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00:09Tonight, join Pete Halea, Kitty Flanagan, Tim McDonald, Emma Holland and Sam Pang.
00:16As we look back on The Weekend Us, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, the Chris Master General, John Gleisner.
00:28Good evening, Australia. Great to have you all come through as we once again play show catch-up on The
00:33Week That Was.
00:33And to help us out, we've assembled five of our favourites to see if they can recall some of the
00:39major moments.
00:39Just back from a sell-out season at the Edinburgh Fringe, say hello to Emma Holland.
00:46Co-host of The Sheep Seats each week here on 10, it's Mr Tim McDonald.
00:53Actor, author and certified cat lover, the always informed Kitty Flanagan.
00:59Co-host of the hit podcast, Make Me Good at Golf, one of our favourites, Pete Halea.
01:06And finally, a man who leads from the front but somehow ends up behind, Mr Sam Pang.
01:13Now, Pete, congratulations, Emma.
01:16You're just back from a massive month performing at the Edinburgh Fringe.
01:20Yes.
01:20Highlights?
01:21Just seeing where my ancestors came from, I suppose.
01:25You didn't know you had Scottish heritage.
01:26Oh, I don't.
01:27OK.
01:29Just hang on.
01:29We saw this photo.
01:30Emma, what's going on here?
01:32Oh, yes.
01:36Well, I thought it would be quite funny to do one of my shows wet.
01:42And so before I went on stage, I, like, got in the shower and just made myself wet.
01:47And it's funny for the first 10 seconds and then I'm on stage and I realise I'm just quite wet.
01:51Yes.
01:52And, like, 10 minutes in, you'd be chafing, I'm suspecting.
01:56I'm just saying, when your clothes get wet.
01:58Yes, Sam.
01:58That's actually the earliest you've ever lost the crowd.
02:03Well done, mate.
02:04You're on tonight.
02:06Good to see you again, Kitty.
02:08Have you been out on the golf course?
02:10Yeah.
02:10We spotted this online.
02:13Look at that.
02:14That is very impressive.
02:17Great looking swing.
02:18You weren't nervous, like, cameras filming and everything?
02:20Oh, to be honest, Tom, I think everyone carries on a bit about golf, especially men.
02:24Oh, it's so hard.
02:25No, I mean, let's face it, the ball is stationary.
02:28All you've got to do is pick a spot and hit it there.
02:30So, what's the big deal, guys?
02:33What's the big deal?
02:34You say that, Kitty, but we also came across this.
02:42Yep, I picked a spot in the bushes.
02:45Straight to it.
02:46Set it straight over.
02:47Miriam, well, one...
02:48On what channel?
02:52I know it's on sports.
02:58I think it's on Channel 7, but Kitty's ball end up on SBS.
03:06It may well have been the case.
03:07Hey, great to see you again, Pete.
03:09And you've been up at the snow.
03:10I think you were doing a gig with Tom Gleeson?
03:14Yeah.
03:14Was it like a gig gig, or did you just want a freebie at the snow?
03:18Oh, well, Tom, I am a professional.
03:20I'm a craftsman.
03:21If you're suggesting that I'm organising these gigs
03:23to get free lift passes and snow hard,
03:26I take umbrage at that, to be honest.
03:28So, Pete, I take it back.
03:29I mentioned you've also got a new podcast out,
03:32Make Me Good at Golf.
03:33I do need some new clubs.
03:34Oh, OK.
03:36We've cleared that up.
03:37And, Jess, for anyone who wants to listen to the podcast,
03:39it's available on sports.
03:41Good to know.
03:41That's where we'll find it.
03:43Hey, welcome back, Tim,
03:44and congratulations on the cheap seats.
03:45You've been getting some big guests lately.
03:48Yes.
03:49Well, last week on Have You Been, you had Miss Universe.
03:51Miss Universe, yes.
03:52Of course.
03:52And you had?
03:53We had little Miss Universe.
03:56It was a very interesting discussion.
03:58I think we've got a...
03:59Here's a brief moment from the interview.
04:00Do you want...
04:01Oh, no!
04:02Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
04:13We were discussing the war in Ukraine.
04:16OK.
04:17Very interesting views.
04:19All right, we should get this show on the road.
04:21Hands on buzzers.
04:23Starting with an explosive moment from a press conference in Brisbane.
04:27Oh, mate, don't say that because that irritates me
04:31and I punch bloods in the mouth for saying that.
04:34For saying what?
04:35Pete.
04:36He was accused of enjoying Aperol spritz over Forex.
04:39Yeah.
04:40That's dangerous.
04:41I don't like that.
04:42That's...
04:42That's...
04:43Tim.
04:44No, it's the allegation that he's being controlled
04:45by a little rat under his house.
04:49Anyone know what the backstories?
04:51Emma.
04:51No, someone accused him of being Lebanese,
04:54but he's straight, so...
04:58Do you have it?
04:59Yeah, I'll play that.
04:59A journalist brought up his heritage.
05:03Strong words from Senator Michaelia Cash.
05:05This is the letter.
05:07You said no.
05:09You have some serious explaining to do today.
05:13What's the letter?
05:14Kitty.
05:15It was her request for a new hairdresser.
05:19Denied.
05:20Denied.
05:21What's she fired up about, Sam?
05:23Was it the letter...
05:25G?
05:26He read that.
05:27You shouldn't...
05:29Can I have 25 more guesses?
05:32Tim, what's the letter?
05:33Sometimes Santa says no, and...
05:37Pete.
05:38It's a letter from Bob Catter,
05:40asking to be referred to as Bob-a-Ganush.
05:42It is...
05:43Boom!
05:46I don't think any of you are taking this seriously.
05:49Help me out, Sam.
05:49What was the letter about?
05:52Are you sure Pete's answer's not on the card?
05:55I think it's related to the Iranian ambassador.
05:59Not even close.
06:00It is...
06:01She was calling for the Iran's Revolutionary Guard
06:05to be deemed a terrorist organisation,
06:06and the government have refused.
06:08I'm pretty sure the Iranian ambassador's involved.
06:12I'm very much.
06:13His first answer was the letter G.
06:16So...
06:16In terms of detail, I think Tim may have...
06:19Oh, OK. Thanks, Ed.
06:22How dare you?
06:23How...
06:24How dare you?
06:26How dare you?
06:27I miss him.
06:27I miss him already.
06:29Big thank you to Yui, who...
06:31LAUGHTER
06:34It had to happen.
06:35We're moving on.
06:36Tim, points are yours.
06:37Well, big nod out for Susan Lee.
06:39What was the opposition leader all dressed up for?
06:42Kitty.
06:43Her best friend's wedding?
06:44What a bitch.
06:45LAUGHTER
06:48Not...
06:49It wasn't a wedding.
06:49It was a big event.
06:51Pete?
06:51She's confident she's wearing white to Taco Tuesday.
06:53And that is...
06:54LAUGHTER
06:55That is really pushing the limits there, Sam.
06:57It's the Midwinter's Ball.
06:59Hmm.
07:00And you know who her date was?
07:01Who, Sam?
07:02The Iranian ambassador.
07:06I'll pay the first part.
07:07And it's a lovely shade, too.
07:08Apparently that colour's called Sky News Diversity.
07:11LAUGHTER
07:13Sam, points are yours.
07:15The Iranian ambassador was kicked out this week.
07:17What were his parting words...
07:19LAUGHTER
07:20All right.
07:22You better get this right.
07:23What were his parting words?
07:25Go Broncos.
07:28LAUGHTER
07:28Kitty.
07:29High five, anyone?
07:31LAUGHTER
07:31It was rather gracious.
07:32Emma?
07:33I think it was Iran.
07:34I ran so far away.
07:36Wow.
07:38Ladies, well done.
07:39No, because I did think he would come up at some stage,
07:42I saw this.
07:42He's been sent out of the country.
07:46He has.
07:46But he said, I love Australia.
07:48Ooh, Sam, let's take a look.
07:49I love, you know, Australian people.
07:51Do you believe that Iran are behind these attacks?
07:54Don't say that!
07:56LAUGHTER
07:56First part.
07:57First part is your...
07:59Oh, Donald Trump is cracking down.
08:02You get one year in jail, and it goes on your record.
08:05Wow, you could now get one year in jail for doing what?
08:08LAUGHTER
08:09Emma?
08:10Beating the House at Trump Casino.
08:12That would definitely...
08:13That is an absolute no, but more specifically, Pete.
08:17LAUGHTER
08:18Joining Stormy Daniels' only chat.
08:20Well, yeah...
08:21Only friends, only friends.
08:22What is it?
08:24LAUGHTER
08:25LAUGHTER
08:27I mean, it's not mine.
08:28Sorry, I just...
08:31LAUGHTER
08:31Only fans, sorry, only fans.
08:33LAUGHTER
08:33Thank you, Pete.
08:35Anyone know what you get one year in jail for?
08:37He's not happy with the Hamburglar.
08:39He is cracking down.
08:40LAUGHTER
08:42Not McDonald's related, but he's...
08:44Pete?
08:44It's burning the American flag.
08:46Indeed, yes.
08:4718 months if it's on a day of total fire ban.
08:49So that is very, very serious.
08:51LAUGHTER
08:51It's been a busy week at the White House.
08:54Who's President Trump meeting with...
08:56Uh, Pete?
08:57A man with a much better thumb.
08:58Yes!
09:00LAUGHTER
09:01LAUGHTER
09:07It's a fine line between a thumbs up and a prostate check.
09:10I'm just...
09:12That is the South Korean president.
09:15Tim, points to yours.
09:16All right, what's next?
09:17Let's talk about ha-boobs.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:20Why not?
09:21Please, what are ha-boobs and why should we be talking about them?
09:24Emma?
09:25Just before the show, Sam held his calculator upside down.
09:28Oh, yes, it's brilliant.
09:31Never fails to get lucky.
09:32Tim, what are ha-boobs?
09:34You see them on OnlyChat, I think.
09:36LAUGHTER
09:37LAUGHTER
09:40LAUGHTER
09:40Nitty.
09:41No, we're...
09:42We're talking about ha-boobs because we're done talking about her vagina.
09:47LAUGHTER
09:47LAUGHTER
09:50You're way off the mark.
09:51Pete?
09:52I think it's like a dust storm.
09:54And it's measured in a C-cup and a D-cup.
09:56Oh, there, thank you.
09:57This is a D-cup.
09:58Pete, you are.
09:59The first part, massive dust storms, one hit a phoenix, I think,
10:02during the week, hence the talk.
10:03Oh, this is exciting.
10:04Pope Leo has just released his first book.
10:07It's titled And Let There Be...
10:09Hey?
10:10Cover-ups.
10:11LAUGHTER
10:13Might be the sequel.
10:15Tim, Let There Be...
10:16A God.
10:18LAUGHTER
10:20Sam, help me out.
10:21This is ominous.
10:22Let There Be Blood.
10:23Is...
10:26You closed one word.
10:27Tim, help me out.
10:28I think it's Let There Be Peace.
10:29It is indeed.
10:30We've got to take a break.
10:31Back with more Have You Been...
10:32APPLAUSE
10:47Four silver-haired sleuths are taking on The Orcus Project.
10:51Penny Wong, Mark Dreyfuss, Helen Mirren, and Pierce Brosnan.
10:55It's a disaster.
10:56Meanwhile, of course, all eyes remain on...
10:58..the engagement, making headlines across the globe.
11:01One thing is certain...
11:02Bob Ketter...
11:02..will not be invited to the wedding.
11:04Don't say that, because that irritates me.
11:10CHEERING
11:10We're back for watching Happy Been Hand Tension.
11:12Just before we return to Christmas,
11:14Tim, we've been hearing a lot about the Cheap Seats Live.
11:18Yes, the Cheap Seats World Tour at the Palais...
11:21Don't laugh.
11:23LAUGHTER
11:23..it's the one show at the Palais initially.
11:26At the Palais in Melbourne.
11:27New tickets have just been released on Ticketmaster.
11:29And what can people expect?
11:30Well, it's sort of a...
11:31It's not the TV show.
11:33It's sort of behind-the-scenes,
11:34some moments that never made it to air.
11:36OK.
11:37I've brought in an example.
11:38This is something that happened during our tech run.
11:40OK.
11:41Inside the Sistine Chapel,
11:42communication was cut off from the outside world.
11:45The one thing we don't know...
11:47..is chucking Instagram.
11:49Now, what had happened is one of Kitty's golf balls had actually...
11:54..it's so off the tee that it just...
11:56That is the sort of stuff, the behind-the-scenes.
11:58And it'll be...
11:58It's you, Mel, Mel, Tresina.
12:00Special guests?
12:01To be confirmed.
12:03LAUGHTER
12:05All right, let's get back to some more questions.
12:07Oh, Queensland has launched a new tourism campaign.
12:10It's called Get Up and...
12:12Kitty.
12:13Oh, they're targeting the over-55s.
12:14Get up, have a wee and go back to there.
12:17LAUGHTER
12:17Lovely, you're kidding me.
12:18That's not good demographic.
12:20Emma, get up and...
12:21It's Get Up and Bloody Hell Are You.
12:22Is it...
12:23If you had to name one part of Queensland
12:28that everyone wants to visit, it's the...
12:31Tim.
12:32Departure Lounge?
12:33Yes.
12:34I'm trying.
12:35I'm trying, Kitty.
12:37Get Up and Beach?
12:38Is...
12:39It involves lots of beaches.
12:40Tim.
12:41Get Up and Gold Coast.
12:42Gold Coast, indeed.
12:44Wow.
12:45Really?
12:45That's it?
12:46Mm.
12:48I thought that was a joke.
12:52To some excited Aussie tourists.
12:54We came all the way for this.
12:55Yeah, pretty much our holiday was based around this.
12:58Wow.
12:59What event have they just attended?
13:00Kitty.
13:01That looks like open day at the abattoir to me.
13:05It's not a meatworks.
13:07It's not a meatworks.
13:08Emma.
13:09They've just been born.
13:10Is it?
13:11There's a touch of that.
13:12There's a touch of that.
13:14You're right.
13:15Tim.
13:16New tourism campaign.
13:17Get Up and Wolf Creek.
13:18Is it?
13:19A little further afield.
13:21Sam.
13:22It's the...
13:22You ask this every year.
13:23It's the...
13:24It's in Spain.
13:25It's the...
13:26Like, the running of the tomatoes or something.
13:28The...
13:28No.
13:29The...
13:30Tomatina.
13:30Thank you, Sam.
13:31Tomatina thing.
13:32La Tomatina.
13:33Thank you, Sam.
13:33Yes.
13:34This image of Bob Catter at the airport has gone viral.
13:37What was he reading?
13:39Kitty.
13:39Anger management for dummies.
13:43Tim.
13:44Eat, pray, punch.
13:47Hey.
13:48If I know Baba Ganoush, it's...
13:52It's the very hungry Lebanese caterpillar.
13:56It's, um...
13:57Emma.
13:58It's his own book.
13:59It was, in fact, his own book.
14:00Maybe...
14:01Maybe he was looking for the bits he actually wrote.
14:03Oh, my God.
14:07Tough week for the Burning Man Festival's Orgy Dome.
14:11What happened at the Orgy Dome?
14:12Emma.
14:13Uh, it turns out the burning was chlamydia.
14:15Was that?
14:17That would do it.
14:18Do you want to know what happened at the Orgy Dome, Pete?
14:20You got kicked out, Tom.
14:21Yes.
14:23But the rest of us had a great time.
14:25Oh, thank you.
14:26Tim, what happened at the Orgy Dome?
14:28It blew down during a dust storm.
14:30Yes, indeed.
14:31Thankfully, emergency services have set up a temporary ejaculation centre.
14:38Yes, Emma?
14:39If it's dusty, just use lube.
14:41Well, then...
14:42As Sam always says to me,
14:44nothing ruins an orgy like sandy lube.
14:47It's the catchphrase for the Queensland tourism, man.
14:51Tim, I'm going to give you the points.
14:53It was destroyed by a dust storm,
14:55or as people inside the orgy tent might call them.
14:57Haboo.
14:58So, all right, points are yours, Tim.
15:00All right, it's time to look at all things A-list.
15:09And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you
15:11by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
15:13It's a bit rock and roll.
15:14Sausage roll.
15:17Got four left.
15:18Four?
15:19This kid's going to be three.
15:22I'm back in the ecosystem.
15:23Back in the Outlander ecosystem.
15:25All right, finish.
15:26Yes, Sam.
15:27How do you think that went?
15:32It's a work in progress.
15:35Well, here's the big Taylor Swift,
15:36Travis Kelsey engagement post.
15:38It's captioned,
15:39your English teacher and your gym teacher
15:41are getting married.
15:42What emoji did they go with?
15:45Hey.
15:46Classic eggplant.
15:47It was...
15:49Was not a Sam.
15:50Or was it the eggplant,
15:51but with two cherries as well?
15:55That's...
15:55No, it didn't involve fruit.
15:57Tim.
15:58I think it was a firecracker.
15:59It was indeed a firecracker
16:00and a little prenup symbol,
16:01so that's lovely.
16:02Now, Tom.
16:03Tom, when you got engaged,
16:05what hieroglyphic did you go with?
16:10Here's an intriguing image from the week.
16:12What are we looking at there?
16:14Pete.
16:14I noticed this is Anne Hathaway
16:16and she's just been announced
16:17as the Spring Racing Carnival ambassador.
16:20That's a carriage who's working on
16:22called Day Drinking Woman Leaving the Oaks.
16:25Pete, unless you can add something, Tim.
16:27Pete's close.
16:28That is Anne Hathaway filming the sequel
16:29to The Devil Wears Moon Boot.
16:33Yes, Anne?
16:34It's Anne Hathaway
16:35doing her famous impression of Barnaby Joyce.
16:41Yes, Emma?
16:41It's Anne Hathaway.
16:44It's Anne Hathaway on the stairs
16:51with a bent leg.
16:54With Colonel Mustard.
16:57I think I'm going to stop you all there.
16:59Tim, I think, got nearest the pin.
17:00It's Anne Hathaway.
17:02She had a four.
17:03Please.
17:08I'm sorry, Pete.
17:10Tim, Anne Hathaway,
17:12she had a four while filming
17:13The Devil Wears Prada 2.
17:14Take a look.
17:19Points are yours, Pete.
17:20I'm fine, fine.
17:21Wow, this was concerning.
17:23Beloved kids group,
17:24The Wiggles,
17:24are being accused of inflicting
17:25hurt, humiliation and distress.
17:28Oh, who's been hurt,
17:30humiliated or distressed
17:31by The Wiggles?
17:32Pete.
17:32In the fruit salad,
17:34there was a death cap pineapple.
17:38Not so yummy, yummy, Tom.
17:41I'm with you.
17:42Anyone know what's happened
17:43in the Wiggles universe?
17:44Tim?
17:45I think they're being sued
17:45by their former CEO.
17:46Yes.
17:47Who's pointing the finger
17:48at Wiggles management.
17:50Thank you, Tim.
17:51I'll give you the points.
17:52Oh, emotional scenes
17:53on the block on Wednesday.
18:03What brought Ben and Ember
18:05to tears?
18:06Pete.
18:07They're having a baby,
18:08so it's got to be
18:09an amazing womb reveal.
18:11Is there?
18:12Pete, I will give you the points.
18:17They've announced
18:17they're having a baby boy.
18:18There was high drama
18:20on Survivor.
18:25Okay, we're going to
18:25stop the challenge.
18:26Wow.
18:27Why was the challenge stopped?
18:29Kitty?
18:30Because that's when
18:30Jonathan LaPaglia was fired.
18:33Isn't it?
18:34Are you still working
18:35on the series?
18:35Tim, why was the challenge
18:37stopped?
18:37There was lightning.
18:38Yeah.
18:39And that made the
18:39waterboarding challenge
18:40unsafe.
18:43Tim, points to yours.
18:44We've got to take a break.
18:45Back with our special guest.
18:46We're going to go.
18:59Back to what you haven't
19:00been paying attention.
19:01It's time to meet our
19:02special guest,
19:02Fizzmaster.
19:03His official title is
19:05Flight Controller
19:06for the Bond Sail GP team.
19:08Sounds complicated.
19:09He basically does stuff
19:11like this.
19:11Oh, Australian.
19:13Canada, look up close.
19:14Oh, it was an aggressive turn.
19:16It could be a cap size
19:17for the Australians.
19:18Please welcome
19:19Jason Waterhouse.
19:22Hey, Jason.
19:24Welcome to the show.
19:25Thanks, mate.
19:25Great to see you to be here.
19:26You've just returned
19:27from Germany.
19:28Mm-hmm, that's right.
19:28You're competing over there.
19:29How did the team do?
19:30Yeah, not bad.
19:31We got second place,
19:32which is all right.
19:33Very fine effort.
19:33We always want a gold medal.
19:34Who beat you?
19:35The French.
19:36Of all people.
19:37Of all people.
19:38The French on the water.
19:39Now, for those who might
19:40not know much about Sail GP,
19:42can you talk us through
19:43some of the technicalities?
19:45So, Prisant,
19:45how many are in the crew?
19:46Yeah, so six people on board.
19:48Sure.
19:48And essentially,
19:49Sail GP is a Formula One
19:50on water.
19:51Right, okay.
19:51Wow.
19:52We sail these 50-foot
19:53foiling catamarans,
19:54and we go up to speeds
19:54of 104 kilometres an hour.
19:56And it's nation
19:57versus nation competition.
19:58And, yeah,
19:59we're all vying for the
20:00grand final in Abu Dhabi
20:02in November.
20:02Okay.
20:02For one race,
20:04winner takes all,
20:05three million bucks.
20:05Very nice.
20:06And what's your specific role
20:07on the boat?
20:08So, I'm the bloke
20:09sitting down there
20:11and taking it
20:12nice and easy.
20:13But essentially,
20:13I control the hydrofoils
20:15under the water
20:15to try and make the boat
20:16fly as high as possible,
20:17which is fast.
20:18But if I go too high,
20:20big problem.
20:21Oh, your nose dive.
20:22And are all the boats
20:23in the race identical?
20:24Absolutely identical.
20:25So, no one has an advantage.
20:26It's all about the racer skill.
20:27Okay.
20:27So, I think we've got
20:28a shot of you in position
20:29there.
20:30So, you've got the helmet on
20:31and obviously,
20:31you have to communicate
20:32via radio?
20:33Yeah, that's right.
20:33Yeah, we all wear
20:34noise-cancelling headphones.
20:35But we've got a lot
20:36of gear on there.
20:36We wear an impact Kevlar vest.
20:38We have oxygen bottles,
20:39a couple of knives
20:40to get us out of trouble.
20:41Knives?
20:41What for?
20:42In case we need
20:42to cut ourselves out.
20:43So, if we have a big crash,
20:44we need to escape
20:45and cut through the netting.
20:47Have you ever
20:47stabbed a shark?
20:48No.
20:49No, I'm still working on that.
20:50Good question.
20:51Stingray, yes.
20:52Stingray.
20:53Now, crashes are not
20:54the only danger
20:55on board a racing yacht.
20:56Here's Jason hard at work.
20:5710 seconds.
20:58Have a look.
21:03How padded was the wetsuit?
21:05Safe to say
21:06that the Google search
21:07there was blood in urine
21:08that afternoon.
21:10I googled the same thing
21:11after the Orgy Dome as well.
21:14Australia is currently
21:15sitting on top
21:16of the leaderboard.
21:17Yes.
21:17So how many...
21:18Yes.
21:19How many...
21:20The bombs flying routes.
21:21How many races to go?
21:23We have four more events left.
21:24Three in Europe.
21:25The next one's
21:25Saint-Tropez.
21:26So, rosé and oysters.
21:27Nice.
21:28And, yeah,
21:28the final in Abu Dhabi.
21:29Fantastic.
21:30Looking forward to
21:32finishing the season on top.
21:33Hopefully.
21:34Fingers crossed.
21:34Absolutely.
21:35Are you looking forward
21:35to finishing the interview?
21:38I've got a genuine question.
21:40Jason, I was reading up
21:40on you during the week.
21:41You spent a lot
21:42of your childhood
21:43on a family yacht.
21:44And did I read
21:45that you had to deal
21:46with pirates at one point?
21:47Yeah, that's actually true.
21:48Off the coast of Columbia
21:49in the early 2000s,
21:51we had a pirate incident.
21:53But, fortunately,
21:53we made out of there.
21:54So what happened?
21:55They brought their dogs
21:56pistol and boo.
21:58Yeah, what movies
21:59were they downloading?
22:01It was proper pirates.
22:02Were you actually
22:03boarded by pirates?
22:04No, they tried
22:05to get on board.
22:06But, fortunately,
22:06Dad did some good
22:07evasive manoeuvres
22:08and kept us safe.
22:09But you might ask,
22:10why was Dad
22:10in pirate waters anyway?
22:12Yeah, set with the family
22:13off the coast of Columbia.
22:15Yeah, I might ask that.
22:16I chose not to.
22:18All right, now Jason
22:19has kind of agreed
22:20to ask you five
22:20some questions.
22:21So, hands on buzzers
22:22and let's jump into it.
22:23Great.
22:23First question, please, Jason.
22:25All right, Formula One driver,
22:26Valtteri Bottas,
22:27surprise fans with this post.
22:28What is he announcing?
22:30Kitty.
22:31Midlife crisis ahoy.
22:34Emma.
22:35I think he's trying
22:35to help the F1
22:36move away from
22:37its hyper-masculine image.
22:40And, luckily,
22:40Tim is an F1 fan, Tim.
22:42I saw this.
22:42He's joining Cadillac
22:43for next season.
22:44That's right.
22:45Well done.
22:45Next question.
22:47We've got,
22:47these Scottish brothers
22:48arrived in Cairns on Saturday
22:49after breaking what record?
22:51Sam.
22:52I've got a question.
22:53Are all your questions
22:55going to be related
22:55to water and boats?
22:57We've done something
22:58a bit thematic.
22:59Not all of them.
22:59Well, I'm out.
23:00Oh, no, no.
23:01Stay with us.
23:02What are those Scots
23:04gentlemen doing?
23:05Emma.
23:06They're rowing
23:06for clean water.
23:07Is that...
23:08Yep, yep, yep.
23:11Yep.
23:13Yes.
23:14But the rowing
23:16is part of the answer.
23:17If you get a bit more
23:18information,
23:18you have to point Sam.
23:19They broke a record
23:20for distance road.
23:22That's right.
23:23Yep.
23:23Fastest human power
23:24crossing of the Pacific.
23:25Well done, Sam.
23:26No, no, no.
23:27No, I don't.
23:28That's sympathy.
23:29Point to your Sam.
23:29Next question, please.
23:30George Clooney
23:31was spotted on the water.
23:37Where was he headed?
23:39Kitty.
23:40I think they're filming
23:41a reboot of Miami Vice
23:42the senior years.
23:43Yeah, nice.
23:44Watch that, Kitty.
23:46Uh, Sam,
23:47you know,
23:47George is getting
23:48on a bit.
23:49It's a rehearsal
23:50for the Viking funeral
23:51that he's requested.
23:53Looking great, Jake.
23:54Tim, where's he heading to?
23:55It's the Venice Film Festival
23:56for the premiere
23:57of his new Nespresso commercial.
23:59You're close enough, Jason?
24:01Tim, points are yours,
24:02Venice Film Festival.
24:03Next question, please, Jason.
24:04US rapper Lil Yachty
24:06was caught in a Melbourne club
24:07this week
24:08playing with his what?
24:11Yeah, maybe not, Pete.
24:16Um...
24:17Wait, I'm into points.
24:18Playing with his...
24:19Playing with his penis.
24:20OK.
24:23And, Pete, Pete,
24:24it would look something
24:24like this, wouldn't it?
24:28Um...
24:28Emma.
24:29I think it was a Nintendo
24:29or something,
24:30like a console.
24:31That's it,
24:32Nintendo Switch.
24:33Take a look.
24:36You're seriously bored,
24:37aren't you?
24:38Tell me,
24:38that would be like,
24:39I don't know,
24:39someone at an awards ceremony
24:41doing a crossword
24:42on their phone.
24:45Sorry, Jess,
24:46just for some context,
24:47that's what he's done
24:47at the last two
24:49awards ceremonies.
24:50He's been...
24:50Didn't you...
24:51Did you snap at Tim?
24:52That's right,
24:52we were at the Logies.
24:53Sam was, uh...
24:54He calls it hosting,
24:55and...
24:56There was a shot of Tom
24:57during Sam's monologue
24:59completing a cryptic crossword.
25:02I'm proud of you, mate.
25:05Thank you, Jason.
25:07All right,
25:07moving on to the next question,
25:08please.
25:09Here's a celebrity,
25:10LeBooBoo.
25:11Who does it belong to?
25:12Pete.
25:13We don't talk about
25:14her boobs or LeBooBoo.
25:17Who does LeBooBoo belong to,
25:19Sam?
25:19It's Joe Biden's,
25:20but he thinks it's Jill.
25:25Yeah, exactly.
25:26Pete, who's it belong to?
25:27I did say it.
25:28Naomi Osaka.
25:29That's right.
25:29Yep, Naomi Osaka's
25:30personal LeBooBoo.
25:32That's called
25:32Billie Jean Bling.
25:33She's named it
25:34and keeps it.
25:35Sorry, what's your
25:36LeBooBoo name, Tom?
25:38It's also my safe word,
25:39so I'm not going to say it here.
25:42All right,
25:43we do need to move on.
25:44To our celebrations
25:45in Sweden.
25:47Joy!
25:48The ecstasy
25:48and the cloud.
25:49He did it.
25:50The unthinkable.
25:52What's Truls Morrigaad
25:54just done?
25:55The Swedish gentleman, Pete?
25:56He won the
25:57table tennis
25:59championship
25:59and being Swedish,
26:00he had to assemble
26:01the table himself.
26:01You've created that.
26:02That's right.
26:03Yeah, absolutely.
26:04Cool details?
26:04Yeah, he just won
26:05first European
26:06to win the
26:07table tennis grand smash.
26:08Check it out.
26:11We might have to
26:12fast forward this
26:13because it literally
26:13goes on
26:14for about a minute
26:15and a half.
26:16Oh my goodness.
26:16Extraordinary.
26:20And he gets there.
26:21Points are yours, Pete.
26:22We've got to take a break.
26:23Best of luck to the
26:24Bonds Flying Roos
26:25for the rest of the season.
26:26Would you please
26:26thank Jason Waterhouse?
26:28CHEERING
26:41We're back at the time for our
26:43one-on-one challenge.
26:44This weekend we celebrate
26:45Father's Day and to help you
26:47decide on that perfect gift
26:48we've come up with...
26:50CHEERING
26:52Hey Dad, look what we got you
26:54for Father's Day.
26:55Now rules are simple.
26:56I've got a bunch of
26:57great gift ideas.
26:59You've just got to tell me
27:00what on earth they are.
27:02Pete, let's start with you.
27:06LAUGHTER
27:08Pete, take a look at your
27:10portable, dad-friendly gadget.
27:12Perfect for the man on the go.
27:15Off-road or off the grid.
27:17It's freedom in your back pocket.
27:18Any thoughts?
27:20LAUGHTER
27:23I think they call it a flashlight.
27:25LAUGHTER
27:27It has a torch.
27:28Does it have a torch?
27:29No, it's not.
27:29No, OK, it doesn't.
27:30It's not a light, but Pete,
27:31it actually...
27:33Oh!
27:34It expands?
27:36It's a little piano accordion.
27:38It's not musical.
27:41It's reusable and it's perfect
27:44in kind of situations where,
27:46let's say you need a bit of
27:49an emergency situation.
27:50Oh, it's a wee-in.
27:51You're wee-in it.
27:52Or number twos.
27:54I don't know what time.
27:55So you're saying it's a portable urinal?
27:57A portable urinal, yes.
27:59Otherwise known as the hee-wee.
28:01Ten points to Pete.
28:02Hell yeah.
28:03APPLAUSE
28:05Do I get to keep that?
28:06You do indeed.
28:07There you go.
28:09LAUGHTER
28:23Do you have a second one, Tom?
28:26We do need to move on.
28:28This is Hey Dad.
28:29And, um, Tim, you're up next.
28:31Here's a unique item
28:33that's an easy next-day delivery.
28:36And it's compact, efficient,
28:37crafted from premium,
28:39high-strength plastic.
28:41Um, you'd use this,
28:44uh, well, any initial thoughts?
28:45What it is?
28:46My initial thought is
28:46I like the title of this segment.
28:48I think enough time has passed
28:49to use the phrase Hey Dad.
28:51No.
28:52It's Hey Dad, look what we got you.
28:54That takes this thing off it.
28:55Cosby Show was taken, was it, Tom?
28:57Was it?
28:58What are you thinking, Tim?
29:00What's that?
29:00Hmm.
29:01Feels urine collecting as well, doesn't it?
29:03Can I have a clue, Tom?
29:04It's a storage device
29:06for a particular foodstuff.
29:10That is a spice rack.
29:13It's darned, not a spice rack.
29:15Let's say you're thinking,
29:16oh, I'm going to make an omelette.
29:23Yep.
29:24I know he's on the payroll,
29:25but come on!
29:28Yep, it's where you keep your fry pans,
29:30is it, Tom?
29:33What do you think that is, Tim?
29:34I'm going to need multiple choice.
29:37Would it be, Tom,
29:39would it be an egg holder?
29:40Tim McDonald.
29:43What, are you laying one?
29:49Impressed now.
29:53Fantastic.
29:54Throw him the egg, throw him the egg.
29:56Yeah, here it goes.
29:56Yeah, yeah.
30:06I can wash it away.
30:07I can wash it away.
30:13Tim, well, all right.
30:13Also, what a flex by Tom.
30:15These cost like $19 at the supermarket.
30:20We do need to move on.
30:22Kitty, you're up.
30:25We need to move on.
30:26Yeah, what we need to do
30:27is we need to clean up the egg.
30:29Do you want to clean up?
30:30I want to throw it back.
30:33All right, we're moving on.
30:34Kitty, you're up next.
30:36And check out,
30:37it's down here somewhere.
30:38Oh, here we go.
30:39Your futuristic contraption.
30:42What is that?
30:44Any, like, initial thoughts?
30:48Could you model it for me?
30:51I can, because this is perfect
30:52for probably the more
30:54the metrosexual man in your life.
30:56Oh!
31:01Kitty, people say that your hand
31:03gets sort of sore after a while
31:06without this.
31:08Say no more.
31:09Is this what they used to use
31:10back in your day before Viagra?
31:12No, no, it's not sexual.
31:15It's something it attaches to there.
31:20I just said it.
31:23Something you plug in
31:24attaches to there.
31:25Well, it's not really...
31:26I think it's distracting
31:27that you're doing it
31:28because it's supposed to be
31:29a hairdryer.
31:30But you've got it on
31:32as a head dryer.
31:34Either way,
31:35it's a portable,
31:36adjustable hair-drying bonnet.
31:37Thanks to Kitty.
31:39Well done, Kitty.
31:45You don't get it now?
31:55I think that's the new
31:56Iranian ambassador.
31:59Hey, we're three from three
32:01on this.
32:01Very exciting.
32:01Emma.
32:02Hey, Daddy.
32:06All right, now,
32:07what have we got here?
32:08It's, um...
32:09Oh, yeah, here we go.
32:10This is excellent.
32:11Emma, give Dad
32:12the gift of convenience
32:13with this specialty device
32:15for the home.
32:16Gentle to touch,
32:17multifunctional.
32:18The man of the house
32:19will really appreciate
32:20this simple tool.
32:22What do you think it does?
32:25Seems like an emotional
32:27support something,
32:28but I don't know.
32:29It's a very,
32:30very useful device.
32:31I don't doubt it.
32:33Oh.
32:34I'll give you a clue,
32:35see if this helps.
32:37Oh, my God.
32:44Does that help?
32:45If those are the drapes,
32:46what does the curtain look like?
32:49Oh, my God.
32:51This attaches?
32:52All right, well,
32:53this is looking like
32:53some kind of cleaning device.
32:55Yeah, yeah.
32:55Cleaning what?
32:56Uh, it's got a...
33:03Can I have a
33:04heaps good clue,
33:05like Tim?
33:06If you're making an omelette.
33:09Being a Queenslander,
33:12these things would be on
33:13most of the day.
33:14It's not a university lecture,
33:16so...
33:18Oh, fan.
33:19It cleans fans.
33:21It's a ceiling fan cleaner.
33:23Look at that.
33:23Ten points to Emma Holland.
33:25Well done.
33:26Oh, I'm not going to...
33:27No, I'm not going to...
33:29That's what we're doing today.
33:31Tom, do you know
33:31what's wonderful?
33:32I've got one of those
33:33and I didn't realise
33:34what it was until just then.
33:37I cannot wait
33:38to go home
33:39and clean my fans.
33:41All right,
33:42this is exciting.
33:43We're going to bring
33:43this thing home.
33:44Sampang,
33:45we're four from five.
33:46Let's see if we can get
33:47five out of five.
33:48Can I just say,
33:48you were right to leave me
33:49till last.
33:50Because?
33:51To make sure I stayed
33:52till the end of the segment.
33:54I think the key word
33:55to this product
33:56is addictive.
33:57We've unboxed it.
33:58Any initial thoughts?
34:00On the segment?
34:02On the prop?
34:03What is it, Sam?
34:04I don't know,
34:05tell me,
34:05pop it on
34:05and we'll have a look, eh?
34:08OK,
34:09I will.
34:13One size fits all?
34:15Ball or a string?
34:16What would Dad
34:17use this for?
34:20Well,
34:21I've never seen one before.
34:22It's not the only one
34:23of Tom's balls
34:24that's hanging a little
34:24line.
34:28It's the same colour too,
34:29by the way.
34:31You want to get that look
34:32I don't encourage that.
34:33Well,
34:34can I have some clues
34:35as well?
34:37You've given everyone
34:38else clues.
34:38Your dad would use this
34:40to hone his reflexes.
34:43Well,
34:43it's...
34:44What sort of ball
34:45is that?
34:45It's a rubber ball.
34:47You do a bit of this
34:48in the morning.
34:48You go to a particular
34:49gym.
34:50I do this in the morning.
34:54It doesn't look like
34:55drinking.
35:01So,
35:02if it's related
35:04to exercise
35:05and I remember Rocky
35:06in their movies
35:07he used to have
35:08like a little ball
35:08that he would
35:09throw up against
35:10the wall
35:10for reflexes,
35:11so...
35:11Would you say
35:12it's a boxing
35:12reflex ball?
35:14Attached to your head.
35:17I think it's
35:17a boxing
35:18reflex ball.
35:2010 points.
35:21It's a campaign.
35:24And all too...
35:24Hold on, hold on, hold on.
35:26Did you say
35:26that last shot?
35:27So you're supposed...
35:28You should demonstrate
35:29it properly.
35:30It doesn't just hang
35:31off your head.
35:31You're supposed to
35:32throw punches at it, Tom.
35:34Better still, you can.
35:45And all too soon,
35:46that brings us
35:46to the end of...
35:50Hey, Dad,
35:51look what we've got
35:51you for part of the state.
35:53Back to floor,
35:53Have You Been Patent?
35:54It's right after this.
36:05Good afternoon,
36:06have you been patent?
36:08Hands on buzzers.
36:10Interesting list
36:11from Barnaby Joyce.
36:13Uruguay,
36:13El Salvador,
36:14Luxembourg,
36:15Greece,
36:15and Juris.
36:16What's that all about?
36:18Jim.
36:18That's Bob Catter's
36:19ancestry.
36:20Is it?
36:21It's his,
36:21I've brought...
36:22Kitty.
36:23I think he's angry
36:24because he just got
36:24the itinerary
36:25for his Contiki tour.
36:27That's not a great one,
36:28is it?
36:28Sam.
36:29They're all the countries
36:30that he's got kids in.
36:32Is...
36:33Not the answer
36:34I have on the card here.
36:36Anyone know what he's
36:36talking about?
36:37It's the Bush Summit
36:37and he's saying
36:38these countries are...
36:40According to Barnaby,
36:40they have cheaper
36:41electricity
36:42than here in Australia.
36:44To a beach
36:44in South Australia.
36:45Well,
36:46it may look like
36:46a winter wonderland,
36:48but experts are
36:49warning locals
36:49to stay away.
36:51What are we
36:52staying away from,
36:53Kitty?
36:53Challenge.
36:54It does not look
36:55like a winter wonderland.
36:57It looks like
36:59a barren wasteland.
37:01Where did that kid
37:02grow up?
37:03Point taken,
37:04but what are we
37:05being warned
37:05to stay away from,
37:06Pete?
37:06Judging by the foam,
37:08I think it is a foam,
37:09the sperm whales
37:10have had an algydome.
37:14I think you might
37:15have the answer
37:15in there,
37:15Pete.
37:16It's foam.
37:17A huge amount
37:18of washing up
37:18on the shoreline.
37:19I think it might
37:20be something to do
37:20with the...
37:21They're telling people
37:22to stay away.
37:23Yeah.
37:23But what if
37:23they've got FOMO?
37:28And the date
37:29for the cheap seats
37:30live again, Tim?
37:32It's all right.
37:32It's all right.
37:33I'll clean that joke up.
37:37Fantastic.
37:40All right.
37:41As you would say,
37:42Tom,
37:42I think we need
37:43to move on.
37:45We do, Tim,
37:46because I believe
37:47we have a video quiz
37:48master standing by.
37:49Hi, Tom.
37:50Hi, everyone.
37:50This is Steve
37:51from Mission BC,
37:52Canada.
37:53This week,
37:53I made news
37:54by searching
37:55through 18 tonnes
37:56of compost
37:57to find my wife's what?
37:59What did Steve
38:00search through
38:01to find Kitty?
38:02Clitoris,
38:02and I object...
38:05Hang on,
38:06hang on.
38:08I object
38:09to the use
38:09of the word compost.
38:11It's just pubic history.
38:14Throw up.
38:21Kitty,
38:22do you know
38:22how many points
38:23you are on tonight?
38:24I thought you were
38:25going to say,
38:25do you know
38:26where yours is?
38:30No!
38:31Tom, Tom!
38:31I was going to say,
38:32this has taken a turn.
38:33Let's not talk about
38:34my boobs or my johnner.
38:37Pliny Flanagan
38:37knows where it is.
38:40Making the point...
38:41And don't say the phrase
38:42hands-on buzzers, Tom.
38:48I'm simply making the point
38:49that the scoreboard's
38:50not looking great
38:51at the moment,
38:52so, you know,
38:52I'm backing you
38:53to come home
38:54with a wet sail.
38:58Do not say the point.
38:59Is that why I say
39:00that's what she said?
39:02What did Steve
39:04search through
39:04all that compost
39:05to find?
39:06Pete?
39:07A wedding ring.
39:08Ooh, Pete,
39:09let's see if you're right.
39:09Wedding rings.
39:11Rings?
39:12Okay.
39:12Rings.
39:13I still get the points.
39:17Alright,
39:17it's time to get
39:18the resting heart rate up.
39:28Interesting statement
39:29from US Open player
39:30Caspar Rude.
39:31Seriously,
39:32it's not even...
39:33I'm not even joking here
39:34because it's...
39:35every corner
39:35of every street,
39:36you smell it.
39:37Smell what?
39:39Emma.
39:39I don't know,
39:40but I know who dealt it.
39:43Not...
39:44Anyone know
39:45what he's referring to?
39:46Sam.
39:46It's actually
39:48the smell of marijuana.
39:49You know,
39:50the old Gunja.
39:51The old Mary Jane.
39:55The old Reefer.
39:56The Tommy Chong.
39:57You know.
39:58Tom knows it
39:59as Jazz Cabbage.
40:04Tom knows it
40:05as Wacky Tabacky.
40:09Points are yours, Sam.
40:10This US Open
40:11sports photographer
40:12made international headlines
40:14by doing what?
40:15Sam.
40:15He came out
40:17and he turned
40:18some music on
40:19and he just told
40:20the players
40:20to have fun with it.
40:26That never ends.
40:27Anyone know
40:28what he did?
40:29Tim.
40:30And then he said,
40:31now let's do a silly one.
40:34This is major...
40:35If you're watching
40:35the US Open,
40:36you would have
40:36followed this story.
40:37Pete.
40:37He got too close
40:38to the action.
40:39He actually went on court,
40:40but his volleying
40:40was very good, actually.
40:42Pete,
40:42he interrupted a game
40:44at the US Open
40:44when he stepped
40:45onto court.
40:45Take a look.
40:46Please.
40:47Wait, please.
40:48Not now.
40:48Get off the court, please.
40:51Oops.
40:52First serve.
40:53Ladies and gentlemen,
40:54because of the delay
40:55caused by an outside
40:56interference...
40:57Points are yours.
40:58Pete.
40:58Well, not a good moment
40:59for former champion
41:00Daniel Medvedev.
41:03Ugly scenes.
41:05Yeah, we'll come back
41:06to that.
41:07What happened?
41:08Kitty.
41:08Kitty.
41:09He made the points.
41:09Did he lose?
41:12Would you say
41:13third straight loss
41:14in the first round
41:15of a Grand Slam?
41:15Yeah.
41:17I thought it was
41:18fourth,
41:18but I'll go with third.
41:20Kitty Flanagan
41:21gets the points,
41:22ladies and gentlemen.
41:26We're going well,
41:26Kitty.
41:27It's going to happen.
41:27All right.
41:27That's what Kitty
41:28did with her golf clubs
41:29after that wave of the shank.
41:32Well done, Kitty.
41:33All right.
41:33To the UK now.
41:34It's Grimsby's Knights.
41:37They've reeled in
41:38the big fish.
41:39What are those
41:39English sports fans
41:40celebrating, Pete?
41:41Actually, all photographers.
41:43Way too close to the airport.
41:44Way too close.
41:45Very awkward.
41:46Back off.
41:47This is a bit of a boil over,
41:48I think we've called this.
41:49Emma.
41:49I watched this live.
41:51Grimsby Town,
41:52who were in the fourth division
41:53of the Premier League,
41:54beat Manchester United
41:56in penalties.
41:57In the League Cup,
41:58absolutely.
41:58And Man U fans
41:59took it well.
42:00We've lost
42:01a f***ing Grimsby
42:02in the League Cup.
42:07That could happen.
42:07Points are yours, Emma.
42:08We've got to take a break.
42:09Back with our winner
42:10right after...
42:22And tonight's Rapid Recall
42:26is proudly brought to you
42:28by Yui.
42:28You haven't shopped around
42:29until you've tried Yui.
42:31So true.
42:32Thank you, Ed.
42:33Start that clock.
42:34Virgin were forced
42:36to refund all passengers
42:38on a Bali to Brisbane flight
42:39after what occurred?
42:42Tim.
42:42I think all the toilets
42:43were blocked.
42:44Every toilet on...
42:45What time do you need?
42:46No, thank you.
42:48Pass that on.
42:49Pass that on to Virgin.
42:50Health fears were sparked
42:52for Bill Clinton
42:53after he was seen
42:54travelling with what?
42:55Tim.
42:56A woman with her...
42:57in her 20s?
42:59Not a woman...
43:00Kitty.
43:01The paddles.
43:02They're defibrillator?
43:03No, I call them the paddles.
43:06She's referring to her boobs.
43:08Oh, no.
43:12I don't think she was, Kitty.
43:13I'll give you the points.
43:15President Trump announced plans
43:16to rename the Department of Defence
43:19to...
43:20Kitty?
43:21Shooty, shooty, bang, bang.
43:22Oh, she's got a ring going.
43:24Peace.
43:25Department of Defence.
43:27Defence.
43:29He thinks it's a bit passive, Tim.
43:31The Department of War.
43:32Huh.
43:33Yeah, what is it good for?
43:35We'll take the first part.
43:36Thank you, Tim.
43:37Space X successfully launched
43:39the Starship rocket this week.
43:41What's special about it?
43:43Kitty?
43:44Cup holders in the back.
43:45Oh, wow.
43:47There's something more about the rocket.
43:50Emma?
43:50Yeah, they're powering it
43:51through bicarbon vinegar.
43:54It's a rocket.
43:56That's revolutionary technology.
43:57Sam?
43:58It's big.
43:59It is indeed.
44:01Sam, you've got...
44:02It's the...
44:02In fact, you'd say
44:03the largest rocket ever built?
44:07I think you would.
44:09Pete?
44:09Largest rocket ever built.
44:12Pete?
44:12You can have it.
44:13Pete?
44:14Jump 100 and...
44:15120 metres.
44:16Pete?
44:17DoorDash has revealed
44:19the top item ordered
44:20by Aussie users.
44:21What is it?
44:22Pete?
44:23Ketamine.
44:24Is...
44:25No!
44:25I mean, the...
44:26It's food.
44:27Kitty?
44:27Is it cold, soggy food?
44:29Yes, but I need to...
44:30There's one dish in particular.
44:32Emma?
44:32It's fries.
44:32His fries is the most commonly ordered,
44:34followed by Gaviscon.
44:36So it's extraordinary to Costa Rica.
44:39And what are we looking at there?
44:41Kitty?
44:41That's a shark that's never going to be able
44:43to sneak up on anyone.
44:47Emma?
44:47That's a Haribo gummy shark.
44:50It's...
44:50Between the two of you...
44:52Jeez, you've almost got it.
44:53Tim?
44:53That's a shark attending
44:54its year 10 formal.
44:56It's...
44:58I don't know who to give it.
45:00Sam?
45:01It's a rare orange shark.
45:04Yeah.
45:05Yeah.
45:07Why is that answer any different to mine?
45:09You didn't say rare.
45:13And you're a fisherman, is it?
45:15How, like...
45:15How rare is that, Tom?
45:16I believe it has a skin condition
45:18called xanthism.
45:19Well, we're going to have to
45:20take your word for it.
45:23Sam, points are yours.
45:24Well, for the first time in five years,
45:26the ABC will have a correspondent for what?
45:29Kitty?
45:29The right wing.
45:32Probably a gap in their armoury, Tim.
45:35It's China, and may they rest in peace.
45:39Thank you, Tim.
45:40Points are yours.
45:41Boy George has admitted...
45:43Oh, we're out of time.
45:44Let's check that final leaderboard,
45:45and our winner is Tim McDonald.
45:53Congratulations to our winner.
45:54Thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
45:56We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention
45:58to your equipment when interviewing someone outside a court.
46:02Why did you plead guilty?
46:06Let's do it.
46:07Good night, Australia.
46:08See you all next week.
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