00:05School's out, bitches!
00:10Congratulations, Greendale students.
00:12We pulled off another year and we're still standing.
00:15Take that health inspector, building inspector, foundation inspector,
00:19waterline inspector, geologist, exterminator, plumber, and dad.
00:44I'll bet. Why bring a metronome?
00:48I thought the sound might accentuate the anxious idleness of our last meeting's final seconds.
00:52Good job. Bad idea.
00:53Okay, that is done.
00:55There's more!
00:56This one is exciting.
00:59We have to rename the Save Greendale committee
01:01due to the fact that Greendale is done being saved.
01:08You think that's more exciting than summer?
01:11Oh, am I stealing your race, dude?
01:13Come on, it's neat.
01:15Our mission is finally accomplished once and for all.
01:18So what do we call ourselves now?
01:19The Accomplishers.
01:20The Obsoletists.
01:22Stephen King's Dreamcatchers.
01:23Susan.
01:23You guys are rebelling against yourselves.
01:25You get that, right?
01:26The current trend in branding is unique, simplistic, phonetically memorable gibberish.
01:31How about nipple dippers?
01:33I like nipple dippers.
01:34Thank you, guys.
01:35Okay.
01:36Ooh, nippledippers.com is available.
01:38Grab that, mother.
01:38Done.
01:39Nippledippers.
01:40Now, listen up.
01:40Text from the dean.
01:42Don't leave yet.
01:44I'm almost there.
01:45Special celebration.
01:46Just finished entire semester without wearing a single silly outfit.
01:50Oh.
01:50Oh, I didn't even notice.
01:53Good for him.
01:54Uh-oh.
01:55Oh.
01:55Oh.
01:57Oh.
01:59Hey, everybody.
02:01I made it.
02:03Obviously, I binged pretty hard there after the bell rang, but I made it.
02:08Are you guys going out to celebrate or something?
02:11Maybe I'll tag along.
02:12It's been a tough year.
02:13I could use a drink.
02:14We were going to go to Bridges Bar whenever mother time is willing to call it a year.
02:19Okay, fine.
02:20We're done.
02:20Happy summer.
02:21All right.
02:23Nipple dippers drink for free.
02:24I'll pay for my drinks.
02:25I'm not acknowledging that title.
02:26Okay, someone owes me 10 bucks for the domain.
02:28I won't be able to join you.
02:30I got to get on the road to California.
02:32I got a job through LinkedIn.
02:33What?
02:34That's crazy.
02:36People use LinkedIn?
02:37Oh.
02:38LinkedIn hired me to help figure out why people don't use it.
02:40Also, I have an old lady friend I went to high school with who just became unmarried last
02:44week, and I thought I'd look her up.
02:46Wow.
02:47You work fast.
02:48Or actually, very slow.
02:50Either way, good luck.
02:51Are you coming back, Elroy?
02:53I think so.
02:56Probably.
02:58Maybe.
03:00Have a great summer.
03:06What?
03:10Have a great summer.
03:11Have a great summer.
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