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00:00:18Oh, my God, Big Show is back.
00:00:20Oh, no, no, no, no, don't do this.
00:00:23Oh, my God.
00:00:24Big Show, do it.
00:00:24No.
00:00:25Stop this.
00:00:26No, no, no, no, my God.
00:00:36Oh, my God.
00:00:39That ain't, that ain't good.
00:00:45Oh, my God.
00:01:20The Verizon Wireless Arena at Manchester, New Hampshire is a buzz with anticipation tonight.
00:01:27Welcome to SmackDown on UPN, Michael Cole and Towson ringside.
00:01:33And tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we will have an update on Rey Mysterio after that horrifying attack at the hands
00:01:41of Big Show Sunday at Backlash.
00:01:43A respectable act by the Big Show, Rey Mysterio.
00:01:47Rey Mysterio's career was almost ended there.
00:01:49I'll tell you, folks, coming on later on tonight, but what a huge tag team matchup tonight.
00:01:54Oh, absolutely.
00:01:55Sable in the ring tonight, and she's competing, and Tari Wilson is a tag team partner.
00:02:00And also tonight, a special edition of Piper's Pit with a very special guest.
00:02:07Oh, yeah.
00:02:08Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on SmackDown, the very first appearance of Mr. America tonight.
00:02:37Well, despite the fact that Los Guerreros are carrying the Tag Team Championship,
00:02:43Los Guerreros are not.
00:02:45The Tag Team Champions.
00:02:46That's right.
00:02:47Let's take it back to Backlash four nights ago.
00:02:50Team Angle stole one from Los Guerrero's playbook as Team Angle would cheat to win.
00:02:56Well, Team Angle got the victory, yeah, taking a paint down to Guerrero's book.
00:03:00I mean, Team Angle still the Tag Team Champions.
00:03:03I can see that portion of Kurt Angle, Tag Team titles in here where they belong.
00:03:07But then Los Guerrero, well, he did a little damage and stole some property.
00:03:12A ticked off, Chavo Guerrero, taking Team Angle out.
00:03:16And then Eddie and Chavo would confiscate the Tag Team goal.
00:03:19You know what the family tradition is, they lie, they cheat, they steal.
00:03:23Yeah, they do, I know it.
00:03:25Nice horn, but I don't agree with this.
00:03:27I think the exception is, Los Guerrero's are not the Tag Team Champions.
00:03:32Those Tag Team titles are rewards when you're the champions and
00:03:35the champions are Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin Team Angle.
00:03:38I agree with you on that point, but
00:03:39many people believe Los Guerrero should have won that matchup.
00:03:42But they didn't, they should have, but did it.
00:03:47Yes, I have.
00:03:51And bring a company to the ring by Crash.
00:03:54And a combined weight of 411 pounds.
00:03:58Shannon Moore and the Cruiserweight Champion.
00:04:01Matt Hardy's version.
00:04:04I have read the book, Cole, yes I have, have you read the book?
00:04:07Yeah, I've read it, but I don't know if Crash has.
00:04:09Remember what Matt Hardy said last week, Crash is a Mattitude follower in training.
00:04:15Yes.
00:04:15Crash is learning first from Shannon Moore, then from Matt Hardy.
00:04:19Well, when you learn from Shannon Moore, that makes you a moron.
00:04:21You should know all about morons.
00:04:23Well, that's a nice goal, good way to kick the night off.
00:04:26Okay then, well you ain't trying to be funny, Cole.
00:04:29What you should be worried about is what he's going to say to you when he finds out.
00:04:33Who?
00:04:34Enrique Iglesias.
00:04:35When he finds out you got his drive ticket.
00:04:37You got his damn shirt on.
00:04:39Well, it's Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore to meet Los Guerreros in this tag team matchup.
00:04:46On a highly anticipated night here in Manchester, New Hampshire.
00:04:49In Piper's Pit tonight, we will have the debut of Mr. America.
00:04:55Also tonight, Sable and Tori versus Dawn and Nidia.
00:04:58Can't wait to see how Sable and Tori are gonna get along after what's happened over the past week.
00:05:02And the controversial Big Show is here.
00:05:05Also, as we promised, an update on Rey Mysterio.
00:05:08Quick tag made to Chavo, and here go Los Guerreros, who again, are carrying around that tag team gold that
00:05:13doesn't belong to them.
00:05:14Yes, they are, but right here it's gonna be classic Eddie Guerrero with that big flying heel right on the
00:05:19knee, pinpointing the leg of Shannon Moore.
00:05:21What do you think the Guerreros been doing with that tag team titles over the past few days?
00:05:25I don't know.
00:05:25They don't belong having those tag team titles, but I guess they didn't hop them yet.
00:05:30Eddie Guerrero with a, well look at this, Chavo in off the tag, and the Guerreros with a classic double
00:05:36team on Shannon Moore.
00:05:38Nice roll, beautiful, beautiful takedown double by Los Guerreros into a leg bar.
00:05:45Referee Mike Chioda here saying that he never saw the tag made to Chavo, who begins the count.
00:05:50They did make a tag, we did see that.
00:05:52They did, well sometimes lie, cheat, and steal, and you know, it catches up to you.
00:05:55Oh, what an uppercut by Eddie Guerrero, so Eddie again is the legal man.
00:05:59Chavo goes back out to the apron.
00:06:00Eddie Guerrero goes to work on Shannon Moore.
00:06:03Wonderful backlash four days ago, and I'll tell you, what a great matchup between Los Guerreros and Team Angle.
00:06:08I thought Los Guerreros were actually gonna win the titles, and look at Crash with the Hardy Boys book to
00:06:13the back of Eddie.
00:06:14And Shannon Moore takes control.
00:06:16Yeah, big leg lariat to the back of Eddie Guerrero's head, thanks to the Mattitude follower training, Crash out.
00:06:22Crash.
00:06:22Here's the Cruiserweight Champion, Matt Hardy, of course, still on that strict diet as he looks to stay at the
00:06:27Cruiserweight limit of 220 pounds.
00:06:28Yeah, yeah, you know, he's been really shutting down the lobster sauce, and we're in here in New England, so
00:06:32there's tons of lobster sauce and all that stuff.
00:06:35Actually, I know Crash Howley is up.
00:06:37Oh, man.
00:06:38Crash Howley's been on the diet.
00:06:40Here's the cover, puts the leg, and Eddie Guerrero just gets the shoulder.
00:06:43High impact maneuver right there by Matt Hardy, version one, with a full Nelson applied on Eddie Guerrero.
00:06:50Now, I was talking about Crash's diet, he's a vegetarian, Cole.
00:06:54That means he doesn't eat meat.
00:06:55Well, I didn't say Crash don't eat no meat.
00:06:57That's great.
00:06:58But, you know, he eats a lot of salad, you know.
00:07:00So he's an herbivore.
00:07:01Well, yeah, yeah.
00:07:02A what?
00:07:03An herbivore.
00:07:03Yeah, right.
00:07:04He tosses salad.
00:07:05But I don't think he uses tomatoes in it, though.
00:07:08I don't think so, either.
00:07:09Yeah, Shannon's not into tomatoes.
00:07:11Look at Matt Hardy working on Eddie Guerrero.
00:07:13He loves cucumbers.
00:07:15Eddie Guerrero battling back.
00:07:17Whoa!
00:07:17Wow!
00:07:18Beautiful back suplex right there, man.
00:07:20Wow!
00:07:21Matt landing high and tight.
00:07:22Can Eddie Guerrero take control?
00:07:25Matt Hardy rolling toward the wrong corner.
00:07:26I don't think Matt knows where he's out of here.
00:07:30Needs to try to make it to Shannon Moore.
00:07:32The Shannon!
00:07:32Tag was made by Eddie N'Chavo.
00:07:34That's right, you're right.
00:07:35That's right, the point.
00:07:36But referee Mike Chioda did not see the tag again.
00:07:39And the double team has begun.
00:07:42And Chavo says, the hell with this.
00:07:44And Chavo's gonna clean house.
00:07:46Well, I don't blame Chavo.
00:07:48I don't blame-
00:07:48I don't blame-
00:07:49Oh, a low drop there.
00:07:51And Chavo Guerrero-
00:07:52Hot kick for Shannon Moore.
00:07:54Oh, look at Crash up on the apron.
00:07:56Well, there, that's right, Crash, he's been training.
00:07:58He's the moron for now.
00:08:00And Chavo knocks him off the apron, and look at Chavo-
00:08:04Whoa!
00:08:06Taking Crash out.
00:08:07Well, no more on the wing and clam shadow for him.
00:08:10Oh!
00:08:10Matt Hardy bounces off that top turnbuckle.
00:08:13Oh, and a shot by Eddie.
00:08:15Eddie Guerrero with a shot to Matt Hardy as well.
00:08:17Listen, Latino, he picks up the tempo here.
00:08:20That's what Eddie Guerrero is just-
00:08:22Classic Eddie Guerrero, he's so good at that.
00:08:23Latino, he picks up the tempo and the tempo.
00:08:27Beautiful!
00:08:29Here's the cover.
00:08:30Eddie hooks the leg.
00:08:31He's got him.
00:08:32And Matt Hardy just kicks out.
00:08:34Tough to beat Matt Hardy.
00:08:35And Matt Hardy is saying his first barbecue.
00:08:37Eddie Guerrero getting all fired up.
00:08:41Suplex!
00:08:42Nice!
00:08:42The late vertical, spinning the hips.
00:08:44We've seen Eddie do this triple vertical suplex.
00:08:47And Shannon Moore.
00:08:48That's what it takes to be an MF-er.
00:08:50Gets Matt Hardy out of that predicament.
00:08:53Shannon between the legs of Eddie.
00:08:55Shot to the midsection.
00:08:56Eddie Guerrero's in trouble here.
00:08:58Got him up in the end.
00:08:58Whoa!
00:08:59Samoa drop with a neck breaker.
00:09:01Sweet, beautiful move.
00:09:02Gives the hook to the leg.
00:09:03Shoulders down and a kick out.
00:09:06By Eddie Guerrero.
00:09:07Matt Hardy thought he picked up the three count.
00:09:09One hell of a match up here, Cole.
00:09:12Matt Hardy, Eddie Guerrero.
00:09:14Look at Chavo.
00:09:14Yeah, with the Chavo.
00:09:17It's not his and he's hitting people with it.
00:09:19And Matt Hardy.
00:09:20It's Chavo up to.
00:09:21Eddie to the top rope.
00:09:23But the Green Tights is feeling froggy.
00:09:28They lie.
00:09:29They cheat.
00:09:30They steal.
00:09:30And the Guerreros win.
00:09:34Here are your winners, Los Guerreros.
00:09:39Well, they used tag team goals that doesn't even belong to them.
00:09:42They used Haas and Benjamin's team angles goals.
00:09:45Whoa!
00:09:46Well, Crash and Shannon Moore are a bit upset at what the Guerreros did to Matt Hardy.
00:09:49He's a sensei of attitude.
00:09:50Well, reverse.
00:09:51You can't blame him, Cole.
00:09:52You can't blame Crash and Shannon.
00:09:55What?
00:09:55Oh, wait.
00:09:56Oh, here goes Shannon.
00:09:57Backtrack.
00:09:57Watch.
00:09:58The top bumping into Crash.
00:10:00That was one high fall there right on Crash.
00:10:02Hey, it's team angle.
00:10:03The tag team champions.
00:10:05I think they're out here to get their gold back.
00:10:07You think they should?
00:10:10And the Guerreros only team angle off of the past.
00:10:12Tudor worn out.
00:10:14Begins.
00:10:14Come on.
00:10:14Charlie Haas from behind and got caught.
00:10:1615 something.
00:10:17Now, y'all.
00:10:18They're not the Guerreros.
00:10:20They've got these titles since Sunday, the Guerreros do.
00:10:25Team Angle won the match at Backlash.
00:10:28Los Guerreros stole the tag team goal.
00:10:30And I gotta ask you, what's team Angle gonna do to give those titles back?
00:10:35That's a very good question, partner.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38In the ring of the tag team champions.
00:10:40Deathless.
00:10:41Championship.
00:10:44And Team Angle is irate.
00:10:48Ain't that right?
00:10:50I do it.
00:10:51Ain't right.
00:10:51Los Guerreros playing mind games.
00:10:53Holding on to the tag team goal.
00:10:56And the mock celebration on the stage.
00:11:01Oh, tonight.
00:11:02It is the most anticipated debut in a long time.
00:11:06Mr. America is here in Piper's Pit tonight.
00:11:13Excuse me, Stephanie.
00:11:14I don't mean to interrupt, but who is Mr. America?
00:11:17Well, Josh, I think you do mean to interrupt.
00:11:20But that certainly is the question on everyone's mind, isn't it?
00:11:24Just who is Mr. America?
00:11:26Well, the truth is I don't know.
00:11:29See, I signed Mr. America sight unseen.
00:11:32I did beat Eric Bischoff.
00:11:34Therefore, I am going to meet the newest member of the SmackDown roster right now.
00:11:39Look out, sweet baby.
00:11:40Get out of the way.
00:11:40Steph.
00:11:42We need to talk.
00:11:44The Guerreros.
00:11:45They're the problem.
00:11:46They stole our titles, but if we don't get them back, Kurt's going to be really, really mad.
00:11:51I mean, we're the tag team champions.
00:11:53We need those belts.
00:11:55I know you're the tag team champions.
00:11:56You definitely need your titles, but you shouldn't have let the Guerreros take them from you.
00:12:00I mean, that's what the Guerreros do.
00:12:01They lie.
00:12:02They cheat.
00:12:02They steal.
00:12:03You guys should know that better than anybody else, but I guess you had to learn your lesson
00:12:06the hard way.
00:12:08But listen, the Guerreros were in the wrong.
00:12:11Therefore, tonight, after your match, the Guerreros will be returning your tag titles to you.
00:12:18That is all we wanted.
00:12:19Thank you very much.
00:12:21But there's something I want.
00:12:22Because it seems the Guerreros aren't the only ones who cheat around here.
00:12:27Therefore, at Judgment Day, there will be a rematch of Team Angle versus the Guerreros for
00:12:35the tag team champions.
00:12:36Again?
00:12:37Why?
00:12:37And not only that, but the tag team title belts themselves will be suspended high above
00:12:44the ring because you'll be facing the Guerreros in a ladder match.
00:12:50A ladder match?
00:12:51A ladder match?
00:12:54A ladder match?
00:12:55You gotta be kidding me.
00:12:57A ladder match.
00:12:58A ladder match.
00:12:59A ladder match.
00:12:59Yeah, tag champs could be in trouble.
00:13:01Guerreros, that definitely favors them, but I'll tell you, I think Steph is doing the
00:13:04right thing by, you know, having the Guerreros come out here later and give the champions
00:13:08their titles back.
00:13:09We're gonna switch gears for just a moment, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:11In a few moments, we're gonna show you the disturbing footage from this past Sunday at
00:13:14Backlash involving Rey Mysterio and the Big Show.
00:13:17We would like to update you now on the condition of Rey Mysterio.
00:13:20He's still undergoing a battery of tests with his doctors as we speak.
00:13:24Yeah, that's right, Cole.
00:13:25You know, doctors are doing more testing on Rey and, you know, we wish Rey Mysterio the
00:13:29best.
00:13:29Hopefully, he'll get back strong.
00:13:30From what we understand, he did suffer some nerve damage.
00:13:33But this all started a couple of weeks ago.
00:13:35Rey Mysterio with a series of events that would embarrass and humiliate the Big Show.
00:13:51He's seeing Rey, I think it's a threat from anger and embarrassment.
00:13:55Big Show's hot.
00:13:56Well, can you blame him?
00:13:57I mean Mysterio just embarrassed him.
00:14:02Hey, hey! It's Mysterio! Where the hell are you come from?
00:14:06I don't know. And Big Show is in pursuit of Mysterio.
00:14:09Big Show knows where Mysterio is. No! Where is he?
00:14:13What, is he invisible now all of a sudden? He wears a mask.
00:14:15Hey! Mysterio from behind! Blindside attack!
00:14:19Back in the Big Show tab! Big Show just tripped over his own feet!
00:14:23Mysterio embarrassed Big Show for the second straight week!
00:14:26Yeah, but Cole, what's gonna happen to Rey Mysterio at Pac-Lash?
00:14:32Oh, no. No, no, no! Show, don't do this!
00:14:35Oh, my God! No! Stop this!
00:14:37No! No! Oh, my God!
00:14:41The embarrassment and the humiliation has fistered in Big Show for weeks
00:14:45and it led to that.
00:14:46Can you imagine the force driven into the spine of Rey Mysterio?
00:14:50No, no. I'd rather not imagine it.
00:14:52That ain't good.
00:15:06What's that all about?
00:15:10And so, my fellow Americans,
00:15:14ask not what your country can do for you,
00:15:18ask what you can do for your country.
00:15:22This war is only half over.
00:15:26The fighting spirit of America.
00:15:33Mr. America is coming.
00:15:41Well, well, it's the heat.
00:15:48Yes, that's a big, bad show to have!
00:15:55Yes, it's a big show!
00:15:59Come on, bring it up!
00:16:01The following contest is to go for what's all.
00:16:04Making his way to the range.
00:16:05Weighing in at 500 pounds.
00:16:08The Big Show!
00:16:11Because of the long life, because of the despicable actions by the Big Show this past Sunday,
00:16:17most superstars in the WWE black room have ostracized the big man.
00:16:21We'd like to show you footage now,
00:16:23never-before-seen footage of Backlash this past Sunday.
00:16:27This was Rey Mysterio leaving the arena, going into the ambulance.
00:16:31It's just a horrible moment here.
00:16:32You never want to see an athlete here.
00:16:35I don't care if it's a SmackDown athlete, a superstar, or a Raw superstar.
00:16:39You never want to see this.
00:16:40Me being a former wrestler, you know, I've been in the ambiences,
00:16:44and I just hope the best for Mysterio,
00:16:47and I'm disappointed in the Big Show myself.
00:16:51Despicable act, man.
00:16:55You don't break the code in the locker room, Cole.
00:16:57I'm gonna just keep it at that.
00:16:59You don't break the code.
00:17:08You know, ever since Rey Mysterio and this past Sunday at Backlash,
00:17:14all I keep hearing is,
00:17:17pick on somebody your own size, Big Show.
00:17:23Well, here's a news flash.
00:17:26There is nobody my size.
00:17:34So tonight, I've picked my opponent.
00:17:39At least he's bigger than Rey Mysterio.
00:17:44Who's he gonna be?
00:17:50Well, and from Japan, weighing it at 208 pounds,
00:17:57Funaki.
00:17:58Well, he's bigger than Rey Mysterio.
00:18:00Well, Funaki's got Mysterio followed by an inch or two in height.
00:18:04Oh, the weight difference.
00:18:06Look at the face of Funaki, though.
00:18:09He doesn't, uh...
00:18:11He doesn't look like he wants to be in there.
00:18:12Do you blame the guy?
00:18:14Funaki, I mean, he's not backing down,
00:18:16but he looks a little nervous.
00:18:17He can't blame Funaki.
00:18:19Well, look at him going right at the Big Show.
00:18:20Why would Funaki go late at the Big Show like that
00:18:23after what Big Show did?
00:18:24It goes back to what we're pointing out about in the back,
00:18:26about the locker room,
00:18:27about the guys,
00:18:28about the superstars.
00:18:29You know, this is cool what Big Show did.
00:18:32That Backlash.
00:18:33Hey, look, Funaki knows he's gonna get his ass whooped.
00:18:35He knows that.
00:18:36He's got nothing to lose.
00:18:37Just go right after the big man.
00:18:38Big Show, the 500-pounder.
00:18:41Oh!
00:18:42Big Show!
00:18:43Wow!
00:18:44Well, if you're Funaki don't want to happen to you,
00:18:47what happened to Mysterio at Backlash?
00:18:50300-pound weight disadvantage here
00:18:53between Big Show and Funaki.
00:18:55Get him away from the ropes.
00:18:57Hey, stay off the hair.
00:18:58I don't know what to say about Big Show, Cole.
00:18:59I mean, you know, he's...
00:19:01Oh!
00:19:01What a beat!
00:19:02I mean, it's well-documented
00:19:04how powerful the Big Show is,
00:19:05and he's the largest athlete in sports entertainment,
00:19:08and I get all that.
00:19:09But what he did this past Sunday
00:19:13was after the battle,
00:19:14was after his victory over Mysterio,
00:19:16and I just think it was uncalled for.
00:19:18Wait a minute.
00:19:19What the hell is he gonna do now?
00:19:20This 7-foot, 500-pound giant...
00:19:23No, no, Big Show.
00:19:25I think your problem is with the locker room.
00:19:27Big Show's problem is...
00:19:29Oh, man.
00:19:30He's a bully.
00:19:31Funaki needs a small army real quick, Cole.
00:19:34The 500-pounder, get the hell out of here.
00:19:37Get the hell out of here.
00:19:40And the 500-pounder...
00:19:44Just dropping Funaki over the top rope with ease.
00:19:51Big Show's been nothing but a bully.
00:19:54Well, Big Show taking his time.
00:19:56Big Show's in control of the match-up.
00:19:58Well, look it out.
00:19:59Funaki snuck out there.
00:20:01Funaki's got that big old leg of the Big Show.
00:20:03Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:20:04Big Show getting what he deserves!
00:20:08Sure is getting what he deserves.
00:20:10Come on, Funaki, go for it.
00:20:13Go for it!
00:20:13That's a dropkick!
00:20:15Trying to knock the big man off his feet.
00:20:17I'll tell you what, Funaki was...
00:20:20I'd love to see what it's like in the locker room right now.
00:20:22All the superstars gotta be cheering.
00:20:25Oh!
00:20:25Funaki on as he clamps the Big Show!
00:20:28Cover him, cover him!
00:20:28Here's the cover!
00:20:29And Big Show kicks out with authority.
00:20:31He's a monster.
00:20:32He's just so big, Cole.
00:20:33Big Show's just so big.
00:20:35A shot to the side of the head of the Big Show.
00:20:37But the big man is in trouble, but a boop to the face.
00:20:41And Funaki may be out cold.
00:20:43That's gonna be it.
00:20:43Here's the covering.
00:20:46Are you surprised that he did that, that Big Show did that goal?
00:20:49Not at all.
00:20:51Look at the grin on his face.
00:20:54Just shows the type of person that Big Show is.
00:20:58Hey, look, he ain't gotta do much to Big Show to get noticed around him.
00:21:01You can't miss the Big Show.
00:21:02Oh, my God.
00:21:03He's got him, Goozle.
00:21:04This is gonna be shades of that chokeslam of Backlash from Mysterio.
00:21:09Funaki's up 10 feet in the air.
00:21:11Just looks like he did to Mysterio.
00:21:13Big Show did this to Mysterio.
00:21:15I can't get the vision of Mysterio's head bouncing off the mat.
00:21:19Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:21:21Maybe Big Show change of heart, compassion here.
00:21:27Man, he misses clothesline.
00:21:31And the Big Show defeats Gunaki.
00:21:35Well, it's the Big Show.
00:21:37Here he's going on, the Big Show.
00:21:42What can you say?
00:21:43I don't know.
00:21:44Big Show getting a Big Show finality.
00:21:46That's what you can say.
00:21:47We took it home, but we'll see the replay here.
00:21:50We thought Big Show was possibly going to show some compassion.
00:21:54But it wasn't that way.
00:21:56Big Show damn near decapitated.
00:21:58He's not going to win.
00:21:59This man deserved to be ostracized by the locker room.
00:22:14Hey, Steph.
00:22:16Sorry to bother you.
00:22:18You okay?
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:21Jason, I just need a few minutes alone, please.
00:22:23Okay.
00:22:24I just want to let you know.
00:22:25We just got to call in the production office.
00:22:27Your father's on his way to the arena right now.
00:22:31My father?
00:22:33Yeah, Steph.
00:22:34Vince is on his way right now.
00:22:37Thanks.
00:22:38Thanks.
00:22:41Thanks.
00:22:42Thanks.
00:22:43Thanks.
00:22:50Check this out.
00:22:51Niddy and Dolph Marie against a weird team of Sable and Tori.
00:22:55Well, with everything that's happened in the last seven days, Tori and Sable are real strange tag team partners.
00:23:02Whoop.
00:23:18So, man, the more I want the boys to say in the locker room, what you did to Mysterio, that
00:23:22was great.
00:23:24Nice job.
00:23:25Appreciate it.
00:23:26Let's move.
00:23:27I can't say I'm shocked that A-Trade approved of Big Show's actions,
00:23:31but it didn't look like the other superstars were too pleased with the big man.
00:23:40Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome John Cena.
00:23:45Four days ago at Backlash, John Cena took it to the WWE champion Brock Lesnar.
00:23:52At one point, Cena was a half a count away from the championship.
00:23:58Yo, yo, kill the beat right now.
00:24:08Yo, I had to call the cops after Backlash.
00:24:13My ass got robbed.
00:24:16I'm here to break it down to all of y'all, Thuganomics style.
00:24:25Man, I got screwed at Backlash.
00:24:29So, I'm out here to discuss this.
00:24:31I won that match.
00:24:33It was a miscarriage of justice.
00:24:38Everybody saw it.
00:24:39Brock was tapping on my headlock.
00:24:42Hell, I beat Brock like the Mets beat the Red Sox.
00:24:50Yo, I had him busted wide open, exposing all his weak spots.
00:24:57All he had on me was a few freaking cheap shots.
00:25:02And everybody saw, man, the ref was my downfall.
00:25:08He was missing calls like Bill Buckner misses ground balls.
00:25:14I remember that.
00:25:16Not only did I beat Brock, I made him quit.
00:25:21And I got no respect for that piece of...
00:25:27Don't quite know what Max John Cena was watching.
00:25:30What a bit.
00:25:35Oh, my.
00:25:37You got it.
00:25:39You knew who that is, don't you?
00:25:40Flying Kendrick.
00:25:42Flying Kendrick.
00:25:43Yeah, he's dressed like shoelace dresses.
00:25:46Oh, I did like that on weekends.
00:25:48That's right.
00:25:48Yeah, like Sugar Hill, Fresh Prince, Humpty Dumpty.
00:25:52Humpty Dumpty.
00:25:53That's the egg.
00:25:55What is Brian Kendrick doing out here?
00:25:57That Brian Kendrick, he's got one big clock, I'll tell you that.
00:26:00This kid does all kinds of weird things.
00:26:02Remember the day he streaked around the arena just to try to get a job?
00:26:05Yo, kill that kid's music right there.
00:26:07Kill his music.
00:26:08Yo, you coming out on my turf, dog.
00:26:11Kids get left out here.
00:26:13Who you think you are, cat?
00:26:15Yo, yo, yo.
00:26:16The name is Spanky McBeryl Scrapens, dog.
00:26:20But you can call me a Spanky.
00:26:23It's a nice cold tooth.
00:26:26Spanky.
00:26:29Go ahead, Spanky.
00:26:33Spanky.
00:26:34Spanky, dog.
00:26:36I can't Spanky, dog.
00:26:37No, just Spanky.
00:26:39Dog.
00:26:39What the hell do you want, Spanky?
00:26:42Well, Cena, I was in the back and I heard them lies.
00:26:46So I came up with a rap of my own about backlight.
00:26:48Oh, chill.
00:26:49I see the goofy-ass outfit and the clock.
00:26:52You came up with a rap?
00:26:54I came up with a rap, but I'm gonna need a beat, Cena.
00:26:57Oh, you got a rap and you need a beat.
00:27:00No, no, no, no.
00:27:01I'll take care of that.
00:27:02Hey, yo, white boy.
00:27:04White boy.
00:27:04Yo, come here.
00:27:05Oh, I thought it was you.
00:27:06Yeah, you, you punk-looking.
00:27:08Come here, come here.
00:27:11Hey, give him a beat.
00:27:14Give him a beat?
00:27:15That's from referee Brian Hebner.
00:27:17That's from referee Hebner.
00:27:18He's from Richmond.
00:27:19What does he know about beats?
00:27:21I don't know.
00:27:32All right.
00:27:32The hell is going on?
00:27:39Yo, John Cena, you met your bike last time to put you on the map.
00:27:44Boy, you're telling these people, it ain't nothing but crap.
00:27:49You must be blind, dog.
00:27:51I bet you can't see this clock.
00:27:54But they'd seen it, and I've seen it.
00:27:57You got beat by Brock.
00:28:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, dog.
00:28:03But now I'm going to show you what I'm all about.
00:28:06But I need all my homies here to help me out.
00:28:11Come on, wave your hands in the air.
00:28:13Come on, Des.
00:28:14Wave your hands in the air.
00:28:16I don't like waving.
00:28:17Wave your hands in the air.
00:28:19Wave them like you just don't care.
00:28:21Oh, stop.
00:28:22And you're in New York.
00:28:23And you're down with man kissing somebody, saying,
00:28:25Oh, yeah.
00:28:26Oh, yeah.
00:28:27Oh, yeah.
00:28:30Oh, yeah.
00:28:31Oh, yeah.
00:28:31This is so real.
00:28:33What's going on?
00:28:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:28:36When I say Cedar, you say sucks.
00:28:39Cedar.
00:28:40Cedar.
00:28:41Cedar.
00:28:42Cedar.
00:28:42When I say Cedar, you say sucks.
00:28:45Cedar.
00:28:46Cedar.
00:28:47All right.
00:28:48Pump the brakes, everybody.
00:28:50Pump the brakes.
00:28:51We're going to bring it down for a second.
00:28:53Pump the brakes.
00:28:54I'm going to bring it down for a second.
00:29:15Yo, bro.
00:29:17Spanky yo.
00:29:18A-cha-cha-cha.
00:29:20Oh, my God.
00:29:22Oh, man.
00:29:23That's fun times over.
00:29:25I think it was a thumbs down from John Cena.
00:29:28And John Cena is going to beat the hell out of Spanky.
00:29:32So he's too late since Kendrick's spanking.
00:29:35Oh, no.
00:29:36Oh, no.
00:29:36Kendrick's about to get the F-U.
00:29:38What?
00:29:39F-U, kind of like the F-5.
00:29:41That's what Cena calls this.
00:29:45I think John Cena was a bit upset that Brian Kendrick
00:29:48playing the rap is better than him.
00:29:52Just an opinion.
00:29:53Well, I don't know about that.
00:29:54Cena, in my opinion, is a world-class rapper.
00:29:58But I'll tell you what.
00:29:59Let's take over that clothesline by Cena.
00:30:02Here for the, uh, the foot by Kendrick.
00:30:05Wow.
00:30:06Taking the head off by Kendrick.
00:30:08What a shot.
00:30:09It just looks like the F-5.
00:30:11Downs down the driver.
00:30:12What Cena calls.
00:30:13The F-U.
00:30:22What?
00:30:24I'll tell you what.
00:30:25What do you say?
00:30:26Double or nothing.
00:30:26Let's go.
00:30:27Oh, I'm tough, brother.
00:30:28You got some tough.
00:30:29Oh, tough.
00:30:30Damn right we're tough.
00:30:31That's The Undertaker.
00:30:32Yeah, that's The Undertaker.
00:30:33That chair fit his head like a hat.
00:30:35Better yet.
00:30:36Baisan, how about Nathan Jones?
00:30:38Nathan Jones' ankles scattered all over the ground.
00:30:39Two, three pieces.
00:30:40Broken up.
00:30:42Oh, Jawan.
00:30:43What do you say?
00:30:44You ready?
00:30:45Yeah, I'm ready.
00:30:46Let's go.
00:30:46Before you guys go, can you sign my WWE yearbook?
00:30:49Uh, I'll sign his yearbook.
00:31:07Later on tonight, a special edition of Piper's Pit.
00:31:11You know when Piper's in town, anything can happen.
00:31:13But guess who his special guest is?
00:31:15It's Mr. America.
00:31:17Mr. America debuting on SmackDown.
00:31:19Not only that, Mr. America debuting in Piper's Pit
00:31:23with the unpredictable Piper.
00:31:25And debuting in New Hampshire.
00:31:26Live free or die.
00:31:27This is Americana right here.
00:31:33The full-win contest gets scheduled for one fall.
00:31:36Making his way to the ring from Edmonton, Alberta.
00:31:39Playing in its order at 29 pounds, Chris Benoit.
00:31:45Chris Benoit with a chance to settle a score
00:31:48with Johnny the Bull from the full-blooded Italians
00:31:52here tonight.
00:32:00And big accompanies to the ring by the full-blooded Italians,
00:32:04Nunzio and Chuck Colombo,
00:32:06weighing in at 250 pounds,
00:32:09Johnny Sam Bowie.
00:32:11Well, the FBI's hit list is proven to say the least.
00:32:15Nathan Jones was taken out.
00:32:17The Undertaker was taken out.
00:32:19Chris Benoit lucky.
00:32:20He wasn't totally taken out last week.
00:32:22I don't know about Chris Benoit being lucky.
00:32:24Chris Benoit, he don't sweat nobody.
00:32:26Trust me, Benoit ain't called a rabbit wolverine
00:32:29for nothing, man.
00:32:30Trust me.
00:32:31It's an interesting matchup here.
00:32:32I don't know who to get the power advantage to,
00:32:34to be honest with you.
00:32:35But obviously,
00:32:36I was pulling his pants in.
00:32:37He almost hit Chibble head.
00:32:38Obviously, the veteran is Benoit in this matchup,
00:32:41but Benoit realizes who's on the outside.
00:32:43Yeah, again, Benoit's got to have eyes
00:32:45in the back of his head in this one.
00:32:46And you know how this all started
00:32:47between Benoit and the FBI.
00:32:49A couple of weeks ago,
00:32:50when Benoit was in the number one contenders tournament,
00:32:52FBI laid a bet that Benoit would beat John Cena.
00:32:54When Benoit lost that matchup,
00:32:56the FBI said,
00:32:56Benoit, since you lost,
00:32:57you've got to pay us all the money we lost.
00:32:59That's how this all started.
00:33:00You know, you've got to pay your debt sometimes.
00:33:01Look at Chris Benoit.
00:33:03Palumbo.
00:33:03And Chuck had a shot to the face by Benoit.
00:33:06The Stokey went flying.
00:33:08And Johnny the Bull,
00:33:10the rabid wolverine,
00:33:11on the attack.
00:33:12Benoit's got to be careful.
00:33:13You've got to watch your back here.
00:33:14You've got to really be careful.
00:33:15But you see what he wisely did there?
00:33:17Instead of hanging out on the outside,
00:33:18he got right back in the ring.
00:33:19A little bit more protection in there.
00:33:21You ever get to a fight
00:33:21with one-on-one guy?
00:33:22Well, actually,
00:33:23he never been in a fight.
00:33:23You can't count that.
00:33:24I was in a fight once,
00:33:25junior high school.
00:33:26Oh, with that girl?
00:33:26She whooped your ass.
00:33:27I heard about it.
00:33:28There, Johnny the Bull,
00:33:29back in the ring.
00:33:30Benoit shot to the midsection.
00:33:31Chris Benoit on the attack.
00:33:32And it would be who?
00:33:33Chris Benoit
00:33:33to end this matchup quickly.
00:33:36Here's that.
00:33:36Another chop to the point.
00:33:39Chris Benoit,
00:33:39when he quits those chops
00:33:41and those forearm shivers
00:33:42right to the side of your head,
00:33:44believe me,
00:33:44it'll bring your knees to a river.
00:33:46River?
00:33:46What is it?
00:33:47River?
00:33:47Yes.
00:33:48How about that poor guy
00:33:49in the back wanted an autograph
00:33:50from the full-blooded Italians?
00:33:51Look at,
00:33:52does he get involved?
00:33:53You want an autograph?
00:33:55You've got to pay.
00:33:56That's how I look at it.
00:33:57Whoa!
00:33:57Look at this.
00:33:58Knocked down by Benoit.
00:34:01There's Benoit,
00:34:02just nailing Palumbo there.
00:34:03Benoit holding his own.
00:34:04Sure is, I mean.
00:34:05But now the bull on the attack.
00:34:08Numbers game obviously catching up
00:34:09with a Wolverine.
00:34:11Benoit battling back.
00:34:13Talked about the view
00:34:14coming up later on tonight
00:34:15of Mr. America.
00:34:17Stephanie McMahon seemed pretty nervous
00:34:19about this Mr. America guy
00:34:21and I can't figure it out.
00:34:22Well, Mr. McMahon is apparently
00:34:23on his way to the arena here.
00:34:25Mr. McMahon wants to see Mr. America
00:34:26like the rest of us.
00:34:28Shot by the bull on the attack
00:34:30on Chris Benoit.
00:34:32And there you go,
00:34:33Mujio flew up on the outside.
00:34:35Having their way with Chris Benoit
00:34:37playing with his face and whatnot.
00:34:39They love the numbers game
00:34:40the FBI does.
00:34:41Love to play the numbers game.
00:34:43John the Bull.
00:34:44Everybody knows how powerful he is.
00:34:45And here you go,
00:34:45right here, press slam.
00:34:47This is a press,
00:34:48but Benoit.
00:34:48Look at this!
00:34:49Into the crossface!
00:34:50Beautiful!
00:34:50What a counter!
00:34:51What a counter by Benoit!
00:34:53They don't have it yet,
00:34:54though, Cole.
00:34:54Bulls fighting!
00:34:55And Stampoli wisely
00:34:57got to the ropes
00:34:58and now on the attack.
00:34:59Stampoli will now get to the ropes
00:35:00and he getting right back
00:35:01on Chris Benoit.
00:35:02There's a great counter by Benoit, though.
00:35:04Yes, it was in midair.
00:35:05Here's the cover again.
00:35:07Hook of the leg again
00:35:08by the Bull.
00:35:09And Benoit gets the shoulder up.
00:35:11Perfect time.
00:35:12I was just about to say,
00:35:13you might want to put
00:35:14Chris Benoit in some sort
00:35:15of a submission.
00:35:16Surfboard-like maneuver
00:35:18by Johnny the Bull.
00:35:19Wearing down Chris Benoit.
00:35:24John Zio not excited
00:35:25that these fans are behind Chris Benoit
00:35:27in this matchup.
00:35:29Here's Benoit.
00:35:30This is where the conditioning
00:35:31takes over.
00:35:32A guy like Benoit,
00:35:33athlete like Benoit,
00:35:33great condition.
00:35:34It's the fourth quarter
00:35:35for Benoit.
00:35:36Gotta fight up
00:35:37or a man as powerful
00:35:38as Johnny the Bull.
00:35:40Benoit powerful in his own right,
00:35:41but the Bull with a shot
00:35:42to the midsection.
00:35:44Benoit lands on his feet.
00:35:45Look out, Bull's in trouble.
00:35:46Backslide, shoulders are down.
00:35:48What happened?
00:35:49And the Bull just kicked out again.
00:35:51And again, the Bull on the attack.
00:35:53Chris Benoit showing
00:35:54little sprinkles,
00:35:55sprinkling maneuvers
00:35:56on flurries of comebacks here,
00:35:58but the Bull's shutting down
00:36:00Chris Benoit again.
00:36:02Benoit whipped across the ring,
00:36:04into the corner,
00:36:05shot to the face of the Bull.
00:36:07Benoit.
00:36:07Ooh, what a clubbing glove.
00:36:09To the back of the head.
00:36:10Ooh.
00:36:11Knocked down by Benoit again.
00:36:12And Chris Benoit begins
00:36:14to build momentum
00:36:15in this match.
00:36:16Once Benoit gets moving,
00:36:18man, boom!
00:36:18Snap suplex of his own.
00:36:20Benoit into the cover.
00:36:21Shoulders down,
00:36:22and the Bull powers out.
00:36:23See how quick Benoit floats
00:36:24right over to that pin cover
00:36:25after the snap suplex.
00:36:27That's how you catch
00:36:28a quick one, two, three on it, guys.
00:36:30And the full goal.
00:36:32And the full goal.
00:36:32Yeah, Benoit!
00:36:34The concurrent suplex
00:36:35by Chris Benoit.
00:36:40Wolverines are gonna fly.
00:36:41Oh, it shows Palumbo!
00:36:43Benoit with a shot.
00:36:44Here's Nunzio.
00:36:45And just Benoit
00:36:47shooing Nunzio all the way
00:36:48as Benoit gets to the top rope.
00:36:50Benoit's gonna fly!
00:36:52Benoit connects!
00:36:53This might be it, Cole!
00:36:55Can Benoit
00:36:57crawl into the cover here?
00:36:59But Bo is working out Benoit
00:37:01pretty good,
00:37:01along with the assistance
00:37:02of the rest of the FBI.
00:37:04Nunzio in the ring
00:37:05with a steel chair.
00:37:07Well, that's not...
00:37:08Benoit with the cover.
00:37:10And here comes Rhyno!
00:37:11Manpiece in the house!
00:37:13Oh, my God!
00:37:16My, man, what a shot!
00:37:18Rhyno, Plante, Nunzio,
00:37:21and Palumbo as well!
00:37:24What a...
00:37:25Gor and Nunzio right back to Sicily!
00:37:28You know what I'm saying?
00:37:29What's going on here?
00:37:31Looks like...
00:37:32Here's Benoit and Rhyno.
00:37:33This match is gonna continue
00:37:33making a new tag match.
00:37:35This is gonna be a tag match.
00:37:37Let's go right now.
00:37:38Ladies and gentlemen,
00:37:39the referee has just informed me
00:37:41that this match
00:37:42will now continue
00:37:43as a tag team match.
00:37:47When we come back,
00:37:48Benoit and Rhyno
00:37:49versus the FBI!
00:37:55And Rhyno on the attack of Palumbo.
00:37:58Big shots to the midsection.
00:38:00We welcome you back to SmackDown
00:38:01from Manchester, New Hampshire.
00:38:03Michael Collins has it ringside.
00:38:04It's Benoit versus the Bulls,
00:38:07the Bulls, the Bulls, but it's broken
00:38:09into a tag team matchup.
00:38:10Benoit and Rhyno now
00:38:11against the football and the Italians,
00:38:13Palumbo and the Bulls.
00:38:14Here's the cover.
00:38:15And a kick out by Palumbo.
00:38:17Rhyno, man,
00:38:18is just putting it,
00:38:19putting it right to Palumbo.
00:38:21But now comes Palumbo.
00:38:22Big Palumbo with that big right hand.
00:38:24Palumbo hurting his own head.
00:38:25He hit Rhyno so hard.
00:38:27Nungio came into the ring
00:38:28with a steel chair moment to go.
00:38:30And Rhyno came to his buddy Benoit's aid.
00:38:33And a pre-call for a tag team matchup
00:38:35to settle this thing right here tonight.
00:38:37Yeah, I haven't seen Nungio since that gore.
00:38:39I guess Rhyno gore and Nungio
00:38:40right back to Bensonhurst.
00:38:42Actually, Nungio's from Green.
00:38:44Shot to the back of the head by Rhyno.
00:38:48And then you see Nungio still out from the gore.
00:38:51Well, it has been a wild night.
00:38:53Oh, we still got a lot more to count.
00:38:55Yeah, the debut of Mr. America
00:38:56and Piper's head.
00:38:58Oh!
00:38:59Here's the cover.
00:39:00And Rhyno hooks the leg and the bull kicks out.
00:39:03Rhyno belly to belly suplexing.
00:39:05Johnny the Bull trapping off.
00:39:07Just now Rhyno tagging to Chris Benoit.
00:39:09Here's the double team by Benoit Rhyno.
00:39:12Rhyno, you got a five count to get out of the ring.
00:39:15That was a legal tag.
00:39:21Oh, what a hell!
00:39:22And a kick Rhyno just got wet.
00:39:25And the referee never saw it.
00:39:28What a shot.
00:39:29And the bull looks to take advantage.
00:39:32Clies it to the corner.
00:39:33And Rhyno just got his shoulder up.
00:39:35That was pure instinct by Rhyno.
00:39:38I don't know.
00:39:38I'm thinking Rhyno might have busted his nose
00:39:40or lost a tooth or something there.
00:39:42What extension on that kick by Palumbo.
00:39:45And Palumbo in off the tag
00:39:47and shot to the lower back, the kidney area.
00:39:50That's exactly what he's doing, Cole.
00:39:52Palumbo pinpointing the lower back,
00:39:55driving his belt towards his shoulders
00:39:57right to the lower back kidney region.
00:40:00Look at the bull.
00:40:02Just punking, just punking out.
00:40:03Punking him out.
00:40:04Yeah, kicking him in the face.
00:40:05You know, you gotta get your opponent's psyche.
00:40:07You're finally coming to.
00:40:09Oh, and a clubby blow by Palumbo.
00:40:15How much more of this is Rhyno going to be able to stay?
00:40:17Oh, no, bam!
00:40:18Back suplex.
00:40:19Again, let's bring up that back suplex
00:40:21will affect Rhyno's neck injury.
00:40:23Covered by Palumbo.
00:40:24I said it's not that.
00:40:25Palumbo coming off neck surgery
00:40:27a couple months back.
00:40:30Palumbo back to his feet,
00:40:32dragging Rhyno's carcass to the corner.
00:40:34Damn, Rhyno's limp, boy.
00:40:35And here comes Stamboli.
00:40:38The bull.
00:40:39And he's a bull.
00:40:40Oh, he's driving that elbow into the sternum.
00:40:44The point to the elbow right again
00:40:46on the side of Rhyno's body.
00:40:50FBI looking good here, Colt.
00:40:51Full-blood of the tangs looking sharp as a tack.
00:40:54This is the group that took The Undertaker out,
00:40:56took Aiken Jones out,
00:40:57almost took Benoit out last week,
00:40:58and they're doing a number on Rhyno here tonight.
00:41:00And look at this.
00:41:01He'll still hold his grip down from that claw,
00:41:04but Rhyno is back,
00:41:06driven into the barricade.
00:41:09The bull cut off.
00:41:11And a kick out by a Rhyno.
00:41:13I don't know, Colt, would you call him upset
00:41:15if FBI gets the victory this match?
00:41:17Would you call him upset?
00:41:17I think so.
00:41:18I think you might be right.
00:41:19But F.B.'s on,
00:41:20FBI's been on a little bit of a roll as of late.
00:41:22Get a bear hug.
00:41:23The power of the bull
00:41:26squeezing, squeezing Rhyno's body.
00:41:29Rhyno trying desperately to somehow
00:41:32walk his way out of this predicament.
00:41:35Power of the...
00:41:36Oh!
00:41:37A shot by Bull again.
00:41:39And again, the bear hug applied.
00:41:42You see Rhyno, I don't know how much he's got left.
00:41:44He had anguish on his face.
00:41:46Hey, Cole, I've been in the ring with Rhyno.
00:41:47Believe me, it takes a lot to hurt.
00:41:50Actually, to take out Rhyno, it takes a lot.
00:41:52I know Rhyno might be trying to hook a front face lock,
00:41:55but I don't think Rhyno has the power
00:41:56to do that right now.
00:41:57Rhyno's down to one knee,
00:41:58and he's fading fast.
00:41:59You know, John the Bull can get a pin out of this
00:42:02if he puts Rhyno on his back,
00:42:04maybe swoops one of his outer legs.
00:42:06Woke the grip, though.
00:42:08Back to it.
00:42:08Oh!
00:42:09What a right hand by Rhyno.
00:42:11Oh, and from behind, Palumbo!
00:42:14Good strategy by the FBI, man!
00:42:16Now Palumbo, the freshman,
00:42:19in off the tag after he completely
00:42:20fooled Rhyno illegally.
00:42:22Palumbo taking his time getting in there.
00:42:24Get on him, Palumbo!
00:42:26Get on him, kid!
00:42:27There you go!
00:42:28Boom!
00:42:28Nice shot!
00:42:31A right hand by Palumbo.
00:42:33Rhyno, reversal.
00:42:35Look out!
00:42:36Yeah!
00:42:36Mindbuster!
00:42:38That might have been all Rhyno has, Cole.
00:42:40Trying to put the match up for Rhyno.
00:42:42Rhyno needs to get to Chris Bembaugh.
00:42:44Bembaugh's pretty well-rested on that end.
00:42:46Can Rhyno make it to his partner,
00:42:48the Rabid Wolverine?
00:42:49Look at Rhyno's, Bembaugh's determination.
00:42:52Here comes Bedroir!
00:42:53Oh, there's a Wolverine on the crown!
00:42:56Bam!
00:42:57Pulled knocked off the apron.
00:42:58Boom!
00:42:59With a close line!
00:43:00Oh, what a shot by Bembaugh!
00:43:02And Chris Bembaugh laying waste
00:43:05to the full-blooded Italians.
00:43:07Here goes Palumbo.
00:43:09Watch your back.
00:43:10Driving it in the house!
00:43:12Connects!
00:43:14Bedroir's still got those hands locked.
00:43:16And he's rolling Germantan.
00:43:17Nope!
00:43:17Palumbo went to block it.
00:43:19Double-a lock!
00:43:21Shoulders are down!
00:43:21Stacked him!
00:43:22Stacked!
00:43:22There's two!
00:43:23And the ball is gone!
00:43:25He just gone the bottom of the ring!
00:43:28Is there a pin?
00:43:28Is there a pin?
00:43:28Is there a pin cup that-
00:43:29Look at, look at Nokia!
00:43:31What the hell?
00:43:31Look at this!
00:43:32Oh!
00:43:33The FBI steals one!
00:43:36Here are your winners of Palumbo.
00:43:39Palumbo and Terry!
00:43:40Let's try to sort all this out.
00:43:42Man, that was a little shady, Dad.
00:43:43Referee Brian Hefner was counting Benoit
00:43:45toward an apparent victory.
00:43:47Right up toward the ball who ran into the referee.
00:43:50And the referee went down.
00:43:52It was Nunzio.
00:43:54Go Palumbo, Benoit!
00:43:55Well, let's look at the replay again, Cole.
00:43:58Let's see.
00:43:59Right here, double-legged by Chris Benoit.
00:44:01Oh, stacking Palumbo.
00:44:03And then, boom!
00:44:04A nice ball!
00:44:06But when he stopped, he stopped Palumbo.
00:44:08Oh, the ball, but then he might even look at it.
00:44:10And he turned him.
00:44:13And the FBI steals one.
00:44:15Hey, you know what?
00:44:16Strength in Numbers, Cole, FBI.
00:44:18You know, strength in Numbers.
00:44:19The Numbers game caught up to Benoit Rhyno here tonight.
00:44:23Referee don't get the Duke.
00:44:29Hey, Dad, it's me.
00:44:31Um, listen, I've been trying to call you all night.
00:44:33I don't know if you've gotten my messages or not.
00:44:35But, listen, there's no reason for you to come to the arena tonight.
00:44:40Smackdown's going great.
00:44:41Everything's under control.
00:44:42I know how tired you are.
00:44:43And just go on to the hotel, and I'll meet you there for dinner, Dad.
00:44:46Okay?
00:44:46I love you.
00:44:47Bye.
00:44:48Hey, Brock.
00:44:50How are you?
00:44:51Good, how are you?
00:44:52Good.
00:44:52You're not supposed to be here tonight.
00:44:54You're supposed to have a night off.
00:44:55Well, I got something I gotta do tonight.
00:45:04Payne just arrived, Cole.
00:45:13Well, here comes the Payne.
00:45:33The WWE Champion Brock Lesnar said he has some business to take care of.
00:45:39Brock Lesnar took care of some business Sunday at Backlash.
00:45:44Yes, uh, Brock Lesnar did, but Cole, I'm trying to figure out.
00:45:48And Brock Lesnar's stuff that he can't be.
00:45:50He can go anywhere, anytime he wants to do whatever he wants to do.
00:45:53Lesnar, man.
00:45:54But what's Lesnar doing here?
00:45:56What business does he have to take care of?
00:45:59Brock Lesnar proving Sunday at Backlash that he is indeed the baddest man on the planet.
00:46:04No doubt, no doubt, no!
00:46:09You see the bandit still on his forehead.
00:46:13The Maroon suffered in the hands of John Cena a week ago, a wound that was free of business.
00:46:19And that's what Brock's about, that's what Brock's about, Cole.
00:46:23Getting banked up, getting in there, sweating, beating, breaking a bone or two.
00:46:28Let's go, don't cry about it.
00:46:54You know, last Sunday, I went through one hell of a match.
00:46:58One hell of a fight with John Cena at Backlash.
00:47:03I like fights.
00:47:05Kudos to John Cena.
00:47:07He gave me one hell of a fight.
00:47:09One hell of a fight he did.
00:47:15But I'm not here tonight to talk about that.
00:47:17You see, there's something else that happened that night that really disturbs me.
00:47:23You see, I came out here tonight, I'm looking for another fight.
00:47:37Big Show.
00:47:41Oh boy.
00:47:43Oh boy.
00:47:46That's right, Big Show.
00:47:50I came here tonight looking for a fight with you.
00:47:56You see, Big Show?
00:47:58You know what you did to Rey Mysterio at Backlash?
00:48:03Gutless.
00:48:04That's what I call it.
00:48:05Gutless.
00:48:12So I gotta ask you, Show.
00:48:14I gotta ask you, from me to you, why?
00:48:17Why, Big Show?
00:48:18Did it make you feel, did it make you feel better, Show?
00:48:22Did it make you feel like a bigger giant than you already are?
00:48:25Seven feet two, 500 pounds?
00:48:28Did you feel like a bigger human being, Show?
00:48:33Or was it Show that you realized that Rey Mysterio had a bigger heart than you?
00:48:39Is that what it was?
00:48:44Big Show, you can run all over the back.
00:48:47You can run all over the locker room.
00:48:49You can come in this ring and bully anybody you want.
00:48:52But I ain't standing for it.
00:48:59You wanna bully somebody, Big Show.
00:49:03Why don't you bring your big, giant, slobbery ass down to this ring
00:49:08and try to bully Brock Lesnar?
00:49:13Oh boy.
00:49:15That's right, Show.
00:49:17Bring your big, giant ass down here so you can feel the pain.
00:49:27We're going, we're going Cole.
00:49:29Here we go, it's go time.
00:49:32The Big Show has been called out by Lesnar.
00:49:37You know, as the WWE Champion, you're the leader of the locker room.
00:49:42Brock Lesnar, acting left out leader tonight, echoing many of the sentiments of the other superstars.
00:49:48Boy, is that what you're talking about, boy?
00:49:50Listen, Rey Mysterio, he had exactly what he deserved coming to him.
00:49:55Just like you're gonna get it too.
00:49:57You're calling me out for a fight?
00:49:59Remember, I'll beat your ass just like I did in Survivor Series.
00:50:08No, no, no.
00:50:10I'm not stepping in that ring until you put that WWE Championship on the line.
00:50:20You want my title, Show?
00:50:21Yeah.
00:50:22You want this title?
00:50:24Yeah.
00:50:25Come and get it.
00:50:26No!
00:50:27No!
00:50:31Rocket Mitchell won't.
00:50:35You know what, my friend?
00:50:37You're on!
00:50:38Yeah!
00:50:40Here we go!
00:50:41I don't believe this is going to be lost!
00:50:43This is great!
00:50:44But not tonight!
00:50:51Not tonight!
00:50:52Not tonight!
00:50:52I just picked a lot of titles out there!
00:50:58But not tonight.
00:50:58Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy.
00:51:06Listen, the angle has landed.
00:51:10Tear down this wall.
00:51:13That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
00:51:18We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.
00:51:25Mr. America is coming.
00:51:29Mr. America debuts at Piper's Pit tonight.
00:51:33We're in Manchester, New Hampshire at the Verizon Wireless Arena.
00:51:37Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?
00:51:39What are you talking about?
00:51:41Oh, Verizon Wireless Arena.
00:51:43Welcome back to SmackDown, everybody.
00:51:48Remember, Stephanie McMahon has ordered the Guerreros to return the tag team gold to Team Angle after this matchup.
00:52:02One-week tag team contest is scheduled for one call.
00:52:06Coaching the ring at a combined weight, 489 pounds.
00:52:11Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas.
00:52:13They are the tag team champions, Team Angle.
00:52:20And in the ring, at a combined weight of 450 pounds, John Walters and Aaron Stevens.
00:52:30John Walters, he's winning the buzzer.
00:52:32No.
00:52:35Team Angle to take on Walters and Stevens here, and again, the captain of Team Angle, Kurt Angle, who's recovering
00:52:42from successful neck surgery, is here in spirit again tonight with that huge portrait between nine and ring style.
00:52:49Looks like at this past Sunday at Backlash, Team Angle, I brought the portrait out along with the Edsel.
00:52:55And there's a shot to the midsection by one half of the tag team champions.
00:52:59The easel, Edsel, right?
00:53:00The easel.
00:53:01Look out.
00:53:02It's a roll.
00:53:03What the hell?
00:53:04I don't even have him.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06Wow.
00:53:06What an upset this would be.
00:53:08Oh, nice.
00:53:09What a double lead takedown right there by Charlie Haas.
00:53:13And Eric Stevens, Aaron Stevens just upsetting Charlie Haas, which isn't good.
00:53:19Here's the tag made to Shelton Benjamin, All-American from the University of Minnesota.
00:53:23Double teamed by Team Angle.
00:53:25Stevens hung up on the top rope.
00:53:26Classic Team Angle.
00:53:28Watch your back, Mr. Rock.
00:53:30Shelton Benjamin launched into the lower back.
00:53:33What would Walters say?
00:53:34What Stephanie McMahon said earlier tonight.
00:53:37What?
00:53:38At Judgment Day, Team Angle is going to have to.
00:53:40Oh, look out.
00:53:41Trimbing into the corner.
00:53:42Team Angle wants to defend the tag team titles at Judgment Day against Los Guerreros.
00:53:46Ladder match.
00:53:47In a ladder match.
00:53:48That's humongous.
00:53:51Where is Los Guerreros?
00:53:53I guess they're supposed to bring the tag team titles.
00:53:55Is that right?
00:53:55That's what Stephanie said.
00:53:56Yeah, after the matchup, the team Angle is involved in here tonight.
00:53:59As John Walters comes in off the table.
00:54:01Shelton Benjamin.
00:54:02Shelton just toying.
00:54:07And again, shot by Benjamin.
00:54:10And Benjamin makes the tag to Charlie Haas.
00:54:12And Walters is in trouble.
00:54:14Team Angle picking apart these kids here tonight.
00:54:17All right, Cole, let's pick them time.
00:54:18What do you like in this match?
00:54:18Walters or Steve or Team Angle?
00:54:20Not a betting man, but Team Angle.
00:54:22Yeah.
00:54:23And Walters with the right hands trying to battle back against Charlie Haas.
00:54:25Reversal.
00:54:26Walters.
00:54:27Oh!
00:54:27A shot, a cheap shot from Shelton Benjamin.
00:54:30Shelton Benjamin so quick, out of nowhere.
00:54:31A bap in the back of the head.
00:54:33Come on, get this guy out of the ring.
00:54:34What's going on?
00:54:35He's taking a page out of Team Angle's playbook, I guess.
00:54:38Whoa!
00:54:39Team Stephens over the top rope.
00:54:40Walters in trouble.
00:54:41Team Angle sets up for the double team.
00:54:45Reverse Atomic Drop in from a kickhouse.
00:54:47Shoulders down and it's over.
00:54:49Team Angle picks up the victory.
00:54:52Here are your winners, Team Angle.
00:54:55Beautiful by the Tag Team Champions.
00:54:58Reverse Atomic Drop.
00:55:00Shelton Benjamin with that late lariat.
00:55:03Goodbye.
00:55:04Thanks for coming.
00:55:04See you later there.
00:55:06All right.
00:55:06Here you want to see.
00:55:14Stealing, it may be a family tradition, but you see, Team Angle has a tradition of its
00:55:20own, and it's called winning.
00:55:27Now, Stephanie said, you have to give us our titles back.
00:55:31So get down here and do just that.
00:55:35Well, Stephanie McMahon did order Los Guerreros to return the gold to Team Angle here tonight.
00:55:43This is going to be interesting because you know the Latino temper of Eddie Achaubo.
00:55:48Come on, the Tag Team titles will roll with the champions, the champions team Angle.
00:55:54And our general manager said, you've got to give up the gold.
00:55:57I just said, Los Guerreros have to give the gold back.
00:56:00Where's the gold?
00:56:01The Haas and Benjamin.
00:56:04Oh, Los Guerreros stole the tag team gold and backflashed.
00:56:09Team Angle cheated to win.
00:56:11Big victory over Los Guerreros.
00:56:13And Guerreros took off with the titles.
00:56:15There's nothing more caliente.
00:56:16Where's the hot for you?
00:56:18Latino he, Chablito he.
00:56:27We can't be weak.
00:56:29Coming from the streets of the dead.
00:56:37I think Los Guerreros is going to return the gold.
00:56:40Oh, Stephanie McMahon said Los Guerreros should do that.
00:56:44I'm sure the Guerreros will.
00:56:49Charlie and Shelton.
00:56:53Look, man.
00:56:55Me and Chablito, we just came out here to tell you that what we did was wrong.
00:57:05Look, look, look.
00:57:07Bro, we really, really feel bad about this.
00:57:10I mean, Chablito, we're sorry.
00:57:13I mean, we feel horrible, right?
00:57:15We feel very, very bad.
00:57:17You see?
00:57:18We're sorry, man.
00:57:20We're going to also make a promise to you in the sense that we promise never to steal anything
00:57:29of yours again.
00:57:32It's true.
00:57:34It's true.
00:57:37There you go.
00:57:39Well, that's great.
00:57:40That's good.
00:57:41Eddie and Chablito being great sports here.
00:57:43No doubt about it.
00:57:48Team Angelo trusts Los Guerreros.
00:57:52They're going to cross their heart.
00:57:56You know, Eddie and Chablito realize that they have a rematch for those titles at Judgment
00:58:00Day in a ladder match.
00:58:02Good, Goldil.
00:58:03Eddie and Chablito's just great.
00:58:04Look at this, Gold.
00:58:05It's like Team Angelo.
00:58:06It's like they won the championships all over again.
00:58:09Kurt Angelo's got to be proud sitting at home at Pittsburgh.
00:58:12Recovered.
00:58:13Groud of what?
00:58:14Oh, the Golders.
00:58:15Because the Guerreros return the titles to these guys?
00:58:17Yeah, the Golds win for Walsh, Mitch.
00:58:19Of course.
00:58:19Yeah.
00:58:20What are you talking about?
00:58:21Oh, I'm glad all's happy in the Angelo.
00:58:24Oh, I mean, they're meant to be champions, Team Angelo's.
00:58:27They're meant to be winners.
00:58:29Well, they are indeed the tag team champions, but it's cut our music.
00:58:33Cut our music.
00:58:36Hey, Los Guerreros.
00:58:39Take a good look at these titles, because you'll never wear them again.
00:58:47You see, we're going to beat you in the ladder match, just like we beat you at Backlash.
00:58:52And why?
00:58:54Because we are WWE Tag Team Champions.
00:59:04What the last is, you may be the WWE Tag Team Champions, but I'll tell you something I bet you
00:59:14didn't know.
00:59:15So, Uncle Eddie and I are Olympic gold medalists.
00:59:19What?
00:59:20Olympic gold medalists?
00:59:21Mexico?
00:59:23We are Holes.
00:59:24What are they talking about?
00:59:27See?
00:59:27What the?
00:59:28I found Holes.
00:59:29The Kurt Angle's gold medals.
00:59:32What?
00:59:32I don't think Shelton knows.
00:59:33Look at me, I see.
00:59:34Shelton, look.
00:59:35What the?
00:59:36Look at me, look at me.
00:59:38Here, look at me.
00:59:39Put it on me.
00:59:40Viva la Raza.
00:59:41Eddie and Chavo just stole Kurt Angle's gold medals.
00:59:44Oh, God.
00:59:45Which Kurt Angle's going to think of this?
00:59:48Kurt Angle's got some slain to do.
00:59:52Well, I guess the girls didn't give up on their family tradition, huh?
00:59:57Well, they line and cheat, they steal.
00:59:58Kurt Angle's going to be really angry.
01:00:01Oh, man, he got the gold medals.
01:00:11Get your hand off me.
01:00:17Nice attitude.
01:00:19I was just wondering if you were ready for our match.
01:00:24I don't know what you're up to, Sayla.
01:00:28I don't know what you had to do with Nydia and Don Marie attacking me in the ring last week.
01:00:34But I sure as hell do not appreciate you lying to my friend Stacy Keebler about what happened between Tess
01:00:41and I at Backlash.
01:00:44I don't trust you.
01:00:46And I definitely do not want to tag with you tonight.
01:00:50Got it?
01:00:53Well, Tori, I don't know why Stephanie McMahon made this match, but like it or not, we're partners.
01:01:03And we can be great partners.
01:01:09As long as you're willing to play with me.
01:01:17Play with you?
01:01:20Yes.
01:01:21Because if you don't, just consider what happened last week.
01:01:27A taste of what I can do when I don't get what I want.
01:01:36So I hope we can get along tonight, Tori.
01:01:40Because you and I,
01:01:44we play for the same team.
01:01:53See you in the ring.
01:01:55That match is next.
01:01:59Still to come tonight on SmackDown, that special edition of Piper's Pit.
01:02:03The special guest, Mr. America, debuting tonight.
01:02:08Who the hell knows how Piper's Pit's gonna turn out?
01:02:11Mr. America debuting.
01:02:22The tag team match is scheduled for one fall.
01:02:26Making their way to the ranking, accompanied by Jamie Novo, Nidia and Dawn Marie.
01:02:34This is gonna be a very interesting tag team matchup.
01:02:38Nidia and Dawn Marie, who get along like you saw last week.
01:02:41And Sable and Tori, who are not getting along.
01:02:59And here's the playboy covergirl goal, Tori Wilson.
01:03:12But a very confused playboy covergirl.
01:03:14Absolutely.
01:03:15I think Tori won that bikini contest.
01:03:17Hands down last week.
01:03:19Yet Sable won the tie and gave it to Dawn Marie and Nidia.
01:03:23I think you quite agree with Sable.
01:03:25I don't think either, Cole.
01:03:27You're a great chunk of women.
01:03:40I can't figure out why Sable and Tori Wilson are tag team partners in this matchup.
01:03:45I mean, four days ago at Backlash, Sable made up this story about Tori kissing Tess.
01:03:52It was actually a test to kiss Tori, but nonetheless, Sable went to Tess's girlfriend, Stacey Kaebler.
01:03:57It all broke down in a huge spot in the locker room area.
01:04:00I wish some people would start kissing now.
01:04:03Oh, but you stay on the outside.
01:04:06Sable has spent weeks.
01:04:07Now, look at this.
01:04:08Dawn Marie and Nidia attacking Tori from behind.
01:04:13Sable.
01:04:16I think Sable, look.
01:04:18I think she kind of wants to be friends with Tori.
01:04:22I'd love to be friendly with Tori.
01:04:23No, not you.
01:04:24I'd say you.
01:04:25What a suplex.
01:04:26I'm talking about.
01:04:27Oh, and an elbow.
01:04:28Sable and Tori.
01:04:29Here's the government.
01:04:30And a kick out by Tori Wilson.
01:04:33You're just saying you think that Sable's got an agenda, man.
01:04:36Well, it seems that way.
01:04:37It seems she's been playing mind games with Tori here in recent weeks.
01:04:41And this is Sable returned to the WWE.
01:04:43Hooking the leg off the neck breaker.
01:04:45Oh, and Dawn Marie just broke up.
01:04:46Yeah, Dawn Marie came in there hard with that boot.
01:04:51Take it over the fact that most Guerrero's return team angles, tag team goal,
01:04:55then stole four medals.
01:04:57Here's the cover by Nidia on Tori.
01:04:59And a shoulder up.
01:05:01Who do you think Mr. America is?
01:05:03I can't wait just a few moments away.
01:05:04I don't know, Cole.
01:05:05I don't know.
01:05:05I don't know everything.
01:05:06I know you think I do, but I don't.
01:05:09Oh, Tori into the corner.
01:05:11You want to do it, Cole?
01:05:12That a good.
01:05:12Oh, no.
01:05:13And a shot right to the hammers.
01:05:17Oh, and a shot.
01:05:18Wow, to the back of the leg.
01:05:19A hamstring right there.
01:05:22Put that hamstring tight.
01:05:24Hard shot.
01:05:25Oh, and a shot again with a hamstring.
01:05:27And Nidia doing a number on Tori Wilson.
01:05:29I think Nidia was hitting Tori in the lower extremities, like a low blow,
01:05:32but I don't think that's possible, right?
01:05:33Well, let's put it like a different channel.
01:05:36The Playboy cover girl Tori Wilson is in all kinds of trouble.
01:05:40The tag was made to Dawn Marie.
01:05:42Look at Nidia holding Tori down.
01:05:44Down the round, spreading Tori out.
01:05:46Oh, Maria on the second rope.
01:05:48Working on that leg of Tori Wilson, and Tori has some nice legs.
01:05:52Come on, Marie.
01:05:53Nidia continue to punish Tori Wilson.
01:05:55Break it out, come on.
01:05:56One more Nidia working on that leg, that smashing on the mat.
01:06:02Unique wrestling gear that Dawn Marie's wearing.
01:06:04Why is it unique, Cole?
01:06:05Because it's black, or because it's the late takes?
01:06:08Oh, and Dawn Marie driving herself into that knee of Tori Wilson.
01:06:13That'll tear your knee apart.
01:06:15Sable lob.
01:06:17Well, needs to get his matching.
01:06:19Oh, nice slam.
01:06:20We have full body slam by Dawn Marie.
01:06:23Storm Marie got in mind here, Cole.
01:06:25Dawn Marie up to the second rope.
01:06:27Second turnbuckle here.
01:06:28Tori's in all kinds of trouble.
01:06:30Oh, he's home.
01:06:31Tori rolled out of the way.
01:06:32Dawn Marie going for a good splash off the second rope.
01:06:35Both women are down.
01:06:36Both keep is down.
01:06:37Tori needs to get Sable in this matchup.
01:06:41Tori needs to make a tag to Sable.
01:06:44And Sable, I think, needs to make more of an effort to reach to tag.
01:06:48You know, she couldn't lead over the rope.
01:06:51I mean, I'm not going to say Sable doesn't look hot right now, but she needs to.
01:06:55What is Sable doing?
01:06:57What is going on?
01:06:58I don't care what she's not doing, and Sable's not making an effort to make a tag to Tori.
01:07:02Dawn Marie making sure Tori can't get any closer to Sable.
01:07:04He's hooking the ankle, but he goes back to the point with Sable playing mind games with Tori, Cole.
01:07:09She's playing some serious mind games here.
01:07:11Maybe Sable likes watching Tori in pain.
01:07:14Which isn't good if she's your partner.
01:07:17Where is Sable going?
01:07:19Down the steps, it looks like, Cole.
01:07:23It's the head match, right?
01:07:25It's what you said, man.
01:07:26It's the mind games.
01:07:28Well, why?
01:07:28I can't figure it out.
01:07:29Why is she doing all this?
01:07:30Why is Sable doing this to Tori?
01:07:31Look at Tori's eyes, Tori's living.
01:07:33Wouldn't you be?
01:07:34Yes, I would.
01:07:35I don't blame Tori.
01:07:36Tori's got to somehow try to work out of this predicament.
01:07:38She's in all kinds of trouble here.
01:07:39Good point.
01:07:40Tori launched face first into the middle of the ring.
01:07:42It's two on one.
01:07:43Dustin Crabb hooked in.
01:07:44It's two on one right now.
01:07:48And the pressure continues.
01:07:49And that leg.
01:07:50Tori's in trouble.
01:07:51Goldberg's got that leg bent all the way back.
01:07:53He's a tap out.
01:07:55He had no choice.
01:07:55The leg of it worked out.
01:07:57Tori had no choice but to tap to that submission.
01:07:59Tori's here on your way to average for media and Dawn Marie.
01:08:03Tori may have popped the hamstring, but I can't figure this out.
01:08:05Sable spent weeks pouring all this praise on Tori Wilson.
01:08:09And now this.
01:08:11Who knows what Sable's up to?
01:08:15Sable's got an agenda.
01:08:16We just don't know what the hell it is.
01:08:27Hey, Dad, it's me.
01:08:28You must have gotten my messages, you know, because the show's almost over and you're not
01:08:33here yet.
01:08:34So, you know, I'll have some in order of the usual and I'll just meet you at the hotel.
01:08:45Well, I heard you were on your way, but let's go back to the hotel.
01:08:51The show's almost over.
01:08:52Everything's going great.
01:08:53We could just go get some room service.
01:08:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:08:56I want to meet this guy, Mr. America, aren't you?
01:08:58Yeah, yeah.
01:08:59But as far as Mr. America's concerned, Ted, you know, I beat out Eric Bischoff, you know.
01:09:04And congratulations.
01:09:04And I signed Mr. America Sight Unseen, I have never met Mr. America until tonight.
01:09:09Yeah, I understand he's like seven foot tall or something.
01:09:12I can't wait to meet him.
01:09:13He's tall, you know, but really, Dad, you need to, you need to wait.
01:09:16No, no, no, I need to go meet this guy, good girl, I'm proud of you.
01:09:19Better girl, where'd it go, Stan?
01:09:21You're not, you shouldn't, Dad.
01:09:34Hey, I believe Ronnie Piper found himself a real dime in the run in Sean O'Hare.
01:09:43Got to admit, good move right here.
01:09:46Piper takes the Sean O'Hare under his wing.
01:09:49Sean O'Hare opening up, learning for Piper.
01:09:52I'll tell you what, if you want to get D.B., you should learn from Hot Rod.
01:09:56But we're ready for Piper's pit.
01:09:57We're ready for the debut of Mr. America.
01:10:00But Mr. McMahon's all excited.
01:10:02Stephanie looks a bit concerned about this situation.
01:10:05Yeah, we're confused about that.
01:10:06Don't know what's up with our general manager.
01:10:09You saw earlier when she came out of Mr. America's locker room, Stephanie looked like she'd seen a ghost.
01:10:14Yeah, I know.
01:10:16I know.
01:10:16Anyhow, I can't wait.
01:10:18Mr. America's here tonight.
01:10:20Seven feet tall.
01:10:21Cut off the music.
01:10:24Let us get right down to business.
01:10:29Number one.
01:10:30Last week on Raw, I heard Chris Jericho say that Roddy Piper was fat.
01:10:42I have seen Chris Jericho wrestle.
01:10:46I have seen Chris Jericho talk.
01:10:49I have seen him sing.
01:10:51So I'll make you deal.
01:10:53When I lose weight, I'll call you, Jericho.
01:10:56And when you get some talent, you call me.
01:11:00Okay, then.
01:11:02Now, speaking of real talent, I want to right now, as I pick the coconuts out of my head,
01:11:09the man, the new millennium, the man that needs to be rewarded, the man that big Rikishi, none other than
01:11:17Sean O'Hare.
01:11:19Give it up for him.
01:11:22You betcha.
01:11:23You are the man.
01:11:25Now, let's get down to business.
01:11:28We have somebody that I actually am quite excited to meet.
01:11:34Yep.
01:11:35Newcomer.
01:11:36Heard all about this guy.
01:11:38So I thought to myself, so if I says, I'm going to let this guy debut on Piper's Pit.
01:11:47You betcha.
01:11:48Give him the best.
01:11:49So without further adieu to debut, I would like you now to warmly welcome Mr. America.
01:12:01Here we go.
01:12:02Here we go.
01:12:15What the hell?
01:12:18It's Mr. America.
01:12:26Piper's freaking out.
01:12:30Oh, my.
01:12:33Well, he kind of resembles somebody.
01:12:35You betcha.
01:12:38Fight for the lights on every man.
01:12:41I am a real American.
01:12:45Fight for the lights.
01:12:48Fight for the lights.
01:12:50Only on SmackDown.
01:12:52Oh, my God.
01:12:54Mr. America.
01:12:56The blonde girl, he's a nice touch.
01:12:59You don't think he's bald, right?
01:13:00I got a bald eagle.
01:13:02Bald eagle isn't the American symbol.
01:13:05It's just America.
01:13:16I know a guy who does that.
01:13:19No.
01:13:21Mr. America spent some time on the beach.
01:13:24In Venice, maybe.
01:13:27No.
01:13:27Mr. America spent some time on the gym, and he's got some thunder lips.
01:13:30No.
01:13:31No.
01:13:33No.
01:13:35No.
01:13:39Everyone in front.
01:13:42Every man.
01:13:43I'm going to cry.
01:13:44Piper is bugging out.
01:13:45He can't believe it.
01:13:47He's a kipwink.
01:14:20All right, everybody out of the pool.
01:14:26This is America, home of the brave, land of the free, but is not the country of stupidity.
01:14:38You are not Mr. American.
01:14:42You are simply Hulk Hogan.
01:14:49I know it.
01:14:52I know it for a fact.
01:14:59Stop it.
01:15:03This is a pit.
01:15:15Well, let me tell you something, brother.
01:15:23That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, dude.
01:15:31I'm gonna let you off with a warning just once, but if you ever badmouth this country of America,
01:15:40I'll be more than happy, brother, to kick your ass from sea to shining sea, dude.
01:15:54Because I am freedom, I am justice, and I am liberty for all.
01:16:01USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA.
01:16:14And Piper, I stand for everything that makes this country the greatest country in the world today, brother.
01:16:25But, Piper, there is one thing I am not.
01:16:30I am not Hulk Hogan brother.
01:16:34Pull on it.
01:16:38No chance, so that's what you got.
01:16:42Whoa.
01:16:44Mr. McMahon is now pleased.
01:16:47Hulk Hogan.
01:16:53No spoil for fight here.
01:16:56A face, strangel, with your finger now.
01:16:59It's just a matter of time.
01:17:02No chance.
01:17:05No chance at all.
01:17:09No chance.
01:17:12No chance at all.
01:17:14How dare you.
01:17:23How dare you, Hogan?
01:17:31I suspended you indefinitely.
01:17:36I ordered you to go home
01:17:39and stay at home for the duration of your contract, Hogan.
01:17:43I did it for a number of reasons.
01:17:46I did it because I wanted you to rock.
01:17:50And I did it because I don't want these Hulkamaniacs to ever,
01:17:54to ever have the opportunity to cheer for you ever again.
01:18:06How dare you, yet you,
01:18:10you show up here in my ring,
01:18:14you show up here on, on my show.
01:18:19Well, I'll tell you what we're going to do about it, Hogan.
01:18:22You're going back home.
01:18:25Oh, yeah.
01:18:27I'm going to send you back home, Hogan.
01:18:30But this time, there's a difference.
01:18:32I'm going to send you back home,
01:18:35courtesy of Vince McMahon,
01:18:37with your very own American institution, with you.
01:18:43Yeah, you know what that American institution is, Hogan.
01:18:46I'm going to send you home with a big, fat lawsuit, Hogan.
01:18:52You've breached your contract, brother, Hulk Hogan.
01:18:58Now, get the hell out of here.
01:19:01You know something, Vince McMahon?
01:19:03Man, it sounds like Hulk Hogan gave you a serious case of brain damage
01:19:10when he kicked your ass at WrestleMania.
01:19:17I am not Hulk Hogan, brother.
01:19:20I am Mr. America.
01:19:28Just ask all these American maniacs.
01:19:34American maniacs?
01:19:36It's got a ring to it, Cole.
01:19:41All right, look.
01:19:53All right, cut the crap.
01:19:56Cut the crap, Hogan.
01:19:57You're insulting my intelligence,
01:19:59and that's one thing I won't stand for at all.
01:20:01Listen, Hulk.
01:20:04Wait a minute.
01:20:06No, no, no.
01:20:07Wait just a minute.
01:20:10You're right.
01:20:11I can, you're right.
01:20:13You're not Hulk Hogan.
01:20:16No, no, you're not Hulk Hogan.
01:20:18You are.
01:20:19You're Mr. America.
01:20:20That's right.
01:20:22You're Mr. America.
01:20:25So, I'm sure that Mr. America
01:20:27has just signed a contract
01:20:29here in World Wrestling Entertainment,
01:20:32and since I'm the chairman
01:20:35of World Wrestling Entertainment,
01:20:37then, Mr. America,
01:20:39I want you to read my lips.
01:20:43You're fired.
01:20:50Now, get the hell out of here, Hogan.
01:20:54You're fired.
01:21:08I'm not going anywhere, brother,
01:21:11because
01:21:16I didn't sign with you.
01:21:18I signed with Stephanie McMahon.
01:21:21Uh-oh.
01:21:25And I signed with Stephanie McMahon
01:21:27an ironclad contract
01:21:29that says,
01:21:31Mr. America
01:21:32can't be fired.
01:21:34Mr. America
01:21:35can't be suspended.
01:21:36So, I'm here to stay, brother.
01:21:39Oh-ho!
01:21:41Wow.
01:21:44And there's not a
01:21:46damn thing you can do about it.
01:21:52And one more thing, McMahon.
01:21:55God bless America!
01:21:59God bless America!
01:22:10God bless America!
01:22:20Well, I'll tell you what
01:22:21we're going to do, then, Hogan.
01:22:25I'm going to prove
01:22:26right here, right now,
01:22:28that you are
01:22:29Hulk Hogan.
01:22:31And you know the way
01:22:32I'm going to do it?
01:22:34I'm going to rip that mask
01:22:36right off your face.
01:22:39Or maybe I should say,
01:22:41maybe I should say,
01:22:43we're going to rip
01:22:44that mask
01:22:46off your face.
01:22:49Wait a minute, brothers.
01:22:51Just wait a minute, brothers.
01:22:53Don't do anything stupid.
01:22:56But let me ask you
01:22:57a question first.
01:22:58one question
01:23:01that's never been asked.
01:23:06What you're going to do?
01:23:09What you're going to do
01:23:12when the 24-inch
01:23:14Patriots
01:23:16run wild on you?
01:23:19Mr. America
01:23:20knocks Piper down,
01:23:21but O'Hare is on the attack.
01:23:23O'Hare's got
01:23:24Mr. America strapped
01:23:25and Mr. McMahon.
01:23:28And Mr. America
01:23:30tracks McMahon.
01:23:32The champion's down.
01:23:33Mr. McMahon
01:23:34got dropped
01:23:35by Mr. America.
01:23:36Livery and justice.
01:23:42What the hell's going on?
01:23:46It's snowing red, white, blue.
01:23:47Livery and justice
01:23:48for all tonight.
01:23:50Land of America.
01:23:53Truth and justice.
01:23:55Land of America.
01:24:01It's an American
01:24:02red, red, blue party here.
01:24:04I can't even see
01:24:06in front of my face, Cole.
01:24:09Ladies and gentlemen,
01:24:11Mr. America is here.
01:24:13And Mr. McMahon
01:24:15ain't happy, brother.
01:24:17I can watch it right
01:24:18I know your life
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