00:11Three Weeks Earlier.
00:14Huh?
00:16You know how sometimes a movie or a show begins on a random intriguing scene with no context given?
00:20Encouraging you to wonder, whoa, how'd this crazy scenario come to be?
00:23And then it cuts to black and a title comes up that says three weeks earlier?
00:26Uh-huh.
00:27Here we are, sitting in silence, crammed into an RV, winding through the mountain roads
00:31of Colorado with a 19-foot fiberglass hand tied to the roof.
00:36If there was ever a time to cut to three weeks earlier, it'd be right now.
00:42You know what I mean?
00:52Delroy, you got any booze?
00:55Don't go through my stuff.
00:56No.
00:57This isn't a bus. You're standing in my living room kitchen and bedroom.
00:59Ooh, I never thought about that. And your backyard is 24,900 miles long.
01:05Because it's the circumference of the Earth.
01:08Because you have no home.
01:11Does anyone need water? What else should we talk about?
01:13I guess to make it really intriguing, one of us should be visibly injured in a way that makes you
01:17wonder how it happened.
01:17Like if Britta had a black eye.
01:21Dean, can I speak to you privately?
01:23I'm pretty sure the answer is no.
01:26I'm coming up.
01:32You know, when I agreed to haul this thing for you in the school, you didn't say anything about six
01:38people sitting back there.
01:39Man, I wonder what they're talking about.
01:41God, who knows? They're sealed off behind this soundproof vinyl.
01:46I will drive my house off a cliff.
01:48Delroy, we're not here to snoop or judge you.
01:50You're not the first person to have dirty dishes, CD-ROM porn, and framed photos of yourself with two biracial
01:58teenagers in a park.
01:59It's not that. All this weight. I may have miscalculated the mileage.
02:10Darn it. I want to hijack this RV, but I'm foiled by its impenetrable post-2001 security measures.
02:16You keep driving, and nobody else needs to know about this. Understand? The last thing we need is a panic.
02:23What's going on? Are we out of gas?
02:25Yes! It's on empty! It's on empty!
02:28I've never seen anything like it! The needle is invisible!
02:31Oh, my God!
02:32There's no needle! It's gone! It's underneath the plastic, or maybe the engine tried to use it!
02:36It's a fuel!
02:37Well, stop yelling!
02:38Well, stop being out of gas!
02:39You're freaking me out!
02:40You should be freaking out. I have been driving for 25 years, and I have never seen so little gas
02:46in my life!
02:48Stop! Stop! I'm yelling even louder, so you have to stop!
02:52We're not in control of the gas, okay?
02:55We have to focus on what we can control.
02:58Is everyone's phone charged?
03:00Yes! Charge your phone!
03:01Good idea!
03:02Smart thinking!
03:03Okay!
03:04Okay!
03:05See? We turned panic into preparedness.
03:09Now, if we do run out of gas, guess who's got fully charged phones?
03:13Well charged!
03:15Full battery!
03:16For the love of God, stop charging your phones!
03:20Don't!
03:30Give me a moment!
03:34What happened?
03:35I'm not telling you!
03:36Fair enough!
03:37We're all gonna die!
03:52We're all gonna die!
03:53I see you in the next one!
03:53The first we'll come and say car!
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