00:00Hey there everyone and how you doing today? Welcome to another episode of Jay's Horror Games That Sweat. Today we're
00:07playing Super Mario Brothers, but differently. So let's hop in and see what's going on. One player game?
00:17All right, let's go to Toad Town. All right, we can do this!
00:23Whee!
00:26Don't be deceived, people. This is a horror game, so what are we in for? We'll find out soon.
00:33All right, let's go. Oh, all right, we can do this jump.
00:41Yeah! You've seen that? There's no strange ease in though. It won't let you bust things.
00:48So if you're wondering why I'm not running around busting things... No! It would jump too high!
00:56These controls are a little, little touchy, but not horrible.
01:03Got it. I don't even know how I'm supposed to be collecting these, but I just like to do.
01:08Collect the coins. Because it's fun and I'll need them now.
01:12Whoa!
01:14Go! What! Come on! See what I mean?
01:17Like there's no like, teeny jump.
01:22All right, we got this.
01:27WAAAAAAAHHHHH!
01:27Into the castle via...
01:29N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n.
01:31press E to talk to the NPCs what the heck this game just went from like
01:37regular Mario to a different type of Mario this is actually pretty cool so
01:41far you guys see any NPCs hi dude we're here how you doing buddy
01:49hello I'm Mario hello welcome to downtown I'm scared a copy of you is
02:00taunting us what's what really sorry please help us we need your help
02:09you hear that I am Mario let's go save the town ding dong hey do I know you can I
02:24talk to you hello buddy sir pal lady purse all right everybody are you scared a
02:41little bit what the heck what the heckles see what I mean by the jumping what the
02:53heckles
03:03whoa this is a really cool looking level though it's just to go down should we
03:09trust it now let's go check out what this Mario head does
03:19what the heckles part two I can't run what is going on I have no clue all right so we
03:30know what happens when we go that way let's see what happens if we listen to it
03:43all right so we have to go down whoa to that way this is kind of spooky I thought
03:51for a second there that was in the background back now this is a Mario game
03:56we can get behind Mario to the to the summoning circle for the wind what so
04:02it's BS dude
04:09what can they let the brothers say hi
04:21really
04:27really game oh all right I can do that that was simple
04:33what the heck
04:35yo well done on this game so far developer
04:40the freak
04:42ha ha
04:44whoa
04:46all right so that comes down then disappears
04:55why is it like all of a sudden I'm like super speed
04:59I don't understand
05:02jumping to that
05:05what I have to jump oh all right so once you touch them they disappear
05:09are you kidding me
05:14I don't understand why you go like Mach 6 all of a sudden
05:19like that's just a normal jump
05:21uh cut to 30 min later
05:25wait for it wait for it
05:33go
05:34yeah look at me I'm like yeah I'm the best
05:40all right we're doing this we're doing this
05:48I don't know where we're going from here
05:50all right over there so wait till we get high enough up
05:52use the leverage
05:54whoa that almost bit us in the buttholes
05:58whoa whoa whoa
06:01what no I hate this level
06:06I hate this level with a passion
06:10I hate this level with a passion
06:12you
06:12you
06:12I hate this level
06:29it's just a way to get there
06:41i hate this level i hate this level i hate this level i absolutely hate this level
07:00this would not be a halfway bad game if it had legit mario controls and a freaking save station
07:09see what i mean dude i like let go of the bot and he's still running quick go for it
07:15wait one
07:15millisecond go go go go now wait for it jump go wait for it go jump go yup yup yup
07:21yup oh god oh
07:22oh i every freaking i give up with a pageant wait for it go wait for it go wait for
07:29it go
07:30we're the best are we the best we're the best
07:35all right so i jumped over there last time and it killed me
07:40so i have to just jump right at the edge or something or maybe i jumped too hot yeah see
07:45oh i have to go quick
07:49i'm a me the mario man oh look at the top of me i am this deal who are you
08:06we're the bestest we're the bestest we're the worstest all right new idea
08:14oh because i think you die when you do that up to wait whoa too quick i'm the mario man
08:18who am i
08:19that's right you called it right i'm the mario man who's dancing on a cloud
08:25these things scare me all right wait here we go upwards to get the momentum
08:31whoa oh are we supposed to go up higher i think all right so we got to do this quick
08:36we gotta go boom
08:37a little later all right here's the moment of truth wait for it
08:45i laugh because i'm pissed all right so jump up drop down and run
08:54no
09:11look i really do not understand this point
09:34Hey, I really hate these controls.
09:43Took a little longer than I'd prefer to admit.
10:00Are you kidding me?
10:02Are you kidding me?
10:20Yo, is this really gonna work?
10:23Alright, here goes the moment of truth.
10:27Yup.
10:34How's it supposed to know that was the thing?
10:37Alright.
10:39Oh, this is gonna be a pain.
10:57Come on.
11:02Woo!
11:03We're getting it.
11:05We're getting it.
11:06You ain't taking me down, flame dude.
11:08Alright, you're up.
11:08Down.
11:09Down?
11:10Oh, I mean.
11:11Alright.
11:11I'm just too nervous.
11:12I'm too nervous.
11:13We got this.
11:14As soon as he goes down, we're gonna go.
11:15As soon as he comes up, we're gonna go.
11:16Yeah, sorry.
11:17Whoa.
11:19This is the moment of truth.
11:22Yeah!
11:24What BS!
11:26BS!
11:32No, screw this game.
11:33Screw this game with a passion here in two seconds.
11:41What whack!
11:41Like whyYYY?
11:44The horror is playing this garbage.
11:54It's Mario but different.
11:56Yeh, it sucks.
11:57and Mario's good like there dude I've hit the jump
12:11like do I'd be all for it if the shit works
12:16this isn't a bad game screw this there you have it the worst Mario game ever
12:22dude this was absolutely trash
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