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00:21¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:35¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:36I've been attacked.
00:38That gang of lunatics were shooting blueberries at me.
00:42Elaine Denton reporting live from Port Wynn
00:46inside the offices of Doc Martin, victim.
00:50Whatever that is, we don't have time for it, okay?
00:52We have a packed schedule and I need you to secure the perimeter.
00:55Unaware that his first patient was already in the exam room,
00:59Doc Martin was apparently also unaware of the fact
01:03that this weekend is the annual Blueberry Festival.
01:07A tragic turn of events for a tragic man named Doc Martin,
01:14who was a doctor.
01:20I just love the Blueberry Festival, the street fair, the tarts, the pies.
01:26Stop talking and open your mouth.
01:28I'm gonna be getting in the vat and stomping blueberries to make wine.
01:32Not with this foot fungus, you're not.
01:34I'm deathly allergic to blueberries, but I want to eat like a lot of pie.
01:38So can you give me a pill that makes it okay?
01:40Yes, of course.
01:41Really?
01:41No.
01:43That way.
01:45All right, Elaine, we only have five minutes for lunch,
01:47so why don't you go out and get...
01:48Where is everyone?
01:51Faced with an empty waiting room, Doc Martin finally had room to feel empty.
01:57Will you stop with that voice?
01:59I have to get this reporter thing right.
02:00I'm covering the Blueberry Festival on my livestream.
02:03I want it to look professional.
02:04And dressing up as newscaster Smurf screams professional.
02:08We have eight patients this afternoon, and my aunt's supposed to be next.
02:12Where is she?
02:12Yeah, everybody canceled.
02:15No one is going to the doctor on a Friday afternoon during the Blueberry Festival.
02:19Actually, shouldn't you be getting ready, too?
02:21Ready for what?
02:21You're gonna be a judge in the big blueberry pie contest tomorrow.
02:24Oh, no, I'm not.
02:25Okay, but you are, because Dr. Reese was always a judge.
02:28Yeah, but I'm not Dr. Reese.
02:29I am here with a local old, old man who is disoriented and confused.
02:36He thinks that he can ignore one of our most beloved traditions.
02:39Beloved traditions, please.
02:41You people would throw a parade at a new stoplight.
02:44I'm not a pie judge. I'm a physician.
02:46Where are you going?
02:47I'm going to see my next scheduled patient.
02:49More on this developing story as it develops.
02:52Reporting alive from over here by my desk.
02:55I am Elaine Denton for Eyewitness Blues.
03:00That was it.
03:01That was it.
03:02That was it.
03:03Okay.
03:04All the festival booths, yep.
03:07They're going right there.
03:08And, uh, ah, my eyes.
03:11All right now, Doc.
03:13All right now.
03:15All right now.
03:19Hey, good morning.
03:21Got some for you.
03:23See you at the pie contest, Judge Martin.
03:25Ha, ha, ha.
03:27Ah.
03:32Okay.
03:33Okay.
03:34And the dunk tank?
03:35It's going right over there.
03:36Ah.
03:37Hey, sorry.
03:38Give me a second.
03:39Damn.
03:40Ah.
03:42This.
03:45Ah.
03:49Will you stop following me?
03:51Just go away.
03:53Put that down.
03:54It's not mine.
03:55Shoo.
04:02Well, good morning to you.
04:05Uh, good morning.
04:06Perfect weather for the festival, wouldn't you say?
04:09Hmm.
04:10Well, you seem to be taking it very seriously.
04:13It's my favorite time of year.
04:14And doesn't all that bother your skin?
04:16Or your eyelids?
04:17All that face paint?
04:18Face paint?
04:19Hmm.
04:21What face paint?
04:26Face.
04:26You pretty sure.
04:29You suck.
04:33Your husband, your triangle.
04:33You're supposed to keep cram sound?
04:53It bothered me.
04:53A little fancy hat.
04:54A little fancy hat?
04:54Do you try.
04:54There's no fancy hat, because what happens?
04:56Well I can't take it ever.
05:01¡Gracias!
05:26It's not something funny about a 73-year-old woman avoiding her annual urinalysis.
05:30Now up you go.
05:30If you think I'm going to let you examine me in my own kitchen...
05:34then I'm gonna have to fillet you with my boning knife.
05:37And son, I need you to take this seriously.
05:39You may be my doctor.
05:40But you're also my nephew and right now we're having lunch.
05:44So wash your hands.
05:47Honestly.
05:50You know, they've asked me to be a judge at the pie contest...
05:55with you.
05:55y dije que sÃ, pensaba que eso serÃa divertido.
06:00I hear que Elizabeth Evans
06:03es making some kind of blueberry meringue
06:07o algo asÃ.
06:09¿Estás realmente tomando estos medicamentos?
06:11Bueno, dos de ellos son para mi alta presión,
06:13y el resto...
06:15Osteoporosis, acido reflux,
06:17high cholesterol, good God, woman.
06:19You're a ticking time bomb.
06:21Y este frÃo de la comida para lunch
06:23isn't helping the situation either.
06:25Have you thought about getting some exercise,
06:27maybe some leafy greens in your diet?
06:28Dr. Reese told me to avoid the leafy greens
06:31because they might interact badly
06:32with my blood thinner
06:33and I might pass out or something.
06:36And kale tastes like crap.
06:38There's a new medication on the market
06:39that won't have those complications.
06:40I'll write you a prescription.
06:42In the meantime, we're going to have a chat
06:44about skipping medical appointments
06:45at your advanced age.
06:47If you're going to continue to play doctor,
06:48I don't want to eat lunch with you,
06:49so get out.
06:50Just go.
06:52See, it's a pie contest.
06:53I'm not judging the pie contest.
06:55Fine, and I won't see you at all.
07:01Fried chicken's delicious.
07:19Oh, Judge Martin!
07:21What do you prefer?
07:22Blakey pie crust or puffy?
07:24You lost me at Judge.
07:25Judge Martin!
07:26Martin, do you enjoy a latticework topping?
07:29I don't trust myself to do a leaf pattern.
07:31I'm not judging the pie contest.
07:33Oh, Martin.
07:34Hello.
07:35Where are you headed?
07:36Well, I'm on my way for some lunch,
07:38but it seems like blueberry mania
07:39swallowed this town whole.
07:41Right.
07:41Well, that time of year.
07:42Which reminds me, I've been wondering,
07:44um, if you happen to like cinnamon?
07:46I'm scared to ask,
07:47but why are we talking about spices?
07:48Or maybe vanilla.
07:49Or caramel.
07:50Little ribbons of caramel
07:51wrapping gently around your taste buds.
07:53Oh, no, Louisa, not you, too.
07:55I'm sorry.
07:56I'm not going to be judging the pie contest.
07:57I guess I'm just another desperate pie baker
07:59looking for an edge.
08:00You've all lost your minds.
08:01Maybe, but this is a big deal in a small town.
08:03I mean, it's nice.
08:04It's tradition.
08:05It's competitive.
08:06Yeah, it's also high in fat and sugar.
08:08Yeah, but first place is a little blue crown.
08:10But Barry Hammers always wins it.
08:11Always.
08:11He always takes first.
08:12Always.
08:13No, the real competition in Portwin
08:14is for second.
08:15Oh, wait.
08:17What about ginger?
08:18You know?
08:18I mean, that's an interesting combination, right?
08:21With the blueberries?
08:22No, Louisa, Louisa, Louisa.
08:23I am not going to be judging them.
08:25Judge Martin, do these berries look fresh to you?
08:26Am I thinking if I had meant to my pie?
08:27No, no, no.
08:27Listen up, everyone.
08:29I am the town doctor,
08:30and my only concern is your health.
08:32So you can skip your appointments
08:34and ignore your well-being,
08:35but I will not be deciding the winner
08:37of your ridiculous contest
08:39because I don't care.
08:49Consider the ginger.
08:51Talk about it later.
08:58Delighted to have you in for lunch, doctor.
09:00It was either this
09:00or be force-fed blueberries
09:02in the parking lot.
09:03I want to take the garden salad
09:05with chicken, please.
09:06Unfortunately,
09:07we don't have the garden salad today.
09:09I am so sorry.
09:10All right.
09:10Uh, steam fish.
09:11No, not that either.
09:13Shepherd's pie, then.
09:14Mmm, wouldn't that be lovely?
09:15We're out of that one, too.
09:17What do you have in the kitchen?
09:24Today, in the kitchen,
09:25we have Greg.
09:29It's this pie contest madness.
09:31Oh, no.
09:31Oh, no.
09:32Every year,
09:32he decides that he's the chef,
09:34that he can cook,
09:35and yet...
09:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
09:38I chilled this dough!
09:39I swear I did!
09:41It's not fair!
09:43I'm not allowed in there.
09:45I'm a pie contest judge.
09:47Conflict of interest.
09:48And yes,
09:48I heard that you stepped down
09:49from your post.
09:50God knows who they're gonna get
09:51to replace you.
09:52Oh!
09:53It's gonna be a long weekend.
09:56But we still might have
09:58one last tuna salad
09:59in the back fridge.
10:00Oh, I hate mayonnaise.
10:01Oh, beggars can't be choosers.
10:03I'll go check.
10:07Tuna salad is delicious.
10:10Lots of mayonnaise.
10:19I'm sorry.
10:20I...
10:20You...
10:22I have to ask.
10:24You're blue.
10:27All of you.
10:28And no makeup.
10:29You're just...
10:30blue.
10:32It's because of all
10:33the blueberries I eat.
10:34Are you joking?
10:39You're not...
10:40Oh, no, you can't be serious.
10:42Blueberries wouldn't...
10:47Y'all, that's on me, y'all.
10:49I'm so sorry.
10:50Totally...
10:50Totally my fault.
10:51I just couldn't see it
10:52because of my eyes.
10:54Let's have a look.
10:55Doc.
10:55Touch your head back.
10:56Okay, I think everything's fine.
10:57It's just allergies.
10:58Happens every year.
10:59Yeah, how about you let me
11:00make the diagnosis
11:00and you stick to being an idiot?
11:02Seems fair.
11:03All right, you need to come
11:03to my office.
11:04I can't, Doc.
11:05I gotta go set up the dunk tank.
11:06Yes, I suppose a dunk tank
11:08is more important
11:08than you going blind.
11:09Come on, this way.
11:10Okay.
11:13No, this way.
11:15The other way, Mark.
11:16This way.
11:19Ha!
11:20Ha-ha.
11:21Ha-ha.
11:22Yes.
11:26It's ready.
11:27Okay, that's good.
11:28So just, like,
11:29keep my face in frame
11:30all the time?
11:31Yes.
11:31Like, I'll stay, but...
11:33Is it like a day?
11:34Go, go, shoot.
11:36You know they replaced you
11:37on the judging panel
11:38with Bert.
11:39Ooh, big mistake.
11:39You do not want to give
11:40my dad that much power.
11:42Power?
11:42It's a pie contest.
11:44Oh, come on, Doc.
11:46You know how everything here
11:47is just so nice
11:48and people are so sweet?
11:49We just need one day a year
11:51to be, like,
11:51really competitive
11:52and vicious.
11:53Like the Purge,
11:54but with blueberries.
11:56All right, well,
11:56the eye drops
11:58and the warm compress
11:58should help your eyes some,
12:00but I strongly suspect
12:01you have Reiter's Syndrome.
12:02Really?
12:03Mm-hmm.
12:03I haven't written
12:04anything all week.
12:05Maybe a parking ticket
12:06and in my dream journal.
12:08R-E...
12:09Reiter's Syndrome.
12:10Is it painful
12:11to urinate, Mark?
12:13Typically,
12:14people suffering
12:14from Reiter's
12:15can't see,
12:16can't pee,
12:16and can't climb a tree
12:17due to untreated chlamydia.
12:19Chlamydia.
12:20Chlamydia.
12:21The STD chlamydia?
12:23Yes.
12:24How many sexual partners
12:25have you had
12:25since your breakup
12:26with Louisa?
12:28I don't know.
12:29Like,
12:31four,
12:32five,
12:33eight,
12:35I think nine.
12:36My friend Gretchen?
12:38Ten.
12:38Debbie?
12:39Eleven.
12:43Come on, Doc.
12:44You know what it's like?
12:45Big man,
12:46small pond,
12:47all the fish
12:48jumping into my net.
12:50You get it?
12:51Yeah, I'd rather not.
12:52So you need to
12:53notify each of your
12:54sexual partners
12:55of their exposure.
12:56Wait, Doc,
12:57notify them?
12:58Like, tell them
12:59that I might have
12:59given them
13:00that they might have
13:01chlamydia?
13:02Exactly.
13:03And this will clear up
13:04the infection.
13:05Prescription for doxycycline.
13:06Wait, no, wait, Doc.
13:07Doc, wait.
13:08So, like,
13:09a prescription?
13:10That I need to, like,
13:11go get filled?
13:13Yes.
13:13I assume you know
13:14how these things work.
13:15Elaine, I'm going out
13:15to get some food
13:16and nothing is gonna stop me.
13:20Okay.
13:21I guess I have to...
13:22Somebody's gotta pick up
13:23meds from their mommy.
13:25Shut up, Al.
13:45Yes, sir.
13:47That's Barry Hammers.
13:49That's our Blueberry.
13:51Get it?
13:52Blueberry?
13:52Yes, you're coffee,
13:54Judge Large.
13:55No charge, of course.
13:56Thank you.
13:57And he's the one
13:58who wins first place
13:58in the pie contest
13:59every year?
14:00Him?
14:00Yeah.
14:01He's basically
14:01the Blueberry Festival mascot.
14:04A master baker.
14:05And he's blue.
14:06That's because year in,
14:07year out,
14:08all he eats is...
14:08No, that's ridiculous.
14:09You could eat every blueberry
14:10on the planet,
14:11it wouldn't turn you blue.
14:11You know,
14:12I turned orange
14:13when I was on that
14:13carrot diet.
14:14It's not the same thing, Bert.
14:15Tell that to Blueberry.
14:16Judge Large,
14:17almost done with your
14:19complimentary oil change.
14:20Ah, thanks, Billy.
14:21And hey,
14:21tell the missus
14:22I'd love to get
14:23my backyard weeded.
14:25No, there must be
14:25something wrong with him.
14:26Some condition.
14:27And he's using a...
14:29Leave him alone, Doc.
14:30Poor old Blueberry.
14:32He was a hell of a lot
14:33better now
14:33than when we were
14:34in high school.
14:36Scaryberry.
14:37He was a real fright
14:38back then.
14:39Scaryberry?
14:39Why did they call him that?
14:41Well, hey, Bert,
14:42your car's all done.
14:44Excuse me.
14:45My business.
14:48Hey, Billy,
14:50how's the bacon coming?
14:51You know,
14:52is the bottom still soggy?
14:56Oh, Martin, hi.
14:58I've been looking for you.
14:59I just wanted to apologize
15:00for being so forward
15:01about the pie contest earlier.
15:02I just think that maybe
15:03my ambition got the best of me.
15:05Why is this contest
15:06so important to you?
15:07Oh, well, um,
15:10I've always loved to bake.
15:11And in the past,
15:12I couldn't really try my best
15:14because I couldn't
15:15outshine Sally,
15:16my future mother-in-law,
15:17former future mother-in-law.
15:19I always had to wallow
15:20in third place
15:21and let her take
15:22second year after year,
15:23but now the gloves are off.
15:25You know, I'm not
15:25with Mark anymore,
15:27and I've got a brand-new
15:28baking trick up my sleeve,
15:30and I don't know,
15:31I just feel like maybe
15:32if I could just bust out
15:33of third place,
15:33that maybe I could get
15:34everyone to see me
15:35in a new light.
15:36You know how small towns
15:37can put you in a box,
15:38give you a label?
15:39You're the spinster.
15:40You're the idiot.
15:41You're the grump.
15:42Hi, Judge.
15:42Exactly.
15:47And you?
15:48You're the...
15:51Heartbreaker.
15:57Well,
15:58it does seem like
15:59a colossal waste
16:00of time, energy,
16:01and food,
16:02but I suppose
16:04these little contests
16:04do help to distract people
16:06from the dreary realities
16:07of living in a dead-end town.
16:11Well, thank you for that,
16:13but this contest
16:14actually really means
16:16something to me,
16:17you know,
16:17especially this year
16:18when I'm trying to prove
16:20to myself, actually,
16:21that I can be
16:22more than I thought I could.
16:32Now, listen, Johnny.
16:34I let you off the hook
16:35last week twice
16:36because you were
16:36filling mailboxes
16:37with fish heads,
16:38all right?
16:38No!
16:38So you're gonna do this
16:39for me, okay?
16:41Here.
16:41Dude!
16:42This is crazy.
16:44Your name's
16:44on the prescription.
16:46The pharmacist
16:47is your mom.
16:47Okay, but she's really busy
16:48and she may not know this,
16:50okay?
16:50Here, come on.
16:51Give you my handcuffs.
16:52I'm just gonna do it.
16:56Your eyes look super grody.
16:57Shut up, Johnny.
16:59Huh?
17:01Yeah.
17:02You little baby bike.
17:05Sally.
17:06What's supposed to go
17:07right here?
17:09Oh, what's for my next
17:10trophy, of course.
17:12Oh, but you're a judge
17:13this year.
17:13We should not be talking
17:14about the pie contest.
17:15Okay, here.
17:16Let me ring you up.
17:19With a new prescription
17:20that is $127.90.
17:23What?
17:25$127 a month?
17:27What the hell?
17:28Well, it's this new
17:28blood thinner that Dr. Best
17:30puts you on.
17:30It's very pricey.
17:32No, no, no.
17:33I'll just stick to the old one.
17:34I'm not paying that.
17:35Well, you do have
17:35one refill left.
17:37Should I call Dr. Best
17:38to make sure it's okay?
17:39No, no.
17:40I'm keeping him out
17:41of my personal health issues
17:43from now on.
17:44He comes to lunch
17:45and brings a stethoscope.
17:46Oh, is it cold
17:47on your skin?
17:48I bet Dr. Best
17:49has very warm hands.
17:51Sally.
17:52He's my nephew.
17:54All right.
17:56$21.45 then.
17:58Okay.
17:59Oh, hi, honey.
18:00What brings you in?
18:02Oh, hey.
18:02Hey, ma.
18:04Can't really talk right now.
18:05I have this developing
18:06crime situation
18:06down on Lincoln.
18:07I just need to fill
18:08this prescript real fast.
18:10No biggie.
18:11No diggity.
18:15Did Louisa do this to you?
18:17No, mom, stop.
18:18What is it?
18:18No.
18:19Gonorrhea?
18:20Syphilis?
18:20The big H?
18:21The little a?
18:22No, no.
18:23It has nothing
18:24like that.
18:25And Louisa
18:26has nothing
18:27to do with it.
18:28It's
18:30it's
18:34it's
18:34chlamydia.
18:35Chlamydia?
18:36Well, that's not so bad.
18:38Everybody's had chlamydia,
18:40sweetheart.
18:40At least it's not the crabs.
18:42Crabs are so much worse.
18:44Looking down
18:44and seeing those little monsters
18:46snapping at you.
18:47Who gave this to you?
18:48Was it that Gretchen?
18:50Elaine's friend?
18:51The one with the face?
18:52They all have faces.
18:53Oh, yeah.
18:53Sounds right.
18:54She's awful.
18:55No.
18:56I don't know.
18:57I don't know.
18:58Honey, relax.
19:00You're a single man now.
19:01Something like this
19:02was bound to happen.
19:04I'm actually proud of you.
19:06Sowing your wild oats.
19:07And until this antibiotic
19:09kicks in,
19:10a good place
19:11to dip your doinker
19:12for a few minutes
19:13every night
19:13is a nice cold glass
19:15of 7-Up.
19:16Mom, stop!
19:18Really?
19:19Yeah, honey.
19:22Something about the bubbles.
19:48It's better.
19:50It's just not even some kind of...
19:52Ah!
19:53You're not supposed to be here.
19:54I'm still getting ready
19:55for tomorrow.
19:56I'm so sorry.
19:57Should I come back
19:57at a better time?
19:58Yeah, actually.
19:59This is a mess.
20:01Al can't be my cameraman anymore.
20:02He has to run the dunk tank
20:04tomorrow at the street fair.
20:05What are you doing here?
20:07I'm looking to see
20:08if Dr. Reese
20:09ever treated Barry Hammers.
20:11I need to understand
20:12why that man is blue.
20:13Something could actually
20:14be wrong with him.
20:15A whole half day off
20:16and you can't stop doctoring.
20:18I'm not going to find
20:18any files on there
20:19for Barry Hammers.
20:20I'm not?
20:21Blueberry?
20:22He was never a patient here.
20:23Like, ever.
20:24Someone actually told me...
20:26Was it Irma?
20:27I think it was Irma.
20:28Was it Irma?
20:29I don't know
20:29if it was Irma specifically.
20:31Irrega...
20:31Told you what?
20:32Irma says that Blueberry
20:34had some kind of
20:35horrible medical condition
20:37when he was in high school.
20:38He had to be seen
20:39by some specialist
20:40in Bar Harbor.
20:41A specialist?
20:41Yeah.
20:41Okay, listen, listen.
20:43You're going to be
20:44my cameraman tomorrow
20:45at the festival.
20:47Oh, I most certainly
20:48will not be doing that.
20:49Al is out.
20:50You're the only option
20:51that I have left.
20:52And I'm covering the festival
20:53from 9 a.m. to midnight tomorrow,
20:55so please wear some
20:55comfortable shoes,
20:56not these.
20:58For the last time,
20:59I will not be attending
21:00or participating
21:01in this godforsaken festival.
21:07What?
21:08What?
21:09What is this look?
21:12No, I just...
21:14I would just like to remind you
21:15that there are certain things
21:18that I'm doing,
21:20certain blood things
21:21that I am doing
21:23for you,
21:25things that I may not want to do
21:27but that I do anyway.
21:29So maybe you could do something
21:33for me that you don't want to do.
21:36This is blackmail.
21:37Now, you are blackmailing me.
21:41And remember,
21:43this is the good side of my face.
21:49Doc Martin and Elaine's office,
21:51how can I help you today?
21:54Oh, yes.
21:55Okay, yes.
21:57The doctor is needed
21:59at the salty breeze.
22:00Somebody has burned their hand.
22:04And I will see you tomorrow
22:06at the Blueberry Festival
22:07at 9 a.m.,
22:09live from Port Wynn.
22:11Have a safe evening.
22:14And good night.
22:16He's been baking around the clock,
22:18not sleeping,
22:19not being careful.
22:20It'll be fine,
22:22but what isn't fine
22:24is people getting injured
22:25because of a pie contest.
22:27No, you can't wrap it up too much.
22:28I need my hand all day tomorrow.
22:30I have to bake.
22:30Do you hear what you're saying?
22:32I have to bake.
22:33You're having a nervous breakdown
22:34over a pie contest.
22:35I have to bake.
22:36Greg, honey,
22:38this pie contest
22:38is giving you an anxiety attack.
22:40I want to be worth it if I win.
22:42No.
22:43All year long,
22:44all I hear about
22:45is George's lobster rolls
22:46and George's chowder.
22:48People just see me
22:49as the money guy,
22:50some silent partner,
22:52George's less creative other half,
22:55but I'm more than that.
22:56Can't you just give him a sedative?
22:58Everyone in this town
22:59needs a sedative.
23:00I can't win
23:02the pie contest.
23:04Barry will win.
23:05Barry always wins.
23:08But for once,
23:09I'd like to just place
23:10second, third,
23:12honorable mention,
23:14tardist filling.
23:15It would prove that
23:15I can make things too,
23:17that I'm good with my hands.
23:18Just not this hand.
23:20I know.
23:21I should be happy
23:22for all of Barry's success.
23:24Irma told me
23:25what a troubled youth he had.
23:27Wait, what do you mean by that?
23:28Just how he rose above
23:29all his medical issues
23:31to become this local legend.
23:33I was a troubled teen too.
23:34In high school,
23:35the football team
23:36locked me in the janitor's closet
23:38after I highlighted my hair.
23:41Where's my prize?
23:43So you're saying
23:44Barry was sick as a kid?
23:45Terrible illness?
23:46It was just acne.
23:47Horrible acne.
23:48Apparently awful.
23:50disfiguring.
23:50Irma went to the prom
23:52with Scary Barry.
23:53So he had bad skin.
23:55And my mother disowned me.
23:56Maybe I should write that
23:58in Barry's
23:58across the top of my pie.
24:00Greg, honey.
24:01Hey, look at me.
24:03Look at me.
24:03Look that way.
24:04I love you.
24:06So much.
24:07But this is not worth it.
24:09Year after year,
24:10you whip yourself up
24:11into a lather
24:11over a blueberry.
24:28Oh!
24:44¿Puedo ver esto? ¿Puedo ver eso? ¿Puedo ver eso?
24:47Ah, ok.
24:50Reporting live from Port Wendt's annual blueberry festival,
24:55I am Elaine Denton.
24:56Let's take this moment to get the reactions
24:59from the man and woman on the street, shall we?
25:04This should be fascinating.
25:05Just seriously.
25:07So it's men and women on the street?
25:09It's everyone on the street.
25:10You want to get a reaction from the pig?
25:11Dave, why don't you ask the pig a question?
25:14Hello. Good, sir.
25:15How are you finding the festival this year?
25:18It's okay.
25:20Okay.
25:21So that's all you're feeling?
25:23Uh, okay.
25:25Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm asking.
25:27It's just okay?
25:28Uh, okay.
25:31Okay.
25:32Okay.
25:32Have you ever actually hit someone with your rolling pin?
25:38Cobbler, crumble, or crisp,
25:40can anything really compete with pie?
25:47Hello, ma'am.
25:48Have you traveled a great distance
25:49to sample Maine's finest blueberries here in Port Wendt?
25:54Elaine, it's me, Irma.
25:57How many people are watching my live feed now?
25:59What should I know?
26:00The number's at the top of the screen.
26:03What are you, like, a hundred?
26:04Two.
26:06Al and someone named Port Wendy.
26:08That's it?
26:10Nobody else in the whole town is watching my coverage?
26:13It's not the moon landing, and everyone is here.
26:15Oh, it's a disaster.
26:17How am I ever going to get any kind of a national following?
26:19I can't even get my friends and neighbors to watch me.
26:22Wait.
26:22We have another live viewer.
26:25It's your mother.
26:26She's just tuning in now.
26:28Oh, babe, she's just commenting.
26:29Is that my laser?
26:35Oh, this is something.
26:36This is something.
26:37This is something.
26:38Doc!
26:52Oh, Kimberly, um, how are you?
26:54I got your message.
26:56Oh, right, about the, um, the notification.
26:58Right.
26:59Just want to keep you aware.
27:01So I just have to go to because it's just I have a dunk tank thing that I'm kind of
27:04doing right now.
27:05My mother heard the voicemail you left me.
27:07She did.
27:08I'm going to kill you.
27:09Okay.
27:10Okay.
27:10You know, we don't need to, like, hurl.
27:12Just, you know, we can.
27:14Okay, so if we just.
27:17Marilyn, Yvonne, Gretchen.
27:19Gretchen.
27:20Oh, you guys got my call.
27:21That's good because.
27:23That's good because I sometimes with the voicemail.
27:25I wasn't sure.
27:26Okay, ladies.
27:26Let's just remember that this is a game, huh?
27:29It's all for fun.
27:30A larger than normal turnout at the dunk tank this year.
27:32All of the players seem very motivated.
27:35Your faces are just so angry.
27:37Okay.
27:39Okay.
27:40Whoa.
27:40That was a real slammer there, Karen.
27:42That was.
27:43My name is Carol.
27:45Carol.
27:45I meant I knew that.
27:47She feels very strongly about eradicating that jailhouse mold.
27:51You just look like you gotta put some high heat on that one.
27:54Woo!
27:54Okay.
27:55That was.
27:56Wah!
27:58Okay.
27:59I felt it.
28:00Everything got, like, whooped.
28:06Okay.
28:11Okay.
28:12Okay.
28:12Okay.
28:12Enough!
28:13Take off!
28:14Lady, come on!
28:15Come on!
28:15Enough!
28:15Enough!
28:16Okay!
28:17Enough!
28:23¿Es esto embarazante para m�
28:25SÃ.
28:28¡Atención! ¡Atención, todos!
28:30¡Es casi hora de que los jueces terminan la final de la tarea!
28:33¡SuscrÃbete a la cerapeuta para el anual Port Wendt Blueberry Pie Contest!
28:39¡Now, está en algún momento en el público!
28:40¡PodrÃa ser el campeón de este año! ¡Quién es!
28:42¡Vamos en! ¡Alejando a grabar un seat!
28:45¡Oh, espera! ¡Oh, espera!
28:46¡We're at capacity!
28:48¡Sorry!
28:49¡Well, that's remarkable!
28:51¡Oh, come on!
28:51¡Yos deberÃa sabernos!
28:52¡No, no!
28:54¡No, no!
28:55¡No, no!
28:56¡No!
28:57¡No, no!
28:58¡Nos vemos en el próximo año!
29:03¡Gracias!
29:29...completely shut out, every year. Left behind, every year.
29:32I'm trying to watch this.
29:33Oh, of course. Of course. I'm sorry.
29:35Okay, how many people are watching now? On the live feed, I mean.
29:39One.
29:39Joss, my mom. Okay. Al made it inside then. Okay. All right. All right.
29:45This is so stressful. Get a hold of yourself.
29:53Luisa, you're cutting off the circulation in your fingers.
29:56Just another simple person trying to distract herself from the dreary reality, I suppose.
30:01I didn't mean to imply that you were simple. I was only... It's just a pie contest.
30:07No. It's more than that. But you wouldn't understand because you don't want to understand.
30:11And you don't want to understand because you actually don't give a crap.
30:14I'm number two. I'm number two.
30:17Good evening. Good afternoon, Mom.
30:20I'm Elaine Denton, recording, reporting live inside Legion Hall where judging has just commenced.
30:29Demenced. Has ended. Ended.
30:32Basically, they've eaten all the pies and soon we'll know the winner. Live. With me. Your daughter.
30:40For blue witness eyes. Eyewitness blues.
30:46Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon.
30:49We, the judges, have come up with our final decisions.
30:52Now, as you know, this is a blind taste test.
30:55And it is my job, privilege, honor, to announce in third place, pie 21.
31:04What? That's me. That's me. No. That's me. No. That's me.
31:12Wow. Big upset. Greg Garrison has taken third place.
31:18Also, Mom, can I keep the blazer? I think it looks good on me.
31:24It's a bit good on my blaze.
31:26I need you to do that.
31:28But I, I, I always went through it. Always. Wait. Does this mean...
31:39And in second place, we chose pie number seven.
31:45C'est moi.
31:46Well, Mom, you were right. Sally Milo has taken second place again this year.
31:52Wait. Wait. What does this mean?
31:55I'm good at you.
31:57Dad, have I, have I taken first?
32:04And thank you. In first place...
32:08Excuse me.
32:11In first place is pie 13.
32:16What?
32:17Oh. Again?
32:23And, as always, Barry Hammers takes first place in the annual Port Wendt Pie Bowl game contest.
32:30I didn't even, I didn't even place?
32:37Oh, my God.
32:43Oh, my God.
32:45Oh.
32:46Oh, my God.
32:46Thanks, Sarah.
32:47Oh.
32:51i'm fine
32:54no, your heartbeat is weak and irregular
32:56how long until the ambulance gets here
32:5710 minutes, they're all out of the hospital
32:59oh, we can take her in my car
33:00no, we need the oxygen, we can do 10 minutes
33:02okay
33:04you just need to hold still and be quiet, okay?
33:13oh, um, clear the street outside of Legion Hall
33:16an ambulance is coming for Sarah
33:18and everybody think good thoughts
33:19she's gonna be okay
33:20okay, we're waiting for the ambulance
33:22she's okay, yeah, the ambulance is on his way
33:24I don't understand, she was fine all day
33:27right up until the last round of judging
33:28when did she start feeling ill?
33:30we ate so much
33:31I think it started just when we were tasting
33:34the last few pies, those pies
33:37well, she is on a wide assortment of medications
33:40possible some ingredient in one of the pies
33:42is interacting badly
33:44which of those pies did she eat last?
33:46um, um, that one, number seven
33:48oh, that's my pie
33:49okay, I need you to tell me exactly what's in your pie
33:51right now, every ingredient
33:53oh, it's, uh, nothing unusual
33:56um, lard
33:57lard in the, um, organic wheat crust
34:00and, uh, sugar, cornstarch, lemon
34:03blueberries, of course
34:05oh, do I have to say it?
34:07yes!
34:08just a sprinkle of powdered MSG
34:14my mother always said it made the blueberries pop
34:17and anyways, nothing
34:18I was like, no, barely nothing there
34:21monosodium glutamate would only cause a slight increase in heart rate
34:24that's not what's happening here
34:26it's not the MSG
34:26but that MSG is a violation of contest rules
34:29all organic, all homegrown ingredients
34:32you cheated
34:32Sally Milo, I'm afraid we have to eliminate you from the competition
34:36no, no, George, no
34:39well, who made that pie, number 14, over there
34:42that would have been in fourth place, right?
34:44that's mine
34:45that's, that's my pie
34:49oh, um, hello everyone
34:52a very surprising turn of events here at the pie contest
34:56everyone, everyone
34:58what pie did Sarah eat before Sally's?
35:01oh, that one, pie 13
35:02yeah, yeah, that's Blueberry's blueberry pie
35:04I can guarantee you that the ingredients in my pie are, as always, 100% organic and homegrown
35:11did you grow your ingredients yourself?
35:12yes
35:12and do you use any fertilizers or pesticides?
35:15how dare you even ask me that?
35:18do you even know what organic means?
35:20are we gonna really let this outsider come into our town and question me?
35:25blueberry, the blueberry festival mascot
35:28excuse me, I was merely asking
35:30and I am merely telling you
35:32that I was guaranteed
35:34my pie's ingredients
35:36were 100% certified organic
35:41wait
35:42you were guaranteed by whom?
35:45by me
35:46I guarantee me
35:48you bought that pie, didn't you?
35:51no, of course not
35:52I don't care if that pie came from your kitchen
35:54or the dumpster behind the salty breeze
35:56I only care about my aunt's life
35:57now do you or do you not know what's in that pie?
36:01I don't know, I bought it
36:04online
36:06but there was nothing unusual in it
36:07I swear to you, I swear
36:10I wish I could describe the feeling in the room right now
36:13it is electric
36:15you're blueberry
36:17because of all the blueberries you eat
36:19because year in and year out
36:22around the clock
36:23you're baking blueberry pies
36:25I don't even know how to cook
36:27oh my gosh
36:28and it's not from blueberries, Bert
36:31he's been using colloidal silver for what, 40 years?
36:34you saw that dermatologist when you were a teenager
36:37and he prescribed it for your chronic acne, right?
36:40but he was only supposed to use the lotion for two months
36:42not decades
36:43and he turned himself blue
36:44which is a long-term side effect of overuse
36:47you have to stop using it
36:49I liked being blue
36:51it became my identity
36:54gave me a place in this town
36:57I wasn't the freak anymore
36:59I was a mascot
37:03at least I made my pie
37:07if I melt, so see
37:08oh my god
37:10it is moments like these that remind us
37:12why we are alive
37:13and why we bake pies
37:15and what about you, Louisa?
37:17what's in yours?
37:18oh, uh, nothing
37:19I mean, I mean, nothing that could hurt her
37:21but didn't you say you had a new baking trick up your sleeve?
37:22what was it?
37:23I soaked the blueberries in spinach water
37:25for 24 hours before baking
37:26I read about it in an old French cookbook
37:28it's supposed to keep the berries sweet
37:30but I promise I grew the spinach myself
37:31and I didn't break any rules
37:32I never break any rules
37:33well, fresh blueberries and cold water
37:34would absorb a massive amount of calcium
37:36and oxalate from fresh spinach
37:37and her old blood thinners
37:39would have reacted negatively
37:40but I switched her to a new medication
37:42so that
37:42she didn't take the new medication
37:43because it was too expensive
37:45she's still on the old blood thinner
37:47I knew we should have called you
37:48the ambulance is almost here
37:50it's the spinach
37:51oh no
37:51she needs a shot of heparin
37:53she's gonna be okay
37:54let's just sit her up
37:54I'm glad she's gonna be okay
37:56but I can't
37:57over here
37:57just over here
37:58I just can't believe that I won the
38:04I actually won
38:06well
38:07I guess you'll be making my favorites all month
38:09fried chicken
38:10and mac and cheese
38:12and that
38:12Al stop talking
38:13what?
38:14Gregory Denise Garrison
38:15did you just tell Bert that we would
38:17well I
38:18would make his favorite meals
38:19if you won the pie contest
38:20oh wait
38:20wait
38:21it's not over yet folks
38:22no of course not
38:23I would never
38:24I mean
38:25I may have mentioned
38:26as a joke
38:28that we would cater to his tastes
38:30for a bit
38:31and if I were to place in the contest
38:32I may have pointed out
38:34which pie was mine
38:35I don't know
38:37this contest makes me crazy
38:39well Sarah is on her way to the hospital
38:42Doc Martin says she's going to be fine
38:43but if I'm not mistaken
38:45there is one last twist in the pie judging
38:47and yes here it comes
38:49Gregory Garrison
38:50you were summarily disqualified
38:52from the competition
38:53for unscrupulous behavior
38:55we will talk tonight
38:56he is out
38:57Greg is gone
38:58and like a phoenix rising from the ashes
39:01which means
39:01the official and final
39:03winner
39:04of this year's annual
39:06Portwind Blueberry Pie Making Contest is
39:08can you believe what we are seeing here today
39:10Louisa Gavin
39:14woohoo
39:20we have to get Sarah to the hospital
39:24no no
39:24you stay
39:24she'll be fine
39:26you did it
39:27you deserve this
39:29you won
39:35oh
39:36oh
39:37oh
39:47I
39:51uh
39:58oh my gosh
40:00oh my gosh
40:00oh my gosh
40:01oh my gosh
40:01oh my gosh
40:02oh my gosh
40:02oh my gosh
40:04oh my gosh
40:05oh my gosh
40:09oh my gosh
40:18oh my gosh
40:21oh my gosh
40:22oh my gosh
40:22oh my gosh
40:22oh my gosh
40:23No me gusta la idea de estar en esta ciudad sin ti sin ti.
40:29Y si no pudiera tener la nueva medicación, deberÃa haber dicho.
40:33I'm sorry, MartÃn.
40:37I was so annoyed.
40:39Because I thought you were coming for lunch.
40:46But you didn't.
40:49And I just...
40:52I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
40:55I just want to...
40:56You want to spend more time with me?
40:59Yeah.
41:05Well, I may have rejected the role of Pi, Judge,
41:10but I will accept the role of your nephew.
41:13And you can be my weekly lunch date, guaranteed.
41:18Twice a week.
41:21Provided you follow lunch with a brisk walk of at least 10,000 steps.
41:2510,000 steps?
41:27And no more fried cod.
41:31Hello.
41:32Would anyone care for tonight's dessert?
41:33Ice cream.
41:40No.
41:43Hmm.
41:45No.
41:46No.
41:52No.
42:05Oh, no.
42:11Gracias por ver el video.
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