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Below Deck Down Under Season 4 Episode 10
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00:15Previously on Below Deck Down Under
00:21It's going to be an hour in one day Eddie
00:23Alright we'll get married in New Zealand then
00:25I did feel betrayed by Eddie
00:28But you know what can I say love is in the air
00:32I do not agree the crew
00:34I don't believe that
00:35I like die by rejection
00:37I'd use you I wouldn't try if I knew I was going to get rejected
00:40Yeah exactly
00:41The more time I spend with Joao for sure he's more attractive
00:45For me I definitely build attraction through friendship
00:50I'm a fish yeah
00:51How are you? Come on
00:55What's your favourite dessert?
00:57Cheesecake
00:57What kind of cheesecake?
00:59Lemon meringue
00:59Lemon meringue we'll remember that
01:01I've got my eyes on the prize and the prize is Joao
01:05There's a pussy liner stuck to the wall
01:09I had asked Daisy if we could have some wine in the room
01:12Or stand in the room
01:13Okay
01:13I do feel the pressure of being the second scoop
01:17Felicia and Mike just pull your weight
01:21Don't f*** me
01:22Are you angry?
01:23Don't f*** me try me back
01:24Okay guys leave the galley and go to your cabin
01:27You deserve it and I will do it again
01:29You always calls me honey baby
01:32I know it's a term of a demon but it's not sitting well with her
01:35That's something you have to work on
01:36There needs to be some respect
01:37I'm not dismissing what Ellie originally set out and had issues with
01:41But the way she went about it that's the problem
01:44And Ben needs to take account for the original issue
01:47Where this got to is not acceptable
01:49I want to see it resolved
01:51Okay I have a problem with that
01:53We make changes
02:04I want to see that galley back where it was
02:06Thank you Captain
02:08Thank you appreciate you
02:09Okay
02:09Have a bit of a chat
02:10Thank you Captain
02:15So I've never had a male supervisor call me those names
02:19Yeah yeah
02:20And I know you don't mean it that way
02:22But every time you use one of those words
02:24It felt like a lack of respect
02:26And it felt like I was
02:27My value was being diminished
02:28This man is putting me down
02:30And I need to stand my ground
02:31Oh s*** no
02:32Well firstly it's a British colloquialism
02:35I use it in high pressure environments
02:37Like the galley
02:38I always thought of it as a defuser
02:41Rather than a fuser
02:42Right
02:43Yeah I'm sorry
02:44No thank you
02:45That's the last thing I would do
02:47I thought you were a great help
02:48Well I still do
02:49And you just wanted to be shown respect
02:51Yes
02:52You know
02:52That's all
02:53And I got there
02:54I mean I want you to stay
02:57And be good
02:58Yeah and I want to stay as well
02:59I want us to finish this together
03:00And I think we have a good thing going
03:02Yeah
03:02I want to be approachable honestly
03:04If you notice I haven't slipped up once today
03:07Yes thank you
03:07So I am really conscious of it
03:10Yeah
03:11You know how you have like a swear jar
03:13Yeah
03:16I was thinking about like a honey pot or something
03:19Okay a honey pot okay
03:20Okay that's a good idea
03:22And like every time I do it
03:23It's a couple bucks you know
03:25Okay okay
03:26Or something like that you know
03:27Okay
03:27Would you go for that
03:28Yes
03:28So then you're winning every time I do it
03:31Would that be good
03:32Yes
03:32I'm kind of embarrassed
03:46I allowed myself to lose my cool
03:50You did scare the shit out of me
03:51I'm not going to lie
03:52Yeah you scared the shit out of me as well
03:53Yeah
03:54I'm sorry
03:54I was getting ready to run
03:58Hello
03:58Yo
03:59How's it been
04:00Good
04:01We have worked through it
04:02And I know we can continue this season
04:04Without any tension
04:05Yeah
04:06Good
04:07It's a shitload of work
04:09I can't do it without all of you guys
04:10But I definitely can't do it without food
04:12Yes
04:12I'm sorry
04:13Okay
04:14And uh
04:15Thank you
04:15Captain
04:16Okay
04:17I'll let you guys go
04:18Thank you
04:23Right
04:24Drive-age
04:25Yep
04:25Check sundick
04:26Make sure there's no hectic spots on the teak
04:29Cheers
04:30Thank you for being united
04:31We're moving on
04:33Thanks Ellie
04:34Alright we're good
04:35Okay what do we got
04:36Can you help me bring all this stuff up
04:38Because I just want to make room
04:40My colorful penis is in one of these
04:42This is for provisioners
04:44So we leave on the dock
04:45Get all the bins out
04:46Okay
04:47Whatever's left
04:47Bettina overall experience
04:49Five stars
04:50What could have been better
04:51Painliness and comfort
04:52Two stars
04:53That's not good
04:54You go
04:55I'm deep soaking some stuff
04:56Everything's be pearly white
04:58All the washing machines are on
04:59This is a gift
05:00Oh what
05:01Do you want it
05:02You can have it
05:03Yeah
05:04You can have it
05:04It's yours now
05:05Every time I get it
05:06You'll think of it
05:07Why do you get all the best gifts
05:09And I get all the ones
05:10These people actually like me
05:11We're going to
05:12I actually really want that
05:13No
05:13It's mine
05:14I love it
05:14I love it
05:15I love it
05:15I love it
05:16Okay girls
05:18Can you start sorting through this
05:20Yeah
05:20I'm going to kiss the penis
05:21Oh my god
05:22I'm going down to the laundry
05:28Like who
05:30For sake
05:31This me off
05:33So much
05:34Don't come to me
05:36That you don't have uniform
05:37And you're hoarding it
05:42It's okay
05:43It's okay
05:44It's okay
05:44Why are you giggling us
05:48You're not going to tell me
05:50Sorry
05:52I do like Daisy
05:53There's no doubt about that
05:55She's beautiful
05:56You know
05:56She's very sweet
05:57She's kind
05:58She's protective
05:58I love her accent
06:00Very Irish
06:01I understand
06:02I'm just venting
06:03I'm here for a Daisy
06:04Okay
06:06I think that there is
06:08A form of chemistry
06:09That we're trying to figure out
06:11Without making it obvious
06:12To each other
06:14It's holding your cards
06:15Close to you
06:16So that you don't get disappointed
06:18But
06:18I can't help myself
06:19From being drawn to water
06:23Don't make too heavy
06:25I'll carry this
06:26Maybe one
06:26Attention all crew
06:28All crew
06:29Please meet in the main salon
06:30Immediately
06:31For the tip meeting
06:32Yeah
06:34That's what happens
06:35After four days
06:36Start getting a bit bonkers
06:38Wow
06:38These are nice
06:39Hey
06:40Yeah nice
06:41Let's go
06:42Let's get into this
06:43Tip meeting
06:44Charter four
06:44Woo
06:47Grandad
06:50Righto
06:51Okay
06:52I just want you to know
06:54The galley situation
06:55We have a good talk about that
06:56But I like to honore this again
06:58From anyone
06:59We need to work together
07:00We need to support each other
07:02Okay
07:02Thank you
07:03Well charter four
07:04We're getting to that stage though
07:06We should be kind of
07:07Hitting some marks
07:08When I look through the reviews
07:09And see there's some
07:10Housekeeping issues
07:11The helmet
07:12I'm thinking
07:12It's got to go
07:13To the housekeeping
07:15And obviously
07:16The leader
07:16Hasn't stopped
07:17So I'm going to give it to
07:18The second in charge
07:20Of the housekeeping
07:21I'll take it
07:22I want the crew
07:24To step up
07:24Take some leadership
07:25Take some work
07:26Off the heads of department
07:27How can you
07:28Take me seriously
07:29With this bloody hat on though
07:32We're here to grow
07:33We're here to expand
07:35And we can do that
07:35There is zero reason
07:37For us to be making
07:38These mistakes
07:39On charter four
07:40It's stuff that I've been
07:41Asking them from the beginning
07:43Which is
07:43Pretty
07:44Simple
07:45Tips for this charter
07:4722,000
07:48That is
07:491,692 each
07:51Yes
07:51That's pretty hefty
07:52Nice
07:52Well done guys
07:54Let's go
07:54Thank you
07:56You're my interior team
07:58Have a quick meeting
07:59About what's going on
08:00Yeah
08:00It's okay
08:01The last charter
08:02There were huge gaps
08:04Guys keeping stuff
08:06That was a lot
08:07When I'm not around
08:08Jenna is in charge
08:10I do want to be in charge
08:11And take responsibility
08:12And I want to be
08:14Your go to person
08:15Before you go to
08:17Daisy about things
08:18We don't need such a high
08:19Level of involvement
08:21Jenna you're wearing
08:22The duns cap this week
08:23I don't really fancy
08:24Taking any orders
08:26From you at the moment
08:26There's a f***ing s***
08:28Ton of stuff to do
08:29I'm going to carry on
08:30The decorations
08:30And you're going to carry on
08:31The trimest
08:32Perfect
08:33And then all done
08:33Yeah
08:34Hello
08:35How are you
08:36Good
08:37And then I have another question
08:39Yes ma'am
08:40Would you like a massage
08:41That would be amazing
08:43Awesome
08:43My way of winning a man over
08:45Is with my massage
08:47The richest person in Russia
08:50I'm not allowed to say
08:51The names that have NDAs
08:52I was his personal massage therapist
08:54So I take a lot of pride
08:56I even massage skills
08:57I'll say the massage tablet
08:59Awesome
08:59Cool
09:00Thank you
09:00Awesome
09:00Yes
09:03Deck team
09:03Deck team
09:04Great job
09:04We're done for the day
09:05That'll do donkey
09:06That'll do
09:07Copy that
09:07Thank you
09:10You good?
09:11Yeah
09:13You?
09:14Yeah
09:14All good
09:15Thanks
09:15Is it four o'clock?
09:17Yeah
09:18You're done for the day
09:19Thank you for all your help
09:20Thank you so much
09:30Are you going to enjoy
09:31Having a massage?
09:32Yeah
09:32Yeah
09:32Do you want to give me
09:33Like a proper relaxing massage?
09:36Yeah
09:40Hello
09:41Hello
09:42Oh
09:42Let's set up the table
09:44That's fine
09:44I'll set up the table now
09:45Okay
09:46Okay cool
09:46I'm liking the attention
09:48But I'm Ellie
09:48I wish it was from Daisy
09:50I don't want to say that
09:51In public
09:52But
09:53Why aren't you
09:54Just telling Daisy?
09:56I don't want to ask her directly
09:58I don't want to beat her on the bush
09:59She's a no bullshit kind of person
10:01I think that if I ask her
10:02Her walls will go even further up
10:04And she'll shut off from me
10:05I don't want to scare her away
10:07But in the meantime
10:08Who's going to say no to a free massage?
10:10Massage is always associated
10:12With something warm
10:12It's not the kind of massage
10:15Today
10:16Today
10:16For now
10:18I spoke to her while last time
10:20And I think he likes you
10:21Me and Daisy
10:23Have you ever thought about it?
10:25I do like it honestly
10:26That's hot
10:27Yes
10:29I'm not being here for that drama
10:30Like Ellie and Joelle
10:32We're kind of full on
10:33You're such a girl's girl
10:34I'm really just here to work
10:36Everything off?
10:37Yeah
10:37Ellie
10:38She has no vocabulary to beat around the bush
10:41She's definitely doing something
10:43Giving her whatever she's giving
10:44Stop
10:47What is that?
10:48They're late to her
10:49To her
10:50Getting what you want
10:51When you want
10:52How are you feeling about Ellie
10:54Giving Joelle this private massage?
10:57Well yeah
10:58Like I'm not gonna like
10:59Sit here and be like
11:00I'm so
11:01With like
11:02You know
11:03I haven't had a chance
11:04To really speak to Joelle all week
11:05Or all week
11:06All season
11:08Obviously
11:09Ellie is
11:10A little bit of a shark
11:12I guess I'm not really like that
11:14Like I'm much more of a slow burner
11:16Are you feeling jealous right now?
11:18Do I seem jealous?
11:19No
11:20I don't feel jealous
11:22Face down please
11:25They could be fat five
11:26In the form of an insides
11:28What do you mean?
11:29Of course they are
11:30What shut off do you think?
11:32They are
11:32100%
11:34Really?
11:35100% of me
11:37I really feel relaxed
11:39I'm good
11:39Oh
11:42Whatever
11:49Do you do a lot of squats?
11:51No
11:51What?
11:53Deadlifts?
11:54Nope
11:54Wow
11:55Oh this feels amazing
11:57Mmhmm
12:04When's your birthday?
12:06In five days
12:07So this is your pre-birthday massage
12:08You gotta get another one later on
12:10No I don't think he likes
12:12I think it's available to him
12:13I made that very clear from the start
12:18Hey that's your
12:19Thank you so much
12:21My pleasure
12:22Um
12:23I'm keeping it professional
12:24It's kind of hard right now
12:26But I'm trying to keep this professional
12:27And I'm hoping
12:28We kind of have
12:29A chance
12:30After the party
12:32To
12:33You know
12:34Get to know each other
12:34A little bit better
12:36Thank you so much
12:37Mmhmm
12:38To my brother
12:40But that's why I'm like
12:42I don't really think he does like me
12:46Oh god
12:47Oh god
12:47Hi
12:48Hi
12:48What is happening here?
12:50Wow
12:52How did your massage go?
12:54Really well
12:55Good
12:56Yeah
12:56We had a nice time
13:04Up and down
13:06Massive say
13:07Szay
13:07That's all
13:08Benny boy
13:09Are you coming out tonight or not?
13:11I'm not going out
13:11You're not coming out?
13:12I want to give Ellie some space
13:14Good on you.
13:15All good?
13:16You good?
13:16Hey.
13:17Good.
13:17How are you?
13:18I'm feeling relaxed.
13:19I'm sure you are.
13:21It was.
13:22Very good.
13:23You look lucky.
13:26Yay!
13:28Hello!
13:29Right, it's wrong.
13:30All right, guys.
13:31Good night.
13:31Where's that helmet?
13:33I got it as my handbag.
13:35Oh, baby.
13:37Oh, .
13:38It's my knee.
13:38Let's go!
13:42Captain.
13:42Yeah?
13:43I got some steaks.
13:44Do you like?
13:45I'll get changed.
13:46Don't get changed.
13:47I'll match you.
13:48Let's do it.
13:49All right.
13:49Why is Ben not out then?
13:50Because of them having their situation.
13:52Okay.
13:55How's your massage went?
13:57Wow!
13:57Oh, my God, yes!
13:59It was awesome.
14:00Did it go further than your massage?
14:02Did you?
14:03Did you kiss?
14:04No.
14:04What?
14:05We're easing into it.
14:06Will you kiss him tonight?
14:08Maybe.
14:09I love it.
14:10I love it.
14:10Go, girl.
14:11They're probably good.
14:12I'm so for it.
14:14Yeah.
14:16Yes.
14:17Kiss him out.
14:18Kiss him out.
14:19Ha-ha!
14:20Ha-ha-ha!
14:22I'm gonna make a little cheese bone.
14:23Perfect.
14:24High school.
14:25Yay!
14:26Can we order some pizzas, please?
14:28Two margaritas.
14:29Three pepperonis.
14:30Oh, I have a meat-lovers.
14:32We're wanting a steak.
14:33Make sure you position fat down.
14:35There you go.
14:36Now you just let them sizzle.
14:37That's it.
14:38For a bit.
14:39Guys, if you'd rather...
14:40I'm smoking so sad somewhere else.
14:42Is that what I hate?
14:43No, you're right.
14:43F*** off.
14:44You are so funny.
14:47I love the sarcasm.
14:48Tits, clits, and everything in between.
14:51No, no, no.
14:51We had to do a bit together.
14:57What's your parents like?
15:00I don't know.
15:01My parents aren't really traditional.
15:03They were, like, three school children pastors.
15:06Yeah.
15:06But I always got married.
15:08Yeah, I went Sunday school.
15:09Sunday school.
15:10I did youth group.
15:12Yeah, same.
15:13I was four days a week.
15:14Yeah, it's exactly the same.
15:15My mum is very Christian.
15:17I still go to church with her on a Sunday.
15:19She wants to see a woman who makes me a better man.
15:22Yeah.
15:23As Christians, Eddie and I were brought up with similar morals and values.
15:28Loyalty, honesty, and forgiveness.
15:30Eddie is working on the loyalty and honesty.
15:34I'm working on the forgiveness.
15:36Meat lovers.
15:37Meat lovers.
15:37Meat lovers.
15:38I ordered the meat lovers.
15:39One more pepperoni.
15:43All right.
15:45Here.
15:45Just gun it.
15:47Love it.
15:47I'm so glad I'm spending the evening with Jason.
15:50This charter has been riddled with animosity for me.
15:53I've really been up against it.
15:55It's the fat and the butter room, yeah?
15:57Yeah.
15:58And this is just what I need right now.
16:00He's like a very tall master Yoda.
16:03We gotta do that.
16:04You need too many to get in.
16:06I need more friends like this.
16:08Yes.
16:09Love it.
16:09Love it more.
16:10Let's do this.
16:12Come sit down.
16:15Good work.
16:17I love you being the bad cop,
16:19because I look so great.
16:21Especially to Mike.
16:23Like Mike is so...
16:24He's like...
16:26Am I bad cop?
16:28Jenna is bad cop.
16:29I'm like trying to make her softer.
16:31I'm like, don't go in too hard on the junior.
16:36I don't like to call a junior because I'm...
16:38I'm in my metaphorical stripes.
16:41You're one stripe.
16:46I'm doing a lot to take beauty from someone else being younger and in charge.
16:50I know it's not always easy, but she deserves this.
16:53We'll go to the next ball in a while.
16:54Let's go!
16:55Let's go!
16:56Let's go!
16:56I wanna go dancing.
16:58Let's go!
16:59Let's go!
16:59Party time baby!
17:02You got your tits up!
17:04Everybody!
17:04What the f***?
17:05What do you want to drink?
17:06Up the hole.
17:07What do you want to drink?
17:08What do you want to drink?
17:08What do you want to drink?
17:09We're gonna find a whole PC.
17:16Woo!
17:18Woo!
17:19Woo!
17:20You got it.
17:21You got it.
17:21You got it.
17:21You got it.
17:25You got it.
17:29You got it.
17:35No, I know it's not.
17:39No.
17:39You got it.
17:40I've got it.
17:40I got it.
17:40I got it.
17:41I got it.
17:41I'm so impressed.
17:43Why?
17:45I didn't like this.
17:50I'm going to show some.
17:52She don't.
17:53I need to.
17:57Eddie and I were in China.
18:01I'm sorry.
18:03No, it's not right.
18:04You need someone else.
18:06If I like someone I want to, I'll go full in.
18:09It would never work.
18:10I asked her for intentions.
18:13It started at dinner, if you noticed, with Joao.
18:17Yeah.
18:17And then she moved on to Eddie's.
18:19And you and me get the wrong.
18:23And whoever she tries to blow the battle by the time.
18:27Alicia seems to have an obsession with getting male attention.
18:32I don't understand where the backstabbing comes from.
18:35There is Pikmin behavior, and then there's Alicia.
18:39Pikminia.
18:41Oh.
18:42Come on, you're hard.
18:43I'm sorry.
18:44Don't do it.
18:45I don't like it.
18:46Keep going.
18:54I'm sorry.
18:55I'm sorry.
18:56I'm sorry.
18:57I'm sorry.
18:57We're in Thailand.
18:58No, let's just do it.
19:00Whatever, whatever.
19:01Let's go.
19:02Enjoy.
19:02Let's go party.
19:04Woo!
19:17What?
19:19That's under you, brother, that's under you!
19:21You've got it in the bag.
19:23I know, but get that kiss indeed.
19:25I think you are the deal.
19:25What?
19:26Okay.
19:30What have I just heard?
19:34Joao, who do you like?
19:36You can't play Twister and have your hand
19:39on three different colors.
19:41Like, come on.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:47Are you annoyed at me now?
19:49Yeah, I am.
19:50What have I done?
19:51What do you mean, what have you done?
19:53I'm not supposed to be scared, but I had a bad feeling.
19:57Can we go outside?
19:58Yeah.
20:01Come on, let's go.
20:03Good job.
20:04We're good.
20:05Yeah.
20:06Yeah, let's go, let's go.
20:07Let's go.
20:09The girls are right here.
20:10Look how much you're coming with me.
20:10I'm in this again, somehow.
20:12You're in this again?
20:15Jenna, what are you sad about?
20:17We had a really great time.
20:19I don't know why I'm .
20:22Oh, my God.
20:22No.
20:23No.
20:24I just don't want to be in competition with my girls.
20:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:30You are not.
20:32Who am I, pussy?
20:37I don't have to feel so much like such an average man.
20:42.
20:43Well, well.
20:44Yes.
20:44You and I, we have to have the conversation, because I genuinely thought, unless, give me
20:52two seconds, I need to ask a very quick question.
20:54I think it's very quick.
20:58It's very quick.
20:58What?
20:59What?
20:59Very quick.
21:00What are you trying to call tonight?
21:02Who?
21:03Ellie.
21:04Is that what you want to ask?
21:06Is that what you want to ask?
21:06If you're not interested, I just want to know what's going on.
21:09So, you pulled me here to talk about that.
21:13Okay.
21:14She came up the taxi, saw us having a chat, and was disappointed.
21:21I don't know what I've done wrong.
21:33I feel like a s**t bloke.
21:38I'm all for a bit of fun, banter, but when you start hurting people's feelings, it's
21:44not fun anymore.
21:45It's not fun for anyone.
21:46And seeing Jenna, who I care about, upset, that just makes me feel like a d**k.
21:53Shh.
21:54Are they still having a chat over there?
21:56What's going on?
21:58So, you and f**king what's-her-face.
22:01Let's talk about it.
22:01F**king what's-her-face is not really the most appropriate thing to say.
22:06This is ridiculous.
22:09I'm tired.
22:10Let's go in.
22:12Come on.
22:13Let's go.
22:14There we go.
22:16Alicia has made my- she's doing me sick to my stomach tonight.
22:23I like it.
22:26I like it.
23:13I like it.
23:15I like it.
23:18I like it.
23:19I like it.
23:24I definitely do have a weak spot for Eddie but I do feel that Eddie is manipulated by Alicia
23:30and that she was taken out of the equation he would be acting a lot differently so yeah I'm happy
23:48get up can't be the last one in bed oh sorry man
23:59Eddie yeah guess what I need to tell you she always said to me last night I like Daisy
24:03oh really I wouldn't what where's that came from
24:12oh you got my penis hey that's mine I'm starving
24:21morning morning we've got a boat to clean
24:26oh the table
24:30I'll give these scuffers and the window bits to clean today
24:36hi honey good morning you okay I'm okay thank you Alicia I appreciate it what's up doll
24:45have I done something to upset you a little bit I just felt like your behavior yesterday
24:51you were in the van hyping me up about Joao and then you beeline for him yesterday last night
24:57I was just chatting with him okay that's awesome and you just keep doing that you're just so
25:04disrespectful to girls you're inconsiderate to everybody outside of yourself the only person
25:08you think about is yourself you have no consideration for anybody else it's just awful
25:17Alicia is not a girl's girl she literally ruined everybody's night last night and somebody has to
25:27say something
25:27the only person you think about is yourself you have no consideration for anybody else
25:54who did she think she's like what planet are you on what just happened I just chatted to
26:00Joao after we got out of the taxi and that was it yeah Joao came to me I was like
26:05I don't like
26:05girl you're like tears here morning morning how are you good how are you good how's this happened
26:19actually she can go herself if they were gonna have a thing they would already had a thing by now
26:23Joao's not into her she's been an enemy now oh no I'm gonna lose friends like this
26:30I'm not gonna get much better than that here making bets
26:39what's this oh tuna yeah dude good we've kept the two singles undone okay so um Ellie had to go
26:52look at me she was like you're not a girl's girl um you're all you do is think about yourself
26:57like
26:58um you know I'm just like go yourself well so basically I found somewhat the same as Al when
27:06you take Eddie aside and chapter for him so long I was just a little bit jealous so I kind
27:12of cut
27:13myself off from Eddie last night oh but that's why I went to him this morning I was like kind
27:19of feel
27:19bad at how he left off well I'm so sorry if I made you feel a certain way it's just
27:23obviously
27:24jealousy's a bitch and jealousy makes you nasty yeah anyways I'm gonna carry on with this laundry
27:32attention Daisy Joao and Ben can we meet in the crew mess copy how you feeling you had a big
27:39one last
27:39night thank you to vodka here we go charter sinker okay Tyler a socialite from New York City is taking
27:48his group of best gays on a trip of a lifetime all right honey I love you and I'll talk
28:02to you soon
28:03so how does a 28 year old afford to charter a super yacht is this something your group has been
28:08budgeting for what's a budget honey I don't budget I just spend my partner is a very successful
28:16businessman and incredibly private so he just said I'm gonna sign the check send you away for a while
28:23and you bring your friends and have a good time Tyler I have something to show you what are you
28:29ready
28:30oh oh my god oh yes Tyler he is the most over-the-top person he'll ever meet I heard
28:39about our theme what
28:39do we think I've been practicing I think you need a pedicure Tyler's been keeping a surprise under wraps for
28:45his guests he is flying in his go-to glam technician to get him ready for a drag night on
28:50board the
28:50most important part for Tyler is that his other guests do not see his glam get dropped off onto
28:55the yacht so this must be discreet keep that a secret yeah Tyler is joined by Nick Ashley Mitchell
29:02Brian Spencer Devon and Luigi we come accustomed to Tyler and his partner covering the bill for a lot of
29:09things which I'm grateful for but I realize that's outside the realm of normal for most people you pay
29:13me back in cosmetic procedures it evens out in the wash you know how much Botox is running through my
29:18face right now a Joan Rivers is turning in her grave he's a foodie and it's gonna be busy we've
29:25got a lot
29:25going on what the primary wants primary guests wash that bitch how has everything been going this
29:31morning oh I thought this was done and they say isn't that okay Ellie went and chatted to her and
29:37basically saying I don't appreciate you pulling you out she's playing with fire I do think Alicia in my
29:43opinion is jealous yeah she's in the drama of relationships and she's not even in the relationship
29:52interior interior interior we're done for the day dig team dig team more or less done now okay
29:58I'm done are you real done now yeah I just want to sit
30:24yeah hello hello hello hey how are you good good I've missed you
30:36wow wow you guys you got a lot of things in here
30:43how's it been it's been good it's been good yep okay anything interesting
30:49I told Alicia off that's about it I just didn't know like what was going on and then I was
30:57like
30:58I'm just gonna wait and like so then why didn't you come and just I don't know find out what
31:03was
31:07I don't know sorry well I got distracted I got lost track it's okay thank you for apologizing
31:15and thank you for being respectful yeah I really appreciate that
31:20yeah
31:47honestly I've had quite a day
31:49all right thank you thank you thank you thank you I made you all sweaty sorry
31:58it's not a terrible thing I promise
32:03how do I put myself in a situation where I know I'm not supposed to be in like this
32:08I but what what what chance did I have I was literally cornered in my own bed oh my gosh
32:16oh my what a dickhead what a cowardice dickhead
32:21well I'm going to bed which is good night guys see you in the morning
32:29John I had a little puddle in his family
32:32I'm gonna bake him a cake for his birthday
32:34mm-hmm he's a lot coming
32:37it's a surprise
32:39well that's good
32:40yeah
32:42oh
32:5713 go
32:58harder five
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33:26ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
33:26ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
33:26ew
33:26Let the fun begin.
33:28Let's go, guys.
33:29Right, I was about to say, ooh.
33:31Fine, look good.
33:34Oh, it makes a good mess.
33:36What's the order?
33:37Shall we next to you?
33:38Yeah.
33:39Makes sense.
33:40Ellie, do you mind if Jenna stands in front of you?
33:42Because she seconds to you.
33:45All right, let's go.
33:46Well, no, I'm saying she's standing in front of you, please.
33:49Righto, righto.
33:50I don't like how Daisy's addressing me.
33:52She's like, commanding, like, oh, I'm telling you to move down the line.
33:55I'm like, okay, you're not my head of department.
33:58Whatever, whatever, whatever.
33:59It's going to be a good charter.
34:00It's going to be fun.
34:01Woo!
34:04What's the drink?
34:04Oh, my God, I really love the energy.
34:07Hi there, how are you?
34:08Jason.
34:09Hi, nice to meet you.
34:09Pleased to meet you, Tyler.
34:11Hi, I'm Daisy.
34:12Nice to meet you.
34:12Nice to meet you.
34:13Hi, I'm Jenna.
34:14I'm Luigi.
34:15Hi, hello, Luigi.
34:16Welcome on board.
34:17Welcome, everyone.
34:18I can see we're going to have a great time.
34:19So we'll get Daisy to show you around.
34:21Get all your luggage on, start the engines and get out of here.
34:24Perfect.
34:24Yes, who is it?
34:25Let's go.
34:26Amazing.
34:27Would you like a glass?
34:28Thank you so much.
34:30There we go.
34:31Let the fun begin.
34:33Let's change quick.
34:33I'll take you on a little tour of the boat.
34:35You're welcome to bring your champagne.
34:36Oh, my.
34:37What do you do with those kidney beans?
34:39Did you see them?
34:39Yeah, I put them in here.
34:41All right.
34:41So I just wanted to go over the honeypot thing.
34:44Yep.
34:44It's a dollar.
34:45If I say babe or honey, then the kidney bean just drops in here.
34:50Nice.
34:52Daisy swapped me in line with Jenna.
34:54I saw that.
34:55I don't really care.
34:56I don't give a shit what rank I am.
34:58Like, it's all right.
34:59If we make our way this way, we'll take the stairs.
35:02This will be my exercise of the day.
35:03Yeah.
35:04Yeah.
35:04His legs barely work.
35:06He's, like, all butt with, like, two nubs at the end.
35:08Bitch!
35:09You want to pass me slowly, slowly?
35:12Can I go?
35:13I'm going to go and sit in there for a second, all right?
35:15Okay.
35:15Just to rejig the menu a little bit.
35:18Wait.
35:18This is so White Lotus, though.
35:20This is, like, creepy.
35:20Yeah, we all just finished one.
35:22These are twin cabins.
35:24These rooms are so big.
35:25Yes, that'll be good for the makeup.
35:26Then we have the two primary suites.
35:28Wow.
35:29So pretty.
35:30Oh.
35:31There's a bidet.
35:32They knew the gays were coming.
35:33Spray your bum.
35:34All luggage is in.
35:35I am flirting the starboard side beam door.
35:37You picked out a good bow.
35:39Thank you, guys.
35:39It's much better than the Holiday Inn.
35:40Okay, after X, standing by when you are.
35:42We are good to go.
35:43Good to go.
35:44This is mine.
35:45This is mine.
35:46This is mine.
35:46And then the Louie.
35:47That's a tall.
35:50All lines on the after are off.
35:53We are four meters from the starboard.
35:57Cool.
35:58Well done, guys.
35:58That's good.
36:05Did you ask to stand in line in front of me?
36:07Is that where that came from?
36:09Huh?
36:10We're the same rank.
36:12How so?
36:13Su-Chef is the same rank as I can see you.
36:16Before you came, we never spoke about Su-Chef.
36:20We just thought about Galihan.
36:22And that's what we thought this was.
36:25In what universe would the dishwasher rank above the second stew?
36:29You should be at the end of the line, darling.
36:31I hope you packed a snack for your travels.
36:34Let's f*** up.
36:47Dick, dick, dick.
36:48Can we get something on board to drop the anchor, please?
36:51Copy.
36:52I'm on standby.
36:53What the f***?
36:55It's my TV.
36:56Like, my thing is.
36:58It's a ridiculous.
36:59Drop, drop, drop, drop.
37:02Yo!
37:06Lock it off, thank you.
37:09Copy.
37:11I can tell you've had a nose job.
37:13It's very good.
37:14Oh, yeah.
37:14You've got a cheek's nose.
37:15No, not that.
37:16I've had a nose job.
37:18It's because it's like a really good nose.
37:20No, I've had three nose jobs.
37:22See?
37:23I'm double checking with you for the barbecue.
37:27What are you putting on the grill?
37:28Yeah, let me do the menu in a minute.
37:30I'm going to do the menu in a minute for you.
37:32All right, thank you.
37:36Ever since she got swapped in line, now she's on a high horse.
37:39Like, I'm second to you.
37:41You're just a galley hand.
37:42Okay, let's go.
37:43Did she say galley hand?
37:45You're just a galley hand.
37:46Yeah, I'm second to you.
37:47Jenna actually does have a point.
37:49Like, theoretically, a galley hand,
37:51which is what she really is between you and me, okay,
37:54that would be a lesser rank.
37:56So I've invented chef assistant.
37:59I don't like the term galley hand,
38:02so I think chef assistant, is that cool?
38:04Take it, let's go.
38:05Did that improve her rank?
38:07No, she's not a sous chef.
38:09I'm going to let Karm, I think it's court.
38:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that too.
38:13Yeah.
38:14For this afternoon, I'm probably going to get you to settle.
38:17The dinner.
38:18Okay.
38:19Because you know what you are envisioning.
38:20I'll probably get me and Alicia to serve it.
38:23These guests have requested a Lost at Sea themed dinner on the beach.
38:27I have a love-hate relationship with this theme.
38:29I love the theme.
38:31I think it's so fun, so exciting.
38:33I hate that we're going to the beach at night.
38:35But I can come back here so I can do cabins, right?
38:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:43We're going to hold hands.
38:44We're going to jump off.
38:45Okay.
38:46Oh, my God.
38:47I need to support you.
38:48That's good.
38:49I have a...
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Oh, my God.
38:55All right, guys.
38:56What's that up?
38:57This beach looks so cute.
38:59I love it.
39:00Alicia, Alicia, can you please change into your blocks?
39:03Copy.
39:04Let's go.
39:05You go, boy.
39:07I love a strong man.
39:10Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
39:12I got it.
39:17You look lovely, Jenna.
39:19Fine, thanks.
39:22Hey, look at this.
39:23Beach state number three.
39:26Babe.
39:27That is stunning.
39:30We all look like we're in the same uniform.
39:31I was actually going to wear the exact same outfit.
39:34Oh, really?
39:34He looks nice.
39:35He looks great, too.
39:36We're going to miss sunset.
39:37It's going down now.
39:38We got to go.
39:39We're coming.
39:40Go to the front.
39:40It's easier.
39:43Hold on.
39:53But I got to go real soon.
39:55You're right in smashing up some garlic for me.
39:57Just smash that and try and get it in these bags.
40:00Okay.
40:00I need mixing bowls.
40:02I need soapy water.
40:03Would you like a grill brush?
40:06Yeah, if we have one, that'd be amazing.
40:08Can I get you something?
40:09Another espresso martini for sure.
40:12This is such a cute idea.
40:14This is perfect weather.
40:16This is lovely.
40:17Feels good to be off the boat.
40:18They both look so cool from here.
40:20I heard you like a bit of drama with any of the noise.
40:25So she came in.
40:26She was getting her massage stuff from the cabins.
40:29And she just turned around and was like,
40:30you're not a girl's girl.
40:32You're really selfish.
40:33All you do is think about yourself.
40:34You're a narcissist.
40:36And she was like, you were hugging me up in a taxi.
40:38I'm getting a joelle.
40:39And then you pulled in for a chat.
40:42I mean, I don't really know about the Ellie and Gerai thing.
40:44So I can't.
40:45It's just like, like, mid-season slump.
40:47So it's just like, I'm like, tired.
40:50Maybe you need a love interest.
40:52Like who?
40:53Gerai's lovely.
40:54Gerai is with Ellie.
40:55Ellie would stop me in my sleep.
41:00Oh my God, you're sharing a cabaret.
41:02Ellie is not in my good books right now.
41:04So, f*** it.
41:05I'm going to medal.
41:07She really likes him.
41:09Oh, I heard her in a grapevine.
41:11But he doesn't like her.
41:13I'd love to see.
41:22Later this season on Blow Deck Down Under.
41:24Are you all ready for it?
41:26Yeah!
41:27Yeah!
41:29Yeah!
41:30Yeah!
41:30Yeah!
41:31Yeah!
41:31Yeah!
41:31Yeah!
41:32Yeah!
41:32Yeah!
41:33Yeah!
41:33Yeah!
41:33Yeah!
41:35Ben, what did you guys put in the eggs?
41:37It tastes like someone actively put a whole thing of dish soap in it.
41:42Oh my God.
41:43I want the eggs taken off the bill.
41:45I don't really like this the bitch place.
41:47I like you, okay?
41:48Jenna, you've been cracking all up, Ben.
41:50What the f***?
41:52Dude, you're just going to embarrass yourself.
41:55Oh!
41:55F***ing hell enough.
41:56I respect that and I respect you, man.
41:58One-way street there.
42:00As I used to know, I stayed in Jouais' room last night.
42:03Are you guys in love or what?
42:05I don't know.
42:06They said that you told me you wanted nothing to do with me.
42:08That is a lie.
42:09Please leave me alone!
42:11Just leave me alone!
42:12We're nearly there.
42:13The last thing we need is war.
42:15What does she think she is?
42:16Ellie needs to get the f*** back into her box.
42:19What?
42:19Why did I throw you on?
42:20Bitch, you're a f***ing galley hound.
42:22I'm not stealing your job.
42:23Don't worry.
42:24Two of you have an ego.
42:25It needs to go.
42:26There.
42:26I got it again.
42:27Once I get off the boat.
42:28You learned from the school of hard knocks.
42:30Yeah.
42:31I don't take making changes lightly.
42:33I don't give a f*** because you have an MVP.
42:36If you want to f***ing go, f*** us go.
42:38Your behavior has forced my hand.
42:40I need you to leave the boat today.
42:43You want to come back to the boat?
42:44Hmm?
42:46Because you can come live with us.
42:47To be curious and more.
42:48Oh.
42:51Oh please.
42:52The way.
42:53This is the following episode.
42:53It is the following episode.
42:53Into the episode.
42:53Two of you.
42:54The next one, each one.
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