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25:28true we came here because we are gathering weapons to help the fight and
25:32you could be that weapon with your amazing gun you're both weapons together
25:37what I'm saying is we've got a ship just out there and we can explain
25:41everything on it you seem fine to me she's no one hundred years alone in
25:54darkness a hundred years I'm I'm sorry I was a different person then are you
26:09apologizing yes I know super weird right but he means it we're just trying to
26:16make sure what happened to you never happens again to anyone
26:24do they have food on your ship oh man do they they got this machine it makes
26:30whatever you want as long as it's noodles but I got some cans look on me right now
26:33if you're starving ah I was buried for a hundred years not a thousand you two do
26:43not know what you're missing
26:48I've alerted to less Korea to be ready for space racers arrival he hasn't agreed to
26:53join our cause yet but Thedas can be very inspiring
27:01Nolan he'll join he was a crusader long before you were born and thanks to me he
27:07has every reason to hate my people I mean awkward but good we need his help what's
27:14next a small planet only a day away you don't say
27:24oh yeah oh yeah oh there's one grab it you grab it do you want your weapon or not
27:38oh it stinks it's a sinlac beetle we discovered a compound in their shells that makes us weak to
27:45physical injury my orders were to wipe them out I guess I missed a few so what we cram these
27:58down
27:58built for my growth or something no you get coalition scientists to extract the
28:03compound refine it and put it in darts grab a few more I'd rather not fine next time here's an
28:16idea I
28:16hold the rock and you manhandle the disgusting insects okay oh they leak slime great you didn't
28:24tell me they leak slime is this revenge for something what would make you say that
28:34they were majestic beasts as intelligent as they were deadly a true threat to any Viltrumite
28:42I hope there might still be a few alive what happened to them all their water evaporated into space
28:48how's that even happen it happens when you move someone's planet closer to their sun
29:09is this gonna be like a regular thing
29:15probably okay so first hello uh I'm Alan I work uh with your emperor the coalition of planets
29:23and this fine friend of mine is not as evil as he looks even though he looks kind evil what
29:29terrible
29:29stuff did you do here nothing finally the gildarians were too powerful for our reduced numbers
29:35so we hired the crash to destroy them for us yeah that adds up a plan that failed but only
29:42because of
29:43our people's immense sacrifice and loss and for that I am more sorry than you can know
29:56our forces are still recovering but there is a warrior on earth who may be able to help you
30:03earth that's what he said why you know the place just kidding he did terrible stuff there too
30:18so I'm Alan he's a good guy now we're both looking for battle beast who helped jailbreak us out of
30:23a
30:23vulture my prison a little while ago our champion of this place long ago seeking any who might challenge
30:35his skill at battle if you're searching for him seek out blood and fire and find him there blood and
30:43fire
30:43check
31:07I just assumed the three of you were in a triadic relationship
31:15but yes we have many other guest accommodations please take whichever one suits you
31:32are you sure this is worth the risk even viltrumites are scared of ragnars and for good reason
31:39i was the only survivor of the first research team that came here
31:46they're cold-blooded so i had our scientists put that solar disc in place to freeze their planet solid
31:52we didn't care about the other two planets in this system or their small but growing civilizations
32:00every time i say i'm not going to be surprised by viltrumite cruelty anymore
32:06there it is let's go
32:20oh that's a lot of gravity it's how the ragnars got so strong
32:29oh
32:33oh
32:56um so if they're all popsicles how are you gonna find them
32:59tellia we'll need to move the disc and let the planet warm up a little
33:03then we can get a few into the cargo hold and keep them frozen until we get back to telescrea
33:09got it captain we need to please general tellia allow me to handle this
33:14i owe nolan for an earlier misunderstanding
33:17download target the solar disc and fire proton missiles
33:22hold on a second
33:32what are you doing i said move the disc not remove it it's worse than that someone just destroyed it
33:40what
33:50uh nolan i think i found one of your um filter might uh devouring beasts
34:02man do they look like bad news hurry we have to get them to the ship before they thaw
34:16i'll take this one see if you can find another
34:34don't
34:36don't
34:36don't
34:46don't
34:55Ow, shit!
35:04Alan?
35:13No worries. I got them.
35:16No, you don't. They're still half-prozen.
35:36We need to get out of here before they really wake up.
35:52What's happening, Kelvin?
35:54Everything! Everything bad is happening all at the same time!
35:58What?
36:16So long, losers. Bet you wish you could fly, huh?
36:30Alan, go!
36:35Alan!
36:40You! You are giving me command of this ship right now!
36:49You shouldn't have come back! He needs you for the war!
36:52I'm not joining your war!
36:57Then I'm gonna look like a real idiot, aren't I?
37:16Okay, what now?
37:17Now, we dive!
37:27Let's go!
37:31Leave me!
37:35Help me!
37:47What the fuck is it?
37:58now you both get the hell out of there i just fell even more in love with you
38:40i think we can agree that mistakes were made and we've all learned from them
38:47mistakes that's what you call almost getting us eaten alive you're lucky i don't tear you and
38:52your ship to pieces but you're the good viltrumite not that good that's enough we're done here and you
39:02have nothing to worry about ah thank you because i'm keeping command of your ship what this is
39:09mutiny not yet who's with me now it's mutiny
39:24you uh okay buddy
39:30yeah we lost the ragnars for now but we got your special little fart bugs
39:34right and some other very exciting clues about a few friends who might want to join the cause
39:39i'm not upset about the ragnars really because the captain is still in hiding on his own ship
39:45i'm not upset anymore about the ragnars
39:48oh is this about the whole trying to erase your own people from the universe thing
39:54i understand we're a plague responsible for almost wiping out your entire species
40:01and we've done so much worse to so many others across the galaxy i know this
40:07but
40:09to us
40:10it was our duty
40:13argal said our mission was to bring order to chaos to improve the galaxy and we did we did stop
40:21wars
40:21we did make some planets better yeah but i kind of think that's what all conquerors tell
40:27themselves we paid for our crimes our entire race poisoned until only the merest glimmer was left
40:36glimmer would not be my choice of word there and now i'm helping you engineer their extinction
40:45look your people could have gotten the message when that virus hit they could have understood
40:50what it felt like for so many others when they first saw viltrumites in their skies
40:55but they didn't
40:57they doubled down
40:58turned the cruelty up to max and kept on killing
41:02that's why they need to be stopped no matter what it takes
41:05i know you know this
41:10but i also know it still hurts
41:12so come here
41:13no what are you i don't
41:16see before you would have punched my head off for doing this
41:20i still might
41:23huh
41:24i said i'm still not joining your war
41:27i know
41:28it's okay
41:31our scientists are already working to extract and amplify the poison from the beetle's shells
41:36i've also dispatched an engineering team to begin reconstruction of the ragnar solar disk
41:41oh nice great picture thank you you really nailed my good side there
41:46once their planet is refrozen we'll try again to capture several of the creatures
41:51the galderians believe the earth hero known as tech jacket will also join our cause
41:56and we're searching all known galactic conflict sites for battle beast
42:03i met with space racer when he arrived several days ago
42:07he is eager to resume his struggle against evil and has pledged his help
42:11all of nolan's other leads were extinct missing or destroyed
42:17each day we add more allies and more weapons to our fight against the viltrumites
42:23take some time to rest
42:25we will meet again tomorrow
42:28thank you great thetas
42:32nolan
42:33a word
42:37it isn't enough
42:39is it
42:41even as diminished as they are
42:44our people are strong
42:45and many of their conquered planets will continue fighting for them out of fear
42:50this is why we need you nolan and your son not just for your strength but for what you represent
43:01i said no
43:04mark is already a part of this and the viltrumites will come for him sooner or later
43:10doesn't he deserve a chance to save his world
43:16it doesn't matter
43:18i can't go back to earth
43:20not anymore
43:23we must all face judgment for the evils of our past
43:27if we want any hope to change our future
43:32let me lead my example
43:45it is fine
43:47please leave us
43:57what is this place
44:05what is this place
44:13but improved
44:16if released
44:18not a single viltrumite will survive its wrath this time
44:23how how do you have this because i was the one who created it
44:31you do you know what you did how many suffered and died
44:37no not until you told me our people hid their wound well wound you brought us to the edge of
44:47extinction you killed billions as we killed billions of others before
44:59if you feel i should die then act i would not blame you
45:09why why would you do such a thing after you already betrayed us i killed emperor argal
45:16because i thought without his cruel leadership our people would change when it only made our
45:24hate stronger then i had no choice but to act again and i have thought many times about taking
45:33my own life for what i have done but not until the viltrum empire is extinguished
45:40and we are all but a mercifully forgotten memory promise me that this virus is a final resort
45:52promise me that i will use it only if i see no other way to subdue the empire
46:03where where are you going
46:06to get my son
46:15was that
46:49if you will allow me to explain on your knees animal
46:57I...I have failed you. My arrogance led me to be defeated by the boy and his witch.
47:04Make my death painful, so others may learn and grow stronger from it.
47:13I beg you, Grand Regent Thrag.
47:20No. No, I will not reward failure.
47:36You have work to do, yet.
47:55To be continued.
47:56To be continued.
48:03To be continued.
48:13To be continued...
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