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Celebrity Sabotage Season 1 Episode 1
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00:04Welcome to the Manor House. The ultimate setting for a reality game show, like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:17Welcome to Topplegoats.
00:19Welcome to the Applicants.
00:21Well hello players, welcome to the Backstammer.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:27Oh my word.
00:28Do you all understand?
00:29Yes sir.
00:30Alright, shall we?
00:31But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:37Are you joking?
00:38Oh my god are you joking man?
00:42That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:46Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:50I'm telling you I'm a sabotage!
00:54Yeah!
00:56Oh!
00:57Oh!
00:58Oh!
00:59Oh!
01:00Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:08Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:15share worth up to £30,000.
01:19And there's only one rule.
01:21Don't get home!
01:23Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
01:25No!
01:27Oh!
01:28Tony, go back!
01:30Celebrity captured!
01:32Scamotage!
01:32It's called some chaos.
01:34Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:39Put your visor down!
01:41As the celebrities take on their very first fake show, The Applicant, hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire Sarah Davies.
01:49How much poo did you need?
01:51Get ready for madness!
01:52Oh!
01:53God!
01:53Mind games!
01:55Oh my God!
01:55And mayhem!
01:57I look like Shrek!
02:00Get your ball and just sit!
02:02Go back!
02:03Go back!
02:04Go back!
02:04Go back!
02:05This is celebrity sabotage.
02:12Wow, look at this.
02:14This is epic!
02:15The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the manor house.
02:21It's got a good foyer!
02:23Wow!
02:24Wow!
02:25It's got a library.
02:27Oh!
02:28Of course the bookcase opens!
02:31Yeah!
02:32Of course it does!
02:33Come on!
02:33Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the manor house is Mission HQ.
02:39Wow!
02:41This is insane!
02:44From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake TV shows,
02:50including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages.
02:55This feels so proper!
02:57Wow!
02:58This is great!
02:59And we can talk to each other as well.
03:01GK?
03:02Hello, Sam!
03:03Oh, I got it!
03:04Yeah!
03:04I got it!
03:05What about this button?
03:06Yeah, I'm just going to press this button.
03:07It's the door!
03:09I'm stopping it!
03:10That is so cool!
03:13Yes, go on, Judy.
03:13You can get under that.
03:15Don't press it now.
03:16Don't press it, don't press it.
03:17Oh!
03:17No, no!
03:18Oh my God!
03:19Oh my God!
03:20Oh my God!
03:20I thought we were going to kill Judy Love!
03:24Hold Judy out!
03:25Hold Judy out!
03:27Hold Judy out!
03:29I thought we killed a loose woman!
03:31Do you know what?
03:32I took that one for the team!
03:34HQ Alert!
03:37Oh!
03:37Celebrities, welcome to The Manor House and to your top secret Mission HQ.
03:42Thank you for having us.
03:43It's an absolute pleasure.
03:44I love what you've done with the place.
03:45Are you ready to play Celebrity Sabotage?
03:47More than you would ever know.
03:49Come on!
03:50There is only one rule.
03:51Do not get caught.
03:53If you do, both yourself and the contestant will be at risk of leaving the game.
03:58Oh no!
03:59Oh my God!
04:01So guys, we cannot get caught.
04:03We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money.
04:07Look, we're all coming together and we're all going to sabotage together.
04:11Yes!
04:12Oh!
04:13I love one of these!
04:14Three, two, one.
04:15Sabotage!
04:17Oh!
04:17Oh!
04:19Celebrity Sabotage is a five-player game.
04:22What?
04:23We're only four.
04:23Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur.
04:27Oh!
04:27There's another one of us!
04:28Yes!
04:29Oh my God!
04:30Who's it going to be?
04:31Let's go!
04:39What an absolute honour!
04:41Oh, stop it!
04:42I can't believe it!
04:43Welcome to Mission HQ.
04:45Come on round.
04:46I'll do my best, okay?
04:48You're already looking credible in the guard.
04:50But I can't run.
04:51Joe, let me show you this.
04:53So we are under here.
04:55Right, this is the carriage.
04:56Right.
04:56Okay.
04:57Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
05:02Yeah!
05:03HQ alert!
05:04Oh!
05:04Celebrities!
05:05Now that Joe Brand is here your team is complete.
05:09Yay!
05:10What?
05:10Six business savvy contestants are on their way.
05:14They think they are here to take part in a brand new business competition show called The Applicant.
05:20Oh, yes!
05:20Which is, of course, completely fake.
05:23They're going to be so serious.
05:25And catty maybe as well.
05:26Yeah, we're going to be well.
05:29Oh, look at them.
05:31Wow, look at that slow wall.
05:32I have grafted in my business and built it from the ground up.
05:37And I know I've got what it takes to succeed.
05:40That is a powerful jacket from Mel.
05:42She looks like she's just won the Masters.
05:44Yeah.
05:45I love working in the corporate world.
05:47I am the corporate queen.
05:49I am fiery, and I don't take any crap from anyone.
05:52You've heard it 24-7, I'll wait 24-8.
05:55I'm always putting in that extra hour.
05:58What?
05:58Jake looks quite young.
06:00Jake is young?
06:01Jake is super young.
06:03I'm very competitive.
06:04I always want to come out on top, but I have to do things the right way
06:07and always do things by the book.
06:09Chris looks a bit too nice to be in business.
06:12He almost looks a little bit like someone who would give you elocution.
06:16Is it elocution?
06:17Yeah.
06:18Lesson.
06:18Yeah, you could do with them.
06:19Yeah.
06:19Yeah.
06:21I'm a natural-born leader.
06:23Failure is not an option.
06:24Look at Josh.
06:25Josh is rubbing his hands like, yeah, I'm coming for this money.
06:28I'm not here to take part.
06:29I'm here to win.
06:31I'm not the applicant.
06:32I'm the applicant.
06:34They all look like serious business professionals.
06:38Doesn't anyone walking in a line in slow motion look like a serious business professional?
06:43We could, we could look business.
06:45Oh, the driver's coming round.
06:47The suspense.
06:49It's proper.
06:52Look at that.
06:53Such a cool way to rock up.
06:54Who's it going to be?
06:56It's Sir Alan.
07:01And we're going to be a queen.
07:01Oh, look at that.
07:02Yes.
07:04Oh, look at their faces.
07:05Sarah Davies.
07:07Good morning, everyone.
07:08Good morning.
07:10How are you all feeling?
07:11Excited.
07:13Emma, Emma.
07:14Emma's really happy.
07:17Oh, look at Emma.
07:17She's so happy.
07:18She's so happy.
07:19Yeah, because if you want to be a business girl, she's the queen.
07:23Sarah, we're going to have a lot of fun.
07:26Good luck, Sarah.
07:28Welcome to the applicant.
07:30Over the next two days, you will be competing in a series of tasks
07:35to test if you can thrive in the competitive world of business.
07:39I will be assessing your every move and decision.
07:43As will we.
07:44And at the end of the process, one of you will win this.
07:48The coveted Gordon Briefcase.
07:52Who takes that title is up to me.
07:55But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you.
08:01Mission alert.
08:03Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission.
08:07Sarah GK.
08:11Whilst Sarah sets the applicants their first task,
08:14you must throw fake bird poo on two of them.
08:18My days.
08:19Each successful hit is worth £1,000.
08:22So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs.
08:26Oh, no, it's a lot of money to start with.
08:28It's a lot of money.
08:29And remember, don't get caught.
08:31Have you not seen any birds?
08:33Well, we're in the countryside.
08:34Yeah, yeah, man.
08:35How are we going to do this?
08:37Oh, look at that dog!
08:38Oh, my God, that's a whole other road!
08:40What have we got?
08:41What's bird poo?
08:43Try the yoghurt.
08:44Ah.
08:45We've got it.
08:46We've got it.
08:47I think you should test that.
08:49Just don't get the hair.
08:50Hi!
08:51Yeah, that's the one.
08:52There we go.
08:52There we go.
08:54There we go.
08:54This is...
08:56Judy, why are you clenching your buttcheeks there?
08:59LAUGHTER
08:59Guys, Sarah is, like, still out there speaking to the content.
09:03Oh, sorry!
09:03Let's go!
09:09Oh!
09:09Oh!
09:09Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:14Slippies on the floor!
09:16If you can hear us...
09:17Touch your bum!
09:20Yes!
09:21Yes!
09:21Yes!
09:22Hello?
09:23You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition.
09:26Do you think that's strength or a weakness?
09:28Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please.
09:31I hate heights, Sam.
09:32That's not even a height!
09:33I hate heights!
09:34Oh, I see you on the roof.
09:36I see you on the roof.
09:37Where?
09:37Where?
09:37You see it there.
09:38We can see you.
09:39We can see you.
09:40Just remember to stay low.
09:42Oh!
09:43Is it slipping?
09:44Can you guys see the Africans?
09:46Oh, my God!
09:47Oh, my God!
09:49Give us a wave.
09:51Yes!
09:52Nice!
09:53And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:55I'm a grafter.
09:56I've sort of learnt the business from the ground up.
09:59I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions.
10:02Oh, TK, watch this!
10:04And are you a natural leader, would you say?
10:07Definitely a natural leader.
10:09Didn't work.
10:10Didn't get him.
10:10Go again!
10:11You were close.
10:12You were close.
10:13Let's both do it.
10:14One more biggie.
10:15High and long.
10:17High and long, babe!
10:23We need to play as a team.
10:25Oh, Jake.
10:27Jake.
10:27Jake's lucky.
10:27Get down.
10:28Get down.
10:29I threw the spoon.
10:31I threw the spoon.
10:32You threw the spoon.
10:33You threw the spoon.
10:35You threw the spoon.
10:35GASP!
10:37GASP!
10:41GASP!
10:42GASP!
10:43GASP!
10:44GASP!
10:45GASP!
10:47GASP!
10:47GASP!
10:48GASP!
10:48How is this all hitting them?
10:50How are you going to sell yourself?
10:52I've definitely got the gift of the gaff.
10:54Use your goddamn hands!
10:55Yeah, go hands.
11:00And finally, Mel.
11:03Are you going to take the win?
11:05Wait, wait.
11:05Stop, stop, stop.
11:06He's turned round.
11:07Someone's looking.
11:12You stupid.
11:14I franchise preschool classes.
11:17Jake.
11:17Oh, you might have got him.
11:18You might have got him.
11:19He's looking round.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Did we do that?
11:22Are you worried?
11:23He's got bad pull on.
11:24Did it actually go on you?
11:26I just got on my shoe.
11:27That's good luck.
11:27That's good luck.
11:28Wait, he's on his shoe.
11:29It's on his shoe.
11:29Yes!
11:29Yes!
11:33Yay!
11:35Yes!
11:36Guys, but stay low, stay low.
11:38That is good luck.
11:39A baby wipe will do.
11:41It just keeps splattering.
11:43Look, can you see all that?
11:47Look how close it got to us.
11:49I don't know where it is, Mark.
11:50It keeps splatting.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:53But what must they be thinking?
11:55Someone's given this pigeon some laxatives.
12:01We've won them a grand.
12:02Come back to HQ.
12:03You've done excellently well.
12:05And bring the yogurt, because I actually fancy a bit of muesli.
12:09It was like a bird pooing.
12:11It was like a bird pooing.
12:11I didn't see a bird in the sky, so God knows where it was.
12:14It literally landed on his shoe.
12:16Whoa!
12:18The birds are back.
12:19We did it.
12:20You did it.
12:20You got it on his shoe.
12:21Yay!
12:21You got it on his shoe.
12:22Don't touch me.
12:23Right.
12:23It's time for your first task.
12:26And for this, you will be split into two teams.
12:29Chris, Emma and Josh.
12:31You will be Team Blue Vision.
12:33Jake, Louise and Mel.
12:35You will be Team Power.
12:36For your first task, I want you to create a marketing video for this location.
12:43To pitch it is a premium wedding venue.
12:46You need to plan, shoot and star in your video.
12:52I ain't like this.
12:54Good luck, everyone.
12:55Off you go into the manor.
12:56They're going in.
12:57Good luck, applicants.
12:58Look, they're right by us.
12:59Where?
13:00Oh, my God!
13:00They're right next to us.
13:02Sorry.
13:04Fingers on lips.
13:07Wow.
13:07How nice is this?
13:09Well done, Sari.
13:10You are absolutely amazing.
13:12Someone chucked something down here.
13:13Oh, that was a spoon.
13:15You're a spoon, man.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:17Oh, my God.
13:18I mean, how much poo did you need?
13:20You know what?
13:21You're welcome to take that spoon and use it for your lunch.
13:23Well, lucky me.
13:25Lucky me.
13:26With the first task set, the applicants start planning their marketing videos.
13:31So, we've got the games, we've got the welcome drinks, we've got the flower arch.
13:34One more thing in the barn.
13:36We can talk about the champagne tower.
13:38You know what?
13:38We're looking at the teams.
13:39I was very much Team Blue Vision.
13:41I do like the way Team Power are really enthusiastic.
13:45You forget, Judy, this is not a real show.
13:47Yeah, no.
13:47None of it matters.
13:49Yes.
13:49Yes.
13:49It doesn't matter which team is better, because we've just got to get them sabotaged.
13:53No way, let's go for them.
13:54Mission alert.
13:56Oh!
13:57What have we got?
13:58Here we go.
13:59Celebrities, it's time for your next sabotage missions, which will happen at the same time.
14:04We've got a double.
14:06Judy.
14:06Judy.
14:07You must collapse the champagne tower whilst Team Blue Vision are filming inside the wedding barn.
14:13I love it.
14:14I love it.
14:16I love it.
14:16Meanwhile.
14:17Meanwhile.
14:18Joe.
14:19And Joe.
14:20What?
14:22Disguised as the grounds gardeners, you must disrupt Team Power's filming, causing them
14:27to stop recording.
14:28Each sabotage is worth £3,000, making a total of £6,000 up for grabs.
14:36Yes!
14:36Joe, you've got this.
14:38You have got this.
14:40We're both going to be gardeners.
14:41Can I be a rock or something?
14:45Time to get shooting.
14:46As the applicants get ready to shoot.
14:48Absolutely stunning.
14:50Isn't it?
14:51The celebrities suit up for sabotage.
14:54Oh!
14:55Oh!
14:56Oh!
14:57Oh!
14:58Do I look recognisable?
14:59You look like an entirely different person.
15:01Yeah.
15:02Let's go!
15:02Come on!
15:04Right, guys, you are on your way.
15:07Let's get cracking.
15:08Go people.
15:09Let's go.
15:11Go, go, go, Joe.
15:15Stop right here.
15:16Stop right here.
15:21Right, Judy.
15:23You need to spot the champagne tower.
15:25Okay.
15:27Wow, it's beautiful.
15:29Oh!
15:29Dude, Team Blue Vision are on the way.
15:32They are coming to you.
15:34Oh, man, guys, I found it.
15:35Then, when the time comes, smash it.
15:38Right, thank you, Sam.
15:39Sorry.
15:40I think I can pull it from behind, right?
15:43Or, like, maybe if I knock it, that would destroy it.
15:46This is stunning, isn't it?
15:49Oh, Judy, they're literally seconds away.
15:52Oh, God.
15:54They're about to walk up the steps into the room.
15:59Oh!
16:08They're about to walk up the steps into the room.
16:12Oh, God.
16:14Oh, Judy, they're literally seconds away.
16:19Oh, this looks like my actual wedding.
16:21Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:24Oh, guys, I think I found something.
16:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing there.
16:27I've got this.
16:28I've got this.
16:29It's gorgeous.
16:30Those beams are incredible.
16:31Give it a pull.
16:33It's gonna be difficult.
16:35Judy, they're just on the other side of the curtain.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Oh, no, that's too far.
16:40Too far.
16:40Too far.
16:41You need to go back under.
16:43Too far.
16:43You've got the champagne tower.
16:44Oh, the champagne tower.
16:46Yeah.
16:46By the tower.
16:47Oh, my God!
16:51No, no, no, no!
16:53Oh, God, I thought she was gonna do it.
16:55Are you gonna be pouring it from the top?
16:57Yeah, you have to pour it from the top and then it trickles down to the bottom.
17:00Yeah, that's it, exactly.
17:01Judy, don't even breathe.
17:04Oh, oh, God.
17:04Judy, they started.
17:05Judy, they started.
17:06I'll say the bit first and then pop it.
17:07And then I'll start.
17:08Yeah?
17:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:09Okay.
17:10Oh, God!
17:11We're gonna tell you when to go.
17:13Stand by.
17:14I can't breathe.
17:15I was so nervous.
17:16I can't breathe.
17:17Oh, my God.
17:17Yeah, I'll try not to get it over your lovely wedding.
17:19Don't take my eye out.
17:20He's opening the bottle.
17:21He's opening the bottle!
17:23So, after the ceremony, after we've cut the cake, we come round to a modern feature of this
17:28venue.
17:28Hold on.
17:29I'm so nervous.
17:31So, this is the champagne tower.
17:33Keep holding.
17:35Stunning.
17:36And it's a bit different.
17:37Hold on.
17:38Oh, God.
17:39Hold on.
17:40So, Josh, pop our bottle, please.
17:43He's popping the bottle.
17:47Wait a minute, hold on.
17:49Wait a minute, hold on.
17:50Oh, God.
17:52Wait a minute, go for it.
17:56Oh.
17:59Go!
18:00You're making fail!
18:01Yes!
18:05Make ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
18:08-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
18:13I held it so that it wouldn't fall off.
18:16Get back to HQ, run!
18:20I'm sorry, I just literally touched it.
18:23No, no, you just touched the top, I saw it.
18:26This has been awful.
18:28The whole champagne tower fell on my feet.
18:32The whole thing.
18:34I touched the top of it very, very lightly,
18:38and the whole thing came down.
18:39While a confused Team Blue Vision
18:42lick their Prosecco-covered wounds,
18:44Joel and Joe move into position
18:46to disrupt Team Power's filming.
18:49Right, come on, guys, get in there for another three grand.
18:52Go up here, go on the right of this bush.
18:54Park there.
18:55OK.
18:57So we're starting from here, shooting in this direction,
19:00with us saying, and look where we are now,
19:02in the beautiful ground.
19:03Action!
19:04Here we go, this is it.
19:05Get your tools out and just have it large now.
19:07Just turn them on.
19:08Turn them on, Joe.
19:09Turn them on.
19:13Beanbag throwing for the kids, and also the adults.
19:17LAUGHTER
19:18Get in the back of their shot.
19:22Oh!
19:23She's really going for it.
19:26She's way too in.
19:31No, no, no, no, Joel, go and get you!
19:34I thought, I thought!
19:36What the hell she could, she's got the road.
19:39LAUGHTER
19:41Why are they not stopping it, even though there is, like,
19:45industrial noise in the back?
19:47Oh, we need them to stop filming, mate.
19:49Yeah, yeah, give me two.
19:50Give me two.
19:51When we do our cheers, what do you want to say?
19:55Oh, my Lord.
19:56What is it all for?
19:59LAUGHTER
20:02Do they really need to do that now, why?
20:07Ah!
20:08Why?
20:09Wait, wait, just a little second.
20:12OK, stop.
20:14They've absolutely smashed that.
20:15Oh, guys, a disruption, well done!
20:18And I'm gardening.
20:20Is that Joel singing?
20:22Put your tree in my garden.
20:26Sorry, sorry, sorry, stop.
20:28Sorry.
20:29The hell was that?
20:32Yes, Joel!
20:34It's so well.
20:37Guys.
20:38Oh, that was so good.
20:40Well done, mate.
20:42It just plowed through the middle of it.
20:44Jo doesn't give a damn.
20:46I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognised.
20:48Just walk it through.
20:49So good.
20:49Go get Jo, go get Jo.
20:51And I was like, well, my God, I can't believe she's over there.
20:53What's she over there for?
20:55So there was a few distractions along the way.
20:57There was a few gardeners having to do some work.
20:59One of us filming, the thing just cost, it's all gone well.
21:02Obviously, we'll see how it turns out.
21:07Mission alert.
21:10It's time for your next sabotage mission.
21:13Sam, disguised in a suit of armour,
21:15you must swap the memory card on Team Power's camera
21:17for an empty one, so they lose all their footage.
21:20This mission is worth £4,000.
21:25That's big.
21:25Remember, don't get caught.
21:28That's hard, that's hard.
21:30I can't stay still.
21:31Bad, bad choice.
21:34Welcome to the Manor House main lake.
21:36I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge.
21:38Sam, you've got to be so careful
21:40because they're all around the building.
21:42This floor is so slippery.
21:43Doesn't it look like you're in Strictly Come Dancing
21:45with a suit of armour right now?
21:47Do you think we've done enough?
21:48Oh, yeah, more than.
21:50Confident?
21:51Yeah, team power.
21:53Come on, Sam.
21:59Oh, wow.
22:02Quiet, quiet, Sam.
22:04Quiet, babe.
22:04Pun intended.
22:06Suits you.
22:06Hey!
22:08They're coming, quickly.
22:10Put your headgear down.
22:19And they are about to come in.
22:22Louise is walking in.
22:23Flick your head forward.
22:26Oh, I'm nervous.
22:27Grab what we need.
22:28Leave the camera.
22:30They're in.
22:30They're in the room.
22:31They're in the room.
22:32Pop that down.
22:33We'll grab a fresh one.
22:35Oh, my God.
22:36Mel is right there.
22:37Then we'll go down the corridor.
22:39Then we'll go down the corridor.
22:40Yeah.
22:40They've got to leave the camera in there
22:42for you to steal the memory card.
22:46Sam is doing so well standing still.
22:49Oh, my God.
22:50This is the longest.
22:51He's ever.
22:52Doing a great job, man.
22:53Hold it.
22:54Hold it.
22:54Hold it.
22:54Pop that down, Dom.
22:56You don't need that.
22:56Still walking round with her.
22:59They've left their camera.
23:00They've left their camera.
23:00And they're leaving.
23:01Just wait.
23:02Not yet.
23:02Not yet.
23:02Wait.
23:03Here we go.
23:05That was amazing.
23:06Josh looked right at me.
23:08Sam, they are out of the room.
23:10Go, go, go, go, go.
23:11Nice.
23:11Wow.
23:12Nice.
23:12Shut the door.
23:14Be really quiet.
23:15I'm trying.
23:16Now get the memory card.
23:18Go get the memory card now.
23:20Oh, my God.
23:21This is very tense.
23:22Oh, my God.
23:23I'm so nervous.
23:25Where's the memory?
23:25Oh, yes.
23:27This is a man who knows his way around the camera.
23:31Oh, my God.
23:32Yes.
23:33That is a man with two million followers on Instagram.
23:36He knows where the hole is, where the memory card goes.
23:38What now?
23:39What do I do now?
23:39You need to replace it.
23:41I think there's a replacement one on the table, possibly in that little see-through bag.
23:47Oh.
23:48Oh.
23:49Oh.
23:53Keep quiet.
23:54The group's outside and they might need to come in for anything, so just be careful.
23:58After a final debrief with her team, Mel goes to collect their footage to take to the fake show's editor
24:04to brief him on their creative vision.
24:06She's coming.
24:07She's, guys, she's coming.
24:08Oh, my God.
24:09Mel's coming back.
24:10We have to be really quick, Sam.
24:12Oh, my God.
24:13Ah.
24:14Oh, she's there.
24:15Get that memory card in that camera.
24:18Sam, she's coming back.
24:19Oh, this is intense.
24:23Get back in position.
24:24Get a glove on, guys.
24:26Sam, put your face down.
24:42Mel's coming back.
24:43We have to be really quick, Sam.
24:47Sam, put your face down.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:55Oh, my God.
24:56Sam, do not move a muscle.
25:00Like, he's right there.
25:01Like, it's mental.
25:02Jesus.
25:03What's she checking?
25:04What's she checking?
25:05What's she checking?
25:10Oh, my God.
25:12Oh, Mel.
25:13Oh, my God.
25:13Mel, please.
25:14You don't know which switch it is.
25:15Just take the whole thing on the tripod.
25:16Take the whole thing, Mel.
25:20She's taking forever.
25:22Oh, my God.
25:24Come on.
25:26Why is this going on for so long?
25:28I've never seen anything like it.
25:29Just take the whole thing.
25:31Just take the whole thing.
25:33Just take the whole thing.
25:36Just take the whole thing.
25:36Just take the whole thing.
25:38Take the whole thing.
25:42She's actually got the memory.
25:43She's got the card.
25:44Oh, my God.
25:45She's taking the card.
25:45Oh, my God.
25:46And she's going to check it now.
25:47She's taking the card.
25:48She's taking the card.
25:49Oh, my God.
25:51Oh, my God.
25:52She's only gone next door.
25:54Be quiet.
25:54Be quiet.
25:55Be quiet.
25:55They're just about to find out that it's empty.
25:57Oh, my God.
25:58Let's hear what they say.
25:58Here is our memory stick.
26:01Fantastic.
26:01So, what ideas have you got for your video?
26:04It starts off at the front of the manor house.
26:07Then we're going to move it in as if it was following the order of a natural wedding.
26:12Can I just stop you there?
26:14Is this definitely the right card?
26:17I'm going to make the assumption that it is.
26:20Oh, my God.
26:20I feel sick.
26:21So, the media should all be in this folder here.
26:28As you can see, there is nothing there.
26:31That means we've got no footage.
26:34Look at her face.
26:35Look at her face.
26:36She's fuming.
26:37Did you see a little red light on the camera when it was recording you?
26:40Yeah, I'm sure.
26:42This card is blank.
26:44You're joking.
26:44I'm really sorry.
26:46Oh, my gosh.
26:47This card is empty and I can't work with it.
26:52Sam, she's mortified.
26:55But remember, she'll be all right about this tomorrow.
26:58When we win her some money, she's going to be fine.
27:01Right, I'll go and tell the guy.
27:04Who are you?
27:05She's coming back, Sam.
27:07I don't know what we're going to do.
27:09Straight back to HQ, buddy.
27:11Anyway, thank you.
27:13Straight through the bookcase.
27:16Let's go, let's go.
27:18Hurry up, Sam.
27:20Oh, my God.
27:24I can hear some metal coming in.
27:27Yay!
27:30Come on, let's see with her husband.
27:33Ow, it's on.
27:33Yes, mate.
27:35OK.
27:36I don't know if I'm being stitched off.
27:38Oh, stitched up.
27:40Uh-oh.
27:42Um.
27:44Hello, love.
27:45I don't quite know how to tell you this.
27:47She's fuming, look.
27:48It's not recorded one thing that we've done from today.
27:52You're joking me.
27:53I don't understand.
27:53We've been pressing the buttons all day.
27:55We've done this to the most suspicious group.
27:57Are you pranking us?
27:58You actually did it?
27:59I swear to God, I swear.
28:02That's impossible.
28:03No.
28:04It feels bad now, but we have just won them loads of money.
28:08Yeah.
28:09This is it, mate.
28:10That's impossible.
28:10I would have thought of it, but we looked at it.
28:13I'm sure I saw the red light.
28:15Yeah, I've seen the red light.
28:15I have seen the red light.
28:17Oh, it's just...
28:18Oh, it's wrenching.
28:20I pressed the button, a little dot came up with RAC, like record.
28:24I really don't know what's going on there.
28:25I really don't know.
28:27HQ alert.
28:28Celebrities, your first day of sabotaging is over,
28:32and you have added £11,000 to the prize pot.
28:36Oh, my God.
28:39Get a good night's sleep,
28:40as there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow.
28:42Oh, let's go.
28:43How do I take this off?
28:46It's day two.
28:48We're back.
28:50And the applicants are about to receive
28:52their final fake task from Sarah.
28:55Let's talk about Sarah.
28:57She's great.
28:58She's in it, isn't she?
28:59Isn't she?
28:59She's so good with it.
29:01Here they come, everyone.
29:03We're giving them money at the end.
29:05We're trying to win them money.
29:06And that's what makes it more easy for us to be so deceptive.
29:13Good morning, applicants.
29:15Morning.
29:17For today's task,
29:18I've arranged for a group of corporate guests
29:21from the travel company 2E
29:22to come here to the Manor House
29:24for a team building away day.
29:26Ooh.
29:27That's good.
29:27Team Blue Vision,
29:30you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day.
29:34Ooh.
29:35Look how flexible Judy is.
29:36This is Judy doing yoga.
29:38Yes.
29:39Come on.
29:40Look at that.
29:41Come on.
29:41Bit of fun.
29:42Team Power,
29:43you will be hosting an adventure paintballing away day.
29:47Ooh.
29:54You have two hours until your clients arrive.
29:58Good luck.
29:59Off you go.
30:02With the task set,
30:04the team's head inside for some away day brainstorming.
30:07I love a bit of yoga and wellness.
30:10Yeah.
30:10And we've really got to think about making this a relaxing escape.
30:16Painballing.
30:16What are we thinking about the theme, then?
30:18We can't all be superheroes.
30:19We need to call ahead to the local party shop.
30:23Okay.
30:23To secure our costumes.
30:26Mission alert.
30:27Oh!
30:29Celebrities,
30:30the applicants have been set their next task.
30:32GK,
30:33you must pretend to be the party shop owner
30:35and convince Team Power to order the wrong costumes.
30:38Yes!
30:39This mission is worth £2,000.
30:44Oh!
30:45Oh!
30:47Where is it?
30:47Where is it?
30:48Where is it?
30:49Where is it?
30:49Everyone listen.
30:50Suspense.
30:50Oh!
30:51Suspense.
30:52Right, everyone, shut up.
30:53Should I put it on loud?
30:54Yes.
30:55Right.
30:56Hello?
30:57Hello, good morning.
30:57I was just wondering if we could order a few costumes, please.
31:00Yeah, of course.
31:01What are you looking for?
31:02Perfect.
31:03So, basically, we're looking for some superhero costumes.
31:05We would need three of them.
31:06So, the only, like, three matching outfits we have are cowgirls.
31:13Oh!
31:16Okay.
31:17Um, brilliant.
31:18All right, we're taking it.
31:19All right, thank you.
31:20I'll see you soon.
31:21Goodbye.
31:21We've just won them some money.
31:24That was great.
31:25You are going to be the most gorgeous cowgirls.
31:30Yay!
31:31Thanks for all.
31:33Yes.
31:35While Team Power come to terms with being paint-bowling cowgirls, Team Blue Vision are hard at work creating the
31:41perfect recipe for relaxation.
31:43So, we'd be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests.
31:47So, we're going to say this one includes matcha, kiwi.
31:51Yeah.
31:51And spirulina.
31:52Yeah?
31:52Yeah, great.
31:53Mission alert.
31:55It's time for your next mission.
31:57Joe, disguised as an armchair.
31:59What?
32:01You must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it stains the client's skin.
32:06Oh, that's so good.
32:08That's devious.
32:10This mission is worth £6,000.
32:12Oh, wow.
32:13That is very risky.
32:20Joel, we can see you.
32:21You look amazing.
32:23You've got to be really quiet.
32:24Team Power are in the blue room, Joel.
32:26And also, mate, Team Blue Vision are in the dining room.
32:30The way Joel is walking so slow is stressing me out.
32:33Joel, you're going to have to put a speed on there, mate.
32:35I'm a chair.
32:38Ozara's there.
32:41Oh, he's in.
32:42He's landed.
32:44Zara, would you like to sit on the chair?
32:46Just, sorry, don't tell Joel.
32:48Just very, very quietly go and then just sit on it.
32:54He's got no idea.
32:56Are you doing amazing?
32:56Stay exactly where you are.
32:59And lean back, lean back, lean back.
33:02Oh, my God.
33:03One of the contestants is sitting on you.
33:05Joel, don't move.
33:06Don't move.
33:07There's a contestant sitting on you.
33:10You're going to tell her laughing.
33:11I can feel it's Zara Davies.
33:15I like the feeling of a dragon.
33:18Are you ready for your outfit?
33:19There it is.
33:20What is going on?
33:22Here we go.
33:24Jake, this is all in there.
33:26Oh, there's bandanas and everything.
33:30Oh, my gosh.
33:34Oh, no.
33:36What is it?
33:37Is it James not happy?
33:38No, he looks a bit fuming.
33:40OK, great.
33:41So, scripts and agendas sorted out.
33:43Let's get ready to make the face masks.
33:45Let's go.
33:46Let's go.
33:46Oh!
33:47Joel, team blue vision's moving.
33:49They're on the move.
33:52Joel, they're in the orange rate.
33:54Great.
33:55Look at these ingredients.
33:57Lovely.
33:58They look fab.
33:59That's very green.
34:01Joel, move your right hand up and down if you're OK.
34:06Oh, my God.
34:07That was risky.
34:08Look.
34:10Sarah's laughing, look.
34:12You just look so cherry.
34:14It's brilliant.
34:15Now, they did say if you add more of something, I think it was spirulina, that it gives a little
34:21bit more, a boost of something.
34:23It's a lot of spirulina, isn't it?
34:25So, we keep to the recipe.
34:27Keep to the recipe, yeah, I think so.
34:28But remember, it's about those extras, isn't it?
34:31All right.
34:31Give it a little bit more.
34:32You want to give them a little bit more?
34:32Yeah, give it a few, why not?
34:34Joel, this stash is really good as well.
34:36The boys are putting in loads of the recipe, and it's going to make it look really green
34:41anyway, so your stuff, you can put loads in.
34:44A little thumbs up if you understand.
34:47Yeah, let's go with that, all right?
34:49Yeah!
34:51Yeah!
34:51Yeah!
34:52Oh, my God!
34:57Oh, my God!
34:57Oh, my God!
34:58He got too big.
34:59They didn't see you, but they literally turned to face you just then.
35:03Okay, fantastic.
35:04I think we've done a great job.
35:06I think, you know, the clients from TUI are going to absolutely love that on their faces.
35:09So, should you go and see how anyone's getting on with the yoga?
35:12Let's get it.
35:12Let's do it.
35:13Let's go.
35:16This is your moment.
35:17You've got to go, Joel.
35:18This is your time.
35:19Joel, get yourself up and go and change it.
35:21Quickly!
35:24There he is.
35:24Go on, Joel!
35:25Oh, no.
35:26He can't see.
35:30Come on, come on.
35:34You're going to need to add some water.
35:36Get it all in.
35:36Add water, babes.
35:38Water.
35:38Yeah, nice.
35:39You just put so much in.
35:42How did your face mask go?
35:44It was good.
35:45It's looking good.
35:46Keep going, boy.
35:47Keep making it sticky.
35:48It's all good natural ingredients.
35:50I don't think we need to overthink it.
35:51It'll be fine.
35:55Yes, that's great.
35:56Oh, no!
35:57It's on your sofa!
35:58We're just getting back to HQ.
36:00Run to the bootcase!
36:01Run to the bootcase, Joel!
36:03It's got all the right ingredients.
36:05Well, hopefully.
36:06This is the saddest thing I've ever watched.
36:08This is an awkward run.
36:09This is like the lowest point in James Carrera.
36:20With everything cess, the contestants gather outside the front of the manor house to welcome their corporate guests.
36:27Look!
36:27Look!
36:28Oh, Siwi arriving!
36:29Oh!
36:31Oh!
36:33Look great!
36:35Are you ready to join us?
36:37Hello!
36:38Hello, Ben!
36:40Yee-haw!
36:41Yee-haw!
36:41Yee-haw!
36:42Yee-haw!
36:42Yee-haw action!
36:43You ready to feel rejuvenated today?
36:45As Team Power take their corporate clients to the woods to set up paintballing, Team Blue
36:50Vision prepare to pamper their guests.
36:52Do you mind if I put this face mask on your face?
36:56With what, unbeknownst to them, is now a sabotaged green food dye enhanced face mask.
37:02Oh, my day!
37:04Here we go!
37:04Face masks are coming!
37:06Face masks are coming!
37:07Oh, my...
37:08Oh, my God!
37:08I want to think about this.
37:10This is terrible!
37:12Only the best and most premium products for our guests at the Blue Vision Retreat.
37:20Does this have magic ingredients in it?
37:23It does have magic ingredients.
37:25Yes.
37:26Yeah.
37:27Food colouring.
37:36Okay, ladies.
37:38It's time to remove your masks.
37:40Oh, my God!
37:40Yes!
37:41Oh, my God!
37:42Oh, no!
37:43It's not gonna...
37:44It's not gonna stain our face, is it?
37:46Oh!
37:47No, it won't stain your faces.
37:49That's rank.
37:50I look like Shrek.
37:51Oh!
37:53If you just scrub gently, just in circular motions, it will come off.
37:56No, it's not, Emma.
37:57No, it won't.
37:58Oh, my God.
38:01Would anyone like a green smoothie?
38:06Oh, my God!
38:08Sarah, is this as bad as it looks?
38:11Yes!
38:14Oh, my God!
38:16Oh, my God!
38:18I feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient in the face mask.
38:25What's the ingredients in?
38:25Did you definitely check the measurements, guys?
38:27Yes.
38:31So, you know, I put the ingredients in, so I'm happy to sort of take the kind of blame on
38:36that one.
38:38Oh, my God!
38:39Oh, my God!
38:45Oh, my God!
38:45Okay, we are getting there.
38:46We are getting there.
38:47Joel, that's incredible what you've just done.
38:49Oh, my God!
38:50We're so good!
38:52Joel!
38:54Go!
38:56Oh, my God!
38:57Well done, everyone.
38:58Well done.
38:59I've had a lot of spa days and face masks before, but never anything like this.
39:03I feel like I've scrubbed a layer of skin off.
39:05I'm absolutely not coming back to this spa.
39:09100%.
39:10Meanwhile, over with Team Power.
39:13What we're going to be doing today is paintballing.
39:14We are in the woods for this as well, so you've got to go very careful.
39:18It's just going to be quite a fun day, to be fair.
39:19Yee-haw!
39:22Yee-haw!
39:23Okay, so we're going to move on to the yoga, which I'm taking.
39:30Mission alert.
39:31Come on, Ed.
39:33Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage missions.
39:35Woo!
39:36Woo!
39:37Joe, you will stay behind as mission controller, GK.
39:42Hidden inside a garden storage box, you must pop Emma's yoga ball mid-class.
39:48I love this!
39:51And then, Joe, Sam, and Judy, posing as Team Power paintballers,
39:58you must sabotage the yoga session, covering Team Blue Vision and their guests in paint.
40:04Joe!
40:04Wow!
40:05That's incredible.
40:08Celebrities, each mission is worth £5,000.
40:11What?
40:12So there is a total of £10,000 up for grabs.
40:15Wow.
40:16Wow.
40:18And remember, don't get caught.
40:19Don't get caught.
40:21Do not get caught.
40:22Okay, GK, you need to find something to pop the balls with.
40:25Yep.
40:25We need to find guns.
40:27Water, please.
40:28Let's go, Joe.
40:33And breathe in.
40:36And breathe out.
40:43Have you found the box, GK?
40:46Lovely.
40:47And breathe out.
40:49Oh, my God.
40:51Oh, Jesus wept.
40:53Are you all right?
40:54That's why it's all.
40:55So grab your balls, please.
40:57If she looks at her right while she's sat there, she will see me.
41:01We are literally high level.
41:03Here we go, GK.
41:05I think you'll have one go at it.
41:07I want you to be comfortable with your ball, okay?
41:10Get your ball and just sit on it.
41:15And bounce on it.
41:17And bounce on it.
41:19Bouncey, bouncy, bouncy.
41:21Sharp a thrust as you can.
41:24Oh, my God.
41:26Okay, go for it.
41:27Go for it.
41:37Get your ball and just sit on it.
41:40And bounce on it.
41:43Bouncey, bouncy, bouncy.
41:45Okay, go for it.
41:46Go for it.
41:52Oh, my word.
41:53Oh, that was brilliant.
42:00I'm sorry.
42:02I'm sorry.
42:03That was brilliant.
42:04How embarrassing.
42:05I was bouncing on it too hard, clearly.
42:08I'm back to HQ.
42:10I'm not confident.
42:11I'm not good at this ball, so I'm just getting the feel for it.
42:15After a successful explosive mission, GK sneaks back to join Joe in Mission HQ.
42:21Joe!
42:22But meanwhile, over in the woods, Team Power busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity.
42:27Come on, guys.
42:29Teamwork, communication.
42:31Allowing Judy, Joel and Sam.
42:33God, I'm so excited.
42:35To sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same cowgirl costumes.
42:40And...
42:41Breathe in.
42:42Cause absolute carnage.
42:45Big time.
42:46Oh, my God.
42:47Sam, don't show your face.
42:50Go on, have it large, Judy.
42:52Go on, go, go, go!
42:53In!
42:55What?
42:57Paint everywhere!
42:58Paint everywhere!
43:00Whoa!
43:01Whoa!
43:02Breathe in!
43:03Why are you so amazing?
43:06What?
43:08Do you think they could win?
43:09What?
43:09What are you doing?
43:10Breathe out!
43:12Get out!
43:14Breathe in!
43:14Right, go, go, go, go, go.
43:16Let's just keep focused on the breathing.
43:19Oh, God!
43:20I'm so...
43:21I'm so surprised.
43:26Yeah!
43:30Sorry, guys.
43:31It's really traumatic.
43:32Who feels relaxed?
43:35Team Power came in and ambushed my whole class.
43:37They've 100% done it on purpose.
43:39They're trying to sabotage our task.
43:42It was carnage.
43:43Absolute carnage.
43:43I can only imagine maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us.
43:48I cannot believe they've done this to us.
43:50They've played us dirty.
44:00With the disastrous away day done, the applicants are ready for the final results and are heading to Sarah's office.
44:06Or so they think.
44:08Oh, my word.
44:10What is that?
44:12This is a bookcase.
44:13Wow!
44:15Oh, my...
44:16Oh, wow!
44:18She's been watching us the full time.
44:21No way!
44:22Celebrity sabotage.
44:24But we're not celebrities.
44:26What is happening here?
44:27Oh, hello.
44:29Hello, applicants.
44:31Now, you must be wondering what on earth is going on.
44:36Just a bit.
44:36Yeah, we are.
44:37But I've got something to tell you.
44:40The applicant is not a real show.
44:44What?
44:45Take a look at this.
44:47Oh!
44:49What?
44:51Sam Thompson, GK Murray!
44:54It's the bear poop!
44:56How are you hanging in for your bird?
44:57It's Junior.
44:59I love Junior.
45:00I love that.
45:01Wow!
45:05We need them to stop filming, mate.
45:07Oh, damn it!
45:08What?
45:08How did I not recognise him?
45:10Now get the memory card.
45:12He stole our footage!
45:14No!
45:15In the chair!
45:16You're going to need to add some water.
45:18Get it all in.
45:19I didn't put too much in!
45:20Exactly!
45:21We were scrubbing their faces for hours.
45:23OK, go for it, go for it.
45:25Go for it!
45:26Nice!
45:32This is hilarious!
45:34Oh!
45:36Yes!
45:46We're sorry.
45:48Now, you have not been taking part in a real business competition show.
45:52You've actually been contestants on a secret game show called Celebrity Sabotage.
45:58And you did!
45:59For every sabotage we successfully completed, we've been building up a secret prize pot for all of you to share.
46:08The total prize won for you all is £29,000!
46:12Howl!
46:13Howl!
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46:15Howl!
46:16Howl!
46:16Howl!
46:16Coming out with £4,800!
46:22Howl!
46:23Howl!
46:24Howl!
46:24Howl!
46:27Howl!
46:28I can't wait to be able to take my two kids on the holiday that we haven't been able to
46:33go on for the last couple
46:39Next time on celebrity sabotage
46:44Welcome to our brand new show couple goals you need to splash
47:06You
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