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00:00:24We got no question to ask them all
00:00:28It's not you and I
00:00:30No one will say this
00:00:32We're hustling and struggling
00:00:33Nobody cares
00:00:35The situation's critical
00:00:36And nobody's end
00:00:38They're watching us still
00:00:39Cause they're getting up our heads
00:00:42We're dying out smiling
00:00:45We got no questions to ask them all
00:00:49We're dying out smiling
00:00:51We got no power to fight them all
00:00:55We got no power to fight them all
00:00:57We got no power to fight them all
00:01:02We got no power to fight them all
00:01:03We got no power to fight them all
00:01:10We got no power to fight them all
00:01:14We got no power to fight them all
00:01:16We got no power to fight them all
00:01:19We got no power to fight them all
00:01:22We got no power to fight them all
00:01:23We got no power to fight them all
00:01:24We got no power to fight them all
00:01:25We got no power to fight them all
00:01:26We got no power to fight them all
00:01:27We got no power to fight them all
00:01:27I'm saying reality, if you see what I saw, you believe me, I've said it don't, what more can I
00:01:34say, no job, opportunity, in my community, secret society, boys are not smiling, the government are killing us, receiving their
00:01:44death, feeding us, killing them, treating us, only God go charge me on, baby, because we are dying our smiles,
00:01:52we're going to push out to love some more, oh, I'm not going to do it,
00:02:11Thank you, you are applauding yourselves, I want you to spin the world map, but I want you to stop
00:02:18it, and you look at that nation and it's Africa, and it's shaped like the question mark, but the thing
00:02:22is, it's Africa that has all the answers, Africa is
00:02:26the motherland it is where all of God's creation were given life don't don't be fooled by the white
00:02:34pigmentation I am we all are black and Afrikaan by creation this is a thank you for feeling this
00:02:53yes this help want to sign outside you guys hiring oh yeah the position's been filled
00:02:58whatever you want honey it ain't like that like what
00:03:03all right hey hey I'm gonna need you reaching that register right now and
00:03:06pay me that money I didn't go through 37 hours of labor just to have some crackheads threaten my
00:03:23livelihood and my baby make America great again
00:03:46oh come on come on man oh my god why do you gonna come here man how you doing man
00:03:55so you brought the
00:03:55homies with you man I got my homies but do you have my money my ten thousand dollars you know
00:04:00I'm good
00:04:01for me I gave you plenty time I borrowed you when you came out of prison and your mother was
00:04:07sick
00:04:07and needed medicine and I'm your friend look I'm a convicted felon they're not hiring convicted
00:04:13felons out here give my money back oh come on man we supposed to be cool you think I'm a
00:04:17bank I got
00:04:18idea I got idea I just started my GoFundMe account I all these white folks gonna put mad money in
00:04:24there
00:04:24to ship my black ass back to Africa man and all of it can go to you right I will
00:04:29donate see this is
00:04:31the stupidest idea I ever heard the stupidest idea he's ever just give me two weeks and I'll give
00:04:37you money I promise you just two weeks two days man just two days I'll give it in two days
00:04:52two days you bring me my money but we have big problem you came by yourself if I would have
00:05:06whooped
00:05:06your butt you say something nah man I ain't say nothing man okay you say something nothing man
00:05:19ain't say nothing I think you insult me with your mind I said you was a nice guy Vladimir Sergei
00:05:28why
00:05:28you gotta call him back man tell me the truth I said you need need to wipe that wipe that
00:05:39corny ass
00:05:42smile off your face every time you talk what smile that one right there that is not a smile you
00:05:50hurt my
00:05:50feelings you think I like to live with this smile it is affliction my mother born me with this
00:05:59get up send my love to your grams look what you need to do is get your behind up we're
00:06:13gonna get you a job
00:06:14I'm about tired as I know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna cut your food off cause you stuck on
00:06:18stupid
00:06:20and while you're back there roll me one in them blunts gonna give me a heart attack you know I
00:06:25got the
00:06:25sugar I need something to calm my nerves down
00:06:29yo Patel where you going bro oh I'm going back home man Trump is no president and they are accusing
00:06:35people for voting illegally I don't want to get deported to Pakistan but you're Indian they don't
00:06:40know the difference if I get deported to Pakistan I'll be beheaded I'm not Muslim I'm Hindu bro the wall
00:06:47it's not for Indians I have to rush I have to go bro yo well at least let me get
00:06:51you a suitcase you can't go to
00:06:52India with a glad bag oh man thanks for that but I don't need it bro what about our chamachello
00:06:56party
00:06:57oh see you good luck bro our chamachello party come on man I've been beheaded bye yo can you believe
00:07:04that Patel's going back to India man that's crazy man all my Mexican friends leaving bro he's Indian
00:07:10oh man you know I can't tell the difference this cannot be that ignorant hey let's roll out man you
00:07:14know what I'm saying get some house I'm putting all this pressure on me to get this job but I
00:07:19think I got it bro
00:07:20right here we're gonna be Africans we're going to be African I promise you go find PeeWee
00:07:24that's your friend PeeWee hey be back
00:07:44Africa is in dire need of money right now my brother hasn't eaten
00:07:49in four days but he only ate on Thursdays his inside is now outside
00:07:58oh thank you my sister thank you very much
00:08:17can I get a hug oh yes we need help please help Africa my sister
00:08:27name is Africa yes thank you
00:08:30what will Jesus do Africa what do you want me my name is
00:08:38my name is
00:08:39my name is
00:08:39my name is
00:08:40drink and love
00:08:41yes
00:08:55really man
00:09:00You're not going to believe that I used to have a nice, strong, and powerful lover's back in my head.
00:09:08I'm killing him all of the time.
00:09:10Life is in my life.
00:09:14Our cats are special.
00:09:19Especially from the mother.
00:09:22I can't give you a little bit of a little bit.
00:09:36I really have to get back to that shit.
00:09:39To the shit.
00:09:39Yes, we must go.
00:09:48We are starving.
00:09:49I lost my legs because I had no food.
00:09:52I had no food.
00:09:58Africa needs you there.
00:09:59Oh, love.
00:10:01So much.
00:10:04Drop it back in the bag, man.
00:10:06Put it back in the bag, man.
00:10:07Put it in the bag, man.
00:10:11Black people never give back to the black people.
00:10:14This is the problem with America.
00:10:16Africa loves you.
00:10:17Please give to Africa.
00:10:19I know you.
00:10:20No, dude.
00:10:20You're not African.
00:10:21No, I am African.
00:10:22You are not African.
00:10:22Yo, I love it.
00:10:23You are good.
00:10:23I tell you, no.
00:10:25Hey!
00:10:25Hey!
00:10:26Hey!
00:10:26Hey!
00:10:26Hey!
00:10:26Hey!
00:10:27Hey!
00:10:27Hey!
00:10:27Hey!
00:10:27Hey!
00:10:29Hey!
00:10:29Hey!
00:10:36Hey!
00:10:43Hey!
00:10:45Hey!
00:10:54Hey!
00:10:55Hey, I wanna...
00:10:58What is Mount Vesuvius?
00:11:00Give me that.
00:11:00Oh snap!
00:11:01Give me my stuff.
00:11:02I don't want this.
00:11:04What the hell is this green stuff?
00:11:05That's Gorilla Light, okay?
00:11:07Gorilla Light?
00:11:08Yes.
00:11:09It's real healthy drink.
00:11:11Chlorophyll—naw, hell no.
00:11:12Chlorophyll drink.
00:11:12I'm not your age.
00:11:13You need to be drinking real healthy.
00:11:14I can't not drink that drink.
00:11:15Don't worry about my damn age.
00:11:16Last time I looked—I was a grown-ass woman, and I don't wanna drink no chlorophyll drink.
00:11:21Is this gonna make my shit green?
00:11:22No, Ma. It's not gonna make yourself green.
00:11:24Uh-huh, you know.
00:11:25As a matter of fact, check your blood sugar while you're at it.
00:11:27I'm not checking my blood sugar.
00:11:28I'm tired of this, child.
00:11:29Come on, you gotta do it every day.
00:11:31I ain't got to do it. Let me tell you what I got to do.
00:11:32I got to stay black, die, and pay taxes.
00:11:35And I'm gonna figure out how not to die and pay taxes, goddammit.
00:11:38And if I wanted to be pricked, I'd go get me some damn Viagra
00:11:41and walk my slap-happy ass down to the senior citizen center
00:11:44and let them prick me.
00:11:45How about that, buddy?
00:11:47Can you please check this blood sugar?
00:11:49Goddammit.
00:11:49All right, you check, I'll give you a lien.
00:11:50You know what, you about getting on my damn nerve.
00:11:53I'll check my blood sugar.
00:11:54I will check my blood sugar.
00:11:57Ow.
00:11:59You happy now?
00:12:011.58, 1.58.
00:12:03Now, can I have my lien back?
00:12:04No, drink that healthy juice right there.
00:12:05Goddammit, I ought to slap this upside your black ass head.
00:12:10Gorilla life.
00:12:12I'm telling you, yesterday when I came here,
00:12:14this park looked like, look.
00:12:17Hey, there's a white man right there.
00:12:18Hey, wait, that's the owner of that series.
00:12:20There's a white man that's a rich white man right there.
00:12:22OK.
00:12:22Well, that's not bad.
00:12:24That's not bad.
00:12:24We got one over here.
00:12:28Listen to me, I swear to you, yesterday when I came here,
00:12:31it looked like Orange County.
00:12:32It was like white people, as far as you can see.
00:12:34It looked like a Trump rally.
00:12:36So where they at now?
00:12:37Huh?
00:12:37Oh, no.
00:12:39Maybe they ain't up yet.
00:12:40What do you mean?
00:12:41White was the first to get up, man.
00:12:42They jogging at 6 a.m.
00:12:43Why are you wasting my time, man?
00:12:45I could be at home whacking off.
00:12:46And you know he take his whacking off seriously, man.
00:12:48If you don't drain that lizard, you know how you gack it.
00:12:50Why y'all yelling at me?
00:12:51I found the last park that lady gave us a buddy.
00:12:53Shoot, y'all ain't found nothing.
00:12:54Y'all keep yelling at me.
00:12:55Y'all find your own damn park.
00:12:58Sensitive.
00:12:59And then you're always over and yelling at me.
00:13:01Like it's my fault.
00:13:02And I ain't seen y'all do nothing.
00:13:14Your Highness, we are so pleased to have found you.
00:13:23Your Majesty, I am Dr. Zulu Zocoya, Devonur and Prestes.
00:13:29Pardon our intrusion, Your Majesty, but the King has died and the Oracle demands your presence.
00:13:39They got stars with them.
00:13:41These boys are good, man.
00:13:42Wait, wait, wait, look.
00:13:42See what I said?
00:13:43We got to set our game up, man.
00:13:44He got them gladiator boots on.
00:13:46He got them gladiator boots on.
00:13:47He got the air Jerusalem.
00:13:51Oh, man, listen, man.
00:13:53Obviously, y'all take this a little way too serious than we are.
00:13:55But y'all can have this park.
00:13:56Ain't no white people here anyway.
00:13:58Boy, that boy got them butt-up shoes.
00:13:59It's killing me, though.
00:14:01The second half coming down, nigga.
00:14:02No, no, nigga.
00:14:02Look at that boy!
00:14:03We need you for the second half.
00:14:04No!
00:14:21Turn crappy music off.
00:14:26Hey, Sebastian, you don't run away from me.
00:14:32I tell you not to mess with me, but you don't listen, huh?
00:14:37Vladimir, you know what to do.
00:14:40Hey, hey, hello!
00:14:41Are you okay, Your Majesty?
00:14:44Who?
00:14:49Yeah, that's those nutcases that keep saying I'm their king.
00:14:55I know this woman.
00:14:56I see her on television.
00:14:58She says she come to America to bring king back to Africa.
00:15:02Take that girl away from my king.
00:15:05If you don't, I will have no other choice but to use divine African force.
00:15:11What are you waiting for?
00:15:13Not a good idea.
00:15:14Shoot them!
00:15:20I warned you.
00:15:25I warned you.
00:15:29This is ultimate cock plug.
00:15:33This is not a time or place for something like this.
00:15:36You may not accept the decision of the Oracle, but it is my place to enforce it.
00:15:55I see you have messed with the spirit related to the United States of Africa, and now you are happy
00:16:01about it?
00:16:03What?
00:16:04Birth defect.
00:16:05I heard that before.
00:16:06It's not funny!
00:16:07Just do...
00:16:09Did you push...
00:16:10For a couple years?
00:16:13What?
00:16:13He said he will fucking...
00:16:16Kill you, bitch.
00:16:19Motherfucker.
00:16:19Whoa!
00:16:20You just spoke Russian?
00:16:22Man, you gotta be CIA because I don't know no black person in the world that speak Russian.
00:16:26The Oracle is divine and can speak any language through the priestess.
00:16:33Would you like them to shoot their...
00:16:36Hmm...
00:16:36All right, let me think about it for a second.
00:16:39The power of the Oracle must not be toyed with.
00:16:44What do you desire, Mikey?
00:16:46You know what?
00:16:47Let him go.
00:16:56Come.
00:16:57I'll do you a favor.
00:17:09Why are you doing this to me?
00:17:11You're welcome.
00:17:15Why'd she hit me?
00:17:19Your face.
00:17:21It is okay.
00:17:23There's no stupid smile.
00:17:26No more Tourette.
00:17:29You cured me.
00:17:33No, Eddie just came back!
00:17:35No.
00:17:36This is happy joy face.
00:17:39Stop smiling.
00:17:42Now smile again.
00:17:43I'm cured.
00:17:51I owe you like the Stark.
00:17:55Like the Lannisters you need.
00:18:00Wait.
00:18:01Come back.
00:18:12No.
00:18:14Let's go.
00:18:20It's amazing.
00:18:21Had the Russians running out here like that.
00:18:23I didn't know what happened to him, man.
00:18:25You talking about some Lannisters?
00:18:26Game of Thrones?
00:18:27I didn't know y'all watched that in Africa?
00:18:28I thought y'all lived the trees and shit.
00:18:30Oh, yes.
00:18:32Even the American ambassador lives on one of the tallest trees.
00:18:36Right next to the British ambassador.
00:18:38Oh, even the French and the Chinese, they live on big hiraku trees.
00:18:41I get it, I get it, I get it.
00:18:43Like, no, for real though, man.
00:18:44Like, y'all said like I'm some kind of king or some shit.
00:18:46Like, is a nigga a real king?
00:18:48The Oracle never lies, Your Majesty.
00:18:50And that, he just paid that debt like it wasn't nothing.
00:18:53Yeah, that dude, $10,000.
00:18:55Man, $5,000 out of it straight.
00:18:57You know what I'm saying?
00:18:58Like...
00:18:58Whatever you wish, Your Majesty.
00:19:00Oh, shit.
00:19:01In that case, you're giving brother like $10,000, man.
00:19:03Your wish is our command.
00:19:05What?
00:19:06Damn!
00:19:08$10,000, $5,000.
00:19:10Oh, smack!
00:19:11You mind if I hold on to that?
00:19:12Your wish is our command.
00:19:15Yeah, whoa.
00:19:17Hold up.
00:19:18This ain't no set up, is it?
00:19:20Come on, brothers just don't be handing people a whole bunch of money like that.
00:19:24Where the cameras at?
00:19:26I know some cameras are here somewhere.
00:19:28Come on, man, I know I'm being punk.
00:19:30Look, if I'm being punk, just come on out right now.
00:19:33Come on, man.
00:19:36Man, this is all right.
00:19:37So look, I'm just gonna pay a couple bills.
00:19:39As y'all can see on the cameras, they're just handing me this voluntarily.
00:19:42It's all good.
00:19:43I'm the king, I think.
00:19:45Right?
00:19:47All right, we just...
00:19:48You know what?
00:19:48I'm just gonna count this out to the crib.
00:19:50Just wait for me real quick.
00:19:51I'll be right back.
00:19:53And then I'll be right back.
00:19:55Don't go nowhere.
00:19:55Just wait right there.
00:19:56I ain't going nowhere.
00:19:59Let's go get some gas.
00:20:02All right, make sure the rushes are gone.
00:20:05All right, make sure the rushes are gone.
00:20:13Oh, hey guys.
00:20:25Oh, boy, I'm just right.
00:20:26This is...
00:20:28This is fascinating.
00:20:29You realize that this has not been seen since the 1870s?
00:20:33The priestess makes her first appearance in Egypt, 300 BC.
00:20:38She saves the pharaoh and most of the ruling dynasty by getting them out of the country before
00:20:44Alexander the Great can invade it with his armies.
00:20:48She guides them through the Sahara Desert into West Africa.
00:20:51She helps them rebuild the kingdom on the banks of the Niger River.
00:20:56They enjoy a thousand years of peace and prosperity.
00:21:00Though that's interrupted by the Portuguese and the Spaniards when they invade West Africa.
00:21:06And once again, she appears to save the royal dynasty.
00:21:11She leads them from the Niger River across the Atlantic Ocean over to Virginia.
00:21:16In 1619, they were the first to establish 12 colonies in the Americas before the pilgrims arrived.
00:21:251619, you know what that does to our history?
00:21:28But soon after they do arrive, the pilgrims and explorers, and in this case, she's responsible for saving them from
00:21:35starvation and death because of the harsh winter.
00:21:38That same harsh winter in 1620 in Europe killed tens of thousands of people.
00:21:43She establishes a 13th colony for the pilgrims.
00:21:47Look at this.
00:21:48She drafts a constitution giving equal rights to all citizens of all 13 colonies.
00:21:54Look at this.
00:21:57Manhattan Island becomes the capital of the United Colonies.
00:22:021776, she reveals a secret plot to betray her and kill the leaders of the 12 African colonies.
00:22:08She's forbidden, however, to do evil or see evil.
00:22:11She invites all the leaders of all 13 colonies to a dinner.
00:22:15She recognizes that there's someone in the dinner with her that is going to betray her and the 12 colonies.
00:22:20She'll depart after the night, she'll return after 400 years, and she'll take a king from amongst their descendants back
00:22:28to Africa to rebuild the kingdom.
00:22:31This is the year that is going to happen.
00:22:34This is just amazing.
00:22:38You told me what you did.
00:22:40What is it?
00:22:41How are you saying that?
00:22:44Everybody, she want to know what I do for a living.
00:22:47I'm king!
00:22:48Yeah, baby!
00:22:49I love kings!
00:22:51Me too.
00:22:52Sorry, sweetie.
00:22:56So, you're awful, and kings.
00:22:58How do you know this?
00:23:00Real rich.
00:23:03That's probably the shrooms
00:23:07Okay
00:23:09Okay
00:23:12We um
00:23:15Boom
00:23:20Your majesty
00:23:24Y'all don't let up do y'all
00:23:25A king stands while you sit
00:23:30On your feet you have raised commoners in the presence of the king
00:23:37Told y'all I was king
00:23:39They work for me
00:23:41These boys is good
00:23:43I told you they was gonna find us
00:23:45I told them y'all was gonna find us
00:23:47All this was set up for y'all to find us
00:23:48Because I knew that y'all was the real deal
00:23:51But how the hell did y'all find us
00:23:53The Oracle leads
00:23:55We follow
00:23:56Damn I gotta get that
00:23:57Hey man keep your mouth closed man
00:23:59This is classified
00:24:00Alright top secret stuff
00:24:02Alright ladies
00:24:05On behalf of homeland security
00:24:06Y'all need to get out
00:24:07This is some real king stuff we gotta talk about
00:24:08And y'all can't be here
00:24:10Yeah keep your damn mouth closed
00:24:12Alright this is king shit
00:24:14King talk
00:24:21Now for real how did y'all find me
00:24:23The Oracle shows us your location your highness
00:24:26Every time
00:24:28Every time
00:24:29You mean even one of them
00:24:30Yes
00:24:30Oh damn
00:24:33About that your majesty
00:24:34But you know I got my grandma
00:24:36Not to worry we have already taken care of that
00:24:38She's the most prestigious adult living with 24 hour nurse care
00:24:42She sends her regards with many bad words
00:24:45Yeah that's great
00:24:46Alright but what about my homies though
00:24:49You know I can't go nowhere without my homies
00:24:50We come as a package
00:24:51Ride or die
00:24:52You might as well kill us
00:24:56This is how you do it baby
00:24:57Look look look you can't adjust for the magazine bro
00:25:00What do you do I'm doing
00:25:01Do you do it
00:25:03I'm doing like Leroy Trump
00:25:07Here you go baby let me have another one
00:25:09Yeah I'll give you a tip when we get back there alright
00:25:12You know I ain't got no damn word boy
00:25:16Buffalo soldier
00:25:28Hey, man, don't try to say it because you're not really a singer.
00:25:32So let us do that.
00:25:33Hey, man, you need no time.
00:25:34I'll say music.
00:25:35You know what, man?
00:25:36Give me more.
00:25:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:38Give me more.
00:25:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:40Give me more.
00:25:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:42Give me more.
00:25:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:46They give you a night.
00:25:48Making your life.
00:25:50Keeping your melody nice.
00:25:53Champion.
00:25:54I'll be your champion.
00:25:56It's time to come.
00:25:58I'm getting my dummy of all.
00:26:02Africa.
00:26:05That's it.
00:26:06That's it.
00:26:06That's it.
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:21I got robbed.
00:26:24Somebody needs to go out there and make sure you cool.
00:26:25Come on, man.
00:26:26You need to go do it.
00:26:27Yeah, Charles.
00:26:27You ain't afraid of nothing, man.
00:26:28You shouldn't know I ain't going.
00:26:29What do you mean you ain't going?
00:26:30Come over here.
00:26:31You ain't going to sit on the plane.
00:26:31Get your ass out there talking to the people so we make sure that the king is OK.
00:26:34You the strongest one.
00:26:35Man, Charles, you a genius.
00:26:36Look at me.
00:26:36Look at me.
00:26:37Look at me.
00:26:38You the man.
00:26:40Man.
00:26:40That's what I'm saying.
00:26:41I'm going to do this, nigga.
00:26:42You know what I'm saying?
00:26:42I'm going to do this, nigga.
00:26:44I'm going to do this, nigga.
00:26:45Do it, baby.
00:26:45Do it.
00:26:46Do it, nigga.
00:26:47Do it.
00:26:48I like a step out to eat his ass.
00:26:50Eat his ass for sure.
00:26:51Come on!
00:26:58Come on!
00:27:05Come on!
00:27:06And there and go!
00:27:10Who's gonna do this, nigga?
00:27:11Well done!
00:27:13Come on!
00:27:15Come on!
00:27:16Come on!
00:27:17Come on!
00:27:18Come on!
00:27:18Come on!
00:27:19Come on!
00:27:19Come on!
00:27:21Come on!
00:27:23Uh-oh, now he dancing.
00:27:25Oh, it's Matty.
00:27:26Oh, that's probably what they make you do.
00:27:27They probably make you dance right before they boil your head.
00:27:29I think it's hot.
00:27:30I think he's hot.
00:27:34Look, they dancing with him, though.
00:27:36Okay, I think we good.
00:27:37Let's see.
00:27:38We'll give him five minutes.
00:27:39No, they really dancing with him.
00:27:39Oh, no, look like they sneaking and surrounding him to me.
00:27:46See what I'm saying?
00:27:46Look at this, man.
00:27:47I want to go out there.
00:27:49Man, he having fun, man.
00:27:50What are we doing here?
00:27:50Okay.
00:27:51All right.
00:27:51Come on, man, let's go.
00:27:52They're going to eat him.
00:27:52They're going to eat him by now.
00:27:53Let's go.
00:28:15We'll be right here.
00:28:40Oh, I see this places.
00:29:00Oh, I see this place.
00:29:16Oh, I see this place.
00:29:19Oh, I see this place.
00:29:30I don't want to see you with a hand that much.
00:29:32These are the princesses of the royal families of Africa, you must.
00:29:36There are eight of them that you can keep to maintain your chambers
00:29:39and one of them that you can make you free.
00:29:42Eight.
00:29:43So who those are, my royal mothers?
00:29:45Oh, no.
00:29:46These are the wives of the former king that you now inherit.
00:29:55I can't hear it.
00:29:57Let me talk to you.
00:30:01Nigga, is you crazy?
00:30:02Man, I can't be with no old-ass shrimp with a woman.
00:30:05No, Your Majesty.
00:30:07You are to inherit them all and also be a husband if you get my dream.
00:30:12Man, that shit ain't drifting.
00:30:13Who is that?
00:30:16Uh, no, Your Majesty.
00:30:20She is not of royal blood, Your Majesty.
00:30:23I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I'm late.
00:30:25Is that an American accent that I'm hearing?
00:30:27Yes.
00:30:28Man, what are you doing out here in this jungle?
00:30:30You call this the jungle?
00:30:32Not like that.
00:30:33I'm just saying.
00:30:34You don't find women this beautiful in Africa.
00:30:36Have you ever been to Africa?
00:30:37Well, you know, it don't get no black in the meat, baby.
00:30:39That's sweet.
00:30:40That berry gets real sweet around this thing.
00:30:42I'll get it back later.
00:30:44Oh, by the way, what's your name?
00:30:45KK, Your Majesty.
00:30:46Oh, KK, I like the sound of that.
00:30:49Me and you gonna be all KK.
00:30:54What did they find him?
00:30:58He wants what he was doing with him.
00:31:01Seriously?
00:31:04What does he want?
00:31:05The oracle has spoken.
00:31:07We have a king.
00:31:08A king we know nothing about.
00:31:10Besides, he does not have the royal pendant.
00:31:12I have mine.
00:31:13No African king has ever been crowned without one.
00:31:17I move that we wait a couple of weeks to be really sure of what the oracle is saying.
00:31:26The council of chiefs has decided to move your coronation up by two weeks.
00:31:30Man, I knew this was a scam, man.
00:31:32Look, fellas.
00:31:33Your Majesty, can I make you, like you Americans say, a deal?
00:31:38Ha, ha, ha, yes, a deal.
00:31:39Now, I'll bet that.
00:31:41Suppose we request the oracle to convince and prove to you within two weeks.
00:31:47If in two weeks you are not entirely satisfied, then we will pay you handsomely and take you back to
00:31:54America.
00:31:58We need this contract signed ASAP, mate.
00:32:01You have my word.
00:32:02As what?
00:32:03You told us you were next in line for the throne.
00:32:05I am.
00:32:06Who is this clan?
00:32:06Yes, where do you come from?
00:32:08He was approached by Dr. Zulu-Zaquaya, a neurosurgeon who abandoned her practice after being summoned by the oracle to
00:32:14become a high priestess.
00:32:15She told him that he was chosen to be the new king.
00:32:18So, it's a con woman and some idiot from Compton.
00:32:21No American is going to take my place.
00:32:23Goody, what exactly does that mean?
00:32:25Just give me some days and I'll make sure there's the reason why we can't have that homie as our
00:32:29king.
00:32:29We've given you a bucket lot of money.
00:32:31Yeah, and you being a terrible boy.
00:32:33Terrible boy.
00:32:34If we were to suddenly ask for it all back.
00:32:36I need this more than you, Mr. Wonka.
00:32:39Relax.
00:32:41I won't let you down.
00:32:43I'll take care of all of you.
00:32:46It's...
00:32:47Wank-ay.
00:32:50Wank-ay.
00:32:52Like allé, manger, porter.
00:32:55You fou-kay?
00:32:57Everything we think we know about history has been an elaborate cover-up.
00:33:04These documents go all the way back to ancient Egypt, 300 B.C.
00:33:08When this priestess mysteriously appeared, she saved the royal dynasty from Alexander the Great's invasion.
00:33:18She took them through the Libyan desert to West Africa, or what we know as Timbuktu.
00:33:24And she helps the royal dynasty rebuild their kingdom on the Niger River.
00:33:29And for about 1,000 years, there's peace and prosperity, until the Portuguese and the Spaniards invade.
00:33:38Again, she mysteriously appears, and she takes them through the Niger River, cross the Atlantic Ocean to Virginia.
00:33:45All before we thought Africans first arrived.
00:33:49So, this is 1618.
00:33:52The priestess helps the royal dynasty establish 12 colonies, first in Virginia.
00:34:00And, again, there's peace and prosperity until the Europeans arrive.
00:34:04And with the arrival of the Europeans, the priestess helps them establish a 13th colony, specifically for pilgrims.
00:34:14And she helps them get through that winter of 1620.
00:34:19She also helps them draft the constitution, granting equal rights to all the citizens of these colonies.
00:34:25They establish Manhattan Island as the capital of these united colonies.
00:34:29And, again, there's peace and prosperity until 1776, the Founding Fathers' plot to kill and betray the priestess.
00:34:40She learns about this plot, so she hosts a stand with the 12 leaders of the African colonies and the
00:34:4713th colony of Europeans.
00:34:50And it's there at this feast that she lets them know that she knows that someone here will betray her,
00:34:59like Judas or Jesus.
00:35:01And she explains that because she can't see or hear evil, that she will be leaving.
00:35:08But she also prophesies that she'll return after 400 years to take back an African king, back to the homeland,
00:35:17to rebuild the kingdom.
00:35:19The next night, the American revolutionaries start a great fire.
00:35:24And they kill the African leaders.
00:35:26They take over the 13 colonies.
00:35:28They enslave the Africans and they strip them of all of their rights.
00:35:33And, fortunately, it's then that a new government is organized and call themselves the Society of Friends.
00:35:41And they continue to spread the prophecy of the priestess.
00:35:45They oppose the slavery of these Africans it's building in the newly established American colonies.
00:35:53They commission a marble sculpture of the priestess and they write the prophecy on it.
00:36:00Now, flash forward to the American Civil War, 1861.
00:36:05They give this statue to President Lincoln.
00:36:07And it's because of this statue that he signs the Emancipation Proclamation, abolishing slavery, essentially ending the Civil War.
00:36:16But, of course, as we know, Lincoln's assassinated.
00:36:20And the new President, Andrew Johnson, signs an executive order to keep all information on the priestess as classified and
00:36:29secret.
00:36:30He hides a statue in the Metropolitan Museum, but a small faction of the Republicans that control Congress
00:36:37also happen to be made up of members of the Society of Friends.
00:36:41They impeach Andrew Johnson and flash forward all the way to 2020.
00:36:47The priestess has returned.
00:36:48They've fulfilled her prophecy 400 years later.
00:36:51And she's come to take back an African king to rebuild the kingdom.
00:36:59Oh, yeah.
00:37:00Oh, yeah.
00:37:03Oh, yeah.
00:37:07nawetWhat have I done to deserve this?
00:37:10Oh, this is my beautiful life.
00:37:13Oh, yeah.
00:37:15Oh, yeah.
00:37:15Oh, yeah.
00:37:15Oh, yeah.
00:37:17Oh, yeah.
00:37:17Girl, I mean all we choose.
00:37:18I can't just make it.
00:37:19Well, it ain't my sexy little library.
00:37:21Good afternoon, Your Majesty.
00:37:24Have a seat, man.
00:37:27What's up, Shawty?
00:37:29We're used to being called by our names, Your Majesty.
00:37:32Marcus Garvey once said,
00:37:34if you have no confidence in self,
00:37:37then you're twice defeated in the race of life.
00:37:39Are you trying to kick knowledge to a nigga?
00:37:41It is a slave's mentality,
00:37:43and we must emancipate ourselves from it.
00:37:46Bob Marley.
00:37:47I don't hate me so much.
00:37:49I don't hate you.
00:37:50I hate the system.
00:37:52What system?
00:37:53The system that forces you on us as our king.
00:37:56The system that decides who's pure and who isn't.
00:38:00If it was up to you, would I be here?
00:38:03I'm gonna sleep now, Your Majesty.
00:38:06Have dinner.
00:38:08No, she cannot.
00:38:09Please, let's talk outside.
00:38:13She is not royalty.
00:38:17Royalty?
00:38:18All of a sudden it matters?
00:38:20I'm royalty now?
00:38:23You used to be power, bruh.
00:38:26I'm power now.
00:38:28Been here all this time?
00:38:31Dreaming, wishing you could have it?
00:38:33Come on, man. Just let it go.
00:38:35I got this.
00:38:39No!
00:38:46Black! Black! Black it like it's hot!
00:38:48Black! Black! Black! Black!
00:39:11Black it like it's hot!
00:39:15Ooh-ooh!
00:39:18NBC3!!!
00:39:22It goes!
00:39:26It goes!
00:39:43It goes!
00:39:46I just wanna...
00:39:48Oh, my God.
00:39:50What is this?
00:39:51Oh, my God.
00:39:51Wahab, and you are their mother.
00:39:54What type of ass...
00:39:55I mean, what type of mother
00:39:57lays out with her daughters like this?
00:39:59The kind that wants a tan.
00:40:01Not the point.
00:40:02Okay, okay, what is it with Africans in bikinis?
00:40:04I've seen National Geographic.
00:40:06You guys are okay with bear titties hanging everywhere,
00:40:08but a bikini...
00:40:08That is different.
00:40:09You are seeing watooses and pygmies
00:40:12in the middle of the jungle.
00:40:14Do you go shopping in Africa
00:40:16and go, oh, look, there are some titties?
00:40:18No, you do not.
00:40:19Maybe you would be in a better mood if we did.
00:40:21Your daughter will stand trial for her insolence,
00:40:25and that is that.
00:40:26You know what, maybe we should give him a show.
00:40:28Oh, Wahab, no, no, I cannot.
00:40:30I cannot.
00:40:31I cannot.
00:40:32We don't have to take this mother back, but...
00:40:35What we want is to keep them apart.
00:40:37If we make punishment an issue,
00:40:39it will become an issue.
00:40:40I am convinced the young lady has gotten the message.
00:40:43To the contrary, she must be punished.
00:40:45She is but a little girl.
00:40:47A little girl?
00:40:48With the mind of an old woman,
00:40:50do not underestimate her.
00:40:53Welcome to the proceedings of the royal court,
00:40:56where matters regarding the king,
00:40:59his family, and estate
00:41:00are handled exclusively.
00:41:09Oh, damn.
00:41:12I don't mean to really crash the party and all that,
00:41:14but no, no, have a seat.
00:41:16You can stay there.
00:41:17What's up, shorty?
00:41:18Can you call a little kiss on the cheek real quick?
00:41:23Don't worry, we got plenty of time for all that.
00:41:25Your shorty is on trial.
00:41:30She called you a gone-totting,
00:41:33drug-dealing, low-life from America.
00:41:39She did nothing wrong.
00:41:42Everything she said is true.
00:41:43Let her be.
00:41:46So you're free to go.
00:41:49Go ahead.
00:42:03What did you do, man?
00:42:05I stole a tuba.
00:42:08My ailing mother and I have had nothing to eat for three days.
00:42:12This man has done nothing wrong.
00:42:14He's just hungry.
00:42:17Immoral acts.
00:42:18What did you do?
00:42:20I featured in a music video that I...
00:42:23I gave a guy a hug that wasn't even promising,
00:42:28and...
00:42:29They said I should be punished.
00:42:34We got no question to ask them all
00:42:37If not you and I
00:42:39No one will say this
00:42:41We're hustling and struggling
00:42:42Nobody cares
00:42:44The situation's critical
00:42:46And nobody's end
00:42:47They're watching us still
00:42:48Cause they're getting up our hands
00:42:50And we're dying out smiling
00:42:54We got no question to ask them all
00:42:58We're dying out smiling
00:43:00We got no power to fight them all
00:43:04We got no power to fight them all
00:43:16I need you to teach me the ways of the people
00:43:18I'm just a girl, your majesty the chiefs
00:43:20Just help me to see it the way you see it
00:43:23Your majesty?
00:43:24You don't even have to call me majesty
00:43:26Listen, I understand that you may not agree that I'm your king
00:43:29But it's fine
00:43:30But you are king
00:43:31You've shown us all today
00:43:33Listen, I'm not who you think I am
00:43:59The king is here!
00:44:00What's up, man?
00:44:02Hey!
00:44:04What's up, Shorty?
00:44:06Is that PCB?
00:44:07We're trying to block all the people from coming in here?
00:44:11Is that the high priestess?
00:44:12Priestess, what are you doing in the club, priestess?
00:44:14This is so boring in here.
00:44:15What kind of party are you guys being all about?
00:44:16See, this is only for royalty and the diplomats.
00:44:20Listen, this is my kingdom.
00:44:21It cannot be boring.
00:44:22It's got to be popping.
00:44:25Come on, man.
00:44:26Let's get this party started.
00:44:27Come on, man.
00:44:29Let's get this party started.
00:44:30Come on.
00:44:30Come on.
00:44:30Come on.
00:44:30Come on.
00:44:30Come on.
00:44:47The French fetish Daniels never portion of the region and country .
00:44:52We'll be in Africa, with the .
00:45:06Oh
00:45:32Oh
00:46:04Oh
00:46:46Oh
00:46:49Oh
00:46:50Oh
00:46:50Oh
00:46:53Oh
00:46:53Oh
00:47:02Oh
00:47:10So as long as we can strike deals with them that do not put us in an unfavorable position then
00:47:16we are good all right
00:47:17Give me give me one second give me one second
00:47:22Yo man what's up man I mean we came over here for a purpose and now it seems like your
00:47:26purpose ain't our purpose
00:47:27Tell me see where you either with that girl or with these chiefs or whatever come on, man
00:47:32I gotta understand me now. I'm trying to make good decisions for the people here. Who are you Marcus?
00:47:36This is fake you know don't say that word no more man. We don't use words like niggas out here
00:47:41man. Who are you man?
00:47:43I'm the same person. I ain't changed
00:47:45Nigga you changed. Come on, man. You ain't the same, bro
00:47:54So let me ask you so if we decide to partner up with these oil companies
00:47:58They're giving us a lot of money for every man woman and child. Yes, your majesty, but I was hoping
00:48:03We could develop the land
00:48:05What's more important skyscrapers and pavements or food and water for the people food and water for the people?
00:48:11Did you know that 25 billion dollars can eradicate poverty?
00:48:16Let's say we take every drone and every bomb and convert it into fish and bread for the people
00:48:23Where's Kiki?
00:48:24Your majesty that is absurd to have a girl in meetings about affairs of state
00:48:30How do you expect our youth to grow into development our own country if we don't teach them now?
00:48:35It's only in Africa where a president can be in office 50 years
00:48:38Only in Africa
00:48:41Hugo! Eric!
00:48:43Hugo! Eric!
00:48:44Hugo! Eric!
00:49:04On behalf of the king, we welcome you to our land
00:49:09Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Wanker
00:49:13On behalf of the king, we welcome you to our land
00:49:14Thank you, it's uh...
00:49:15We welcome you to our land
00:49:16So thank you, it's actually Dutch
00:49:18But apart from that
00:49:22Myself and Douglas
00:49:24Completely agree
00:49:25That our notion here today
00:49:28Is that everything that we put forward and suggest
00:49:33Is for the benefit
00:49:36Of the people of this great nation and its chiefs
00:49:40Thank you
00:49:41Your...
00:49:42Majesty
00:49:43If you ask me, I'll say do this
00:49:47With my position, I'll support however I can
00:49:49I do not need anything
00:49:50It's okay, I don't want anything from them
00:49:52Why haven't you pointed out how the people will benefit directly?
00:49:57How about the land that can no longer be farmed on?
00:50:01Or the waters that no longer can harbor fish due to toxic waste from the oil?
00:50:05Your majesty
00:50:05Mr. Wanker
00:50:06It's Wanker
00:50:07She has a great point
00:50:10Well, we would seriously give some consideration to implementing some of these changes
00:50:15But I think that what we need is a primary conciliation before we make secondary concessions
00:50:25And I'd just like to point out that you and all of your council would be considered founder members
00:50:33Which entitles you to a golden handshake, as it were
00:50:36Sort of what they used to call Dash
00:50:38You see, how we look at it is that if we look after the chiefs
00:50:43There's a sort of trickle-down effect
00:50:44Last night I actually took a look at that proposal you gave me
00:50:48You know, I'll be reading sometimes, you know what I'm saying
00:50:50But that looked exactly like the same proposal that y'all just offered my neighbouring country
00:50:56And you know what's so funny?
00:50:59I studied that same exact contract when I was in college
00:51:02It's a joint venture, right?
00:51:03That's right, your majesty
00:51:05Y'all get 45%
00:51:07We get 55%
00:51:10Sounds really good, but the only problem with that is
00:51:12Y'all 45% is on the gross
00:51:14And ours is on the net
00:51:16What's up with that?
00:51:17The exploration of exploitation has to be born
00:51:21By who?
00:51:22If y'all bearing all the costs
00:51:25Why are y'all deducting before y'all give us our shit?
00:51:27Well, it's sort of par for the course
00:51:30Uh, we wouldn't share the profits until we've paid for costing
00:51:35It's...
00:51:36It's like, um, um, operational expenses
00:51:39How do we know what you're spending is operational cost?
00:51:45You actually came here in a private jet
00:51:48And I know you got kids
00:51:49I mean, tuition's ain't cheap
00:51:51And you got damn with that suit
00:51:54I see you know the fool, that's like 5,000 plus
00:51:56Who's to say that you won't take those luxuries
00:51:59And make them a part of your operational costs?
00:52:02Can I just say, Your Majesty
00:52:05That there will be a certain amount of operational expenses
00:52:11Eligible for yourself
00:52:13And all of your chiefs prior to us assessing
00:52:17Whether we're going to profit
00:52:19Sounds like a bribe
00:52:20Sort of par for the course
00:52:22How about...
00:52:25I just hire you guys for exploration
00:52:28Because there's a lot of oil companies out here
00:52:30That'll be very, very glad to be paid
00:52:32Just for taking on the bidding
00:52:34Like the Chinese
00:52:37Most of the Chinese
00:52:44All right, you two
00:52:47Tell me exactly what the heck is going on
00:52:50Well, Mr. Vice President
00:52:52Let's start first
00:52:54Sabia, in classic Greek
00:52:56Means prophetess
00:52:58Or priestess
00:53:00Now in Greek mythology
00:53:01It was said that a priestess
00:53:04Saved the Pharaoh of Egypt
00:53:06Along with a substantial portion of the ruling dynasty
00:53:09When Alexander the Great's armies invaded Egypt
00:53:12And she did this
00:53:13By leading them across the Sahara
00:53:16To the forested areas of West Africa
00:53:18What does this have to do with U.S. national security?
00:53:22Huh?
00:53:23Well, sir, it doesn't
00:53:25In a way it does
00:53:27So, according to this prophecy
00:53:30The mythology
00:53:31Is that the oracle has been to the U.S. before
00:53:34To the colony of Virginia
00:53:36Before this country was founded
00:53:38Now, the oracle is a divine spirit
00:53:41Who guides through the priestess
00:53:44They're one and the same
00:53:45And the priestess, in 1619
00:53:48Led the royal family
00:53:50Out of West Africa
00:53:51Across the Niger River
00:53:52Across the Atlantic Ocean
00:53:54And to the colony of Virginia
00:53:57In order to escape the invasion of West Africa
00:54:00By the Portuguese and Spanish during the slave riots
00:54:04Greece, Africa, Virginia
00:54:08Fake news
00:54:10That's what I'm getting
00:54:11This sounds like other stories, fairytales
00:54:14You know what I need for me, too?
00:54:15I need proof
00:54:16Where's the proof?
00:54:17Alright, Mr. Vice President
00:54:19Let's start here, a little closer to home
00:54:21The Society of Friends
00:54:23That was the beginning of the abolitionist movement
00:54:26Here in the United States
00:54:27Now, they were founded in 1776
00:54:31In reaction to when the oracle and the prophecy
00:54:35Was omitted from the draft of the American Constitution
00:54:39Of the same Society of Friends
00:54:41Several decades later
00:54:43They commission a statue of civility
00:54:46And when it's finished
00:54:47They ship it to Washington, D.C.
00:54:49And they give it to President Lincoln
00:54:51As a gift
00:54:53Sparked the Emancipation Proclamation
00:54:55And subsequently the Civil War
00:54:58After the assassination of President Lincoln
00:55:01President Johnson sent the sculpture to New York
00:55:03And signed an executive order
00:55:04To classify all documents and records
00:55:07Of the oracle and the priestess
00:55:09As well as the prophecy
00:55:10Those records have been sealed since 1870
00:55:13Look, I can't take this fairytale to the president
00:55:16Okay, I need evidence
00:55:18I need concrete proof
00:55:20Where is the proof?
00:55:22The proof is in the base of the statue
00:55:25In the marble is chiseled
00:55:27Sebelius' prophecy
00:55:30Anything else?
00:55:31What was the prophecy?
00:55:33Hmm?
00:55:34Prophecy was that she would return in 400 years
00:55:37And when was this 400 years?
00:55:39This year, sir
00:55:40The year 2020
00:55:43Well, I need to see this prophecy for myself
00:55:47I'm not going to take anything to the president
00:55:49It's not concrete
00:55:50And if you say that it's in marble
00:55:52I want to see it in marble
00:55:53Where is it again?
00:55:55We understand that the statue is in the basement
00:55:57Of the Metropolitan Museum in New York
00:56:00All right
00:56:01Well, that's where I'll be
00:56:04I'm going to be there in an hour
00:56:05Thank you
00:56:09This nigga crazy
00:56:10I think he really think his kingdom came
00:56:12Acting like he really
00:56:13Mark-ass Garvey
00:56:15Shit, this nigga, I mean, he a fool, man
00:56:17Come on, we came out here to have a good time
00:56:19And this fool want to, want to rule the kingdom
00:56:21Shit, got giraffes and shit
00:56:22We know your real name
00:56:24Sebastian, your name ain't no name
00:56:26I'm an Akon
00:56:26Ash yeah, it's the best
00:56:28Yeah
00:56:29You got these motherfucking fools
00:56:31You ain't got us, fool
00:56:32Tell your guards that
00:56:34Let's get right here before the guards come
00:56:35Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:56:36Oh shit, let's go
00:56:39Shhh, put that shit up, man
00:56:40Put it out
00:56:53Let's go
00:57:05Let's go
00:57:09Is it good?
00:57:10Oh, it's better than good, mate
00:57:11You're not going to believe this
00:57:15Well, well
00:57:16Huh
00:57:16Straight A student, scholarship all the way to postgrad at UCLA
00:57:20Goldman Sachs
00:57:21Until he went to prison
00:57:22After he got out, no one would hire an ex-con
00:57:24So he resorted to this
00:57:27Name's Sebastian
00:57:29Why, how does he come up with Akon?
00:57:32Wanker
00:57:33It's Wanker
00:57:34No, I mean this prick
00:57:35No, just look at him
00:57:37Well, it's not him
00:57:41He's pretending to be someone else
00:57:44All we need to do is threaten to expose his scam
00:57:47If the locals found out the truth, they'd probably ease him
00:57:51Phone that horse-hair-waving buffoon, Chief Watts' name
00:57:54And tell him we're about to make him a king
00:57:57I'm on it
00:58:04Wanker
00:58:04Hey
00:58:06Tosser
00:58:09Yee-hee
00:58:19Fantastic, Mr. Wanker
00:58:21Fine, fine, Mr. Wanker
00:58:24Good news
00:58:25Good news
00:58:26I'm really happy about this
00:58:53I am the king, but if you knew what I was going to tell you, you wouldn't call me that
00:58:57You've told us all you've been locked up for being a drug dealer
00:59:01I am not a drug dealer
00:59:02Okay?
00:59:03I had four joints that I was holding for friends at a party
00:59:07For four joints?
00:59:09As delicate as those little fingers
00:59:10But listen, that's beside the point
00:59:12Your Majesty, this is important
00:59:16Yo
00:59:18My nigga
00:59:20My nigga, I need to holla at you
00:59:21Yo, what'd I tell you about that word, man? Why you still using it?
00:59:24Come on, man
00:59:26Your Majesty, I need to talk to you
00:59:29All right, well talk to me, tell me what you gotta tell me
00:59:31I can't
00:59:32What do you mean you can't? Of course you can
00:59:33I just said to tell me what I-
00:59:35Dude, I'm just tired of hiding shit
00:59:37Yeah?
00:59:37Yeah!
00:59:37Yeah?
00:59:40What's this, man?
00:59:44I just saw them, and they asked me to confirm all this, and I couldn't lie
00:59:48Your Majesty
00:59:49Later, man
00:59:51Your Majesty
00:59:52Later!
00:59:54Just, just leave me for a minute
00:59:57Leave!
01:00:04Your Majesty, Your Highness, King, King, King Sebastian, isn't it?
01:00:09Look, look, look, look
01:00:10Isn't that ironic?
01:00:11I can explain
01:00:11He was a Roman saint bludgeoned to death in the Senate in front of his own Emperor
01:00:16That's apt, isn't it?
01:00:17Now, I'm sure you can explain, I'm all ears
01:00:20So is the population and half of the UN
01:00:23Now, we have adjusted our offer
01:00:25As you requested
01:00:26It now includes
01:00:27A first-class plane ticket
01:00:29A passport
01:00:30And a very generous compensation package upon signature
01:00:35Now, we withhold this information for 24 hours
01:00:38By which time
01:00:39You will be a millionaire out of jail
01:00:42And still in one piece
01:00:44Leaving us to crack on
01:00:46Pleasure doing business with you
01:01:09Are you crazy?
01:01:11They're offering you millions of dollars
01:01:13All you gotta do is sign the paper
01:01:15And we're rich
01:01:16We go back to America and we're ballin'
01:01:18No, this is the first time
01:01:19That we felt home being somewhere
01:01:21We ain't gotta watch our back
01:01:22We ain't gotta hustle
01:01:23These people accepted us as family, bruh
01:01:26What are you talking about?
01:01:27You're not even the real king
01:01:28I just can't do it
01:01:29You see?
01:01:30See, Peewee has some damn sense
01:01:32That's why he got the hell about it here
01:01:34I am your only friend
01:01:36All you have left here, bruh
01:01:38It's right here
01:01:39Just get the money and let's leave
01:01:41I just can't
01:01:44They're gonna kill you, man
01:01:46And I ain't gonna be here when they do
01:01:49They offered me a plane ticket and some cash
01:01:51I'm gonna take it
01:01:54I'm gone
01:01:56It's Bastion
01:01:59He's right, you know
01:02:03They'll kill you in the room
01:02:05If you say anything
01:02:08They'll tear you apart
01:02:10These people are animals
01:02:14This ain't the ghetto
01:02:15This is the jungle
01:02:19Mr. President
01:02:21Any bit of information I come across
01:02:25Points to the Oracle being real
01:02:26And very powerful
01:02:28It's an entity who works through a divine and chosen priestess
01:02:33Two thousand years ago
01:02:34She saved the Pharaoh and the ruling dynasty from the destruction of the armies of Alexander Great
01:02:40And for over a thousand years they lived in peace and prosperity on the banks of the Niger River
01:02:46Until about 1619
01:02:48When the Portuguese and Spanish invaded Western Africa
01:02:52It was at this time during this invasion that the Oracle saved the royal family
01:02:57By sending them across the Atlantic Ocean to Virginia
01:03:00Do you really believe this, Malcolm?
01:03:03Um, yes sir
01:03:05It's written in stone at the Metropolitan Museum
01:03:08I've seen it with my own eyes
01:03:11I believe it's as if the Oracle has revealed this information to us
01:03:15And that we never would have known otherwise
01:03:19It's sort of like the, uh, story of Joseph in the Bible, sir
01:03:23So what would you advise I do?
01:03:26What about this situation?
01:03:28I'd say one thing
01:03:29It's an election, sir
01:03:30This could be very helpful politically
01:03:34It's in our best interest to protect Sebastian
01:03:39Help him rebuild Africa as a way of reparations for 400 years of slavery and oppression in America
01:03:47And I believe with this effort, this will help the African American vote to go back to the Republican Party
01:03:55Mr. President, history would remember you as the man who made Africa great again
01:04:01I mean, do you understand that, sir?
01:04:04You'll do the one thing that nobody has ever done in the history of the world
01:04:10Made Africa a whole sovereign nation
01:04:13And given it its own independence
01:04:15It's a white European influence
01:04:18What's so great about this Alejandro guy?
01:04:21Why do they call him great?
01:04:23He's, uh...
01:04:24I think he's Alexander the Liar
01:04:27Yes, sir
01:04:28He never met the priestess in the Levyan Desert
01:04:32I'm the chosen one
01:04:33The priestess returns during my presidency
01:04:36Yes, sir
01:04:37I'll be the greatest president in the history of the world
01:04:40Europe's been sucking the breast of Africa for far too long
01:04:43400 years is long enough
01:04:45We're cutting off their head
01:04:47And a few other parts
01:04:48If you get my drift
01:04:51I told the European leaders at the NATO meeting
01:04:54Especially the French president
01:04:56The U.S. will no longer spend taxpayer money
01:04:59Protecting their interests in Africa anymore
01:05:01I'll withdraw all U.S. troops from Africa
01:05:04You know, I...
01:05:06I never liked President George Washington
01:05:09Some third-rate historians claim that he's the richest president of all time
01:05:14Well, I'm here to tell you that he's not
01:05:16I'm the richest president of all time
01:05:19George Washington had plantations
01:05:21He was a slave owner
01:05:23And he was racist
01:05:24He didn't like that other fellow either
01:05:27Jefferson
01:05:27The one that had sex with all the black people
01:05:31Yeah
01:05:31I really loved President Abraham Lincoln
01:05:34He freed the slaves and won the war
01:05:37And I love winners
01:05:40That was a great win for the United States
01:05:42The Civil War
01:05:44I love his hat
01:05:45I never liked President Andrew Johnson
01:05:48Sleazy-greasy Johnson's what I like to call him
01:05:51I bet he had something to do with the assassination of President Lincoln
01:05:55My foundation has donated so much
01:05:59To the Metropolitan Museum
01:06:03Can... Can I see your pictures?
01:06:05Yeah, oh yeah
01:06:07You have a picture of the priestess?
01:06:10Mmm, she's pretty hot
01:06:13When did I get to meet her?
01:06:14Very soon
01:06:16This is her now, 2020
01:06:18I don't know what she is
01:06:20Maybe a lot of cocoa butter
01:06:22There's another one right here
01:06:23The statue of her
01:06:25The Metropolitan Museum
01:06:27She's not wearing a bra
01:06:29I'm sorry, sir
01:06:31She'll be back in 400 years to choose a king
01:06:34These are the maps of her travels
01:06:37Leading them from the area of Egypt down to the Niger River
01:06:42Did you draw this?
01:06:44I did, actually
01:06:47And...
01:06:48Here's a map of Africa
01:06:51We get Sebastian to unite all these nations here
01:06:55Yeah
01:06:55When you do that, sir
01:06:56You will be the greatest man in history
01:06:58I'll be the greatest president of all time
01:07:01All time, sir
01:07:02You will be the one man who made Africa great again
01:07:12Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me
01:07:14I... I... I... I...
01:07:16What do you call one of them?
01:07:18Your Holiness
01:07:18I don't think that we've actually been introduced
01:07:23I know who you are, Mr. Wanker
01:07:25Uh, it's Banker
01:07:27Um...
01:07:27Wow!
01:07:28It seems I underestimated his majesty
01:07:31And I may have underestimated his people
01:07:35So, I suppose what I'm asking you for is, uh...
01:07:39Would you furnish me with some advice?
01:07:42Perhaps you could try to understand his people
01:07:46Ever heard of emotional intelligence?
01:07:50Bye, Mr. Wanker
01:07:54Says...
01:07:55Says...
01:07:56Thank you, eh
01:07:57I'm...
01:07:57I understand the people
01:08:01Look that up
01:08:09Uh, hello, your majesty
01:08:11I am, uh, Vice President Malcolm Youngblood
01:08:14I am honored to call you on behalf of the President of the United States
01:08:18He wishes to congratulate you
01:08:21And Mr. President is so proud as of the entire nation that a...
01:08:26American citizen was chosen to become king
01:08:29And, your majesty, on a personal note
01:08:32I just wanted to say this is, uh...
01:08:36The happiest day of my life
01:08:40Where are they?
01:08:43How are you there?
01:08:45I'm there!
01:08:45How...
01:08:46How are you there?
01:08:48I'm there!
01:08:50Eh...
01:08:50Understand the people
01:08:53How are you there?
01:09:00Fellow Americans, as you may all be aware, the news of the arrival of the Oracle to our nation has
01:09:10been on all major news and social media
01:09:13I've just received a briefing from the National Security Council that it is indeed true that an American citizen has
01:09:22been chosen by the Oracle to be the new king in the kingdom of Africa
01:09:29I have spoken with his majesty, the king, and I have told him how proud I am, as is the
01:09:37entire nation, to have an American king
01:09:41Tonight, I signed the executive order that authorizes Vice President Youngblood to lead a White House delegation along with congressional
01:09:53leaders to Africa for the coronation of the new king
01:09:58I have also put forth an executive bill to Congress called the African Renaissance and Reparation Act, requesting Congress to
01:10:09gift $1 trillion to the American king
01:10:14This will be used to protect and rebuild Africa as a form of reparations for 400 years of slavery
01:10:22May God bless the United States of America and make Africa great again
01:10:54Thank you
01:10:55Special type of woman that I want
01:10:57You should school for me, you know
01:11:01To school for me, you know
01:11:04Oh yeah
01:11:06Oh yeah
01:11:07Girl I'm in love with you
01:11:09I can't just stay in this feeling, yeah
01:11:12Got time for you
01:11:13I just wanna let you know, I can
01:11:16Grab my boy or you
01:11:17Maybe, girl, grab my potato
01:11:31Oh
01:11:54Oh
01:12:28Oh
01:12:49Oh
01:13:19Oh
01:13:49Oh
01:13:50Oh
01:13:51Oh
01:13:52Oh
01:13:52Oh
01:13:52Oh
01:13:53Oh
01:13:53Oh
01:13:57Oh
01:14:08Put on your shoes and dance to my song as the music they play oh
01:14:13Step on your foot and wasting no time as the music they play oh
01:14:17Give me more
01:14:18I like as you give me more
01:14:21I want it more
01:14:22I like as you give me more
01:14:24And music is like
01:14:26I go to give you a night
01:14:29I'm making your right
01:14:30Giving your melody nice
01:14:34Champion
01:14:35I'll be your champion
01:14:38Time to come
01:14:39I'm getting my time in your world
01:14:43Africa
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