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top end bub s01e05
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00:00Music
00:12She never gets sick
00:13She never gets sick
00:14Never gets sick
00:15Tree
00:15I get sick, everyone gets sick
00:17It's just a 24 hour bug or something
00:20You ate a bug?
00:21I don't think I should go
00:22Should I call Leroy and cancel?
00:24No
00:25This event is a big deal for Leroy
00:26He needs your help
00:27And yours
00:29Remember, uncle's raising money for your team
00:31Be helpful, yeah?
00:33I need your help in the kitchen
00:34So you help this uncle, not that uncle
00:36Understood?
00:37Uncles
00:39I just need a day in bed
00:41Come on, Papa, say goodbye
00:42Let's get this show on the road
00:44Go on
00:45Bye, Lauren
00:46Get out of this infected
00:47Bye
00:49Imbangi
00:49Bye, Mum
00:50Can you close the door?
00:52Hmm
01:03Well, I'm a deadly bitch
01:06A black Britney Spears
01:07And I'ma tell them what they wanna hear
01:14Stop the bus
01:15Stop the bus
01:16Stop the bus
01:16Stop the bus
01:28Sorry, mate
01:29Trust me
01:29When your missus changes the plans
01:31You go with it
01:32Yeah, alright, okay
01:33Bye, bye
01:33Bye, bye
01:35Bye, bye
01:49Bye, bye
02:06Bye, bye
02:17Bye, bye
02:22Bye, bye
02:29Bye, bye
03:02I knew it
03:04You never get sick
03:06What do you get?
03:07Everyone gets sick
03:08They stay in bed
03:09They don't go boating
03:10Maybe I like the fresh salty air
03:12Oh, nice
03:13What are you up to?
03:16Hmm?
03:18Go on then
03:19Spill the tea before it gets cold
03:21Calm down, Blackio
03:22I'm just looking for Jared Kiralima
03:24It's nothing
03:25Oh, nothing, clearly
03:27Ma, why you got secret business with the Kiralima
03:29Because
03:34Because Jared is Tayah's biological father
03:45Yeah, I know it's just a fundraiser
03:47But I need us all to focus on getting the food out as fast as possible
03:51I'm talking Usain Bolt fast
03:53No, no, no, Nedo
03:54Son
03:54You know what you need about son?
03:56What?
03:58Oh
03:58Oh
03:58Oh
03:58Oh
03:59Yeah
03:59Taya, cover the bread
04:06We'll put Taya on the grill and Trevor on the tilt
04:09That rhymed
04:10I'll help in every way
04:12I'm yours for the day
04:13He he he he he he
04:15Holy doly
04:17He's done all this
04:23Turn your shit box around
04:25There's no point anymore
04:25What are you talking about?
04:26I've just bought 300 sausages
04:28Snags?
04:29What for?
04:30Ned
04:32This isn't Bunnings
04:33This is Liza's Big Night
04:34What happened to your fancy gourmet crap?
04:36What happened was I thought I'd take your advice for the day and stop cooking like a stuck-up wanker.
04:40We'll start wanking again.
04:42Let's just take it down a notch, lads.
04:44Cheers, sorry.
04:45Sorry, baby girl.
04:46Are you still it?
04:47I've had to put all of this up by myself.
04:49Everything. Setting up this whole thing without, without, you know.
04:53And I can't even think about getting ready because the proud Marys are late and it set Liza behind.
04:59Why are you so worried about Liza?
05:01Who is this woman?
05:03I reckon I could pull this lot together.
05:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, hold on, hold on. I need you to help me.
05:07Hey, you've got to tell ya.
05:11Let Liza be the drama queen, but we need you to take charge.
05:15This was Ronnell's thing. I've never run a fundraiser in my life.
05:19Woo-hoo!
05:20Hey, Bert!
05:21There you go. Proud Mary's here.
05:23Yeah. Two late and one Mary down. Come on.
05:27Okay.
05:28No sausage sizzle. Team of two now, sous chef.
05:31Hmm? We need a new idea.
05:34You got any games? Any fun?
05:36Get in the truck.
05:36You got any games?
05:50Come on.
05:58So you must have come out here with a plan.
06:00Yeah, of course I did.
06:01So what is it?
06:07Enjoying this month?
06:08Hasn't Barb had enough change this year?
06:10You couldn't wait until she was older.
06:12Taya deserves to know who her father is.
06:14I don't like secrets.
06:16Secrets, huh?
06:17So you told me.
06:20Lauren Ford, what's wrong with you?
06:22I haven't seen Jared since high school.
06:24I would like to form my own opinion before I tell Ned.
06:27And what?
06:27Ned doesn't get a chance to form his own opinion before you ambush Jared?
06:31I don't need to tell Ned to know what his opinion is.
06:34Oh, so we're a mind reader now.
06:37Who's that?
06:39Who's that?
06:39Is that proper name?
06:40Calm down.
06:41It's not Ned.
06:42It's just a work thing.
06:43Oh, so that's what this is about?
06:45No.
06:45You getting back to your career.
06:47This is about bub.
06:48This is about her connection to Tiwi, to Jared.
06:50So can you stop judging me and making me feel like crap for every single decision I make?
06:55No.
06:55Fine.
06:56So what's the plan?
06:58Where are you going?
06:59I don't know.
07:00Oh.
07:01Far out.
07:02Let's go and see your Aminé.
07:04He knows where everyone lives.
07:06Go find Pop.
07:07Good plan.
07:14Where's the art centre?
07:19You know that?
07:21Because you know everything, don't you?
07:33Awana.
07:34Good morning.
07:35Dad.
07:36Awana.
07:37Dad.
07:37Oh, we're not going to go.
07:40Hey, look here.
07:43Maataya.
07:44She with you, Brunei.
07:46You're a big hero.
07:47Still working.
07:49Maat.
07:50No, you're not young like him anymore.
07:52Maataya.
07:53No.
07:54No, you're paying it.
07:56Go on.
07:56Show me how.
08:00Yeah.
08:02Can I have a look at the blue?
08:07Excuse me, Aminé.
08:10Do you know where Jayar Kiralema lives?
08:12Yes.
08:44Jared Kirilema.
08:45Well, that's me.
08:47Lauren Ford. We used to go to high school together.
08:51Oh, yeah, I remember. You, um, debating captain?
08:54Yeah, footer captain, right?
08:56One and only.
08:57Yeah, I didn't recognise you without your braces.
09:00What brings you to the islands?
09:03Renelle Byrne.
09:04I heard she passed away. Yeah, that's, um, yeah, that's sad.
09:08She was your sister, eh?
09:10I'm sorry for your loss, eh?
09:13Ah, get up. Come and help you girls.
09:16Go on, listen to your mum.
09:19Sorry, what were you saying about Renelle?
09:25Um, I'm actually here to talk about you and Renelle.
09:34This isn't the place.
09:37Please.
09:42Maybe at the beach after dinner.
09:49Goulash.
09:51Bye, yeah, yeah.
09:56We could do a cheesy jambalaya.
09:59If you have cheese, just make jaffles.
10:01Well, I like your thinking, but Leroy said he wanted it fancy.
10:04Duh, mum made flash jaffles all the time.
10:06Oh, yeah?
10:08What made them flash?
10:09I don't know, leftover stew, or sometimes she gave me to rub garlic on the bread.
10:14Then she'd do something with those little tomatoes in the oven thingy.
10:19Roasted cherry tomatoes?
10:21Your mum was a genius.
10:23Mm-hmm.
10:25Do you know what?
10:26I think you might be onto something, bub.
10:28But we've got work to do.
10:29I need your help.
10:30But...
10:31I'll let you DJ.
10:31I'll let you go.
10:39Come on!
10:41Jeez!
10:45Come on!
10:51Okay, watch this.
10:53That's it.
10:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:57Don't set them down.
10:58Spread them out.
10:59I don't know.
11:00I don't know.
11:01I don't know.
11:01I don't know.
11:01I don't know.
11:03I don't know.
11:04I don't know.
11:04Now we're gonna be...
11:06Oh!
11:08Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:12Oh!
11:13Oh!
11:13Hang on!
11:14One more!
11:17Boom!
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh!
11:36So you want to tell me what this is about unless you make a habit of knocking on people's doors
11:39bringing up their past
11:40Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
11:44So Ronell I haven't seen Ronell in like nine years and nine months
11:51Ronell left behind her daughter, Taya. She just turned nine
11:56And this girl, she's your daughter
12:04Are you okay?
12:06That's hell of a thing to put on a bloke and then ask if he's okay, Lauren
12:09I know, I know, but just wait until you meet her. She is the best smile in the world
12:14She has the funniest sense of humor, proper big woman
12:17Getting tall too like you
12:21Sorry, it's just why didn't Ronell tell me she didn't tell anyone not me no one not even Bob Bob
12:29Taya
12:34No, no, I can't take this on you don't need to we don't have any expectations then why did you
12:40tell me?
12:43Does Taya know that I know
12:49All right, keep it that way
12:51I don't want her knowing about me, Lauren
12:54I don't want her knowing about me, Lauren
13:09I don't want her knowing about me, Lauren
13:19Honey
13:20My mom
13:20My mom
13:30And my mom
13:45I need you an MC now
13:47Liza needs to put a face on her.
13:49Here's your script.
13:51I'm not a thespian.
14:00Liza's turn.
14:01Not ready.
14:02What is with her tonight?
14:03She's saltier than usual.
14:07Right, um, you put your hands together for the, uh...
14:12Sorry, um...
14:14Sorry.
14:15Can you, uh, give it up for the, uh, for the, uh, Proud Marys?
14:19Yeah.
14:23Okay.
14:24So, um, so far we've raised 200 bucks.
14:28Uh, but we're aiming for 10,000.
14:30Yeah, anyway, uh, now, now, now's the time to grab a drink
14:34and, and grab a Jaffel and get your bums back here for,
14:38for Liza Trevelli's, uh, bingo extravaganza.
14:43Yeah.
14:45Okay, steak and onions up.
14:46Uh, no butter and two beans and cheese.
14:48I ordered the sausage and gravy.
14:49Okay, one sec, one sec.
14:50One beans and cheese?
14:51No.
14:52Two beans and cheese, but one without cheese.
14:54All right, how, how we doing?
14:56I suck at this.
14:57No, no, no, no.
14:57Look, look, look.
14:58Don't, don't worry about how long the line is.
15:00Just...
15:00No, look at how long the line is.
15:02I said, don't worry about how long the line is.
15:04Taking the orders correctly is more important than taking them fast, okay?
15:07Did they say no cheese on one or no cheese on both?
15:10Oh, mate.
15:10Yeah, okay.
15:11One second, please.
15:12Look.
15:14Oh, thank you.
15:15Uh...
15:16I can't remember what they said.
15:17Oh!
15:18All righty.
15:18All righty.
15:19Maybe 10, 15, 20 minutes maybe to go on back.
15:44Okay, folks.
15:46Grab your...
15:46Oh, no, no, no.
15:48I'm an idiot.
15:49No, you're not.
15:50But now they're all out of order.
15:52Hey, hey, hey.
15:52The bingo's about to start.
15:55What's this, Rossi?
15:56Oh, you can read it.
15:58Um...
15:59Hey, what are you doing?
15:59Can you jump along when we sing it?
16:02Okay, okay.
16:03Sorry, gang.
16:04It's a new business, sir.
16:06Still trying to iron out some operational kinks.
16:08I'll say.
16:10And this gentleman has kindly offered to retake your orders,
16:12so if you just leave your table number
16:14and, uh, we'll hand deliver it, okay?
16:16No!
16:20But this...
16:21Oh.
16:23Eliza.
16:25Bloody hell.
16:27Rennell used to put on my lashes before she went and dyed on me.
16:30You're gonna have to do it.
16:36Look, um, we're all learning how to live without her.
16:44You better talk me through how to do this.
16:55Hey.
16:56Hey, forget that.
16:58Forget that.
17:00I let you down.
17:01I'm dumb.
17:02Can you stop saying mean things to bub?
17:04She's my friend.
17:06I'm sorry, Uncle.
17:09I never want to see a Jaffel again.
17:13I thought you liked Toasties.
17:15Every Jaffel just reminds me of Mum.
17:18Then I want to think about her all the time.
17:20Then I feel bad about that.
17:24I know Jaffel's making me sound as stupid.
17:27No, it's not stupid.
17:28It's totally normal.
17:31Grief does funny things to people.
17:34My dad never wore matching socks.
17:38So I've been wearing odd socks every day too, since he died.
17:44That was 25 years ago.
17:48Now, don't tell the Jaffels, because they're kind of sensitive, but, um, if you never want
17:54to see a Jaffel again, I'll just boot them off this truck right here, right now.
17:59I'm serious.
18:28No, I'll never look a Jaffel in the eye again.
18:3069, dinner for two.
18:33Cheeky buggers, eh?
18:36Straightest drag bingo I've ever seen.
18:38Straighter than the cricket bat.
18:41That's two binges and there.
18:42There you go.
18:43All right.
18:45Ah, 43.
18:4643.
18:47Liza summoned you to the dressing room.
18:49What?
18:50What do you mean?
18:50I'm kind of busy.
18:51Are you going already?
18:53Leroy said you were part of the phone locked.
18:55Old me is not really in line with our brand, and we didn't even think that Liza's going
18:59to make it to the stage tonight.
19:00All right, next one.
19:01Good luck, Tom.
19:02Good luck.
19:0471, J-Lo's bum.
19:06I think these are yours.
19:07Enjoy.
19:08I don't know who that is.
19:09Is that a person?
19:10J-Lo?
19:17You're going to have to tell me how it went, or what?
19:23I swear, Dot.
19:25The silent treatment on the ferry was one thing, but you are not the lone bloody ranger.
19:30She is my granddaughter.
19:31Then you and Ronell should have sorted this out when she was alive.
19:34I...
19:36You have no clue what Ronell and I...
19:40Those sleepless nights we spent together while Bub had croup, while your sister found her feet
19:45with Bub.
19:46She needed help, Lauren.
19:48Not that you'd know.
19:51When she was at her lowest, of course it came up.
19:54Your dad and I were hoping he'd help, but she wanted none of it.
19:58Really?
19:59You'd know the yarns we'd had if you'd come up more often.
20:02Oh, don't flog that again.
20:04You turned running away from family into a fine art.
20:07I live from the best.
20:09Is that really why you moved so far away?
20:13To run away from me?
20:16To run away from Teewee?
20:19I just don't want Teewee to feel cut off from Teewee like I was.
20:26So, when you started playing bush detective, you knew this fella was Teewee?
20:30Well, no.
20:33Jared doesn't want anything to do with Teewee, so...
20:37I'm not saying that what you did today isn't a good thing.
20:42Eventually it might be, but...
20:44Don't go and tell me you thought this through when you haven't.
20:49So...
20:50What are you planning on telling Bub?
20:52I'm not.
20:54He doesn't want Teewee to know about him, so...
20:57That's that, I guess.
20:59You've been in the city for too long, my girl.
21:02You're forgetting how quickly truth catches up with you in a place like this.
21:05You might have started something you just can't stop.
21:13And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...
21:18Please welcome to the stage...
21:21Miss Liza Traveller!
21:33Miss Liza Traveller!
21:37Miss Liza Traveller!
21:37Miss Liza Traveller!
21:41estable Veronique!
21:41What the heck are you?!
21:47Passionate TV!
21:49Don't worry about Because Liza Traveller!
21:54No wonder is this
21:56This opportunity will only come once in my life
22:03I gotta be happy when I'm just in my life
22:08No wonder is this
22:11See what you're free
22:13Oh, sorry!
22:14It's not like me, you may not try it
22:19The last time I'm alone
22:23I can feel it when you're holding me close, feel like one of the wonders, I know I'm going under,
22:48don't feel I'm ready for the last.
22:51You are so good to me, you're not the true joy, you make me wanna say.
23:01I love you, I'm Laina!
23:27We love you!
23:56I love you, I love you, I love you.
23:58Ahoy Sailor!
24:02Permission to come aboard?
24:04All hands on deck.
24:07Torpedo, in position, ready to submerge. Now your command captain.
24:15Farewell Sailor.
24:17Oh, well, we better batten down the hatches.
24:30I'll tell you what, I saw a thing of tow tonight.
24:35What are you doing?
24:37I'm going.
24:40Anyway, how's Dordie feeling?
24:43She's still sick?
24:44Sick in the head.
24:46Sitting on a time bomb and she doesn't even know it.
24:51Hmm.
24:53You'll do much better.
25:03To be honest, there's no way you didn't know it.
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