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The Rookie S08 E14 Tiger Bear
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00:00Camera breaching tools.
00:02I have two 32-inch screens.
00:05Woo!
00:06Wow.
00:07Can I be watch commander?
00:08No.
00:09But you are riding with me today.
00:10Yes.
00:10Oh, hey, show them droning.
00:12Oh, yeah.
00:13Check this out.
00:22Isn't he cute?
00:23Hey.
00:24Really?
00:24Yeah.
00:25Look, Supershot makes the Batmobile look like a kitty toy.
00:27And I can control it all right here from my phone.
00:33See?
00:36Damn it.
00:37Whoa, whoa.
00:38Damn it.
00:41Playing Tim's Pump-Up Jack.
00:42No, no, no.
00:43Stop.
00:44Stop.
00:55It's not going to be as easy as you think.
00:56Based on this morning's demonstration, I'm well aware.
00:59It's not just that you're taking the watch commander duties on patrol.
01:02You're also exposing yourself to chain of command confusion when you land at the scene.
01:07Even if you stay in the SUV.
01:09Supershot.
01:10It's a working thing.
01:17Good morning.
01:18Good morning.
01:19Good morning.
01:20All right.
01:20Listen up.
01:20We're going to do things a little different today.
01:23There will be two supervisors out on the street.
01:25Sergeant Chen and myself.
01:29I know.
01:30I know.
01:30No one's the boss showing up to their calls, second guessing their every move.
01:34That is not my intention.
01:35Okay?
01:36Nothing has to change.
01:37I just put wheels on my office.
01:39While we work out the details, Officer Nolan will be riding with me to help facilitate the transition.
01:44Any questions?
01:46Can I pick a playlist?
01:49It's a dumb question.
01:50All right.
01:50Second order of business.
01:52Officer Juarez will be on temporary duty assignment with the Detectives Bureau.
01:56Did you choose your focus?
01:57Yes.
01:58Missing persons.
01:59Oof.
02:00You sure about that?
02:02Yeah.
02:03Your call?
02:04All right.
02:05I have some updates from the night shift.
02:06Is missing persons really that bad?
02:09Detective Desmond has a reputation.
02:11Like a Harper reputation?
02:13No.
02:15Opposite.
02:17Last day at the DA's office.
02:19Excited?
02:19I'm relieved.
02:20When the DA had one foot in retirement, now that Vivian's DA elect, she's going to have free reign.
02:24Well, none of that will matter once you quit and open a private practice in Malibu with a view of
02:28the ocean.
02:29Uh, with that commute, you'd never see me again.
02:32Well, in my dream, I also work in Malibu.
02:35I have a robot helicopter that flies the kids to school.
02:38And a pony.
02:38Well, sorry to kill another one of your dreams, but I already reached out to my old landlord,
02:41and the only view from that office is to eat the open place on the first floor.
02:45Oh, before you go, make sure you pass off my cases to the right prosecutors.
02:49Daniels doesn't touch homicide.
02:50Give mine to Cosgrove.
02:52He is solid.
02:52That might be an issue.
02:54Cosgrove just quit.
02:54I gotta go.
02:55Good luck.
02:57Wesley, so good to see you.
02:58Yeah, right.
03:00I'm serious.
03:00No hard feelings on my aunt.
03:02Yeah, because you destroyed me.
03:03Well, exactly.
03:03I made good on the promise I made you when you threw your hat in the ring.
03:06It's nothing personal.
03:07In fact, I agree with you on a lot of the issues,
03:09and I know that together we can take the DA's office in a positive direction.
03:13Mm-hmm.
03:15You're not gonna fall for that, are you?
03:17No.
03:18I was about to hand in my resignation letter.
03:20Well, she won't accept it.
03:21With Cosgrove, Garcia, and Martin already out, she can't afford to lose anyone else.
03:24Martin quit?
03:25Keyed her car on the way out.
03:27A hero to us all.
03:29Come on.
03:32Hey, sorry about the election.
03:34That should have been me facing Vivian.
03:36You were handed a poison chalice.
03:37I drank from it willingly.
03:39So...
03:40How's Logan?
03:41He's good.
03:42You know, he just got another chip.
03:44He's been clean now almost four months.
03:47That's great.
03:48Yeah.
03:48Uh, what about you?
03:49You gonna do the Rothwell and Pierce thing?
03:51No, I'm, uh...
03:53I'm gonna stay here.
03:55And you should, too.
03:56Mm.
03:57Come on, Wes.
03:57You joined this place to change the culture from within.
04:00To ensure that justice, not punishment, was our paramount virtue.
04:05Remember?
04:05It's a very inspirational message that just lost by 23 points.
04:10Look, Vivian ran on tough on crime.
04:12She's gonna deliver.
04:13Yeah, which is why the city needs people like us here.
04:16Now more than ever.
04:17Look, we still can make a difference.
04:19Sean.
04:20You're here already.
04:21Let's work together one last time.
04:22If at the end of the day you still wanna quit, I won't stand anyway.
04:26This job is where ambition goes to die.
04:30Wait, what?
04:31Missing persons.
04:32It's not a real department.
04:34It's a halfway house for cases on the way to real departments.
04:37That's a lot of reports for a fake department.
04:40Ninety percent of these cases will solve themselves.
04:42Teenager just needed to blow off steam.
04:44A wife went on a bender, came home when she sobered up.
04:47Kid fell asleep playing hide-and-seek.
04:49Well, I've been on patrol for three years.
04:51I know most missing persons reports go nowhere,
04:53but there are people in the stack who are victims of real crimes.
04:57Crimes with their own departments, like trafficking or homicide.
05:01Sorry to interrupt.
05:03Homicide once on a graph case.
05:05Fisherman found the body, looks like murder.
05:07Rest in peace.
05:11Okay.
05:12Obviously, you know the job way better than I do,
05:15but it wouldn't hurt to look through the case files,
05:18see if there's anyone we can help.
05:20Knock yourself out.
05:28This thing drives like a dream.
05:30In these seats.
05:32Ten minutes in a regular shop, my ass is barking.
05:35Well, don't get used to it.
05:36You're just here while I work out the kinks.
05:38Once Penn is back from training,
05:40you're back in the shop and I'm on my own.
05:41I have a 415 at 5th and Western.
05:44RP reports two shirtless men circling each other.
05:477 at 100, two blocks away, show us responding.
05:50You sure?
05:51Sounds like your basic alcohol-fueled select list.
05:53Yeah, I have to test response times,
05:55and even the most basic of calls.
05:59The captain's calling.
06:01Bradford.
06:01Can you hold?
06:03Yeah, I'll hold.
06:08I'll be right there.
06:09I got this one.
06:12LAPD, you guys break it up.
06:14Sorry, he was just called into a meeting.
06:16Can you hold just a minute longer?
06:17Thanks.
06:18No, I'm at...
06:30Sorry to keep you waiting.
06:31No problem, sir.
06:32We're getting a lot of complaints about vagrants in Stoner Park.
06:36I've got to say, renaming it would be a strong start.
06:38It's important that people feel safe in public places.
06:41Couldn't agree more.
06:42I'll have additional units in the area starting today.
06:44Okay.
06:45Is that it?
06:46One more thing.
06:47I just want to say your tireless commitment to justice and the people of this...
06:51Thank you, sir.
06:53Hey!
06:53Hey!
06:55Good job, sir.
06:56You supervised the hell out of that.
06:58You're still here.
06:59And I think I found a workable case.
07:01Sadie Bell, 30, was reported missing last week, but according to her best friend Joe,
07:06Sadie never misses visitation with her kid on the first Tuesday of every month.
07:11Walk with me.
07:14Reporting party's address?
07:17Uh... 5206th Street?
07:18It's a homeless shelter.
07:19Joe is unhoused, meaning Sadie's unhoused.
07:21Not the most reliable bunch.
07:23On the other hand, sir, unhoused women are highly vulnerable to physical and sexual assaults.
07:28True.
07:28And they're also more likely to be substance abusers who miss things like supervised child visitations.
07:34Well, I know.
07:34Well, I think it's worth investigating, so what's our first step?
07:38Why are you so gung-ho, Officer Boris?
07:40And don't just say the indefatigability of youth.
07:45Uh, my, uh, sister was abducted when I was a child, sir.
07:49I, uh, lived the fear of not knowing where a loved one is.
07:54Understandable.
07:55And quite noble.
07:56But I would caution you that the thousand files in my office are not an unending stack of potential happy
08:02endings.
08:03For the subset that are not just runaways or miscommunications, the endings are mostly heartbreaking.
08:13I haven't had a chance to review the reports, but it's at the top of my list.
08:17Okay.
08:17I appreciate the reminder.
08:21How did Greg make it look so easy?
08:22Well, the scowl helped.
08:24Yeah.
08:25You don't want to bother that face with anything less than an absolute emergency.
08:28My scowl is legendary.
08:30It was, but then Lucy moved in.
08:34You know what?
08:35I take it back.
08:37Hey, Dash.
08:39Everything all right?
08:39Hey, so, lesson for the future.
08:41Uh, if somebody asks you if you want to see a dead body, uh, say no.
08:46Dash, are you standing over a dead body?
08:49Yep.
08:51He's been here for at least a day.
08:53Won't know how long for sure until TID gets here and we turn him over.
08:56Kenneth Morris.
08:57K-Dog?
08:58For real?
09:00Ugh, Kenny's my English teacher.
09:02Was my English teacher.
09:03Okay, so, uh, who found the body?
09:06Uh, Dakota.
09:07We're in fourth period together.
09:09But I didn't think it was real.
09:10She's always gossiping about something.
09:12Last week, she told me she was quitting school because she landed some influencer brand deal with Pop-Tarts.
09:17Turns out it was just her regional campaign.
09:19No offense.
09:19It just doesn't seem like, uh, Coastwood is your scene.
09:23Oh, it's not.
09:23Uh, but my mom said I needed a strong senior year in order to get into a good college.
09:28So, she landed an office job here.
09:30That way I got a major break on tuition.
09:31Dad, not in the picture?
09:32No, he kind of lurks in the background like the Babadook, specializing in bad decisions and hot cougars.
09:39Right.
09:40Uh, so you said Dakota found the body originally.
09:42Uh, no, Dakota said CJ told her about it, who heard about it from Ilya and Autumn, who might have
09:47heard about it from somebody else.
09:49So, how many teenagers came out to the woods, saw a dead body, and did nothing about it except tell
09:55their friends?
09:56Unknown. But I bet they all took selfies with it.
09:58I'm starving. Could I order green juice or something?
10:02Your intermittent fest doesn't end until one. We can talk after that.
10:05No one is asking you to spy on your friends.
10:08No, we have hidden surveillance set up to capture candid conversations.
10:12Tight. Uh, but they're not my friends.
10:14Oh.
10:15How's my hair?
10:16It's fine. Who were you trying to impress?
10:19No one, Autumn.
10:24She's pretty.
10:25It's like saying that the hanging gardens of Babylon were cool instead of a feat of unparalleled engineering that redefined
10:32elegance and beauty in the ancient world.
10:34But I'm a little biased.
10:36Clearly. She's nice.
10:38Hey, Dad, do you want to come to my premiere tonight?
10:41Uh, yeah, totally. I would love to.
10:43No, wait.
10:44My publicist said we already did our charity work for the year, so you're out of luck.
10:48Sorry.
10:51What are you premiering?
10:52The new LaPorte film. It's already getting Oscar buzz.
10:55Oh.
10:55Who do you play in the movie?
10:56Young Attic No. 2. No lines, but my featured reactions really carry the film.
11:02Oh, by the way, I have a heart out at three.
11:04Glam Squad's coming to my house.
11:06Well, we'll try to get you out in time for the full-face shellacking.
11:09Do you have a parent or guardian with you?
11:11Oh.
11:12No, thank you.
11:13I was legally emancipated when I was 13, so I could, um, work adult hours on set.
11:19I don't need them here.
11:21Great. Let's interview you first.
11:23Awesome.
11:24Please tell me Jack won't be going there.
11:26It's not definite, but Jack's preschool is the feeder school for Coastwood.
11:32It would be an easy transition.
11:34Logistically, maybe, but emotionally, won't you die a little?
11:38Yes.
11:39But L.A. elementary schools are more competitive than Stanford, and having an easy path would
11:44save hundreds of hours of stress.
11:46Yeah, but then he'd be going to school with kids like these.
11:48That's where it falls apart.
11:50And what can you tell me about Morris?
11:52Oh, Kenny was such a sweetie.
11:54Even when I had to miss a lot of class last year, he was so chill about it.
11:57Why did you have to miss school?
11:58I was doing this indie project.
12:00We were supposed to premiere at Sundance, but then the director had all these, like, harassment
12:05allegations or whatever and got basically blackballed.
12:08And now my career has to suffer.
12:10Like, did Kenneth have any disagreements with other teachers, faculty?
12:14No.
12:14I really can't imagine anyone wanting to hurt Ken Ken.
12:17It wasn't traditionally attractive, sure, but that's no reason to be murdered.
12:21Right?
12:23Can I vape in here?
12:25I have a note from my therapist.
12:26He does.
12:27I have it right here.
12:29No.
12:30Who first told you about the body in the woods?
12:32It was Sushi Tuesday, so I was pretty laser focused on whether I wanted ahi or uni.
12:39I think I ended up getting both.
12:41Let's focus here.
12:43Where did you hear about the body?
12:45Well, I remember Autumn mentioning something earlier in the day when she was talking to Ilya.
12:50But Ilya said he had heard it from...
12:52Zoe.
12:53I guess she originally saw something about it in a DM from Lynette when she was going through CJ's phone.
12:58And given what happened on the school trip last year, it is super sketchy that he was DMing Lynette.
13:05Backup.
13:06Where do we think the rumor started?
13:08Nowhere.
13:08Like, everywhere.
13:09How are we further from figuring this out than when we started?
13:12I'll call for backup.
13:14Hi again.
13:15Thank God.
13:16Normal teenager.
13:17No offense, it's just your classmates tend to be...
13:20Overwhelmed by their own champagne problems.
13:22I get it.
13:23My dysfunction is a little bit more proletariat.
13:26I guess that's one way to put it.
13:27Yeah, I don't really hang out with them much outside of school.
13:29And that's not just because I didn't make Forbes 20 under 20, but it's definitely a factor.
13:34Well, we're not done with the interviews yet, but so far no one we have talked to has said they're
13:38the one who started the rumor.
13:39They all claim to have heard it from someone else.
13:41Right.
13:42So, Reese heard about it from CJ, who heard about it from Zoe, who saw it in a DM from...
13:48You said that Reese heard about it from CJ?
13:50That's what she told us.
13:51That doesn't make any sense.
13:52They got in a huge fight last week about, you know, whether or not sending nudes to other people counts
13:56as cheating.
13:57They haven't spoken to each other since, and word in the halls is that Zoe and CJ are the new
14:01Ick couple.
14:01Oh my God, yes.
14:03I was totally picking up on that vibe, but I saw that Zoe wasn't following CJ on Instagram, so I
14:07put it from my head.
14:08But when I doubled back to check, it looks like she does follow him, but only with her Finsta.
14:13With her Finsta.
14:13Yeah.
14:15Okay, this is actually all starting to make sense.
14:18It is?
14:19Um, so Lynette and Emma, they went to the bathroom to do a fit check for their joint Instagram account.
14:25And Lynette said that she hears somebody crying in one of the stalls, and she says that it's Reese because
14:30she recognizes her leather tabbies.
14:32Travis tells Paul in the parking lot that he heard about a dead body from some bitch in first period,
14:38and who does he have first period with?
14:41Reese.
14:42And Dash heard about the body from Dakota, who is Reese's second best friend, but she has been fighting for
14:48that number one spot.
14:50So, I mean, she would do anything that Reese says.
14:53So if Reese told Dakota to lie about where she heard about the body?
14:58This is all coming back to Reese.
14:59Okay, so is Reese witness zero, or is she the killer?
15:05Sadie!
15:12Yeah.
15:15Okay.
15:17You know, the night Sadie went missing, it was pouring rain and the shelter was full, so I'm thinking she
15:23crawled in here to stay dry and got trapped.
15:27A couple of months ago, I found a bunch of guys living it up in an access tunnel.
15:31Electricity, Wi-Fi, the whole thing.
15:35They had the right idea.
15:36But you also have electricity and Wi-Fi.
15:38Yeah, but I have to pay for it.
15:40Right.
15:42You know, one of those cases, if they locked behind her, she could be trapped or too injured to crawl
15:46out.
15:47Yeah, but at this point, she's probably dead from dehydration.
15:51Like what?
15:55Sadie!
15:57If you can hear me, make a sound!
16:10Desmond.
16:11Where are you?
16:11I'm inside a service tunnel looking for Sadie.
16:14I called the shelter, she showed up this morning.
16:16You're kidding.
16:17Well, why didn't they call us?
16:18They never do.
16:19So she was fine this whole time?
16:21Yeah, it turns out that her friend had the visitation date wrong.
16:24But hey, cheer up.
16:26At least you only wasted your own time.
16:31I am so sorry.
16:42Oh.
16:43Hey, Selena.
16:45Hey, I heard about the missing person who wasn't missing.
16:49Already.
16:49I just got back.
16:51Well, Smitty was with you.
16:52Right.
16:53Oh, I'm gonna owe a lot of favors after dragging the cavalry through the sewers.
16:57Okay, first of all, do not refer to any group that includes Smitty as the cavalry in second.
17:02Those guys will forgive you.
17:03Or, you know, somebody else will screw up way worse and then they'll be focused on that.
17:07Well, I'm kidding.
17:08Hey.
17:08One misstep does not change the fact that your instincts here are legendary.
17:13So just take a second to wallow in this, but then get cleaned up and get back out there, yeah?
17:17Yeah.
17:23Hey.
17:25Oh, you're too kind.
17:27Yes, I'm really looking forward to working with you as well, Madam Mayor.
17:30Okay, bye-bye.
17:32Sorry.
17:32I've been so busy.
17:33Um, before I make the big move upstairs, I wanted to get our house in order.
17:38A little bit clear of the deck.
17:39So, we have 27 felony arrests, waiting prosecution.
17:44We just do not have the manpower to take them all to trial.
17:47Why?
17:48Did you lose some ADAs or something?
17:51There's been turnover, yes.
17:53So I've got plea deals approved for all these cases and I need you both to get them signed ASAP.
17:58Murder, too?
17:59This guy robbed a convenience store and the clerk had a heart attack.
18:02That is felony manslaughter at best.
18:04And a teen who pegged his principal with a football is assault with a deadly weapon?
18:08Did the DA sign off on these?
18:09I pointed to the significant mandate voters handed me and he agreed.
18:13Well, their lawyers are not going to agree to these terms.
18:16Make them agree.
18:28Apple Pruitt, she lives in my building.
18:31Her mother reported her missing a month ago when she didn't return from Coachella.
18:35Every year we get a spike in imports after Coachella.
18:38This is one time this guy disassociated so hard he reported himself missing.
18:41No, but this one's weird.
18:43Apple has a strong social media presence but didn't post anything about what happened this year.
18:49There was a massive dust storm.
18:50They canceled day two at the Sahara tent.
18:52I mean, everyone was posting about it.
18:54It's not exactly a smoking gun.
18:56Okay, listen, I know how this sounds but something is telling me to investigate.
19:01I see what's going on.
19:03You said she lives in your building?
19:04Mm-hmm.
19:05Classic move.
19:06You take a case near your house so you can investigate it from your living room.
19:10When the shift ends, you're just a few steps from your futon.
19:13I'm not trying to go home early.
19:16That's too bad.
19:18I thought you were finally catching on.
19:22There's no obvious connection between Reese and Mr. Morris.
19:25He did tutor her every week but he tutored a lot of the kids.
19:28Yeah, and his Venmo transactions show that he was pulling down six figures on top of his salary.
19:32Why is tutoring in quotes?
19:35And one of the parents added a winky face emoji.
19:41Every student who paid for tutoring got an A.
19:43The only kid who was struggling was Dash.
19:45Yeah, his mom was barely scraping tuition together.
19:47They couldn't afford anything extra.
19:49Okay, so the parents are paying for grades so the kids get into a better college.
19:53But I mean, why kill him?
19:56Maybe.
19:56He couldn't deliver.
19:57If I spent that kind of money and my kid didn't get into their dream school, I'd be pissed.
20:04Reese, have you decided what college you're going to?
20:06Um, I think I may be taking a gap year.
20:10From your social media accounts, it seems like you're all about Yale.
20:13That was kind of my mom's thing.
20:15But you did apply.
20:17Yeah, I applied to lots of places, but I didn't get in.
20:22So...
20:23Was your mom upset?
20:25Yeah, I guess.
20:27Reese, we know it was you who started the rumor.
20:30No, I heard it from CJ.
20:31We know that's not true.
20:34We know that's not true.
20:34But you did tell Dakota.
20:35And Travis.
20:37And Lynette.
20:38You know how that tells me?
20:41You wanted someone to know.
20:44You wanted the police to know, but you just didn't want to be the one to call.
20:48It didn't seem right that he was just lying out there.
20:52How do you know he'd been killed?
20:57I stayed late on Tuesday.
21:00My mom wanted to talk to Mr. Morris.
21:02She was so angry about Yale.
21:04She was yelling at him and he wanted to talk somewhere private, so they went out back behind the school.
21:12I waited and waited and finally my mom came back.
21:18Just her.
21:20Not him.
21:22And her hands were...
21:25She wouldn't talk about it, but I...
21:28I knew she did something.
21:32I didn't want any of this to happen.
21:34I don't even care about college.
21:42Well, at least I know why I was feeling in the class.
21:45Your mom wasn't bribing the teacher.
21:46Yeah.
21:47Then I never did any homework.
21:49Now, listen.
21:50Your mom is stuck at school.
21:51Things are about as hectic over there as you can imagine.
21:53So your dad's gonna come take you home.
21:56Is that alright?
21:57Yeah, it's fine.
21:58He shows up every six to eight months to remind everybody where my mom got sole custody.
22:03I'm telling you.
22:04You cannot lose.
22:05You would be a fool not to invest.
22:07Hit me up on socials.
22:08I will tell you more about it, okay?
22:09Hey!
22:10This is my guy.
22:11Hi.
22:12Hi.
22:12How you doing?
22:13Still haven't had that grocery yet, huh?
22:15I'm pacing myself.
22:16Hey, sorry I haven't been around much.
22:17Been, uh, working crazy hours.
22:19Um, but good news.
22:20Tiger Bear has one more investor signed on with a non-binding verbal agreement.
22:24Tiger Bear?
22:24It's a soup.
22:26It's a breakfast soup.
22:27Dash, come on.
22:28No.
22:28That was the last one.
22:29Tiger Bear whiskey tequila's the whiskey-less startup.
22:31It's gonna be huge.
22:33You should get in on the grand floor, champ.
22:35I'm telling you, an investment of ten grand will triple by the end of the year.
22:38Guaranteed.
22:39You do know your son found one of his teachers dead behind the school gym today.
22:43Damn it!
22:46Sorry, sorry.
22:46Uh, okay.
22:47Uh, keep going.
22:48Uh, so Dash was working out and, uh...
22:50Just take me home.
22:52Will they have to excavate the passenger seat for parking tickets again, or...?
22:55He's joking.
22:56I am a model citizen.
22:57Don't say that.
23:00Dash.
23:03I'm around if you need me.
23:04So we gotta stop by my place first, but we'll make it a pro-out.
23:07You know?
23:07Or Simzaa.
23:08We'll watch last week's UFC.
23:10Not a problem.
23:12Just the universal unfairness of the world.
23:14Nothing actionable.
23:18Thanks for coming in.
23:19This is a plea deal.
23:21And before you ask, it's the best deal your client's gonna get.
23:23I know.
23:24Murder two.
23:25It seems excessive.
23:26I mean, all you did was rob a convenience store.
23:28It wasn't your fault that the clerk had a heart attack.
23:32The man had end-stage heart disease.
23:33Now, a jury could see that as extenuating circumstances.
23:37I mean, if the jury was blind, maybe they'd see that as a gang tattoo.
23:41But I don't have to risk that possibility if you just say yes to the plea.
23:44I mean, who cares there's no precedent for a felony prosecution this severe?
23:48So what if our only witness has been charged with perjury and false accusations in two other cases?
23:54I mean, if you think you could do better at trial, you just push that plea deal right back at
23:58me.
24:20The music is nowhere near too loud.
24:23I'm Officer Juarez with LAPD.
24:25Yeah, I'm following your roommate, Apple Pruitt's case.
24:28Yeah, she hasn't come home, right?
24:29No.
24:30No, I'm, I'm, I'm pretty sick.
24:33Do you mind if I come inside?
24:35Sure.
24:36Yeah, of course.
24:42I've actually been boxing up Apple's things all day.
24:45It's officially 30 days tomorrow.
24:47I just, I need someone else in here to help me with this crazy rant.
24:51Not that Apple is great about paying.
24:54She doesn't believe in money or monogamy or cleaning.
24:59She sounds like a lot.
25:01Oh, I mean, don't get me wrong.
25:02She was, is, um, one of my favorite people.
25:06Just not the greatest at cohabitation.
25:09Right.
25:10And the last time you saw her was right before she left for Coachella?
25:14She left going, even though she had her issues before.
25:17I mean, bad drugs and aggressive guys.
25:20She definitely had some scares.
25:23And you think that's what happened to her?
25:25I, I don't know.
25:26Um, I mean, I, I'm just trying to be helpful.
25:30But I'm desperate for you to find her.
25:33Do you mind if I take a look at her bedroom?
25:36Yeah, no problem.
25:37It's, uh, it's right over there.
25:44Yeah, yeah, no problem.
26:11Uh, I don't let her go.
26:30Star! I'm sorry. I'm sorry! It's not what you think!
26:49Hey! Hold it!
27:21This is Officer Juan. It's badge number 53397. I'm code 4 with a possible 245 suspect.
27:27Also suspected of an 187 sent backup. I need an RATID to my location.
27:35You don't understand. She was the worst roommate ever.
27:40Ever. Yeah. I'm pretty sure you're the worst roommate ever.
27:47So, this is just temporary. But the money train is chugging into the station.
27:54Then I'm going to be playing the how many square feet is too many square feet game.
27:58Want some?
27:59Uh, no thanks. I just shotgunned some gasoline.
28:01Oh.
28:11Oh, God. I had some serious stuff.
28:13Hey, um, so this fancy private school of yours...
28:17Where a teacher was just murdered?
28:18Really?
28:19How have you not been paying attention?
28:22Never mind. Of course you're out.
28:23All I'm saying is, you're in the perfect spot to help your dear old dad raise some cash money capital.
28:28I'm having supply issues in the Czech Republic.
28:30But they specialize in neither whiskey nor chicken.
28:33Okay, that is besides the point. Anyways, you would be helping out the family if I can get you to
28:37make a few introductions.
28:39If I say I'll think about it, will you take me home?
28:42Come on, what's the rush? Party's just getting started.
28:45Gus!
28:46I know you're in here.
28:48Open the damn door.
28:52We're gonna go out the window.
28:54No, we're not.
28:55I can hear you in there. Open the door or we kick it in.
28:59Uh, okay. Um, so, a few of my friends are here. Um, you gotta go hide.
29:04Why would I hide from your friends? Just kidding.
29:07Go. And don't come out.
29:09No matter what.
29:12Oh, man.
29:17Dash?
29:18I think I might be in some trouble.
29:23Fellas.
29:24Wait, wait, wait, wait.
29:25I'm sorry about the confusion. Your money, it's being transferred.
29:28It's just the act, you know? It takes a few days, so...
29:32Okay, where are you?
29:33Uh, closet.
29:35That's apartment.
29:36They're beating them up.
29:38I can get your money just one more day.
29:40Like, two times.
29:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, no.
29:43All right, stay hidden until we get there.
29:45I can't.
29:47Don't kill him. I have to... I have to do something.
29:49No, Dash. Dash, no.
29:55I know how you can get your money.
29:57What the hell is this?
29:58It's, uh, my neighbor. He waters my plants.
30:04You are such a liar.
30:06Although lying to protect your kid is almost noble,
30:09be ashamed if I have to break all his teeth,
30:11stump both his hands in a suit.
30:13Pass and pass.
30:15How about we go with my plan instead?
30:18Rob a bunch of rich kids that go to my school?
30:20Who wants a Rolex?
30:24You better not be lying, kid.
30:27Your dad is out of free passes.
30:30Let's go.
30:36Dash would never knowingly put someone in danger.
30:38So we track down whether any school families are out of town.
30:41The LaPorte premiere.
30:43He's a pretentious auteur filmmaker.
30:45His new movie launches tonight.
30:46Autumn Harrington is in it.
30:47That's the girl that Dash has a crush on.
30:49Her address is in the system.
30:55Damn, who is this chick?
30:57Autumn?
30:57She's an up-and-coming It girl.
30:59Her new project's getting Oscar buzz.
31:01Yeah?
31:02Well, let's hope she get paid in diamond bracelets.
31:05You know, stuff that's easy to pawn.
31:07Otherwise, you and your dad gonna find out what the landfill tastes like.
31:12Out.
31:17Stay with Gus until I give you the signal, all right?
31:22Man, for what it's worth, your dad is the biggest trainwrecker I ever met.
31:27My old man, he in prison.
31:29Trying to steal a FedEx plane with a tow truck, so shit.
31:31Well, if you're the ghost of my future self, I might just have to Virginia Woolf it.
31:36I don't know what that mean.
31:37She was arguably the most influential writer of the 20th century.
31:41Ended it all by walking into a river with rocks in her pockets.
31:46Nobody likes a comedian, kid.
31:48I'd argue, but the gun gives you the last word.
31:54Hey, if this is set up, I'm killing everybody.
31:57Got it?
31:57Yes, sir.
32:03You're not my agadashi tofu.
32:06You're not supposed to be here.
32:07Well, you cut me out of the movies when I wasn't on the list.
32:10Do you know how mortifying that...
32:12Who the hell are you?
32:13And who else in the house?
32:14Nobody.
32:15My parents are in Monaco.
32:17All right.
32:18Get over here.
32:19I don't want to.
32:20No problem.
32:21I'll just shoot you.
32:28Who the ants?
32:29What?
32:30Why?
32:30Whoa.
32:31It's even bigger on the inside.
32:33See, this is the kind of place I'm going to get when I get paid.
32:36Hey, man, shut up!
32:37Stay down here with the idiot, all right?
32:39Steal anything that's shiny.
32:44Now, take me to your parents, Raminate.
32:46Better have a boatload of watches and jurors.
32:47Hey, hey!
32:48Whoa, whoa!
32:48Those whiskey bottles worth like $500 each.
32:50I'm just going to grab a couple.
32:51Show me.
32:52All right.
32:53All right.
32:58What about this?
32:59The Merlot, really?
33:00No, dude, those two are worth way more.
33:12All right.
33:13All right.
33:16All right.
33:17All right.
33:46Hey, where's the jewelry?
33:48Closet.
33:49All right.
33:50All right.
33:51Come on.
33:52Hey, hey!
33:52Stay here.
33:58Okay.
34:04I can't believe you brought them to my house.
34:06I panicked, okay?
34:07They were going to kill my dad.
34:09And besides, you weren't supposed to be here.
34:11I would never knowingly put you in danger.
34:12Because you have the odds for me.
34:14I have romantic intentions, yeah, but clearly you don't share them, so...
34:20It's not like you're not cute.
34:22You're just...
34:23Poor?
34:23Exactly.
34:30What are you doing?
34:31I'm looking for a gun.
34:32Oh, that's not a gun.
34:34Oh.
34:34Oh.
34:35Your parents are freaky.
34:36What the hell are you doing?
34:38Get away from there.
34:39Oh, no.
34:39Sorry.
34:40Sorry.
34:42I'm never going to be able to look my parents in the eye again.
34:46Me neither.
34:48Hey, Andre wouldn't really hurt my kid, right?
34:50This is a scare tactic.
34:51I mean, I know I'm not a great dad, but I try, you know?
34:55When it's convenient for me.
34:58Like, I want to be better.
34:59Like, I really do.
35:00I think about it all the time.
35:02Well, not all the time.
35:04It's not the heart of the problem, really.
35:07I just got to be better.
35:08The kid deserves a role model, not the flaming hot mess I am on a daily basis.
35:14It feels really good to come clean about this, you know?
35:16It's kind of cathartic.
35:17Take it off.
35:18When the hell did you get here?
35:19Where's Dash?
35:20Let's go.
35:21No, she's staying here.
35:23She hasn't seen your face, so you're in the clear.
35:25Just, you can do whatever you want to be.
35:26Just let her go.
35:27Hey, man, you got balls, kid.
35:28Unlike your father.
35:29But she cannot stay here, all right?
35:30Let's go.
35:31There's a gold bar in that bedside table.
35:33Yeah, right.
35:33I'm serious.
35:35But if you want to leave it, like...
35:37Stay right here.
35:44Get back.
35:46Drop it.
35:49Come on, get up.
35:52Hey, you okay?
35:54Physically.
35:56There, get this.
36:00Ow.
36:01Thanks.
36:03And thanks for trying to save me.
36:05Yeah.
36:06Anytime.
36:06Oh.
36:07Thank God.
36:10Although, I knew it was all going to be all right.
36:12Hey, um, maybe we don't tell your mom about this.
36:15You know, we just keep it a bro thing.
36:16So we can...
36:17Just stop.
36:18Everything that you do, everything that you say is just so selfish, so toxic.
36:24You haven't done one fatherly thing for me in my entire life.
36:27All you care about is yourself, and I'm just sick of it.
36:31I'm done with you.
36:33Forever.
36:34What?
36:41So, we met with all 27 defendants.
36:44It's the craziest thing.
36:45We tried our hardest.
36:46None of them would accept the plea deal.
36:48Not a one.
36:49Well, I hope you've kept your weekends clear,
36:51because now you've got 27 trials you're going to need to prepare for.
36:54Hmm.
36:55About that.
36:57I quit.
36:58And I'd say best of luck.
37:00But I hope you fail.
37:02Spectacularly.
37:03Sorry, Sean.
37:04I just can't.
37:04No.
37:04No worries.
37:05I can't either.
37:07I quit, too.
37:09Oh.
37:09Hey, what do you think of the law firm of Del Monte and Evers?
37:12Well, you haven't worked a day in your life as a defense attorney.
37:14Evers and Del Monte.
37:17Turn to the right.
37:18Way ahead of you.
37:19Not my first rodeo.
37:21No, we just need your clothes for evidence,
37:23and then, uh,
37:25for you to go.
37:27After everything that happened?
37:29The DA may still press charges,
37:31but it was pretty clear you were under duress.
37:34I really wanted this time to be different.
37:36I was going to buy a dash of car
37:38with a tiger bear money.
37:39I looked to make up for lost time, you know?
37:42But he's right.
37:43I screw everything up.
37:45He's better off without me.
37:46Probably.
37:49I've had some experience with bad fathers,
37:51and the love the sons feel for them,
37:54no matter how many times they get their hearts broken.
37:57And unless you're willing to change,
37:59and I mean really change,
38:03the best thing you can do for Dash
38:04is just leave him the hell alone.
38:07Made all these mistakes,
38:09but I'm made of mine.
38:13I made all these mistakes,
38:15but I made of mine.
38:16What were you thinking?
38:19I'm fine.
38:20Thanks for asking.
38:21Do you know how close you were
38:22to becoming a missing person yourself?
38:23If she would have succeeded in killing you,
38:25how would I have known?
38:26First thing she'd do is destroy your phone.
38:28So when I pulled to your last known location,
38:30it would be your building.
38:32So to me and the world,
38:33you were home and then you vanished.
38:36Well, I see that now.
38:37It's just I figured I'd stop by and ask a few questions.
38:40We have protocols for a reason.
38:43Yes, sir.
38:46I let my best intentions obscure my judgment,
38:49proving I still have a lot to learn about this job.
38:53But if I can be so bold as to ask a favor...
39:00You can ask.
39:03I remain undaunted.
39:05So if a file comes across your desk
39:07that gives you a feeling,
39:09call me.
39:10I am happy to run down any lead I can for you,
39:13free of charge.
39:19Deal.
39:21And for what it's worth,
39:24I'm glad you're okay.
39:25Made all these mistakes,
39:27but I've made a lie.
39:40Your dad's gone,
39:42and your mom's on her way.
39:44Cool.
39:46You want to talk about anything?
39:50Uh, not really.
39:51I think I'm a little talked out for once.
39:55Understood.
39:58You're not at the risk of sounding overly earnest.
40:02You're a very special young man.
40:05Despite, or maybe even because
40:08of what your father's put you through.
40:11Now, I know you know that you're not him
40:13in any...
40:14any way, shape, or form.
40:17But I also know that family pain
40:19is emotional
40:21and not intellectual.
40:27I'm just trying to say, um,
40:29if you ever need a reminder
40:30of this conversation,
40:32you have my number.
40:34Thanks.
40:36And just to be clear,
40:38you're saying I can call you
40:39every morning at the crack of...
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