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00:04Evil has struck our peaceful little town of Albuquerque.
00:09Charlie Willow, a devout school teacher and a pillar of our community,
00:14has been kidnapped under terrible circumstances.
00:19Who did this? Why did they do this? How did they do this?
00:23I promise every one of these questions will be answered.
00:26You can count on me, fellow citizens, as Governor of New Mexico.
00:31I am at your service, as always, and at the service of justice.
00:37Signed, Elizabeth Z.
00:40Elizabeth with a Z, and Z with a Z.
00:43As always, I remain...
00:45Oh, okay. You're not finished.
00:47...the protector of the tired and oppressed of this nation.
00:51Okay. Send it to the Bordel and Herald. Front page only.
00:57I said to be discreet and meticulous.
01:00She fought back.
01:02So what? You better fix this, Lieutenant.
01:04Or else this whole thing will blow up in our face in a very non-meticulous way.
01:15Our project's final date is in 13 days.
01:18Before then, it is crucial that you and your men capture and question the school teacher.
01:22I need to know what she knows. Who she's working with.
01:27Speaking of which, have you identified the third person living here?
01:31The third?
01:46Her name is Louise.
01:49Based on her books, she can't be older than 18.
01:51Your target list just got longer, Lieutenant.
01:54So throw that adobe in a mass grave and start your search.
01:59Okay, I got it all.
02:02Uh, so for adobe, should I put that in quotes?
02:06Given the fact that it's a bit racist and we're not talking about pottery.
02:10Are you still taking notes? That's not for the paper.
02:12What we're doing is illegal.
02:13Oh.
02:16Okay, so where should I stop?
02:56What?
02:57Can a guy change his mind?
03:08Can a guy change his mind?
03:09Haven't spotted her horse.
03:12Hope she didn't skip out of town.
03:13What?
03:21Guess not.
03:35What happened with her?
03:36Her?
03:38She's dangerous.
03:39To herself and the people around her.
03:41Did she try to run away?
03:42Yeah, four times.
03:44But she's no good at it.
03:46This time she hit in the middle of a herd of cows.
03:49She was even mooing.
03:50She was almost trampled to death.
03:52So I had no choice.
03:54I had to cover.
03:57She's uncontrollable.
03:59Another hour with her and I was a goner.
04:02And I survived two Mexican revolutions, I'll have you know.
04:07Go rest, my friend.
04:09I'll get her under control.
04:10Hey.
04:11No one controls me.
04:14No one.
04:17Okay.
04:23You're real lucky I'm tied up.
04:26Or else I'd knock your teeth out.
04:28Knock your legs out.
04:30Knock your horse out.
04:31You don't know who you're messing with.
04:33You don't know where I'm from.
04:34Albuquerque.
04:36I don't mean literally.
04:44Sure you don't want me to untie you?
04:46I don't want your help.
04:47That's not what you said yesterday.
04:48Carol, I changed my mind.
04:49You think I'm going to sit here waiting for your help all day?
04:52I don't need you.
04:53You don't know the Wild West.
04:54The Wild West doesn't know me, okay?
05:05Still good?
05:06You staying tied up?
05:07I'm not hungry.
05:08Plus there are no veggies.
05:09Wrong.
05:10It's got red beans.
05:10Yeah, but it's a legume.
05:11It grows in the dirt, right?
05:12It's a vegetable.
05:25So, let's get back to your case.
05:28Tell me about Charlie.
05:35How'd you know my mom's name was Charlie?
05:40You said so.
05:40But I didn't.
05:41You did?
05:42Yeah, you did.
05:43Yesterday you said,
05:44we have to go save my mom whose name is Charlie.
05:46That so doesn't sound like me.
05:48Whatever.
05:49Back to the case.
05:50You said your dad wasn't around.
05:51So I guess there's no...
05:52No.
05:54No childhood sweetheart.
05:55No companion.
05:56No banjo player.
05:57What does that have to do with anything?
05:59She could have gone to them for help.
06:01No.
06:02The only man in our lives was Tukum.
06:05Is she a native?
06:05Yeah.
06:07But that's not his real name.
06:08I nicknamed him Tukum because I Tukum as my grandpa.
06:12But his real name is Broken Wing.
06:21I waited for my mom all night.
06:29I waited for her.
06:29I waited for her.
06:29In the early morning,
06:30I noticed an opening behind the shelf.
06:56And I found this.
06:57Behind the bookcase.
07:00You found Charlie's gun in that bag?
07:02How'd you know?
07:04That's the kind of bag you keep to run away.
07:05Run away from what?
07:06She's a teacher.
07:07What else is in it?
07:11Some bullets.
07:12A bunch of matches.
07:14A knife.
07:15I mean, it's still a ladies travel bag,
07:17so I'll spare you the perfume.
07:19Lipstick.
07:20Headscarf.
07:22But the most surprising thing in here
07:26is a sheriff's star.
07:33I found that in front of the house the other day.
07:36What's weird is those birds don't live here.
07:39Cora Gypsatratus.
07:43The black vultures.
07:44Okay.
07:45And how do you know all that?
07:46Charlie overprotected me.
07:48My only friends were my books.
07:50Well, you ought to thank her.
07:52Because now we have a lead.
07:54We're going to Mafia Town.
08:26We were stealing theirullahs.
08:27Blue is coming infuged,
08:28And this carrier,
08:30Why don't they say it's bogged inside?
08:32How do they interfere?
08:33What did they issue for them?
08:33When isludens断?
08:33What do you do?
08:34The mantener lugaresannyr Ал.
08:41Are you in the United States?
08:51the feather you found belongs to a fence who lives here scavenger Mary yeah she's just like
08:57a vulture with feathers in her top hat but Tukum do you think she no she's not a killer but
09:04she
09:04might have seen who did it hang on missy so listen we're gonna question her but we'll do it my
09:11way
09:11calmly discreetly and by staying out of trouble my hands not fully healed okay
09:31foreclosure notice Doug dogs and ink what is this notice that the bank now owns her store what it
09:38means is that the scavengers in jail for fencing no living in debt we have to talk to her hey
09:45it's a hundred dollars to see her that's the price of a horse those are the sheriff's orders that's
09:50robbery I'd be careful girl cuz insulting a sheriff's deputy is 200 don't mind her we'll go see the
09:56sheriff you'll find him in the saloon ask for Doug dogson the banker the banker the sheriff and the
10:03saloon manager okay thank you hey come on hang on you're gonna let him boss us around I don't want
10:17things to go sideways given the symbol on his neck what is it a tattoo a scar he was branded
10:22with an
10:22iron just like cattle well then look no further but I'm warning you if you're from the health
10:40department everything here is spotless perfectly legal sheriff approved I bet it is given the number
10:49of deputies who help you enforce the law that's a nice collection ah those those are my pride and joy
11:02some people display their diplomas I show my foreclosures mr. dogson's a humanitarian an educated
11:08investor oh and let's not forget to mention his good looks are they as good as his whiskey five
11:14dollars a shot it's for too many right you know what do you think oh well you know better than
11:21me
11:23exactly well then a round of ten dollar shots for everyone
11:29paid for me yes with pleasure sir of course
11:43here's to Doug dogs
11:44you know before he got here this town was financially ruined because of all the bank properties
11:53in total we lost two hundred thirteen thousand dollars aha let me guess dogson shows up with
11:58two hundred and thirteen thousand and opens up a new bank hey how did you know that hey blabber
12:03stop your chatter you're disturbing the customers
12:15don't worry about it it's such an honor to be strangled by a man who's so successful
12:19i think you got your point and i think he's willing to pay me good money to keep on going
12:24isn't that right
12:36for that much you can swallow his tongue
12:39for that much let go of him it's gonna take more than that to stop the long arm of the
12:43law
12:45like for instance your shiny colts that you're just itching to use
13:10you know both your belts are pretty nice too
13:22you have to go see the mayor if anyone can restore authority in this town he can
13:28hey louise you listening
13:30yeah the mayor town authority and all that
13:32okay let's go
13:33no i think i'm gonna stay here
13:35because because well if we leave the horses alone
13:40given what's going on i bet they'll get impounded
13:45okay
13:45hmm
13:46you stay put
13:47yep promise i'll just be here if i'm wanted
13:49i mean needed
13:50why wanted
13:51because wanted can mean so many different things to all sorts of people
14:09mr mayor
14:10you're the only one who can unite the citizens
14:13yeah i know
14:13help them defend themselves against dogson and his swindling methods
14:18it's all legal
14:19that's the catch
14:21they were broke
14:22the only bank in town dishing out loans charging sky-high interest rates
14:25as a result
14:26he made all the indebted vendors go bankrupt
14:28he bought their stores for a dollar
14:30so he owns everything and controls the prices
14:32and those who don't pay go to jail
14:34but if he hadn't robbed the bank no one would be broke
14:36yes i know
14:37but we've never been able to prove it
14:38and since the current sheriff won't investigate himself
14:42you're right this won't be simple
14:44but now mr mayor
14:45we better get going
14:46my thoughts exactly
14:49hang on you're not leaving are you
14:50of course not
14:51heaven forbid
15:20don't you tell me
15:22that's right
15:24surprise
15:25well i don't know what's keeping me from
15:27from putting a hole in
15:29you got a 38 behind your head
15:32and another one in your back
15:38your turn
15:40who are you
15:46billy the kid
15:48luke
15:49oh dang it
15:50i was fooled by the bottle trick again
15:52what are you doing here
15:54nothing bad
15:54nothing bad
15:55you almost killed my
15:56fellow partner
15:57trainee
15:57you're not going to talk about the car
15:59you're going to get a popper
16:03what what
16:03well yeah
16:05mrs the kid
16:14you got married to billy the kid
16:16yeah real quick whoa i was looking for my mom i had no horse i was in a hurry i
16:21ran into him
16:21in a small town didn't know who he was so when i saw that he liked me i said hey
16:25let's get married
16:25he said okay let's get married so we got married he got really drunk to celebrate and i took off
16:29with this horse that's normal oh it's fine this happens all the time what are you talking about
16:33you saying this doesn't happen here you don't you're right yeah kind of but that's not even
16:37the problem the problem is he's the worst desperado in history no need to worry about
16:41that luke i'm not the worst and not a desperado either i was a child star but now i'm nothing
16:50what happened to you you're a pretty man it messed me up good the acne the growing pains and zero
16:58muscle mass i sounded like a bullfrog no one recognized me anymore i was no longer the kid
17:06just billy so just now when you said my full name i almost cried i've uh i've been doubting
17:16myself lately i have asthma and a bunch of other weird stuff i was released for good behavior
17:23i fell in love and then i filed a complaint for the horse i filed a complaint
17:43it's time first dogson then scavenger mary you two stay here luke luke where are you going
17:53i'm gonna run for mayor we'll need everybody to beat him that's how we'll get mary out of jail
17:59why don't we just shoot them all hey my mom's in danger do you want to save her or not
18:04do you
18:05do you want to save her when you provoke people when you steal things when you act before thinking
18:10the truth is you're not trying to save her you're pretending to be a cowboy so let me do what
18:15i have
18:15to do and you you listen to me you'll find a way to get rid of him
18:23citizens today is a great day for our beautiful democracy to fully and freely express itself
18:29let us rejoice in this wonderful opportunity you've been given to anonymously cast your vote
18:35for me however should anyone wish to initiate a debate they may come forward and join me on stage
18:48i'd like to initiate a debate
18:55and i think i'll initiate it from right here go ahead
19:03citizens speak up sir we can't hear you
19:05well please continue
19:09citizens and citizenesses that's right of mafia town exactly go on
19:25billy
19:27i wanted to tell you that i well i love you too
19:31no that's not it i wanted to say i'm sorry for running off like that
19:35oh
19:37did you find my note
19:43sorry about the horse sorry about the wedding this is the worst goodbye note ever written
19:49thing is i'm looking for my mom she was kidnapped
19:53i don't even know if she's still alive
19:57every second that goes by she's a step farther from me
19:59waiting around makes me want to scream
20:05and so i took your horse
20:09and what does that look like
20:11a mom
20:14because i didn't really get to know mine
20:17i don't know other moms i only know mine
20:20and mine is
20:38billy want to go stick up someone with me
20:45that's a bunch of nonsense
20:47i'd like to point out that my opponent's speaking time has almost run out
20:51ladies and gentlemen i only have one thing
21:00one thing to say
21:01which is
21:05in the face of such eloquence
21:10let's vote
21:10no you can't vote
21:12step right up and cast your vote for doug donson
21:14that's right
21:16people
21:17very good
21:18it's democracy in motion
21:33how's your asthma attack is it finished
21:34yeah but i wanted to rob someone
21:36not free the competition
21:38okay let's go on three
21:39one
21:39two
21:40wait hang on a second
21:42on three
21:43or on thirteen
21:45thirteen's not bad
21:45it gives us time to
21:46what are you doing
21:47i told you to stay there and get rid of them
21:48get rid of who
21:50let me do that
21:50what about you
21:51weren't you supposed to win the elections
21:53so
21:54so change of plans
21:55how many are there inside
22:01both
22:04we're doing that
22:05we're not doing that
22:08we're not doing that
22:11we're not doing that
22:13I don't know.
22:55Wow, he Lucky Luke'd them.
23:04Lucky Luke?
23:08You're freeing us?
23:09I'm Erin.
23:10The others are in the back.
23:12You take care of her.
23:22We figured if we knocked her out, she'd be easier to carry.
23:24Oh, you mean as opposed to when she's awake and walking?
23:27Hmm?
23:28Hey, it's my first jailbreak.
23:30And Calamity Jane always knocks out the people she kidnaps.
23:32Well, maybe she doesn't need to make them talk.
23:41Yeah, she's dead.
23:42No, look, she's breathing.
23:43You can be dead and be breathing.
23:44Sure.
23:45Okay, and the prisoners?
23:47What about them?
23:47They locked themselves in their cell.
23:49They're too scared of Dogson.
23:51Okay, so even free, they're not free.
23:54We have to stop Dogson.
23:55What about my mom?
23:56The point is to save my mom.
23:58Okay, so what do you want to do?
23:59Do you want to knock her out again to wake her up?
24:01Hmm?
24:02Okay, Billy.
24:06What?
24:08We're going to need your help.
24:09Yes!
24:14I'm sorry.
24:26Money.
24:27Bags.
24:29Two minutes.
24:30Nice.
24:32Direct.
24:32Not too many words, so he can't recognize you, Luke.
24:35Lucky Luke?
24:37Never heard of him.
24:37Have you become a desperado?
24:38No, but you're becoming annoying.
24:41Everybody stay calm.
24:42I'll get the money.
24:43That was a good bank robber line.
24:48233, 234, 235 out of 235 votes.
24:52Dog Dogson wins by an absolute, absolute majority.
24:54Yay!
24:56Thank you, God.
24:57Thank you very much, Mike.
24:58I would like to applaud my opponent for his vain attempt to...
25:04Where did that little weasel go?
25:08Find him.
25:16Perfect.
25:18Now, keep it loose in the hips.
25:21One.
25:22Two.
25:23Three.
25:25Four.
25:28Would you kindly turn around, Luke?
25:31Real slow.
25:32Four.
25:43Would you kindly look in your holster?
26:05You're fast, Luke.
26:17A dollar won't even buy you a shot of whiskey here.
26:20Well, the dollar's not to buy you a drink. It's to buy your bar.
26:23Hey, did you guys hear what he just said?
26:28Yeah, I might be a bit short, but that's normal.
26:32Cause I bought your horses, all your weapons, and all your men.
26:36I even bought new teeth for one of them.
26:38You're all alone, Doug.
26:45And where did you find the money for this?
26:47I went to your bank.
26:52Like you said, we bought all your weapons.
27:01I'll report you to the county, to the state, to the Supreme Court.
27:05You're a bunch of crooks.
27:08Thieves. You're a bunch of crooks.
27:10Thieves!
27:11Thieves!
27:12Thieves!
27:14Thieves!
27:20Thieves!
27:21Come and get your fourth leisure!
27:23Woohoo!
27:25WooHoo!
27:26Woohoo!
27:34Woohoo!
27:38Wait, what?
27:40You're welcome.
27:41I mean, it's new to me to hear that.
27:43I like it.
27:49He's right, thank you.
27:51No, wait, don't let go.
27:53Oh, I want to thank you, too.
28:11You don't like thank you too much, do you?
28:13I usually leave before that.
28:15We're already late, let's go.
28:16The three of us?
28:17No way.
28:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:19We're not taking him with us.
28:21Look how cute he is.
28:22They are always lonesome.
28:25Under one condition.
28:27You're responsible for him.
28:28You won't even notice him.
28:29I won't feed him, I won't clean up after him.
28:32It's funny, it sounds like you're talking about a puppy.
28:34Pardon?
28:35Hey, I don't mind at all.
28:36I'm flattered.
28:39Thanks for getting me out of jail.
28:41But as for your claim, I'm sure it's some kind of judicial error.
28:44That bracelet belongs to my mom.
28:46You stole it from her.
28:48No, I found the beads on the ground.
28:50On top of it, the string is mine, you know?
28:51Well, I found your feather on my front porch.
28:54Mary.
28:57Okay, you're right.
29:00I was scavenging in the area.
29:01I heard a gunshot and yelling, and by the time I got there,
29:03I saw a stagecoach pulling away with a woman bound inside.
29:06That's when I saw the bead on the porch.
29:08You didn't go into the house?
29:09Well, no, because there was a trail of beads on the road.
29:11She was dropping them to be rescued.
29:12Well, I was doing my job as an outlaw and followed them all the way to their freaking boonies.
29:16But that's where I saw the stagecoach again.
29:18It was stopped.
29:20Halted.
29:20That's a good thing, right?
29:22It's not that great, really.
29:23The gang of bandits was robbing it.
29:25Which bandits?
29:31They were dressed in yellow and black, and they were four.
29:35I don't know.
29:38I don't know.
29:47I don't know.
29:51I don't know.
29:53Oh
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