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Heated Rivalry - Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01New born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30You gotta save you.
01:31Let's go.
01:33Let's go!
01:33You gotta save you too.
01:36I don't know if you times we don't wanna coordinate it.
01:39I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:40I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:44See your little bitch.
01:45I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:55Good job, give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made
02:07a mistake, when she made driver, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever.
02:21Good job.
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like a tree, a dog, a hill that's crooked from
03:04the wind that bites.
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light. You're washed up the river and I'm standing
03:19in my light. You're standing in my light. You're standing in my light. You're standing in my light. You're standing
03:27in my light.
03:42You're standing in my light.
04:11You're Jews ever standing in my light. You're standing in my light. You're hanging on my light.
04:18Well done, I learned nothing.
04:23Hey, if Rosaeno fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fuck him back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston. You want to see?
04:39No, thanks. Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:31Thanks, guys.
06:01Thanks, guys.
06:47Thanks, guys.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight-up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:22You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Oh, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it.
07:58I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22It's the wound.
09:25It's the wound.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:44Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:00Where were you?
10:05Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:48He's okay.
10:55Oh, he's so close to me.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08He's okay.
11:09It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:01Oh, my God.
12:22Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will shower now, okay?
12:57you killed me wonder i'm dead that was so fucking hot
13:07we're to wait
13:09i should go
13:31so uh
13:33obviously we won't see each other during the olympics right
13:36oh right
13:39your family must be happy there in russia
13:44yes
13:45my parents are pretty psyched for me
13:47they're pissed they can't come but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game
13:55i bet uh your parents will be there right
13:58my father yes maybe my brother but who knows
14:03cool
14:04anyways i'm psyched i've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:08don't even know what who runs metal you fucking wish dude
14:16hey uh remember when i made you come hands-free
14:19go fuck yourself rosina
14:23such a good drink
14:24your cab is definitely here
14:36bye
14:38bye
14:45welcome back to man in the crease your all-star hockey podcast for the first period we're
14:50four days into this year's winter games and there's already a contender for top story here
14:55what an embarrassing and promising year for the russian men's hockey team a hard pill to swallow
15:02on all mice and especially for the young phenom ilia rosanov chosen as his country's captain
15:35all in there what's up mother fucker
15:38boys hey holy fuck can you believe russia be nice funny at least i fucking lost lafayette
15:43did you see that game yeah it was a straight-up schist show a debacle
15:47hey what did ross say about it uh i don't know nothing to me that's for sure
15:52i think he knows canada has this in the bag uh-uh so you say this year baby we're
15:56fucking coming for you okay trust me you look great in silver vanni don't even stress oh good one
16:00oh yeah does your room have that smell yes yes it does is it black mold because that's what jj
16:10thinks it is yeah he's probably right good news is we're not going to be here all right so tonight
16:14we can do the men's short form figure skating here my buddy joe is in that program we're trying
16:17together would you guys uh be cool to do that i'd love to show up for him hell yeah man
16:22show up for any
16:23dude is that brave what do you mean well i'm assuming your buddy might be gay i mean if i
16:33can pray
16:33for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like hey here's me russia is not
16:38safe for folks
16:39like that yeah fucking balls of steel man
17:14man your buddy killed it yeah he did i'm just gonna find the bathroom
17:45hey not here no i'm not i saw you up here i wanted to see how you're doing fine go
17:53sit down
17:57we hit we are not anything go away holandar
18:09are you okay please go you didn't answer my text
18:16no i did not answer your boring text now you go
18:22fine what the
18:36asses
18:36you have to do it
18:37you have to be kissed
18:38my minister is still wanting to meet you
18:43afternoon
18:44no matter what
18:48This is my honor.
18:49You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday's...
18:54...you won't win...
18:57...Latvia.
18:59...Latvia.
19:00And he's still drinking.
19:02How did you do this before?
19:04Is it not sad?
19:05It's not sad, Otec.
19:07Well, not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a game.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not a shame,
19:16which you showed in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:22Our enemies are injured.
19:24The team is not playing.
19:25It's playing?
19:26What is this American absurd?
19:28What is it playing?
19:30You, captain, you're playing it playing.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from the childhood.
19:45I'm playing a woman.
19:47I'm playing a woman.
19:49I'll play a girl.
19:52I'm playing a girl.
19:52No, Otec.
19:56My mother is dead.
19:58She does not care.
19:59You do not remember?
20:01Of course.
20:03I was in the view of your family.
20:06Where are you, Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go to the Gala evening,
20:23so I can meet with the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the same.
20:35And everything is always on the military.
20:37And what you're doing?
20:39He wasn't in shape.
20:41He's not in shape.
20:42He's still in shape.
20:43He needs to rest.
20:45He's got a prize for all of America.
20:47He's got a good job.
20:50He's too good for us.
20:52It's a problem with leadership.
20:55It's always a problem.
20:56It's a problem.
20:57Libertad.
20:59You're not too much.
21:06You're not too much.
21:10You're not too much.
21:10You're not too much.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'm going to be in the bar.
21:17He's got a new one.
21:18You're not too much.
21:21Look how she's got it for you.
21:24From my childhood.
21:26I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:35I want to drink.
21:51You're a little bit.
21:56You're a little bit, Sash.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I'd like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who've been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:13you've got to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame you for me for me.
22:21But in any case, it doesn't mean to you.
22:25It doesn't mean to me.
22:26It doesn't mean to me.
22:26Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:28Your father is a fool.
22:30Who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you'll win, Montreal.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
22:59Where do you know everything?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03You're getting a severely hurt.
23:06With a
23:07bad attack.
23:07There's a lot of things you've tested to win.
23:10You don't get it on that,
23:14in the Pacific,
23:17or in Chicago,
23:19it's not that pretty good.
23:21In the final,
23:21you'll be looking for San Francisco,
23:23and they're good,
23:25but you're too young.
23:27You get off the Cup of Sanja
23:29and a year earlier,
23:29than I have played with Santos.
23:35No, thank you. I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:38I need to look at you ideal tomorrow.
23:41You always look ideal.
23:42Right. But you need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:54Well, what?
24:00How's the prize, Sasha?
24:03Wow, that's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Boys. Just a nice.
24:17And boys?
24:21You've seen French men?
24:24Right?
24:25I'm sorry.
24:30Oh my God.
24:34You're nothing.
24:37You're not going to lie.
24:40You're not joking.
24:43You're not flirting with the answer.
24:48I don't know.
24:49But before you were more fun.
24:56Do you remember?
25:06Are you here? Seriously?
25:10Seriously?
25:12The danger was earlier to you, if you remember me, don't change me.
25:21We are children, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:37Where are you from?
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:51I'll find a party.
25:54Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:04I was happy to see you.
26:24What happens here?
26:26Yeah!
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30Yeah!
26:30How am I supposed to do that?
26:31I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:47Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Okay.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop!
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:38Here.
27:39At home.
27:40Tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:21I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You ate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:43Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:45Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01In shots he ends.
29:03And obviously.
29:07Imagine that, Lamar!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:32Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:46Woo!
29:47Woo!
29:48Woo!
29:49Woo!
29:50Woo!
29:59But the most important thing...
30:01Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:23Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:14What?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:21What?
31:21What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you.
31:43You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe yes, nicely.
32:07Huh?
32:08Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:43No.
32:47What?
32:50No.
32:52We'll go back to our seats,
32:54watch the rest of this boring show,
32:56and then go to boring party after.
33:00And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:06and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No.
33:23The New Yorker is boring.
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is,
33:32is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:43Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:45I will blow you,
33:46fuck you,
33:47whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
34:09And if you win?
34:10Good luck coming.
34:11let's make a deal.
34:20What a lot of people who come in.
34:24A lot of people who come in.
34:27I've said no,
34:27I'll drive those lines for what you do.
34:27There are going to be.
34:28I'm going to be in this position.
34:30Okay?
34:31I'll line up,
34:33the special assistant.
34:34You're the last one.
34:35You're the last one.
34:36You're the last one.
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now, take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:36You're such a good one.
35:38You're such an unsure person.
35:44You're such an asshole.
35:47You're such a good person.
35:48I'm so happy.
35:48I'm so happy.
35:49What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:16good now get on the bed
36:25this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:35touch yourself what show up for me i want to watch you
36:39you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:43i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:49no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:28do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:03are you gonna fuck me
38:04we will see i need what you know tell me
38:22i need you
38:25i need you
38:40it's
38:41ok
38:52it's
38:59that he's
39:25So Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:48Oh yes.
39:55Why?
39:58What do you mean why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:06It's home.
40:08Yeah.
40:10But...
40:11I don't know.
40:12Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:44Yeah.
40:45Me too.
40:45You I should have.
40:54So I'm off.
40:58Goodbye Hollander.
41:26Well, you are so...
41:26I can't see you.
41:26I can't see you.
41:28Boat.
41:29You're super good.
41:29I want to see you.
41:29Let's go.
42:05Let's go.
42:29Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:29Let's go.
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