00:00Good show. Good show.
00:04What show?
00:05I haven't seen that show.
00:07All right, all the best.
00:09And you are?
00:11Well, I was the guy with a full bottle of scotch and a high tolerance for foreigners.
00:17How robust.
00:18I imagine that you're Jeff Winger.
00:20Turns out we're going to be office buddies.
00:23Hello there, sir.
00:24My name is Roger DeSalvo.
00:26Or is it?
00:27You see, I happen to be in the...
00:28Grifting 101, yes, I've heard about you.
00:31That would be your desk.
00:32If you need a mnemonic device, it's the one without someone else's stuff all over it.
00:37Well played.
00:38Very well played.
00:39I gotta say...
00:43I admire your style.
00:45Grifting people by selling them grifting lessons?
00:47It's genius.
00:48But I called...
00:49I never said my class was a grift.
00:51Don't worry about me. I'm one of you.
00:53Was, anyway.
00:54Do tell.
00:55Well, I worked at one of the top law firms in the city.
00:57As a lawyer.
00:59But guess what?
01:00I'm not a lawyer.
01:02No, I think you're talking about lying.
01:05Grifting happens to be an art form.
01:07The art of lying.
01:08Let's not get high handed.
01:10Grifting is lying.
01:11Okay, so like a string is a sweater.
01:14Like paint is a Sistine Chapel.
01:16Sure!
01:16Grifting includes lying.
01:18But only a liar would call grifting lying.
01:20And only a delusional hobo would glorify stealing.
01:23Really?
01:23Did you say something that wasn't true there?
01:25Maybe we should phone the museum.
01:26I was on your side.
01:28You're an ass.
01:29Well, you're a craftless, artless thug.
01:31And I'm God's paintbrush.
01:33No.
01:33I am God.
01:34Which pretty much makes me better than you.
01:39You know what?
01:42Let's agree to disagree.
01:45It's not important.
01:46Oh, okay.
01:47So you can lie.
01:48Yeah?
01:49You liar.
01:50Yeah.
01:54I want to speak to you, you son of a bitch.
01:57What?
01:59I love you.
02:02Phew.
02:03I do too.
02:07Good.
02:07Good.
02:08I could.
02:09I can't be good.
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