00:00What if you bring Koenigsegg into the first ever F1 race?
00:04Hour 1, you roll into a racetrack where drivers are smoking and engines are coughing.
00:08Then you roll in your futuristic car that looks like it shouldn't be there.
00:12No one has seen anything like that before.
00:14Engineers surround your car, they don't understand anything.
00:17You press a button and the car goes into ghost mode.
00:20Everyone jumps back.
00:21One mechanic declares your car alien technology.
00:24Another just gives up engineering and becomes a monk.
00:27One mechanic asks, is it fast?
00:29You say, only when it's moving.
00:31Your joke was so bad that the FIA postpones the race.
00:35Hour 2, an old man with a white beard walks in.
00:39He looks familiar.
00:40Wait, it's fucking Socrates.
00:42Wrong century, wrong event.
00:43He walks up to you and asks, if speed is your power, what are you without it?
00:47You say, look around, dumbass.
00:49Being fast is the point of an F1 race.
00:53The crowd explodes laughing.
00:55One guy laughs so hard his cancer gets cured.
00:57Hour 3, you line up at the starting grid and start your car.
01:01One driver gives up his career just listening to your car.
01:04The flag drops.
01:05Your car launches and hits insane speed.
01:08People lose their minds.
01:09Hour 4, the other cars are still figuring out first gear.
01:13Meanwhile, you are already at the finish line.
01:15This was your quickest finish yet.
01:16And for once, the ladies had no complaints.
01:19One guy asks, how can something be this fast?
01:21You say, because I was fasting for a few days.
01:25No one laughs.
01:26Day 2, the FIA holds an emergency meeting.
01:30Next day, decision is out.
01:31You're banned, not from racing, but from making stupid jokes.
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