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the young offenders s05e04
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00:06A week's work makes a man
00:06Whoever said that a week's work makes a man was obviously some rich prick
00:10A week's work makes me a depressed man
00:12He stinks of fish guts
00:14Five, ten, like two euro
00:18Fifty, twelve fifty
00:19Ten, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen fifty, I'm done
00:24Why, we've been working all week, like
00:26We should stop giving away so much fish for free
00:29No boy, then we'll just be as bad as the rich pricks
00:31Yeah, that basil's prick
00:35About trying to drink?
00:37Yeah, please, thanks
00:38No worries
00:40Man!
00:42Man, what's our steamy to drink?
00:45Any juice?
00:48Marade!
00:51Marade!
00:53Marade!
00:54Man!
00:55What's he doing boy?
00:57It's the middle of the day and we want something
00:59She's hardly dead, is she?
01:00Nah, she was dead, she'd be hiding us, we know
01:03Maaam!
01:05What the fuck?
01:07Where's my name?
01:09What's that?
01:11What is that?
01:13Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:14What?
01:17What?
01:19Who?
01:20What?
01:22Stop!
01:23What?
01:23That is disgusting!
01:25Oh, Jesus Christ!
01:27You guys are coming!
01:28You guys are coming!
01:29You guys are coming!
01:31Are you ready?
01:32What are you doing?
01:33What are you doing?
01:33What are you doing?
01:34What are you doing?
01:45How many times have you had the ride?
01:47Since we got out of prison?
01:49I don't know, do hand jobs count?
01:51Depends on who gave them to you like
01:52I don't know
01:54They were with my left hand though, some of them
01:56Still doesn't count boy
01:57Yeah I know, then zero for sure
01:59I'm zero too
02:00Have you ever tried sitting on your hand in doing it?
02:02Oh Conn, Conn, we can't live like this boy
02:03Listen to yourself, alright?
02:04We are two of the biggest catches I know, boy
02:07Women
02:08Women should be throwing themselves at us, boy
02:10I know it
02:10Conn, we have to
02:11No, we have to
02:11We have to go out in the pool, boy
02:12Just all the apps are just full of cats
02:14No, we don't need apps, boy
02:15We're going to old school, okay?
02:16We're going to old school, alright?
02:18Alright
02:18Pubs, clubs, chippers and schools
02:21Yeah
02:22Or schools?
02:23Yeah, mams only
02:24Mams only
02:25Alright, but we can't just sit around and rot, okay?
02:28No
02:28We're better than that, boy
02:29I mean, we're lads
02:31We're lads of cork
02:32We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away
02:35We stand up
02:36And we say enough is enough
02:38Enough is enough
02:38Now you look at me, boy
02:40Yeah
02:40We are going out into that town
02:42And we are not coming back
02:44Until we have SDI
02:45Should we get changed?
02:52Yeah, we should
02:53I should probably get changed
02:54I should smell the fish
02:55Yeah, we get changed, horse
02:56Alright
03:02어�osh
03:08Hey, that is your cat
03:13What the f**k are you doing, boy?
03:17What?
03:18Hold up
03:21Hold up
03:22Hold up
03:28Hold up
03:29Hold up
03:30Hold up
03:30Hold up
03:30Hold up
03:31Hold up
03:31Hold up
03:31Hold up
03:31Hold up
03:31Hold up
03:36Let me hit you with something, something slow, something lovely, she likes it country, oh, she likes it country, she
03:46don't like that fair shit, that sucks.
03:53Right, boy. It's all about the four C's, yeah? Confidence, compliments and crack.
03:59Wait, now, what's the fourth one?
04:01Yeah, no one knows, mate. Obviously the number one priority is that we get our hold.
04:05Yeah, well, like, you don't want to come on too strong either, mate.
04:08No, no, no, definitely don't come on too strong. But if we're smart, yeah, we can make a bit of
04:12kind, too.
04:13Ah, boy, I don't know if I get paid for troubling enough giving it away for free, mate.
04:17Kind, what did I just say? Confidence, boy. Right, it's the summer, town's full of beers.
04:21All right, all I have to do is find two, two rich, two...
04:25Sir, shut the fuck up, Cian. You'll find somewhere else to practice.
04:29This?
04:29Two rich, out-of-town beers, show them a good time, and then at the end, you know, we steal
04:33a few things.
04:34So two lucky ladies will get their haul away with two of the best-looking lads in Cork.
04:38Nice, Conor Jack.
04:38Then in exchange, we take some jewellery that they don't even care about.
04:43What? So at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery?
04:46No, boy, no, right? Con, Con, we're on the bread line, all right?
04:50Yeah. Yeah, sure. It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery.
04:55But that sparkly piece of jewellery, boy, could rescue us from a lifetime of grief and poverty.
04:59All right, so we're stealing from them...
05:01Yeah.
05:02...but in a good way?
05:03Exactly. All right.
05:04And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance, so everybody wins.
05:08Insurance?
05:08Yeah, like insurance, insurance.
05:12So when you pay someone money, and then if anything happens to your stuff or your money, then that person
05:16has to pay you back.
05:17You're telling me some people are so rich that they pay someone else money just in case they lose their
05:21money, just so they can get their original money back?
05:24Yeah, exactly.
05:25All right, boy, I'm gullible, but I'm not thick.
05:27No, boy, that is what it is.
05:29Pulling women can be complicated, but not if you use jock's easy-to-follow steps.
05:33He calls them the four Cs.
05:36Firstly, you compliment.
05:38Secondly, you make them laugh.
05:40He calls that the crack.
05:43Third, you conquer them with confidence.
05:46Ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity.
05:50And if all else fails, which, of course, it rarely does, it's time for the mysterious fourth C.
05:57Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met.
06:00But the truth is, that look was me being so nervous I was trying not to get sick.
06:04My strategy is slightly different to jock's, but just as effective.
06:08What are you doing, boy? I'm not homeless.
06:12I find that just simply listening to what women have to say gets them in bed every time.
06:17What's even the point in having a boyfriend if he's not even going to talk to you?
06:20Sounds like he's just not very good at expressing his emotions.
06:24Just not my bad.
06:25Two of you got to communicate.
06:29I do love her.
06:31You think it might be good for her to know that?
06:43Good stuff.
06:45Have a good one, all right?
06:46You know, boy.
06:47I think if those two work on their communication, they should be all right.
06:50Yeah.
06:51But I'm getting worried about you.
06:52I'm already after shifting three beers.
06:54And look, I've stolen five light doors.
06:56You know, boy.
06:57I've lost my spare.
06:58What?
06:58No, boy.
06:59You just have to get the first one out of the way, okay?
07:00It's like getting washed off the, like...
07:10No!
07:10No!
07:10We're not okay.
07:13We've just been mulled.
07:14No, no, you haven't.
07:14I stopped it.
07:15Look, did you have everything?
07:16Yes.
07:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:17You all right?
07:19You mean the boys?
07:20Well, you mean the boys?
07:21He's speaking Gaelic.
07:22Do you know what?
07:22He's actually just worried that fine women such as yourselves are getting taken advantage of like
07:26that.
07:26I'm sorry about that.
07:27Yeah, terrible.
07:28Two of y'all is having a gas through the city.
07:29You've got to see these alleyways, like some savoury types.
07:32Oh, is that Gaelic?
07:33Yeah, that is Gaelic.
07:35Yeah, it's Irish.
07:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:37Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you.
07:40Oh, a drink?
07:42Yeah.
07:42Fabulous.
07:43Absolutely.
07:44That's unbelievable.
07:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:45But our show on us.
07:46Oh, are you sure?
07:48Yes, of course.
07:48No doubt.
07:49You're not sure because if two women want to buy us a drink, that's their body, their child.
07:52Yeah, sure.
07:53But no, no, no, we do insist.
07:54We do insist.
07:55I'm sorry about that.
07:56We'd love to.
07:56Well, we're not going to turn down a free drink.
07:59Yeah, why would you?
08:00Because you're not a fucking idiot.
08:04I'm Charlotte, by the way.
08:05She's an influencer.
08:06Has over a hundred thousand followers.
08:08Charlotte, nice to meet you.
08:09My name's Jack.
08:11Emma.
08:12Emma, lovely to meet you.
08:13Emma.
08:14Beautiful, Emma.
08:14Whoa.
08:15Oh, yeah.
08:16Yeah, Connor, my sweetie.
08:18Oh, sorry.
08:19You smell really like fruit.
08:22Yeah.
08:24After you, boys.
08:27We'll see you.
08:27What the fuck are you doing?
08:28What?
08:29What are you doing, boy?
08:30We can't afford these drinks.
08:31Yeah, obviously not, boy.
08:32We're going to have to steal them.
08:33But look, boy, we can't have them taking more grifters, all right?
08:36Oh, yeah.
08:37They're hot, rich and clueless, boy.
08:38It's perfect.
08:40Really?
08:41Yeah, boy.
08:42We're going to get our hole and make a mint.
08:44You watch.
08:44Me, you pervert.
08:45We don't want to watch.
08:47You didn't mean that, you fool.
08:50I'm not watching you, really.
08:51You're so much.
08:53All right, boy.
08:53We'll just go get a drink.
08:54Guards, you head upstairs, there, and we'll get you a drink, all right?
08:58Perfect.
08:59All right.
09:00See you in a sec.
09:02We're going to the jackpot.
09:05Holy shit, boy.
09:07We're going to rob a pint.
09:10What?
09:10No, boy.
09:11I'm showing you how rich they are.
09:13All right.
09:13You should, right?
09:19Me and Jock were Cork's most eligible bachelors.
09:22But love is not cheap.
09:24And the most expensive part is dating.
09:26And the most expensive part of that is drinking.
09:29Women love cocktails.
09:30Especially the classy ones.
09:32And everyone knows cocktails are just a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name.
09:37Sweet ladies.
09:39Hi.
09:39Here we are.
09:40This is on our tab to go eventually.
09:42Three.
09:42Three they are.
09:44We'd assumed you'd done a runner.
09:46No, you're stuck with us now.
09:47Oh, we'll see about that.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Cheers to muggers, yeah?
09:51Cheers muggers!
09:53Cheers!
09:57That is savage.
09:59Unbelievable.
10:01Is that lipstick?
10:02Yes.
10:03A pair of the presentation.
10:04Yeah, it's called a kiss from Cork.
10:07Aw, that's so cute.
10:08Aw, a kiss from Cork.
10:10Hopefully not the last.
10:12Oh, I don't care.
10:14How are you going here?
10:15Oh my God, is this the crack?
10:17Are we having the crack?
10:18Thank you, garden.
10:19Welcome to the crack.
10:22Come on.
10:25Mmm.
10:26Ah.
10:28Oh, it sounds sort of beefy, but in an amazing way.
10:33Yeah.
10:34Yeah, he's listening to us at Worcestershire.
10:36Yeah.
10:37Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this?
10:40Oh, absolutely.
10:41Yeah.
10:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:43Cheers!
10:44Cheers!
10:44Yes!
10:45Yay!
10:47Yeah.
10:49I'm just going to spoil your apathy.
10:51Oh!
10:52I have to pass them.
10:54Yay.
10:55Ah, here we go.
10:57Here we go.
10:58Thanks.
11:00Hey, what are you doing with that thing, boy?
11:04He's just burning the shit out of it.
11:06Why is this place so posh they just burning the food for the crack, do they?
11:10Why don't you think you're...
11:11Hey!
11:11Now!
11:12Pudding!
11:13What?
11:13No, we have to send that back.
11:15The fellas after the burning the top off the thing.
11:17Here, lad!
11:18Here, lad!
11:18Wait, you can't do...
11:19No, it's meant to be like that.
11:23Or...
11:23Is this fire custard?
11:25Yes, no, we did.
11:26See, I...
11:27Usually we get it every day.
11:28Yeah, real.
11:29Cartusi, real for us, yeah.
11:30No.
11:31Right.
11:31Yeah.
11:33Be interested.
11:34Try this now.
11:35Thanks a million.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:46Man, that's...
11:48Oh, my God, it's so hard and soft at the same time.
11:51Oh, that's amazing, buddy.
11:54Oh!
11:58Oh!
11:59Oh, God.
12:00Fucking it.
12:04So, do you boys want to get the bill and then come back to us?
12:09Oh, yeah.
12:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please.
12:11That sounds...
12:12Eh?
12:12Yeah.
12:13We can...
12:14We can do that.
12:16And when we do that to them and we'll meet you outside.
12:19Oh.
12:20Yeah.
12:20Oh, wow, look.
12:22Ah!
12:23Hey, thank you.
12:24I hope that tasted okay.
12:26It was grand.
12:29Grand Scarlet.
12:30You alright yourself, eh?
12:31Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:32We'll see you outside.
12:33Ha, ha, ha.
12:34One, two.
12:36What are we gonna do?
12:37We can't afford all this.
12:38I don't know, buddy.
12:39I got you the plan.
12:39What?
12:40I was following you.
12:41You just said, we'll get this.
12:46Holy shit.
12:47Sorry, buddy, all right?
12:48No, Jack.
12:49Look.
13:03Come on!
13:04Back here!
13:05You don't have any sense!
13:06Come on!
13:07I'm back!
13:10I can't run!
13:11I thought we were gonna just drop the money and pay it for me!
13:13I thought it was obvious we were taking the cash and making the money, right?
13:17Right?
13:17Yeah.
13:19It hails it.
13:19It hails it.
13:20Get your breath back.
13:21Here.
13:22Goodbye.
13:24I'm not gonna lie to you, alright?
13:25We're not actually rich.
13:27Yeah, no shit.
13:27We were trying to show you a good time, so we were making the most of it.
13:30We ran out on the bill.
13:32And whose cash is that?
13:35I know I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it, yeah?
13:38So you stole it?
13:39No, we didn't.
13:39We stole it!
13:40We did steal it!
13:41I'm not going to prison for some petty thief.
13:44Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time.
13:47This is so bloody authentic.
13:49Fine.
13:50But if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested.
13:53Right.
13:54Deal.
13:54Right.
13:55Deal.
13:55Deal.
13:55Deal.
13:57Shall we get out of this pissy alleyway?
13:59We can all go back to our hotel.
14:02Yeah, yeah.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Yeah, alrighty.
14:05Don't worry, mate.
14:06What, mate?
14:06No.
14:07Alright.
14:20Holy shit, boy.
14:22We did knock Hark out of the palace.
14:23Are you seeing this camera?
14:29Are we lost, gentlemen?
14:31It's okay.
14:31They're Irish.
14:33And they're with us.
14:34Yeah.
14:35We're Irish.
14:36And we're with them.
14:45You know, the bed's all massive.
14:47My feet don't even come off the end.
14:49Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds then?
14:52No.
14:53What?
14:53What?
14:54Do you think Conor's alright?
14:56He's been in there for a while.
14:57Should I go check on him?
14:58You relax.
14:59I-I check on him, alright?
15:00Hi!
15:03Hi, I'm a flea's not a shit in here, boy.
15:06Yeah, boy.
15:06We'll never get a hold of you.
15:07You stink up the place, boy.
15:09I said, boy.
15:09You know I only take a shit twice a week.
15:11I'm loading up.
15:12I'm loading up.
15:13Oh, I think it's funny.
15:15I'm gonna get some money.
15:16I'm gonna get some money.
15:16I'm gonna get some money.
15:17Oh my shampoo.
15:18Body wash, eh?
15:19I'm vanity kit.
15:20I'm gonna get some conditioner.
15:22I should have a more now.
15:24Too pushin'.
15:25Okay?
15:26Sort.
15:26And-
15:26Boys, come with you tonight, him!
15:29Let me see...
15:30A what?
15:31She-
15:32What?
15:33We-we-we.
15:34Yeah.
15:35We're coming.
15:36Yeah.
15:36Let me show up my mom.
15:38Chinese-fuck, Chinese-fuck.
15:39Do you order Chinese?
15:40Yeah.
15:46Oh, Cairn.
15:47Yeah?
15:48Cairn, you've got to do this, boy.
15:50I've never felt like anything like this in my life.
15:53No way, boy.
15:55I don't like getting my bits out.
15:58Boy, just cover yourself in the towel.
16:01I'm not doing it, all right, Jar?
16:06She's just whining about a girl that night before.
16:08I didn't even know they could.
16:11Is she okay?
16:12If you like, I can give you a nice pedicure.
16:15What did you say?
16:16Pedicure.
16:17All right, I'm not into kids, okay, you sicko.
16:19Excuse me.
16:20You heard what he said?
16:21He's not a sicko.
16:23Connor, a pedicure is getting your toenails trimmed.
16:28What?
16:28Rich people get other people to clip their toenails.
16:31Yeah.
16:36Sorry about earlier.
16:38That's okay.
16:41Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile?
16:49There's something in my water.
16:51Oh, that's cucumber.
16:53Oh, I don't think we have that in Ireland.
16:56Jeez, boy, I could get used to being rich.
16:59I think I'm gonna go take a dip in the jacuzzi.
17:03Are you coming?
17:05I ain't gonna do that, Jar.
17:15Oh, boy.
17:16Oh, boy, that's warm.
17:17That's nice, isn't it?
17:17Now, will I get a photo of you?
17:19I'll go get my photo, will I?
17:20Oh, no.
17:21No, I shouldn't after the pedicure.
17:23You might say that.
17:24Oh, it's okay.
17:25Come on, boy.
17:26Come on.
17:26No, I'm just gonna stay here and look at the lovely view of Cock City, eh?
17:29Jack, bye.
17:31Don't worry.
17:32If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.
17:34It's not that deep.
17:35I can't swim.
17:36You know, we can all swim.
17:37We can all swim.
17:38Come and just get in and stop being weird.
17:39Oh, my God.
17:39I need some warm, mate.
17:41Yeah.
17:41I need some warm.
17:42All right.
17:43Come on, honey.
17:47Jack, it's all right.
17:49I don't want any of that.
17:50What are you messing, boy?
17:51Oh, yeah.
17:52All right.
17:53She was getting the big cup.
17:56What the fuck are you wearing, mate?
17:59What the fuck are you wearing?
18:00What are you wearing?
18:02What are those things, mate?
18:04Tell me my hands.
18:05What are you wearing?
18:07Oh, boy.
18:08What were they supposed to, all right?
18:09You didn't have any clean ones.
18:10I didn't know you'd be seeing them today.
18:11I don't want you having laughs.
18:12Come on, boy.
18:13Fine.
18:13Sorry.
18:13I think they're sweet.
18:16Really?
18:17Yeah.
18:18Get in.
18:19All right.
18:21Is it too hot?
18:21Is it hot?
18:22No, it's nice and warm, boy.
18:23Yes.
18:24Boy.
18:24Very good.
18:25All right.
18:27Step in the way.
18:27Be careful.
18:28Yeah, it's just, um...
18:29It is actually quite hot.
18:31Oh, full view right there.
18:33All right.
18:36But, um...
18:37Okay.
18:38Okay.
18:38It's okay.
18:40It's like a dog.
18:40Come on.
18:41Hey!
18:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
18:43Okay, maybe...
18:45It is.
18:46Hi, Jack.
18:47Hi, boy.
18:48It is.
18:49Hi, hi, hi.
18:50Ha, ha.
18:51Yeah.
18:51Sounds good.
18:52All right.
18:54Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike.
18:58It's exciting.
19:00Risky.
19:00Yeah.
19:02But at a certain point, you just gotta do it.
19:06Oh, God.
19:08You're so indigenous.
19:10Then you gotta do it again.
19:12Oh, God.
19:16Oh, God.
19:19Never have I ever been to prison.
19:26Oh, really?
19:28Uh-huh.
19:29Uh-huh.
19:31Uh-huh.
19:40You're sentenced to six years in prison.
19:43It basically wasn't even our fault.
19:45Like, yeah.
19:45Nah.
19:49Oh, gosh.
19:50Excuse me.
19:50It's daddy.
19:51Oh.
19:53Daddy.
19:53I know.
19:55Stop shouting!
19:57Oh.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Well, I wish that you weren't my father either.
20:03My dad's dead.
20:04Oh.
20:07Should we leave?
20:08I'll go, Jack.
20:08No, no, no.
20:09I-I-I...
20:10Leave it to me.
20:11I...
20:11Enjoy yourselves, all right?
20:13All right.
20:16Oh, shit.
20:24You all right?
20:25No.
20:26What happened?
20:29Being made by a fucking arsehole happened.
20:32My dad was a prick, too.
20:34What about your mum?
20:35She's actually dead.
20:38I'm sorry.
20:39So what are you sorry for?
20:40You didn't kill her, did you?
20:42I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you did, like...
20:46Did you?
20:47No.
20:48Okay.
20:54Oh, sorry.
20:59Should we maybe check on them?
21:02I'll leave it to them.
21:04Right.
21:05Oh, unless that's not the custom here.
21:08Oh, yeah.
21:10Yeah.
21:10I'm not really sure what the custom is here, to be honest.
21:14I eat a lot of oysters there.
21:17You're not that bad, you know.
21:20Despite all the stealing.
21:23I'm not really in the mood anymore.
21:28Sorry.
21:29Don't worry about it.
21:32Me neither, to be honest.
21:33I, uh...
21:34I'm fairly wrecked after the massage.
21:37Is it...
21:37Is it supposed to do that to you?
21:42I'd still like you to spend the night.
21:44All right.
21:46Um...
21:47Can I borrow your toothbrush, though?
21:49I don't think we should have sex anymore.
21:51I don't know.
21:54Oh...
21:55Didn't even cross my mind.
21:56You can still tell Jock we did it, if you like.
22:01Thanks.
22:04Want a spoon?
22:07Can I borrow your teaspoon?
22:10Yeah.
22:12Are you sorry?
22:14I'm sorry.
22:16Go ahead.
22:17Go ahead.
22:17Go ahead.
22:18Psst.
22:20Go ahead.
22:22Go ahead.
22:23Go ahead.
22:26I don't want to steal anything.
22:27No, I'm sorry.
22:29I don't think we should.
22:31I never wanted.
22:32OK.
22:34All right, go ahead.
22:37Jack, Jack, do you want me to put back the shambos?
22:41No, no, we'll take them, we'll take them.
22:59Charlie?
23:03Charlie?
23:09Where's Charlie, boy?
23:10Huh?
23:11Where's Charlie?
23:12I don't know, boy.
23:13Where does he at?
23:14I don't know, boy.
23:15It's not me.
23:18Hey, man!
23:20Charlie?
23:20Hey, man!
23:22What you do with your chamboy?
23:23Huh?
23:26Chamboy.
23:27What you do with your chamboy?
23:28Huh?
23:30What's me?
23:31Huh?
23:33Where's our watch?
23:35Boy.
23:36Charlie?
23:37Hey, man!
23:38Yeah, boy.
23:39Where'd you put the cash?
23:40I didn't touch the cash.
23:41Where'd the cash?
23:42Why'd you put the cash?
23:43I didn't touch the cash.
23:44Where's my phone, kind of man?
23:46Hey, man!
23:46Boy, where's my phone?
23:48It's on the table there.
23:49Where's my phone?
23:50Who's on the table?
23:51Why'd you open your ears?
23:54Charlie?
23:55Hey, man!
23:56Hey, man!
23:57They must have it, boy.
23:58They've got it.
24:02Come, come, come.
24:03Huh?
24:03I am.
24:04I am.
24:06I am.
24:07Dads.
24:07Who was that?
24:07That's Charlie.
24:07I just wanted to leave a picture of the secret, you had a crackling tanguji boat.
24:12Truly top boys here.
24:13Isn't that right, Emma?
24:15Can't believe you doves fell for it.
24:17We're only doing it at school.
24:18That's them, ma!
24:18That's them, boy.
24:20We're better looking.
24:20Sorry, we ditched you, but you were sitting asleep.
24:24They're from car.
24:25Sorry, we lied.
24:27And about stealing from you.
24:30Oi, that's the money, boy!
24:32Traitors, boy, you little rat bags.
24:34We didn't lie about everything.
24:36My dad isn't our son.
24:38And I did want to pop my Irish cherry.
24:40Deceived by our own?
24:42Love you, lads. Thanks for covering the hotel.
24:45Love you, lads.
24:46Emma spoon me and everything, if that is your real name!
24:49But we'd never have done that to them.
24:50Never. There's some things we would do, but we would never have done that.
24:53Not in a million years, boy. I'm joking, man.
24:55But what are they on about as well?
24:57Thanks for covering the hotel.
24:58Nah, we didn't cover the room.
25:00We didn't cover anyone.
25:00What does that even mean?
25:01That's why they left us. I know.
25:03What?
25:05How much?
25:072,000 euro.
25:08They didn't buy the hotel room.
25:10I'm sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse.
25:12The penthouse!
25:14It wasn't our fault, ma'am. It was Charlotte and Emma.
25:17Who the hell is Charlotte and Emma?
25:19There were a couple of girls that we thought were rich and were going to give us the ride.
25:22Two grand for the ride?
25:23It's not a hope I'm paying this.
25:25I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the night.
25:28Are their names on the reservation?
25:30No.
25:30Yeah, no. We're out of here. Let's go.
25:34Tell me you actually did get the ride.
25:36I know.
25:38Idiots.
25:39Is that our fault we were out?
25:41A catfish by a couple of girls?
25:42It's all right. We got insurance.
25:43What the hell do you think insurance actually is?
25:47All we got you, shampoo.
25:49I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing.
25:53As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing.
25:56But we did get SDIs from the hot tub.
25:58But not one of the bad ones.
26:00Just an itchy knob.
26:02That one would say was after nmäßiolef водório.
26:06Maybe she is hot for nètres.
26:16So we got anyobra this affair.
26:16That one of his pics just announced at the beginning of the 1991 season.
26:21And hezzye is really about to attractive if you didn't cover stalls.
26:21And he載s up with a overly360ions.
26:21Not to me too early today.
26:21And here at the beginning of the day.
26:24Once we got a tent идеowych clодно as the men center of the car.
26:25And he came together and took a little Fill persona that was supposed to land.
26:26And there we find everybody out if we could land there Day in the peace book,
26:28But wait for you free first came in with aATHANop
26:31You
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