her nephew right because they're the only family they
05:58have left now right maybe slip it in at the end of the pottery scene to cut the slapstick so
06:03good
06:03yeah good sent already yeah looks almost human okay kids we're gonna start in 15 minutes with
06:14the cold open where she finds her brother dead and it's a comedy brother dead sorry my stomach's
06:21loading and i had to go home and change into a looser pair of pants again there was mold at
06:26the table
06:26read and okay there's actually mold here too oh yeah okay good to know
06:33well you were all so great at that table uh and i knew you would be too oh um and
06:40this is my doc crew
06:41so just act naturally yeah uh yeah i gotta go cameras up okay well you are so handsome and talented
06:51and you you're a real bitch you're a real bitch i meant i just meant in the show i didn't
06:59mean
06:59i thought we were doing improv oh oh okay
07:02that's fun okay
07:07and hello my long time unrequited love interest hi valerie franklin we met before on the set of
07:16tom peterman show nicky nicky knack knack i was gary the worm couldn't recognize you because i only
07:24saw this much of your face in that hole in the worm costume right he was in a wormhole that's
07:30funny
07:32that's hilarious walter i'm so thrilled that you're doing this show oh i really am because i've seen
07:37you in everything thank you thank you yeah valerie hi hi putative a prince everyone calls me pdp
07:45easier okay pdp so hilarious those crazy triplets you know leaving coming right back as another one
07:54so fun thank you i feel like i already know you you worked with my twin brother ivan ivan prince
08:01is he an actor too no no he was at usc you hired him to work crew on something you
08:06were making like
08:0610 years ago my proof of concept pilot for andy cohen such a small world because turns out that i
08:13worked with prps pdps twin ivan yeah no i know ivan yeah yeah no how is ivan he's dead died
08:24eight years
08:25ago yeah drug overdose yeah oh it was accidental he heath ledgered out you know i think that's why um
08:38i think it's why i got the triplet part i have that really strong twin connection with my brother
08:47i know if he were here you know he would
08:51he'd be so happy that i'm finally a series regular
08:57sorry i'm sorry i shouldn't have brought it up i didn't know i didn't expect no no i swear i'm
09:02still funny no i'm still funny no you are just it's feelings right nothing more than feelings
09:10and i understand r.i.p because i just let me get this thought out um best brother boom dies
09:17in this
09:17place right so much synchronicity here right you know death hurts right you know so you've got
09:28nothing but love and support here i can't believe i missed the table read the front gate didn't have
09:34my parking spot okay they told me to go to the parking structure uh no yeah hi uh did i
09:40miss your
09:41welcome speech to the actors too no i didn't do didn't do the speech um one of the actors told
09:47us
09:47um that his brother died and we all really connected you know so welcome speech wasn't really necessary
09:56yeah introduce me uh so this is uh billy stanton he's an executive producer hi everyone i'm really
10:07sorry i missed your table read uh totally not my brand but they didn't have a parking space for me
10:12i know who cares but then they tried to shove me in the structure and once you say yes to
10:17the structure
10:17you never get out i'm in the structure yeah so am i are you in the structure no i'm uh
10:25right outside
10:25here and i'm next to you i'm sorry what's wrong with the structure how can we get out of the
10:31structure
10:32i wasn't supposed to be in the structure anyway i just want you to know that i have an office
10:36here on
10:36the lot and so if you need anything anything at all i'm here for you okay see you at the
10:41emmys
10:45oh what is this oh the new scene that mr bros asked for already okay action oh sure i'm fine
10:55having your new wife making herself at home here beau in fact b&b can now stand for bed and
11:01bimbo
11:04what's happened to my life guy last month i was perfectly happy being unhappy and alone now my
11:11life's hijacked by my sweet nephew and his human dust buster oh hey beth oh hey well here's something
11:23i know you've been waiting for is that my new spring bold catalog that'd be nice to have some good
11:27news uh no actually it's the autopsy report that's not a joke that's a setup could be worse not really
11:38that's just something people say to stop from putting their eyes out
11:44that's the joke that's what says that dad died of a heart incident apparently his heart just gave out
11:53because it was so big your dad had the biggest heart bow probably just got tired carrying so much love
12:03he loved you so much he loved you too he did he did
12:12and scene great val just trying to play a little more out front yeah it'll get better when i get
12:17all the physical bits down oh look who's here the writer thought you weren't coming down today well
12:22it's a new scene yeah thank you so much for that because it works right jimmy oh it's a nice
12:27ad it's an
12:28aww ick what's an aww ick it's a scene where the audience goes aww and the writers go ick it's
12:36so
12:36gross and sentimental oh all right well do you want to tweak it make it less ick it's not mine
12:42i would
12:42never write anything like that it's al who is al who is al uh yeah that's the um that's the
12:49ai writing
12:50program that's called al assist they call it al gosh what are you doing here you told me you were
12:57gonna take miss lady for a walk and then i see her not walking i just came down to see
13:01the new
13:01scene why let them work he's a genius and she's an executive producer well in name only you're the
13:07show runners mary it's aww ick josh it's fine did you even read it we'll see you tomorrow at the
13:14front
13:14here the scene is awful and they like it are you seriously competing without no mary i care i'm the
13:21voice of the women of a certain age oh my god our names are on the script well that's upsetting
13:28married couple working together not them that machine wrote a pretty good scene in 10 minutes
13:34actually was like 50 seconds mr burrows but i i held it back so i wouldn't look too fast
13:41that's lunch everybody that's lunch everybody all right yeah jimmy seems concerned about ai yeah
13:49how do you feel well we needed a new scene got a new scene okay wardrobe discovering who beth is
13:58what does she wear creating all those interesting layers and costume designers have so many great
14:05ideas ideas you've never even thought of
14:11uh-oh okay is this um is this good for camera oh yeah you're good we got it okay okay
14:17okay valerie you just want to come right here thank you okay okay so this is the cross-section of
14:25the
14:25world i've been living in okay um so catherine hepburn if we want to do kind of like new england
14:31spiky
14:31spinster right um mrs roper uh if we want to go fun eccentric and then and then there's maud
14:38that was a song from the show mod yeah if we wanted to um overbearing innkeeper yeah yes well okay
14:48you
14:49know i think that the um new england looks probably the closest to what i was thinking so except can't
14:55do the hat oh i love the hat well i wore a hat in my last show it was called
15:01mrs hat i wore a great big
15:03sun hat so the hat is everything well no it's not everything because you still have the um turtleneck
15:10and the shapeless white shirt wow um okay you know it's a multi-cam it's all overhead lighting so it
15:19casts shadows right not gonna work so what are you um what are we gonna do with your hair do
15:27you think it
15:28be like uh gray why well the script said woman of a certain age so that's just reality it's not
15:36my
15:36reality i'm a woman of a certain age you know and i still color my hair don't even know if
15:41i have any
15:41gray yeah no that's okay i'm gonna meet with my hair guy later so why don't we just talk about
15:48your
15:48department so stay in my lane well that's a way to put it yeah so smart good carter yeah um
15:57well uh mrs roper is hilarious that's true yeah she is funny um it's but it's it's a joke you
16:04know i
16:05mean yeah that's uh that's a real person you know it's a real world i don't know what if she
16:11wore
16:11something you know like well not exactly this but you know more like this very flattering that's not
16:17funny that's okay because you know i'm funny the writing's funny and if it's not funny i'll make it
16:22funny you know so not this right um it's okay i have uh i have other choices oh great okay
16:29yeah
16:29we're back on excuse me so what you really love a caftan it's funny although you seem to have
16:37an aversion to funny i don't have an aversion to funny darling okay i've done that you know wore the
16:46bad track suit and you know the big joke and i'm more than willing to do that if that's what
16:52the
16:52character is okay but this character is moving story along and having feelings right you know it's
16:59not one joke and out um laurie has the short miniskirt and the my nsu t-shirt right that's a
17:05joke oh i'm not doing that how's that i don't see her that way well okay the writers see her
17:12that way
17:13clearly written by a straight man gallery well you think no um for her i i don't know um
17:22i see her as sexy right yeah kind of like a big like slouchy jacket right and kind of like
17:28slouchy
17:29pants very like fashion you know like that's how i see her oh right except you know what i think
17:35the
17:35writers are going to want to see that my nsu joke one of them told me specifically you know it's
17:39his
17:39favorite jokes i'm just trying to help you darling i'm trying to help you no i um i think i
17:45get it
17:46yeah it's just uh she can be the joke but you can't the older actress is threatened by the younger
17:52one threatened i'm telling you to make her sexier you know put her in the miniskirt oh my god no
17:59i'm
17:59not getting into this where an actor tells me what another actor can and can't wear i'm not getting
18:03into that situation okay but that's all right because that's not what this situation is okay this
18:08isn't an actor talking about another actor this is an executive producer talking to a costumer
18:14about what the needs of the show are that's all all right so i'm just going to give you a
18:20minute
18:20to think about how you're going to make all this work you're not even going to try anything on no
18:24i'm
18:24not it's a waste of time i liked seeing you like that made me so angry jane not listening to
18:34me
18:34like a boss lady my way or the highway okay well no not sure that i was doing that yes
18:41you were and i
18:43liked it well you know what everyone deserves a second chance probably should have eaten something
18:53you know maybe i'm hangry carter second thought i'm gonna try some stuff on all right yeah yeah well here
19:01i am back in the saddle again and if anybody asks i'm 70. okay yeah start filming i got you
19:11a salad
19:12go left you go right so we can eat a dish about what just happened between me and the costume
19:16designer
19:17uh i don't eat in public but thanks okay yeah well no these are very shake and go i haven't
19:25done my magic
19:25yet those aren't my wigs where are my wigs the color is all wrong and it's not going to fit
19:30my head
19:31i have my own wigs okay good information well you know didn't know to bring them in you know because
19:38you didn't remind me sorry but mickey would have either picked them up or told me to bring them in
19:44now you can't i didn't know you had wigs so i couldn't tell you to bring them in or pick
19:48them up
19:48because i'm not mickey i'll never be mickey mickey isn't here right okay
19:56all right you know what i should probably look over this new scene
20:06valerie go go privacy please
20:11valerie can we have a moment please i can't do spheres oh sure yeah sure
20:19i'm sorry i didn't know you had your own wigs well how could you know yeah i'm sorry too
20:25you shouldn't even have to think about this you've got enough on your plate yeah i'll have
20:30task rabbit pick them up and bring them to me they're in my storage space so i'll bring them in
20:34yeah thanks that would be a big help to me okay sure now maybe can i be a big help
20:40to you sure
20:43this isn't really about wigs it's about mickey i think you've got some unfinished business there
20:55well you're wrong but thank you okay and i'll bring those wigs in
21:04that boy
21:18what's happening mickey's here right
21:21isn't he are you dreaming no just we brought him from brentwood right oh yeah yeah yeah i haven't
21:28seen it i haven't seen it i don't know would it be in storage could it be in one of
21:33those boxes
21:35when was the last time you remember seeing it um well with all the moving craziness i'm not sure
21:43i know in brentwood i had it safe on a shelf right next to my people's choice award yeah you
21:49know just
21:50until i could figure out where he'd want me to spread his ashes you know and that's now because
21:56back on a sitcom right you know from the second i stepped on that sound stage jane i just thought
22:03yeah mickey here he is his favorite movie was shot on that stage oh that's there it is that's the
22:09organizer calling me back an hour later hi cynthia hi doll hi hi hi i got your message sorry for
22:19the
22:19delay but i have your inventory file right here with me oh great good yeah so i'm looking for uh
22:25mickey's
22:25ashes okay like in an uh no no not in her no it's in a black lacquer box small um
22:32with inlaid turquoise
22:34i designed it myself okay yeah uh you said in your second text you've gone through all your
22:41personal boxes right yeah in your professional boxes no no mickey wouldn't be in professional no
22:49personal sure i have it because i have a record of everything and i i do not have human remains
22:57okay well it wouldn't say human remains okay because it's you know it's mickey so you keep saying
23:03mickey and i i have nothing that says mickey are you sure it's not in professional again mickey
23:11wouldn't be in professional mickey's personal okay well i come to you but you're in copper city and
23:16i'm in mount olympus right okay it's far yeah yeah yeah so i'll send you the pdf okay thanks doll
23:23all
23:24right okay all right yeah bye goodbye and thanks for nothing fifteen thousand dollars to move someone and
23:31sending a pdf okay thank you um you know what i guess yeah just have to start over you know
23:41can't have
23:42lost mickey right bad enough i couldn't be with him at the hospital remember covid wouldn't let us visit
23:51couldn't visit couldn't wouldn't let me in didn't want to you know just be there alone sick
24:03god
24:06all right you know what let's um we'll find them no i i can't don't think i can spend another
24:13minute here
24:14we'll do it another day that's okay why don't we just take the wigs and go yeah it's too much
24:22you
24:22know and it's just uh freezing in here right for the crews probably freezing let's go yeah it's for
24:29their sake grab oh you have all of them oh thanks jane all right yeah you want to go first
24:36dress rehearsal
24:37can't say i'm not a team player
24:43itchy uh val i can't see your eyes so lose a hat done okay everybody we're ready to go let's
24:50take it
24:50from the end of the phone call before the nephew's entrance and action hey i'm back oh oh look at
25:01you oh
25:02actually could you look at me in a second i've had to pee since that big gulp in my anus
25:05connecticut oh
25:06my that's a real place oh yeah lori even got a t-shirt at the truck stop lori who's lori
25:12i'm lori
25:15it's l-o-r-i no a-u-e lori it's not a spelling bee dear wrong no excuse me
25:22josh
25:24okay let's let's uh where's the my nsu t-shirt that was my best joke where is it i'm sorry
25:31i
25:31oh no it's gabrielle gabrielle not it's not her the uh costume designer mixed it you know wanted
25:38her to just wear like sexy slouchy okay well i wrote my nsu t-shirt and a short skirt yeah
25:46i'm good i tried telling him i told him you'd want to see that yeah i did and what he
25:51didn't care well he
25:52didn't want to hear from actors you know no fuck this he's fired okay josh calm down uh where's
25:59costumes josh we're not doing that on this show this show doesn't work without my nsu can someone
26:04point me to costumes josh seriously calm down no sorry no this is all hard enough it's there
26:12where it's over there okay behind the ocean i don't see the sign i'm sorry i don't see the sign
26:20you gotta be kidding me yeah behind the thing yeah that's great that one okay so for the then and
26:27outpost that's a then can't you tell by the hair right in this photo is that another that's a then
26:32i think kind of amazing i haven't changed right right yeah then what music should i do whatever's
26:38trending got it and what's this beautiful thing what oh my god there he is jane it's mickey
26:48yeah of course i put him with the good wig oh wow see the turquoise remember oh that was his
26:57necklace uh-huh and that's um remember his below tie clip sure yeah oh good for you yeah
27:10well dear mickey i wish you were here
27:17why ask for the moon when we had the stars
27:25yeah
27:26oh yeah okay oh mickey mickey mic mic mic oh bye buddy
27:38let's dance oh just so you know the correct quote is don't let's ask for the moon we have the
27:49stars
27:50my version what are you doing up there oh we're um we're done we're coming down jane did you get
27:58that i did it was great yeah right come down from there now please yeah we're coming
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