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00:04So what's scarecrow's gone down? We weren't taking orders from that freak anyhow.
00:11I'm for it! Run him down!
00:18Say hi to you!
00:36Who cares who Batman is? He's the guy who made our life!
00:40Look out! Batman's here!
00:44Control, we got a visual on Batman. He's kicking butt. I wish you guys could see that. It's over.
01:06So what do we call him now? Bruce Wayne? Well, let me try it. Look out! It's Bruce Wayne!
01:13Ugh. Yeah, I know. It feels wrong.
01:20Who's gonna spend all that money when you're dead?
01:25Chicken, abase me! Chicken, you're gonna hurt me wrong!
01:32What's wrong? You two scared to fight?
01:39What's the bat doing here?
01:46Someone's fighting over here!
01:54I don't know where you've gone, bat, but it ain't over!
02:00Oh, there he is! Hit him!
02:03Not so tough!
02:09The bat's kicking the crap out of him! Kill him!
02:16That's you!
02:40I miss Scarecrow's speeches.
02:42No real Halloween-y!
02:45Riddler's definitely funnier, though.
03:03Soldiers, bombs, fear-gas clouds, tanks absolutely freaking everywhere!
03:08Crazy poison ivy pollen, not to mention the bat driving around in his personal war machine all night!
03:15Next time there's an evacuation, I'm getting on the bus!
03:28the, uh, I
03:34NeedNSB round-yo-s MOM!,
03:38see what happens with the Timeline Team! Spty!
03:39I'll set
03:39up the verso-up! The Lostina
03:39Team! Click there!
03:39Click there!
03:57I thought Bruce Wayne had nothing better to do than waste his parents' inheritance.
04:01Guy's really gone down in my estimation.
04:23I thought Bruce Wayne had nothing to do with him, but I thought Bruce Wayne had nothing to do with
04:39him.
04:43You know, I was one of Scarecrow's patients back at the asylum.
04:47I'm glad the Bat got him.
04:59It's the Bat-Man!
05:12It's the Bat-Man!
05:23You're gonna feel even more satisfied punching the Bat knowing it's Brucey Boy under there.
05:59I kind of feel like I lost something knowing you.
06:02Batman! He's here!
06:33Look out! It's the Bat!
06:45Well, this is perfect! Now we've got a Bat with nothing to lose!
07:08Come in, Control. We have rioters on Miyagari Island. Talking 5-0.
07:23It's the Bat!
07:44Sounds like the cells are getting cramped in GCPD.
08:29As if Wayne didn't have enough expensive cars.
09:03I don't know what to do.
09:10I don't know what to do.
09:12Who cares who Batman is? He's the guy who made our lives hell for as long as I can remember.
09:18That's the important thing.
09:36You know, I was one of the Scarecrow's patients back at the asylum. I'm glad the Bat got...
09:41He's the Bat! Get after him!
09:43You're going down, Batman!
10:02It's Batman! Get after him! Go!
10:05I've been waiting for a shot at you, Batman!
10:09It's Batman! He's kicking their asses! Get him!
10:14You look like a millionaire!
10:19Control, Batman engaging. He's going to hit the auto, guys. Over.
10:29Control, we can jump that one up to Batman. Over.
10:48Can't believe the losers in this town spend it. For it! Put him down!
10:52No!
11:13So, when I break someone's arm, it's battery. When rich boy Wayne does the same damn thing, it's vigilantism.
11:19Heh. That's one sweet gig.
11:24I'm gonna have fun with you, rich boy!
11:33Go on, Bat! Run away! Hide!
12:08Control, we have a riot in progress near Wayne Tower. Over.
12:12Control, we have a riot in progress near Wayne Tower. Over.
12:12No!
12:12No!
12:14No!
12:27No!
12:31No!
12:39No!
12:40I thought he was gonna take the back for sure.
12:42We all did.
13:01Control Falcon 5, right hand progress, Kingston District.
13:20You know anything about religion?
13:22I was always told to make the sign of the cross after I whacked someone, you know.
13:26Out of respect. Just ask him.
13:31Look out! It's the back!
13:46Come down here and let me kill you!
13:49This ain't over! No way!
14:02I thought Bruce Wayne had nothing better than waste his parents' inheritance.
14:06Guy's really gone down in my estimation.
14:20It's Batman!
14:21Come on, let's get over there!
14:35Look out!
14:36Batman's here!
14:59Ha!
15:00The militia boys are crapping their pants, but the new boss won't let him go.
15:15So who's Nightwing?
15:17And Robin?
15:18I bet they're the same guy.
15:34Man, Batman gets unmasked, puts away Scarecrow, and he's still out there!
15:39Take a night off already, you playboy vigilante nutcase!
15:57You know, the only thing that's missing is if that freak from Metropolis flew in here.
16:13Huh, you know, I kinda thought of Batman as a force of nature. This old Wayne thing-
16:20There he is! Run him down!
16:27That's open! Charge him!
16:28That's open!
16:42Knock him down!
16:52We're gonna tear you apart, Wayne!
17:15It's our man, and it was a giant bat!
17:18Look, I'm telling you, you saw Batman. You know, Batman.
17:21But he actually looked like a bat! Batman looks like a bat! It's his whole stick!
17:44But I don't get it! What's in it for Wayne? Is that car tank tax deductible or something?
17:56I don't get it! What's in it for Wayne? Is that car tank tax deductible or something?
18:03Look, I know he's dead, but he's not like, dead, is he?
18:07He's Joker!
18:08I think he's dead. You know, the bad kind of dead.
18:12Oh wait, Joker? I thought he'd be around forever. Like Santa. At least Batman didn't kill him.
18:32So, who's Robin? Does Bruce Wayne have a kid or something?
18:36He's dead!
18:46He's dead, buddy.
19:05Let's go.
20:24Well, this is perfect, ain't it?
20:26Now we got a bat with nothing to lose.
20:40What's the bat doing here?
20:44Let's go.
21:09I wonder if Commissioner Gordon will stick around now as that buddy's been unmasked.
21:25Run that freak down!
21:49Who's leading the militia now?
21:55Look out!
21:56It's Batman!
21:57Batman!
21:58He's here!
22:03Batman!
22:04He's here!
22:06Someone's fighting over here!
22:30Someone's fighting over here!
22:35Fight!
22:36Over here!
22:46I'm getting out of here!
22:51What's wrong, Batman?
22:52You chickened out by me!
22:54You should be!
23:00Look out!
23:01Batman's here!
23:02I'm getting out of here!
23:12Control, we have a riot in progress!
23:14Chinatown, over!
23:32Who'da thought it?
23:33Harley found Batman's secret base!
23:36He's smarter than everybody thought!
23:38So where is it?
23:39How should I know?
23:41How should I know?
23:41Those boys were high down and out of here!
23:43Batman kicked all their asses!
23:46But still, at least she found him!
23:48He's just a little old man!
23:50I'm not even happy, son-of-the-scenes!
23:50I'm not even a little girl!
23:50I'm not too old!
23:50He's gonna be a girl!
23:50I haven't too old!
23:51That's right!
23:51I'm not too on the side that's your bedroom!
23:51I'm not too old!
23:52I'm too old!
23:52I should have a girl!
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