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Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage (2024) Season 2 Episode 14
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00:00Previously on George and Mandy's first marriage.
00:03What'd Missy do now?
00:04I came home from church early and found your sister in her bedroom with a boy.
00:09Were they doing it?
00:10They were trying.
00:12What's that mean?
00:13There were pants on the floor, that is all I'm saying.
00:15So what'd you do?
00:16What do you think I did? I took off my shoe and I hit him with it.
00:27Hey, it's your mom. She sounds mad.
00:30Probably Missy.
00:32Hello.
00:33I am so upset with your sister.
00:36Missy.
00:37What'd she do now?
00:38I found condoms in her room.
00:41What?
00:42It is worse. The box isn't full.
00:44What's happening?
00:45What, did you talk to her?
00:46She is at school.
00:47Who's the boy?
00:48What boy?
00:49My mom found condoms in Missy's room.
00:52Yikes.
00:53I don't know who he is.
00:56Well, what are you going to do?
00:57Ground her, kill her. I haven't decided.
01:00How about this?
01:01You ground her, I'll kill him.
01:03Deal.
01:04You mean...
01:05Why?
01:06I think I can help.
01:09Hey, Mary.
01:10Uh, if you're okay with it, I can talk to her.
01:12Why?
01:13Well, she trusts me. Maybe I can find out what's going on.
01:16I know what's going on. There's a three-pack of condoms and only two left.
01:21Well, that can mean a lot of things.
01:24Like?
01:25Like?
01:26Let me talk to her and get back to you.
01:29Okay.
01:30Thanks.
01:33I cannot believe this.
01:35Well, at least she was being careful.
01:37Careful is keeping your pants on.
01:40She's a teenager. It's going to happen sooner or later.
01:43Later. I love later.
01:45And when you talk to her, get the name of this guy and where he lives.
01:49And if he's bigger than me.
01:52Okay. One step at a time.
01:54Where did she even get condoms?
01:56Drugstore, I guess.
01:58Really?
01:59I never had the courage to buy them at a drugstore.
02:02Which is why I had to buy a pregnancy test.
02:05Why was she snooping in my room?
02:08More importantly, you cannot tell her I gave them to you.
02:39She's going to kill me.
02:41Probably.
02:42What do I do?
02:44Well, she doesn't know you did anything.
02:46She knows there's a condom missing.
02:49Right.
02:50So, I guess that means you...
02:53Yeah.
02:55So, how'd it go?
02:57Over so fast, I'm not sure it counted.
03:00I'm dead.
03:00Yeah, get used to that.
03:04I'm dead.
03:05Well, I think we have two options here.
03:08We come clean and we hope she understands or we lie our asses off.
03:12That one. Asses.
03:15Okay. I'll tell your mom that you stole them from the drugstore.
03:19Why?
03:19Well, shoplifting. It's a distraction.
03:21Like pleading guilty to a lesser offense.
03:24Smart.
03:25Mm-hmm. And you were curious how they worked,
03:27so you took one out and you put it on a banana.
03:30A banana?
03:31A cucumber, a carrot, it doesn't matter.
03:33What matters is you weren't having sex.
03:36Right.
03:37Mm-hmm.
03:38I got your back.
03:41Someday I hope I can do this kind of thing for Cece.
03:42What is wrong with you?
03:44No!
03:51You don't need anything else. I'm going to head out.
03:54Already?
03:55I work part-time for free. I leave when I want.
03:59Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
04:01Sure.
04:02When Mandy was a teenager, how did you keep boys away from her?
04:06Your daughter craps in a diaper. That ought to take care of the boys for a while.
04:10Oh, it's my sister. With my dad gone, she's my responsibility.
04:15Yeah, I get that.
04:17Well, when the fellas used to come around and see Mandy,
04:20I'd shake their hands so hard I could see tears in their eyes.
04:24I think I messed my window to scare the boy off.
04:27Oh.
04:28Well, in that case, I find living in denial to be an excellent coping strategy.
04:33So stick my head in the sand?
04:34Oh, yeah. Deep as you can go.
04:36I don't think I can do that.
04:38You sure?
04:39Got me through finding out that my daughter got knocked up by some dumbass 17-year-old.
04:45But now you love me, right?
04:47Check my head. Let me show you how much.
04:53You know I don't like gossip, but there's a nasty rumor going around about one of our younger parishioners.
04:58Really? Um, anyone I know?
05:01Actually, yes. Mark Delfino.
05:05Word on the street is he's selling marijuana cigarettes.
05:09Everybody knows that. He's a terrible child.
05:12Oh, you're here.
05:14Hey.
05:15Hey, Mandy. What brings you by?
05:17She doesn't need a reason to visit her mother-in-law.
05:20That's nice. How's little Cece doing? I bet she's gabbin' up a storm.
05:24Oh, yeah, she is a real chatterbox. Okay, bye.
05:28What have you got?
05:29It's not as bad as you think. There was no sex.
05:32Oh, thank the Lord.
05:36Wait.
05:37Why, then, was there a condom missing?
05:40Oh, well, you're gonna laugh.
05:44Um, she was curious, so she took one out and she put it on a banana.
05:50That's what she told you?
05:52Yeah.
05:54And you believed it?
05:56You don't?
05:57No.
05:58That is the stupidest story I've ever heard.
06:01No, it's a good story. It's very plausible.
06:04Oh, and she stole them from the drugstore.
06:08Well, that part I buy.
06:11What are you gonna do?
06:13I am gonna put the fear of God into that girl is what I'm gonna do.
06:18Well, what exactly does that entail?
06:21Well, for starters, I'm gonna ground her, take her door off her bedroom.
06:25That should do it.
06:25Then I'm gonna sit her in front of the TV and make her watch videos of childbirth.
06:30Try and find some big-headed babies.
06:35Wow, you've really thought about this.
06:37Every day for 16 years.
06:44Oh, Cece's getting cuter by the day.
06:47You know, when she was born, she was bald and chunky like Jim, but now she's all me.
06:53Hey, Mom, give me the phone.
06:55Oh, in a minute, I'm talking to your Aunt Louise.
06:57Okay, this is important.
06:59Well, so is this.
07:01It's Amanda.
07:02Aunt Louise says hi.
07:04Oh, let me talk to her.
07:06Hi, Aunt Louise. Bye, Aunt Louise.
07:08Amanda!
07:09Yes, I know, I'm terrible. I'll be right back.
07:14Hello?
07:15Hey, she didn't believe the banana story, which is crazy, because it's so good.
07:20Melissa Cooper, where are you?
07:21I gotta go.
07:22Oh, but she did believe you stole it, so run with that.
07:30What was that all about?
07:32Oh, I'd rather not say.
07:33Amanda.
07:35Missy got caught shoplifting.
07:37I believe it.
07:40Who is the boy?
07:42There is no boy.
07:43Was that him on the phone?
07:44No.
07:45You had better start explaining yourself.
07:48Why?
07:48You're just gonna tell me I'm going to hell.
07:50Well, sex before marriage is a sin.
07:53You did it.
07:54And God punished me with a disrespectful daughter.
07:58I'm not talking about this.
08:00But you'll talk to Mandy?
08:01Yes.
08:02She listens.
08:02It doesn't lecture me.
08:05Did she know about this?
08:11This is salt.
08:13Hello?
08:15Huh?
08:16Salt.
08:16Oh.
08:17Sorry.
08:20You okay?
08:22Yeah.
08:22Fine.
08:24Here's some good news.
08:25I may buy a trombone.
08:28How's that good news?
08:29I don't own one, and now I might.
08:31Anyone else lost?
08:35I'll get it.
08:38Hello?
08:39She's headed your way, and she's pissed.
08:41Hang on.
08:44Why didn't you tell her?
08:45I'll get it.
08:47Hey, we're eating dinner.
08:49Don't be rude.
08:50You're on the phone.
08:54Thought my trombone news would have made a bigger splash.
08:59Where is your lying wife?
09:03Can you come back later?
09:04We're having dinner.
09:09Mary, I know you're mad.
09:11Oh, I am way past mad.
09:13I am ticked.
09:17About what?
09:18You don't know?
09:19About this one giving your sister condoms?
09:22What?
09:23How could you do that?
09:24She's just a kid.
09:25Should we give them some privacy?
09:27Shut up.
09:29What were you thinking?
09:31She was thinking that it was her place to make decisions about my daughter.
09:34Hey, she came to me.
09:36Then you lied about it?
09:38Only because I didn't want to get her in trouble.
09:40Or get me in trouble.
09:42You?
09:43Stay away from Missy.
09:48Wow.
09:50I've never seen her so upset.
09:52She ain't the only one.
09:55Whoa.
09:56I'm with Mary on this.
09:59Whoa.
10:07Are you avoiding me?
10:09I'm trying.
10:10Okay, listen.
10:11Missy was talking to me about this guy she's seeing.
10:14It was starting to get serious, so I wanted to make sure she was safe.
10:17Did you try telling her not to do it?
10:19If anybody had told you that, would it have worked?
10:21That's different.
10:22I'm a guy.
10:24So, it was okay for you to have sex in high school, but not the girls you were with?
10:29Yes.
10:31And I, for one, was disappointed in their lack of self-control.
10:35I'm sure they were disappointed, too.
10:38This ain't about me.
10:39This is about you keeping secrets.
10:42You honestly want to know about your sister's sex life?
10:44No, but I need to.
10:46She's my responsibility.
10:48Fine.
10:50She's been seeing this guy for a while.
10:51She really likes him.
10:53They've been fooling around, mostly over-the-clothes stuff.
10:55You're right.
10:56Don't want to hear it.
10:57Which is why I was handling it.
10:59She's my responsibility, too.
11:01My mom don't see it that way.
11:04Well, then you need to make her understand.
11:06I ain't taking your side in this.
11:08You have no choice.
11:09I'm your wife.
11:10So, I don't get to decide the side I'm on?
11:13No.
11:13The side was decided, and the side is mine.
11:16What about the boy?
11:17Can I at least kick his ass?
11:19Should my brother have kicked your ass?
11:21Connor, please.
11:25Like I had time to beat up every guy Manny had sex with.
11:32So, just because I'm married, I'm supposed to tell my mom she's wrong?
11:35You can't go against your mom.
11:37What about my wife?
11:38Dude, you only get one mom.
11:40You can have tons of wives.
11:43Seriously?
11:44Fine.
11:44Two, three tops.
11:46Maybe four.
11:47You started young.
11:49Since you have none wives, maybe pop down.
11:53What would you do?
11:55Rule of thumb.
11:56If you have to pick between two women, always pick the one you sleep with.
12:00Aw.
12:01You can only sleep with one woman?
12:03I sleep with several.
12:05No, you don't.
12:06I could.
12:08So, you always side with Mrs. McAllister over your mom?
12:12Exactly.
12:13You know, I've never met your mom.
12:16Exactly.
12:17Well, I'm not cutting out my mother.
12:19I want her and Mandy to get along.
12:22I really could.
12:27I have tried so hard to raise Missy with good Christian values.
12:31Not your fault.
12:32Kids these days are faced with all sorts of temptation.
12:35Tell me about it.
12:37Just the other day, I saw a music video about a man who liked big butts.
12:42Lord.
12:43He was honest about it.
12:45But it's still very troubling.
12:47And Mandy's not helping, making Missy think that this kind of behavior is acceptable.
12:52Well, we'll continue to pray on this.
12:57Thank you for listening.
12:58God didn't give me these just for holding up sunglasses.
13:06I don't want my mom to know I'm here.
13:08What's going on?
13:09She's mad at Mandy.
13:11I'm caught in the middle.
13:12And I'm hoping you can smooth things out.
13:14Won't they put me in the middle?
13:15Yep.
13:15So what's the plan?
13:17Well, your mother's unhappy that Mandy overstepped her bounds.
13:21I didn't ask for a recap.
13:22I asked for a plan.
13:24Suppose I could sit down with all parties and open up a line of communication?
13:29Great.
13:30Let me know how it goes.
13:31You're one of the parties.
13:33Oh, come on.
13:35Does anyone really think I'll be helpful here?
13:38You're not putting me in a room with three angry women, Georgie.
13:41You're coming.
13:49First of all, I just want to thank everyone for being here.
13:53In a family, nothing is more important than honest and open communication.
13:58Oh, just start.
14:00I'll start.
14:01I don't want to be here.
14:02Well, you should have thought about that before you took your clothes off.
14:06Please let me leave.
14:07Suck it up.
14:10You are so lucky your father's not alive because this would have killed him.
14:14And you wonder why she doesn't want to talk to you.
14:16Mandy!
14:17What?
14:17She's making it worse.
14:18No, you're making it worse.
14:20Georgie, let's keep it civil.
14:21You're right.
14:22I should take a walk around the block and...
14:24Sit.
14:26The reason we're here is not to rehash the past.
14:29What's been done is done.
14:30It's for y'all to find a way forward as a loving Christian family.
14:34This isn't fair.
14:35Georgie had sex in high school.
14:36No one crazy.
14:37Hey, I was not happy about that, but at least he married her.
14:41I wasn't talking about Mandy.
14:42Hey!
14:44How did I go so wrong with my children?
14:46Oh, well, if it makes you feel any better, Sheldon will probably die of her.
14:50That is not true.
14:52When the time is right, he will find a wife and have a beautiful family.
14:57Oh, come on, Mom.
14:59Just leave Shelly out of this, and you stay away from Missy.
15:03It's not her fault I asked her for help.
15:06Yeah, because she couldn't come to you.
15:08Why?
15:08Because I have values that you think are a joke?
15:11I don't think they're a joke.
15:12I think they're unrealistic.
15:14Teenagers have sex.
15:15Excuse me, most save themselves for marriage.
15:19Most?
15:19Many.
15:21How many?
15:22The point is, abstinence is cool.
15:26Missy, I hope you understand.
15:28Your mother is just trying to keep you safe.
15:30So was I.
15:31I'm talking about her soul.
15:33And I'm talking about her not getting pregnant.
15:35There is only one sure way to not get pregnant.
15:37Being Sheldon's future wife.
15:39That's enough out of you.
15:40Really, you're on Mom's side.
15:42No, I'm on Mandy's side.
15:45Is that so?
15:47Seriously?
15:48So you're okay with your wife giving your sister prophylactics?
15:52Yes.
15:54Just to be clear, that's what old people call condoms, right?
15:57Right.
15:58Then yeah, I guess I am.
16:00Georgie!
16:00Hey, I don't like the idea of her doing stuff with boys either.
16:03It's not boys, it's just boy.
16:05What's his name?
16:06Nice try.
16:07See?
16:08She can't talk to me because I just want to kick this kid's ass.
16:10She can't talk to you because you're just going to pray at her, so it's good she's got Mandy.
16:14She can always talk to me.
16:16I'm being serious right now.
16:19So if you're going to be mad at Mandy, then be mad at me too, because we're a team.
16:23Done.
16:23Can I leave now?
16:25This meeting, yes.
16:27Your room, not for the next 20 years!
16:35I know we may not have solved everything, but I think we made some progress.
16:40Abstinence is cool.
16:41If you'd ever tried it, you'd know.
16:43Oh, Mary, that was uncalled for.
16:47But we were all thinking it.
17:01You can't do that here.
17:03It's okay, officer.
17:05We're married.
17:05Then go home.
17:07Sorry.
17:08Um, he took my side over his mother's tonight and I couldn't keep my hands off him.
17:13You took her side?
17:15Yes, ma'am.
17:17Then knock yourselves out.
17:35In his defense, he did warn us.
18:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:08No, no, no, no no.
18:11I'm not sure if you need to be married.
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