WWE SMACKDOWN 08 MAY 2003 FULLL SHOW

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00:00:00Excuse me, Stephanie. I don't mean to interrupt, but who is Mr. America?

00:00:23Well, the truth is, I don't know. See, I signed Mr. America sight unseen.

00:00:30Dad, what a surprise. Let's go back to the hotel. The show's almost over. Everything's going great.

00:00:37We could just go get some room service, catch up. It's a lot.

00:00:40I want to meet this guy, Mr. America. I understand he's like seven foot tall or something. I can't wait to meet him.

00:00:44He's tall. You know, but really, Dad, you need to wait.

00:00:48No, no, no. I need to go meet this guy. Good girl, I'm proud of you.

00:00:51You're better, girl. Way to go, Stan. Congratulations.

00:00:54You shouldn't.

00:00:55I would like you now to warmly welcome Mr. America.

00:01:06What the hell? It's Mr. America.

00:01:11When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside.

00:01:15You are not Mr. America. You are simply Hulk Hogan.

00:01:27That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, dude.

00:01:31I am not Hulk Hogan, brother.

00:01:35Uh-oh. Mr. McMahon is not pleased.

00:01:39How dare you, Hogan? I suspended you indefinitely.

00:01:44I ordered you to go home and stay at home for the duration of your contract, Hogan.

00:01:50I am Mr. America.

00:01:52I'm sure that Mr. America has just signed a contract since I'm the chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment.

00:02:00You're fired.

00:02:02I didn't sign with you. I signed with Stephanie McMahon.

00:02:08An ironclad contract that says Mr. America can't be fired, can't be suspended, so I'm here to stay, brother.

00:02:18I'm going to prove right here, right now, that you are Hulk Hogan.

00:02:24We're going to rip that mask off your face.

00:02:28Oh, it'll blow.

00:02:29And oh, Mr. America clucks McMahon.

00:02:32The chairman's down.

00:02:33Mr. McMahon got dropped by Mr. America.

00:02:36Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. America is here.

00:02:40And Mr. McMahon ain't happy, brother.

00:02:43He's here.

00:03:00Some beautiful stuff that's made

00:03:03Hey, you know why you're not a big me

00:03:06You're never late, but it's not a big me

00:03:10No chance, but that's what you got

00:03:21When we get some machine to score

00:03:26Ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen

00:03:29WWE, Mr. McMahon

00:03:33Not a rousing reception for Mr. McMahon

00:03:38As we welcome you to SmackDown

00:03:40From the Metro Center in Halifax, Nova Scotia

00:03:44Michael Cole and Taz at ringside

00:03:49And Mr. McMahon has got to be beside himself

00:03:51After one transform on SmackDown last week

00:03:59I've got no chance

00:04:03No chance to let go

00:04:06Come on, come on

00:04:08Come and get it

00:04:10Tonight live right here in Halifax, Nova Scotia

00:04:13Vince McMahon presents

00:04:21Hulk Hogan

00:04:23The Hulkster

00:04:26Those of you who think I've had a change of heart

00:04:32Stop with the Hogan chair already, kid

00:04:35Those of you who think I've had a change of heart about Hogan

00:04:38Are you done?

00:04:48You finished?

00:04:50You through?

00:04:50Those of you who think I've had a change of heart about Hogan

00:04:54You know I'm paying him to stay at home and rot

00:04:56Quite frankly, yes, Hogan is going to be here

00:05:00But Hogan's going to be here via satellite

00:05:04Not physically here

00:05:06Wait a minute

00:05:09I'm spending the money via satellite to hook up with Hogan in his home in Tampa, Florida

00:05:15Now since Hogan is not physically going to be here

00:05:20That obviously means that someone else is not going to physically be here

00:05:25And that would be the individual who made his debut here on SmackDown last week

00:05:29The so-called Mr. America

00:05:32You see

00:05:35This all started

00:05:37I paid Hogan

00:05:37To stay at home

00:05:40Paid him his full contract

00:05:41Just stay at home

00:05:42And behave yourself

00:05:44And rot away

00:05:44Is that what Hogan did?

00:05:46No

00:05:46Hogan shows up here last week

00:05:49On SmackDown

00:05:50Dressed up in some ridiculous

00:05:55Red, white, and blue outfit

00:05:57With a mask on

00:05:58Claiming to be

00:05:59Mr. America

00:06:01Now the whole damn world

00:06:05Knows that Mr. America

00:06:07Really is Hulk Hogan

00:06:09The whole world knows him

00:06:11Why

00:06:12Even

00:06:14Even you Canadians

00:06:16Even you Canadians

00:06:23Some of whom I've been told are mentally challenged

00:06:27Even you know damn well

00:06:29That Mr. America

00:06:32Really is Hulk Hogan

00:06:33So you might ask yourself

00:06:36How Mr. McMahon

00:06:38How was Hogan

00:06:40Shut up and listen

00:06:41You may say

00:06:47Mr. McMahon

00:06:48How did you

00:06:48How did you get yourself in this mess?

00:06:51You know

00:06:53I mean

00:06:54Who signed

00:06:54Hulk Hogan

00:06:55Who signed

00:06:55Mr. America

00:06:56To a contract

00:06:58To begin with

00:06:59You screwed

00:07:00Fans chanting

00:07:01You screwed Brett

00:07:02As in

00:07:02Bret Hart

00:07:03Yes I did

00:07:05Yes I did

00:07:06I'll screw each and every one of you two

00:07:10If you give me the opportunity

00:07:12It happened right here in Canada Survivor Series 1997

00:07:14You damn right I will

00:07:16With a smile on my face

00:07:18So how was Hogan signed to a contract to begin with

00:07:25Quite frankly I can't tell you that answer

00:07:29But someone else can

00:07:30And that someone else would be

00:07:32The general manager of Smackdown

00:07:35And my daughter

00:07:36Stephanie McMahon

00:07:37Well I have to admit this is a rather

00:07:47Uncomfortable situation here tonight

00:07:51That's about enough of that cut the music

00:07:54I said cut the music

00:07:56Come on down here

00:07:58I'm not going to let the music play

00:08:01And watch you prance out here

00:08:03In front of all these people

00:08:05All right

00:08:13Oh great great

00:08:15Somebody give that woman a microphone

00:08:17Hand her a mic

00:08:18So Steph

00:08:24How did you get me into this mess

00:08:27You tell me how

00:08:28And why

00:08:30You signed

00:08:31So called Mr. America

00:08:33To a contract

00:08:34I just did what I thought

00:08:38Let's just hurry it up a little bit

00:08:39I don't have all night

00:08:40I did what I thought was right

00:08:42For the fans of Smackdown dad

00:08:44I did what I thought was right

00:08:49For business

00:08:49I heard Mr. America

00:08:51Was the biggest superstar

00:08:52On the horizon

00:08:53I heard about all of Mr. America's experience

00:08:56I wanted Mr. America

00:08:58I wanted Mr. America and I got him

00:08:59Congratulations

00:09:04Because I didn't want Mr. America

00:09:07You didn't consult with me

00:09:09So why don't you tell everyone

00:09:10What the terms and conditions of this

00:09:13Mr. America contract actually are

00:09:15You know the terms and conditions

00:09:17Tell him I said

00:09:18Tell him

00:09:18I had to counter Eric Bischoff's

00:09:21Every offer to sign Mr. America

00:09:23So therefore I had to offer

00:09:26Mr. America a contract

00:09:27That I've never offered before

00:09:29Mr. America cannot

00:09:31Under any circumstances

00:09:34Be fired or suspended

00:09:35Isn't that great

00:09:43I'm so proud of you Stephanie

00:09:45I can't tell you how proud I am

00:09:47So now then

00:09:52Why don't you tell me

00:09:53How I'm going to get out of this contract

00:09:55How am I going to break this contract

00:09:57Because I'm going to break it

00:09:58Well I've been thinking about it all week dad

00:10:02Since you put my job on the line

00:10:04And quite frankly

00:10:05There is only one way

00:10:06If you can prove

00:10:08That Mr. America is Hulk Hogan

00:10:11Then Mr. America's contract

00:10:13Is null and void

00:10:14Well I have some thoughts on the matter

00:10:21And I would suggest that you take your leave now

00:10:25And you go have some thoughts on it as well

00:10:28And little lady

00:10:29You better think long and hard about this

00:10:32Alright

00:10:33You better come up with some really good ideas

00:10:36And while my daughter Stephanie McMahon

00:10:41Is thinking about how

00:10:43I'm going to break this contract

00:10:46Well coming from you Canadians

00:10:56I consider that a compliment

00:10:58Thank you

00:10:59Without further ado

00:11:05Live via satellite

00:11:08In his home in Tampa, Florida

00:11:10I give you

00:11:11Hulk Hogan

00:11:12Well so

00:11:20Hulk how is Mr. America

00:11:23And how are you these days

00:11:25And how are you these days

00:11:25Never mind

00:11:26I think I know one and the same

00:11:28But

00:11:29Oh please

00:11:31Come on guys

00:11:31I gotta know something Hogan

00:11:40Why did you risk your financial security

00:11:44Why did you risk everything that you have

00:11:47By showing up on Smackdown

00:11:50As Mr. America

00:11:51Last week

00:11:53Why

00:11:53Well you know I don't know what you're talking about Vince

00:11:56I admit

00:11:58I don't enjoy just sitting around the house

00:12:00Collecting a paycheck

00:12:02Because the one thing I love to do

00:12:04More than anything else brother

00:12:06Is to go out there and perform

00:12:09In front of all of my Hulkamaniacs dude

00:12:11But there is one thing Vince

00:12:16Because of you my friend

00:12:18In my heart and in my soul

00:12:20I feel like I do have a big old dose of leprosy

00:12:23I'm dying right here sitting at home

00:12:27I feel badly for you

00:12:29Okay

00:12:30Badly

00:12:30Well you know something

00:12:31Maybe one day

00:12:32I will get a chance

00:12:34To return to action

00:12:35And maybe I'll get a chance

00:12:37To team up with Mr. America brother

00:12:39Wait a minute

00:12:41Yeah and one thing else

00:12:43I really enjoyed

00:12:45Watching Mr. America

00:12:47Kick your ass last week

00:12:50Just as much

00:12:53As I enjoyed

00:12:55Kicking your ass at Wrestlemania dude

00:12:57So

00:13:03You intend to keep up this charade

00:13:05As Mr. America

00:13:06This is no charade Vince

00:13:08This is no charade

00:13:10I hope someday

00:13:11That I could meet Mr. America

00:13:13And shake his hand brother

00:13:15One great American

00:13:17To another

00:13:18And I will admit

00:13:19There are some

00:13:21Physical similarities between us

00:13:23I mean we both have

00:13:24Big blonde mustaches

00:13:26We both have some

00:13:28Physical similarities

00:13:29I mean we're about the same size brother

00:13:31I will admit that

00:13:33My pythons are

00:13:35A couple inches

00:13:36Bigger than his dude

00:13:38And I could see how people

00:13:40Might get confused

00:13:41Hulk Hogan

00:13:42Mr. America

00:13:44Kind of looks similar brother

00:13:45But I'm a lot bigger than him

00:13:47And a lot better looking brother

00:13:48Well well

00:13:51Since you're 3,000 miles away

00:13:54In Tampa Florida

00:13:55I've got a suggestion

00:13:56So we can clear up

00:13:57All this confusion

00:13:58And that suggestion would be

00:14:01Why not see Mr. America

00:14:04Right here tonight

00:14:05In Halifax, Nova Scotia

00:14:08What's the matter Hogan?

00:14:14Are you afraid Mr. America

00:14:16Wouldn't be welcomed here in Canada?

00:14:17Or is it just because

00:14:20Mr. America and Hogan

00:14:22Are one and the same?

00:14:23Well to quote

00:14:27One great American

00:14:28George Washington

00:14:29I cannot tell a lie brother

00:14:33There is a good chance

00:14:36That Mr. America

00:14:37Just might show up

00:14:39There tonight dude

00:14:40I doubt that very seriously

00:14:46Nonetheless George Washington

00:14:49Was an old fool

00:14:50And I would suggest

00:14:51You too Hogan

00:14:52Will be foolish

00:14:53To continue this charade

00:14:55Because if and when

00:14:57If and when

00:14:58Mr. America

00:14:59Ever shows

00:15:00His ugly face again

00:15:02I will rip the mask

00:15:04Right off his face

00:15:05And expose you

00:15:06For who you are Hogan

00:15:08So what you gonna do Hogan?

00:15:10What you gonna do

00:15:11When Vincent Kennedy McMahon

00:15:14Rips the red, white and blue

00:15:16Off of you

00:15:16And destroys you?

00:15:19What you gonna do?

00:15:20Well Mr. McMahon

00:15:24Is hellbent

00:15:25On exposing to the world

00:15:27That Mr. America

00:15:28And that man Hulk Hogan

00:15:29Are one and the same

00:15:31Kind of confused here

00:15:32I'd love to see myself

00:15:34I'd love to see

00:15:35If Mr. America

00:15:37Will appear on SmackDown

00:15:38Well I know

00:15:39What I saw last week

00:15:41I don't know

00:15:42What's going on

00:15:43Hulk Hogan

00:15:44Says Mr. America

00:15:45May be here tonight

00:15:45Hulk's in Tampa

00:15:47What the hell's going on?

00:15:48And still to come tonight

00:15:53On SmackDown

00:15:54The champion

00:15:54Brock loves their teams

00:15:55Is Chris Benoit

00:15:56Against Big Show

00:15:57And the A-Train

00:15:58Oh this team's got the ingredients

00:16:00Of an explosion

00:16:01Who the hell knows

00:16:02What's gonna happen

00:16:03When Brock and Big Show

00:16:04Are in the same ring

00:16:05At the same time

00:16:06Excuse me Mr. McMahon

00:16:10Mr. McMahon

00:16:11Sir

00:16:12Excuse me

00:16:12I don't know how to tell you this

00:16:14But I've just been told

00:16:15Mr. America's here

00:16:16In the building

00:16:17I've just been told

00:16:25Right

00:16:28Sure

00:16:28Right

00:16:29Right

00:16:29Sure he's here

00:16:30Right

00:16:30Thanks pal

00:16:32Was it April Fools

00:16:33Huh

00:16:34No sir

00:16:34Get the hell out of my sight

00:16:35Is anybody playing a practical joke on me

00:16:37Get out of here

00:16:38Get

00:16:39Sorry

00:16:39Did I hear that right

00:16:47Somebody said Mr. America

00:16:48I'm a Mr. McMahon

00:16:50I think it is a practical joke

00:16:51He'd be stupid enough

00:16:52To try and choke

00:16:53Mr. McMahon

00:16:54Weigh in at 228 pounds

00:17:06Eddie

00:17:07Guerrero

00:17:08They lie

00:17:08They cheat

00:17:09They steal

00:17:10Blows Guerrero

00:17:11And you can see

00:17:11They stole

00:17:12Kurt Angle's gold medals

00:17:13From Team Angle

00:17:15Last week

00:17:15Here on Smackdown

00:17:16Last week

00:17:17Eddie and Chava

00:17:18Who were forced to return

00:17:19Team Angle's

00:17:20Stolen tap team titles

00:17:22Guerrero's are good sports

00:17:24Stephanie forced them to do this

00:17:25Oh absolutely

00:17:26The Guerrero's did the right thing

00:17:27But uh

00:17:28You never know

00:17:29What the Guerrero's are up to

00:17:30I'll tell you something

00:17:31I bet you didn't know

00:17:32Uncle Eddie and I are

00:17:35Olympic gold medalists

00:17:37Not quite

00:17:38But Team Angle

00:17:39Was indeed

00:17:40Duped again

00:17:42By Los Guerrero's

00:17:43That was last week

00:17:46On Smackdown

00:17:47Los Guerrero's

00:17:48Stealing Kurt Angle's gold medals

00:17:50I don't think Kurt was too pleased

00:17:52As he watched that unfold

00:17:53At home

00:17:53Yeah and I don't think Mexico

00:17:54Ever had wrestling

00:17:55Olympic gold medalists

00:17:57Or silver

00:17:58Or bronze

00:17:58Or tarnished ones

00:17:59Tarnished

00:18:02You know like

00:18:03Ugly gold

00:18:04I get it

00:18:05Woo!

00:18:11And Mickey

00:18:12Is ready to be a good match of the

00:18:14Cruiserweight championship here tonight

00:18:14Because Eddie Guerrero does not fall into the 220 pound weight class that Matt Hardy

00:18:17Struggles struggles so hard to keep and I tell you the sushi is great up here in Nova Scotia good for the year

00:18:23Matt Hardy diet

00:18:24Matt Hardy

00:18:25Mersey

00:18:25Whoa!

00:18:26Whoa!

00:18:26Well you know

00:18:27Well you know

00:18:27Well you don't call it

00:18:27Mattitude farm

00:18:29It's just great

00:18:30It's a farm

00:18:31It's like you know

00:18:32Time water for the Mets

00:18:33They need a lot of help by the way

00:18:35Matt Hardy not defending the Cruiserweight championship here tonight

00:18:38Because Eddie Guerrero does not fall into the 220 pound weight class that Matt Hardy struggles so hard to keep

00:18:44And I tell you the sushi is great up here in Nova Scotia good for the Matt Hardy diet

00:18:49Although the Matt you know

00:18:50You know

00:18:50Matt slowly eats his food

00:18:53But you know what happens is

00:18:54When you slowly eat food

00:18:55Your saliva mixes with the food

00:18:57And it gets in your secretion

00:18:58And you fill up quicker

00:19:00So you don't gain weight

00:19:01Oh

00:19:02The secretion

00:19:03Not the excursion

00:19:05Like the truck

00:19:05The secretion

00:19:06Let's move on to the match

00:19:08It's Eddie and Matt Hardy

00:19:10One on one in this matchup

00:19:11On what is expected to be a wild night

00:19:14Here tonight

00:19:15We mentioned it's Brock Lesnar and Chris Bedlaw

00:19:17Against A-Train and the Big Show

00:19:18And earlier on this week

00:19:20We found out that

00:19:20Brock Lesnar will defend the WWE Championship

00:19:24In 10 days at Judgment Day

00:19:26Against the Big Show

00:19:27It'll be extremely interesting as you mentioned

00:19:29To see those two in the same ring

00:19:30Here tonight

00:19:31Also tonight Dawn Marie and Tori one on one

00:19:35Rino and John Cena one on one

00:19:38And somebody just told Mr. McMahon

00:19:40That Mr. America

00:19:41Is in the building

00:19:43I heard it

00:19:44Right now a hammerlock applied by Eddie Guerrero

00:19:46Matt Hardy trying to trade holes with Guerrero

00:19:48That might not be too smart

00:19:50The Guerreros have a dated Judgment Day

00:19:52In 10 days against Team Angle

00:19:53WWE Tag Team titles on the line

00:19:55In a ladder match

00:19:57And look at Eddie Guerrero

00:19:58Matt Hardy taking down

00:19:59Big forearm shiver right there

00:20:02By Latino Heat shot

00:20:04Catching Hardee right across the upper pector

00:20:07Into the cover by Eddie

00:20:09And a kick out by Matt Hardy

00:20:10Who do you give the edge to

00:20:11In that Tag Team Ladder match at Judgment Day

00:20:14The Guerrero's or Team Angle

00:20:16The Tag Team Champions?

00:20:17Let's think

00:20:17I gotta go with the Guerrero's

00:20:19As far as an advantage in

00:20:20That match at Judgment Day

00:20:21That ladder match

00:20:22I just don't think

00:20:23The Tag Team Champions

00:20:24Will do a lot

00:20:25With ladders

00:20:26That's just my opinion

00:20:27That background is a wrestling

00:20:28Cruiserweight Champion

00:20:29With the right hands

00:20:30Eddie Guerrero

00:20:30T-Dope battling back

00:20:32And Shane and Moore

00:20:33A little MF

00:20:33From the Shane and Moore

00:20:34Matt to follow up

00:20:35Look at this

00:20:36The side effect

00:20:37Now they might get a cover

00:20:38Oh

00:20:38X up

00:20:39Guerrero quickly back to his feet

00:20:40As well

00:20:41For another one

00:20:42Went for another one

00:20:43And Matt Hardy

00:20:44Really taking it to Eddie Guerrero

00:20:45Remember last week

00:20:46Eddie Guerrero and Shalvo

00:20:48Defeated Matt Hardy

00:20:49And Shane and Moore

00:20:49In the Tag Team Matchup

00:20:50Right here on Smackdown

00:20:52And Matt Hardy

00:20:53Would like some revenge

00:20:54Here tonight

00:20:54And Matt Hardy's got

00:20:56A busted lip

00:20:57Well he's wearing

00:20:59A surfboard-like maneuver

00:21:00Here

00:21:01On the chain

00:21:02Look at the

00:21:03Crash

00:21:04Point out the Hardy voice

00:21:05But look at the

00:21:06Change to meter

00:21:06Of Matt Hardy

00:21:07Yeah the intensity

00:21:08On the face

00:21:09The desperation

00:21:09On the face

00:21:10Of the sensei of attitude

00:21:12Shot to the midsection

00:21:18By Guerrero

00:21:19Matt Hardy

00:21:20Off the ropes

00:21:20And Eddie

00:21:21Oh a sleeper hold

00:21:22Oh big time sleeper

00:21:24Hanging on

00:21:24All his weight

00:21:25All Eddie Guerrero's weight

00:21:26On top of

00:21:27Matt

00:21:27And Eddie is planted

00:21:29By Matt Hardy

00:21:29Coming hook to the leg

00:21:30And Eddie Guerrero

00:21:31Just gets the shoulder up

00:21:33Matt was smart

00:21:33To get out of that sleeper

00:21:34Real quick

00:21:35Because Eddie Guerrero

00:21:36Had all this weight

00:21:37On Matt Hardy's body

00:21:38Could choke a man out

00:21:38That way

00:21:39You heard Stephanie McMahon

00:21:40Earlier on

00:21:40Telling her father

00:21:41That there's only one way

00:21:42To get Mr. America

00:21:43Out of this contract

00:21:44And that is to prove

00:21:45Mr. America

00:21:46Is indeed Hulk Hogan

00:21:47Mr. McMahon

00:21:48Is vowing

00:21:50To rip the mask off

00:21:51Mr. America

00:21:51Next time he sees it

00:21:53Here's the cover

00:21:54By Matt Hardy

00:21:54Again and again

00:21:55A kick out

00:21:56By Eddie Guerrero

00:21:57I gotta say

00:21:58Those gold medals

00:21:59They look good

00:21:59On Chavo's neck outside

00:22:00Thought I wonder

00:22:01What Kurt Angle

00:22:02Stinking

00:22:02The real gold medals

00:22:03Sitting in Pittsburgh

00:22:04Rehabbing from that neck

00:22:06Look at those medals

00:22:07On Guerrero

00:22:08Los Guerreros

00:22:09They lie

00:22:09They cheat

00:22:10They steal

00:22:10First they stole

00:22:11The tag team title belts

00:22:12Gave him back last week

00:22:14On orders of Stephanie

00:22:15The man and the Guerreros

00:22:16Now have Kurt Angles

00:22:17Gold medals

00:22:18Third body slam

00:22:19By Matt Hardy

00:22:20Matt Hardy

00:22:20Gonna go up

00:22:21For that patented leg drop

00:22:22Oh Latino heats up

00:22:24Eddie Guerrero

00:22:25With shots to the midsection

00:22:26That's the veteran

00:22:27Eddie Guerrero

00:22:28Uh oh

00:22:28Look at this

00:22:29Wow

00:22:29Off the top

00:22:30With the leg scissors

00:22:31Big time

00:22:33Big time

00:22:34Right there

00:22:34High impact

00:22:35By Eddie Guerrero

00:22:37Surprise Matt's getting up

00:22:39But he's up

00:22:39Oh

00:22:40That was low

00:22:41Eddie Guerrero with a shot

00:22:42Now the right hands

00:22:43Is Shannon Moore

00:22:44And Crash

00:22:45The MF

00:22:45And training

00:22:46Looks on

00:22:47And another shot

00:22:48By Eddie Guerrero

00:22:49Well Crash is just a moron

00:22:50Now because he's following

00:22:51Shannon Moore

00:22:52And here comes Latino heat

00:22:54Bringing it with those forms

00:22:55And those club and blows

00:22:56To Matt Hardy's

00:22:57Head, neck, and chest area

00:22:58Or back

00:22:59Whoa

00:22:59Nice suplex

00:23:01Vertical suplex

00:23:02The triple one right here

00:23:03Spinning the hips

00:23:04Eddie Guerrero does

00:23:05This is pounding Eddie Guerrero

00:23:07There goes the hips

00:23:07To bring his man up quicker

00:23:09Beautiful technique

00:23:10By Eddie Guerrero

00:23:11And there's a tough one

00:23:13Matt Hardy the cruiserweight

00:23:14Chance in trouble

00:23:14Chavo looks on

00:23:15As his uncle Eddie

00:23:17Is putting out a clinic

00:23:18In this matchup

00:23:19Well Halifax feeling

00:23:21Eddie Guerrero right now

00:23:23These people here in Nova Scotia

00:23:25A little freaky in my opinion

00:23:26Why?

00:23:27I don't know

00:23:27They're silly

00:23:28They're nutty

00:23:29Look at this

00:23:29Front flash

00:23:30Matt Hardy rolled out of the way

00:23:32And this could be

00:23:33A huge point in the matchup

00:23:34For Matt Hardy

00:23:35Matt Hardy look at this

00:23:37Oklahoma roll

00:23:38Shoulders are down

00:23:39On Eddie Guerrero

00:23:39And Eddie just kicks out

00:23:42Man oh man

00:23:42Matt Hardy stacking

00:23:44Eddie Guerrero

00:23:44All of Eddie's

00:23:45Eddie's weight on his own

00:23:46Head and shoulders

00:23:47Right there

00:23:48Going for the twist of fake

00:23:50Eddie Guerrero countered

00:23:51Matt Hardy into the corner

00:23:53Shot to the face

00:23:53Eddie Guerrero's in trouble

00:23:56Yeah face forward

00:23:57Boot

00:23:57There you go

00:23:58Matt Hardy does it

00:23:59Ah that yelting

00:24:00Oh what a

00:24:01Lay drop across the back of the neck

00:24:03Lights out

00:24:04Hook of the leg

00:24:05This one's in the books

00:24:07And Eddie Guerrero

00:24:08Just kicked out again

00:24:09Wow

00:24:11Gotta give it up man

00:24:12For Eddie Guerrero

00:24:13The toughness right there

00:24:15Kicking out

00:24:16Well this is a little

00:24:16Mattitude now

00:24:17Coming out from Matt Hardy

00:24:18Why?

00:24:19Because he ripped his t-shirt off

00:24:20Yeah

00:24:20A little upset that he couldn't

00:24:21Put Eddie Guerrero away

00:24:22Wow

00:24:22Look at Eddie Guerrero

00:24:24Down to the run

00:24:25Swoom

00:24:25Hook of the leg

00:24:26Peterson roll like

00:24:28As Eddie Guerrero

00:24:29Picks up the win

00:24:30Here is your winner

00:24:31Eddie Guerrero

00:24:33Beautiful counter by Eddie Guerrero

00:24:35With that underarm spin

00:24:36Into that roll

00:24:37And Matt Hardy's not happy

00:24:38Look at Team Angle

00:24:39Team Angle

00:24:40Ambushing Trevor Guerrero

00:24:42And he's stolen the gold medals back

00:24:44How do you steal something that's yours

00:24:45Well it's actually Kurt's part

00:24:47You know what I mean

00:24:48Team Angle's hanging on

00:24:50With a gold medal for him

00:24:51Captain Kurt Angle

00:24:52And look at the smile

00:24:53On the face of Shelton Benjamin

00:24:55Team Angle has got the gold medals back

00:24:58For Kurt Angle

00:24:59Kurt's gonna be happy

00:25:00Kurt's happy in Pittsburgh

00:25:02God damn

00:25:03Well the big show with the FBI

00:25:07The pretty odd quad vector

00:25:10Right quad vector

00:25:11What do you think they're talking about

00:25:12I don't know

00:25:13Maybe Italians

00:25:14I don't know

00:25:15Yeah right

00:25:17Can't be good whatever they're

00:25:19Hey

00:25:19Is that who I think I just saw

00:25:23Well Brian Kendrick

00:25:29A.K.A. Spanky

00:25:31He had a great round last week

00:25:33I just think John Cena was jealous

00:25:35Spanky's on the move

00:25:38The following contest is scheduled for

00:25:40Kickball in the way from Olivia Washington

00:25:43Laying it at 181 pounds

00:25:46Brian Spanky

00:25:48Kingdrick

00:25:49Spanky

00:25:51Brian Spanky

00:25:52Can't call

00:25:53You know folks

00:25:58Last week I came out here

00:26:00And I had a little rap off with John Cena

00:26:03And you know what he did

00:26:08He kicked my butt

00:26:09And you know why he kicked my butt

00:26:14Because every time I said Cena

00:26:16The crowd would say sucks

00:26:19Kind of like if I said Cena

00:26:21You would say

00:26:22Stop

00:26:23Cena

00:26:24Stop

00:26:25Cena

00:26:26Stop

00:26:27Cena

00:26:28Stop

00:26:28Cena

00:26:29Stop

00:26:30He's getting a little nervous

00:26:32Quagdorch

00:26:33Spanky's gonna stop rapping again

00:26:35He's not making many friends

00:26:37With the John Cena camp

00:26:38And he's doing maestro

00:26:38Fred Nidia

00:26:39From Hanover, West Virginia

00:26:41Weighing in at 200 pounds

00:26:43Jamie

00:26:44No more

00:26:45It's gonna be wild

00:26:47Monday night

00:26:47In the city of brotherly love

00:26:49The WWE Live

00:26:51And you're all stopping

00:26:51Browns of Philadelphia

00:26:53Ah man

00:26:54Nothing like South Philly

00:26:55Getting down and dirty

00:26:56It's gonna be cool

00:26:57Oh they're a little

00:26:59Oh boy

00:27:00Well

00:27:01Jamie didn't need his tongue

00:27:02They play hockey

00:27:02At the first Union Center

00:27:03Well they used to

00:27:04Flyers knocked down

00:27:05In the playoffs

00:27:05Little popsicle hockey

00:27:06Going on there

00:27:07Between Noble and Nidia

00:27:08That was a great segue

00:27:09We're at Halifax Nova Scotia

00:27:12Tonight for Smackdown

00:27:13And it's Jamie Noble

00:27:15And Brian Kendrick

00:27:16Or Spanky I should say

00:27:17One-on-one

00:27:18Kyle, Kyle

00:27:20You like what?

00:27:20The nickname Spanky

00:27:21Do you really?

00:27:25Jamie Noble and Spanky

00:27:27One-on-one

00:27:28In this matchup

00:27:29You really think

00:27:30That was Mr. America

00:27:31That was so

00:27:32A little bit ago

00:27:33I don't know

00:27:34It might have been

00:27:34He was dressed like him

00:27:35Yeah I don't think it was

00:27:36But switch right there

00:27:37Standing switch by Noble

00:27:38I'm not sure

00:27:39And Spanky going to work

00:27:40On the former

00:27:41Cruiserweight champion

00:27:42Jamie Noble

00:27:43And look at that

00:27:43Spanky with some

00:27:44Innovative offense

00:27:45Shot to the midsection

00:27:46On Noble

00:27:47Should be a hell of a matchup

00:27:48Both these men

00:27:48Very evenly matched

00:27:49Wow

00:27:50Face first and the second

00:27:52Turned up

00:27:52And Noble went

00:27:53And Spanky

00:27:54Up off the top

00:27:55Noble countered

00:27:56Forearm to the side of the enemy

00:27:58He's going for that slice

00:27:59But number two

00:27:59Nidia tried to interject

00:28:01On that minor distraction

00:28:03He's got a job here in the WWE

00:28:17After streaking through an arena

00:28:19Got guts

00:28:20And Cena almost knocked his guts

00:28:21Out of him last week

00:28:22On Smackdown

00:28:22And there's John Cena

00:28:24Cena's up in the his ass

00:28:25Looking on as

00:28:27Jamie Noble

00:28:28Goes to work on Spanky

00:28:30I think Cena was downright embarrassed

00:28:31Last week

00:28:32That Spanky actually could rap

00:28:34I don't know about that

00:28:35Oh

00:28:36Referee Brian Heppner

00:28:37Was at beatbox

00:28:38Here we go

00:28:38Cover

00:28:39And Spanky just got the shoulder up

00:28:41It's called a human

00:28:42A human beatbox

00:28:43Here's a cover again by Noble

00:28:45Hook to the leg

00:28:45And a kick out

00:28:46You're trying to tell

00:28:47Shoelace about rap

00:28:48I'm begging to get out of

00:28:49Suburbia

00:28:49I'm begging you

00:28:50You're telling shoelace about rap

00:28:52I know all about that stuff

00:28:53It's a beatbox

00:28:54Well let's stick to Cole in the action

00:28:55Cole

00:28:56You're embarrassing me out here

00:28:57Jamie Noble

00:28:58Really going to work here on Spanky

00:29:00You gotta believe

00:29:01John Cena would like Noble

00:29:02To rip his head off

00:29:03Well Noble controlling the head

00:29:04And the shoulder

00:29:05And arm

00:29:06Of Spanky

00:29:08I'm gonna like that name

00:29:09Shot to the midsection

00:29:10By Spanky again

00:29:11And Spanky with the forearms

00:29:14To Jamie Noble

00:29:14I'm impressed by this kid

00:29:15Every week

00:29:16Oh yeah

00:29:16He's got some fun

00:29:17Going for a crucifix here

00:29:18Whoa

00:29:19Nice

00:29:20Counter into a half rap

00:29:21Possibly by Noble

00:29:22Great move here

00:29:24Leg ball

00:29:24With a foot

00:29:25Noble's foot on the back

00:29:27Of Spanky's head

00:29:29Like that

00:29:29Controlling a man's body

00:29:30Great action thus far

00:29:32Here on SmackDown

00:29:33You saw moments ago

00:29:34The team angle

00:29:34Got the gold medals back

00:29:35From Los Guerreros

00:29:37And still to come tonight

00:29:38Brock Lesnar

00:29:38Who defends his WWE title

00:29:40Against the Big Show

00:29:41And 10 days of Judgment Day

00:29:42Will be in the same ring

00:29:43As the Big Show

00:29:44Big Show and A-Train

00:29:45Team up against Brock Lesnar

00:29:47And Chris Benoit

00:29:48Here tonight

00:29:49Look at this

00:29:49Rolls him up

00:29:50Noble's a trouble

00:29:50So he's down

00:29:51Nice quick pin from him

00:29:53And Noble again

00:29:54Quickly on the attack

00:29:56As Nidiot

00:29:56Noble's squeeze

00:29:57Looks up

00:29:58I mean this Noble

00:29:59Might be trail of park

00:30:00Born Brandon

00:30:01When he's dead

00:30:01He's dead

00:30:02He'll be trail of park

00:30:03Dead or however

00:30:04The expression goes

00:30:04But this Noble

00:30:06Don't mistake

00:30:06This kid can go

00:30:07He can wrestle

00:30:08I mean Noble

00:30:09Tremendous

00:30:09Misses with the right hand

00:30:11Spanky with a forearm

00:30:12And Spanky tries to battle back

00:30:14But Jamie Noble

00:30:15Cuts him right back down

00:30:16With a needle

00:30:16Right to the stern

00:30:18Spanky getting shut down

00:30:19By Noble

00:30:20I just thought of something

00:30:23Whoever that was

00:30:25Straight around in the back

00:30:26Perhaps an imposter

00:30:27Of Mr. America

00:30:27Nonetheless Mr. McMahon

00:30:28Is bound to take that mask off

00:30:30The next time he sees Mr. America

00:30:31Oh

00:30:32Shot by Spanky

00:30:33Single leg drop

00:30:34Kicked there by Spanky

00:30:35So if that is an imposter

00:30:37Of Mr. America

00:30:37Whoever that is

00:30:38Better hope that he can fight

00:30:39Because Mr. McMahon

00:30:40Even means business

00:30:41What about the kid though

00:30:42Mr. McMahon shooting the ass

00:30:44Oh

00:30:44Spanky landed on his feet

00:30:47Great

00:30:47Oh

00:30:47Hits together

00:30:48To the back of the head

00:30:49Knocked down

00:30:50This could be a huge upset

00:30:51Knocked down by Spanky

00:30:53And Noble just kicked out

00:30:54Well

00:30:55I'll tell you what

00:30:56We said

00:30:56Top of this match

00:30:57This should be a

00:30:57Hell of a matchup

00:30:58Both athletes

00:30:59Athletes evenly matched

00:31:01Wow

00:31:03Oh

00:31:03Look at the leg again

00:31:04By Noble

00:31:05Off the slam

00:31:05And Spanky gets the shoulder up

00:31:07Quick power slam

00:31:07By Noble

00:31:08With those quick hips

00:31:09Said it again

00:31:10This Spanky kid

00:31:11Has got some guts

00:31:12He keeps coming at

00:31:13It's what it does

00:31:14He ain't got no quick Spanky

00:31:15And Noble

00:31:16Ain't got no problem

00:31:17Beating the towel out of a man

00:31:18Remember the night

00:31:18Spanky almost went

00:31:19Five minutes with Kurt Angle

00:31:20Yeah

00:31:21Almost off camera

00:31:22Only in horseshoes

00:31:22And grenades

00:31:23Kurt Angle of course

00:31:24A successful neck surgery

00:31:26Recovery

00:31:27Hope Kurt Angle's back soon

00:31:28As Noble continues

00:31:30To lay it into Spanky

00:31:31With those right hands

00:31:32Noble's bringing it to Spanky

00:31:34Can't be a top rope suplex possibly

00:31:37Spanky for black suplex

00:31:39Thank you for correcting me

00:31:41Mr. Wrestling Wizard that you are

00:31:43At his feet

00:31:46Noble do his

00:31:47Look at this

00:31:47Slice bread number two

00:31:49Hooks the leg

00:31:51Spanky with a huge win

00:31:53Thanks to the Slice bread number two

00:31:56Here is your winner Brian Spanky

00:31:59And John Cena is not happy

00:32:03He had a mess with something now

00:32:05Wait a minute

00:32:07Is that

00:32:10No

00:32:11It can't be

00:32:12What is his title day?

00:32:14Did you read him?

00:32:14That weightlifting belt said Mr. American

00:32:17Looks like

00:32:17I don't know Cole

00:32:20But Hogan's in Tampa

00:32:22And Mr. American

00:32:23Is here now

00:32:27Still to go tonight on SmackDown

00:32:30Huge tag team matchup

00:32:31The WWE Champion Brock Lesnar

00:32:33Teams with Chris Benoit

00:32:35To take on the Big Show

00:32:37And the A-Train

00:32:38But right now let's take it back to Backlash

00:32:41Rey Mysterio versus the Big Show

00:32:43And Big Show's despicable actions

00:32:45Number 619

00:32:47Traditional

00:32:48That's an 1857

00:32:50Mysterio's gonna win this

00:32:51Mysterio's going for the west coast top

00:32:54Mysterio

00:32:54And he's caught in midair

00:32:56Big Show

00:32:57Oh no he's gone

00:32:58Big Show may have broken Mysterio in half

00:33:01Hook of the leg

00:33:03It's over

00:33:04Here is your winner

00:33:11The Big Show

00:33:13And then what more do you say about Rey Mysterio

00:33:17Besides being a world's best athlete

00:33:19In the Dutch department you gotta take your hat off to Mysterio

00:33:23Outweighed by 325 pounds

00:33:25The Big Show's size and power is too long

00:33:28It was only a matter of time though like you said

00:33:30Before the Big Show's size and power took over

00:33:33And that chokeslam

00:33:35It really injured Rey Mysterio

00:33:37The referee is calling for

00:33:39For the EFTs to head out here

00:33:41Referee Mike Spots doing his job

00:33:43You don't think Mike Spots was calling Big Show back right?

00:33:45No not at all

00:33:46And here come the EFTs

00:33:49Did you see the way that Big Show delivered that chokeslam to Rey Mysterio

00:33:54And I mentioned he may have been broken in half

00:33:56Well that might be his neck but I mean obviously you know we don't know that

00:33:59But he landed Rey Mysterio landed really hard for about maybe 10 feet in the air

00:34:03You saw the neck receive the damage earlier in the matchup

00:34:06That whiplash like when Big Show picked up Mysterio

00:34:08And then that power of a monster the size of the Big Show

00:34:14I mean I agree with you Cole

00:34:16I think it is his neck

00:34:18You can see the EMTs were trying to keep his head still

00:34:22The EMTs are taking no chances here

00:34:25Oh you can't

00:34:26I mean uh

00:34:26Buckling Mysterio into the bodyboard here

00:34:28This could affect someone's career

00:34:29A young superstar like Rey Mysterio

00:34:33So you get in there with a mammoth athlete like the Big Show

00:34:37The largest athlete in sports entertainment

00:34:39Bro I think Cole that was a 12 foot drop

00:34:42You know and that's

00:34:43And it's got to be hard to brace yourself for that

00:34:46I mean Rey Mysterio was on such a high

00:34:47The adrenaline was pumping

00:34:48He went for the West Coast pop

00:34:49And he was pumped from out of nowhere

00:34:50Right well when you're up in the air

00:34:51You know where you are

00:34:53You know but

00:34:53A guy

00:34:54Big Show's hand is so big around your neck

00:34:57You can't get out

00:34:58Oh no

00:34:58And then you just get driven down

00:35:00Oh no

00:35:00Oh my god

00:35:06Big Show's back

00:35:06What the hell is he doing back here

00:35:08Don't do this show

00:35:09What the hell

00:35:10This is too much

00:35:13Oh no

00:35:14No no no no

00:35:15Show don't do this

00:35:16Oh my god

00:35:17No

00:35:18Stop this

00:35:19No

00:35:20Oh my god

00:35:21How do you even call this

00:35:39It didn't even look real

00:35:43It looks surreal

00:35:45I can't even believe this

00:35:46And we understand that Rey Mysterio

00:35:50Has not yet prepared to wrestle

00:35:52But he seems to be getting better

00:35:53As days go on

00:35:54Yeah we understand that Mysterio

00:35:56Had some nerve damage

00:35:57But good chance Mysterio

00:35:58Might get back to his regular ways

00:36:00And we wish Mysterio the best

00:36:01Well believe it or not Taz

00:36:03Rey Mysterio

00:36:05Is expected to join us

00:36:07Next week

00:36:08Here on Smackdown

00:36:09Excuse me Brock

00:36:12I was just wondering if I could get your thoughts on the tag team next night with Chris Benoit

00:36:16Against the A-Train and the Big Show

00:36:17My thoughts

00:36:18Chris Benoit and myself

00:36:21Are going to handle A-Train and Big Show

00:36:24No problem

00:36:25And another thing

00:36:27Judgment Day

00:36:29Big Show challenged me for the WWE title

00:36:32That's fine and dandy

00:36:34I got a little something to add to that

00:36:37Seems how Big Show likes stretchers so much

00:36:40Why don't we make our title match

00:36:42A stretcher match

00:36:43That way

00:36:45I guarantee you

00:36:46One thing

00:36:47At Judgment Day

00:36:49Big Show

00:36:51Will leave

00:36:52On a stretcher

00:36:54I'm going to watch Mr. America

00:37:11He's getting out of the ring right now

00:37:15You're going to watch Mr. America

00:37:20And he's going to go into the ring right now

00:37:22No, that's not Mr. America

00:37:25That's an imposter walking around backstage here tonight

00:37:28That's not Mr. America

00:37:29Because Hulk Hogan is in Tampa, Florida

00:37:31Now pour me a cup of coffee

00:37:32Right, right

00:37:34Mash the button down there

00:37:35Mash the button down

00:37:38That's it

00:37:39That's good

00:37:41Now stirry

00:37:42Stirry coffee

00:37:44That's it

00:37:44Yeah, now then

00:37:46Okay

00:37:46Thank you very much

00:37:47You've done some constructive today

00:37:48You can take off

00:37:49Okay

00:37:49I'm going to go watch this on television myself

00:37:51Yeah

00:37:52Yeah, great

00:37:53Not bad for Canadian coffee

00:37:58Oh my god

00:38:07When it comes crashing down

00:38:11And it hurts inside

00:38:14Ladies and gentlemen

00:38:17Please welcome

00:38:18Mr. America

00:38:21Yeah, but the question is

00:38:24Is this the real Mr. America?

00:38:26We can't quite see from him

00:38:27Mr. McMahon believes that this Mr. America is an imposter

00:38:40And I agree, I agree with the boss

00:38:43We've seen Hulk Hogan be a satellite for Tampa

00:38:46Or maybe they're not one of the same

00:38:49Colton Canada has seen Mr. America's face, come on

00:38:52What it looks like

00:38:56A rousing ovation for Mr. America here in Canada tonight

00:39:01For who we believe is Mr. America

00:39:04Mr. America's got that

00:39:05I'm trying to

00:39:06I'm trying to

00:39:07I'm trying to

00:39:08Damn, I was supposed to bring my

00:39:09binoculars and I forgot

00:39:10I am so deep in the sun

00:39:11Look

00:39:12You're just the thing that keeps us free

00:39:14I am a real American

00:39:16Boy, one person that really rips the t-shirt off that well

00:39:23Yeah, he's kinda

00:39:25I am a real American

00:39:28It seems Mr. America's pretty tan

00:39:31And Mr. America's got that patented muscular physique that we've seen for many years

00:39:39Can you tell if they're 24-inch Patriots?

00:39:42Or Pythons, I can't tell

00:39:45I can't tell

00:39:46Well, regardless of whether the hell it is, Nova Scotia loves it

00:40:01Right, whoever the hell it is has got some charisma

00:40:06He's got some charisma

00:40:11Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy

00:40:36Well, let me take a look at it

00:41:23Well, let me tell you something, brothers.

00:41:36Wait a minute.

00:41:37What the...

00:41:38Oh, man, Mr. McMahon is hot.

00:41:44I came here to the Great White North to make a simple point.

00:41:53Like I said last week, dudes, I am not Hulk Hogan.

00:42:02Like I said, maniacs, I am not Hulk Hogan.

00:42:28You know, just a couple weeks ago, even longer than that, let me take you way, way back.

00:42:40Like a long time ago, I was a 165-pound accountant working in Hoboken, New Jersey, when I decided to buy WrestleMania.

00:42:52That's when I saw him, Hulk Hogan.

00:43:03There was just something about Hulk Hogan.

00:43:06Maybe it was the way he battled and would never quit.

00:43:09Maybe it was the way at WrestleMania in the Toronto Sky Dome, all the Hulkamaniacs were just going crazy.

00:43:18And after I saw WrestleMania, I decided to quit my day job.

00:43:31And I started training.

00:43:33I started saying my prayers.

00:43:36And I started eating my vitamins.

00:43:38And I became Mr. America.

00:43:49And I know right now, Hulk Hogan is at home watching.

00:43:54And I've got one thing to say to you, Hulk Hogan.

00:43:57And that's thank you, brother.

00:43:59Oh, boy.

00:44:08Well, remember, in order for Mr. America's contract to be nullified, Mr. McMahon has to prove that Hogan and Mr. America are one and the same.

00:44:23Mr. America said he was a 168-pound account from O'Bogan.

00:44:28Yeah, and I'm a buck 50 still.

00:44:30What?

00:44:32Mr. McMahon is irate.

00:44:34Mr. McMahon is living.

00:44:36I think Mr. McMahon believes that he's been showing up here tonight by Mr. America.

00:44:45Mr. McMahon is poor.

00:44:48Hey, look.

00:44:49I don't know what's going on here.

00:44:51I don't know what you're trying to pull off.

00:44:54Last time I checked, Hulkamania wasn't some sort of a superhero.

00:44:59Last time I checked, Vince McMahon was a man of his word.

00:45:10And out here tonight, earlier, I said to you, if you ever showed up in my ring again, I was going to rip the mask right off your face.

00:45:20That's exactly what I'm...

00:45:28No, no, no, no.

00:45:30That's not what I'm going to do.

00:45:32That's what my daughter Stephanie's going to do.

00:45:35Stephanie, get out here.

00:45:37Stephanie?

00:45:38Come on.

00:45:39Come on.

00:45:40Come on, Stephanie, get out of here.

00:45:49Well, Mr. McMahon obviously blaming Stephanie for Mr. America being here.

00:45:54Get out of here.

00:45:58You want to know how I'm going to prove Batman's Hulk Hogan?

00:46:02Get up here.

00:46:02Get up here now.

00:46:03Get up here.

00:46:04Get up here.

00:46:06So, this is the way this is going to go down.

00:46:17Real simple, see Hogan?

00:46:33Like I said before, I'm a man of my word.

00:46:40Steph, no.

00:46:40No, Steph.

00:46:41Hey, Mr. McMahon with a low blow to Mr. America.

00:46:46Brilliant tactics, in my opinion, by Mr. McMahon.

00:46:50And now Mr. McMahon, he found it to rip the mask off of Mr. America.

00:46:56If that's the case, I guess Hogan would be done for him.

00:47:04Mr. McMahon has to prove that Hogan and Mr. America are one and the same.

00:47:08I think Mr. McMahon's head smashed it to Stephanie.

00:47:26They clunked heads.

00:47:28The back of McMahon's head hit the front of Stephanie McMahon's head.

00:47:31And Mr. America is American enough.

00:47:34Mr. McMahon going to his daughter's aid after Finn's turn around.

00:47:45Watch him back.

00:47:47Mr. America, though, is on his feet.

00:47:50And Mr. McMahon's in deep trouble.

00:47:58Mr. America with the two red hands knocking the boss down.

00:48:01Oh, Mr. America dropping the boss with two haymakers.

00:48:05Mr. McMahon wanted Stephanie to help it unmasking Mr. America.

00:48:10Stephanie seemingly didn't want any part of it.

00:48:14What's Mr. America doing?

00:48:17You gotta take the stand, it don't help to hide.

00:48:20Obviously helping, Mr. America's helping Stephanie McMahon.

00:48:24If you have my friends.

00:48:27Mr. America coming to the end of the SmackDown General Manager.

00:48:31The woman who brought Mr. America to WWE.

00:48:34Who brought Mr. America to SmackDown.

00:48:37Mr. McMahon, look at him.

00:48:40Look at Mr. America.

00:48:43Mr. McMahon's back balanced again by Mr. America.

00:48:48Mr. America is irate.

00:49:06Moments ago on SmackDown, Mr. McMahon vowing to show the world

00:49:09that Mr. America and Hulk Hogan are one and the same,

00:49:13but Stephanie got caught in the middle.

00:49:14Yeah, Mr. McMahon, oh, Mr. McMahon's head ramming into Stephanie's face.

00:49:20Mr. McMahon asked Stephanie to come in the ring and help him unmask Mr. America.

00:49:24Check out Mr. America.

00:49:27Yeah, right, no doubt about it.

00:49:30Two haymakers, that was one of them, and boom, and there's the second.

00:49:33But what really ticked Mr. McMahon off was the fact that Mr. America was the hero

00:49:37carrying Stephanie off.

00:49:39Mr. McMahon's back.

00:49:43Mr. McMahon's back.

00:49:43You're sure?

00:49:43Yeah, thank you.

00:49:44Okay.

00:49:45Warren!

00:49:46Where the hell is your SOP?

00:49:47Where is he?

00:49:49Security's all I'm leaving the building.

00:49:51Yeah?

00:49:52I'm going to go get him.

00:49:53Hey, Dad?

00:49:54What?

00:49:55What?

00:49:56Oh, uh.

00:49:57How's she doing, all right?

00:49:59She's got a brazen on her cheek, but...

00:50:01I can see that.

00:50:01You go find Hogan.

00:50:02Okay?

00:50:03Yes, sir.

00:50:04All right.

00:50:05Now, you tell me, what the hell did he do to you?

00:50:08He didn't hurt me, Dad, you did.

00:50:13No, no, no, I didn't hurt you, okay?

00:50:15Don't put this on me.

00:50:17This goes to Hogan, okay?

00:50:18This goes damn well to Hogan, and you know it does.

00:50:22This is Hogan's fault, this isn't my fault.

00:50:24You'll be all right.

00:50:26Okay, keep the ice on the head, you'll be okay.

00:50:29You're a McMahon, damn it.

00:50:30Mr. McMahon have been obsessed with this Mr. America thing.

00:50:43Bobcats.

00:50:44Whip, whip.

00:50:45Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Sable.

00:50:51Cool.

00:50:52I don't believe it.

00:50:53Sable, when you dressed for him, when you took that outfit out of your back.

00:50:57I would never look that good in that.

00:50:59Oh, no, you got a red one.

00:51:01Oh, my.

00:51:05Wish I had a blonde one.

00:51:07Well, WWE SmackDown is brought to you by Stacker 2, the world's strongest fat burner now available.

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00:51:23And by Warner Brothers, new motion picture of Matrix Reloaded.

00:51:26And good is Thursday, May 15th.

00:51:29I thought maybe she was gonna come over here and sit with us.

00:51:32Well, uh, this is not our lucky evening, Cole.

00:51:36Well, we get to sit next to each other, eh?

00:51:39Look at Sable.

00:51:40Don't touch me, don't fall.

00:51:41I'll break everyone from the bottom.

00:51:43Look at you, buddy.

00:51:44She's gorgeous.

00:51:46Yep.

00:51:47Speaking of gorgeous.

00:51:48The following women's contest is scheduled for one fall.

00:52:01Making her one in the ring, Tori Wilson.

00:52:04You mean that song, uh, Pretty in Pink?

00:52:06All right.

00:52:07You know what it works?

00:52:08Oh, no.

00:52:09You know what?

00:52:10The Sable-Tori situation is getting real freaky.

00:52:13Last week, Sable and Tori inexplicably teamed together.

00:52:17Wow.

00:52:18And Sable would leave Tori hanging in his tag team match against Dawn and Midian.

00:52:23I can't figure this whole thing out.

00:52:24No, no doubt about it.

00:52:25I mean, Sable playing some serious head games with Tori Wilson.

00:52:30And then, uh, you know, Gomeri capitalized on a situation and catching a version of a single-leg Boston Kravitz.

00:52:38I'll see you in a moment.

00:52:39But Tori had no choice but to tap out.

00:52:42Absolutely.

00:52:43And I can't figure out this thing with Sable.

00:52:44Sable looked like she didn't even care that her tag team partner lost.

00:52:47But I mean, for weeks after Sable returned to the WWE, all she did was say good things about Tori,

00:52:52and now there's this tension between the two.

00:53:02And making her way to the ring, Dawn Marie.

00:53:06You know, I know it's so pretty as king.

00:53:08Wasn't there another song about Seafoam Green?

00:53:10Seafoam Green, Seafoam Green.

00:53:12You look hot in Seafoam Green.

00:53:14Remember that one?

00:53:15Nonetheless, we're heading to Baltimore, Maryland next week, ladies and gentlemen, for SmackDown.

00:53:20The first Mariner Arena in Baltimore.

00:53:23The Mariner?

00:53:24Okay, first Mariner.

00:53:25Should be called the first Oriole Arena.

00:53:27Dawn Marie and Tori one-on-one as Sable looks on.

00:53:31And Tori needs to keep her focus on Dawn Marie here.

00:53:35And she's obviously distracted by the fact that Sable's sitting at ringside and Dawn Marie takes early advantage.

00:53:41Well, that guy, exactly, Tori needs to pay attention obviously.

00:53:44Whoa!

00:53:45Well, I guess Tori needs to pay attention.

00:53:46Stop the taste of Tori.

00:53:47Nice tackle there.

00:53:49Dawn Marie made Tori Wilson tap out last week in a two-on-one situation after Sable left Tori to the world, so to speak.

00:53:55And kind of reminds me of Easter right now.

00:53:57Why?

00:53:58Well, because of the colors, the pastels and the blondes and the brunettes.

00:54:02I had a freaky Easter call.

00:54:03I don't want to get into it.

00:54:04Oh, Mike Sparks.

00:54:05Oh, what's up with Sparks?

00:54:07The referee, the envy of every man in America right now.

00:54:10Pervert.

00:54:11What's up with him?

00:54:12I know he don't, you know, well.

00:54:13These two, Dawn Marie cannot wait to get her hands on Tori.

00:54:16Oh, look at this.

00:54:17Fineman's carry by Dawn Marie.

00:54:19Tori's in all kinds of trouble.

00:54:20Oh!

00:54:21Oh!

00:54:22Oh!

00:54:23Oh, there's a goal!

00:54:24Tori got it!

00:54:25That was great!

00:54:26Tori got the win!

00:54:28Here's your winner, Tori Wilson!

00:54:32Tori Wilson getting some revenge on Dawn Marie here tonight.

00:54:37Sable was not too pleased.

00:54:39Sable, uh, getting in the ring.

00:54:41She has a microphone.

00:54:43I wish she'd stand close to the table, but...

00:54:46Tori!

00:54:49Yoo-hoo, Tori!

00:54:52I just wanted to congratulate you on your victory.

00:54:57It must feel great to finally break that losing streak.

00:55:03You know, I held the Sable Invitational to find out which WWE Diva

00:55:12could match up against me physically.

00:55:17Now, I must admit, you looked a little bloated, and that's why you lost.

00:55:33Now, I know the fans think you should have won, and I am a fair woman.

00:55:40So, why don't you see how you match up against me?

00:55:45That's right.

00:55:50Sable versus Tori in a bikini contest.

00:55:56Oh, yeah!

00:55:57I'm running them!

00:55:58Winner!

00:55:59Well, I'm in.

00:56:02The Playboy Centerfold against a Playboy Centerfold.

00:56:10But I think the real question is, Tori, do you really wanna find out if your body is as hard,

00:56:25voluptuous, and, oh, so Sable-licious as mine?

00:56:33Sable-licious?

00:56:35Look at...

00:56:36Delicious!

00:56:37Look at this!

00:56:38Look at this!

00:56:39Cautious, I'm separate it!

00:56:40Oh, my!

00:56:41Look at the pink!

00:56:42Check out Tori, the Playboy cover girl!

00:56:45Ba-da-bing!

00:56:46Oh, my gosh!

00:56:48Can you believe that Sable has challenged Tori to a bikini contest?

00:56:53That's gonna be something to see!

00:56:55The hottest Sable looks!

00:56:56What about Tori?

00:56:57What about the bikinis?

00:56:58What about the bikinis?

00:57:07Kurt Angle.

00:57:09Persistence pays.

00:57:12In the WWE, Kurt Angle has done it all.

00:57:16And he's done it faster than anyone in sports entertainment history.

00:57:20In two years, Kurt Angle has won virtually every title in the WWE.

00:57:24Always the visionary, the Olympic champion has consistently stayed ahead of the curve,

00:57:29looking forward, anticipating obstacles, and overcoming them.

00:57:34But who could have seen this coming?

00:57:37A broken neck in the prime of one's career.

00:57:41Kurt Angle is toast!

00:57:42He's done!

00:57:43But no hurdle is too high.

00:57:45No valley too low.

00:57:47No neck too broken for a man of Kurt Angle's caliber.

00:57:52I could get back into lineup and never skip a beat.

00:57:55It's a miracle.

00:57:56Kurt Angle.

00:57:57Tireless.

00:57:59Triumphant.

00:58:01It's true.

00:58:02For the second time this week, the WWE rocking the Maritime Provinces of Canada.

00:58:09The Metro Center at Halifax Nova Scotia.

00:58:11Providence.

00:58:12And tonight, Brock Lesnar and Chris Benoit will team up to meet the Big Show in the A-Train.

00:58:18Oh, a Big Show and Lesnar in the same ring at the same time as we found out earlier.

00:58:23Stretch a match at Judgment Day for the championship.

00:58:27The following non-title tag team matches scheduled for one fall.

00:58:36Coaching the ring.

00:58:37Had a combined weight of 489 pounds.

00:58:40There are the tag team champions.

00:58:42Charlie Hudson, Shelton Benjamin, Team Angle.

00:58:47Shelton Benjamin was all smiles after Team Angle got the gold medals back a little bit earlier tonight.

00:58:54Let's show you what happened.

00:58:55Eddie Guerrero picked up a huge victory against Matt Hardy.

00:58:59against Matt Hardy as Eddie was stole one, so to speak, from the Cruiserweight Champion.

00:59:03Yeah, beautiful underarm spin right there.

00:59:05Quick roll up.

00:59:06Getting the pin over Matt Hardy with a big picture.

00:59:09Team Angle taking out Chavo from behind.

00:59:12Absolutely.

00:59:13And Team Angle, in my opinion, doing the right thing.

00:59:16Coming out and getting those gold medals.

00:59:18Kurt Angle's gold medals.

00:59:19The gold medals are in the camp with Kurt Angle with a glove.

00:59:23But even more importantly, in 10 days of Judgment Day,

00:59:26Los Guerreros have the opportunity to take the tag team gold.

00:59:29Look at Kurt.

00:59:30Look at Kurt, Cole.

00:59:31Look at Kurt.

00:59:32Ah, I missed Kurt.

00:59:33Kurt, how are you?

00:59:34What are you doing?

00:59:35He's recovering at home from successful neck surgery.

00:59:38That pitcher looks just like he's here.

00:59:40He's here in spirit.

00:59:42Right, in spirit.

00:59:43And another combined weight of 556 pounds, Tajiri and Rokishi.

00:59:51And as I was saying before, Team Angle defends the tag team titles in 10 days of Judgment Day

00:59:55against Los Guerreros in a ladder match.

00:59:58Oh, yeah.

00:59:59And I'm telling you.

01:00:00I'm going on a record, in my opinion.

01:00:02Team Angle.

01:00:03That tag team gold is in trouble.

01:00:06Judgment Day, ladder match, Los Guerreros.

01:00:08I'll tell you that.

01:00:09In my view, that favorites Los Guerreros.

01:00:11We're in Halifax, Nova Scotia here tonight for SmackDown.

01:00:14Team Angle, Tajiri, Rokishi, among all the SmackDown superstars heading overseas this weekend.

01:00:19Playing in front of capacity crowds in places like Aberdeen, Scotland, Belfast, Northern Ireland, London, England.

01:00:26What a weekend it's going to be overseas.

01:00:28And no doubt SmackDown superstars worldwide.

01:00:32World-class athletes.

01:00:33Tag team champions, Team Angle, non-title matchup here against Rokishi and Tajiri tonight on SmackDown.

01:00:38Don't Rokishi and Tajiri have in common form?

01:00:41What?

01:00:42Absolutely nothing.

01:00:43Yeah, Rokishi goes 350 pounds, Tajiri half of that.

01:00:46And this would be a big win for this big shift team of Rokishi and Tajiri here.

01:00:50They could knock off the tag team champs.

01:00:52That's going to be tough to do, though.

01:00:53You know, Team Angle's got that chemistry, that team age.

01:00:56They got that great amateur background.

01:00:59Oh!

01:01:00Rokishi's got a great right hand, too.

01:01:02Still to come tonight, we've got John Cena and Rhino 101.

01:01:05Plus, Brock Lesnar will be in the same ring with the Big Show.

01:01:08Big Show and A-Train against Brock Lesnar and Chris Benoit.

01:01:10And what about the news that we heard earlier on?

01:01:13The fact that, well, look at Shaggy Benjamin over the top and Cassie.

01:01:17Benjamin's in trouble.

01:01:18The top heads up, Sheldon.

01:01:20Well, that was quick thinking.

01:01:22And Charlie Haas.

01:01:23Well, for another sunset fit, Sheldon.

01:01:26And they're gonna start him.

01:01:28This one's over.

01:01:29There's two.

01:01:30And from behind Sheldon, Benjamin.

01:01:32That was a third white and blue splat.

01:01:34We heard the huge news, though, earlier on, Taz.

01:01:36What?

01:01:37Well, Brock Lesnar Big Show match in 10 days of Judgment Day for the WWE title is now a stretcher match.

01:01:44Oh, it's big.

01:01:45Somebody's leaving the arena on a stretcher.

01:01:47Wow.

01:01:48And they can find one big enough.

01:01:49And look at Tajiri.

01:01:50Man, Japanese buzzsaw.

01:01:51Going up on Sheldon Benjamin.

01:01:52Sheldon went for that dragon whip, that deadly kick.

01:01:54But Tajiri ducking.

01:01:55Nice spinning leg ladder right there by Tajiri.

01:01:58And Tajiri into the cover, hook of the leg on Sheldon Benjamin.

01:02:01And a kick out.

01:02:02Very smart.

01:02:03Tajiri knows the deal, man.

01:02:04You hit a high-impact kick, you go for a cover quickly on an athlete like Sheldon Benjamin.

01:02:10Sheldon Benjamin, the former All-American from the University of Minnesota.

01:02:13Oh!

01:02:14And Charlie Haas, the cheap shot from behind.

01:02:16Nice!

01:02:17And Sheldon Benjamin takes advantage.

01:02:18Sheldon getting that crotch and that claw, grabbing the trap of Tajiri, back arching and

01:02:23throwing Tajiri right over his, right into a back arch suplex.

01:02:26In comes the All-American from seat to the belly.

01:02:28Oh!

01:02:29And Tajiri goes for the ride.

01:02:30Charlie Haas, an academic All-American as well, into the cover.

01:02:33Hook of the leg on Tajiri, who kicks out.

01:02:37Charlie always goes back to his roots of just the amateur days of wrestling.

01:02:42Smart.

01:02:43And again, you give the edge to most Guerreros in the ladder match against the champion.

01:02:47I've seen that four times, Cole.

01:02:48I cannot repeat that.

01:02:49Oh!

01:02:50And he won!

01:02:51If Tajiri can cover Charlie Haas, because I think Charlie's out.

01:02:55Charlie's out.

01:02:56Haas is moving, but I think he's out, man.

01:02:58Charlie trying to make it to the corner to make a tag.

01:03:00Tajiri needs to make a tag to Rikishi as well.

01:03:03Here comes Sheldon Benjamin, and here comes the 350.

01:03:06Oh, here we go.

01:03:07And Rikishi with the right hands, taking it to Sheldon Benjamin.

01:03:10Rikishi got that 350 pass moving.

01:03:13Charlie Haas just got closed on out of his boat.

01:03:16Double close line.

01:03:17Knocking Buckman down.

01:03:19Some other drop connects.

01:03:20With one arm.

01:03:21Rikishi trapping the arm, belly-to-belly.

01:03:23Plant Sheldon Benjamin.

01:03:24It's a page out of Team Angle's boat.

01:03:26Rikishi is clean in house.

01:03:29Uh-oh.

01:03:30Uh-oh.

01:03:31Big Kish.

01:03:32Team Angle needs some Kurt Angle advice right here.

01:03:34Up the edge.

01:03:35Oh!

01:03:36Rikishi backing it on up.

01:03:38Sheldon buttocks.

01:03:39Oh, man.

01:03:40Look at this.

01:03:41Charlie Haas is in all kinds of trouble.

01:03:43Played it by Rikishi.

01:03:44Yeah, modified choke slam by Rikishi.

01:03:46Sheldon Benjamin's in trouble as well.

01:03:48Oh, boy.

01:03:49Rikishi.

01:03:50Let me tell you, Sheldon might be smelling some stink face if you know what I mean.

01:03:55And a low blow by Sheldon Benjamin.

01:03:57Oh, right in the yam bag.

01:03:59Referee Jimmy Cordero is busy with getting the illegal man, Charlie Haas, out of the ring.

01:04:03And Sheldon Benjamin took advantage with a blatant low blow.

01:04:07Here comes Charlie Haas.

01:04:08Here comes Tajiri.

01:04:09Handstring elbow!

01:04:11Connects!

01:04:14Sheldon Benjamin offed off the apron.

01:04:16Beautiful.

01:04:17And Rikishi could...

01:04:18Oh!

01:04:19Pull off a huge upset here.

01:04:21What a shot by Rikishi.

01:04:23Sheldon just walked into that super kick right there by Rikishi.

01:04:26And Tajiri with those quick feet.

01:04:29Lifted into the corner by Charlie Haas.

01:04:32Hey, Keith, come on!

01:04:34Tajiri, look out!

01:04:35The big transfer in the house, Cole!

01:04:37The tarantula is locked in!

01:04:39Can you do this?

01:04:40That cheating hole, that's for sure!

01:04:41Other side of the ring, Sheldon Benjamin hooked Rikishi up.

01:04:47Rikishi's in trouble.

01:04:49Charlie Haas, Charlie Haas' reversal.

01:04:51Lifting up Tajiri right in the corner.

01:04:53Oh!

01:04:54Look at this!

01:04:55Shoulders down!

01:04:57Team Angle steals one!

01:05:02Here are your winners, Team Angle!

01:05:05Wait a minute, Cole!

01:05:06Oh, look at this!

01:05:07Los Guerreros!

01:05:08Los Guerreros stealing the gold medals

01:05:10and the turn out of the picture!

01:05:11Look down, Los Guerreros!

01:05:13They lie, they cheat, they steal!

01:05:14It's a family tradition!

01:05:16And Los Guerreros!

01:05:18They're not disappointed, Nick Brooks!

01:05:20They got...

01:05:22Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!

01:05:25Los Guerreros got...

01:05:27Okay!

01:05:28That big poster, Kurt Angle!

01:05:29The gold medals!

01:05:30Team Angle is living!

01:05:33What do you think Kurt Angle's thinking watching this at home?

01:05:37I don't think Team Angle's gonna get on their horse

01:05:39and get out here!

01:05:40And stop getting at the Los Guerreros!

01:05:44There is the rabid Wolverine preparing for battle!

01:05:48Chris Benoit will team with the WWE Champion,

01:05:53that man, Brock Lesnar, tonight!

01:05:55Speaking of Devil as the ever-dangerous WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar!

01:06:01We're back on SmackDown!

01:06:02Taz and I now joined by Brian Kendrick, a.k.a. Spanky, at ringside!

01:06:06Spanky, congratulations on a huge win over Jamie Noble earlier tonight!

01:06:10Thanks a lot, Michael Cole!

01:06:11Long-time listener, first-time commentator!

01:06:13Great to be here!

01:06:14Well, great to have you out here!

01:06:15Can we call you Spankster?

01:06:16I would prefer it!

01:06:18Aw!

01:06:23So, you think you're out of touch with him?

01:06:26War of life!

01:06:27This is great economic!

01:06:29Falling contest is scheduled for one fall!

01:06:32Purching the rank for West Newberry, Massachusetts!

01:06:35Weighing in at 148 pounds,

01:06:38John Cena!

01:06:40Well, in just a couple of moments,

01:06:41I'm gonna be interested in hearing Spanky's take on how this man,

01:06:45John Cena!

01:06:46The Taz got some bitches to take care of!

01:06:48Yeah, well, Clearsel presents WWE Championship Day!

01:06:50Coming to you live in just 10 days!

01:06:52Sunday, May 18th from the Charlotte Coliseum

01:06:55in Charlotte, North Carolina!

01:06:57It will be available exclusively on pay-per-view!

01:06:59Clear Skin, Clearsel!

01:07:01John Cena staring over at Spanky!

01:07:05Obviously, uh,

01:07:06he's got a problem with the way he rapped last week,

01:07:08or perhaps embarrassed John Cena last week!

01:07:11Yeah, Cole, he came out just to have a little bit of fun!

01:07:14I was gonna expose him for being the liar that he was,

01:07:16and he beat the hell out of me!

01:07:18Can't a kid have a little fun?

01:07:20Yo, yo, yo!

01:07:26So tonight, John Cena's gotta fight a rhinoceros!

01:07:31I'll rip his crotch out and make him see a gynecologist!

01:07:37You're half man and half beast!

01:07:40Is that supposed to impress me?

01:07:42Man, my fist will swell your face!

01:07:45You'll be the white Dizzy Gillespie!

01:07:49I bet you fans think Rhino's gonna give me the gore!

01:07:54I'll beat his ass so sore it's like he did a prison tour!

01:08:01Yo, this is Thuganomics!

01:08:04I excel beyond sports!

01:08:06He rocks a horn on his head,

01:08:08I rock a horn in my shorts!

01:08:12And to that kid Spanky, imitating my flows,

01:08:17I'm glad I broke his nose and ripped off his frickin' clothes!

01:08:23He had the whole crowd chanting,

01:08:26Cena sucks!

01:08:27Cena sucks!

01:08:29Cena sucks!

01:08:31Cena sucks!

01:08:33Cena sucks!

01:08:34Cena sucks!

01:08:35Cena sucks!

01:08:36You think I do?

01:08:37Well, F you!

01:08:38Cause I just don't give up!

01:08:41And from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 275 pounds, Rhino!

01:08:53Well, John Cena has his hands full tonight with Rhino with Cena right up in the Man Beast's face!

01:08:59And Rhino with the right hand and Finn's run away in this matchup!

01:09:04Taz and I at ringside joined once again by Spanky!

01:09:07I'll tell you something, Spanky, that's one of the things we do like about you!

01:09:11You do come out here and have fun, and I gotta give you a thumbs up for that!

01:09:14That's one of the reasons you got a job here in the WWE, because you like to have fun!

01:09:18The Cole, this has been a dream come true being here in the WWE!

01:09:21This is all I wanted to do since I was a little kid, you know?

01:09:23Get up!

01:09:24I'd do anything to be here, I think I've proven that!

01:09:26Well, Rhino and John Cena have proven they belong here in the WWE!

01:09:29Look at the Man Beast sort of trying to get revenge on John Cena!

01:09:32John Cena knocked Rhino off in a big matchup last month!

01:09:35Well, John Cena's a force to be reckoned with, he's proved that!

01:09:39Cena is, oh!

01:09:40He's triple tough, and Rhino knows that!

01:09:43Well, Man Beast taking it to John Cena here!

01:09:46You can't waste time on an athlete like Cena!

01:09:48And here you go, John Cena battling back!

01:09:51Tough as hell!

01:09:52Thug it now!

01:09:53Now, driving Rhino's kidneys into the apron of the ring, Cena's in control!

01:09:58I gotta ask you, Kendrick, what is your, hold up here!

01:10:01Look at this, cover, hook in the leg, making a kick out!

01:10:03What's your feelings on John Cena?

01:10:05You know, Taz, he is a great athlete, but I'm not afraid of him!

01:10:08I hear you!

01:10:09I'm not afraid of Johnny Blanket Folder over here!

01:10:13Johnny Blanket Folder!

01:10:15Johnny Blanket Folder!

01:10:16Cole, that's not you!

01:10:17Cole the towel washer and shoelace!

01:10:19Oh, look at this!

01:10:20John Cena with a suplex to Rhino again!

01:10:23Closed into the cover, hooks the leg and his shoulder up!

01:10:25Spanky, you were, what's known by your real name of Ryan Kendrick?

01:10:29Why Spanky?

01:10:30Where did that come from?

01:10:31Cole, that's what I've been called since I was a kid!

01:10:34Well, that's cool!

01:10:35Well, John Cena is bending Rhino's body to him!

01:10:38Cena more or less trying to rip off Rino's arms here!

01:10:42You see Cena, look at the intensity of John Cena's face!

01:10:45Well, Cena knows, man, Cena's in the hunt here!

01:10:47He's in the ring with a man called the Man Beast!

01:10:50And Cena's taking it seriously!

01:10:52John Cena in control!

01:10:54Rino with a unique maneuver!

01:10:55John Cena bounces off the top turnbuckle!

01:10:58And John Cena, right hand blocked by Rhino!

01:11:00And the Man Beast starting to build momentum!

01:11:02Well, Rhino's a major threat to any athlete on the SmackDown roster!

01:11:06And John Cena's very well aware of that!

01:11:08But Man Beast is moving right now!

01:11:10Flying through the air, Cena knocked down!

01:11:13And Rhino's in control of John Cena!

01:11:15Here's the cover by Rhino!

01:11:17And John Cena powers out!

01:11:19Both athletes banging out there!

01:11:23This is a big match for both these men!

01:11:25Oh!

01:11:26Rhino, a victory here would really propel him!

01:11:28Come up to SmackDown ranks!

01:11:29But John Cena in control!

01:11:31Into the cover!

01:11:32Hooks the leg!

01:11:33Cena may have him in again!

01:11:34Rhino just gets the shoulder up!

01:11:36We've seen Cena do that very unique version of a neck breakaway!

01:11:39He flips himself forward!

01:11:41And Yanks is- Uh-oh, again!

01:11:42Going for that F-U!

01:11:43It looks like an F-5!

01:11:44But Rhino countered!

01:11:46Cena with the right hands and- Whoa!

01:11:49Spinebuster with authority!

01:11:51Big time impact!

01:11:53Man Beast driving Cena!

01:11:55You gotta be impressed with that as John Cena-

01:11:59Oh, there's Spanky going!

01:12:00Spanky's on top!

01:12:01Cena's going for the steel chain!

01:12:02And Spanky is now involved with a tug of war!

01:12:05Oh, wow!

01:12:07Look at Rhino!

01:12:08Roll Cena up!

01:12:09And Rhino picks up the win!

01:12:11Cena distracted!

01:12:13Here is your winner, Rhino!

01:12:16That's all it takes, Cole!

01:12:18Just a second acute distraction!

01:12:20That tug of war with Spanky and Cena!

01:12:23Cena getting pinned down!

01:12:25I tell you, I think Spanky got a little semblance of revenge!

01:12:30And Rhino comes back to head Cena off at the pass!

01:12:34Face first into the apron, Cena, good night!

01:12:38Cena was going for the steel chain that he wears around his neck!

01:12:42Spanky made Cena and Cena didn't get him!

01:12:44Uh-oh!

01:12:45Uh-oh, Cole!

01:12:46Uh-oh, no, man!

01:12:47Now, Jenna!

01:12:48Knee first into the steel steps!

01:12:51As Cena stepped away from the door!

01:12:53Oh, my...

01:12:54While Cena saving himself and Rhino...

01:12:57He might have blown his knee out there, Rhino!

01:12:59Knee into the steel steps!

01:13:01You hear that impact?

01:13:02Yes, I did!

01:13:03All right, guys.

01:13:04Another day at the office.

01:13:05Stamboli, you ready?

01:13:06Oh, it's a piece of cake.

01:13:07Right below there?

01:13:08Of course.

01:13:09Oh, you don't remember what we did to The Undertaker.

01:13:11Nathan Jones, Chris Benoit.

01:13:12Come on.

01:13:13Hey!

01:13:14What about that Scrooge, Frankie, two steps?

01:13:16Oh, please.

01:13:17But, guys, that's where everybody comes to the full-blooded tanks,

01:13:20because they know we get the job done.

01:13:22Let's go.

01:13:23Scrooge!

01:13:26Welcome back to SmackDown, everybody.

01:13:28And we are just ten days away from Judgment Day.

01:13:31Charlotte, North Carolina.

01:13:33I'll tell you, joint production of SmackDown and Raw,

01:13:35and how about the WWE Tag Team Titles being on the line?

01:13:39It is a ladder match between Team Angle and Los Guerreros.

01:13:43Well, my view, Team Angle's in a lot of trouble in this one, Cole.

01:13:45Ladder match does not favor the champions.

01:13:48And from Raw, the World Heavyweight title's on the line.

01:13:51Triple Ace and Kevin Nash.

01:13:53Well, four of the best friends, these guys were like brothers.

01:13:56They're going to collide for the most cherished prize on Raw.

01:14:00Remember the bikini contest we were talking about?

01:14:02It's going to happen in Judgment Day.

01:14:03Sable and Tori!

01:14:05Well, let's see.

01:14:06Tori, Sable, and bikinis.

01:14:08Well, I'm sold.

01:14:10The new coach, general manager of Raw, announced this this past Monday night.

01:14:13Stone Cold Steve Austin saying there'll be a battle royal for the Intercontinental title.

01:14:17No doubt we'll count their titles back.

01:14:19Which lost superstar will be left standing as the new Intercontinental Champion.

01:14:24And the WWE titles on the line.

01:14:26The champion Brock Lesnar versus the Big Show in a stretcher match.

01:14:31Brutal, painful, and barbaric.

01:14:33Just three words to describe what this match is all about.

01:14:37And there is the champion.

01:14:46Oh, bro.

01:14:47I understand you're the WWE World Champion.

01:14:49But still, you guys thought someone showed respect around here.

01:14:52And what you said earlier today about my two friends, the Big Show and A-Train, was very disrespectful.

01:14:56And, Paisan, if you disrespect them, you're disrespecting me.

01:15:05Whoa!

01:15:06Whoa!

01:15:07Whoa!

01:15:08Uh-oh!

01:15:09Whoa, that was not smart, Mincio!

01:15:14No, Mincio!

01:15:16Hey!

01:15:17Oh, my crap!

01:15:18Crap!

01:15:19Crap!

01:15:20That's what the FBI was talking about.

01:15:24Holy!

01:15:25What the hell?

01:15:29Can't go with no way now.

01:15:30Forget about it.

01:15:31Oh, well done.

01:15:32Nice job.

01:15:33Very well done.

01:15:34Nice job.

01:15:35Very well done.

01:15:36Very well done.

01:15:37Very well done.

01:15:38Very well done.

01:15:39Well, you guys took care of that.

01:15:40I'm off to my match with Chris Benoit now.

01:15:41Oh.

01:15:42I got a match with Chris Benoit tonight.

01:15:43No.

01:15:44The Big Show hasn't matched tonight with Chris Benoit.

01:15:46Because tonight, Chris Benoit is going out on a stretcher.

01:16:02Promise?

01:16:03Promise.

01:16:04Let's get it done.

01:16:05It was supposed to be a tag team match, but it was obviously a trap.

01:16:10Let's just trapped in that room with a forklift block in the door.

01:16:17Well, well done.

01:16:23Will Chris Benoit be the Big Show's next victim courtesy of that stretcher tonight?

01:16:31The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

01:16:36And he is ready to be accompanied by the atrium, weighing in at 500 pounds.

01:16:43The Big Show.

01:16:46And as you see the hit list scrolled by the stretcher.

01:16:49The bottom name, the champion Brock Lesnar.

01:16:52In 10 days of Judgment Day, Big Show and Lesnar for the WWE title in what is now a stretcher match.

01:17:00And the rules are simple.

01:17:02The object is to beat your opponent senseless.

01:17:05Beat your opponent to a pulse to get him on that stretcher and then wheel him out of the arena.

01:17:12Only one man will walk out of Judgment Day in that title match.

01:17:17That's right.

01:17:18The other one will be wheeled out of the arena on a stretcher.

01:17:22No pitfalls.

01:17:23No submissions.

01:17:24Stopped there.

01:17:25And what made you get out for the winning of the WWE 29th round?

01:17:29Chris Benoit.

01:17:30A tremendous ovation for Chris Benoit.

01:17:31And for Benoit, it is simple tonight.

01:17:32Survive and stay off the stretcher.

01:17:33And remember, Brock Lesnar has been barricaded in a locker room.

01:17:35And Benoit's good friend Rhino.

01:17:36Is undergoing x-rays as we speak after the mixed score with John Cena a few moments ago.

01:17:49Benoit is out here alone.

01:17:50Big Show in the ring.

01:17:51A-Train at ringside.

01:17:52Well, Chris Benoit realizing that he's not going to win.

01:17:55He's not going to win.

01:17:56He's not going to win.

01:17:57He's not going to win.

01:17:58He's not going to win.

01:17:59He's not going to win.

01:18:00He's not going to win.

01:18:01He's not going to win.

01:18:02He's going to win.

01:18:03Well, Chris Benoit realizing that he's next.

01:18:06He's next on Big Show's on his list for that stretcher.

01:18:11Well, Chris Benoit will not back down for the Big Show.

01:18:15But he will be knocked down by the seven-foot, 500-pounder.

01:18:19Well, Chris Benoit's known for those crippling chops.

01:18:22And right there, Big Show with his own Big Chop.

01:18:26His crowd in Halifax, Nova Scotia trying to wheel Chris Benoit on.

01:18:29The Big Show as Chris Benoit shot the Big Show.

01:18:32And there are the chops to the giant.

01:18:34That's what I was just talking about.

01:18:36Benoit can reek in a man's knees.

01:18:38But the Big Show's a giant.

01:18:40Oh, there you go.

01:18:41Benoit trying to take Big Show off his feet.

01:18:43Great strategy by the Rabid Wolverine.

01:18:45There's a right hand by Benoit and a forearm by Benoit as well.

01:18:48But look out, Big Show.

01:18:50Oh, man.

01:18:51Sidewalk slam.

01:18:52Too much power, too much size for the Big Show.

01:18:55And again, in 10 days, in Judgment Day, the WWE title is on the line in a stretcher match.

01:19:02Big Show with Brock Lesnar.

01:19:03Do you realize, Taz, it has been 17 years since there's been a stretcher match in the WWE.

01:19:09The last stretcher match, Andre the Giant versus Killer Khan.

01:19:1417 years.

01:19:16Man, well, I'll tell you what.

01:19:17Whoa!

01:19:18Oh!

01:19:19Start him first.

01:19:20That just goes to show a stretcher match.

01:19:22It's a career killer.

01:19:24It takes years off your career in one night.

01:19:28And that's what's gonna happen at Judgment Day with Lesnar.

01:19:31Big Show for the championship.

01:19:33We made a great point.

01:19:34The stretcher match is barbaric.

01:19:37You literally have to beat your opponent senseless just to get him on the stretcher.

01:19:42Then once your opponent's on the stretcher, you gotta wheel him out of the arena as A-Train

01:19:46comes into play now.

01:19:47Well, the numbers game just caught up to the rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit.

01:19:54And again, in a stretcher match, there's no pinfalls or submissions.

01:19:57No.

01:19:58You just beat your opponent through a pole.

01:19:59How the hell is Brock Lesnar gonna put Big Show on a stretcher?

01:20:02Well, when are you gonna get a stretcher strong enough to hold the big monster?

01:20:05Speaking of strength, the power of the seven-foot, 500-pounder.

01:20:09Delayed vertical suplex.

01:20:11Benoit's in the plus, rushing to Benoit's head.

01:20:13Go!

01:20:16And Big Show dominating.

01:20:19As he sets his sight on Lesnar and the title in ten days at Judgment Day in Charlotte.

01:20:25And you have Big Show screaming to Benoit.

01:20:28Feel the power.

01:20:29Wow!

01:20:30Running that sternum again.

01:20:31That's 500 pounds into the chest of Chris Benoit.

01:20:36I'm telling you, Cole, TV cameras do not do Big Show justice.

01:20:40Ladies and gentlemen, the Big Show is so massive and powerful.

01:20:44Oh!

01:20:45You can't appreciate it until you're standing next to this freak.

01:20:47Benoit!

01:20:48Benoit!

01:20:49Benoit!

01:20:50Benoit!

01:20:51Well, we're in Canada, and they get behind the Rabid Wolverine patting his own.

01:20:55This crowd trying to work Benoit on.

01:20:58The Rabid Wolverine trying to battle back against this giant.

01:21:01Oh, boy.

01:21:02But he walked into a bear hug at Benoit, and Big Show again goes to work on the back.

01:21:07Well, the Big Show focusing, you hear the screams of pain.

01:21:11Big Show focusing on the middle of the body of Chris Benoit with that tight bear hug.

01:21:16And this is perhaps the maneuver that the Big Show would use to weaken Brock Lesnar to be able to put him on a stretcher at Judgment Day.

01:21:23That's a great point, no doubt about it.

01:21:25Chris Benoit used to being in pain from that dungeon in Calvary, Alberta, Canada.

01:21:31Stu Hart's dungeon.

01:21:33Oh, screams.

01:21:34That's probably what Benoit's thinking about.

01:21:36Hey, look at Benoit!

01:21:37There it go!

01:21:38There it go!

01:21:39Pulling out all the stops, biting the face of the Big Show!

01:21:41The Rabid Wolverine!

01:21:42Oh!

01:21:43Dawnbreaker!

01:21:44Well, Cole, you're sitting at the top of the match!

01:21:46Benoit had to survive, but right there, running into a big back elbow of the Big Show.

01:21:51You know the Big Show wants to make an example of Benoit tonight, but Benoit will not go easily.

01:21:56He rolls out of the way, and Benoit has the big man down right where Benoit wants the Big Show.

01:22:01Oh, here comes Chris Benoit.

01:22:03Wolverines are gonna fly, Cole!

01:22:05Wolverines got wings!

01:22:07Big Show struggles to his feet.

01:22:08Benoit perched top right!

01:22:10What a headbutt!

01:22:11What a headbutt by Benoit!

01:22:13But who got hurt more, Cole?

01:22:15Benoit sacrificed himself here.

01:22:17Benoit crawling, crawling into the cover.

01:22:19The big man's down.

01:22:20There's two!

01:22:21And Big Show just cut his shoulder off.

01:22:23That was close, real close.

01:22:26But again, the power, the size of the Big Show.

01:22:29And Benoit's smart, kicking it on him.

01:22:31Keep the offense on the Big Show.

01:22:33But with one hand, Big Show now grabs Benoit around the throat.

01:22:38Big time Goozle, what goes off-counter!

01:22:40Not a counter!

01:22:41Benoit countered the Big Show!

01:22:42Crossface!

01:22:43The Big Man to the Crossface!

01:22:45Will Big Show tap out?

01:22:47But A-Train's got that stretcher.

01:22:48Here comes the A-Train, there you go Benoit!

01:22:50A-Train knocked down by Benoit!

01:22:53But that, Benoit got off that crossface, but here we go!

01:22:57Can he lock it in again?

01:22:58Can Benoit get the Big Man down?

01:22:59He's got that fujero arm bar, that's the beginnings of the crossface!

01:23:03Can't flatten out the Big Man though!

01:23:05And look at the strike of the Big Show!

01:23:08My God!

01:23:09Chokeslam!

01:23:10Blast Benoit!

01:23:11That's it!

01:23:12Man!

01:23:13Big Show impressive!

01:23:14And look at A-Train!

01:23:23The damn match is over with!

01:23:25Well, there ain't no doubt about it, Big Show!

01:23:28He ain't got many friends, and what a bicycle kicked by the A-Train!

01:23:32And Benoit's buddy, Rido's undergoing x-rays, Brock Leser's locked in a locker room,

01:23:37and Benoit now helpless in the hands of A-Train and the Big Show!

01:23:42That's a big time win for the Big Show called beating a world-class athlete like Chris Benoit!

01:23:48And now the Big Show sending a message to Brock Leser!

01:23:52Look at this!

01:23:54Down!

01:23:55Trying to destroy the back of Benoit!

01:23:57Two chokeslams and a bicycle kick, and A-Train brings in the stretcher!

01:24:03This is shades of backlash with Big Show strapped Mysterio in!

01:24:10Benoit, perhaps the next victim tonight!

01:24:13This doesn't look good, Cole!

01:24:15Benoit, Chris Benoit!

01:24:16He's in a lot of trouble right now!

01:24:18Benoit's out cold on a stretcher!

01:24:21And Big Show and A-Train strapping him in!

01:24:25Oh man, this ain't good!

01:24:26The Big Show is despicable!

01:24:29The Big Show is a lowlife!

01:24:31And the Big Show, I'm sure!

01:24:33The match is full of Cole!

01:24:35And A-Train wants Big Show to treat Benoit like a baseball bat!

01:24:39A-Train, Big Show won the match, but sending a message, there's no need for this Big Show!

01:24:45Wait a minute!

01:24:46Wait a minute!

01:24:47Wait a minute!

01:24:48Look!

01:24:49The animal!

01:24:50Lester's out!

01:24:51The champion is out!

01:24:52And there goes the A-Train!

01:24:54And Brock's got his sights set on the Big Show!

01:24:57And Big Show's ready!

01:24:59Double A!

01:25:00These two meet in a stretcher match in 10 days of Judgment Day!

01:25:04One!

01:25:05But A-Train from behind!

01:25:06The numbers game, perhaps catches off to Lester, but no!

01:25:09Oh boy!

01:25:10A five-time goal!

01:25:12Here comes the pain!

01:25:13Wow!

01:25:14An F5 delivered!

01:25:16But Big Show takes advantage!

01:25:21In 10 days of Judgment Day, the Big Show meets Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship!

01:25:27And it's a stretcher match, and that could favor the Big Show,

01:25:31because the Big Show puts bodies on stretchers!

01:25:38Are we looking into the eyes of the next WWE Champion?

01:25:43Nooo!

01:25:44Nooo!

01:25:45Nooo!

01:25:46Nooo!

01:25:47Nooo!

01:25:48Nooo!

01:25:50I was gonna shoot the eagle, alright?

01:25:53Thanks for showing up now!

01:25:54What the heck!

01:25:55Nooo!

01:25:56Two, two, three!

01:25:57Nooo!

01:25:58Nooo!

01:26:00Nooo!

01:26:01Nooo!

01:26:02Nooo!

01:26:03I can't see you!

01:26:04I can't see you!

01:26:05MR!

01:26:06Nooo!

01:26:07Nooo!

01:26:08Nooo!

01:26:09Nooo!

WWE SMACKDOWN 08 MAY 2003 FULLL SHOW

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