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Love Overboard - Season 1 - Episode 01: Walk the Plank
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00:09Ahoy there perverts!
00:1216 of the hottest people you've ever seen are headed to this 280 foot superyacht in the Mediterranean Sea.
00:21We're in Malta!
00:27But these sexy singles will soon learn finding love is hard work.
00:33Because while four couples get the chance to live a life of luxury on the topside deck.
00:39This is real nice.
00:42Everyone else is sent downside where they will remain single.
00:47How are we even supposed to fit in here?
00:48Forced to cook, clean and serve the official couples all in the hope of finding a partner of their own.
00:56Gotta get out of here.
00:57These sad facts will be down but not out.
01:00Because they can compete or canoodle for their chance at love in a spot on the topside.
01:08If they're willing to risk walking the plank.
01:12This is part of the show?
01:14That's right.
01:15Every week the quest for love will find one shipmate living the high life while the other is eliminated into
01:21the dark and lonely abyss of the Mediterranean Sea.
01:26You fucking dickhead!
01:28I'm gonna do whatever it takes to stay up here.
01:31You are not what I think you are.
01:33Did you come on to Keith?
01:34I don't know if you're lying or not.
01:36We are in love and you need to fucking back up.
01:40Drama is at peak right now.
01:42In the end, the winning topside couple will sail off into a future of romantic bliss.
01:49We can leave the show right now and I would love to continue a relationship with her.
01:52With the grand prize of a trip around the world.
01:55Kind of giving me butterflies down there.
01:59Pack your bags and throw on your inflatables.
02:05Because this yacht is setting sail.
02:10Welcome to Love Overboard.
02:19This is Gabby Windy, your love captain speaking.
02:23Our sexy singles are en route.
02:26Prepare to be boarded by these hotties.
02:30Awesome!
02:31Awesome!
02:32Awesome!
02:34You guys look beautiful up there!
02:36Are you saying it's getting laid?
02:39Maybe.
02:39Sorry, Dad.
02:40No!
02:41I want to find love.
02:43When it comes to dating, I'm the type of person where I'm gonna give everyone a chance.
02:47Not everyone.
02:52My man better not talk to any other girl.
02:55It's like the whole plan.
02:57The kind of guys I'm into, it has to be super confident and just let me do me.
03:01But also be insanely obsessed with me.
03:03I'm excited to be here and find my true love.
03:05I like your life.
03:07I like your life.
03:09I like your life.
03:10Oh!
03:11Hi!
03:13I'm on a boat!
03:15We're all aboard!
03:16Babe!
03:17Look!
03:19Cannoli!
03:20Can we grab a champagne, the heftiest glass?
03:22It's just the beginning.
03:24I'm here for a genuine relationship.
03:26And I feel like I'm just really in a place where I love myself a lot.
03:28And I'm like ready to like share that with someone else.
03:30Cheers to finding our men.
03:32And if we don't find our men, then we have each other.
03:34Cheers to that.
03:37We're here.
03:38Welcome to Malta.
03:40Hi!
03:41I love pretty women.
03:46I feel like we all compliment each other really well.
03:48So I love that I'm just surrounded by a bunch of tens.
03:51Anna!
03:52Anna!
03:52Anna!
03:53You're starting!
03:54You're starting!
03:55I've been winning at life.
03:57Period.
03:57You know, just being an it girl.
03:59But I don't have a man in Kansas City.
04:01I think I'm scared every man away with how overboard I can go.
04:05Where are the men?
04:07Hey!
04:09Frickin' Mota!
04:12Oh my man!
04:13That's crazy.
04:14Look at this view, bro.
04:15It's kind of a dream out here.
04:16We're gonna try our best to fall in love in Malta.
04:18That's the goal.
04:19What better place to do it than on a big yacht?
04:21I'm about to have the best summer of my life.
04:24I would be so distracted.
04:25I'm gonna fall in love like five different times.
04:26Bro, I might fall in love for a sight.
04:28Sure, yeah.
04:28The woman I'm gonna marry.
04:30I'm imagining it right now.
04:32Nice personality.
04:34That's a fat ass.
04:35Yeah!
04:36I like a little bit of toxicity too, because like the healthy toxins.
04:39I like to slash your tires toxicity.
04:41What's your type of reason?
04:42I love beach girls.
04:43The girl like looks like she...
04:45Like a surfer girl?
04:45Yeah.
04:46She thinks they're going my way.
04:47And then naturals are going his way.
04:49I like enhancements here or, you know, wherever.
04:53Yeah.
04:53You know, with me turning 30, I'm absolutely trying to date more serious and really find
04:57that person for me.
04:58That thing is crazy.
05:00The guys are here!
05:02Oh my god!
05:02Let's call this manio's my man!
05:06We're here!
05:07We're here!
05:08We're here!
05:09We're here!
05:10We're here!
05:10Hi!
05:10Hi!
05:12I'm a respectful fuckboy.
05:14Hi, I'm Gia.
05:15What's up?
05:15It's been fun.
05:16It's served me well.
05:17But, I'd love to find someone that I can settle down with.
05:21It's time.
05:22Hi, Lexi.
05:23Nice to meet you.
05:24Nice to meet you.
05:25Lexi's energy's kind of just gravitated towards me and vice versa and like, she's gorgeous.
05:30Which one did you say you love her?
05:31The one I was talking to right now.
05:33Shaunday.
05:33Keith.
05:33Nice to meet you.
05:35Let me make note of that.
05:36Okay, he's tall.
05:37Oh, he's blonde.
05:39Okay, blue eyes.
05:40So far, I like what I see.
05:41All right, guys.
05:41Let's raise our glasses.
05:43This is going to be the best summer of our fucking lives.
05:48Our gorgeous shipmates are all on board.
05:51Let's get their love stories started already.
05:56Hi.
05:57Hi.
05:57Hi, guys.
05:59Come join me on the Sunday.
06:02Oh, my God.
06:06Hi, everyone.
06:09You guys look on.
06:12Girls on one side and boys on the other, like a religious wedding.
06:16Yes.
06:18Immediately, I'm like, aye, aye, Gabby.
06:20I love her.
06:21And she's gorgeous.
06:22And I'm so happy she's here.
06:24Welcome aboard.
06:25I'm Gabby Wendy and I'll be your love captain.
06:29So when I say fall the fucking line, you do it.
06:34Aye, aye, captain.
06:36The 16 of you will have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to flirt, fondle, and hopefully fall in love.
06:44I'm down.
06:45Along this love voyage, you'll be competing in challenges to test your commitment and compatibility.
06:53And at the end, the strongest couple will win a romantic trip around the world worth $100,000.
07:02Oh.
07:04This prize is absolutely diabolically insane to, like, travel the world with the love of your life.
07:10That's like a romantic movie.
07:11And I think everyone wants to live that.
07:13So I'm going to get it.
07:15As you know, this experience is all about finding love.
07:19Sometimes you have to work for love.
07:22And maybe even go a little overboard.
07:28Okay, so how's everyone feeling?
07:30So excited.
07:32Horny.
07:36Horny.
07:36Yeah, you pervert.
07:40I own it.
07:44You good?
07:46I haven't had sex since I've been celibate.
07:49It's cool.
07:50It's fun.
07:50But I mean, hey, obviously, I get a little spikes of, like, I'm really horny.
07:55I'm like, I want to.
07:55But then I'm like, I got to remember the lock in.
07:58Okay, it's time to couple up.
08:03Welcome to Toaster Toss.
08:06This is the opportunity for all of you singles to choose a shipmate to couple up with.
08:12Okay, so here's how it's going to work.
08:14I'm going to pull names randomly out of these two buckets to decide who gets the opportunity to couple up.
08:22Once your name is called, you'll step up to the platform and bring your champagne with you.
08:29Y'all, I'm a country girl.
08:30Like, I don't even know how I got on this yacht.
08:33But, like, I'm here.
08:34What are you confident?
08:36Um, I have the biggest boobies.
08:39So I know they mad.
08:45Okay.
08:46Our first lady with a chance at love is Lexi.
08:53Obviously, everyone's gorgeous, but there's one person, Lexi, that just has, like, my eyes.
08:58I'm, like, praying that we both get matched up so we can toast and couple up.
09:04And the first lucky guy with a chance to couple up with Lexi is Reese.
09:10Woo-hoo!
09:12Okay.
09:13Lexi's gorgeous, like, she's definitely one of the ones that caught my eye right off the bat.
09:16Immediately, I'm like, okay, we're good.
09:18If you want to couple up with the person on the other side of the divider, raise your glass to
09:24toast.
09:25If your heart is elsewhere, dump it in the bucket.
09:28And if you're a match, this could be the beginning of your love story.
09:37One, two, three.
09:51Okay, toast or toss.
09:54On one, two.
09:59There's a chance that they might couple up right now.
10:01And I'm like, if they do, it's gonna, like, be devastating.
10:04Three.
10:06Oh.
10:11Okay, now step forward.
10:13Woo!
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:23I definitely didn't expect it at all.
10:25I could tell.
10:25Yeah, I went in for a hug and I was like, okay, but I'm glad it happened.
10:29I love how assertive you are.
10:31And that's what's, like, made me more attracted to you, honestly.
10:33Lexi and Reese, you're our first couple.
10:36Woo!
10:40Okay, Leela and James.
10:42One, two, three.
10:45There we go.
10:46Yes!
10:47So, James initially had said, I'm horny.
10:50And so, I'm immediately like, okay, well, there's one off the list.
10:54That's a boy, not a man.
10:56Anna and Andrew.
10:59On three, two, one.
11:04Step forward.
11:06I'm sorry.
11:09Sorry to you.
11:10I'm sorry.
11:11Sorry to you.
11:11I don't want to make anyone feel bad.
11:14I already knew I wasn't, like, one of the initial people I was into.
11:17So, I already knew I was going to dump.
11:18I don't know what went wrong.
11:20I'm shabby.
11:23Sade.
11:25And Keith.
11:26Keith is definitely attractive.
11:28But my heart's kicking.
11:30Because you never know if the other person is feeling the same way.
11:33Like, we just met.
11:35On three, two, one.
11:38Woo!
11:41She.
11:44With Sade, she's beautiful.
11:46And I think that's something worth exploring.
11:48We're just going to send it.
11:49We're going to, we're going to toast.
11:51Sade and Keith, congrats.
11:54Our second couple.
11:56All right.
11:57Anna.
11:59And Tim.
12:01All right.
12:04What do you think?
12:06I'm going to see Anna.
12:07Okay.
12:08I think I can see it.
12:09Yeah.
12:09I'm going to agree with you.
12:09I'm going to agree with you.
12:10Three, two, one.
12:22Yeah, but they're in.
12:23We're the fucking love gurus here, dude.
12:25They should just leave it up to us.
12:26We're going to be like Cupid.
12:27Whoa.
12:27Whoa.
12:28That's what we call total hockey.
12:31All right.
12:31Let's see who we got left.
12:32Okay.
12:33Low.
12:35And David.
12:38Okay.
12:39Toaster toss on one, two, three.
12:47And step forward.
12:54We got a match, bitch.
12:57Oh, whoa.
12:58Yeah.
12:59Whoa.
13:00Appearance-wise, you know, Lauren is definitely not my normal type.
13:03It's not like she has anything plastic.
13:04She's like very natural and just like very pretty, but I'm kind of leaning into it.
13:09Okay.
13:10Okay.
13:10Couples.
13:11Come back over here.
13:13Me too.
13:13Let's do it.
13:14Congratulations to our first four couples.
13:18Yay.
13:21But this is where things get all fucked up.
13:26Our four couples will be living together, getting to know each other romantically on this
13:34lavish top side of the deck.
13:36The remaining singles, you will be working, living, and breathing as crew on the downside of this boat.
13:55No, no.
13:58You'll be washing dishes, scrubbing this dirty, filthy deck.
14:03All to make those top side couples even more comfortable in all of their luxury.
14:09Jen, fill me up.
14:11The rest of us are going downside.
14:13It actually is very infuriating.
14:15I have to cook.
14:16I have to clean.
14:17What?
14:17Am I going to be wearing an apron?
14:18Am I going to be like mopping up their fucking shit?
14:21You want to mop?
14:22I'm out.
14:23I don't clean up at all back home.
14:25I don't do any chores.
14:26I don't do dishes.
14:26I have other people do that for me usually.
14:29That's so bad.
14:32Oh my God.
14:33Downside singles, don't worry.
14:36You'll have an opportunity each day to come up to the top.
14:41This is still a dating show after all, so trust me.
14:45This is going to help you find love.
14:48But we'll get to that later.
14:50For right now, couples, you can go explore your opulent suites.
14:56I have no business being downside.
14:58I'm quite high maintenance, unfortunately.
15:00I try to pretend to be low maintenance, but I just, I couldn't do it, I don't think.
15:05Could you?
15:06I'm very low maintenance.
15:07I would do just fine down there as long as there's food in the gym.
15:11That's all I need.
15:12No, I like that.
15:13I like that.
15:13As for the rest of you, you sad sacks.
15:19Go downstairs, see your living quarters, get your first work assignment,
15:24and prepare for our first event, the happy hour.
15:29So bon voyage.
15:30Woo!
15:41Oh!
15:41This is New York.
15:43Is real.
15:44All right.
15:45Oh, yeah.
15:46Dang.
15:48Nice.
15:49Oh.
15:50Looster!
15:51I'm going to be loaded up on these.
15:52We got oysters.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Aren't oysters an epideryx yet?
15:56Oh, yeah.
16:06tell me about you being a therapist for children oh okay did you go to school for me i did
16:11i kind
16:12of jumped into it because i thought it would be the most challenging in that it would be the one
16:17that would pull in my heartstrings the most so i feel that yeah same i work in pediatric trauma
16:23so i work with kids with mental health issues my professional side is very buttoned up whereas my
16:29personal side is much more like i like to party i love girls you're definitely going to get more of
16:36that outside david version i love like deep conversation i can tell you're such a good
16:40communicator you think so yeah that is a great compliment that kiss was really good that was
16:47that was like crazy yeah i should have kept going too i know we're like okay tim is so easy
16:53to talk
16:54to and like funny honestly i'm freaking out this is crazy and i'm feeling very good that i'm not a
17:00downsider right now
17:01it don't smell too good in here
17:09well i don't want to scrub floors like look at what i'm wearing does this look like an outfit to
17:14mop in no i can't take this down a flight of stairs
17:19what the fuck is this
17:24this is so unfair i'm not doing that i'm not doing that i'm trying to find the love my life
17:36on this show get me out of here in like this nasty hospital nursing home vibe
17:47that's bullshit that's bullshit what does theirs look like
17:52holy shit
17:53this is so cute
17:56i love this get comfortable here hello
18:02anybody home
18:03yeah beautiful
18:05can we throw you on it yeah three two
18:09you chose the one who's like the most natural
18:13yeah is crazy what i've realized in my past relationships is i want somebody that i feel
18:19like would be good to a future kid and i think she does that like i don't think you can
18:25breastfeed
18:26with big boobs and stuff like that like i don't know like shake your tits shake your tits
18:30we have a room we have a room we found a found a home i'm just so happy okay i'm
18:37gonna let you
18:38have this but right now you have your outside clothes
18:41you're right in the bed me and today are like complete opposite she's in new york you know i've
18:46never even been to new york she's never been in nebraska could go a lot of different ways but
18:51uh it's definitely something i'm i'm wanting to try does the mirror work it works it works it looks
18:56good okay so like do you have like your staple red flags i don't like the quad like the loudest
19:05guy in the room okay so like i'm very loud energetic you can't have that top two no out of
19:11the guys did you have anyone pegged as like the loudest guy i mean james was like i'm horny
19:17so and everyone was like dead silent so i feel like that would be loud guy oh yeah what did
19:23all
19:23the girls think when he said oh my god ew like if you i know that you're horny like i
19:27want i don't
19:27want to know that i want to be able to feel it yeah james wait that's actually my bed why
19:32are you
19:32humping it no this is totally not what i envisioned for my summer and for falling in love
19:41however i feel like beau initially took my attention oh man i'm gonna hit my head on that
19:47every fucking day he's obviously beautiful it's only been the first few hours so i'm not one to put
19:52a ring on it yet we'll see where's bella i'm over this shit i'm not wearing that fucking outfit
20:01i'm not very good with change i'm so upset genuinely
20:08i was really excited to come on this show thinking this was just gonna be like a yacht trip
20:12everything's okay i hate cleaning up after people why would i want to pick up after people that i
20:20think i'm sexier than i swear to god if it's real cleaning i can't even clean my room and i'm
20:27like a
20:27little barbie with a dream house you don't clean up the dream house
20:30barbie's house is always clean no you get somebody else if i can do it it's okay
20:36don't worry i can't handle people when they cry
20:39it's so bad i don't want to be like they're there i'm not a parent i'm 21 years old i'm
20:45younger
20:45than her i'm talking everything she did say she wanted her mommy can we get her her mommy maybe
20:51y'all have no fucking idea i don't this hotel room is open i got screwed over i'm not gonna
20:57be
20:57too dramatic about it i'm just hoping everything turns around
21:03because of this
21:04i will literally be on my last fucking dollar
21:09we need to get some deodorant
21:25now that the initial spiral has worn off but don't worry there will be plenty more to come
21:31it's time to get the downsiders to gather themselves and start to get ready for their
21:36first shift am i in there are you in here with me boo
21:46ella's sweet she's a great person in herself but if she starts crying like i can't do that
21:59hold on i'm like do you guys need anything to drink
22:05yeah here's the thing i could make a potato sack work on me because
22:10my doctor blessed me with some cheap tits
22:19attention downsiders meet me on the mezzanine to get your first work assignments
22:23hi this is all about finding a connection and maybe even finding love which you can do anywhere on this
22:33boat however if you want the opportunity to win the trip around the world and be considered an official
22:40couple you'll have to move to the topside to enjoy the life of luxury with your lover
22:48but the only way to get to the topside deck is by breaking up another couple
22:56there will be challenges and dates to give you the opportunity to do so
23:00so you better take them if you don't want to spend all summer as a little bitch
23:06just to reiterate you have to break up a couple the conditions down here are pretty shitty i won't
23:12lie there's a lot of good guys a lot of good girls up there so i mean i feel bad
23:15breaking them up but i
23:15mean sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get out of here
23:19so your first work assignment is to prep the happy hour for the topside couples where you will be
23:26serving appetizers and cocktails this will be a nightly event and is your opportunity to connect
23:33with the top siders the down sider who takes the most initiative and finds mutual interest will be
23:40rewarded with a day okay get to work damn
23:49are we mopping yeah i'll do it i'll do it don't worry ew i don't think i've ever mopped in
23:55my life
23:56how do you use this it smells like shit wait how do you do this okay so you take the
23:59head off
24:01wait ew up top is like she's like my top one after the only one i would pursue up there
24:05honestly
24:06really you know okay because she's my number one if she was up there with somebody i could give
24:11yeah whoever could yeah yeah you're gonna manage that yeah i definitely want to be up here compared
24:15to where i'm living downstairs my feet hanging off the bed so i'm like hey when my chance comes
24:20i'm going for it i kind of want to like do a little strategic and kind of like jab at
24:24it a little
24:24bit like slowly and steady and then be like when my the window opens just attack it yeah yeah what
24:30the
24:30fuck is that what is that fish fish oh baby what do i have to do with the fish baby
24:38you gotta skin
24:38skin that fish okay it's time to get country up in here girl
24:45here which one you want how are you about to be stressed out over seeing fish we're not over
24:50here dissecting pigs i'm sorry y'all don't do this shit in la
24:58and this is gonna be me and david
25:05david which one's david he's with low
25:09no shade to low i really like her no i know but it's just i've literally said him for a
25:13second
25:14i saw him you can't tell him when i want
25:18who's your daddy who's your daddy
25:22wash the fish off your hands and put on some clean underwear
25:26because our first happy hour starts now
25:33i'm ready for this margarita right now the four top site couples are me and reese anna and tim
25:39sade and keith and david and low all right where are those little peasants oh dude this is insane
25:48damn this is nicer up here this is so unfair going into this happy hour we're going to be serving
25:55cocktails serving hors d'oeuvres getting to mingle and hang out i'm not looking to shove my chest in
26:01anyone's face or bend over that's not my jam if someone's into me then we'll feel it out
26:06oh wow
26:09okay
26:09our babies
26:11look at you
26:14can we do anything for y'all
26:16i would do a tequila and ginger ale tequila and ginger ale and you
26:19me what's your specialty oh you're not making it right
26:23yeah i am are you really i'm not real i'm partying right
26:27that's so good good this is a drink i'm making for my man
26:33where are you at
26:39just watch out he would literally rather die tell her she can skedaddle i'm just telling you because
26:45you're my girl lo and i bonded really quickly on the boat and so my loyalty definitely lies with
26:50lo versus bella and i would want to know if someone was coming for my man you should like
26:57make it known that like we're like married so she's gonna have to like figure something else
27:02i'm gonna go tell her okay you guys look so good in these outfits
27:08how you guys doing i'm doing how you feeling i'm good
27:12would you like to chat sure are you real time
27:15hey while you're at it give me a simple
27:17while you have a chat
27:18bring that back to me
27:21attaboy james
27:22this is the type of initiative that i like to see
27:26did he just bring her out there
27:28yeah they're walking out over here right there
27:30oh
27:32he said can we have a chat
27:35i'm not surprised about honestly because like she's gorgeous i figured there would be someone who's
27:38targeting her i'm honestly a little bit annoyed that it's james because i know what his motives
27:42are and i'm like dude just get on out of here you know she's with someone a little more serious
27:46right now i love man in a uniform what can you say okay when james made the comment that he
27:51was like
27:52horny that immediately like shut me down but lovey assertiveness i think that's really cute
27:57was not gonna say no i kind of want to see where this goes
28:13how was your day i'm good honestly like yeah what are you thinking about me or what my gosh here
28:18you
28:18go yeah you know what honestly i'm gonna be open about it you called me out here i have been
28:24i think
28:24the coupling up was different i was like a little like really a little salty about it but you thought
28:30i was gonna be us i was like hopefully she says no but i'm like oh really because i obviously
28:36didn't
28:36turn it down but would you have said no to every other girl until it was me
28:42yes really i would have i would have yeah do you feel like you've like hit it off with anyone
28:45downstairs since you've been downstairs though told all of them down there i was like my number one was
28:49you so like are you letting everyone know i did let everyone know because they were like oh what about
28:53upstairs i was like i want to go upstairs but i'm telling you the only person i'm going to pursue
28:57up there is obviously you and i'm like okay you've been my number one but i'm like i didn't know
29:02what the feelings are mutual but i think you made the horny comment and everything got quiet i was
29:07like oh everyone's gonna raise and we all were talking about it no no you were the one bold enough
29:10to say something i think i might have dug myself a hole with lexi obviously no one wants their man
29:15to raise their hand and say they're horny but at the end of the day it was like it was
29:19already
29:19said so now i'm like okay i gotta just show her that i'm not just warning you i'm actually a
29:24good
29:24person too you're gonna be trouble there you go thank you so much
29:33she like poisoned it i want to tell you lowe and david are like locked in just so you know
29:41i'm just telling you i'm like anybody can be locked in and they see girl they see these
29:46because i was just talking i don't know what to do wait what made you think that though she told
29:50me they were talking her perspective is different from it yeah that's true that's true that's true
29:55i'm just letting you know yeah from what i know it's so obvious leela told horan
30:02that i want her man and i just hate the fakeness oh the fakeness has got to stop so i
30:09need to talk to her
30:10about it this bridge is fake as fuck hey leela can we talk for a sec yeah of course
30:25so i know you're talking below and david just felt like like maybe the conversation was about me
30:31and i would hope that you would be honest about that do you mean yeah i mean i will tell
30:35her i i
30:35told her i was like she was like how are you doing how are things down there and i was
30:38like good like
30:39not really interested in anyone and she was like so what about bell and i was like well
30:43bell is kind of into david i just think it's weird why one when we were doing our job today
30:50i literally told you not to tell anybody and then you fucking tell the girl that he's with well but
30:55okay
30:55no no no you know you're so right it's kind of bella you're so right and i can you look
31:03at i'm just
31:03like if you really like the guy up here i would not go to the girl and go yeah so
31:07she's interested
31:08in your man but it wasn't it wasn't raising no i i get what you're saying and i want to
31:12apologize
31:13because that's not my intention to go behind your back and be like i would be lying to you if
31:17i didn't
31:18it's just so sneaky it literally feels like calculated you really just told the girls girl get real
31:26okay okay my end goal is to be on top so leela doing all the bullshit today she helped me
31:36oh you just you just prepped my man for me thank you baby can you talk for a second sure
31:41we'll talk
31:41over here you might seeing bella very plastic up top right up my alley i'm curious to you know see
31:49what what she's about as well what's up okay so i wanted to talk okay okay i liked you from
31:56first
31:56impression okay and i just want to know how you're doing in your couple like if you're really like
32:01secure and obviously i'm just like shooting my shot oh okay yeah that's what the oh okay okay uh
32:13i guess my question is like if the opportunity came up would you take it with me
32:25i do think you're really pretty right i think you're really cool
32:30with flow it is going really well but i appreciate that
32:36in the past i probably would have reciprocated to bella because i do like enhancements it's not
32:43crossing my mind the same way it used to what i'm wanting out of this what i'm wanting out of
32:48a relationship has has changed okay yeah period
32:55i want this one person and he's saying he's locked in with her i'm kind of embarrassed
33:03i don't want to be crying every five minutes either but y'all this is brutal this is brutal
33:13poor bella is left defeated but it feels appropriate to say there are plenty of fish in the sea
33:19good night good night oh man today was fun there was so much drama we're up in the most
33:27best situation that we could possibly get and people are down there like thinking they're
33:31getting eliminated any second right now and like working and like making us food my day was rough
33:37my day was so our day was rough day one in the book can't wait for day two and just
33:44to see what
33:45happens so hopefully i found love nice good job james was impressive at the happy hour tonight
33:54so here's a little something to reward his bold moves
34:00oh what there's a message i got right now james i see you successfully put the sneak on today due
34:06to
34:06your hard work and perseverance you get to take a top side lucky lady on a romantic date off this
34:12yacht
34:12but choose wisely because there's a lot on the line gabby oh she's got a first choice of a date
34:20yes bro
34:20who's it gonna be lexi yeah duh let me get it you're going on a date wait with with who
34:30let's get it
34:38morning sunshine waking up this morning i feel super comfortable with reese we got to connect
34:43we shared a bed together and all we did was stay up and giggle and laugh which was amazing
34:48and i'm excited to see what more that we have in common
34:55good morning shipmates topsiders brunch is waiting for you on the deck
35:00downsiders it's time to clean the state rooms report for duty stat oh my god let's go
35:07everybody sleep did anyone get a little physical i was big spoon i woke up like
35:13keep big spooning me in the middle of the night i was like i don't know how i feel about
35:15this
35:15you didn't even know if it was her
35:16yeah i was like anna it was james little do you know james came up in the middle of the
35:21night
35:22for tim and i like he's so comfortable to me he is like a safety blanket like i find myself
35:28just
35:28wanting to like touch him and like claw on him and like grab as much as i can to like
35:32protect me
35:33make me feel safe and he does i think that there's already some strategy going on with the
35:37downsiders they were very tight-knit yesterday they're trying to get up here by any means
35:42necessary well i just wonder when the fuckery's gonna start party's here what up y'all
35:51are you here to service or just no no i'm on break oh you're on break good good but last
35:56night
35:57i got a text saying from gabby oh yeah i'm basically saying i have been granted a date off the
36:07yacht
36:25and the fuckery begins this environment's really hard to be in a spot like that i would definitely
36:30like to get to know lexi a little bit more before she you know jumps ship to someone else okay
36:37cue
36:37the sexy b-roll date montage
36:53oh my god dang this is beautiful we're doing a massage and wow i'm super excited for what's
37:00in store on this yeah i can't wait to see what happens you ready for the mud oh god oh
37:05oh shoot
37:06this part feels crazy yeah honestly yeah it feels good yeah yeah oh my god obviously she's gorgeous
37:13attractive everything and she crosses all the checklists okay i'm not even gonna lie oh yeah with lexi
37:20you see it's so like natural and organic
37:23i like it yeah that's perfect
37:30there you go
37:47are you guys like just so anxious to be in the bottom actually or is that what's gonna happen to
37:52you i mean we'll see what happens later let's say she comes back and likes james more but they're like
37:57yeah you can choose james or you choose reese and stay up here that's what they're that's what it
38:00is if they come back and and lexi ends up selecting james then i think i'll be banished
38:06to the downside i like where i'm at right now to try and stay up here for as long as
38:10possible
38:10that's kind of because not only are you losing somebody but now you're going to the bottom he's like
38:15oh reese whoever lexi discards is going somewhere much deeper and much saltier than the downside
38:26what's your views on family family oriented is super important to me i have a huge portuguese
38:31family and then we're all just like super tight-knit i have two older brothers and so it's like the
38:36perfect dynamic biggest thing to me is like i would want to be with a man that's also like family
38:40oriented like understands like close to his mom i mean i was raised by my mom but i have sisters
38:44too
38:45okay like women and family are just like most important to me obviously like my partner has to be like
38:51in tune with that and understand it are you an effective communicator i'd say communication
38:55for me is obviously like top priority it's the only way you make a relationship work at the end of
38:59the
38:59day you should always want to keep trying harder for your person yeah you know obviously i'm trying
39:05real hard i went to the bottom of the boat i was expecting to go great but i was like
39:09wow this is
39:10like leaving me speechless she's like perfect for me like what i appreciate the most is you were like
39:16i would have tossed for anyone until it was like you the hard ones are the hard ones oh horny
39:25james is
39:26growing up right before our eyes but it may be too little too late with our first elimination tonight
39:42lexi and james are headed back to the chakra relaxed from their massages
40:02and we had like a little shower rinse down together yeah i'm
40:17feeling it's tough because i did just have a really good time and then i come back and
40:21immediately i see reese on the couch and i'm like wow there are still obviously feelings there as well
40:26i'm just having a lot of trouble navigating that right now and i just feel like i'm gonna cry
40:34attention children of the chakra put on your finest outfits and report to the bow of the boat for our
40:41first ever plank ceremony oh you're joking what what the fuck a plank oh
40:58hi hi hi hi oh no
41:05holy what the fuck that is crazy come on that's kind of high up right no this is probably 30
41:11feet that's three
41:12stories right oh my god the fuck is going on this is what we're doing
41:22this is part of the show oh my god this is scary as hell apologies what is this
41:29lexi you have a massive huge decision to make okay
41:39would you like to stay with your current tall drink of water reese you're welcome
41:46i really appreciate it or would you like to climb james like a tree
41:53one more thing if it wasn't obvious whoever you do not choose
41:58will be eliminated and sent plummeting into the deep blue sea on this plank behind me
42:06oh it's been tested multiple times you should be fine oh my god it's insane wait and are we gonna
42:15have to do that so basically now we're finding out that if a down sider goes on a date they're
42:21either
42:21gonna go topside or down to the bottom of the ocean who the came up with this idea because
42:28they need their brains checked out because this is insane boys it's time to take your planks
42:35one of you will be going overboard tonight wow this is real we're really in danger of all going home
42:45it
42:45clicks for me we're in this huge pressure cooker and really anything can happen like
42:50none of us are safe but my stomach hurts oh my god oh shoot
43:05yo this is nuts kids shifty all right no boys if you have any last words to say to lexi
43:16i suggest you go now and beg i did not expect to be here and be feeling all these things
43:24they're
43:24both great guys right now i do want to say it is 50 50. it's going to come down to
43:29what's set up there
43:30on the plank lexi honestly i want to remind you of everything that happened yesterday i feel like you
43:37and i had such good banter right after the couple ceremony and i feel like we got to know each
43:43other
43:43good amount despite it only being 24 hours and so with everything that happened i think there's
43:47still a lot more to uncover about each other and i'll be excited to do that with you thank you
43:55so i want to say today i feel like our day was perfect not only because what we did but
44:02because
44:02i got to do it with you and the connection we have i think is everything that i'm looking for
44:09so i feel
44:09that's very important to me and at the end of the day the best prize i can have is you
44:18lexi it's time to make your decision who will you be sending overboard tonight
44:33the man that i am sending overboard is
44:40it's gonna test you it's getting real now watch your back
44:48yeah who's gonna be the last one standing
45:12that's insane oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god don't make me
45:19don't make me do that
45:20it's gonna make me do that i said it get me do it
45:27kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
45:32let's see and james congratulations you are our new top sight couple
45:42We made it to the top, boys!
45:46This season on Love Overboard.
45:49We're here to have a good time.
45:51Make memories.
45:52Oh, my gosh.
45:53Fall in love.
45:54And that's what I'm going to focus on.
45:57We get to flirt, shake a little, drink a little.
46:05The couples fight to hold on to their lives of topside luxury.
46:09Nobody's safe.
46:10While the downside singles plot for a topside takeover.
46:14This is going to be the perfect opportunity to snake my way in.
46:18You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
46:21With every dramatic challenge.
46:24I'm going to die.
46:25Every shocking revelation.
46:27He did cheat on her.
46:28Every steamy hookup.
46:30It was fucking hot.
46:31These singles will be breaking hearts and playing games.
46:34It's on now.
46:35I'm coming to get my lady.
46:38And just when you thought it couldn't get any sexier.
46:41Guys, there's someone else coming to the boat.
46:42The shipwreckers arrived to claim all the booty.
46:46I'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room.
46:48I'm literally chatting with him.
46:49Those bitches are out for blood.
46:51Emotions will soar.
46:53You're so dramatic, it's too much.
46:55Get away from me.
46:55You're a bother.
46:56Hearts will break.
46:57If I'm talking to a girl and she's talking to another guy.
47:00What am I, what are we doing?
47:01I'm not going to see her and compete for a girl.
47:02And only one thing is for certain.
47:05I'm gone right now.
47:06This is my last day.
47:08No one is safe from the plank.
47:10This is going to get messy.
47:13What's he doing?
47:14Oh, I can't watch this.
47:16At the end of all of this, there's only one winner.
47:19And the rest, losers.
47:22Oh my God.
47:24Beat.
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