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Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage Season 2 Episode 14 | English Sub
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00:01Previously on George and Mandy's first marriage.
00:04What'd Missy do now?
00:05I came home from church early and found your sister in her bedroom with a boy.
00:11Were they doing it?
00:12They were trying.
00:13What's that mean?
00:14There were pants on the floor, that is all I'm saying.
00:17So what'd you do?
00:18What do you think I did? I took off my shoe and I hit him with it.
00:29Hey, it's your mom. She sounds mad.
00:31Probably Missy. Hello.
00:34I am so upset with your sister.
00:37Missy.
00:38What'd she do now?
00:40I found condoms in her room.
00:42What?
00:43It is worse. The box isn't full.
00:45What's happening?
00:46What, did you talk to her?
00:47She is at school.
00:49Who's the boy?
00:50What boy?
00:50My mom found condoms in Missy's room.
00:53Yikes.
00:55I don't know who he is.
00:57Well, what are you gonna do?
00:58Ground her? Kill her? I haven't decided.
01:01How about this? You ground her, I'll kill him.
01:04Deal.
01:05Gimme.
01:06Why?
01:07I think I can help.
01:10Hey, Mary.
01:11Uh, if you're okay with it, I can talk to her.
01:14Why?
01:14Well, she trusts me. Maybe I can find out what's going on.
01:17I know what's going on.
01:18There's a three pack of condoms and only two left.
01:22Well, that can mean a lot of things.
01:25Like?
01:27Like...
01:28Let me talk to her and get back to you.
01:30Okay.
01:31Thanks.
01:34I cannot believe this.
01:36Well, at least she was being careful.
01:38Careful is keeping your pants on.
01:41She's a teenager.
01:42It's gonna happen sooner or later.
01:44Later.
01:45I love later.
01:47And when you talk to her, get the name of this guy.
01:49And where he lives.
01:50And if he's bigger than me.
01:53Okay.
01:54One step at a time.
01:55Where did she even get condoms?
01:58Drugstore, I guess.
02:00Really?
02:00I never had the courage to buy them at a drugstore.
02:03Which is why I had to buy a pregnancy test.
02:07Why was she snooping in my room?
02:09More importantly, you cannot tell her I gave them to you.
02:11No, no.
02:29What is up with you?
02:33No, no.
02:33No, no.
02:35No.
02:35No, no.
02:36No, no.
02:37No, no.
02:38No, no.
02:38No, no.
02:41she's gonna kill me probably what do I do well she doesn't know you did anything
02:47she knows there's a condom missing right so I guess that means yeah yeah so how'd it go over
02:59so fast I'm not sure it counted yeah get used to that I'm dead well I think we have two
03:08options
03:08here we come clean and we hope she understands or we lie our asses off that one asses okay I'll
03:17tell
03:17your mom that you stole them from the drugstore why well shoplifting it's a distraction like
03:23pleading guilty to a lesser offense smart mm-hmm and you were curious how they worked so you took
03:28one out and you put it on a banana a banana a cucumber a carrot it doesn't matter what matters
03:35is you weren't having sex right mm-hmm thank you I got your back someday I hope I could do
03:43this kind
03:43of thing for CC what is wrong with you no you don't need anything else I'm ahead out already I
03:58work part
03:59time for free I leave when I want can I ask you a personal question sure when Mandy was a
04:06teenager
04:06how did you keep boys away from her your daughter craps in a diaper that ought to take care of
04:11the
04:11boys for a while it's my sister with my dad gone she's my responsibility yeah I get that
04:21when the fellows used to come around see Mandy I'd shake their hands so hard I could see tears in
04:26the rest I think I missed my window to scare the boy off oh well in that case I find
04:33living in denial
04:33to be an excellent coping strategy so stick my head in the sand oh yeah deep as you can go
04:38I don't
04:40think I can do that you sure got me through finding out that my daughter got knocked up by some
04:45dumbass
04:4517 year old but now you love me right check my head let me show you how much you know
04:56I don't like
04:57gossip but there's a nasty rumor going around about one of our younger parishioners really um anyone I
05:04know actually yes mark delfino word on the street is he's selling marijuana cigarettes everybody knows
05:12that he's a terrible child oh you're here hey hey Mandy what brings you by she doesn't need a reason
05:21to visit her mother-in-law that's nice how's a little CC doing I bet she's gabbin up a store
05:27oh yes she is a real chatterbox okay bye what have you got it's not as bad as you think
05:34there was no sex
05:35oh thank the lord wait why then was there a condom missing oh well you're gonna laugh um she was
05:48curious so she took one out and she put it on a banana that's what she told you yeah
05:57and you believed it you don't no that is the stupidest story I've ever heard no it's a good
06:05story it's very plausible oh and she stole them from the drugstore well that part I buy
06:14what are you gonna do I am gonna put the fear of God into that girl is what I'm gonna
06:21do well what
06:22exactly does that entail well for starters I'm gonna ground her take her door off her bedroom
06:28that should do it then I'm gonna sit her in front of the TV and make her watch videos of
06:31childbirth
06:33try and find some big-headed babies
06:38wow you've really thought about this every day for 16 years
06:47oh CC's getting cuter by the day you know when she was born she was bald and chunky like
06:52Jim but now she's all me hey mom need the phone in a minute I'm talking to your aunt louise
07:00okay this
07:01is important well so is this it's amanda aunt louise says hi oh let me talk to her hi louise
07:10bye
07:10louise amanda yes I know I'm terrible I'll be right back hello hey she didn't believe the banana story
07:20which is crazy because it's so good Melissa Cooper where are you I gotta go oh but she did believe
07:26you stole it so run with that what was that all about oh I'd rather not say amanda missy got
07:39caught
07:39shoplifting I believe it who is the boy there is no boy was that him on the phone no you
07:48had better start
07:49explaining yourself why you're just gonna tell me I'm going to hell well sex before marriage is a sin
07:55you did it and God punished me with a disrespectful daughter I'm not talking about this but you'll talk to
08:03Mandy yes she listens it doesn't lecture me did she know about this this is salt hello huh oh sorry
08:21okay
08:25yeah fine here's some good news I may buy a trombone how's that good news I don't own one and
08:33now I
08:33might anyone else lost I'll get it hello she's headed your way and she's pissed hang on
08:47why didn't you tell her I'll get it hey we're eating dinner don't be rude you're on the phone
08:57thought my trombone news would have made a bigger splash
09:02where is your lying wife can you come back later we're having dinner
09:13Mary I know you're mad oh I am way past mad I am ticked
09:21about what you don't know about this one giving your sister condoms
09:26what how could you do that she's just a kid should we give them some privacy shut up
09:33what were you thinking she was thinking that it was her place to make decisions about my daughter
09:39hey she came to me then you lied about it only because I didn't want to get her in trouble
09:44or get me in trouble you stay away from Missy
09:54wow never seen her so upset she ain't the only one
10:00whoa I'm with Mary on this whoa
10:12are you avoiding me trying okay listen Missy was talking to me about this guy she's seeing it was
10:18starting to get serious so I wanted to make sure she was safe did you try telling her not to
10:23do it
10:23anybody had told you that would it have worked that's different I'm a guy so it was okay for
10:30you to have sex in high school but not the girls you were with yes and I for one was
10:36disappointed
10:37in their lack of self-control I'm sure they were disappointed too this ain't about me this is about
10:44you keeping secrets you honestly want to know about your sister's sex life no but I need to she's my
10:51responsibility fine she's been seeing this guy for a while she really likes him they've been fooling
10:58around mostly over the clothes stuff you're right don't want to hear it which is why I was handling it
11:03she's my responsibility too my mom don't see it that way well then you need to make her understand
11:10I ain't taking your side in this you have no choice I'm your wife so I don't get to decide
11:16the
11:16side I'm on no the side was decided and the side is mine what about the boy can I at
11:22least kick his
11:23ass should my brother have kicked your ass Connor please like I had time to beat up every guy Mandy
11:31had
11:31sex with so just because I'm married I'm supposed to tell my mom she's wrong you can't go against
11:41your mom what about my wife dude you only get one mom you can have tons of wives seriously fine
11:49two
11:49three tops maybe four you started young since you have none wives maybe pop down what would you do
11:59rule of thumb if you have to pick between two women always pick the one you sleep with
12:04oh you can only sleep with one woman I sleep with several no you don't I could
12:13so you always side with mrs. McAllister over your mom exactly you know I've never met your mom
12:21exactly well I'm not cutting out my mother I want her and Mandy to get along
12:26I really could I have tried so hard to raise Missy with good Christian values not your fault kids
12:37these days are faced with all sorts of temptation tell me about it just the other day I saw a
12:42music
12:43video about a man who liked big butts Lord he was honest about it but it's still very troubling
12:52and Mandy's not helping making Missy think that this kind of behavior is acceptable
12:57well we'll continue to pray on this
13:01thank you for listening God didn't give me these just for holding up sunglasses
13:12hey Georgie
13:13shh I don't want my mom to know I'm here
13:15what's going on
13:17she's mad at Mandy I'm caught in the middle and I'm hoping you can smooth things out
13:21won't that put me in the middle
13:22yep so what's the plan
13:25well your mother's unhappy that Mandy overstepped her bounds
13:28I didn't ask for a recap I asked for a plan
13:32suppose I could sit down with all parties and open up a line of communication
13:36great let me know how it goes
13:39you're one of the parties
13:40oh come on does anyone really think I'll be helpful here
13:45you're not putting me in a room with three angry women Georgie you're coming
13:57first of all I just want to thank everyone for being here in a family nothing is more important
14:03than honest and open community
14:05oh just start
14:08I'll start I don't want to be here
14:09well you should have thought about that before you took your clothes off
14:13please let me leave
14:14suck it up
14:17you are so lucky your father's not alive because this would have killed him
14:20and you wonder why she doesn't want to talk to you
14:23Mandy
14:24what she's making it worse
14:25oh you're making it worse
14:27Georgie let's keep it civil
14:29you're right I should take a walk around the block and
14:31sit
14:33the reason we're here is not to rehash the past
14:36what's been done is done
14:38it's for y'all to find a way forward as a loving Christian family
14:41this isn't fair Georgie had sex in high school no one crazy
14:44hey I was not happy about that but at least he married her
14:48I wasn't talking about Mandy
14:50hey how did I go so wrong with my children
14:53oh well if it makes you feel any better Sheldon will probably die a virgin
14:58that is not true
14:59when the time is right he will find a wife and have a beautiful family
15:04oh come on mom
15:07just leave Shelly out of this and you stay away from Missy
15:11it's not her fault I asked her for help
15:13yeah because she couldn't come to you
15:15why because I have values that you think are a joke
15:18I don't think they're a joke I think they're unrealistic teenagers have sex
15:22excuse me most save themselves for marriage
15:25most
15:27many
15:28how many
15:29the point is abstinence is cool
15:33Missy I hope you understand your mother is just trying to keep you safe
15:37so was I I'm talking about her soul and I'm talking about her not getting pregnant
15:42there is only one sure way to not get pregnant
15:44being Sheldon's future wife
15:46that's enough out of you
15:48really
15:48you're on mom's side
15:49no
15:50I'm
15:51I'm on Mandy's side
15:52is that so
15:54seriously
15:55so you're okay with your wife giving your sister prophylactics
15:59yes
16:01just to be clear that's what old people call condoms right
16:04right
16:05then yeah
16:06I guess I am
16:07Georgie
16:08hey
16:08I don't like the idea of her doing stuff with boys either
16:10it's not boys
16:11it's just boy
16:13what's his name
16:13nice try
16:14see
16:15she can't talk to me because I just want to kick this kid's ass
16:17she can't talk to you because you're just going to pray at her
16:19so it's good she's got Mandy
16:21she can always talk to me
16:24I'm being serious right now
16:26so if you're going to be mad at Mandy
16:27then be mad at me too because we're a team
16:30done
16:31can I leave now
16:32this meeting yes
16:34your room not for the next 20 years
16:42I know we may not have solved everything but I think we made some progress
16:47abstinence is cool
16:48if you'd ever tried it you'd know
16:51oh Mary that was uncalled for
16:55but we were all thinking it
17:09you can't do that here
17:10it's okay officer we're married
17:12then go home
17:14sorry
17:15he took my side over his mother's tonight and I couldn't keep my hands off him
17:21you took her side
17:22yes ma'am
17:25then knock yourselves out
17:43in his defense he did warn us
17:55well
17:56well
18:14and we're gonna stop
18:16you're gonna stop
18:16what can I do
18:16we're gonna stop
18:16in the back of my head
18:16but I am gonna stop
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