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00:14¡Gracias!
00:30No, no, no, no.
00:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:32No, no, no.
00:33No, no, no.
00:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38This season, I need professional, seasoned heads of the department.
00:43There's no room for chaos out here.
00:45Everyone needs to know their role and execute it.
00:48So, that's why I brought you all here together.
00:52Ben, I don't micromanage, but I do have high standards.
00:55Good.
00:56Love it, love it, love it, like it.
00:57I want service now, immediately.
01:00We need spinach, spinach now.
01:02We need to glaze some parmesan, very important.
01:04I don't expect just good, I want exceptional.
01:07That pork belly is delicious.
01:09It's delicious.
01:10I have been cooking since I was four.
01:11Yeah, there you go.
01:13Joelle, you're captain now, you've earned your stripes.
01:15I want you to lead your team with structure and experience and the discipline that's required on deck.
01:21Good is not good enough.
01:22We need to make sure that everything is where it's supposed to be.
01:25This is the energy backup, come on.
01:27I'm here to make it as easy for you as possible.
01:29Daisy, you're the chief stewardess.
01:31You are the one to set the standard.
01:33I need attention to detail.
01:35Toilet paper needs replacing, it's too small.
01:38Check the stainless steel in the mirror, the tissue box, this will be done.
01:42I need professional luxury service.
01:44This is so sexy.
01:46Nice to meet you.
01:47Yeah, you too.
01:48You two haven't met?
01:49No.
01:50No, never met.
01:51You know Joelle.
01:52You've worked together before.
01:53I'm with Captain Sandy.
01:54Yeah.
01:55A long time ago.
01:56You guys are the best of the best.
01:57That's why I brought you guys all here together.
02:00There's no room for egos.
02:02Daisy, I think we're done here.
02:04Absolutely f***ing fine.
02:05Figure it out on yourself.
02:06The way he behaves in this film is outrageous.
02:09F***ing lives in the gas zone.
02:10But not only does he not just go up there to nap, he makes out with girls.
02:14Joelle has got an agenda with...
02:16Daisy, that's a problem.
02:18I mean, he's meant to be my friend.
02:20I've had your back.
02:21That's it.
02:22That friendship is gone because we made it personal.
02:24We need to work as a team.
02:25But if you keep going around like that, it's just going to be fail, fail, fail.
02:30You guys have been here before.
02:31You've walked this path.
02:32If we just know we've got each other's back, and we're here to support each other, and really
02:37blow this out of the park.
02:38F*** yourself, arsehole.
02:40Now f*** off.
02:41You f***ing wanker.
02:55All right, we have to rename you guys this year.
02:58I can see Joelle.
02:59He's the big one.
03:00Daisy's just poking her head out at the moment, and this is Ben.
03:04Front, forward, ready to go.
03:06This season, we're in Kenawan, and I cannot be any more excited.
03:09It's an exclusive location.
03:11To get here is a mission, you have to charter your own plane, but this is where the high-end
03:14people want to be.
03:15It's got the largest reef chain in the Caribbean.
03:17It's a perfect place for some snorkeling.
03:20It has lots of sea life.
03:21We're down under the Caribbean, but, you know, down under's a state of mind.
03:26And plus, I'm Australian, so down under's wherever I am.
03:31Damn rain.
03:40Wow, look at the boat.
03:42She's big.
03:43She is big.
03:44Well, it's probably got quite a big galley, if it's that beamy.
03:47Love a boat with a big girt there.
03:49Yeah.
03:51It has been about six years since I have worked on a yacht, but you know what?
03:56The stars have aligned, my little darlings, and I am here, and I am back.
04:03If your food was music, you'd be Jimi Hendrix.
04:06Talk to me, baby.
04:07Talk to me.
04:08Oh, baby.
04:09Remember, I'm the biggest ass in the world.
04:11If there was a problem, I'd tell you.
04:12I never know which Ben I'm going to get.
04:14I am Fifty Shades of Ben, baby.
04:18I'm really enjoying my freedom these days.
04:20I have a successful catering company.
04:23However, my personal life has not been quite as successful.
04:27But about a week ago, I did bump into Captain Jason, and I took him for lunch at the Outback
04:33Steakhouse.
04:34Because he's Australian.
04:36It's the only Australian place I know.
04:38My chef just dropped out just before the season, and Ben was the first solution that came to mind.
04:42He needed a chef, and I needed an escape, and I thought, why not?
04:47In essence, we saved each other.
04:49This could be the perfect little distraction.
04:51You know, just a little goodness in my life.
04:54Ooh.
04:56Oh, wow.
04:57This is big.
04:58Wow, this is really big.
04:59This is massive.
05:00Oh, my God, it's not.
05:02Oh, yeah, careful.
05:03I just gripped my nuple hard.
05:05Ooh, uniforms.
05:07Oh, liquid yacht wear.
05:08My last four seasons on Parcel had so many ups and downs.
05:12I am so ready for a clean slate.
05:15I'd like to discuss some of the things that went wrong.
05:18Clearing of the plates.
05:19This is Daisy, Daisy.
05:20Why isn't this?
05:21Daisy, what's wrong with Sarah?
05:22It's Daisy, and I'm so sick of hearing my f***ing name.
05:25You'll be on your phone, and then you come up, and then you shout at us for something,
05:28and then I'm like, I'm so f***ing.
05:28I shave to you.
05:29Sometimes.
05:30Oh.
05:31You f***ing could have had me a million times over, and you didn't want me.
05:35Now that you can't have me, now you f***ing want me.
05:38I'm so done with this conversation.
05:39I am looking forward to a new phase in my life.
05:42I've got new hair.
05:44I'm looking forward to a new crew.
05:45I want you two to share a cabin.
05:47You can pick which cabin you want to be in.
05:49I'm looking forward to a boat that doesn't trash itself every time it hits the open water.
05:56F***ing hell.
06:00That's a sale.
06:02No, thank you.
06:03You've got a whole restaurant, golly.
06:05Yeah, yeah, this is major, Mae.
06:07I'm going to put my bed in here, I reckon.
06:10Definitely left England.
06:12Attention all HODs.
06:14Hey.
06:16Here, here's your crew.
06:19How are these doors open?
06:21Here we go.
06:21We're in.
06:23Mike's the deck's due.
06:24Okay, cool.
06:25It's up to you guys to manage him and your team and work together.
06:28Yeah, for sure.
06:29Engineering experience, so hopefully he's got a hit on him.
06:31We'll know where everyone is.
06:33Here's your girls.
06:34You've got Jenna and Joe.
06:36Show them the ropes and show them the way.
06:37F*** my boobs.
06:39I know a deck's shoe always kind of falls under deck for some reason.
06:43Are you going to be fully managing him or is he going to come more under interior?
06:47From what I can see, it would be more interior.
06:49This interior is massive.
06:51So what I'm thinking is we use him in the morning, give him the space in the afternoon to rest,
06:56and then you use him in the evening.
06:58I started in yachting eight years ago and I feel like now I have a great reputation.
07:02I mean, I've had to kind of make up for my bad reputation.
07:06I'm not asking for a c*** juggling dunder c*** like you to come out and be an asshole.
07:12Rewind, rewind.
07:12I pay good money for that s***.
07:14Don't f***ing shove your fingers in it.
07:15I didn't give a f***, mate.
07:16I was...
07:17Then get the f*** out of my galley.
07:18Jesus Christ.
07:19I'm sick of your bull s*** tonight.
07:20But I've grown up now.
07:22Ask me if I'm going to take a position as an officer on any other boat.
07:24I wouldn't.
07:25I'm a captain.
07:25I've got a licence to drive any vessel under 3,000 gross tonne, and I do.
07:29But Jason, he's like a big brother to me and a mentor.
07:33I trust him and I believe that I can learn more from him.
07:36Okay, well, I'm super happy with that.
07:40Hi.
07:41Hi.
07:42You all right?
07:42Yeah, good.
07:43Nice to meet you, mate.
07:44I'm Daisy.
07:45Nice to meet you.
07:46What's your position?
07:47Dex do.
07:47Oh, you're dex do.
07:48Okay, love it.
07:49I am Daisy.
07:50I'm your chief's do.
07:51Oh, you're the chief's do, yeah?
07:52Yes.
07:52Yeah, you're going to be under my team.
07:56Hi, I'm Jenna.
07:57Lovely to meet you.
07:58Nice to meet you.
07:59Stunning.
08:00Thank you.
08:00You too.
08:01This is Ben.
08:02Nice to meet you.
08:03How are you?
08:03Yeah, nice to meet you.
08:04I'm a bit of a chat box me, so...
08:06Oh, yeah?
08:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:07I'm like the big, loud, outgoing character.
08:10We'll put you in front of the guests.
08:11Oh, 100%.
08:12We'll entertain them.
08:13Yeah, I am an entertainer, I'll be fair.
08:15Where are you from?
08:16I'm from South Africa.
08:17Oh, nice.
08:18And you?
08:19Mancho.
08:20I'm a student.
08:21Cool, me too.
08:22Hi, I'm Daisy.
08:24Nice to meet you, Jenna.
08:25Nice to meet you, Jenna.
08:26Nice to meet you.
08:26Nice to meet you.
08:27Hi, I'm Joe.
08:28Joe, nice to meet you.
08:30Welcome.
08:31Oh, yeah.
08:34Look at that.
08:35She's looking pretty good.
08:37Pretty good.
08:38This is your chef, I'm Bowson.
08:41This is Ben and Joe.
08:43Hello, you too.
08:44This is Joe, and this is Jenna.
08:46Hi, lovely to meet you.
08:48Hello, my skis.
08:50Hi.
08:50We have those two boys in here.
08:52Calm down, mate.
08:54I know.
08:56I'm just kidding.
08:57All right, cool.
08:59This might come as a shock to everyone, but I am actually single.
09:04Fairly recently, I broke up with my fiancee, having spent $50,000 on a wedding I didn't attend.
09:12It's odd when your future's been solidified for it all to vanish into thin air.
09:17Yachting was a very large part of my formative life.
09:19It's actually nice to come back to it.
09:21They do say that to get over someone, you've got to find someone else.
09:26I think Katina could be my new girl.
09:29All right, sorry.
09:33Oh, my goodness.
09:35Where in South Africa are you from?
09:37Cape Town.
09:38Oh, no, you don't say in very South African.
09:40I'm so happy I don't sound African.
09:42You're which?
09:43Huh?
09:44What did you say?
09:45I said, I'm so happy I don't sound African.
09:48It's so expensive to be Jenna.
09:50I mean, I work hard, so I can't provide for myself.
09:54I love a luxury lifestyle.
09:57I go into yachting because you're meeting the top 1%.
09:59You surround yourself with people you want to be, who you're associated with.
10:04That's who you're going to become.
10:06And how long have you been in yachting for?
10:08In my 13th year.
10:10Damn.
10:11Yeah.
10:11Long time.
10:12It is a long time.
10:13I'm not scrubbing toilets until I'm there.
10:16The f***?
10:18Oh, blue.
10:21Hiya.
10:22How are you?
10:23Nice to meet you.
10:24Oh, give me a hug.
10:24Okay.
10:25It's Betul.
10:26Eddie.
10:27Eddie, what's your name?
10:28Nice name.
10:29Betul.
10:30Betul.
10:30Am I saying that right?
10:31Nice.
10:32Betul?
10:33I'm Turkish.
10:34Betul means virgin, by the way.
10:37Where are you from?
10:38I'm from New Zealand.
10:38My parents, like, they try to tell me something, you know.
10:42Every time they call me, hey, virgin.
10:44Hey, virgin.
10:46Hey, virgin.
10:48I used to be a Muslim in a strict religious family.
10:52In our culture, women are not seen and not heard.
10:56It was pretty controversial.
10:57But I lost my virginity when I was 23.
11:02In our religion, you must not do that is a really big sin.
11:06And I realised I deserve to live a normal life.
11:10What are you?
11:11Deck.
11:11Oh, get in.
11:12You're going to be with me.
11:13Come on.
11:13You?
11:14Yeah, Deck.
11:14Thankfully, I found yachting and got away.
11:17I left my house.
11:19I left my family.
11:20Everything.
11:21And I can do whatever I want.
11:23I'm free.
11:25I'm smart.
11:26I am strong, independent woman.
11:28How long have you been, like, yossing for, then?
11:31I have, like, three plus years of experiences on that.
11:34Jeez, you've been for a while, then, yeah.
11:35What about you?
11:37I got started yossing in May last year, so not that long.
11:40Oh, wow.
11:40Just a shot of a year.
11:41Oh, welcome.
11:42Yeah, yeah, I know.
11:43Oh, man, I love it.
11:44Hi.
11:44It's Betul.
11:46Betul, nice to meet you.
11:47Thank you.
11:48Sorry?
11:48Joana.
11:48Eddie, nice to meet you.
11:49Joao.
11:50Joao.
11:51Yeah, no, nah.
11:52Joao.
11:52Joao.
11:53Yes.
11:54Wow.
11:56Close.
11:57I don't know, this knife might not be big enough to cut this cheese.
12:03Home sweet home.
12:04Yeah.
12:05I know where the bridge is.
12:06So, get your rooms, get your uniform, and then let's go.
12:14You couldn't come in the conventional way.
12:16How are you?
12:17Beedy reporting for juicy.
12:19Welcome back.
12:19Thank you for having me.
12:21You're in here, first on the left.
12:22I'm right in here.
12:22Next one.
12:25Woo.
12:25Man, I need a piss.
12:27Good to be back.
12:28Welcome back.
12:28Yeah.
12:29Gosh.
12:30Just when I thought I saw the last of it.
12:32Have you met the chef yet?
12:33No.
12:33He knows what he's doing.
12:34He's English, he's got good banter, and that galley, I can see, will have a great vibe.
12:41If you can keep that sassy banter going, he'll just love it.
12:44Perfect.
12:45This season being back in the galley, it gives me a lot of anxiety, to be honest.
12:50At the end of last season, I had all the ambition to go to culinary school.
12:55You can do it from the other side.
12:57Go down, and then pull it out.
12:59Practice this movement as well.
13:00Is there any technique for making them all the same?
13:03Consistency in practice.
13:05I was keen as mustard when I finished last season, and then when I told my mum about
13:08culinary school, she was just like, like, come off it, Lisa.
13:12You're never going to be a chef.
13:14Let's just do something that you're good at.
13:15And I've spent my whole adult life trying to decide what that is, so I didn't go to
13:20culinary school.
13:21I didn't do anything to do with cooking.
13:23But my goal is definitely to prove something to myself and to my mum that I can do this.
13:28Alicia.
13:28Yes, pleasure to meet you.
13:30You too.
13:30Ben.
13:31Nice to meet you, Ben.
13:32I'm just getting to grips with this place.
13:34I'm not trained.
13:36Yeah, yeah.
13:36I'm just passionate.
13:38We can broaden your horizons, I reckon.
13:40Hopefully.
13:41Attention, heads of department.
13:42Joelle.
13:43Daisy and Ben, can you meet me in the crew mass for a preference shape meeting?
13:46I'm going to get changed so I can feel happy.
13:47Yeah, yeah, please do.
13:48I'm up.
13:49Coffee for Daisy.
13:52Hi.
13:52How are you?
13:53Alicia.
13:54It's me too.
13:55Okay, so that's preference here.
14:00Charter one.
14:01The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
14:09We've got Heather Gay, Whitney Rose, Meredith Marks, Lisa Barlow, Bronwyn Newport, Mary Crosby,
14:15Brittany Bateman, and Angie Casanitas.
14:18I met Heather in Sydney once.
14:20And they're all used to a quality, ultra-rich, luxury, high standard.
14:25They've been on yachts before and traveled the world enjoying life.
14:28To the best day ever!
14:29Woo!
14:30They're going to come from a place that they want good service.
14:33I don't think I like this.
14:34Oh, yeah.
14:35Oh, yeah.
14:36Come on.
14:37Excuse me.
14:38She needs to leave.
14:39I'm the hostess of the dinner and I'd like for her to leave.
14:42Bloody hell.
14:43They are going to be high demanding.
14:46They're loud.
14:47It's going to be trouble.
14:48It feels like none of you are supportive with the good things in my life.
14:51Bronwyn, you are a bitch.
14:53Shut the up, Lisa.
14:54Now, Brittany, why are you recording?
14:56Insane.
14:56You are vile.
14:57You're recording this?
14:59You don't like that I'm not doing whatever you want me to do.
15:01I don't give a what you do.
15:02Yes, you do.
15:03And I don't wear my hair like I have a high body count.
15:06You think my hair looks sunny?
15:07That looks like high body count hair.
15:09This does not, that does not, that does not.
15:12Sounds fun.
15:13Might have to put a boxing ring on the top deck.
15:15That's a lot of work.
15:17Yeah.
15:18I'm not going to lie.
15:20I'm quite anxious.
15:21The housewives are notorious for being over the top.
15:24They argue.
15:25They expect nice things.
15:27Somebody's going to storm off.
15:29Somebody's going to cry.
15:30And somebody is definitely going to throw a drink.
15:33This is not going to be easy at all.
15:36Anxiety's like sky high.
15:38Friday, thank you very much.
15:39Thank you, Jason.
15:47Just do your best.
15:49That's all you can do.
15:50Until we figure out where everything is.
15:53I'll take two microfibas with us.
15:54If you find vinegar, let me know.
15:57Yes.
15:57And then the three of us will have a team meeting.
16:00Yeah.
16:00You've got two ton of inflatables.
16:02Aquabana.
16:02That's got to be unboxed.
16:03It's massive.
16:04Oh my God.
16:05Oh, I know.
16:06Yeah, yeah.
16:06Basically, housewives are notoriously uproarious.
16:10Wow.
16:11At least there's not too many of them.
16:14Yeah.
16:14You got it?
16:16Oh, s***.
16:17That's a good start.
16:19Okay.
16:20So, Gemma, have you been in yachting long?
16:23Going on to two years.
16:24I'm private boats.
16:25Jo, what kind of boats have you worked on?
16:27I never did super yacht.
16:28Okay, so small sailboats.
16:30Yeah, but not your worries.
16:32Okay.
16:33I grew up in Canada.
16:35It was cold, so that's why I ran away.
16:37I went to the Bahamas.
16:40As a teenager, I was terrible.
16:42I used to make fake IDs and selling them in high school.
16:46Always partying, sneaking out.
16:48Poor parents.
16:49Oh my God.
16:50Mike is pretty green as well.
16:52Before I got you, I was learning origami swans.
16:55Oh, no.
16:55I was doing hospital corners.
16:58Oh, amazing.
17:00So, since I've got a bigger team this season, I want a second suit to help me.
17:04So, Jenna, you have more experience.
17:06You're going to get the second suit position.
17:08Perfect.
17:09Do you think we should do crew dinner?
17:11Is that what you think?
17:12110%.
17:13I'll bust it out with you.
17:14Um, does anyone know Real Housewives of Salt Lake City?
17:17Yes.
17:18Yes.
17:19It's our first charter of the season.
17:22I think it's going to be fun, but hectic.
17:26The Housewives of Salt Lake City.
17:29To be honest, I don't mind myself a little cougar.
17:31I just like being a little bit devilish.
17:32Having a flirt, being a little bit naughty and cheeky.
17:36I'm here to provide a service, and me giving them a good time is providing a service.
17:40Basically, the gist of whatever the guest wants, the guest guests.
17:44Cool.
17:44Yeah.
17:45We got this.
17:47Let's go.
17:49Let's go.
17:50Let's go get one of the naughty boys.
17:52Okay.
17:53The Housewives, they're going to be rowdy or going to be...
17:56Hot.
17:57Or demanding.
17:58Yeah.
17:58It'll be easier for you to go first.
18:00No, I want you to be first.
18:02Okay.
18:02Oh, my God, this is too much.
18:05Yeah.
18:05Oh.
18:06Oh, right.
18:07She's got it.
18:08Like this.
18:10Learn, boys, learn.
18:11Did you want the black beans?
18:13Yeah, so we don't have any.
18:15Same thing.
18:16Kidney beans, black beans.
18:17They're red.
18:20Literally said red.
18:22What is your type?
18:23Like what type of guy do you usually go for?
18:24Somebody older.
18:25He's definitely not in your head.
18:26So ask me out the question.
18:27Yeah.
18:28Yeah, I feel like I should behave myself, to be honest.
18:31I can be a bit of a flirt.
18:32I'm the same.
18:34Oh, yeah.
18:35Having the opportunity to work on Katina, as a deck stew, definitely feels more in tune
18:40with my personality.
18:41Right out of college, I joined the British Royal Navy, where I got my engineering certifications.
18:47Working in an engine room is like a prison.
18:51It can get quite lonely and boring.
18:54That's the last place that I want to be, when I could be on the top deck, in the fresh
18:58air,
18:58sunbathing, cracking on with the guests.
19:00No hospital corners, obviously, up here.
19:02Just literally tighten.
19:03To be a deck stew, it's like I'm this little jack-in-the-box, and I'm just like trying to
19:10get out and get out and get out, and then someone just let us out, and I'm free.
19:14No, 100%.
19:16I've always been the flirt and, like, on a night owl.
19:19You're getting free drinks all night.
19:20Exactly.
19:23You want some rain?
19:24Go for it.
19:25Oh, grr.
19:27No, missed.
19:27No, no, thank you.
19:28Completely missed.
19:29I see us working a little bit more together than how you were with, uh...
19:34Serena.
19:35But what happens if I'm not good enough?
19:37I'm not worried about it.
19:38All dishes, even complicated dishes, are comprised of simple tasks, you know?
19:44I've had more sous-chefs than I'd care to mention.
19:47A great sous-chef can just handle the prep, knows how to cook really, really well.
19:52If someone has standards, I actually quite like that, because my priority is perfect food.
19:59Yeah, we'll do that.
20:01Then just put a nice layer of mash on top of that, and then we've got crew dinner.
20:04Sweet.
20:05It is definitely a learning curve, and it's a relationship.
20:09I'm here to cook, and I need to figure out if we're cookable.
20:13All right, there you go.
20:14That's nice, isn't it?
20:15That's nice.
20:17All right, good.
20:18What's your name?
20:19Jenna.
20:19Jenna.
20:20Again.
20:21Jenna.
20:22And yours?
20:23Bitru.
20:24Bitru.
20:24Do you like the food?
20:25Do you really think that my name is Bitru?
20:28I mean...
20:29No, girl.
20:36I'm almost there.
20:38Oh, it's so pretty.
20:41Yeah, good.
20:42Now, we're finished for the evening.
20:45If anyone's going to mess this up, it's going to be me.
20:47Dick, team.
20:47Thanks for today.
20:48Nice.
20:48Good night, my darling.
20:49Good night.
20:52Oh, f***.
20:54Oh, blisters galore.
20:58What sort of technique, what type of girl do you usually go for?
21:00I don't...
21:01It's tough, because I've been single now three years.
21:04Yeah.
21:04So, like, say, for example, like, you're on a night house, right?
21:06What was this like here?
21:07Yeah, this, yeah.
21:08Who would you...
21:09Alicia.
21:09Alicia, I would have.
21:10With God, it's five girls.
21:11What's the f***?
21:12There's four guys, so...
21:13Someone's unlucky out there.
21:14Yeah.
21:15Growing up, I was very small.
21:17I was always the shortest at school.
21:19And for me, I was quite a late bloomer, so it just sucked.
21:22Being at an all-boys school where everyone's talking about,
21:25look at me, I've got hair down there.
21:27And I'm like, it's not happening yet.
21:30I struggled with body image a lot,
21:32but there was a moment, I was in a rugby changing room,
21:36where I was just like, all these blokes, no one cares.
21:39You've all got different shapes and sizes,
21:40and that's the best thing I love about rugby.
21:42And I very much got a lot more confident in myself.
21:44Now I'm the first one who whips his towel off
21:46and gets in there like, woo!
21:47You're just screwing the crew for the sake of just a shag.
21:50Yeah.
21:50Obviously, it ain't great.
21:51For sure.
21:52Right, lad.
21:52And on that note, I'm going to go to bed.
21:55All right.
21:55Good night.
22:04Morning.
22:05Wakey, wakey.
22:08All of this stuff needs to come out.
22:10So we have.
22:11So we need to find a place.
22:12Yeah.
22:12Lots to do.
22:13Yeah.
22:13Basic wife done.
22:14Yeah.
22:14Sundeck, upper deck, main deck.
22:16Cool, guys.
22:17Yeah.
22:17OK, coffee, you're the boss.
22:18We're doing brunch for the crew, OK?
22:20Yes, sir.
22:21We still need to find a debate.
22:23Yeah.
22:23We need to wipe down.
22:24We still have the main solution to vacuum as well.
22:27Yeah.
22:27We need a vacuum here.
22:28And the set.
22:29Oh, my goodness.
22:31What is that?
22:31That's a frittata, is it?
22:33Yeah.
22:34Hey, Jason, we're boarding the charter plane.
22:37Hope you're ready for us.
22:39It's going to be fun.
22:42Stupid girl.
22:57Oh, is it burnt?
22:59What's happening?
23:00I'm sorry, pizza.
23:01What happened?
23:02Did we burn it?
23:03It was burning and not cooking.
23:04Sorry.
23:05How the did that happen?
23:06It's not exactly a great look.
23:07Yeah, babe, we cannot use stainless steel pans, all right?
23:10Honeybump.
23:10You need to use a nonstick in future, OK?
23:12With eggs, all right?
23:14Just get it in the trash.
23:15Get some of that egg mix, please.
23:17I usually just cook the bottom and then stick it in an oven.
23:20That wouldn't have burnt it.
23:22Tremendous teamwork, this guy's.
23:23Fantastic.
23:23I'd like you to bear witness to how genius this method is, as opposed to what happened earlier,
23:30which was pretty much the f***ed up of the century, in my opinion.
23:35All right, look.
23:36See?
23:37This is what we do, all right?
23:38Teach you how to cook.
23:40Teach you how to cook.
23:44And I've just burnt all my hands.
23:46What a face of a f***ing f***ing thought.
23:48Which ones?
23:49Here ones.
23:50Why are they hot?
23:51Well, look underneath.
23:52They're literally boiling.
23:54OK, all right, just chill.
23:55Can you out?
23:56It's not that bad a burn, though.
23:58Just take some Advil, and then it gets better.
24:02La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
24:04La, la.
24:05I'm just going to go to the toilet quickly.
24:07All right, thanks.
24:08Great.
24:09Great news.
24:09Oh, embarrassing.
24:10What are you worried about?
24:11Cheers, yeah.
24:12Oh, that keeps stunning.
24:14Amazing.
24:32Yeah, you've done a clacking job there.
24:33Thank you, mate.
24:34It's amazing.
24:35Not the wrong ones, carbs.
24:38I'm embarrassed.
24:40I'm insecure.
24:41I am probably having a bit of an identity crisis, because not going to culinary school was a huge mistake.
24:47After my mum persuaded me that cooking wasn't for me, I found myself in Whistler, Canada, doing a ski season.
24:54I'm falling in love, and, yeah, just kind of forgot about cooking altogether.
24:58I've lost all sense of self.
25:00I need a career.
25:01I need a skill set in order to cement my adult life.
25:04That's my mission.
25:06I'll be fine.
25:11Sliders, salad, and cheesecake.
25:19We just need to pick up the passes.
25:20I know that you guys are, but let's push.
25:22Sound, sound, sound.
25:28All crew or crew, get in your way for guest arrival.
25:31I think she's crying for us.
25:33Why, though?
25:34Any reason?
25:35The only thing I heard, that should be out of the palm.
25:37But I wonder if Ben yelled at her.
25:39Seems like the kind of guy.
25:40Zen one moment, and then just f***ing.
25:43All chefs are, though.
25:44We're getting changed now.
25:49I hate this day so much.
25:51The anxiety is, like, through the roof.
25:53Let's go, bitches.
25:54Woo-hoo!
25:55Oh, my gosh.
25:56Oh, my gosh.
25:57It's so pretty.
25:59F*** me.
25:59Holy f***.
26:01I'm sweating.
26:01What we need to put on?
26:03Get in!
26:04Let's get to the ship.
26:07Fabulous.
26:08Let's do it.
26:08I'm so excited.
26:10Is this all about us?
26:11I don't know what I am.
26:12My girls!
26:14Woo!
26:15Woo!
26:15All right.
26:16Start gathering to the main salon in the next five minutes, please.
26:20Five minutes.
26:20Oh, my God.
26:23Hello.
26:24Hello.
26:43I think I have your appellate.
26:48uh okay okay give me give me a second
26:53are you okay joe i'm really sorry but like i need to go what's happening the family emergency and
27:00grandfather is really sick okay like do you need to go home i want to go but it i don't
27:07want you
27:07to put in a situation it's okay why don't you stay in here we'll be fine i'm so sorry it's
27:12okay
27:13it's been a year he's sick he had like a cancer the pulmonary and it came in the brain i
27:20feel
27:20terrible but i'm already stressed about my family and if i stay here it's going to be more and more
27:27and more we are looking the farmer oh my goodness we have arrived look at this this is like insane
27:35do not stress just a day just a day just a day just a day it's gonna be fine i
27:42don't like to
27:43see people upset i don't like to see people struggle dealing with family stuff that would crush me but
27:49at the same time we have a huge charter with the housewives coming we're gone guys wika get your
27:56lip lips on come on come on come on is that our boat black skirt black trousers shoes i hate
28:03this
28:03this feels like it's for us okay hurry up i'm switching my ass okay let's go all in line
28:09look at that right here daisy are you ready interior let's go okay get out get out yay i'm so
28:17excited
28:18um joe is leaving um i think there's a family emergency well yeah look i've been in yachting
28:27a long time i've seen crew come and go during charter start a charter at the end of charter look
28:32we just can't let this rock the boat we need to kick on be positive and get through it i
28:37don't want
28:38her to meet the gas because it's just pointless okay she's going to be a long charter we're in very
28:42good hands captain jason the best of the best all right uh listen joe has to depart us he's got
28:50a
28:50family emergency so have a look at your teammate know that they need an extra pair of hands pitching
28:56everywhere if we can't beat them with hands on deck we're going to beat them with happiness and
29:00vibrance okay we'll get through it oh my god it's so beautiful let's get out there go team go two
29:07three
29:07katina okay oh my god my gosh
29:19ready to go
29:22are you two small yeah all right they're coming down now oh my gosh hi hi girls hi hi hi
29:30hi so good to
29:31you too gorgeous oh hi nice to meet you you guys are so cute ladies we're going to get you
29:40nice and
29:40well acquainted to the boat with daisy and we're going to cruise around for about an hour and get
29:43to a spot and hopefully um get you wet get you in the water oh damn captain jason yeah the
29:51other way
29:51around oh my god terrible terrible okay let's do it let's go hi girls hi oh my gosh i do
30:03love a good
30:03greeting with a cocktail me look how many bags they are especially made just for you's this is a marguerite
30:08a shot marguerite a shot marguerite a shot i love your accent quickly get changed i've just got to get
30:15joel rich bitches celebrate what this group's going to be rowdy i can tell already how you looking
30:21mate are you ready ready okay my mind cannot concentrate if i have to be with my family you're doing
30:27the
30:27right thing you got to remember that i'm going to give you a tour are we ready yes are there
30:31only six
30:32of you there's seven there's seven okay there's still one more coming which guest is missing
30:38okay we'll organize transport to bring her up to the base we'll take joe off on the starboard side
30:43interior tell me when the main salon is clear i'm gonna bring you all the way up to the top
30:48of the
30:48boat excuse me heather's the primary but i'm second prior get up here whiz whiz they just left now
30:55thank you so these are the primary meredith needs a bathtub we need a bathtub the two forwards have
31:01bottles okay so sorry no it's okay we will be perfectly fine i'm gonna spoon mary in our bed
31:09nope i'm gonna kick you she sleeps back naked does no one else sleep naked no i'm claiming this
31:15nope i'm married if she thinks she's claiming it i was in here five honey two against one you guys
31:22did you have someone bring our luggage in here please yeah i will at least you need the bathtub and
31:27i'm sleeping with me i don't really get what's going on right now like who gets the better room
31:31who gets the worst room really on this boat they're kind of all the same daisy you're the boss you've
31:36got to control these animals so this is the sunday oh wow look at this beautiful view
31:46good luck thank you hopefully everything's foreign okay thank you so much daisy this is fabulous
31:53okay wait where's the active volcano let's start with this one here jenna daisy can you please help
31:59with gas luggage now okay now you can take all lines off copy that
32:04let's go see let's go see if you and brown will survive in this what i'm sharing with
32:10you and brown one besties b is for besties of brown come on it's easy how do we get outside
32:15let's go up to the top when we take off right okay hold forward lanes in jason jason daisy we
32:23have
32:23one gas to his place we need to organize transport to bring her up to the boat copy that that's
32:28all
32:28all lines off all lines off perfect thank you
32:35what is happening it's happening all clear on starboard side yeah we're all good mate we can
32:40start bringing all fenders in please oh that's heavy throw those lines boys we're ready to set sail
32:48i would love a mexican mule with the reposado thank you so much all right guest lunch now
32:53we're going to do sliders i think we should do a really nice lobster salad okay i love my job
33:01i'm sweating what's that that's cucumber for what the salad you cut that with a hammer
33:10no no no chainsaw no no i just did it with a knife it's all right it's just uh i
33:19don't know if we're
33:19going to use that um do you want to get changed really quickly yeah when we do guest food just
33:24kind of run it past me a little bit because you know we might put ourselves in a position where
33:29you
33:29um you do something i don't like and you kind of like maybe waste time so just let's just go
33:35over i'm
33:36really particular can you guys set up the r section now yeah okay jenna oh i love it thank you
33:47we love
33:48you so much call to daisy tell her all doves are ready please daisy daisy galley oh does ready to
33:57go
33:57coffee
34:01i'm not going to be into someone if they're not into me and that's my
34:04that's my struggle with jared is that he's just not that into me we're on a 30-day break okay
34:09so
34:10it's free game then any of these guys i would like to hang out with captain jason
34:25so what am i bringing up smoked salmon buttered christine super simple green olive tapenade on top
34:32pull up a seat can you bring this up it's smoked salmon
34:35bullshit christine we don't want to hear one word about jared in fact if you say
34:40you say jared's name on this trip we're going to splash you with water jared jared jared jared
34:46jared i dare you i dare you i dare you
34:48yeah this is so good christine you did it why jenna we're training her like a cat these are the
34:57friends
34:58i need like if i ever spring up my ex one more time don't water in my face you know
35:03how you train a cat
35:04with a spray bottle we're training britney they don't know how to show each other love but they
35:09definitely have each other's best interests at heart i need to get my mind off of a certain
35:15someone just pull it oh there we go i just wasn't being strong enough okay
35:38oh gosh they've already left wow looky-doh
35:51board anchor tell me when you're ready for the port side anchor drop copy that eddie eddie can i have
35:57you on forward station yep i copy jason jason bronwyn the eighth guest eta about 15 minutes copy so i'm
36:06gonna teach you how to do it yeah drop it to the water line secure the brake we'll remove the
36:11pressure
36:11from this yeah we'll lift it up and then when he says drop we drop when you're a captain you're
36:16looking for a solid right hand man you can't have eyes everywhere okay drop drop starboard anchor
36:23joel knows how to run a ship he knows how to run a charter then he knows how i think
36:27to know
36:28you've got the responsibility and trust there it's a huge lift off my shoulders four shackles in the
36:33water good work copy three two one take it down to the bottom section open it up see what we'll
36:41go start pumping it thank you with champagne now champagne yeah of course i get you how's your second
36:46stew going she's doing really well yeah is this the inbound uh deck crew deck crew this is our
36:51inbound vessel i actually think she's here there's a boat right there is this her yeah that's her in
36:57that tender bronwyn finally you're here hello she's wearing a floaty just drop her off in the water
37:05she's got a floaty just a glass champagne thank you oh yeah well done i'm getting seasick
37:11nice to meet you hi pleasure thank you hi hi i'm daisy do you want me to take your shoes
37:17yeah sure
37:17those i probably won't need anymore we were doing superlatives i'm most likely to go overboard with these
37:22women for sure if katina crashes we can climb onto bronwyn i'm swear to god there's enough space on
37:29that hat for all of us beautiful wow oh okay oh my god are you okay it takes a minute
37:35to get you
37:35together both though she's here i made it jenna jenna jenna baby we can start setting up lunch on the
37:46sundat coffee daisy this is unbelievable thank you um it's not very it needs to be bigger what no no
37:59no that's that's too big don't you think yeah i think the trades i think the trees are too big
38:03i think
38:03the leaves are too big don't you if you were to eat that as a salad the middle bits just
38:07give them a
38:08little bit of a chop you know that's it's good thanks it's just a bit you know it's a bit
38:12much
38:13can i sprinkle the onions on the salad yeah are you gonna dress it dress it make the salad
38:19just pretty are you gonna dress it with like dressing yeah i'll add bits yeah yeah leave that
38:28mike mike daisy there we go mike mike mike daisy
38:34daisy daisy we need mike at the moment coffee thanks we just want to get ahead of the game and
38:39set it up asap let's all change and then come back in our bikinis for lunch don't need to catch
38:45the
38:45wind mate we'd be swimming with it this room is too small for both pretty nice egos jenna yeah is
38:56there anyone that could come and pack our bags and like get settled into our rooms yeah i absolutely
39:02would love another champagne okay look you brought a stuffed animal
39:08that's right i am throwing that overboard no no no i'm getting a little seasick
39:15um heather hold on jenna come here i'm here no problem i think we all know
39:23where did the other one go where did the nipple go will you search the floor
39:28the nipple cover fell off somewhere okay jayzy yeah i'm getting kind of sick i feel like i'm in a
39:34bar i'll get you some water now what what what can i have my stuff brought up a saint laurent
39:40tan
39:41bag with a purple bag sure i'll go get that for you oh my god this could look for nipple
39:46cover
39:46this is anti-nausea i already took one today will you just have them bring my water up of course
39:51okay thank you you're the best thank you
39:56angie are you throwing up i did oh lord i am going to clean the toilets these women are unhinged
40:06all of these demands we've got nipple covers we've got all the drink requests joe's gone mike's on deck
40:12there's two of us eight of them i cannot keep up like what the actual all crew all crew and
40:20nipple
40:20cover is missing if you see it please report to me these girls are going to be a nightmare
40:25she needs some conditioner can you help her with her hair did you guys put dr pepper on the boat
40:30for
40:30me oh my god really stressful gail paging daisy
40:44i'm going to have the seasick raceless yes i do you want can i get one and let's get one
40:48for
40:48angie too she just threw up oh
40:52yeah we got it don't put it on the inside yeah who's knocking at my door jenna come in did
41:01you find
41:01the nipple cover slap it up girl let's go upstairs to lunch right now this one's on the earth on
41:08the
41:08outside push it in my well done well done guys oh mike we'll carry on here if anything needs you
41:18galley we are good to go for lunch mike and jenna please come down to the galley copy
41:25five star waiter and service coming right up let me just reset this is the green salad yeah
41:34i don't like that elisa made that and then yeah we're gonna do chicken tenders
41:41going by their preference sheets they love bar food so i'm gonna put out sliders but i'm also
41:47gonna be fancy and make a lovely lobster salad darlings hi ladies how are you green salads wonderful
41:55curry lobster salad it's delicious oh my gosh the lobster is amazing how are you feeling
42:01i took an anti-nausea and i threw it out i'm dizzy right now i'm sorry i need something to
42:07put those
42:07chicken tenders in sweetie please in or on what in oh babe stop it stop it you know what i
42:15mean
42:15i need to put something i need to put the chicken tenders on something or in something whatever a bowl
42:20whatever please i have no idea what's going on in ben's brain it's like a squirrel that's on red bull
42:28that's trying to organize one of those hand to mine things what are they called those dolls
42:34i can't read your brain then i don't i don't expect you to i can't read my brain either chop
42:40up a lemon
42:40please medallions that's how i feel like i'm on a string doll and i'm just there like
42:47i said medallions i said medallions i don't know what a medallion is
42:56it's fine step back knife thank you okay this ketchup needs spoons in it and it needs to get out
43:02of here please that's not that heavy no yeah brilliant you guys it's our first meal together
43:10on the yacht and broadman's here i'm so hungry this is amazing chicken tenders ladies we love chicken
43:17tenders pass those down sliders you're welcome thank you so tell us why you came late general
43:26a lot of stuff went on last week and it upset todd and people keep trying to dig in my
43:30past and
43:31there's some like nasty things that have come out in the press after i've hung out with this group
43:34and i think both of us are concerned that maybe somebody in this group is doing it nobody would
43:39do that here nobody
43:47what is this
43:51that sounds like an accusation i was just trying to say i can't figure out where it's coming from
43:55because it would be really devastating if i sat down and apologize to you i was expecting
44:00housewives to be very classy and modest like you're all can you take this for me please dear
44:07but they just came on like proper nut jobs who fed it who fed my stuff who fed my stuff
44:13who was going to
44:13the blogs and something tribune these sound like the group from my local pub this is like irritating
44:18i'm hot let's jump in the water let's refresh let's restart let's do it all okay gas are starting
44:24to walk down to the swim area okay copy i want to make a cheesecake for them i'd like a
44:30cheesecake
44:30oh you can't yeah we'll be there together yeah all right see you in five yeah
44:37coming for a suit i want flippers i want a snorkel mask i want it all this is luxurious
44:42what is this i love this oh i love a duck
44:50it's just in the go look see this and take heather for a ride so this ready one one keep
44:56following her
44:56follow her follow her follow her
45:11you're good yeah okay do you want anything else what can i do for you drink something
45:17i'm good okay fine this is a traditional tuscan cheesecake yeah it's 500 grams of philadelphia
45:23500 grams of our mascarpone 200 grams of sugar three eggs plus one yolk zest of two oranges
45:30i'm right here for you darling perfect perfect how many eggs do you want in there three and then
45:35three and then two yolks three uh plus one yolk actually can we get ketchup right there we go
45:42there we go there we go how are you doing angie oh my god now i'm in the bars
45:50i'm all for angie having a throw up get that out of your woman get it out and carry on
45:55that's
45:55creating energy and space we got dinner and drinks ahead lady crack on
45:59okay grab that mix would you please the mix the cheesecake mix yeah make sure you like touch
46:06them really delicately because your fingerprints are going all over the lovely clean glasses yeah they are
46:19oh did you put sugar in there in what cheesecake
46:25no i thought i just added the eggs and the yolk okay you just okay wow it's a dessert it's
46:34a dessert
46:35they generally have sugar in just moving forward they gave you the recipe i don't cook very often
46:40saying you have passion for food okay that's an incredibly vague statement i'm not trained yeah i'm
46:49just passionate not i'm good at cooking or i'm fairly good at cooking or i'm good at baking no no
46:56i just
46:57have a passion for food i didn't start cooking for guests until the last three charters of last season
47:03it's actually quite smart because you're evading all accountability for your future actions i'm not
47:09a pastry chef passion for food could potentially mean i have absolutely zero cooking skills it's actually
47:17quite clever because it fooled me stupid stupid all crew all crew we are good for 7 30 dinner coffee
47:35jason
47:37jason we need your help angie is in the cabin she is feeling seasick copy i'm on my way thank
47:43you i'll
47:44get some coal packs can you help me with something yeah just so i don't look so ugly when the
47:49captain
47:49comes girl you have a smoke glass on don't help her at all
47:55good time baby thank you jenna get in bitch yes hello hi all this love and care mary by my
48:06side the
48:07captain here i see me here you go that looks really pretty and mike is getting you wine glasses
48:15i'll tell you what i'm getting good at this yeah good job i like it a lot here we go
48:21are you gonna be sitting for dinner or you you're gonna rest you think you can eat uh maybe some
48:25crackers i'm gonna stand here and have dinner in here yeah yeah yeah of course oh thank you
48:30you're welcome so they both want dinner in bed okay just put a little bronze around my side parts
48:37just like god made me should we go get a drink yeah let's go get a drink this is nice
48:42it kind of
48:42seals it in here brouillette buffalo mozzarella salad open sesame hi how are you doing everything
48:52looks functional in here doesn't it looks sort of seething
48:57gally we have guests at the table good that's a good time for plating all right
49:04i'm michael jackson save this for the lady yeah yes that's going she's taking that one cheers to
49:12all of us thanks primary this is the good time girls victory tour let's enjoy it together what am i
49:18taking barata salad with marinara pecorino romano twill and crispy basil here you have brought out
49:30with a pecorino twill and a crispy basil leaf yummy delicious wonderful thank you so much is mary
49:38mary went to the restroom for a minute we're missing angie and mary's commentary oh my god the
49:43chef he gets down put some lemon juice in there please the next call give me five minutes
49:48let me do it because i can't have any ups at all on this one yeah i do not miss
49:54mary's commentary
49:56oh dear britney we have a rule what you can only talk if they're right in front of you you
50:03can go
50:03down to jenna and i'll turn down okay what i mean there's other people at the table you're mad at
50:09that
50:09you are not saying something about who are you mad at she said that you big sister her and are
50:15in her
50:16business and she doesn't want your advice and it's okay okay and she said that you pretend to have
50:20seizures and go to a level 100 and it's and she doesn't believe anything that comes out of your mouth
50:25pretend to have seizures drama drama is in the ear i've never had a seizure in my life
50:35that's a horrible thing to say about somebody the next course is ready please thank you interior
50:42galley needs to know whether or not they should plate me there are people who do have seizures and
50:48they're very serious one of which was my child oh my god hey hey hey i need to know now
50:54they're
50:54fighting about seizures everything's up in the air i really i don't have an answer for you right now
50:59i find that to be despicable my child see this is what i'm talking about here we go where's daisy
51:05hell
51:06like what is going on you go from zero to you are you kidding me you can stop are you
51:12serious
51:15you did not need to say that i'm in the dark here darlings okay you think it's funny mike there's
51:22broken
51:22glass from the table can you come in clear happy it's nuts holy oh that's kicking off
51:30out there the guests are still eating if we could get a time that would be great
51:36i don't know when they're gonna stop eating it's all kicking off
51:42you might go from zero to 100 in 0.2 seconds insane absolutely insane
51:50first meal of the first charter and the guests are already killing each other
52:02these bitches are next level delulu i am over this
52:07don't you ever ever ever say no to talk about it wow daisy daisy ben
52:14this season on the low deck down under
52:18first person to jump off this marina butt naked gets a thousand dollars
52:25it's all fun and games until it's not anymore
52:27big pussy whiner step to the wall oh my god
52:31it's all fun to making new friendships working together on boards making memories
52:39good no
52:40that's not
52:42motorboat
52:49why probably the kind of person i'm attracted to absolute dickheads
52:53yeah i like a dickhead
52:56are you guys in love or what i don't know
52:59eddie is on my mind but it's nice getting to know ben i like you okay you are my advice
53:06okay the away from the two of them
53:12stupid stupid i have discovered some inabilities with my sous chef they look like
53:17but it's too much
53:19man is it on hand in the galley who's calling shots around here i'm here to put the pressure on
53:24stop doing that but that's my job i wouldn't say it's five-star service this is miserable
53:30the food needs to be here now they're getting annoyed all this is is ego well it's not a boat
53:36and she's gonna learn that i'm being used as an easy target for people to go
53:40because i feel like one of them oh get off my dick mate okay you can get off the bows
53:45get off the bows get off the bows where this got to is not acceptable we're trying to get a
53:50job
53:50done ignore the small things just bitch about me behind my back we have to band together before
53:57everything falls apart yourself barthole now off you wanker
54:06we're the best with it yeah we're the tits on a stink doll
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