00:36Let's go.
01:00All right, the execution is one of the most efficient killers in Mordor.
01:05Yeah, but why's every kill got to be an execution?
01:09Like it's some formal ceremony.
01:12Sometimes you just want to let go and hack a maggot to pieces.
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07:48Have you ever noticed how quickly the sun dries after your piss on it?
07:52Have you ever noticed how annoying you are?
07:55Let's see how quickly the blood dries.
08:09I'm always thirsty.
08:11Is that normal?
08:13Are you thirsty?
08:14I'm thirsty.
08:15We're in a shocking desert.
08:18It's dry.
08:19Of course I'm thirsty.
08:20Idiot.
08:21Are you hungry?
08:23I'm hungry.
08:33I can't stand the sight of them.
08:36I can't stand the sight of them.
08:39I can't stand the sight of them.
08:43I can't stand the sight of them.
09:09I don't know why we have a higher person who will take care of the battle.
09:12Just use your arms, you globs!
09:15Put your entire body into it!
09:20Use some kind of weak soft skin, lover!
09:22Try again!
09:36Let's go!
09:53It's all in your head. Mind over matter.
09:58Tell me how it matters.
10:04Just imagine it's a man you're cutting down!
10:15Who do these men think they are?
10:18Come in here, try to take our land.
10:22You lot getting tired already!
10:42Let's go!
11:08You've never been anywhere as hot as it is here.
11:11Yeah, Gorgoroth.
11:13You've never been to Gorgoroth.
11:25What do you say we go up to that arch for some dwarf hunting?
11:29Fuck it's right, eh?
11:31So did Throck, Stabu, and Urmas.
11:34I haven't seen them in...
11:36Oh. Oh, never mind.
11:46Heard that Hoorah managed to kill a worm, I'm telling a dude.
12:20Well, I think I was trying to tell what a Hormor got.
12:22Heard that Hoorah managed to kill a horse.
12:24To be able to kill a horse, you're able to kill someone.
12:25In the distance you've never had to kill someone.
12:28But I haven't seen a lot of Terranium...
12:29He found a huge one at his home.
12:36Those masters, they get paid to fight, or don't we get paid?
12:41We do.
12:42We kill our enemies, take their stuff.
12:44That's getting paid.
13:04Ah, the unmistakable stench of humanity.
13:19Ah, the unmistakable stench of humanity.
13:48The unmistakable stench of humanity.
14:03I smell the fear on him, it's a sweet, sweet scent.
14:15I smell the fear on him, it's a sweet, sweet scent.
14:17I smell the fear on him, it's a sweet, sweet scent.
14:17Ah, the unmistakable stench of humanity.
14:22Oh, hell no.
14:35Oh, it's a sweet, sweet scent.
14:38Groggy, groggy, grog.
14:40You're my best and only friend.
15:02I smell the fear on him, it's a sweet, sweet scent.
15:17Oh.
15:21I got talents here, going to waste.
15:27Crog, it's poison! Feel it move through me veins! This is it! This is your last night in Mordor!
15:38Never even got to ride a Crog!
15:54Ah!
16:08Do you really think there's a giant worm out there?
16:11Sure. I'm like there's a giant worm out there!
16:14Watch your stance!
16:23Do you think in all time you ride a werewolf?
16:26Chop you to bits! There'll be nothing left once I've done!
16:30You'll have to see where you're going, bitch!
17:01You'll have to see where you're going, bitch!
17:05I don't care what's happening! I want to see you!
17:05Oh man, that's my turn!
17:07That's my turn!
17:11I don't care what's happening!
17:22Do you want me to hide?
17:24What are you going to do?
17:26Show me, show me!
17:41I got sand in my eyes.
17:43Sand in my mouth, sand in my neck!
18:01If we got here with a big moe or something impressive like that...
18:06Oh, don't care what they want.
18:07They just brought away from me.
18:17Give me a sword. Just once. I'll show them all.
18:22I've got more time in the box, please.
18:25Oh boy.
18:53No!
19:14The next time we find the baits, we should keep a tally, but we don't want to drink a pint
19:20of croc for every one of us.
19:24The next time we find the baits, we can get the baits, we can get the baits, and we can
19:28get the baits.
19:29The next time we find the baits, we can get the baits, and we can get the baits, and we
19:41can get the baits.
19:41The next time we find the baits, we can get the baits, and we can get the baits, and we
19:55can get the baits.
20:00The next time we find the baits, we can get the baits, we can get the baits, and we can
20:05get the baits.
20:17The next time we find the baits, we can get the baits, and we can throw the baits, and we
20:32can get the baits.
20:43Let's leave you to kill people for death.
20:47If you know we don't have to see, then we'd have a real feast.
21:00When I'm open, I'll make sure there's war and torment every single day.
21:18When I'm open, I'll make sure there's war and torment every single day, and I'll make sure there's war and
21:29torment every single day.
21:43They say there's a spider dwarf living out in the desert. He can climb walls just like a spider can.
21:51I wonder if he shoots very close to the earth. He makes me sick, just drinking him away.
21:56I can't play another one.
22:09Dude, that's all fat. That was fat. You've never seen a worse one.
22:22How do you reach him?
22:24How do you reach him?
22:25How do you reach the sky?
22:39There was some fancy blood-lucked in Lindland last night.
22:44Only I've been boring the woods. Honest, back to basics, man.
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