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Coronation Street (1960) Season 67 Episode 63
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00:24A fish that I could
00:29Be that bird and fly away from here
00:39I wish I had the wings
00:43Hello, world, dear
00:47Why do I feel so low?
00:52Hey, I bet it's a relief having your derby home. How's she doing?
00:56No, okay, as far as I know. I've not seen her see she's got out. We thought we'd leave her
01:01and Ronnie to it
01:01Oh, well, after a few months in prison, I bet she's going to be swinging from the chandeliers
01:05Well, if she can reach it, maybe
01:08No, we, er, didn't want to overwhelm her
01:11Yeah, that makes sense
01:13Kev, is Stephanie not here?
01:15Is she not with you?
01:16Well, she left a couple of hours ago
01:18I went to Freshcores
01:19She hasn't come back yet
01:20Well, have you called her?
01:21She's not picking up
01:23I thought she might have come here
01:24Is Freshcores even open on Easter Sunday?
01:26Look, you ring now with everyone
01:28I'll get in the car, see if I can find her
01:30Yeah, thanks
01:34You know, I just shouldn't have let her go out on her own
01:37Hey, I'm sure she'll be fine
01:39I'm sure she'll be fine
02:09Sorry, do I know you?
02:16Of course I do
02:19I'm not that far gone yet, you know
02:23What are you doing out here?
02:25Waiting for you to buy me an ice cream
02:28Well, go on
02:29It's the least you can do
02:42Are you watching me, Dad?
02:44Always
02:45Gemma, you can join me if you like
02:47Oh, next time, love
02:49You're not watching
02:50I am, I'm riveted
02:52What can I get you, Steve?
02:53I'm not stopping, mate
02:54I have a spare ticket for county next week
02:57Now, I know you like your balls a different shape
02:59But, if you fancy it
03:00Aye, go on, sounds good
03:02You staying for a pint?
03:04Yeah, go on then, as of you
03:06Hey, your Ollie was supposed to come round to us this afternoon
03:08Swang out with Amy
03:09But, it's been cold off
03:11So I'm wondering whether they've gone cold on each other
03:13Ah, maybe it just wasn't meant to be, eh?
03:15Nana Magga, look at me
03:17That's it, love
03:18Dance like no one is watching
03:20Nobody is
03:21You're doing it right then, aren't you?
03:23So, er, what you were saying earlier about my da?
03:26Not this again
03:28Tell me what you meant, ma
03:30Just drop it, okay?
03:32Well, what am I dropping?
03:34I am a waste on this family
03:38Aw, that takes me back to when Amy was practising her dance moves
03:42High School Musical it was for her back then
03:44And the sequel's the best, but the third one's a bit more polished
03:48But High School Musical 2 had everything
03:50The tunes, the story, Ryan, Chapey
03:56With... you know, from what I remember, right, yeah
04:01So, are you gonna tell me or not?
04:02There's nothing to tell
04:03Well, then, why did you say it?
04:05I think you've...
04:10Are you okay?
04:11Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, it's just, erm...
04:13Just a bit dizzy, that's all
04:15Let's get you in the back
04:16Are you alright, mate? Do you want me to do anything?
04:18I'm fine
04:18You are not fine, come on
04:24How are you doing, Sam?
04:26I'm okay
04:27Yeah, it was just a bit of exam stress
04:29They put a lot of pressure on kids these days
04:31Well, you've seen a counsellor in school now
04:33That's good
04:34Yeah, but you can't see him if he's not there, can he?
04:36Well, there's not a lot I can do about the Easter holidays
04:38You'll have to take that up with Jesus
04:40Well, can't you have a word with one of your contacts?
04:42What, so he gets some sort of special treatment?
04:44It's not very ethical, is it?
04:46Oh, here we go
04:46It'd be a different story if it was your own son, wouldn't it?
04:49And what's that supposed to mean?
04:51Well, what if he needs to see a counsellor before he goes back to school?
04:53Yes!
04:54I'm in counselling everyone
04:56It's no wonder, is it, with you two?
05:05Are you gonna have half of this with me, or what?
05:07No!
05:10Listen
05:12Despite what you might think
05:14We are not the enemy
05:16And neither's your nan
05:18She shouldn't have shouted at you, I'm not defending her
05:21I mean, blimey
05:22She was a right...
05:25Well, she was a right cow with me and all
05:28But what I have never doubted, not even for a second
05:31Is how much she loves your dad
05:34She just wants what's best for him
05:36How much she loves all her boys
05:39You might be able to forgive her, but...
05:41I can't forgive her for what she's done to Megan
05:43She lost her baby because of her
05:45Neither of us were there when that happened
05:47It's Megan's word against your nan's
05:50I know who I believe
05:55Listen, I remember what it's like to be in love at your age
05:58And you can't see the wood for the trees
06:00I'm not...
06:01I'm not patronising you
06:03You are entitled to your feelings and they are valid
06:07But what I am saying to you love is
06:11Please don't turn your back on your family
06:14I know you don't believe me right now, but one day
06:17You are going to need us
06:26Life seemed much simpler at that age, didn't it?
06:31Just a bit
06:35We don't want to fall out with you, Will
06:38We just want to go back to the way things were
06:42Okay?
06:45Okay
06:48And it would be really great
06:50If you would apologise to Sam
06:53Do you think you can do that?
06:54For me?
06:58Good lad
07:00Now, are you going to share half of this with me or what?
07:07Whoa!
07:08I said half your little gannet!
07:11Come here!
07:12It's all down your mouth
07:14You mucky pup
07:16Right, I'm having the cherry
07:18I wish you'd let me call an ambulance
07:21I'm fine
07:21You need to get checked out
07:23Well, I'm going to the hospital tomorrow to get my test results so they can shout me out then
07:26You could be dead by then
07:28Well, at least I won't have to do the pub quiz
07:29Are you having palpitations?
07:31Only when I listen to you, ma
07:33I'm worried about you, son
07:36Look, I'm fine, okay?
07:39Fit as a fiddle
07:39On your head be it
07:41Never mind my head
07:43What's going on in yours?
07:45Oh, look at you, come on, you're a bag of nerves
07:47Yes, because I thought you were having a heart attack
07:50What did you mean by flesh and blood?
07:53Nothing!
07:54You must have meant something
07:55I didn't, I just said it
07:58Have you never said stuff that you haven't thought about first?
08:01I do
08:01But you don't
08:02Every single word that ever comes out of your mouth is considered
08:06That's as may be
08:08But I'm not very considered at the moment
08:09No, no, I'm not buying that
08:11This is not about will or my heart
08:14So come on
08:16Because I'm going to keep asking until you tell me
08:18Look, I am doing you a favour
08:20Some things are best left in the past
08:22Well that really puts my mind at ease, ma
08:26Fine
08:27I'll phone our Finlay
08:28Oh no, no, there's no need to phone Finn
08:31He doesn't know anything
08:33So there is something
08:38All right
08:41I'll tell you the truth
08:46Well come on, I'm waiting
08:50Your dad, Alan
08:55He wasn't your real dad
09:11All right, ma'am
09:13Er, Ronnie, he'll be here in a sec
09:16He thought you'd gone to Fresh Goals
09:18I just said that to get out of the house
09:21It's hard
09:22I'm getting worse
09:24No, that's not true
09:26Yes, it is
09:30Being in jail didn't help, I suppose, did it?
09:33I don't regret it
09:35I'll do it again
09:36I'd do anything for you
09:39I know yours
09:45I thought you were dead after the crash
09:50You weren't moving
09:53It's the only reason I swapped seats with you
09:59Well, as long as you just weren't thinking about yourself, eh?
10:02I'm not trying to excuse it
10:03I'm just telling you what happened
10:07And then I couldn't go back on it
10:10I mean, I could have done, but I just...
10:13I never thought that they'd actually send you down for a...
10:15Not for a minute
10:17I just assumed with your condition that they...
10:19Did let you off
10:25Well...
10:26It's all right, isn't it?
10:28I'm out now
10:31I'm sorry
10:34Really
10:40Can I tell you something?
10:46There was a part of me that didn't even want to come home
10:51We all know where this is going, don't we?
10:55And...
10:57It's not going to be a fairytale ending
11:00And I don't want to put any of you through it
11:05So I just...
11:06Wanted to scuttle off
11:08Like a little animal
11:09And be by myself
11:14So...
11:14You're saying that you want to be on your own when you...
11:19Erm...
11:19Sorry...
11:20What are you saying?
11:24I'm saying I don't want to be a burden
11:28You won't be
11:31Of course I will be
11:32How can you be a burden if people want to look after you?
11:36Everyone loves you
11:41I love you
11:47I love you too, son
11:52Oh, I'm sorry
11:52I shouldn't have said that
11:54No, no, no, no, no
11:55It's fine
11:57I mean, it's...
11:58It's what I am
12:00Right?
12:02I'm your son
12:08And you won't be on your own
12:10Okay?
12:10I am
12:11I'm going to stick around
12:12I'm going to find a way
12:14What do you mean, find a way?
12:19I don't...
12:20I don't want to dump this on you
12:25But...
12:25I owe that Fiona money again
12:27And if I don't come up with it
12:31I'm going to have to leave
12:35Oh, Cal
12:37You're just the gift that keeps on giving, aren't you?
12:41How much?
12:44Ten grand
12:47I'll sort it
12:52Don't deserve you
12:56What you like, eh?
13:04You cheated on my daughter?
13:07With a British soldier?
13:15Well...
13:18No wonder you kept it quiet
13:19I didn't know he was a soldier when I met him
13:22He was just some fella in a club
13:26He was good looking
13:27He bought me a drink and he asked me to dance
13:30Did your eyes meet across a crowded room, ma?
13:32What song was playing?
13:33Please, son
13:34Oh, don't set the scene for me
13:36You cheated on my daughter
13:42What was his name?
13:47Did you hear me?
13:49I don't remember
13:51You don't remember his name?
13:53Ha!
13:55Classy, ma
13:57Very classy
13:58I am your mother
13:59Do not speak to me like that
14:01I think you've lost the moral high ground here, don't you?
14:06So you never saw him again?
14:10I'm sorry
14:11Yeah, if you were sorry, you would have told me years ago
14:14Alan was your dad
14:16And there it is!
14:23Did he know?
14:24Dad, Alan, I mean...
14:27He didn't want it to come out
14:29It would have ruined me
14:31It would have ruined the whole family
14:34So he knew
14:36And he still took you back
14:37It was a mistake
14:39But it was the best mistake I ever made
14:42I wouldn't have had you otherwise
14:48I need a drink
14:49Or ten
14:51I'm sorry
14:52Yeah, you keep saying that, ma
14:55But it's just a word
14:58Stick your sorry
15:09Apparently they found her
15:10Debbie?
15:11Yeah, I've just spoken to Ronnie
15:13He's gonna have his work cut out, isn't he?
15:15Still glad she's home though
15:17Yeah
15:19Sam?
15:20Hey, I wanted to apologise
15:22I was out of order
15:24Mates?
15:29Sam?
15:34Look, I'm sorry
15:36Genuinely
15:38Well, are you gonna accept the apology of what?
15:41Well, are you gonna accept the apology of what?
15:51Well, are you gonna accept the apology of what?
15:58Go easy
16:00I'm just getting started
16:02That's what I'm worried about
16:03I don't want you having another funny turn
16:06Yeah, well, there's nothing like finding out your da's not your real da
16:08To give you a funny turn
16:10Will you keep your voice down?
16:13Although funny's not the word I'd use to describe it
16:16Come into the back room again and we'll talk
16:18I think we've done enough talking
16:20What else are you gonna tell me?
16:21Please, Sam
16:22You go into the back room
16:24I'm staying here
16:27Mate, I thought I'd pop back in, see how you are
16:29You got me a bit worried there
16:32Oh, that, that was fine
16:33Ah, so you're alright then?
16:35Yeah, my ma looked after me like she always does
16:38You're a lucky man?
16:39I am
16:40She's one in a million, my ma
16:42Full of surprises as well
16:43Are you having a drink?
16:45Do I usually come in?
16:46How about a whisky?
16:47Or in the house?
16:48Oh yes, please
16:49Are you having a drink, ma?
16:52Oh, come on, you're very quiet there
16:55Cat got your tongue?
16:56Not for me, thanks
16:57Come on
16:58Have a drink with us
17:01Eh, Ollie did come round in the end
17:04Apparently it's back on
17:05So I, er, you know, made myself scared
17:10Ollie is alone with Amy
17:17What is that?
17:24Fine, fine, I'm going to get it
17:26I'm coming
17:28Yes, is everything okay?
17:30So I'm here
17:31Yeah, why? Why? What's happened?
17:34You two haven't been...
17:37Haven't?
17:40You can't go out with each other
17:41Why not?
17:47Because you're cousins
17:49Because you're cousins
17:50Tell your dad you stay in
17:51Where's your phone?
17:52It's in my coat
17:53Alright, I'll go and get it
17:54I've already told him
17:57Listen, I'm really glad that you and Will have made up
18:01Do you think he was being genuine?
18:04Yeah, don't you?
18:07Well, he sounded genuine to me
18:09And you know what? You should be mates
18:11The only reason you're not is because of Megan
18:13She exploited you
18:15Both of you
18:18And...
18:19I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in the shop earlier
18:22And listen, I know you can't see your counsellor because you're not in school
18:26But if there's anything bothering you
18:28You know you can always talk to me, don't you?
18:32I'm okay
18:34Honestly
18:36You sure?
18:39Right, okay
18:40I'll go and get changed and then I'll make her start on tea
18:43So what are we watching tonight then? Made in Chelsea?
18:46You know me so well
18:50Your phone
18:58Hello?
18:59Leanne's just gone to get changed
19:02I'm not sorry
19:05And I don't want to be your mate
19:08How did you get this number?
19:09And you'd better watch your back
19:12Cos I'm coming for you
19:20You and me dad?
19:22He was a soldier
19:23I met him in a bar
19:25No, I'm sorry I don't believe it, can't be him
19:28It was!
19:31As soon as I saw that picture of your dad on the sideboard
19:34When was this?
19:36Halloween
19:38You couldn't make it up, could you?
19:39You've known for months
19:41Since before the funeral
19:43I went to that funeral
19:45We both did
19:47You let me go to my own dad's funeral
19:49Without telling me
19:51My grandpa, I can't wrap my head around this
19:54No, it's not your grandpa cos she's lying
19:56I'm not!
19:57Why would I lie about it?
19:59Well then it must be somebody else then
20:00Cos I'm telling you, look, my dad was a lot of things
20:02But he was never a cheat
20:04I don't know what to say to you
20:05His name was Jim
20:08Yes, I knew
20:09Of course I did
20:12He was 22, from Belfast
20:15He had a moustache, he liked to drink
20:19I knew he had family
20:20But he was away from home and he was lonely
20:23And I'm not trying to justify this
20:26I know I can't
20:30I mean
20:32He's dead and buried
20:33And he's still managing to ruin our flipping lives
20:36At least you've still got the same die you had this morning
20:40You never met him
20:41This could only happen to me
20:42It's happening to me too
20:44I was snogging my own cousin
20:47It's not good enough just being part of one messed up family
20:49Now I've got to be part of two
20:50Oh right, hang on
20:51Oh, cos your family's not screwed up
20:53It was your grandad who couldn't keep it in his kex
20:56Where are you going?
20:57Oh, I can't deal with this right now
20:59I'm sorry
21:00I really am
21:04We're brothers
21:06What, do you want to party?
21:08Do you want to go paintballing or something?
21:10Just saying, leg
21:12I realise this must be a big shock
21:14How do you think?
21:16Just go all year, will you?
21:26I can't wait
21:28But it's my nickname
21:38No, it's my nickname
21:39It's my nickname
21:40In the car
21:40I know
21:40I hope we have a lot of people
21:40Did you know that?
21:40Do you know that?
21:40I love you
21:46I love you
21:46What are the names?
21:46I love you
21:47I love you
21:47I love you
21:52I love you
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