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the young offenders s05e02
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00:05Cork. God's own county. The city that never sleeps. Except at night time. The greatest
00:12and largest city in all of Ireland. If you don't count Dublin. Which we don't. And now
00:18Cork's two most notorious sons, Conor McSweeney and Jocko Key, finally back together in Ireland's
00:25city of dreams. Why this place does my heading? Yeah boy, me too. I mean, I love Cork. I obviously
00:35love Cork. It does my heading as well. Yeah, exactly. Why does it do your heading? Just checking
00:42out if it does your heading the same way it does my heading. There's dickheads vaping on
00:46e-bikes everywhere. And since I came home, boy, everything's got ten times more expensive.
00:51You're telling me. Boy, beer's ten times more expensive. Fags are more expensive. Freddos
00:55are more expensive. You gotta be rich to live in Cork now, boy. Boy, if there's one thing
01:00Colombian jail taught me, is that if you want to survive in this world, boy, you've got to
01:04be more Escobar. That's the one thing Colombian jail taught you? Well, Dad, and how to shove
01:09a burner phone up my hole. Sorry, madam. Wait. What are you looking at? What? I wear Italian,
01:16I drive German, but I speak English. Do you speak English? English? Yes. Well, I just
01:21asked you the plainest English I know. What are you looking at, you little scrote? Um, like
01:26a woman priest? I'll tell you what you're looking at. You're looking at seven years imprisonment
01:30for actual bodily harm, another five years for harassment, and maybe another two for criminal
01:35damage to a very expensive pair of designer shoes. And I will insist that you serve them
01:39consecutively. Oh. It means one year after another, you tick prick. You're a lucky, lucky
01:45boy that I'm doing Cork in about six minutes, and I don't have time for this harsh shit. Now,
01:49repeat back to me, so I know you understand. What are you? Lucky, lucky, lucky boy. Yes,
01:53you are. Now, papers. Yeah. Spill coffee on Night Farragamas, you dirty skanger, you dumb, hairy
02:02scrotum. I'll be there in two minutes! Who the hell was that? That's Molly all my line.
02:09Cork's best lawyer, boy. She got two lads off her, a gangland hit when you were in Columbia. He
02:13was attacked, his reflexes kicked in, and just because it ended in decapitation doesn't mean
02:17that's not self-defense. Boy, I think I'm in love. Yeah, she wouldn't be interested in us anyway.
02:27She kind of deals with big-time criminals. Gotta kill about five people and chop up their bodies and
02:31put them in chest freezers for us to be on her radar, like. Jeez, boy, yeah, that is a little
02:36too
02:36Escobar. Besides, she's too expensive. Boy, this is what I'm saying, boy. We have to get rich,
02:42because only rich people can afford lawyers like that to actually keep you out of prison.
02:46Boy, there's only one way to get rich around here. Yes, boy, I like it. Be more Escobar and become
02:53proper gangsters. Boy's gonna say get jobs. That's a way better idea. Yeah, boy, you know it. Bad
02:59boys, bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you? What are we gonna
03:06do,
03:07Jack? We're gonna go on a crime spree, boy, like the olden days, but better. Because we're older
03:13and wiser now, do you know what I mean? We're definitely older. All we have to do is focus on
03:17the expensive shit that's easy to sell, because that's how we make the most dollar. Dollar?
03:21Are you mean euros? What? No, dollars. Like, the gangsters are dollars. Well, that's because the
03:26gangsters are thinking of our Americans. Boy, it doesn't matter, all right? Come on, let's go.
03:33Make a list, okay? Yeah. I'll keep sketch of you. Okay. So, what? We're talking gold. Gold.
03:42Uh, jewelry. Bracelets. Rings. Uh, tools. Tools. Like sanders. Tools. Uh, what else? Uh, white socks.
03:53White socks. Um, we... Wait, what? White socks? Small, sellable. Everyone wears white socks.
04:00No, they're not exactly expensive, though, are they? Like, white socks. Six pack of white socks,
04:03they set you back about 20 quid these days. 20 quid? Easily, boy. Shut up. Really? You've been away
04:08too long, kid. All right, come on, let's do this. Right. Why, no? No, boy, get the masks.
04:14All right, boy. You know how you stretch or something? What, no, boy? We don't have time for that,
04:17all right? Let me do this now, okay? One vacate in and out job, okay? Five minutes, tops. I haven't
04:22done this in a while. Five minutes? Five minutes, boy. That's how long it takes to get here from
04:25Bridewell Garda Station once the alarm's been raised. All right, is that why you asked me to bring the mask?
04:29Yes, give me the mask. Uh-huh. The masks are a trademark. Yeah, come on. Jock found this site
04:34on the internet where you could send them photos of someone, and they send you back a mask of their
04:37face.
04:38So we sent them a photo of Billy Murphy, the local nutjob. Do you think Billy?
04:45It meant Billy got the blame for all our crimes. Come on, get your tongue off your door. Shut up!
04:50Jock got me a mask too. Quick, put that on. It's all they had in the Halloween shop. And thus,
04:56we became legends around court. Fake Billy and Princess. Who's the girlfriend?
05:00I'm not his girlfriend. It was time to build our criminal empire. Again, like.
05:08Wait, ready?
05:09Ah, I'm sorry.
05:11Oh, shit.
05:20Hey, what are you doing?
05:26It's six minutes, 27 seconds.
05:28What? Hey!
05:30Go that way.
05:31I've got this one.
05:31Oh, God!
05:33Roger!
05:36I have you!
05:37Get the fuck away from me!
05:38I have you now!
05:39I got you!
05:42For the fuck's sake, get out of my way!
05:44Get out of the fucking way!
05:46Jesus Christ, oh my God!
05:48I have you now, you little bricks!
05:52I have you, little bricks!
05:54Ah, Jerry, for fuck's sake, you're going over this, man!
05:59Come on, for fuck's sake!
06:01Forget in the way!
06:02Ah, shit!
06:14The fuck are those pricks, Conn?
06:16All right, you go and get the bikes, I'll go after them, all right?
06:24I love bins!
06:29Jeez, we're getting too fucking awful, this shit!
06:32Ah!
06:32What do we get away with?
06:33Um, eh, some shitty phone case and three white socks, that's it!
06:39Oh!
06:39We won't even be able to get a Fredo with that!
06:41We're gonna have to come up with a plan B, we'll be back in prison in no time if we
06:44don't change another plan!
06:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, great!
06:47Why are you even listening to me?
06:49See those two little shits over there?
06:52Yeah?
06:53So why?
06:54So what is this ass on the claims?
06:56Really tell the guards?
06:57Well, why would they do that?
06:58Why everybody hates the guards?
06:59I know, they might not tell you!
07:01Oh, shit, they're going to fuck you do!
07:03It is dim, all right?
07:08Paul says not dim.
07:09Matt, who do you think it was?
07:10Fake Billy and Princess.
07:12We saw him taking flight from the Shades of Minil ago.
07:14No, Paul.
07:15There's just two langers in the bin.
07:17Come on.
07:17Hey!
07:18What?
07:19What?
07:19Hey, Steve, that's a two langer!
07:21They were not just two langers in the bin.
07:23Yeah, and you don't know, he might be fake, Billy.
07:25Yeah, I might be, but maybe I'm not.
07:27Yeah?
07:27But maybe I am.
07:28Prove it, so?
07:29I don't need to fucking prove anything to you two little langers.
07:32Yeah, what barber did your hair cut so he can know where not to go?
07:35What?
07:35Your ma'am.
07:37All right, shit.
07:39That's where he goes, all right?
07:40All I see is a prick with a condom on his shoulder.
07:42What?
07:43We don't have a condom on his shoulder.
07:44Jesus, boy.
07:44What the fuck?
07:45Did you put that there?
07:46Ah!
07:47Get off!
07:47Get off!
07:48Get off!
07:48Don't throw it at me!
07:49Don't throw it at me!
07:51What about that, huh?
07:54Holy shit!
07:55Hang on, Princess.
07:57Oh, that's less cool, but nice to meet you.
07:59And where have you been?
08:00I haven't seen fake Billy around the place at all.
08:02I was in prison, boy.
08:03I was doing some time there in Colombia.
08:06Can we film you saying that, so we can snap it to the boys?
08:08Snap it to the boys?
08:10I've no idea what you're talking about.
08:11You know, like, selfie light, you know?
08:13We don't do selfies.
08:14No, don't do that, can't you?
08:15What, about a handshake?
08:17I'll give you a handshake, yeah.
08:19Nice to meet you, boy.
08:20Nice to meet you, boy.
08:21You seem like nice young lads, you're going.
08:22Hey, get over here.
08:25See you now, wedding man!
08:26Get him!
08:29Fast!
08:30In fairness, that is something we would have done.
08:32Cheeky little bastards, but, yeah, I suppose, fair play, like...
08:35Yeah.
08:38Why?
08:39We might be a bit past it, but, uh...
08:42Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
08:44Maybe.
08:45Huh?
08:46What are you thinking?
08:47It's time we took on some new blood.
08:50Oh, no, are you thinking to get down the bin?
08:52I don't know.
08:53It's a boost.
08:56Rome wasn't built in a day, but that's because they didn't have any
08:59dumb little langers to do their dirty work.
09:01Yeah, we heard you wanted to see us.
09:03Yeah.
09:05Maybe we did.
09:06Maybe we didn't.
09:07We did.
09:08Watch.
09:11Don't do that again.
09:12What's with the gap?
09:14We thought fake Billy and Princess would have something,
09:17I don't know, bigger.
09:18I know.
09:18I thought we'd come to, like, a mansion with a pool and all that.
09:20We're just laying low, aren't we?
09:21Just the front.
09:22Yeah.
09:22That's how you don't get caught, boy.
09:23Yeah.
09:24And the back is way better.
09:25It's massive.
09:26You can call us Conor and Jack from now on, all right?
09:28Oh, he's far with you, yeah?
09:30All right?
09:31Now listen up, boys, all right?
09:33It's time me and Con pass on our wisdom and expertise to the younger generations.
09:36That's us?
09:37That's you, yeah.
09:38You're going to be our foot soldiers, all right?
09:40And me and Con are going to be the dons.
09:42Bring us back expensive, sellable goods that you'll rob from the shopping centers,
09:47and in return, you get 10%.
09:49Less commission, handling fees, admin, taxes, etc.
09:53It's the free market.
09:54Now does that sound like a good deal to eat?
10:00Yep, amazing deal.
10:02Jeez, boys.
10:03You do sound like a younger us.
10:05Thanks, Conor.
10:05It means a lot, boy.
10:06Hi.
10:07Um, while we're here, is there any chance we can hear some stories from the hottest mode,
10:11like that Billy and Princess stuff?
10:12Oh, well, we don't know about that.
10:16But I could do you one better.
10:18We could tell you ourselves.
10:20Yeah.
10:21Okay.
10:22One time we were being chased, and we left clean from two skyscrapers.
10:30Ran off into the night.
10:31There was also that time we single-handedly fought off a mugger who held us at knife point.
10:36Do we look like we got wallets?
10:39No, go on.
10:39And there was that time we were under siege, and we dodged a hail of bullets.
10:46And there was also that time we robbed the tuna worth half a million quid.
10:52You guys are legends.
10:54Yeah, we know.
10:56Before you go, lads.
10:58Would you like to smoke?
10:59Yeah, I do.
11:00Oh, that'd be sound, mate.
11:00Ah, we'll all have to smoke.
11:02That was a test.
11:03And you just failed.
11:04On your way, go home.
11:06Go home, go to bed, yeah?
11:07Don't be smoky.
11:08Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes if you don't bring us back the stuff.
11:12Yeah.
11:14Being an entrepreneur has its difficulties.
11:17Mainly pronouncing entrepreneur right.
11:19That's about it.
11:20The rest is easy.
11:21This is the life.
11:22Running the operation instead of being the foot shoulders.
11:25Yeah, boy.
11:26I'm the king of Cork City!
11:29This is what I meant by being more Escobar.
11:31Yeah.
11:31Aye.
11:32Actually, I looked more into him, boy.
11:34Oh, yeah?
11:35He did some pretty crazy things.
11:37Yeah, boy.
11:37The original bad, boy.
11:39Yeah.
11:41Kidnappings, corruption, intimidation.
11:44One of a kind.
11:45One of a kind.
11:45Car bombings.
11:46Plane bombings, actually.
11:48There was violence against civilians.
11:50Yeah, but no one's perfect, okay?
11:51Terror campaigns, political assassinations.
11:54And he just actually wiped out loads of culture, right?
11:56Boy, look, I didn't say follow him to the letter, all right?
11:59I just said be a bit more Escobar.
12:01Just a bit.
12:03Yeah, I can be a bit more Escobar.
12:05Yeah.
12:05Our next thing we need is a henchman.
12:07You know?
12:08Somebody who can, like, bash heads for us.
12:11Right.
12:12All right.
12:13Who are we going to get?
12:16Flex.
12:17Flex up.
12:20Thanks for the opportunity.
12:22You know, as my colleague said to you on the phone earlier,
12:25we're looking to expand the organisation.
12:27We are.
12:28We're kind of criminal masterminds now,
12:30so we're forming a bit of a gang.
12:32All right.
12:33Can I get involved?
12:34What do you think we phoned you for?
12:37We're looking for a heavy.
12:38I am quite heavy.
12:41So I could put rocks in my pockets.
12:46We might need you to bash a few heads for us.
12:48Should I do that anyway?
12:49All right.
12:50The pay is pretty terrible.
12:52It is.
12:53You know what they say, you know?
12:54Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.
12:58You'll never work a day in your life.
13:00That's beautiful.
13:02That's pretty good.
13:03All right, Billy.
13:05Welcome aboard.
13:06Thanks very much.
13:07Yeah.
13:07The boys are back in town.
13:09Yeah.
13:09Teach a man to fish, and he'll get you a fish.
13:12Teach a couple of lads to steal, and you get all kinds of sheep.
13:16Boom.
13:20What are we supposed to do with that?
13:21Want me to bash their heads in.
13:23Do you know how expensive a pack of nappies are gone?
13:26And a six pack of white socks sets you back with 20 euro these days?
13:28Yeah.
13:31He said a six pack of white socks will set you back with 20 euro.
13:34Oh, you want me to bust our heads?
13:36I thought she would be pleased.
13:36You thought it wrong, didn't you?
13:38How are we supposed to build an empire on nappies and socks?
13:41No.
13:41Do you want me to bash their heads in?
13:43Yeah, especially this fella here.
13:44I know, Billy.
13:44Not no.
13:45We're really sorry.
13:46I promise you we can do better.
13:47Just give us one chance, please.
13:48Stop.
13:49Yeah, Jack.
13:49My two.
13:49I'll give you a little more time, Terry.
13:52All right, one more chance, boys.
13:54Pack this shit up and get back out there.
13:56All right, good.
13:59What's going on here?
14:02Yeah, my bullshit meter just exploded.
14:06There's a shop up the road, halfway sales.
14:07Better get yourself a new one.
14:09All right, I'm going to ask you one more time.
14:11What's going on here?
14:12All right, the truth is, Marie, the reason we haven't told you...
14:18The reason we haven't told you is because we have a reputation to uphold being Jack,
14:23but since he got back, we've realized the error in our ways,
14:27so we've been mentoring young lads in the estate.
14:30So the first of these two young fellas, Jack and Cormac.
14:33Hi.
14:35Is that the truth, lads?
14:37Yeah.
14:37Yeah.
14:39Yeah.
14:40Well, Billy, what are you doing here?
14:42Definitely not bashing heads anyway, Marie.
14:45Wait a second.
14:46What's in the bag?
14:48Uh, nappies and socks.
14:50Nappies and socks.
14:52Yeah.
14:52Yeah.
14:53Sean, Sean.
14:57The nappies and socks, look.
15:01We're handing them out to the people that are in need of them, the nappies and the socks.
15:06Yeah.
15:07We're supplying them to young mams.
15:10Oh, wow.
15:12That's amazing.
15:14It is.
15:15All right, keep up the good work, lads, all right?
15:17And listen to Conor and Jack because they know what they're talking about, all right?
15:20Yeah, we will.
15:22Yeah, we do.
15:23I think they might be proud of Conor and Jack.
15:27I'm going to be sick.
15:30Bye, lads.
15:30Thanks a million, ma'am.
15:32Bye.
15:32See you now.
15:33You look beautiful today, aye?
15:34You look hot, Marie.
15:36Shut up, John.
15:38With Mav and Healy off our backs, me and Jack were finally getting some much-needed rest and relaxation.
15:43Conor, get up off your lazy arse and do something productive with the day!
15:49Marie, to be fair, they're probably wrecked from all their mentoring, okay?
15:52I know how hard it is to keep little pricks in check.
15:58Quick, pick up that shit.
16:00Act like we're litter picking.
16:00What?
16:01Pick up that shit.
16:02Act like we're litter picking.
16:02Shit.
16:09They're good lads, aren't they?
16:11Yeah.
16:12I might get them to have a look at the garden.
16:14That's not a bad idea, yeah?
16:21What time did you call these?
16:22We got to stop.
16:24We can come back though, whatever you want.
16:26No, just go on, show us now.
16:27I'm going to do it.
16:34Oh, I'm going to do it.
16:35Oh, I'm going to do it.
16:36Bye, what are you dogs, you?
16:38I didn't, but I look properly.
16:41Oh, I can.
16:43Yeah.
16:44Yeah!
16:45Yes, boy, that's the word dog given.
16:47Wait a minute.
16:48There we go, boy.
16:50There we go.
16:51Class, well done.
16:52It's good stuff, yeah.
16:53Happy day.
16:54Are you pleased?
16:55Yeah, boy.
16:55I'm very pleased, boy.
16:57Delighted.
16:57Do that.
16:58We're fake William Princess proud.
17:00But you're like the dads we never had.
17:03Yeah.
17:04Dads?
17:04Dads?
17:05Yeah.
17:06Coming up with your cool older brothers or uncles or something.
17:11You have your own dads.
17:13We don't need to be them, don't you?
17:15Nah.
17:16Our dad left when we were babies.
17:18It's just the two of us and a man.
17:20Well, all I can say is fair play.
17:24Well done.
17:25We're very proud of you.
17:26Get out there.
17:27Go get him.
17:28Go get him.
17:29We have a few more people that want to get involved.
17:31Yeah.
17:32That's all right with you, like, you know?
17:33Look.
17:34Oh.
17:35We're really.
17:37Yeah.
17:37We're just tending for you for a second.
17:38We took them three.
17:40Yeah.
17:41Fine, nice.
17:42Best of luck.
17:44Can't wait.
17:45Come on.
17:50Me and Jock like to think of our business as carbon neutral.
17:54Robbing shit doesn't do nothing bad to the environment.
17:57It's about sustainability.
17:58Self-sustainability.
18:00We take, we sell, and sometimes we rob the same shit back from the people we sold it to.
18:05That's called recycling.
18:06Doing your bit for the planet.
18:08Be the change you want to see in the world.
18:10Preferably the kind of change that jingles in your pocket.
18:13I don't kill with you.
18:15I don't kill with me.
18:17I don't kill with you.
18:18I don't kill with you.
18:18I don't kill with you.
18:18I don't kill with you.
18:18I don't kill with you.
18:18I dance on the telly.
18:20I don't kill with me.
18:22I don't kill with you.
18:34It seems I'm a burnt ship getting sent to the food bin.
18:39Don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill
18:50me, don't kill me, don't kill me.
18:51What are you boys up to?
18:52I'm nine.
18:54You ready? Stretching.
18:56The perpetrators of this crime spree appear to be predominantly young males.
19:01It seems there's nothing they won't steal.
19:04Oi! Give it back!
19:05The camera! Give it back!
19:06The pricks are running rings around us.
19:09Those thieving little shits could do with a bit of guidance from you lads.
19:12Well, if you want to send any of them away, I'm sure.
19:15I'm sure me and Khan could put them to work.
19:16Yeah, exactly.
19:17If only, we can't get our hands on any of them.
19:20Whoever's running this operation knows exactly what they're doing.
19:24They're geniuses.
19:26We're probably quite big dicks, would you say they are?
19:35Healy.
19:37No way.
19:39That's amazing.
19:40Okay, I'll be there straight away.
19:43Er, Tony?
19:44They're after catching two lads.
19:45The duty sergeant thinks they might be the ringleaders.
19:47Hey.
19:49That's brilliant news.
19:50Brilliant news.
19:51I have to go up to my bunk bed there.
19:54Boy, they got Jack and Carmel.
19:55We don't know that for sure, all right?
19:59Anyway, boy.
19:59We've got loads more of them working for us now, all right?
20:01So we can take the hit, okay?
20:03What take the hit?
20:04Yes.
20:05Boy, they look up to us.
20:06We're responsible for them.
20:07We're not responsible for them, boy.
20:09You need to start thinking more Escobar, boy.
20:10Okay?
20:11What would Escobar do?
20:12Actually, boy, I googled your man Escobar.
20:14I think he'd, like, cut off their ears and burned their village down.
20:17So we're not doing that.
20:18That's a bit of an overreaction.
20:20Anyway, we don't even know where they live, so...
20:22Besides, boy, they said we're like their dads.
20:26We are not like dads to them, okay?
20:28We didn't even have dads, so how could we even be dads to them?
20:32The way I see it is, it's Hakuna Matata.
20:35What's Hakuna Matata?
20:36Hakuna Matata.
20:37It means tough shit.
20:38Conor!
20:39John!
20:40Downstairs!
20:40Now!
20:42Matata!
20:45Nice, nice place.
20:48We arrested Cormac and Jack.
20:50Fuck, boy!
20:51And they told us everything.
20:53Little shits, boy.
20:54I'm gonna knock their heads in, boy.
20:55I don't even care how old they are, boy.
20:56I know, Jack.
20:57Especially the little small fella.
20:58I know, Jack.
20:59I know.
20:59Look.
21:01Before you say anything, just...
21:03They told us that their community work with you was just a front to avoid suspicion.
21:07I'm so sorry, lads.
21:09Seems they've played us all for fools.
21:11You especially.
21:15Yeah.
21:18I wouldn't say fools.
21:20And if they are fools, I'd say they're fools with really big dicks.
21:26They also said that you told them to stay away from crime.
21:29Yeah.
21:30We...
21:30Yeah, we did.
21:31We did give them a lot of advice.
21:33Yeah.
21:33And that was one of them.
21:34You said...
21:34You said stay away from crime.
21:36Stay away from crime.
21:37I really hope that it doesn't stop you from working with young lads in the future, alright?
21:41I promise you, Mairead, it definitely won't.
21:44Yeah.
21:45There isn't that much that could keep Jack away from young boys.
21:48No.
21:48But would you say...
21:49What?
21:50That may be the fact that they confessed.
21:54Surely that counts for a dime a dozen and you go easy on them.
21:57No, we're gonna throw the book at them.
21:59They'll get 18 months if they get a day.
22:00More if I have anything to do with it.
22:02You're gonna throw a book at them?
22:04We have to help the lads.
22:05Yeah, we gotta get them off.
22:06And I know someone who can.
22:08What?
22:11Oh, really?
22:12I mean, they're 15, but if it helps, it helps.
22:16No, Jack.
22:17Not get them off.
22:19Get them off.
22:20What?
22:21Molly Omlai?
22:22No chance can, boy.
22:24There's no way we can afford her.
22:25This says we can.
22:30You are enough.
22:31Short King.
22:32Like, ten times.
22:34No, not that.
22:35Why is that?
22:37Yeah, just read that.
22:39Seven thousand eight hundred euros.
22:41I know.
22:42I know way.
22:46Fine.
22:50Next up.
22:52Cormac Byrne and Jack Byrne versus the state.
22:56Who is representing the defendants?
22:59Miss.
23:00Well, it looks like that'll be my sweet ass, Your Honor.
23:03Oh, bollocks.
23:05There must be some mistake, Miss Omlai.
23:07Miss.
23:08Pardon?
23:09It's Miss.
23:10There must be some mistake, Miss Omlai.
23:13Miss.
23:14Pardon?
23:14I've changed my mind now.
23:16It's Miss.
23:16Miss.
23:17Well, I don't think this is the time.
23:19Oh.
23:19Judge Riley in courtroom sexism shame.
23:24Apologies, Miss Omlai.
23:25Accepted.
23:26Now, let's get this charade over with, shall we?
23:30We're fucked.
23:36Judge, members of the court, these two unknown perpetrators in this video, sure, they could
23:41be anybody.
23:42There is no real or compelling evidence in this case.
23:46The charges against my clients, they're farcical, which I will now prove.
23:50Like, if the glove does not fit, you must acquit.
23:56But that glove fits.
24:00You can't handle the truth.
24:03I can handle the truth.
24:05Really.
24:06Well, in that case, these two young men had nothing to do with the crime, Your Majesty.
24:12No more questions.
24:13I have one simple question, Sergeant Healy.
24:17Where were you on 9-11?
24:19Come on, seriously.
24:20Miss Omlai, do you have any questions for Sergeant Healy that are related to this case?
24:26Okay, Sergeant Healy.
24:27When you questioned the defendants, was there a guardian present?
24:32No.
24:33We had a very limited window, you see, to catch their accomplices.
24:36No, we'll do, Sergeant.
24:38Judge, I demand that the defendants' interviews get struck out, because clearly there's no cause.
24:44Case dismissed.
24:45What?
24:45Oh, please!
24:46Oh, please!
24:48This is ridiculous!
24:49Ridiculous!
24:51Well done, lads.
24:52For getting away with that.
24:55Why didn't you start with that one, yeah?
24:56Sure, where's the fun in that?
24:58Ahhhh!
24:59You're actually our heroes, man!
25:06We are so lucky to have mentors like he.
25:08Like, genuinely, he taught us how to steal, right?
25:11Until we got arrested for it, right?
25:14And then he hired an amazing lawyer to bust us out, just to prove, right, that stealing
25:19doesn't pay.
25:20How genius is that?
25:22Boys.
25:23Yeah.
25:24Genius, boys.
25:25Genius, genius, please.
25:26That was the plan.
25:28I believe it.
25:28Yeah.
25:30Yeah.
25:32Yeah.
25:33Do you want to go for a pint?
25:35Yeah!
25:36Yeah!
25:37The answer's no.
25:38That was a test.
25:39Fade.
25:39Go home.
25:41Go home.
25:42Go home!
25:43Your legs now work!
25:44Alright.
25:48That was just Escobar enough.
25:56Everybody, where's your watch?
25:57Why, it's your bitch.
26:00Don't.
26:01Alright.
26:02He's a slimy boy.
26:03Okay, boy, alright?
26:04They owe us, okay?
26:05We got them off.
26:05We got them off.
26:06He's taking my watch again.
26:07Alright.
26:07We're gonna make double the amount.
26:08We're not doing it.
26:10Look at all the work we put in, and we still have no money.
26:15It's too much work, for nothing.
26:17It's pretty stressful being Escobar, alright?
26:19It is, boy.
26:20I told you.
26:22Alright, grand.
26:24Getting too old for this shit, boy.
26:26Alright, but what are we gonna do about him, then?
26:29Hey, Billy Murphy.
26:30Can you step in here, please, a minute?
26:33How you doing?
26:34Yes, boss.
26:35Yeah.
26:37Basically, we've thought about the whole operation, and we've decided that,
26:42as great as you are in the role, we're gonna go a different direction.
26:47Are you firing me?
26:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
26:50Erm, we're making you redundant.
26:52Yeah.
26:53Who are you calling redundant?
26:56Oh, God!
26:57Oh, God!
26:58Oh, no!
26:59Jesus Christ, for the ass!
27:01Sorry about that, lads.
27:03Muscle memory, lads.
27:04Oh, Jesus Christ, for the ass!
27:32Oh, Jesus Christ!
27:34Oh, God!
27:34You
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