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Celebrity Ex on the Beach Season 4 Episode 1
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00:03This programme contains strong language and sexual references throughout.
00:31The celebs have landed in paradise.
00:37All searching for love.
00:43Blow that camera.
00:49I found love, I lost love, and now I'm trying to find love again.
00:53And this time, I've booked a front row seat to all the spice.
00:57I heard this gaff need to assume I'm over.
00:59Is he wearing pants?
01:00They've come for a happy ending.
01:02I'm so sticky.
01:03Oh, it tastes so gross.
01:05Not that kind of happy ending.
01:08I asked for permission before I touched her.
01:09She said, yeah, straight away.
01:12There's just one big sandy catch.
01:20Oh, my God.
01:21It's my expression.
01:22Why are you here?
01:23Come to call the stir.
01:25I came all the way here for you.
01:27What?
01:29I'm telling you the goddamn truth.
01:31It's a shame you're a compulsive liar.
01:32You were still telling me you loved me.
01:34You were still sleeping with me.
01:35So I'm going to be pissed off when you're marrying someone a week later.
01:38Jesus, what's going on?
01:39I'm Irish.
01:40There's only so much sun I can take.
01:41I hope I'm the one.
01:44The course of true love.
01:46I have a lot of feelings for you.
01:47I think it's obvious.
01:48I don't think there's anything wrong with kissing on Thursday.
01:51Never did run smooth.
01:53You know I care about you.
01:54I've been on dates with these girls and stopped saying that.
01:58You've got two people in the palm of your hands and you're just juggling us around.
02:02And that's not about to change.
02:03Just because I showed up.
02:05I loved you.
02:06You know, I want you to be with you.
02:07I could never get back with you after you've done that.
02:09Maybe we're not meant to be.
02:11I don't know.
02:12I think there's more storms to come, eh?
02:15Tonight, two of you will be leaving.
02:17Oh!
02:18This is nasty.
02:20I'm not just going to sit back and let Freddie have, is he?
02:22I could have two girlfriends.
02:23Are you kidding?
02:24Everyone gives you respect.
02:25Let's listen to you talk all day.
02:27Just give us two minutes.
02:27You're giving me a lot of hate now.
02:29It's all about saying our peace.
02:30John!
02:31Just because I mentioned you cheated on your girlfriend, which is actually what you did.
02:34What is going on?
02:36This is wild.
02:37This is...
02:38You didn't tell me the truth.
02:41Celebrity.
02:41They're clearly no-trusted.
02:43Ex on the beach.
02:45Give me your little boy.
02:46You've got to be a man.
02:46You embarrass me publicly.
02:49All aboard this ship, aye aye.
02:59Right, deep breath.
03:01First day in the saddle.
03:02Don't screw it up.
03:04Oh, here they come.
03:08And their bikini game is on point.
03:17I'm Helen.
03:19And I'm best known for playing Rose Webster on Coronation Street.
03:23I don't have the best luck when it comes to dating.
03:27A guy asked me to voice note a family member that was a big Coronation Street fan and it kind
03:33of put me off.
03:36I'm Izzy.
03:38And you might know me from Too Hot To Handle, Perfect Match or The Challenge.
03:44Do you know what?
03:45It's not me.
03:46It's the men.
03:47And I feel like I just can't find the right one.
03:55Oh, it's so cute.
03:57Hey, guys.
03:59A little seating area.
04:01A little pool area.
04:02A flamingo.
04:04I can't even swim.
04:05I don't know why I'm getting excited about the pool.
04:08I'm Dani.
04:10And I'm best known for The Only Way Is Essex.
04:15All the boys back in Essex have either been with my friends or I've dated them and they're not a
04:20bit of me.
04:20So I feel like I need some fresh meat.
04:26Ooh, they look keen.
04:27Hope we've got a couple of bottles.
04:29There you go.
04:30Thank you, darling.
04:31Right, guys, are you excited?
04:32I am buzzing.
04:34I'm shitting myself.
04:35Are you nervous?
04:36Are you nervous?
04:37I always am there for everything.
04:39My name's Amy.
04:43You might know me from Married at First Sight.
04:46I thought I met my person and he obviously wasn't.
04:52In the past month, I've been to the cinema twice by myself.
04:56I go for coffees by myself.
04:58And I go on holiday alone.
04:59Like, I just want somebody to explore the world with and go and watch horror films with.
05:04What about you, girlies?
05:06I've done Combination Street.
05:07That's insane.
05:08Yay!
05:08Yeah, I used to love it.
05:09I've done one dating show.
05:10Loved that.
05:12And so I was like, it's so nice to do dating shows.
05:14They're so good.
05:14Well, you're back.
05:15Cheers to that.
05:16Cheers to being back, girlie.
05:17I'll drink to that.
05:18And no dating show would be complete without the lads.
05:22Lads, lads, lads.
05:25Is that John from Jedward?
05:27Where's Edward?
05:28I'm John.
05:30I am an international pop star with my twin brother Edward from Jedward.
05:36I've been going for nearly 20 years.
05:38Can you believe it?
05:40I'm feeling Jepic and Jexy.
05:43I love having a bit of a flirt.
05:45So being here is a new adventure, a new chapter, and I'm ready for it, you know what I mean?
05:53I'm Freddie.
05:56I am a funeral director.
05:58You might know me from Love Is Blind UK and Perfect Match.
06:02My dream woman has a good heart and they're a bit nerdy because I like stargazing and stuff.
06:07I love that.
06:08Oof!
06:09This man is no Constellation Prize.
06:12No, but don't you feel like ghosting is actually really mean?
06:15It's rude.
06:17Hello, girls!
06:18Hey!
06:19I'm just here to look good.
06:21Oh!
06:22Oh, my.
06:23We've been great questions.
06:25Look who it is.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30Wait, you're joking.
06:32This is absolutely crazy.
06:34He is so iconic.
06:36I'm actually kind of fangirling.
06:38I've been watching him since I was about seven.
06:42I'm on an episode of Carnation Street.
06:45What is going on?
06:46Yeah, sorry, we're just having a chat.
06:48What is going on right now?
06:49I think I'll sit in your DMs and give us your love.
06:52You look amazing.
06:54Yeah, nice to see you.
06:55Yeah, nice to see you.
06:55Danny, how are you doing?
06:57Good, how are you doing?
06:57How are you doing?
07:01I'm Tobi, and I've done Love Island four times, but I've only found love once.
07:08The problem is, with love comes heartbreak, but they say you've got to get back on the horse, and that's
07:15what I've been trying to do.
07:16But that horse has been kicking me off.
07:21Hi, baby.
07:23How are you doing?
07:23How are you doing?
07:24You've got a good tan.
07:25I know, I thought I'd get the...
07:27Some bait in.
07:28How are you doing?
07:29Some bait in.
07:31Hi, I'm Chase.
07:32Nice to meet you.
07:33Nice to meet you.
07:34Where are you from?
07:37You guys.
07:40I'm Chase Damore, and I'm a bit of a reality TV veteran.
07:46I did Swat The Handle, I did All Star Shore, and Perfect Match.
07:50I'm also a boxer.
07:53I am here to try to find love for the, I don't know how many times.
07:58You don't succeed at first, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try.
08:03And eventually, we are going to make this thing work.
08:06Oh, Helen.
08:07What's your name?
08:08Chase.
08:08Be one of the greats.
08:10Hello.
08:11Oh, guys, hello.
08:11Hiya, what's your name?
08:12How are you?
08:13What's your name?
08:14Izzy.
08:14Izzy, Freddie.
08:15Nice to meet you.
08:17I do recognise Freddie.
08:19He's beautiful.
08:20He's so lovely.
08:21Obviously, I don't know who his ex is all.
08:23It's just kind of scary.
08:24But yeah, I'd love to get to know him.
08:27Well, you better get a wriggle on them, babe.
08:30Because it won't be long until the exes are on their way.
08:41But before the chaos commences, let's have a little nosy round their digs, shall we?
08:48Look at this bed.
08:50Good mirrors, guys.
08:52Or in John's case, at himself.
08:54Why have you guys only got three beds?
08:56Because me and Freddie are shit.
09:00Wow.
09:02This is Irene, yeah?
09:04No, yours is downstairs.
09:06Oh, my God, this is so cute.
09:08I love it.
09:09Mirrors.
09:12Let's go.
09:15Look at that view.
09:16View is unreal.
09:22Do you like any other guys?
09:23There's a few people in here that I'm like, you're good looking.
09:27It's also about, like, vibes, banter, stuff like that.
09:30I feel like Freddie's a bit of you.
09:33Yeah, I do.
09:34That's what I put you with.
09:35I also don't know if I'm this type at all.
09:37I think he's getting to know Amy.
09:39No.
09:42Amy and Freddie.
09:43I do think I could see a connection there.
09:46Obviously, I'm a bit jealous.
09:47But I'm trying to be a girls girl here.
09:49Do you know what I mean?
09:51We're literally from the same place, aren't we?
09:53Like, you live in Bolton, don't you?
09:56Where do you live?
09:56Yeah, like, Blackburn.
09:58Blackburn's miles away.
09:59No, it's not.
09:59From Bolton.
10:00Oh, it's not that far, yeah.
10:02It's, like, the next town.
10:03But, yeah, nice to see you again.
10:05I know.
10:05Well, I haven't seen you once, haven't I?
10:06Yeah.
10:07I've got a really, really good feeling about this.
10:10I had a really good feeling going into maths.
10:13But I'm hoping that I'm going to meet somebody
10:15and hopefully, hopefully I will get married to them
10:18and spend the rest of my life with them.
10:20You never know.
10:21But I always attract the men that all the other girls want.
10:26So, are you looking forward to this, anyway?
10:28Yeah.
10:28But I just always think everyone's trying to be my friend.
10:31Do you know, like, rather than, like, a romantic...
10:33Oh, really?
10:34Yeah.
10:34You're a beautiful girl.
10:36Like, you know what I mean?
10:36You know, you don't...
10:37I wouldn't even stress.
10:38Everyone's going to fancy you, Fred.
10:43As a funeral director, I have been chatted up at work before.
10:47Recently, somebody came up to me.
10:49She said, can I have your number?
10:51So, I said, I'm flattered, but let me bury your nan first.
10:54You could bury my nan any time.
10:56Look at this.
10:59We've got the sun, we've got the breeze.
11:01We've got Helen Flanagan in her leopard print.
11:04What's that about?
11:05Bit of wild side.
11:06Yeah, I think I'm feeling a little Helen Flanagan.
11:08Yeah.
11:09I'm calling her full name, isn't it?
11:10I'm just calling her Helen.
11:11All the girls are beautiful, though.
11:13Literally.
11:13I was even thinking, like, who'd be on top two?
11:15Who would I...
11:16They always bring it, don't they?
11:17They always bring it.
11:18They're just going to gravitate to whoever I gravitate towards.
11:20That's it.
11:21I don't want to be too eager, either.
11:23Yeah, I know.
11:23I don't think it's good.
11:24It just has to be natural.
11:25Yeah, breathe it out.
11:26Like, let it flow.
11:26Whatever comes.
11:27I don't want to...
11:28Yeah, you don't want to force anything.
11:29It's hard to be in the spotlight and date somebody,
11:33because when you're in, like, a boy band, a group,
11:35it's, like, it's not the thing that you're advised to be doing.
11:38But I did anyway.
11:40A few times.
11:41Danielle, Danielle's got the big mane of hair.
11:44Danny's good.
11:44We're both from Essex.
11:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:46So, he's live local.
11:47Yeah.
11:47He's coming in the pub and...
11:49I know Danny.
11:51I spoke to him on a DM before, but I don't know if he was on that vibe.
11:53But whenever I speak to her, I feel like there is an energy there.
11:56I don't know.
11:57But we'll explore that.
11:58We'll find out.
11:59I do actually feel like all the boys are nice.
12:01Yeah.
12:01We've got a good bunch.
12:02We've got a good bunch.
12:03Thank God.
12:06You know what?
12:06I don't have a type, but I obviously think you're really good looking.
12:09I think, obviously, Toby's really good looking as well.
12:13Like, Freddie seems really nice.
12:15Like, my type's all over the place.
12:16Yeah.
12:17Deep down with me, I am actually quite needy.
12:19But I don't really show that neediness with men, because I feel like it gives them the ick or it
12:24can scare them.
12:25I was, like, in a really long-term relationship for, like, 13 years.
12:30He was, like, the father of my kids.
12:31And then I was with a boyfriend for about a year.
12:37But then I just don't think I was ready.
12:40I found the break-up with the father of my children really painful.
12:43So I kind of feel like I kind of have people, like, at arm's length a little bit.
12:47But as a mum and as a woman, I'm kind of, like, growing a lot.
12:50So, yeah, I'm here to find someone that loves me for me.
12:54Because I'm just a sexy geek looking for another sexy geek, yeah.
13:00You probably have more game than me, you know what I mean?
13:02Don't say that.
13:03Yeah.
13:04I'll show you how I start.
13:05I think we've got a different game.
13:06I've got loads of game.
13:06I've got three bullets in me.
13:08No idea what that means, John, but sounds dangerous.
13:12Ooh, got me in the mood, got me feeling good.
13:16You look really hard, both of you.
13:19You look even better.
13:20You're giving absolute milk.
13:22Yeah.
13:22You actually are.
13:24Yeah.
13:26Now that the niceties are out of the way, it's time for a bit of nasty.
13:32The real VIP.
13:34What's that?
13:35What's going on?
13:36It's going to shift on me now.
13:37Oh, my God, I think that's a tablet of terror.
13:39No way.
13:39It is?
13:39Is that a tablet?
13:40No.
13:41Oh, my God, I think it's coming from over there.
13:42Why is that sound?
13:43What's going on here?
13:46Guys, come over.
13:47Guys, the tablet of terror.
13:49The tablet of terror is scary.
13:51I'm on edge.
13:52Welcome to Celebrity X on the beach.
13:55This is the tablet of terror.
13:58Oh, scary.
14:01As anyone checks the weather reports.
14:04A storm is coming.
14:06A storm of exits.
14:08Whoa.
14:13But tonight is not about the past.
14:15It's about the present.
14:17It's date night.
14:20Aw.
14:21No exes coming.
14:22Yeah, at least it's no exes.
14:24Girls, you are in control.
14:27It's up to you to decide which boy you want to date.
14:32All right, all the pressure's on the girls.
14:33Yeah.
14:35Please take some time to consider your decision.
14:39Do you guys have people that you want to pick you?
14:42I'll take you all on a date.
14:43It's all good.
14:43I've got some of mine, yeah.
14:45Woo!
14:47I ain't saying I'm keeping my house close to Jack.
14:50I'm not saying, I'm not saying.
14:52Anyway, here's to going on dates together.
14:54Let's go, man.
14:54Come on, John.
14:57Danny, you've got legs for days.
15:00Oh, and it's all been so friendly up till now.
15:04Right then, girls.
15:05It's time to battle for your boy.
15:09Old funeral director.
15:11Personality-wise, I like Toby.
15:15Same.
15:16Erm, yeah, really.
15:18I thought you liked Chase.
15:20To look at.
15:21Stanier.
15:22Beautiful man.
15:23I don't know him, no.
15:26It's going to be really daunting if I start dating boys
15:30that I don't know much about.
15:31What if they're awkward?
15:32What if they're not carrying the conversation?
15:34Yeah, what are you hoping picks you?
15:36Oh.
15:36I like Helen and Izzy.
15:38I'd like to maybe have a little chat with them.
15:40I'm very anxious to see who's going to pick me to go on a date,
15:42but if I'm thinking about who's most my type out of all the girls,
15:45it's probably closer to Izzy or Amy.
15:48They've all got, like, different qualities,
15:50so it makes it hard to pick.
15:52We're spoilt for choices.
15:54Yeah, yeah.
15:54We, like, take a little section out of each of them
15:56and just make one man and share him.
15:58I'm not really enjoying that the girls have all the power.
16:01I like somebody coming to me,
16:03and now I'm having to be the decision-maker.
16:08It's...
16:08Oh!
16:09It's a lot of pressure.
16:11Who are you thinking about going on a date with babes?
16:14I fancy Chase and Freddie.
16:17But I feel like I would pick Freddie just because I know him,
16:21and that would be, like, my safe space kind of thing.
16:23Like, I just feel confident to be able to have, like,
16:26a nice conversation with Freddie.
16:28I think I know who I want to pick.
16:30Everyone knows you're gay.
16:33No one else to play, play.
16:36Freddie.
16:42Looks-wise, he's my type, 100%,
16:44so I really need to stand my ground for this one.
16:47And, you know,
16:49may the best woman win and all that.
16:52I'm gonna be thinking about this the whole time I'm getting ready.
16:55It's actually, like, I feel quite ill.
16:56Yeah, yeah, kind of stressed.
16:59In an ideal world, I would pick Freddie.
17:04But I'm never gonna compete with another girl for a man.
17:07I don't know.
17:08I'm just...
17:09I need to stop being so fucking nice
17:11and think about myself instead of everybody else.
17:18Come on, rock and roll, guys, rock and roll.
17:27I'm really torn between Toby and John.
17:31Toby, I feel like I get on with him, personality-wise.
17:34Also with John as well,
17:35because he's really funny and he's quirky.
17:37So it isn't an easy decision.
17:47I feel like most of the girls in here,
17:49I'm a different flavour to anything they're used to.
17:52Whatever girl picks me,
17:54it's gonna be the best choice they've ever made
17:56in their whole entire life.
18:05They've got picky bits on the table.
18:07Picky bits, a little bit of...
18:08Oh, yeah.
18:08A little picky bit one, you know?
18:09Yeah.
18:10Look, this guy's on a four-way date.
18:13What are we wrong with it tonight?
18:15Go on, lads, you pick at your bits,
18:17because it's one last spruce for the ladies.
18:20And Helen's the first out of the starting gates.
18:23She must have heard that there was wine on the table.
18:25Remember, lads, open body language.
18:27Not too open, though.
18:28Straight open, how you doing?
18:29Not too open.
18:29Not that's a bit much.
18:32I can hear girls tip-tap and away.
18:34I love that.
18:35Hey, John.
18:37Who's this?
18:38Oh, I love Helen.
18:39How are you?
18:42Like Italians.
18:43Take a seat, Helen.
18:45I can't believe Helen's picked me for the date.
18:48Off the bat, I didn't expect it to be Helen,
18:49but I'm really happy.
18:51Shall we have a drink, darling?
18:52Yeah, I wish I could feed you a raspberry,
18:54because that's really nice.
18:54Are you going to feed me now?
18:55Yeah, there you go.
18:56There you go.
18:57And chew on it.
18:58Mmm, juicy.
18:59Eat that raspberry now and contain yourself.
19:02Close your eyes and swallow.
19:04So, while Helen tries to swallow John's raspberry,
19:07the question is, who is going to gobble up Freddie?
19:10Let's go claim our boys.
19:12Oh, sorry.
19:15How funny.
19:16Imagine we get there and walk over to them
19:18and their faces drop.
19:19I know.
19:19And they're like, oh, God.
19:21We weren't expecting you lot.
19:28Don't know who's going to pick me,
19:29but so intrigued, kind of excited.
19:36Oh, I am screaming.
19:41Oh, at least we're all neighbours.
19:50Wow!
19:50Hey!
19:52Well, you sit down.
19:52No hug.
19:58I've gone into this date thinking I'm not going to deep it.
20:00However, I am deep in it.
20:03Hi, babe.
20:05Hello.
20:06You OK?
20:07How are you doing?
20:08Oh, how are you doing?
20:09Oh, thank you, Ken.
20:09How are you?
20:10Yeah, I'm good.
20:11You look very nice.
20:12Very beautiful.
20:13You look good as well.
20:14Oh, thank you.
20:15I thought I'd make enough of it.
20:17I know Amy fancies Freddie as well,
20:20but in the end I managed to be able to pick Freddie.
20:23Hi.
20:24Hi.
20:25Hello.
20:26GC is pretty cool with me doing it,
20:28and he's actually really pleased to see me,
20:30which is very relieving.
20:32Is relieving even a word?
20:33I don't know.
20:35Do you think I was going to pick you?
20:37I don't know.
20:38You didn't know?
20:39So I thought, this is why I was really nervous.
20:41OK, go on.
20:41Because I thought that you had a thing with Amy,
20:44and then in my head I was like,
20:45oh, my God, I don't want to get there,
20:46and he's like, why the hell has she picked me?
20:48Really?
20:49Yeah.
20:49No, I'm happy.
20:51Would you have picked Amy?
20:55Yeah.
20:56No, I'd pick you.
20:57Would you have picked me?
20:58Yeah, I'd pick you.
20:58Really?
20:59Of course I would.
21:00You just say that.
21:01No, I'd pick you.
21:02Definitely.
21:06So, thanks for joining me on this fancy date.
21:11So fancy.
21:12Oh, yeah.
21:12Why did you pick me?
21:14Um, I don't know.
21:17I feel like...
21:17No, I do know.
21:19No, I'm collecting my thoughts.
21:21No joke.
21:21You are 100% my type,
21:24but you're usually somebody that I would avoid
21:26because you're too beautiful.
21:29I think this is the ideal first date
21:31and I'm happy to see it's her that picked me
21:33because she's fit.
21:34She's got everything I could ask for in a girl,
21:36so who knows what the future holds.
21:39I thought you were going to pick Freddie
21:41because she already chatted with him,
21:43had like a one-on-one.
21:44Yeah.
21:45You know, it's good.
21:46It's easier for your comfort zone.
21:47So that would have been, like, my comfortable choice.
21:51Oh.
21:51But no, I'm glad I picked you because...
21:53I don't know.
21:54Like, when you go on a date,
21:55you want to have, like, butterflies
21:57and be a little bit nervous.
21:58Yeah, yeah.
21:58You make me feel nervous.
22:04I fancy Freddie,
22:05but I don't want to fight for a man.
22:06It's just not me.
22:08I'd rather lose.
22:09But I'm glad.
22:10I'm glad I picked Chase.
22:15I thought this is the perfect opportunity
22:16to know if it's friendship or...
22:19Do you think we could be friends?
22:20No, I didn't know
22:21because we haven't spoken ages.
22:23Danny, I can tell you now,
22:26we can never be friends.
22:28Why are you so sure?
22:30I've got enough friends.
22:31Me and Toby,
22:32we've got, like, a similar friendship group.
22:34Like, all his friends know my friends.
22:36We have had, like, flirty messages before,
22:39but nothing that deep.
22:41So, us both actually being put in a situation like this
22:44is quite good for us
22:45because this will tell all.
22:48I'm so buzzing, actually.
22:50No, but you look nice today.
22:51Do you think, yeah?
22:51I feel like you're matching me, though,
22:52with a little brown.
22:53I know, and it's not actually planned.
22:55Mmm.
22:56Perfect.
22:58Isn't it crazy, though?
22:59So, like, you picked me for a date, yeah?
23:01Mm-hmm.
23:02But, like, we live, like, ten minutes from each other.
23:04Mm-hmm.
23:04So, we could have just dated in the real world.
23:05I know.
23:06I know.
23:06So, we had to go all the way to Tenerys just to have a date.
23:09Well, you never ask me on a date.
23:10Ah.
23:11And I don't usually ask men,
23:12but I'm in a situation where...
23:15Well...
23:15I have to.
23:18I feel like my biggest achievement
23:19are definitely my children.
23:20Yeah.
23:20Like, I'm obsessed with my kids.
23:22Yeah, it's great you did that.
23:23I'd love one more.
23:25I'd love to have one more.
23:26Shall we go up the bedroom?
23:26LAUGHTER
23:29Could you imagine?
23:31Yeah, good dreams over here.
23:32Could you imagine we'd have, like, a very blonde baby,
23:34wouldn't we?
23:36Bit early for baby talk, isn't it?
23:39Helen's barely finished her raspberry.
23:44What are you chasing to?
23:45To us.
23:46To us.
23:47LAUGHTER
23:48To us.
23:49Oh, my God!
23:50Oh, it's a drop.
23:51I just thought I had bird shit on me.
23:56Oh, my...
24:00What?
24:00Where is that coming from?
24:01Why is the brain only hitting me?
24:03What's going on?
24:04It's getting really windy out here.
24:06Should we head inside?
24:07Yeah, should we head inside?
24:08Yeah.
24:08Come here, please go.
24:10Oh, shit, oh.
24:11No, you're coming with me.
24:12I'm not sucking you off.
24:13Just when we were all starting to get the feels,
24:15Mother Nature has gone,
24:17absolutely bloody not, babes.
24:19Thanks for accepting me.
24:20Thanks for accepting me.
24:21I was in the wrong way, was I?
24:30This is, like, the first time over the villa
24:33where, like, the rooms are separate
24:35and then also, like, separate, like, they are here.
24:38Yeah.
24:38Like, normally, like, all the beds are in the same room.
24:40Well, if...
24:41If anyone snores, you can just come on straight with me.
24:44I will.
24:44It's fine.
24:47I've got so many baby names, so many,
24:49but it's written all down on my phone.
24:51Love the name Ocean.
24:52Love Ocean.
24:53Do you like Ocean?
24:54I'm not mad at Ocean.
24:55So that's gonna be our first little baby girl's name, Ocean.
24:59So lay your body next to mine
25:04And I'll please you let me blow your mind
25:13What's your usual type?
25:14What, like, looks or personality or what?
25:16Both. Yeah, both.
25:17Confident.
25:18In terms of personality.
25:20Looks wise.
25:22Pretty face.
25:22Goes to the gym.
25:24And I think, like, light is obsessed with me.
25:28Oh, is it?
25:30I'm sensitive.
25:31No, that's good.
25:32I like that.
25:32I was like...
25:33Yeah, worship me.
25:34I love it.
25:35Worship me or you're doing kicks in court, mate.
25:37I find it kind of cute.
25:42I really love doing things for someone with a partner.
25:45Say, like, my girlfriend's messy or whatever,
25:47and she's not signing off after herself.
25:48I kind of like that, like,
25:50because she's leaving it for me.
25:51It's funny.
25:51I can't explain it.
25:54You're gonna laugh with one of my ex cousins.
25:56Oh, why?
25:56I did the challenge with him.
25:57Who's this, sorry?
25:58Who?
25:59Rogan.
26:00Rogan.
26:02Yeah, obviously, I came out of the show
26:04and it literally was, like, on the press.
26:07Rogan cheats on his girlfriend of four years with Izzy
26:10and I was like, what?
26:11Okay.
26:12Yeah.
26:13Came out thinking we'd probably, like, reconnect
26:15and then saw that and it was just a bit of chaos.
26:18Yeah.
26:19You never know, dear, but, I mean,
26:20I'm hoping he's a big cheater.
26:23I ain't gonna lie.
26:25I hope he's a big cheater.
26:26I hope he's a big cheater because I don't want you going back.
26:40Good night.
26:41See you tomorrow.
26:43Good night, guys.
26:44Sorry.
26:44At this point in time, I'm really excited for tomorrow
26:47because me and Freddie, we really opened up to each other
26:50and I'm really not used to that that early on.
26:53So, things are going well.
26:56Look at the married couple over there.
27:01I think this has been a real night in the villa for me.
27:05It's great Helen picked me and I'm absolutely chuffed with it, honestly.
27:10Hey, boys.
27:11I think it was a brilliant first day.
27:13I couldn't sleep and dream about girls and know your exes.
27:21Night night, my precious little celebs.
27:23I hope you have sweet dreams because you never know
27:27when an ex will come crashing in.
27:44Rise and shine, boys.
27:47It's a new day in paradise.
27:48Where's Chase?
27:50He's doing his workout.
27:52With Amy or equipment?
27:59Last night, got some one-on-one time with Amy, which is cool.
28:02You know, I'm being very open-minded still,
28:05but, you know, I'm happy with the way things are going
28:07and the direction that it's in.
28:09Let's get up!
28:10Let's go have some breakfast and enjoy the day
28:12before the tablet of terror fucks us up, yeah?
28:14I had a good date last night.
28:16I definitely want to still explore things with Toby.
28:19Loved his energy, loved his vibe,
28:20but I just need to make sure I don't get carried away.
28:23Good night.
28:23Morning!
28:24Morning.
28:37It's a bit open here, isn't it?
28:39I know!
28:41You're a boxer, aren't you?
28:42Yeah.
28:43Show me how the box.
28:43I did a kickbox when I was seven.
28:45Let's see.
28:48I feel like with John is, like, so sweet.
28:51It's really, really funny.
28:52Really?
28:56No.
28:56This?
28:57Yeah.
28:57You should think more of, like, your polling.
28:59But that was what the date was for, wasn't it?
29:01Yeah.
29:01Yeah.
29:01To see how you felt about that, but...
29:03Yeah.
29:05Since he walked in,
29:06I kind of feel like John has had eyes only for me.
29:10But I don't want to lead him up a garden path.
29:15So it's like...
29:16Yes, yes.
29:18Fuck, I felt that.
29:20That's what it is.
29:21Probably break my wrist, though.
29:22Yeah, well...
29:24Don't hurt yourself.
29:27How are you feeling about being in a bed with Chase?
29:29I think he needs to cut his toenails.
29:33Brilliant.
29:34Yeah, obviously, like, it's not ideal.
29:37Like, we all want our own bed, don't we?
29:38Yeah.
29:39If you need some space later, you can come up.
29:42Come up, if you want.
29:46Might be too early, but you can if you want.
29:48I appreciate it.
29:49Yeah?
29:49Do you want to?
29:51What, tonight?
29:52Yeah.
29:54Yes.
29:54But I think...
29:56I don't know.
29:57I don't know.
29:58Right now, yes.
29:59Obviously, I'll be honest.
30:01I am keen to share a baby visit tonight.
30:03But it's definitely important for me that it's a slower thing,
30:08and we need to make sure it's definitely right for the both of us.
30:13Maybe just say what you think.
30:14Too early?
30:16Yeah.
30:17OK.
30:17Yeah.
30:20It's so embarrassing.
30:22Honestly, I actually have a mug written on my forehead,
30:24but he let me down in such a nice way,
30:26so I can't actually be annoyed.
30:28Right, if you get ready for the day now.
30:30For sure.
30:31Yeah.
30:31Yeah, yeah.
30:34Straighten that bar up a little bit, a bit dippy on the left-hand side.
30:37I'm gonna forever be here.
30:39Maybe you don't gotta cry.
30:40Now you can dry your tears.
30:43My God, guys, guys, this is so embarrassing.
30:46It wasn't about it sounds worse than it is.
30:48So, basically, I was like, we were talking about the bed situation,
30:51and I was like, obviously, you're sharing with Chase,
30:52but, like, if you want to come into, like, the bed, you can't.
30:55And he was like, he was like, look, don't take this the wrong way.
30:59And I was like...
30:59Oh!
31:00Are you, Izzy?
31:02Izzy's definitely a woman that goes after what she wants,
31:05but I love that for her.
31:07I wish I was more like that.
31:11Hey, you're not saying anything bad.
31:13It's showing a bed, babe.
31:13Yeah, but you know that feeling when you were like...
31:15I was like...
31:15I know what you mean, but...
31:17Yeah, but I don't think she should be like that.
31:19No, Helen, you weren't there.
31:20It was bloody cringe, let me tell you now.
31:22I am.
31:29Step, click, bah, bah.
31:34Step, click, yeah.
31:35And we're like, look at the eyes, we're like, we're a jet pick.
31:37I'm John.
31:38I'm Edward.
31:38And together we are...
31:39Jedward!
31:40Hey!
31:43And then some jumping, some, like, just jumping.
31:45Can't tell the difference from the real thing.
31:48Well, the dancing duo no one knew they ever needed.
31:52All wanted.
31:54Meanwhile, the Tablet of Terror has sent Danny and Toby on a date,
31:58and they're jumping in feet first.
32:02No, it feels disgusting!
32:04Let's hope this gets the romantic juices flowing.
32:07What do you like now?
32:10No, this is fucking...
32:11You're not getting involved, your toes ain't in it.
32:14I'm not a feet kind of...
32:15You're not a feet kind of boy.
32:17No, not with grapes on it.
32:19Okay, this is a bit marked.
32:20You know what, in three years' time...
32:22I quite like it though.
32:23Someone's going to be drinking this.
32:25Do you find that attractive?
32:27Oh, I don't think so.
32:29I'd have to be pretty parched to drink that.
32:32That's a lot of hard work, just for half a jug.
32:36I feel like if Toby had it his way, I'd be stomping in that bucket all day,
32:41without any help from him, and he'd work me like a dog, honestly.
32:45I don't know how I'm going to get out of this.
32:46I'll help you out.
32:56After grape stomping, I think it's nice that we can go chill, have a glass of wine, and actually chat.
33:04This is cute.
33:05This is cute.
33:07This is cute.
33:07I feel like that's kind of killing the vibe though.
33:09What is?
33:10This.
33:11It's a hard work, though.
33:12Do you want to leave it there?
33:12Yeah, true.
33:13It's a hard work.
33:14A trophy.
33:15Yeah.
33:17I'm being true to you.
33:22What is your, like, perception of me?
33:24You know what?
33:26Now knowing you now, your personality is better than I thought it was going to be.
33:29I thought your personality was going to be like a mid.
33:31Mid?
33:32Wow.
33:33You're not mid anymore, Danny.
33:34You're just like...
33:37Yeah.
33:38Your mid was about here, babe.
33:39Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
33:40That's a good chunk.
33:42No, I want to be like...
33:44Hey, you bring the personality down, eh?
33:47Do better than he.
33:52Everything's going really, really well with Toby, but I don't want to run before we can walk.
33:58I'm trying to figure out how you would be in a relationship, to be honest.
34:01What do you reckon?
34:02That's why I'm waiting for your ex to come in.
34:04I need to ask her some questions.
34:06To be fair, though, I'm pretty confident, right?
34:08Mm.
34:09If any of my exes come in here, none of them would badmouth me.
34:14Because it's always me that's ended it and there's always me with the problem.
34:17I don't want to argue over stupid shit.
34:20I agree.
34:21And bicker.
34:27Do you know what they say, yeah?
34:28You've got two loves of your life.
34:31I know.
34:31Do you think you've had one?
34:33Oh, maybe I've had one.
34:34Maybe.
34:35Maybe?
34:36Yeah.
34:37The next love of my life's going to be the love of my life.
34:39Same.
34:40Could be you, who knows?
34:41Who knows, do you think it could be?
34:42Play your cards, right?
34:46I play my cards, right?
34:53Your second date?
34:54The best, actually.
34:55The best second date you've ever had?
34:57I didn't say that.
34:58Oh, my God.
34:58What the hell?
34:58I didn't say that.
35:00I said it was the best.
35:00I had the best time.
35:03Dani, I think we're just going from strength to strength at the moment.
35:05But, yeah, we don't know where it's going to go.
35:07And I think that's the best thing about it.
35:09I think at the moment, like, she's number one.
35:12All eyes are pointing on her, which is great.
35:15It's a great feeling, actually.
35:29Tongues might be wagging on the date, but back at the villa,
35:33the tea is being spilled.
35:35Helen, are you liking those caramel?
35:37Literally.
35:39What happened, Helen?
35:41I'm sorry for scaring the shit out of you.
35:42Why me?
35:43Like, I'm just a granny there with my cup of tea.
35:48Wow!
35:49I'm sorry.
35:50Where is it?
35:51No, no, no, no, no.
35:52Stop, where is it?
35:53Gotta be here somewhere.
35:55Where is it?
35:56I can't cope with this.
35:58I need the toilet.
36:02I feel sick.
36:05You didn't think you were going to survive today without an ex, did you?
36:08I knew it!
36:12I feel a lot of people's emotions and anxiety, and there's a lot of it in the air.
36:16Please assemble at the bar.
36:19The first ex arrival is imminent.
36:25Brace yourselves.
36:26It could be any one of yours.
36:30I'm stressed!
36:31I'm stressed!
36:32Me and Freddie are really good.
36:33We've had a really nice day.
36:35If it's one of our exes, there's just going to be a massive bum drop.
36:39This is probably the worst thing that could happen right now.
36:45Are we stressed?
36:46I'm really stressed.
36:47I can feel Amy's heartbeat from here.
36:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:52Who cut the tension with a knife, literally right down the middle?
36:56You know, you just have, like, a really, like, gut feeling.
37:00I never expected to feel like this.
37:02I just know it's my ex, and I know exactly who it is.
37:05I can feel it.
37:06I feel sick.
37:10Why is nobody nervous but me?
37:12Because it's your ex coming.
37:13You can feel it in the wind.
37:15I was feeling fine, and as I'm waiting, things in my head are ticking,
37:20and I'm like, what if it is actually my ex, you know?
37:23Because that is stressful.
37:25Imagine how nervous they are.
37:27I couldn't care less how nervous mine was if he bothered coming in there.
37:30I really don't think it's my ex today.
37:32I've just got a gut feeling.
37:34I think it's Amy's.
37:36Am I just being deluded?
37:37Am I being really deluded here?
37:39I don't know why I'm laughing, but this is happening.
37:41Like, this is happening.
37:42It is.
37:44This could flip the villa on its head a little bit.
37:47God, I hope not.
37:48We haven't got buildings insurance.
37:50Yeah.
37:50It's nerve-wracking.
37:51It's nerve-wracking.
37:51Yeah.
37:52Jeez Louise!
37:53Who's this brick shithouse?
37:56Last time I saw her, there was very much something there.
37:59We were hugging and kissing and telling each other how much we liked each other,
38:02but we haven't really spoke since.
38:10Oh, shit.
38:13Anybody order a dream boy?
38:16Is he wearing pants?
38:17Is this the RX?
38:19Yeah.
38:20I was not ready for this.
38:22Thanks, Tablet of Terror.
38:25I'm Rogan, and you might know me from X on the Beach and The Challenge.
38:30Me and Izzy met filming The Challenge, and from day one, me and Izzy were kissing and cuddling.
38:37It was intense.
38:40I'd like to think that there's something still there between me and Izzy.
38:43So, I'm going to go all out and hopefully catch Izzy's eye once again by going full dream boy.
38:53It's not a nice feeling. It's like a punch in the stomach.
39:02What's his name? What's his name?
39:03Rogan.
39:04Rogan.
39:05Why is he wearing white underwear?
39:07Because he does, like, dream boys and stuff.
39:11With me and Rogan, it got deep and intense very quickly.
39:15And right now, things with me and Freddie are really good.
39:17This is the wrong time for him to be here, honestly.
39:22Like...
39:23Yeah.
39:28Fucking Jedward!
39:29Look at this. Who's this?
39:31I didn't order a stripper. What's going on here?
39:33See?
39:33You've got one.
39:35Hello.
39:35If I was coming to win my ex back, I'd wear something a little bit more modest.
39:40So, that's a red flag for me.
39:42Oh, my God.
39:43Yeah. Nervous. I don't know why.
39:45Why? Don't be like that.
39:46You look very tanned.
39:48I feel bad for Freddie, in a way, because I feel like he was looking at me
39:53and then I was looking at Rogan because it was awkward.
39:55And I don't want Freddie to take a step back at all, but I just get this feeling that he
39:58will.
39:59So, your name's Freddie and you've got banging tattoos.
40:02It's Rogan.
40:03It's Rogan.
40:03It's Rogan.
40:04It's Rogan.
40:04Sorry, Freddie.
40:06Freddie's on the mind.
40:07Wow.
40:08So, what happened between you two?
40:10Let's dive in.
40:17Like, we met on a show called The Challenge.
40:20Oh!
40:20Challenge.
40:21I got eliminated super early.
40:23I did come out and then, obviously, I saw some stuff.
40:25If I play your cards, I'll choose my hand.
40:32His girlfriend, like, posted happy four-year anniversary.
40:35Fuck.
40:37I don't know if I'm ready for the drama.
40:41Here I am.
40:43As long as it doesn't involve me.
40:51I'm ready for the drama.
40:52So, Rogan, were you in a relationship when you met Izzy and you just decided that she's
40:55the war knife?
40:55No, I was not.
40:57A couple of weeks before I met Izzy, broke up.
41:01This girl was...
41:03She was the love of my life.
41:04Yeah.
41:04We lived together.
41:05We were talking about marriage, kids, everything, so...
41:07Which was a lovely life when it cracked down with Izzy?
41:09Well, we broke up, like I said.
41:11Yeah.
41:12I would never, like, refer to Izzy as, like, a rebound or anything.
41:15Because, like, look at her, she's amazing.
41:17She's not that in any way.
41:19You never said that it was that fresh for you.
41:28Why would your ex post happy anniversary after you broke up?
41:31That's just mad.
41:36She still loved me and she wanted to be together.
41:38And she was convinced that we were going to get back together, but we didn't.
41:42So...
41:43OK.
41:44Ah!
41:46Do I believe what he's saying?
41:48Nah.
41:52So, what's your intention for coming here?
41:53Like, is it to re-kindle things with Izzy?
41:55I mean, that would be lovely, but I'm just...
41:59I have been vibing with Izzy.
42:00Oh, wow.
42:01Yeah.
42:02I'm intrigued to see where that goes.
42:03Yeah, I mean, it's one day in.
42:05But then again, me and Izzy on one day in were pretty...
42:07pretty tight, so, yeah.
42:10Freddie and Izzy are, you know, although they're only a day in,
42:12nothing has happened, per se, and me and Izzy were snogging within an hour,
42:17so it's nice to have that one-up on Freddie already.
42:21You know, maybe she's not going to move that fast with someone
42:23when she thinks that Rogan might still turn up.
42:27Because nothing turns a girl on more than talking about yourself in the third person.
42:35Oh, not again.
42:37Look at all.
42:37There's another ex's common name.
42:40I got it, I got it, guys.
42:41Obviously, the tablet of terror is not stopping today.
42:44Welcome to the villa, Rogan.
42:45Thank you, sir.
42:48You're going on a date with Izzy.
42:50It's time to find out the truth.
42:52Get yourselves ready to leave the villa immediately.
42:55Wow.
42:56Okay.
43:00Make or break, communicate, sort it out,
43:02because I'm rooting for Freddie and Izzy.
43:04Let's go.
43:05Get those speedies off.
43:06Get yourself dressed.
43:07Thanks.
43:11Freddie seems like a lovely boy,
43:13but Izzy needs someone to keep on her toes.
43:16I know what her type is, and that's me.
43:18You may run for a long time.
43:23For Rogan, it ended so abruptly, and there was no closure,
43:27that it is hard to just forget about it.
43:29Let me tell you the guy's gonna cut you down.
43:38This is stressing me out.
43:40This is the last thing that I want right now.
43:43I'm enjoying my time with Izzy.
43:45I don't want anything to get ruined.
43:51When I wasn't seeing him out of sight, out of mind,
43:54but seeing him in the flesh,
43:56all the feelings kind of come back.
44:04This could be trouble.
44:11Next time.
44:16God, I don't actually like this.
44:20I'm here. It's called the stair.
44:27I'm gonna minute. There's two exes.
44:29One's enough for one day.
44:35I just opened up for this.
44:41Yeah, I'm done.
44:46This isn't good.
44:47This isn't good at all.
44:48This isn't good.
44:52It's good at all.
44:53You're part of it.
44:53In the milk ETF, you know.
45:09The deep inside of the utilizy.
45:09The Schon pais.
45:09The took as long as the heartemia.
45:09Everything's the one 노래 where you're eating.
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